Mike's Daily Schedule

[@PlutoTheGod]

A 5 minute shit but an hours worth of prayers.. That's a man who cares about others. We love you Mike

[@wdsftygt]

I love Mike like a male Lady Di

[@kevinc1968]

"I got schwet panch" lol

[@trissloan2340]

Mike should have stomped Nick's foot and elbowed him in the face, on-air sneak attack. Then Mike should have told him, "I have had enough of your shit you unknown comic! I am as relevant as you are! You are Robin from the original Batman series."

[@Davidjon1946]

I hated nick but mike is way to much of a pussy

[@Peesah-ghabidge]

I can actually count the pixels 😂

[@DeRock401]

Mike is grotesque lmaoooooo

[@psychedelia34]

Valentimes Day 😂

[@timothyl8237]

I don’t know who Artie thinks he is , without his money he’d be mike

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Artie is funny and talented, mike is a sweet little buffoon. Dumbass

[@joeraguso5376]

Artie is definitely much sharper than Mike. I'm not saying Artie wouldn't be a loser, but Mike really takes it to another level.

[@Spootnik]

Artie held a good union job before he got into comedy. If anything, he'd be better off physically if he never got money.

[@shiptear67]

Ok but he made his money

[@timothyl8237]

@@shiptear67 and now he’s a bum with no nose

[@knobrush]

play this back at 1/2 speed. sounds like mike and artie are plastered.

[@aldoelektrika]

I'm high and this is funny as fuk

[@xxczerxx]

I'm pretty sure Artie was

[@saudasiri6019]

What about you artie? Your mom does everything

[@countof3everybodyOD]

Artie pays for everything

[@mbolduc]

If only heroin made Artie unfunny, he'd have been sober decades ago

[@officiallyspooked7805]

Nah he would probably just live with being unfunny

[@weid1888]

Artie is copying how Howard is with JD, Sal, & Richard

[@kevinc1968]

chris weidemann wheres your show?

[@TheJCinator]

chris weidemann right cus Howard invented that lol

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

You mean fucking with a person? Have you never had friends before? I guess I been ripping off Howard since pre-k

[@countof3everybodyOD]

You think no one goofed on anyone before Wigward?

[@Stonehopper1067HMG]

If it was just Artie & Fred it would be the best show ever.