mike wozniak being the Most Polite Taskmaster Contestant

[@ProxCyde]

I'm starting to realize the importance of kind eyes to pull off a mustache like that.

[@TeaOnTue]

There you go! That's the code 🤔

[@georgeferrett1799]

Exactly if you were to throw some hard eyes above a sweet stache such as that you would possibly end up with soviet dictator Joseph Stalin and nobody wants that.

[@sophiusdynami3401]

@ProxyCyde huh thanks for defining my type :D

[@sophiusdynami3401]

Especially if he is obedient :P

[@PhiltheMoko]

@@hi-ve1cw yea if he was wearing a tracksuit the look would hit a bit different.

[@impatrice9030]

"but what you cant take away is that I had a lovely day" the way it starts as somewhat threatening and then is just the sweetest delivery ever omg

[@englandcalling9721]

A bit like "If you don't shut up, I'm going to come over there and give you a cuddle"

[@crazylizard1889]

Probably one of the best things I've heard

[@SmartStr33t]

Things to say after a first date.

[@1Dreamking]

Perfection!

[@Herebutnotreally]

He’s been more polite to Alex in 4 minutes than James has been for an entire season

[@Lizzo13]

Between him and Charlotte Ritchie, series 11 was so wholesome.

[@AVYcLaIR12]

I would watch a kid show, with the two of them hosting. Hell I really want a mockumentary series about these two as hosts to a kid show.

[@daruddock]

It's just what we needed after the frayed tempers of series 10 and the ongoing pandemic.

[@towntownbill]

@@daruddock qp0pp1p, 1, Ql

[@beatnikmary]

It was my favourite season since Season 7

[@wohlhabendermanager]

Imagine Mike and Charlotte being on a team together. But on the other hand, it would've meant Northern Farmer Lee Mack and Angry Aussie Sarah Kendall being on the other team. Oh boy.

[@beatnikmary]

I absolutely love that Mike Wozniak and James Acaster are friends in real life, because their Taskmaster personas (personae?) could not be more opposite.

[@dipsydoodle2728]

My top two favorites of the series and oh my goodness yes their personas were opposites but there was something about James that was kind of geeky and at times sweet too

[@cmarq817]

Are they? So happy to see two of my favourite comedians/people are FRIENDS

[@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945]

@@dipsydoodle2728 James is much sweeter outside of Taskmaster and Mike is much more devilish

[@lisahenry20]

I remember one of James Acaster's scrapes where he went to see one of Mike Wozniak's shows but the venue had been double booked and he ended up seeing something else, I think it was a 3 man play about a lighthouse?

[@williamchapple8886]

He will forever be the people’s champion

[@hilarylannan9657]

I think you mean "the people's princess" (at least according to sarah Kendall, who am I to argue?)

[@zackwelch3038]

"Did you have a nice breakfast?" I never noticed that one before

[@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945]

"well I must say, it's a bit of a swell-"

[@TeaOnTue]

Probably one of my favourite moments of him xD

[@julesmasonlynch]

Get yourself to a safe place!

[@TheMossyrocker16]

I can't decide if I want to adopt him, have him adopt me, or us adopt a puppy together. All I know is he's won my heart.

[@Mr.Wilcox]

The dog sounds like the best idea

[@svetlanakholmetskaya6282]

That the best sentence I've read today

[@GnomaPhobic]

He is what I want to be when I grow up.

[@finn4012]

He’s the most polite person on the show but if you tell him to undermine a vole he’ll go all out without mercy

[@goguude]

Mike Wozniak would make an amazing Doctor on Doctor Who

[@rachelgigg8047]

Absolutely yes please

[@panampace]

Thirded

[@doodlenoodle4370]

I would love to watch that!

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Could be possible now!!

[@hwren9845]

I'd love that but I doubt they'd go back to a white guy again so soon when they've made such a huge deal out of moving towards more diverse casting choices. Maybe one day though.

[@neversaw]

The opposite of James acaster and rhod

[@danmcdonagh2449]

My thoughts exactly!

[@stormwolf4989]

'Hello, Alex' "Hello, Mike" 'Thank You' "Hello, James" '...'

[@DonCurrywurst]

You just listed all my fav. castmembers (incl. Mike)

[@frang2342]

That series was so chaotic I was honestly the best

[@beatnikmary]

Even funnier, James and Mike have been real life friends for years.

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

"Get yourself to a save place!" must be the least efficient way to communicate that point.

[@vstopbiaswreckingme7194]

Mike is literally the sweetest, i think he might be my favourite taskmaster contestant ever

[@valeried8542]

I love the guy

[@thewingedporpoise]

I love him saying it isn't Alex's fault that the plates are wet

[@lyric939]

in the series, mike wozniak juxtaposed to lee mack during the team tasks is one of the best things i've ever seen.

[@rachelgigg8047]

Mike seems like the kind of guy who makes a huge mess for a task then offers to help clean up afterwards/make everyone tea

[@humandoodad]

his politeness and his dancer's run, both beautifully showcased in this video.

[@MmKayUltra1]

Mike Wozniak: Back in a tick Me: tock leaving o'clock.

[@1Dreamking]

Oh it's tick tock time!

[@BJthecold]

Met this guy on the train 3 days ago and can confirm hes the politest man alive :D

[@hilarylannan9657]

Wow!! That must have been such a treat. I don't know if I'd be able to contain myself!

[@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945]

can we hear the story please?

[@abiwright2726]

“get yourself to a safe place” is my absolute favourite

[@georgiakuchinsky]

I have never in my life laughed as hard as I did watching this computer generated stock character so earnestly engage with the world around him.

[@daruddock]

Sarah Kendall absolutely deserved to win, but my god I wish it'd been Mike.

[@Ryanide07]

I wouldn't mind if anyone from the lineup won this season. Truly one of the greatest. You literally couldn't hate any one of them

[@seokjin-drowning]

@@Ryanide07 I'd like to politely disagree, I found Sarah a bore to watch, she was lacking what the other contestants had.

[@Ryanide07]

​@@seokjin-drowning I'm not going to deny, she was hard to get into (no pun intended) at the start, felt like she was trying too hard like Iain was in S8. However she was still fairly enjoyable to watch overall in my opinion. She's more like background noise with some funny one liners every now and then. Wozniak set the bar soo fucken high up it was hard for anyone to even come close.

[@INeedUrTurnips]

@@seokjin-drowning Sarah is very dry and deadpan. Reminds me of an Australian Tig Notaro.

[@viktoriavillaflores1691]

no matter how many Wozniak compilations I've already watched, there's never enough

[@theaidanator]

_get yourself to a safe place_ will forever be my favourite

[@viktoriavillaflores1691]

I'd like to see Wozniak and Ritchie in a movie or series where they play a father-daughter or uncle-niece duo that are adorkable and wholesome

[@lionguardant5468]

Wozniak and Ritchie need to solve crimes together and be back in time for tea

[@lionguardant5468]

Wozniak and Ritchie need to solve crimes together and be back in time for tea

[@smurfette_blues7922]

He really was the most polite... and then on the other end, jamali telling alex hes going to talk to the producers lmao

[@gracebonifabulous]

he may be one of my favorite contestants of all time. he was so nice actively, but also his face just had kindness written all over it.

[@nabaaeyddan7565]

People came to series 11 for Lee Mack. They stayed for Mike Wozniak.

[@Matthew-bu7fg]

He was born in a post office queue

[@soulandfire9252]

The way he moves around reminds me of a Jim Henderson puppet, could watch him for hours!

[@tuxedobike4067]

I feel like he and Kermit the Frog would have similar cycling technique, yes.

[@hilarylannan9657]

His tongs/marshmallow dance is pure joy!

[@Mine4062]

1:25 I love the "apologizing to an inanimate object"

[@petergilbert7106]

Sarah Kendalls hair is absolutely magnificent, but Mikes moustache is superb. I assume the Taskmaster trophy was decided on who has the best hair, in which case Mike got robbed.

[@StaceWah]

He is the sweetest little cherub 💗 💕 He and Mel Geidroic could just go back and forth being the sweetest little things 😭😍

[@gracelo_9]

I CANNOT believe you didn't include mike saying "you've got no chutzpah" to the stuffed vole

[@mdcpVEVO]

who's mark?

[@farrelfoster-lynam6683]

I'm gonna be that guy - it's spelled 'chutzpah', just in case you ever need to use that word again

[@nanyabeeswax-z9r]

@@farrelfoster-lynam6683 Thank you! @Grace Lowe it's Jewish/Yiddish/Aramaic, meaning 'self-confidence' or something of that sort.

[@AVYcLaIR12]

That's because this is a compilations of him being polite and voles take pride in their chutzpah and take great offense to it being insulted.

[@kerokerostvincento9263]

@@AVYcLaIR12 I don't think the vole minded too much, it signed the waiver to let the footage be shown after all

[@simonknott7372]

I want to see a show where we just follow mike. Like idiot abroad but mike abroad

[@anthtan]

I like how Taskmaster reveals the characters of its participants.

[@Splat-25]

This is why he's my favourite ever contestant and responsible for the first time I fell in love with a middle aged moustached man 😂😍

[@SensationalBanana]

I just can't... One of my all-time favourite contestants! His utterly British and polite "undermining" of the vole damned near caused me to die an early death. 😵

[@zelly4914]

I feel like a grandma saying this, but "What a nice young man."

[@ArtyMars]

MY DADDY ISSUE FOR MIKE IS RIDICULOUS OMFG

[@TeaOnTue]

Sounds like the least problematic daddy issue to me 🤔

[@ArtyMars]

IKR 😅

[@Phoebe457]

Mike writing “Street Tough” in his fancy graffiti is the equivalent of writing “Fuck” on a brick wall with fairy dust

[@sierrahunterlewis7677]

Mike Wasneak is a special man AND a real CUTIE PIE ❣️❣️

[@flappetyflippers]

Frankly I think it'd be weird not to apologise to an animate object for everything.... ever

[@thewingedporpoise]

very true

[@stellar783]

Can we PLEASE have him for one more season? 🥺

[@JT-xh1ih]

He looks like a slightly unhinged version of Alan Rickman in "Truly, Madly, Deeply".... which is both very specific and endearing

[@graceh17]

These videos are incredible!!!!!

[@itsnotworthit7178]

i knew this edit was inevitable since day one

[@joski9030]

He’s brilliant in “man down” as is Greg it’s funny how close to his character “Brian” he is in real life 😆

[@crazylizard1889]

Well I must say... Lovely compilation

[@CaraCompass]

may i suggest that if you do a part 2 you include when they're debating what points they'd accept in the studio and mike says "i'll go without"

[@mikeridge]

A cool guy a natural

[@dismith73]

it has taken me ages to realise that Mike Wozniak reminds me of Andrew Sachs Manuel from Faulty Towers

[@thtyeyo]

the most british man (complimentary)

[@91debaser]

The greatest contestant of all time. Just everything about him from start to finish was an absolute joy to watch.

[@tomjohnston1108]

Mike, you were brilliant on TM, and in no way whatsoever were you anything like an absolute casserole :-)

[@utbdoug]

Mike Wozniak. What every human should strive to be!

[@EnoVarma]

He, somehow, seems like a man from the past and the future at the same time. But, definitely not from our times.

[@FilbieTron]

This is an excellent compilation. Thank you my friend

[@summersalt3629]

mike wozniak is charming as fuck

[@hermirony123]

Back in a tick ❤️

[@spaceo8568]

Omg. He really is the most polite. His little jog when he goes off is adorable.

[@susansusan7795]

such a sweet soul 💛💖💗❤

[@rcheeks8963]

Perfect husband material ❤️

[@kjx1593]

4:30 yes he qualifies

[@1Dreamking]

I just like beeing told what to do. The next 5 minutes will be EZ street. =)

[@zombkillrb]

The mustache and man has never seen a greater match

[@vickibannister2689]

I fuckin love his run

[@melissakennedy5897]

I wish more people were like him. He makes me feel good

[@jonahthrane812]

I want to live my life more like Mike woz

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

I want more Mike Wozniak videos now!

[@NiniZim]

We need more men like him.

[@oshada]

what a nicely brought up young man ❤

[@merak0044]

Mike is my neighbour half of the year. What you see is his Canadian side. Lol. Commonwealth!!!! Love this show!!!

[@EziosBladez]

He is so weird how he prances around when he runs like a deer.

[@bishop1412]

Mike and Bob Mortimer are not only the best Taskmaster competitors ever, but 2 of the best people ever.

[@WeirdWolfGirlArt]

Nearly forgot to watch this today

[@emilysykes8507]

Alex and Mike are both so adorable

[@bethanierosinabentley8606]

I have such a big crush on Mike

[@ImProbablyFine.]

"You've got no chutzpah!"

[@drewsmith6052]

Get yourself to a safe place!

[@emmabroughton2039]

I don't know who he is, but I am totally in love.

[@NapoleonBonerfarts]

“GET YOURSELF TO A SAFE SPACE”

[@stone5against1]

777th like! Loved Mike, he was such a charming contestant!

[@bella151272]

My favourite guest, my favourite Mike!

[@JLF201]

"Get yourself to a safe place!"

[@crazylizard1889]

1:49 When your parents get called into school

[@captainchaos3667]

His St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast is genius. Look it up.

[@gartgart4757]

Hopla kills me every time

[@ianwestwood5747]

Now is it wrong that I think Mike is so so so fanciable !!!?????? But I do !,,

[@mqtie]

just so lovely

[@ScardiMard]

do us wozniaks proud

[@Patriiiiick]

Pleased i'm not the only one in the world who is overly polite to a fault.

[@slipknot95maggot]

Aah yes, I too always prefer a guy ask before he "pulls off" on camera

[@flamingowilliams9664]

Ultimate "Feet Guy" energy. If you don't know what I mean, don't worry about it. 😅

[@MartyBoBlue]

ok but who got the giant Russian Greg Davis poster cus I neeeeeeeeed it

[@Ally-Oop]

Apologizing to an inanimate object. What a cutie.

[@iluvdissheet]

I had a lovely time 😂

[@vici7]

Hopla, I have now a mike crush. Sorry!

[@ReunionMana]

GET YOURSELF TO A SAFE PLACE

[@Sunprism]

I want to know if he ever replaced Alex's piece of cheese

[@ddhu5396]

I love him