Mikey's Funniest Comebacks

[@smorex420]

"after I win, want to get pizza?" "after I win, you're buying pizza" Mikey is a Savage

[@beauwalker9820]

That's my favorite one.

[@iloveaquariums4776]

I thought I heard After I win, you'll be my pizza.

[@domtoretto5462]

@@iloveaquariums4776 family

[@savagewolver8541]

Still, I love that this is where Kory's head goes with a mutant turtle. Where's our teen titans meet the teenage mutant ninja turtles series?

[@jetstreamsamsung1753]

@@iloveaquariums4776 😳

[@beljunwaffles4345]

Mikey is a mutated turtle that gets threatened by superhuman beings and demigods, and just says “yeah okay lol”

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

He literally goes: "Lol, a'ight man. Cool."

[@the_infinexos]

Honestly I fuck with that vibe

[@joshuarubenstein2298]

"Dude, I could be gaming."

[@brandonbyrd1307]

Given what he normally goes through it makes sense he wouldn’t be fazed by them.

[@patrik9328]

And actual Gods like Darkseid, Raiden and Doctor Fate

[@Konpekikaminari]

I see Mikey and Starfire have a "loser pays for the pizza" deal going Truly friendship goals

[@deneirojones7754]

Until he sees her put mustard on it 🤣.

[@joeesperanto678]

She likes licking off pizza cones!

[@HaydrogenBomb]

I would've thought he'd fall in love with her after that

[@kayvoncrenshaw1799]

Repent and turn from your sins today. For the wages of our sin is death, however, the gift of God which is eternal life found through the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus Christ who paid the fine wants you to trust in Him to be saved from eternal death in hell!

[@cookscreativecorner]

If only Greg Cipes and Hynden Walch had returned to be Mikey and Starfire here. Then it would have been Beast Boy talking to her.

[@theinkslicer]

"Dude I'm Young not Stupid" This is why Mikey is my favorite he surprises me with how wise he sorta comes off sometimes.

[@Justcallme.jax123]

Master splinter has said Mikey is the most physically gifted which is y he gave him the hardest weapon

[@beauwalker9820]

I think that comes from a song too, making it better even if it's a coincidence.

[@aidanshea5942]

Character: "I'm going to kill you" Mikey: "*Snarky comeback*" Character: "I'm going to kill you harder"

[@NastheVictorious]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@sleepyboi3695]

😂

[@mya1256]

I’ve made two comments go to 666 today 😂😂

[@kayvoncrenshaw1799]

Repent of your sins and turn to Jesus Christ as He loves you and desires for none to perish eternally in hell-flames of fire!

[@stefansalvatierra4913]

You got me craving barbecue...

[@squidinc.productions6171]

Mikey, the only person that would make the Joker question reality.

[@animeguy3238]

This is comment made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@ShmokenKagen]

Bruhhhhhb lmao

[@UchihaFabio]

Or just buy him a pizza for the sheer fearlessness of snarking the joker

[@thesteelwarrior]

And thus, I love Mikey

[@animeguy3238]

Yep is my favorite ninja turtle Him and leo

[@shironnkaito7364]

"Dude I'm young, not stupid" 😂

[@NastheVictorious]

Facts haha 🤣🤣🤣

[@NastheVictorious]

Me talking to an Arogant ass Adult 🤣🤣🤣

[@issy785]

basically every Gen Z

[@kangaploozaa835]

@Connor Jonhson mad cause ur not young anymore?

[@joeesperanto678]

Any Young Character: "I want to be a KZbinr Influencer when I grow up!" Lex Luthor: "Get the fuck out of here you pathetic Millennial hipster! Go get a real job & throw away your diapers on the way out!"

[@youknow383]

Not even 10 seconds in and Mikey's already roasted Batman.

[@joeesperanto678]

Mikey: "So Joker you think you're funny?! Wait until you see the huge bill that will arrive after I bought all of those pizzas under your name using your own credit card! You know what they say, crime doesn't pay!" 😁👍 Joker: "SERIOUSSSLY?!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!" 🤬😡 Mikey: "Well I guess it now does!"✌😂🐢

[@anton.chigrinetc.96]

@@joeesperanto678 That'd rather be: Mikey: Y'know, they say crime doesn't pay. Joker: All those pizzas for my credit card?! Not funny! Mikey: Well, guess now it does.

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

@@anton.chigrinetc.96 gold. pure gold.

[@Arcade_Demon]

I NEED TO SEE MIKEY AND STARFIRE GET PIZZA RIGHT NOWWWWW

[@DJharold123]

After she buys Pizza.

[@mcmxxi1172]

Teen Titans go

[@joeesperanto678]

Johnny Sins has upvoted your comment! 😁👍

[@Arcade_Demon]

@Denki Kaminari • Chargebolt eww no ship

[@nathanginamo6164]

@Denki Kaminari • Chargebolt R34 ARTISTS HERE THEY COME

[@lebebe4521]

Mikey: No u *avengers theme plays*

[@Optimusprime809]

*NOW THIS IS AN A V E N G E R S L E V E L T H R E A T*

[@Br0iled]

Thor be like: F I G H T M E T H A N O S

[@joeesperanto678]

Plot twist: Noobmaster69 is actually Mikey.

[@f.b.i4184]

@Johnny Alvarado *𝕞𝕪 ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖*

[@frenienewbear6822]

1:02 "Dude, I'm young. Not stupid." Relatable.

[@brentttttttt]

"After I win, URE buying pizza" HOLY SHIT....FATALITY

[@jaeloc1217]

Mikey will have all the twitter thots throwing tantrums

[@muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764]

@@jaeloc1217 Nah, that if he said "After I win, you're making pizza"

[@joeesperanto678]

Mikey: "So Joker you think you're funny?! Wait until you see the huge bill that will arrive after I bought all of those pizzas under your name using your own credit card! You know what they say, crime doesn't pay!" 😁👍 Joker: "SERIOUSSSLY?!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!" 🤬😡 Mikey: "Well I guess it now does!"✌😂🐢

[@the7thseven873]

"Only if you got cheat codes"📣📣📣✨✨✨😂 That was Smooth

[@joeesperanto678]

Ed Boon is smiling somewhere! 😁

[@roger_towny_jr]

Is it just me, or is Mikey low-key breaking the fourth wall.

[@tiffanyduncan2845]

SAVAGE!!!

[@Futuretense101]

Yeah that made me smile. Was not expecting that haha.

[@michaelcarnevale5620]

Best line

[@angryretailbanker5103]

1:34 I think Harley Quinn used to be a TMNT fan. She loves hearing nostalgic catchphrases.

[@mrigamealotYT]

wel im stil awake and its 3 am in the night and in watching this live is good

[@epicfighter7653]

So your on the other side of the world

[@anishkamath6580]

I'm awake at 5 am

[@Cyrax4d]

Damn it’s 4:30pm in Indianapolis lol

[@Youregayasf]

"3am in the night"? 🤔

[@Cyrax4d]

@@Youregayasf lmao hold up...

[@Nobodyatall6022]

0:36 "I should have worn a Red Bandana". Yeahhh, about that...

[@dadofgfuel3581]

that moment you realize he can literally summon a bull

[@godzillapoggers9416]

:(

[@prabhu_0377]

Rafael.

[@joeesperanto678]

Blind Kenshi: "Noice!"

[@Blackforte180]

Mikey was referencing the TMNT comic book series made by mirage comics. Even though the comic was in black and white all the turtles wore red bandanas,The only way you can tell the difference between them was the weapons that they wielded.

[@AstromusPrime]

0:40 is always my reaction when my moms calls me for something

[@itsbritneybyotch7471]

...

[@TheOnlyBlankk]

Lol It happens me too 😂

[@TheOnlyBlankk]

@@itsbritneybyotch7471 what? It's not funny?

[@itsbritneybyotch7471]

@@TheOnlyBlankk .

[@TheOnlyBlankk]

@@itsbritneybyotch7471 ಠ_ಠ

[@lenkagamine6121]

2:03 I will spare nothing Him: literally spared a bird while saying that

[@sargesacker2599]

1:30 I love Harley’s “you’re coming with me” imitation.

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

0:25 best one hands down

[@randomhero456]

I really hope there’s a Hellboy/Ninja Turtle crossover in the future. Mikey would be hilariously intrigued by everything the entire time and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

[@thelazydev6924]

Takes "Do not press the red button" to a whole new level. 🔥

[@joeesperanto678]

I'd pay anything to see a Deadpool vs. Mikey battle! I can already imagine the comebacks! 😁👍

[@TiroDvD]

I would think Donnie would be more. They are brothers so the two of them veering off for curious shenanigans would be normal.

[@ZeePro-5054]

"I should've worn the red bandana" I understood that reference

[@mry8405]

What is the reference? I dont get it

[@ZeePro-5054]

@@mry8405 the turtles all once had red bandanas instead of the colorful ones

[@theoddronin1]

It's a nod to their Mirage Comics incarnations.

[@cosmictreason2242]

Thought he was going to pretend to be raph

[@Elastigirl-Official]

"after i win, we are getting pizza?" "after i win, you're buying it"

[@ne3856]

Batman: "I want answers" Mikey: "Helps if I knew the question Batman" Batman: "Let me enlighten you.." "So do you know who Joe is?"

[@Elli0ttq]

Bruh

[@skull3913]

Bruh

[@dad5draco]

Bruh.

[@soniceinstein7762]

Joe mama

[@Native_Beats_]

Oh no... I got actual flashbacks when I read that!!

[@tordurhansen333]

"The gods must be crazy" Lol. Not sure if intended to be a reference but sure made me giggle!

[@farazhuq5568]

Finally. Someone talking about that. It had to be a reference right?

[@joeesperanto678]

80's movies reference Millennials will never understand!

[@thereddragonTRD]

No one: The enemy says one word Mikey: Hold my jacket, scateboard and my comeback

[@donovanlarsen7982]

Harley: “Batman says you’re coming with me!” Mikey: “You’re just gonna end up shell shocked!” Harley: “I was hoping you’d say that!” Me: “Is it just me, or anyone else think that this exchange could be interpreted in a disturbingly sexual manner?”

[@ja-taroarachnid531]

👀

[@rogermeadowstaylor3256]

Mikey likes to *play* with women.

[@RinJackson]

I think it's just you

[@o.m534]

ur just dirty minded tbh

[@titanus261]

Just you

[@rivalmindss]

“I paused my game for this?” Someone’s gotta get Mikey out of the kids clothing section at Walmart

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Whoever is Harley's body model is she is incredibly well built.

[@dummyfranchise3630]

that's a pretty weird thing to say bruh

[@urguya9342]

Down bad

[@jopse9766]

Down horrendous

[@Jayfizzle07]

Down bad 😂😂😂

[@rajikage3098]

Down terrible homie

[@icamelot7358]

Swamp Thing: Why have you come here? Mikey: A Ninja Turtle means to kick your butt Swamp Thing: I will spare nothing Also Swamp Thing: *Spares the bird*

[@joeesperanto678]

Mickey comeback: "See! This is why you don't have friends!"

[@beauwalker9820]

Swamp Thing loves nature, so he's friendly to birds.

[@jotarokujo7798]

Xactly

[@sansundertale1579]

Mikey= friendship maker and comback god

[@qt.weeb_damien1036]

I swear to god starfire basically asked out the immature hormonal teenage mutant turtle of all time 🤣

[@rogermeadowstaylor3256]

He will get them women either way lol

[@beauwalker9820]

Surprised Mikey didn't flirt with her.

[@deadicatedxxi6908]

Starfire is too friendly i like her personality

[@iznoir]

manta: You’ll be my first kill today mikey: Only if you got cheat codes dude

[@kazanshin4108]

Mikey "Helps if I knew the question, Batman." Batman "Let me enlighten you!" (Proceeds to break every bone in the poor turtle's body)

[@ToaOfFusion]

Mikey clinging on for dear life: "What was the question Batman?"

[@danyu9560]

And gives him a severe concussion

[@roycerambo6339]

Some of those were random interactions with anyone but I like when they actually talk to each other and say their opponents names

[@humanspider4117]

Are we going to ignore the fact that at 0:31 Atrocitus was offering Mikey of all turtles to join the Red Lantern Corps

[@drakofox1362]

You read Last Ronin yet? That's why Mikey may be so carefree but dude harbors a LOT of anger mostly twords himself

[@samcase9328]

@@drakofox1362His inner anger said it himself: He may be chill, but he *does* get mad.

[@MattNotFat]

"Can you handle a nun-chuck beat down?" Would sound like an innuendo if it came out of anyone else's mouth. Not Mikey's tho.

[@liltone9614]

Starfire: after this fight we should get pizza Mikey: after I win, you’re going to buy me pizza

[@lovelywaz]

The true Gamer! 😎😎 "I paused my game for THIS?" "You will be 'Rage Quitting' in a heartbeat!"

[@mrroboto4172]

"The gods must be crazy" indeed but it gives good vibes

[@LulVain]

U got me craving barbecue 😭😭 pls 0:22

[@bacon4life314]

The buying Pizza one hurt🤣‼️‼️

[@joshuacharles2312]

"Only if you got cheat codes dude" was the best

[@abelmatw]

Joker : mother told me to eat greens Mikey: eat your HAIR!

[@pickles3801]

2:04 “I Will Spare Nothing.” let’s bird fly away

[@joeesperanto678]

He was talking about the toilet!

[@rogermeadowstaylor3256]

@@joeesperanto678 well If he took a sh@t it would mean he's *serious* and that toilet would be destroyed at full power.

[@wylon87]

Mikey and Starfire! Damn my boy getting some!

[@sonicpopsicle5849]

"Super freak"

[@Blackasnight426]

0:26 True gender equality

[@hosayjosay]

@@pearl_2506 omg SHUT UP

[@IIFM54]

@@pearl_2506 shit you right

[@joeesperanto678]

@@pearl_2506 Mikey: "So Joker you think you're funny?! Wait until you see the huge bill that will arrive after I bought all of those pizzas under your name using your own credit card! You know what they say, crime doesn't pay!" 😁👍 Joker: "SERIOUSSSLY?!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!" 🤬😡 Mikey: "Well I guess it now does !"✌😂🐢

[@Hirsh28281c._]

wait what did the turtle said at the end?

[@shanedawndusk3290]

“Only if ya got cheat codes, dude.” Love that one. Nice gaming reference.

[@GODISCALLINGYOU7]

Superman: Do you know who i am? Michelangelo: It’s Superfreak Right? 😂😭

[@kainepeterson6638]

Fuck if Sub Zero said “you should flee” I’d be running like a little bitch. That’s my opportunity to NOT get eviscerated with my own blood

[@sikka6440]

I imagine Harley, Mikey and Starfire just eating pizza together.

[@Thunder_Bird0]

“Super freak” is that a Smallville reference?

[@caffecosmico7202]

" you'll be rage-quiting in a heartbeat " Bro imagine hearing on a online match 💀

[@calthekonqueror312]

When you're early but don't know what to comment.

[@arataiscain]

Superman : do you know who i am? Mikey : it's super freak right Me : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good point 👍

[@evanwashington6959]

The joker : momma always said I should eat my greens 😭😂

[@craiglanyon7752]

Nickelodeon has definitely got a sense of humor still

[@Evertide05]

You missed two good ones, both with Batman. Mikey: Cowabunga, I'm fighting Batman! Batman: You need a new catchphrase. Mikey: No way, dude, it's a classic. Batman: Jaime tells me you skipped practice. Mikey: Less "skipped," more "forgot about." Batman: I need to you take this seriously.

[@Gh_ello]

"After i win, you're BUYING pizza." Nah bro violated her 💀

[@LuciferArc1]

Hellboy was done dirty in the new film. Such a great character. The old films are still great though

[@MuscleM100]

"I paused my game for this?" Clever

[@jotarokujo7798]

The ugly dude: I will spare nothing Also the ugly dude: * lets the bird go *

[@BlueV205]

Michaelangelo, the only turtle who can anger Regime Superman in 5 seconds.

[@aaneinherjar3107]

0:49 The gods must be crazy

[@andrebaxter4023]

Almost want to go back and grab this game.

[@jameswarmackjr3421]

What game is it

[@andrebaxter4023]

​@James Warmack Jr , I'm super late with the reply, but it's Injustice Gods Amoung Us 2.

[@Havoc_cultleader]

This game looks clean for something made in 2017

[@AsiaHasNoSkill]

Mikey:OK starfire let's do this Starfire:After I win you wanna get some pizza Mikey:YOUR BUYING PIZZA Mikey not a simp lol

[@jerodpritchett6429]

Ugh, I was clickbaited by the thumbnail. Curiosity had me wondering what Wonder Woman's answer to the pizza question would be.

[@n3cro16]

Dude I'm young not stupid, finally my favorite quote has arrived

[@devinmceachern]

2:06 Alexa, cue Quan Chi's evil laugh.

[@joeesperanto678]

Scorpion has entered the chat room!

[@dannymagdaleno4039]

OMG mikeys response to braniac DUDE IM YOUNG NOT STUPID is just hilarious cuz its like 50 50 he is a little dumb but that's also cuz he's the youngest 😂😂😂😂 LOVE THAT COMBACK LOVE MIKEY ❤

[@hawk4225]

"Only if you got cheat codes" lol got em

[@Straswa]

Loved his lines with Batman.

[@gaelofariandel6747]

"Aren't you the least bit curious" and "I can't work with this" are my 2 most hated lines in I2

[@butter6442]

*When you thought the new Injustice DLCs were good.* *Subzero enters* *Mortal Kombat brutality gore flash backs*

[@vaivs7903]

I'm glag you already started with the best one.

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

They need to put Derrick Baum in this game with the cleaning power of kitchen gun

[@moonshredder5181]

Till you realize that Brainiac sounds like Ratchet from TFP

[@sixtycargothefightinggameg569]

When Batman said let me enlighten you I was confused cuz it's batman

[@bon7029]

Swamp Thing: Why have you come here? Mikey: A ninja turtle needs to kick your butt. Swamp Thing: Why? Mikey: ..... that is a good question.

[@TheDoomCupcakes]

"Funniest comebacks" Literally every comeback: *not being funny*

[@itsbritneybyotch7471]

Lol

[@monke_studios_inc]

I honestly think Mikey and Harley Quinn would be friends- I feel like they’d vibe

[@darkchainbiker8335]

Mikey told that girl she buying pizza DAAAAMMMM

[@Milty2001]

Every character: I'm going to kill you Mikey: chill bro pizza?

[@TheCRX7]

Mikey is just TOO Godlike! GO MIKEY!

[@thunderstorm7892]

1:02 "Dude Im Young , Not Stupid" Refference To GTA SA At Mission "Amphibious Assault" When Carl Say "You Do Know That Im Black , And Not Chinese Right?" And Woozie Replied "Im Blind Carl , Not Stupid"

[@DarthVader2380]

Am I the only one who questions how most heroes dress into their suits. Like take super-man for instance. That thing is a skin tight onesie so does he just stretch it out from the neck hole and slips it on? Like I want to see a super hero get dressed into their suits to see how they put them on.

[@stiankerigan9809]

Mickey and Starfire might Just become buddies at this point

[@JaaronBrice]

I paused my game for this?

[@MetalizedSoul]

1:46 SUB ZERO'S SWORDS DON'T TOUCH?!

[@CrumtowN]

“I will spare nothing,” Swamp Thing says as he lets go a bird

[@joeesperanto678]

Mikey: "So Joker you think you're funny?! Wait until you see the huge bill that will arrive after I bought all of those pizzas under your name using your own credit card! You know what they say, crime doesn't pay!" 😁👍 Joker: "SERIOUSSSLY?!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!" 🤬😡 Mikey: "Well I guess it does! So who's laughing now huh?!"✌😂🐢

[@CommunicationsOfficer535]

mikey could possibly wear a red ring if he lost all of his brothers and splinter

[@arminrafeian7397]

I would literary come to a battle like him 🤣

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

God Mikey and I would get along so well.

[@usnavidelavooga380]

“After *I* win, you’re *buying pizza* Cold AS FUCK🔥😤

[@aarontownes1368]

Wassup bro

[@GamelutioN1]

Hey there! :)

[@Helomal1]

« Not if you have cheat codes dude » Bro winned this

[@perkm0]

Nah you got me thinkin barbecue