Miku Vs Teto: "Nuh Uh!" (Goofy Insult Battle)

#vocaloid #hatsunemiku #kasaneteto
The final battle! This song is entirely smooth brain quality and is intended as such!!!
Teto Chibi (Reddit user Anonimo_690) source: / teto_is_getting_added_...
Download: bit.ly/nuhuhmi...
Lyrics:
Teto is a poopy pants call her po-pi-pants (Nuh UH)
Miku more like Mika, because you go “Me kaka” (Nuh Uh!)
I bet Teto eats spaghetti with her hair (Nuh Uh)You don’t even know what January is because you are hairy (What?)
Teto the type of person to die first in natural disaster [survival](Not true)
Miku the type of person with builderman as the only friend (Nuh uh)
Teto the type of person, that uses an android phone (so what?)
You're the one who is using, a cracked Iphone 12 (Aww man)
I go to college for some... Crypton knowledge
Nah, you go to stupider to... get more stupider (Uhh)
You drink like the ummm... Bloxy Cola (Ok well uh)
You the type of diva that says mmm chezburger (Yummy)
You the type of person, that uses only dart monkeys
Mika the type of diva, that uses Quincy, Son of Quincy
Teto the type of diva, that uses riot shields (Nuh uh)
Miku the type of diva, that rubs her hands like a fly (Nuh UH)
Teto the type of diva, that orders 6 piece nuggets
I bet that your pronouns are... uhhh... She/Har har har har har har har har har har
(You have the instability of an intel chip...)
(What? That is nonsense! If anything, it is you that is crashing and burning)
Aye, see? She just crashed and burned
There is no return
Down the rabbit hole
Where there is no goal
Neru gave a call
Said I'm the best of all, and I said rest in blah.

[@tonyra]

Intro : *[miku]* Come over! No you flipped me off! Come on coward No, No, No! Come on! You are not an intellectual! You're fake and a fraud! Verse 1 : *[miku]* Teto is a poopy pants Call her Po-Pi pants *[teto]* (Nuh uh!) Miku more like Mika Because you "Me Kaka" *[miku]* (Nuh uh!) I bet that you eat spaghetti With your hair! *[teto]* (Nuh uh!) You don't know what January is Because you are hairy Verse 2 : *[miku]* (What!?) Teto the type of person To die first in natural disaster *[teto]* Not true Miku the type of person With Builderman the only friend *[miku]* (Nuh uh!) Teto the type of person That uses an Android phone *[teto]* (So what?) You're the one who is using A cracked Iphone 12 *[miku]* Aw man... I go to college for some... Crypton knowledge *[teto]* (Nah...) You go to jupiter to Get more stupider *[miku]* (Uhh...) You drink like the umm... Bloxy Cola *[teto]* **Sips cola** Ok well uhh... Verse 3 : *[teto]* You the type of diva That says MMM Chesburgers *[miku]* (Yummy) You the type of person That uses only dart monkeys *[teto]* Mika the type of diva That uses Quincy, Son of Quincy *[miku]* Teto the type of diva That uses riot shields *[teto]* (Nuh uh!) I bet that Miku rubs her hands Like a fly *[miku]* (Nuh uh!) Teto the type of diva That orders 6 piece nuggets *[teto]* I bet that your pronouns are Uhhhhh... She/Har har har har har har har har har har bridge : *[miku]* (You have the instability... of an Intel chip) *[teto]* (What!?) (That is nonsense!!!) (If anything it is you that is crashing and burning) Verse 4 : **miku]* (Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah) *[teto]* Aye See? She just crashed and burned *[miku]* (Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah) *[teto]* There is no return Down the rabbit hole *[miku]* (Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah) *[teto]* Where there is no goal Neru gave a call *[neru]* **Beeps** *[miku]* (Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah) *[teto]* Said "I'm the best of all" And I said rest in Blah

[@KemicolMusic]

you deserve a pin

[@tonyra]

@@KemicolMusic omg thank you so much man hahaha ❤️

[@spikeytortle595]

Teto trying so hard to not burst out singing when she said "if anything it is you"

[@OXIWhispGreen]

On the verse 3 there's an extra nuh-uh from Teto (after " You the type of person That uses only dart monkeys")

[@KemicolMusic]

☝️🤓​ You are correct though @@OXIWhispGreen

[@riv3r_mango705]

THE HAR HAR HAR HAR PART KILLED ME WHAT (plus the insane amount of Roblox references)

[@Beanm198]

also the btd6 references

[@synthlovely]

As a robloxian i am very happy with all the roblox references 1!1!1!1

[@Noah_for_real1]

@@synthlovelymmm chezburguer

[@ravna1646]

yup, me too (1:11)

[@synthlovely]

@@Noah_for_real1*sips bloxy cola*

[@Mxllyisforexer]

1:11 “HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR-“ GOT ME THOUGH AND WHY DID IT EAT?

[@GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa]

Cooked..

[@Sug4r_strwb3rr1]

​@@GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa ?

[@dollzo]

​@@Sug4r_strwb3rr1how do you know eat but not cooked

[@R4yaissocutexoxo]

Cooked

[@astralslayer3962]

Just waiting for Neru to hop in and reconcile the two with random phone noises

[@Scarred_Sapphire]

1:34 🙏🙏

[@RyansNotToyReview]

I mean she kinda did

[@AverymaticsYT]

*triple baka starts*

[@exotic4362]

who’s neru

[@Scarred_Sapphire]

@@exotic4362 fanloid

[@Pantharlolz]

1:26 "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" we gettin it out of the rabbit hole w this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@ManiTheObbyist]

We be getting banged with this one🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lisaraye1802]

WE LOVE BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUHING THIS THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@defnotpretz0_o]

NO WE NOT BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH

[@krthrtz]

Aye, See? She just crashed and burned

[@ManiTheObbyist]

@@krthrtz there is no return, down the rabbit hole

[@SOCHIQ]

1:08 TETO WON WITH THIS BYEEE 😭☝️

[@sillyfanosc]

BFDI FAN IN THE WILD ???​@LizuTheRose

[@Daverist123Alt-wb1gx]

"Its time for the intro four!"

[@Drowning.in.the.goikycanal]

Beefydie!?​@@sillyfanosc

[@rickg.9726]

FNAFF

[@Nijiiro_Stories]

she/har har har har har har har har har

[@Kowkii-is-my-idol]

1:11 that was so smooth ✨

[@unii_fitt]

Har har har har har har har har

[@spaz8461]

@@unii_fitt (You have the instability… of an intel chip)

[@unii_fitt]

@@spaz8461(What!? That is nonsense!!! If anything it is you that is crashing and burning)

[@emiliathegoofy]

​@@unii_fitt(blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah)

[@unii_fitt]

(Aye. See? She just crashed and burned. There is no return Down the rabbit hole Where there is no goal Neru gave a call Said “I’m the best of all” And I said rest in Blah

[@kaizacat3278]

"Kendrick or Drake?" Nah. Miku or Teto?

[@BookWormYuri]

Say Miku, I hear you like em young.

[@kindaKiriii]

@@BookWormYuri certified vocaloid? Certified hypnotized😼

[@averagevocaloid_fan]

​@@kindaKiriiiWop wop wop wop wop!!

[@Maryanixx.]

​@@BookWormYuriteto is 31 and miku is 16 😦

[@Zyrel12]

​@@Maryanixx. Teto's human age is 15, so Teto is a year younger ig.

[@Ilysmpookie_yah]

REFERENCES!!! 0:00 Mesmeriser- SatsukiP 0:12 Fake and a fraud- Teto trying to become better than Miku 0:15 Poopypants- Used to describe a looser (mostly in a childish way) 0:29 Natural Disaster- Roblox 0:32 Builderman- Roblox 0:35 Android Phone- Samsung 0:38 iPhone 12- Apple 0:41 Crypton Knowledge- Crypton Media 0:44 Jupiter- Planet 0:47 Bloxy Cola- Roblox 0:53 Mm, chezburger- Roblox 0:56 Dart Monkeys- BTD6 0:59 Quincy son of Quincy- BTD6 1:02 Riot Shields- Could be anything really 1:05 Fly- Insect 1:08 6 piece nuggets- Mcdonalds 1:12 Har, Har , Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har- FNAF 1:17 Intel Chip- Both Input and Output Devices 1:24 Crashing- App Lags or problems 1:27 Blah, Blah- Rabbit Hole, by deco*niina (7) 1:32 Down the rabbit hole- Rabbit hole, but deco*niina (7) 1:35 Neru- Calling from her cellphone, Fanloid 1:35 Beeps - Neru

[@KemicolMusic]

@@Ilysmpookie_yah Very close! 1. The poopypants part also references PoPiPo from Lamaze-p 2. Fake and a fraud part is a word for word quote from Alex Jones 3. Riot Shields from Call of Duty

[@Ilysmpookie_yah]

@@KemicolMusic OH OKAY MB :3

[@AShard0fAm3yth1sts]

1:10 I HEARD IT FROM THE BEGINNING I KNEW IT WAS COMING-👹👹

[@Leilanirus]

0:27 miku you literally died first in mesmerizer

[@q3-7]

Yea

[@Blackw1ng]

I wouldn't call what happened in that a *natural* disaster 😭

[@Silly_Wawa_Cat]

@@Blackw1ngpersonal disaster

[@theawesomepata]

Okay that blabla section was money

[@RepacoCoffeeslayz]

Fr

[@gemstonepuppet]

Fr

[@ENA_Lia]

Fr

[@AkitaNeru123]

Raßßit hole

[@lillie9211]

1:26 this part sounds like a bop it’s so good This video deserves more likes

[@titothetortoise]

HELP I LOVE ALL THE REFERENCES LIKE ROBLOX, BLOONS TOWER DEFENCE , RABBIT HOLE AND TRIPLE BAKA THIS IS AMAZING

[@ItsNixie19]

And that fnaf one

[@PinkheartRoblox]

And mezmeriser instrumental!

[@JoyPlayzRoblox372]

@@ItsNixie19she-harharharharharharharharharharrrrr

[@Kimberly_13452]

1:26 I think miku is in her rabbit hole era

[@GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa]

I think era is in miku rabbit hole

[@SELERANCES]

THE BEEPS.. 1:35 NERU?!

[@cobaltty1]

FRRRR

[@pr0phecy2204]

no way it's the yellow one that wasn't in mesmerizer

[@KerdProductions]

@@pr0phecy2204 the blue one that aint on utau

[@mariandsayoriplushreal]

@@KerdProductionsneru isn’t a utauloid either

[@KerdProductions]

@@mariandsayoriplushreal "the blue one"

[@g-u-t-s-shizuku]

THE “NUH UH” or “NO’s” in the middle of the sentences goes HARDDD

[@Tetoested._.Kasane]

0:46 the cola was delicious fr

[@sdsd_10]

1:14 that's the biggest roast i've ever heard in my life

[@ILOVECOOKIES_9]

No teto cooked her up

[@dizzydeezie]

All the gaming references I found: 0:26 Natural Disaster Survival on Roblox 0:29 Builderman on Roblox 0:44 Bloxy Cola from Roblox 0:50 Chezburger from Roblox 0:53 Dart Monkeys from Bloons TD6 0:56 Quincy from BTD6 0:59 Riot Shields from Call of Duty (?) 1:08 The Living Tombstone FNaF 1 song so many roblox ones lmfao

[@teckyone]

😊0

[@teckyone]

😊😊😊

[@DejectedSage]

Errmmm quincy is a reference to type soul roblox

[@Sebastian-pm6hj]

​@@DejectedSage It's a hero monkey that uses a bow, that is one of his quotes from the game

[@Obliviontha1st]

​​@@DejectedSage "Quincy, son of Quincy" is a line from Quincy in Balloons Tower Defense 6

[@sillynyancat]

THE WAY U MIXED IN MESMERIZER AND RABBIT HOLE?? AND FNAF?! OML THE TALENT.

[@KemicolMusic]

@@sillynyancat and Triple Baka

[@konekowhiskers]

wheres mezmirizer??

[@konekowhiskers]

oh nvm its in the start

[@NotSprop]

0:53 i like how they just started roasting each other in btd6

[@RuffesCentral]

teto using riot shields is crazy!!!

[@KemicolMusic]

@@RuffesCentral damage control

[@Zyrel12]

She actually used riot shields to terrorize me tho : Note: dis is a joke..

[@KemicolMusic]

@@Zyrel12 🇵🇭 flag spotted 👀👀👀👀

[@Zyrel12]

@@KemicolMusic Filipino.

[@guillermojrmateo1724]

Har har har har har har har har har har is fire but, I think Teto won

[@bubbon1573]

We need the opposite of this, we need a compliment battle where they just say nice things about each other

[@KemicolMusic]

Thanks for the adlib help on "Emergency!"

[@bubbon1573]

@@KemicolMusic no worries

[@GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa]

Compliment? Never heard of one in my life.

[@pakiprime9158]

@@bubbon1573 check it out

[@YazJ-j8j]

It's already out its great ❤😂😂😂

[@ace_d3tective]

That har har har har har har har har har har was so good and smooth, instant W for Teto

[@Ril3yrils]

0:56 this part is my fav bro it hits

[@lighbuldchannel8131]

1:03 this one had me dead

[@aquajeth4965]

The ending of this epic rap battle of history is honestly amazing. Miku going blah blah blah and Teto with the Rabbit Hole reference, and Neru's famous Triple Baka line. This will go down as the greatest goofy insult battle ever.

[@pancake_guy.]

0:47 why bloxy cola.

[@mikeyuhm]

0:17 OMG MIKU YOU CANT SAY THAT-

[@龍子ああ]

KASANE TETO FOR THE WIN!!!1!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

[@ChezzyEntertainment]

YEAAAAA

[@Uwucute_singlesucks]

Yeahh

[@WakiSweat]

TETO BURNED HER SHE'S NOT COMING BACK 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

REALLLLLLL

[@cobaltty1]

WOHOO

[@mariandsayoriplushreal]

1:10, 1:26 ANS 1:34 SO VTACHY I also like how the start is reversed mesmerizer

[@AVeryAverageBerry]

wherever u go in cmt sections.. I Wont be far to follow

[@mariandsayoriplushreal]

@@AVeryAverageBerry get tf out my walls

[@AVeryAverageBerry]

@@mariandsayoriplushreal b-but their cozy😔

[@mariandsayoriplushreal]

@@AVeryAverageBerryGET OUT!!! /j

[@v3sperr]

HELPPPP THIS IS AMAZING😭🙏 By the way may I use this for an edit? I will make sure to give you credits! 🫶

[@KemicolMusic]

@@v3sperr absolutely go for it!

[@v3sperr]

@@KemicolMusic Yay!! Thank you so much!

[@KemicolMusic]

@@v3sperr I know it has been some time, but I have now linked a download to the MP3 available now.

[@v3sperr]

@@KemicolMusicOkay! The video has already been posted by the way, it's my most recent short! ^^

[@k3rikw33n]

1:11 WHY WAS THIS PART SO FIRE🔥🔥🔥

[@amymesser1053]

This is packed with references omfg I love this

[@robinP_P]

THIS GOES CRAZY THE BTD REFERENCES. YOU AND I ARE SO ALIKE.

[@crescentx3]

“You have the instability of an intel chip” is a WILD line

[@susmitakhatun9563]

0:41 WHY DID STUPIDER RHYMED WITH JUPITER SO SMOOTHLY??????

[@KemicolMusic]

That was the point

[@Crinlask]

its the first insult in the 37 page book

[@HakanaiP]

This song is really great ! Keep up the amazing work !

[@MOTORWEEB]

The pronouns part killed me😂

[@MOTORWEEB]

Also the last part was clean

[@cherrynebbie]

fr the pronouns part got a giggle out of me

[@resonance_mk1]

Uhhh... She/HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

[@defokochu]

I was just daydreaming about a miku vs teto battle. WHO WILL WIN????!?!??!?!!!

[@averagevocaloid_fan]

Def teto for the fnaf reference!!

[@Starlight_9119]

I really want this song to be in my spotify playlist fr

[@Chikenuget]

Is this that rap beef everyone’s talking about?

[@nenestarxx]

already love it smh i might be busy by the time it comes but i'll see

[@KemicolMusic]

@@nenestarxx stream huh?

[@retal__39g]

AMIEFAT!!!

[@brightlight7217]

⁠@@retal__39gRETAL!!!

[@defokochu]

I FELL ASLEEP I WAS TRYING TO STAY AWAKE AUGDHSHGJ

[@brightlight7217]

@@retal__39ghi remember me

[@undertalenerd14]

BTD6, FNAF, ROBLOX, COD, MCDONALDS, DUDE THAT SUMS MY WHOLE LIFE UP LMAO

[@Cherrytora]

Whenever I wake up, I listen to this. This going on my Spotify playlist when it’s on

[@Alan-ye9gz]

Dude omg this is awesome i dont regret at all subbing to you

[@ChezzyEntertainment]

I see you everywhere

[@Alan-ye9gz]

@@ChezzyEntertainment i see u too sometimes hi hi hi hi 👍

[@MeaAnimates150]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ( Ill do this to all Teto PFP)

[@Alan-ye9gz]

@@MeaAnimates150 hello

[@MeaAnimates150]

@@Alan-ye9gz Hiiiiiii!!!!💖💖💖

[@Cheesecake-i3l]

"And i said rest in blah." -Kasane Teto

[@polarivyfairy]

They actually do this every tuesday and each time they try to make goofier insults for fun and it's canon because i'm miku's hairtie and saw it

[@mizuisdied]

bro just sampled mesmerizer and make a insult battle with teto and miku

[@KemicolMusic]

@@mizuisdied yes

[@mizuisdied]

@@KemicolMusic AND I LOVED THIS

[@ariannaflores8499]

Why is this genuinely so good

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

1:08 WHY DOES THIS CRACK ME UP?!

[@BestKazooist]

the key of the rap vs the instrumental makes my brain feel like it's being squeezed for some reason. with that being said amazing video

[@sniglissnail3544]

This was amazing That neru call was on point

[@MH_MH_-md4vm]

1:26 the moment where teto cooked her into crisps.

[@letosgames]

0:41 JUPITER HELP

[@protissarvi]

This is amazing, i was expecting shitposting but this is truly art

[@StormyHollow]

Okay but this sounded amazing 1:20

[@vbschannel9657]

You've gotta drop this in Spotify 🔥

[@user-Hyperfocus]

I'm so happy that I understood the only dart monkys part

[@Velve7isdaddy]

The rabbit hole part is lowkey fire womd

[@JiJi.edits.x]

We need more Neru just beeping lmao

[@AlienAto018]

this might be my best find on YT ever

[@carolinebell7389]

They say the disses tracks would end…but they never do (all seriousness keep the drama series coming I love it lol)

[@KemicolMusic]

@@carolinebell7389 actually this one frfr is that's why it is goofy

[@cherrynebbie]

this deserves SO much more love omg

[@CharlotteFerguson-nz9gr]

Never thought my two favorite characters would have a rap battle! 😂

[@neko_isevil]

This is exactly what I need today :D

[@thechto-to3151]

the blah blah blah blah part sounds amazing wtf

[@yorimilgram]

i keep returning to this video every other day i Love this so much

[@flysword09]

I need a longer version of this masterpiece

[@aRandomGemini]

I LIVEEE FOR ALL THE REFERENCES THROUGHOUT THE SONG

[@Axl.Nyx_]

i need this on spotify bro

[@Lolnightstar-idiot]

1:08 I'M DYING HELP

[@outer7567]

The first back and forth is such an immaculate joke it killed me immediately I love it

[@Ethanp5412]

The beef getting crazy

[@Rocolmao]

I WANT TO TUNE LIKE THAT OMG IT'S AMAZING, HOW DID YOU LEARN TO DO IT?

[@KemicolMusic]

@@Rocolmao I just have the ears for it, self taught

[@softsweets]

I'M STEALING "YOU HAVE THE INSTABILITY OF AN INTEL CHIP"

[@elizarivas7871]

I FEEL LIKE IT WASNT A ROAST BATTLE I FEEL LIKE IS A MUSIC VIDEO IS SO GOOD AT THE END😭

[@AriaAlways1947]

Im making an animation about this. I think i've been listening to this 30 times a week- this is so good!!!! Edit: Plans changed im gonna do the yuh-huh now :PPPP, still good its saved in my downloads:3

[@KemicolMusic]

@@AriaAlways1947 looking forward to it!

[@GAbEEe-t8x]

Yo curious if this is still happening cause Sounds awesome Hope progress is well :D

[@MOTORWEEB]

oh my gah you are getting popular keep it up kemi

[@KemicolMusic]

@@MOTORWEEB thank you thank you

[@MOTORWEEB]

@@KemicolMusic ok you are replying to comments like a machine

[@KemicolMusic]

@@MOTORWEEB nuh uh

[@gregorymitchell7746]

" Come on coward" Mi "Kaka"💀

[@Aliceandnom]

. I love the memerizer music at the beginning

[@alexrod9271]

man Teto and Miku really are becoming biggest rivals now

[@Iluvbaoms2x]

Help they're both my fav characters😭

[@PinkheartRoblox]

Me too

[@makarmakarov000]

same

[@Smurf172]

Same😭😭😭

[@IpomoeaAlba_V]

"That is nonsense!!! ☹️💔" The way she said it was so funny to me 😭

[@SazumeZuric]

We're escaping the Rabbit hole allegation with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️

[@gemmiethegem]

"what?! that is nonsense!!!" hits hard

[@SnypershyVT]

This is the greatest video I have ever seen

[@joelyplayz]

0:14 teto is a poopy pants,call her poopy pants “ got my dying😭💀

[@goikyfan26]

0:18 oh i didnr expect to see my name here damn

[@SazumeZuric]

This is actually so good!

[@SimplyDuker]

1:35 Such a good throwback to the Triple Baka era

[@tonyra]

BRO THIS IS GOLD HAHAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

she/har/har/har/har/har/har/har/har/har

[@JohnDaker35p]

This is insane and so awesome, thank you

[@Barbaraekobakhidze-dq7gl]

1:12 um guys.....is that freddy fazbear? Har har har

[@keithblevinsgraphics]

This gives the same energy as 2 little kids on some vr game trying to roast each other through voice chat

[@kasakasanightfever]

THIS IS FIREEEE LIKE THE BEAT OH MY GOD?????? i thought teto demolished her with that har har har but oh my GOD the blah blah blah part BROOO....

[@RAYMACHINE]

"You have the instability of an Intel chip" MIKU CALM TF DOWN🔥🔥🗣🗣