"When I try to smile one half of my mouth doesn't go up." Famous last words
@michaeljohnson1117 Жыл бұрын
1:19 No it isn't, that's intentional so that the people waiting for the bus don't get splashed by every car that drives by on rainy days or when the snow turns to slush.
@perfectcuppourer5319 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@chasefrost1401 Жыл бұрын
The Walgreens Tylenol shells are to make it dissolve slower, so it doesn't run through your system too fast
@UraniumLeaf Жыл бұрын
Bro just censored the word “finger” 💀
@Dakota-qz9wv Жыл бұрын
I think they censored it because in verb form, it's naughty but still💀💀💀💀
@christopherdean1326 Жыл бұрын
And "erected" FFS!
@ultracrit9531 Жыл бұрын
3:57 The reason the can has those ridges is because they are most likely on a flight to or from Kauai, Hawaii. You see, soda cans originally had those ridges but eventually fell out of fashion in favor of the more sleek modern design. However in places like Kauai the cost of shipping the machine parts used to make the new cans was more expensive than just keeping the more complex design
@vali342 Жыл бұрын
These memes hit harder than a plane crashing into a building
@colten3069 Жыл бұрын
6:02 Detroit people after you leave your house
@anonymousanonymous9587 Жыл бұрын
3:26 Correct me if i'm wrong but isn't that a stroke symptom
@YBNmadman Жыл бұрын
yeah thats what i thought to
@anonomooose Жыл бұрын
Yes! To diagnose a stroke, use FAST Facial drooping- Ask the patient to smile. Is their mouth crooked, or is one side drooping? Arm weakness- ask patient to raise their arms. Is one arm drifting downward? Speech- ask patient to repeat a simple word. Is their speech slurred or strange? Time- if you think you or someone else is having a stroke, call 911(or any other emergency number) immediately. The faster you call, the faster they get treatment.
@Unkanow Жыл бұрын
5:59 cant have shit in detroit
@sneezyfido Жыл бұрын
I'm not familiar with the chemistry of Tylenol, but the capsule shell could be used to protect the tablet from stomach acid. It could also be used to make swallowing easier (capsule gets slippery when wet) or simply to hide the terrible taste of the stuff. Overall, pharmaceutical companies do not spend resources on something when they can skip it. Probably it has one of these functions.
@skieloxsadventure8463 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact the reason they have the pills in that little sleeve is to make it both slip down your throat eaiser (make it eaiser to swallow) but to also make it taste better ^^ Along with other reasons people have stated like making it not desolve as fast and make it easier for people with senstivive stomachs/bodies I have the same type of pills and it’s fun to play with the sleeves.
@michaeljohnson1117 Жыл бұрын
4:11 Because the room safe is behind it.
@Zeptrio Жыл бұрын
13:09 i'm pretty sure those are indeed cabages just from a specific variant/cultivar and grown in a specific way so that the stem grows taller, maybe it's one of those ? 'Osaka' , 'pigeon' , 'color up' or 'nagoya'. if it is then in this case the proper way of saying it would be "Cabbages that looks like flowers".you can buy those in most garden centers i believe ( at least in france you can)
@heymoon7088 Жыл бұрын
"Half my smile doesn't go up" sir go to the HOSPITAL you are having a stroke
@esticx Жыл бұрын
00:38 S T O M A C H
@inputusername4763 Жыл бұрын
6:00 *can’t have anything in Detroit* 😭
@patrickdubois17 Жыл бұрын
The black lights in the bathroom is so junkies cant see their veins to shoot up.
@some_body_else3636 Жыл бұрын
0:00 at least they're not empty Edit:as a pill person/guy who takes pills i can relate of some sort, and i like them Also. Dear Americans. We don't take drugs, we take medicine. We are Muslims and proud of what we are, so stop asking if evry pill is a drug - a guy Also saying this because it happened to me before.
@some_body_else3636 Жыл бұрын
5:59 nah mfs stole my house in Detroit now can't have shit.
@mysticjera7725 Жыл бұрын
3:27 Bro you're having a stroke my dude.
@judet2992 Жыл бұрын
8:05 🤘
@userisangela Жыл бұрын
“Hey, can you buy me some stomach?” 0:42
@roringusanda2837 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if their asprin is just called "head"? 🐙💊
@userisangela Жыл бұрын
@@roringusanda2837 “Hey bro, give me hea-”
@Flutistno3 Жыл бұрын
Omg that pharmacy that gave that dude the one random pill is horrible!!! Who the hell knows what pill that is???
@roringusanda2837 Жыл бұрын
NGL, that wheat-thicc look bussin'!🐙
@luiswaverly5632 Жыл бұрын
9:53 Happened to me, but with saline because I needed a brain scan. Was literal hell and I never want to experience that pained feeling ever again.
@Foxii-86 Жыл бұрын
1:20 im british and that seems normal, idk where this is but here its normal lol
@IDMXEDITZ Жыл бұрын
Bro these memes make me wish my dad was still here 😂
@ShlongMaster5000 Жыл бұрын
Did he go to get milk?
@judet2992 Жыл бұрын
They make me wish my Great Grandpa was here. We are not the same. (JK)
@ferdous.111 Жыл бұрын
😢
@loganthompson3978 Жыл бұрын
HES BEEN LOOKING FOR THE HOLY GRAIL OF MILK TO STAY AT THE GROCERY STORE FOREVER
@IDMXEDITZ Жыл бұрын
@@ShlongMaster5000 nah apple juice
@judet2992 Жыл бұрын
5:56 literally phone and throne
@ashleydowney7455 Жыл бұрын
All the bus stops around here dace that way
@Goat_gamering Жыл бұрын
9:20 you see, I play both sides to come out on top!
@AnonYmous-si5qv Жыл бұрын
It's called a stroke.
@camillepepin8512 Жыл бұрын
Bus stop facing the "wrong way" is intentional. It's too close to the street, people could get splashed by passing cars on a rainy day or by the bus itself.
@TheDragonInTown Жыл бұрын
3:28 he may have a stroke...
@cyberhawk3993 Жыл бұрын
4:18 pretty sure that’s a Sabre-Toothed Tiger, tectonically it shouldn’t be with the dinosaurs because it came long after them but it’s a prehistoric animal so I’ll allow it.
@christopherdean1326 Жыл бұрын
"tectonically"?????? I think you mean "technically"...
@cyberhawk3993 Жыл бұрын
@@christopherdean1326 yes, stupid autocorrect
@michaeljohnson1117 Жыл бұрын
2:25 Yeah, don't give the money directly to the people who need it, give it to some charity who's administration has $100,000+ yearly salaries so they can skim 25-80% off before it makes it to the people who need it.
@JanMaynz Жыл бұрын
It can be a double edged sword, honestly. Giving to charities has the issue you described, but also increases the chances that the people you're trying to help get what they need, rather than what they may want... like drugs... While giving directly ensures nobody skims it, it also has a higher chance of being used for something it shouldn't.
@lozzar1069 Жыл бұрын
Im guessing the tylenol is bitter and the capsule is to prevent you from tasting it
@plumbus7253 Жыл бұрын
4:31 obviously SADtire
@ameliamay483 Жыл бұрын
11:14 is just scary to think
@HollowDog5899 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the shell is to protect it until it reaches the intestines where it would be most useful and easiest to spread throughout the body.
@JanMaynz Жыл бұрын
4:17 pretty sure that's a sabertooth tiger...
@jaziahferdig5180 Жыл бұрын
Did he try to open the painting? I would have.
@bonfist1252 Жыл бұрын
this cafeteria serves coca cola and pepsi FUCCIN WILD INTERESTING
@danw3665 Жыл бұрын
There is absolutely no reason half of these images are too blurry to read. The font size in text on the screen is much larger than the text I am typing out now but is unreadable.
@michaelsoyt Жыл бұрын
9:03 🍷🗿
@walrusje1979 Жыл бұрын
0:41 why tf is it from the drugstore
@Goat_gamering Жыл бұрын
6:25 the fuck do you set the % of strenght on a microwave?
@melonpie105 Жыл бұрын
16:07 you could say it... cut like butter >:3
@And-So-On Жыл бұрын
16:38 yeah, only in Ohio.
@judet2992 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else find Slime Mold really neat?
@quincylofton5593 Жыл бұрын
It a sabbertooth tigger
@chubby_blobfish Жыл бұрын
Okay I'm stuck on why the word "Finger" needed to be censored..
@reeceshommer9411 Жыл бұрын
So basically with the first one we’re just swallowing plastic shows inside a medical ingredient solid material substance so basically we’re eating plastic or swallowing it which really doesn’t make sense
@roringusanda2837 Жыл бұрын
It's not plastic. Pills are coated with an edible gelatin coating, not plastic. It looks and feels very plasticcy, but it's not.
@judet2992 Жыл бұрын
3:12 George WMD Bush wants to know your location.
@judet2992 Жыл бұрын
7:28 Et tu, Micheal?
@paindemiecapitaliste4176 Жыл бұрын
?
@judet2992 Жыл бұрын
@@paindemiecapitaliste4176 Cesar's Last words after he got stabbed in the back were "Et tu, Brutus?" But it's from an *office* so I said Micheal instead of Brutus. Like The Office.
@BWMHno Жыл бұрын
21 hours and only 57 comments but over 1mil subs?
@And-So-On Жыл бұрын
18:53 this urinal place was totally designed by a woman
@mikajaja Жыл бұрын
skull
@jagdpantherIVsdkfz Жыл бұрын
hi
@judet2992 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think that the exploded truck got hit by lightning. Almost all cars are Feriday Cages, meaning a system made of complete metal that takes current out and around the less-conductive stuff inside, like a human or metal. People have literally sat in the biggest tesla coil chamber in the world, locked all the doors and windows, and been perfectly fine. People have also danced inside metal cages with tesla coils inside. As long as you have some kind of even minuscule insulation, the current will take the easier route around and not even get close to interacting with the stuff inside. In all likelihood it was probably a freak discharge from the car itself or from sabotage. Not trying to be nit picky, just thought it was interesting. And for those of you who read the whole thing, here’s GLaDOS’s cake: 🎂