Miles Edgeworth versus Phoenix’s Terrible Sleeping Habits (objection.lol)

ig i love u. even if u make me try to sleep CONSTANTLY.
this was based on an actual conversation with me and one of my best friends. phoenix is me, and edgeworth is them, and the judge is technically another one of our friends but thy played a smaller role in this video than they did in our actual argument. the buffer alarm technique works, i promise i’m not crazy 😭😭
theres honestly a lot i don’t like about this video, like words or phrases i couldve changed, or that one part where it gets super dramatic. like,,, i had it set up differently before, but when i went to change something abt it i forgot that made it all under one text box and now the font becomes smaller and it takes away from the original effect and it makes me really mad because it literally could’ve been so cool
eventually i gave up cuz i was tired of making so many files and fixing mistakes
theres a lot abt objection.lol that i don’t know how to do (like, how do you make the verdicts pop up?? i had to use a green screen) and idk how to add in the gavel slamming down with the blue background or how to get the text that tells u what ur location is which makes me really sad tbh. so if anyone knows how to get those things pls hmu
if ur confused abt why edgeworth calls phoenix an adolescent, it’s cuz he is one.
no, it’s just how it went originally and i didn’t really want to change much about the initial argument than i already did since i pulled all of this out from my memory since it happened on a call. that’s also sort of how the 4 hour law came about too, cuz our friend said that i was fine if i was getting more than 4 hours of sleep (but tbf, you could probably expect that law to actually be in the ace attorney universe anyway)
i think a good way to end this off is this: the original title of this video that was changed to make it pg-13 was “go to fucking bed, wright” and i honestly wish i could’ve kept it

[@donutdisturblivball]

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[@jaridshinner1210]

but why put a random comment ... what-

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@jaridshinner1210 for no reason, duh! (the answer is actually somewhere pretty far down in the comments section lol. lmk if u find it!)

[@NovaMaster375]

​@@donutdisturblivball Lmao I get it

[@Puppetsuki]

@@donutdisturblivball dang girlie-

[@galaxygorl]

@@donutdisturblivballfound it

[@PragmaticProsecutor]

I love the idea that their normal arguments are still framed as court battles

[@donutdisturblivball]

well i mean what else would they be????

[@jindo5]

I like to imagine every conversation they have plays out like a court battle, even if they just meet on the street and have a bit of idle smalltalk.

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@jindo5 as soon as one of them opens their mouth to speak, theyre teleported to the courtroom

[@MetaFanWing]

@@donutdisturblivball No, a courtroom is spontaneously generated around them.

[@melody_always]

Hey Miles

[@unnam3d__]

i go to sleep at like 23 am then i proceed to wake up at like 6:30 am because school for some damn reason starts at 7:30 am

[@donutdisturblivball]

ur just like me fr!!!!!

[@Catzarecute167]

You sleep at 11:00 am!?

[@dinalijayasuriya3196]

This sounds like a genuine phone conversation between them (until the Judge stepped in, I suppose), and they were very in character - well done :)

[@donutdisturblivball]

the power of their dumbassery tbh 🙌🙌

[@KittenPinkamations]

I mean, you could imagine it as a court groupchat

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@KittenPinkamations WAIT THIS HAS SO MANY POSSIBILITIES LMFAO

[@Tidnro]

The judge joined the discord call

[@robertlupa8273]

0:11 _"I was trying to come up with something while I was objecting, Your Honor._ _I didn't."_ Same energy.

[@donutdisturblivball]

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT PARALLEL BRO

[@jeffbenton6183]

@@donutdisturblivball unintentionally brilliant

[@sandybeehives]

OBJECTION! THAT WAS OBJECTIONABLE!

[@tuesdaytue]

theoretically, I agree with Edgeworth. But Phoenix's buffer logic is unbeatable

[@donutdisturblivball]

EXACTLY

[@izukumidoriya8200]

I use the buffer myself I thought I was just crazy 😂

[@poopilydoopily7784]

@@izukumidoriya8200 I mean you are...

[@izukumidoriya8200]

@@poopilydoopily7784 .... Excuse me?

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@poopilydoopily7784wrong

[@krbsi]

Imagine Edgeworth just breaks into his house and turns off his alarms (not turning off the 7: 30 one)

[@donutdisturblivball]

i dont think he needs to break in to do that if u catch my drift

[@qwenabellwynfell9778]

@@donutdisturblivballjust hack the phone on the nightstand next to him 😅

[@untrustfool]

Almost 11 means it wasn’t 11!

[@donutdisturblivball]

you’re so right

[@apuredoggo1038]

He’s a ten, but he lectures you on your horrible sleep schedule

[@donutdisturblivball]

NEGATIVE SEVEN

[@99percent_]

As an insomniac, this sounded like me arguing with my body to go to sleep and stop waking up every hour.

[@donutdisturblivball]

why sleep when you could stare up at the ceiling in contemplation

[@Luna_tech2]

Just- get tired boom, problems solved. (I’m joking.)

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@Luna_tech2 omg ur so right HOW could i have been this blind.

[@Luna_tech2]

@@donutdisturblivball Yours is good too.

[@liamvautier944]

Honestly, i think this is kinda cute. I know the context now that i have read the description, but at first, just by watching the video alone, i thought this was very adorable, like they were a couple arguing with love about how the other should take care of themselves, and as a shipper i can trully appreciate something so natural in a couple, bc something based on a daily life situation is not very common to see in this ship. It was, also, very in-character, i can totally see them debating about this after a hard day of work, meeting each other in an empty courtroom so they can go back home. Miles and Phoenix trully felt like them talking! TL;DR: I love this video, is cute, and heartwarming.

[@donutdisturblivball]

oh god this comment is really sweet :(( /pos thank you!!!

[@liamvautier944]

@@donutdisturblivball ❤️✨🌸

[@kitsunepsykhe]

Why can I imagine Phoenix slurring his speech near the end?? And great job being a tsundere, Edgeworth. Gods, your feelings are clearer than flawless glass.

[@donutdisturblivball]

thats so real ive never seen a more smitten man

[@tomuracastro714]

I hate how this is identical to me and my girlfriend's arguments about their sleep schedule I get so upset that they get 15 minutes of sleep sometimes.

[@donutdisturblivball]

arguing about sleep schedules is sort of a universal experience tbh (tell ur gf edgeworth says they need more sleep!!! i’m all about that sleep is for the weak type shit but 15 minutes is concerning as hell)

[@kakao-katze]

0:25 I mean, if Edgeworth had the same nightmare every night since he was 9, he’s got to get his sleep back somehow.

[@NutmegBGB]

I really hope he went to therapy after Turnabout Goodbyes

[@donutdisturblivball]

man i never thought about it that way

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@NutmegBGB lets be real i dont think therapy is a thing in the AA universe

[@NutmegBGB]

@@donutdisturblivball it has to be! What else would you call the whole thing with Athena and the Mood Matrix?

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@NutmegBGB oh shit ur right i mean regardless i doubt edgeworth would go to it anyway

[@beanusmcweanus]

Phoenix is on that sigma male grindset

[@donutdisturblivball]

hell yeah he is

[@sst4rscr34m]

the actual top g ✊

[@chickenboi4281]

did he seduce phoenix to bed at the end??

[@donutdisturblivball]

i mean my friend didn’t seduce me to bed so i’d feel a bit cheated out of that experience but i mean… yeah he totally did

[@alexdean1946]

I know you’re awake rn and so are my FISTS so answer your phone god damnit

[@donutdisturblivball]

resolved but keeping this up for posterity cuz tbh who wouldnt

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

Phoenix you can't even avoid rem sleep like that, if you keep depriving your brain of it you'll just go into rem rebound ffs

[@donutdisturblivball]

whats rem rebound help

[@darkacadpresenceinblood]

@@donutdisturblivball it's when you don't get enough rem so you almost immediately enter the rem stage once you fall asleep. it's the brain's defense against situations like this i suppose, so that you can't just keep skipping that stage. i did a project on sleep cycles in school, also am a bit of a lucid dreaming nerd and just felt like being a smartass, don't worry about it haha

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@darkacadpresenceinblood omg no ur not being a smartass thats actually really cool! the way our bodies work is amazing i never knew that sort of thing existed lol

[@angel-yi7we]

On a very personal level, its scary how accurate you were with the alarms because I have those exact alarms for the same reasons 💀

[@donutdisturblivball]

see. the buffer method isn’t just a phoenix or a me thing. ITS AN EVERYONE THING.

[@Violet-f1n]

Edgeworth: If you don't get enough sleep at night you can become less happy, this was proven by multiple studies! Phoenix: It's nice you care about my happiness but I'm still not doing it.

[@donutdisturblivball]

this is basically what it boils down to, yes

[@ThatOneSeal]

Ok, believe it or not, but Phoenix’s sleeping issue was a big part of my Narumitsu roleplay with my friend. It led to Phoenix taking sleeping pills that became a problem and (almost) a main conflict So this reminded me of that, thank you, I’ll go and re-read it now

[@donutdisturblivball]

HAHAH WHAT WHAT EVEN HAPPENED

[@ThatOneSeal]

@@donutdisturblivball it’s a really long story, but in short: Phoenix couldn’t fall asleep properly and started taking sleeping pills secretly. And then Edgeworth found out about it. But everything ended really good, they talked in out and Phoenix decided not to take them anymore and start a normal sleeping schedule

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@ThatOneSeal communication win!

[@theexoticmango3783]

What Phoenix said about REM sleep making it worse can actually happen. For those who don't know REM sleep occurs several times throughout sleep and cycles through, the longer you sleep for the more the cycle repeats and the more REM sleep takes up of the time you sleep. However there are instances where you wake up during a REM cycle and if that's the case you will still feel extremely tired even if you've slept a proper amount of hours. Technically all Phoenix would need to do is wake up a bit earlier or later depending on his schedule to avoid this as that will result in the REM cycle not starting yet or finishing if he constantly wakes up during one at the times he usually gets up.

[@donutdisturblivball]

SO THERE’S A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR THAT???? HOLY CRAP

[@theexoticmango3783]

@@donutdisturblivball yes lol, I'm a psych major and I've learned had classes go over sleep a couple times. If you struggle with sleep because of this and feel tired even after sleeping a good amount of hours it's likely you woke up during a REM cycle (the description said you were Phoenix in this situation) the best way you can fix this is to wake up earlier or later whichever works out better for you and you should feel much better. Also I agree with Edgeworth sleep is good for you even if the brain can be a pain and be super annoying about when it wakes up

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@theexoticmango3783 woww thats really interesting! i lowkey just assumed my body was broken all these years LOL

[@theexoticmango3783]

@@donutdisturblivball oh noo 😭 you're fine don't worry it can happen to anyone. At least now you know why it happens and it's really because the brain loves to be a pain with its needs lol

[@mariushatcher2643]

4:49 one of those guards just lost 20£ while one just gained that same amount

[@donutdisturblivball]

LMFAO this bet has been going on for years now i think its a little more than 20£

[@neptune147]

Mmmm, yes, the perfect video to watch at 2am on a school night having not rested well the other nights either. Absolutely splendid. 😊

[@donutdisturblivball]

so many insomniacs have clicked on this video im starting to sense a pattern

[@Jann75]

​@@donutdisturblivball I have also clicked on this video

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

On a logistically intelligent level, I understand Miles' reasoning and get where he's coming from But on a highly personal and excessively-called-out level, I relate to Phoenix here far more than I care to admit ^^;

[@donutdisturblivball]

real!!! i mean are we really gonna trust a bunch of stuffy men in labcoats who tell us that we need 8hrs of sleep????

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

@@donutdisturblivball Hell no fam, I know my body better than some lab man (coping so hard fr alfhlhalafh)

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist HAHAHA YES SPEAK UR TRUTH

[@Complexicon_of_a_Startist]

@@donutdisturblivball Lmaoooo I love your energy sm ^^

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist awww tysm!!

[@vintprox]

I remember preparing a lot of alarms like Phoenix, when I was in college.

[@donutdisturblivball]

the buffer method is the only way

[@cooldripleaf8488]

Oh shit, i never realized phoneix and i have the same sleeping pattern. The only difference is that im **still** getting 4 hours of sleep 😃👍

[@donutdisturblivball]

the insomniac life is a hard one 😔

[@theverycringenogoodname8453]

My 1st braincell, who is just trying to take care of my unhealthy friend vs. my 2nd braincell doing the exact same thing as them

[@donutdisturblivball]

imagine having more than one brain cell

[@shadowsiren]

Ok so now I REALLY want a part two like years later and its exactly the same as this but instead of just edgeworth telling phoenix to sleep its like every single character possible both prosecutors and attorneys hell just add mia as well for fun and let everyone bully phoenix into getting a good nights rest (this is totally your choice and you can absolutely ignore me but my brain refused to be quite so thought I might put the idea out there)

[@donutdisturblivball]

and by the end of it, he still wouldn’t!! (i don’t know if i’d have the time to make this, but it sure is a funny concept to imagine! thank you for sharing :D)

[@shadowsiren]

@@donutdisturblivball Thank you for responding! I'm glad you liked the idea :)

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@shadowsiren haha ofc! it’s a lovely idea for sure :)

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

Oh no im watching this at 4am

[@donutdisturblivball]

honestly? slay.

[@flasche.]

It is currently almost 1AM I feel very called out with this…

[@donutdisturblivball]

scroll through the comments a little and you’ll see ur not the only one LMAO

[@nictactoe1496]

The funny thing is I've been living like Phoenix for a few weeks now, and my gf reacts exactly like Edgeworth here. Oh yeah, as a jank sleeper, the alarm start is OP.

[@donutdisturblivball]

SEE YOU GET IT

[@ajmachajewski]

This video is hilarious. But seriously, please get more sleep. 4 hours isn’t anywhere near enough. It’s all fun and games until you actually become future-you. Speaking from experience.

[@donutdisturblivball]

if it makes u feel better i have been getting more sleep recently! i still do the buffers but my friend forced me to delete the 3:30AM one LMAO

[@oneshotfan]

i am potato

[@donutdisturblivball]

i aspire to be like u ngl

[@ShadowSans666]

The "it's complicated when I wake up" part was pretty relatable. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night at 2 and I just stay up an hour or two before going back to sleep. Other times I'm falling asleep at 2.

[@donutdisturblivball]

insomnia :,)

[@Milesrnghorror]

as someone who has a friend that also stays up until 5 am because of timezones i can confirm this is how it actually feels like lecturing your friend so they go to sleep (im a hypocrite)

[@donutdisturblivball]

ok this is so real bc in this video i was phoenix but i will absolutely be the edgeworth in nearly all my other friendships

[@quetialogue554]

Pin this comment for no reason

[@donutdisturblivball]

ok

[@MidMoonStar]

The fact that I was watching this at 10pm and also don’t have a sleep schedule

[@davvekat]

Traumatized bfs

[@donutdisturblivball]

they are THE traumatized bfs ever

[@-General_Bek-]

Oh god. Now we can't sleep properly bcz of internet 😢

[@Justyourordinaryanimefan-tk8mr]

My mom is edgeworth and I'm wright. We're having this conversation after my mom caught me watching horror 1 am.

[@donutdisturblivball]

okay.. but why horror…..

[@guywiththeweirdspellingoflogen]

I am Phoenix, watching this in my bed at 10pm, fully knowing that it’ll be more like 2am by the time I’m actually asleep

[@donutdisturblivball]

REAL i need like 2 hrs in bed chilling before i actually go to bed

[@CygnusLaboratorys2056]

I'm Literally Phoenix Difference Being I'm not a Lawyer

[@donutdisturblivball]

its ok, neither am i

[@Afishyfishyfish]

I get to sleep at 5 AM and wake up at 6 AM quick what do I do

[@donutdisturblivball]

GIRL WHAT. WHY???? WHAT DO U GAIN FROM THIS ARRANGEMENT 😭😭

[@ambergirl986]

I love the subtle "almost Christmas" reference sjdieajw

[@donutdisturblivball]

iykyk ;D

[@kinokomuffin]

2:14 OBJECTION! YOUR SCIENTIFIC STATEMENT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE... OUTDATED.

[@Go_and_Joe]

I feel Phoenix, I always sleep at 2 or 1 am and have multiple alarm set to wake me up

[@shanellemurrey9300]

I’ve not really been able to sleep for the past 2 days or so, fun

[@donutdisturblivball]

right??? people who use only one alarm to wake up are scary

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@shanellemurrey9300 have you tried melatonin or anything like that? hoping you’ve found a way to get more sleep since you posted this comment :(

[@Go_and_Joe]

@@donutdisturblivball agreed

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@donutdisturblivball yeah don’t worry, it’s alright now for the most part

[@BrendaCastro42]

3:20 sounds like a problem for future me... yep, i do that... questionably....

[@youtubechicken120]

sooooooo uh This video might have possibly maybe potentially... Inspired me to write a fanfic

[@donutdisturblivball]

OH??? THAT’S SO FUNNY PLEASE SHARE

[@youtubechicken120]

@@donutdisturblivball its not done but im currently working on it (i kind of forgot about it) but ill definetly share it when im done :)

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@youtubechicken120 please do!! i’m looking forward to it!

[@Jann75]

​@youtubechicken120 how is the fanfic going

[@youtubechicken120]

@@Jann75 im gonna be honest: completely forgot about it. school and stuff, yknow. should i go back to it? 😅

[@Itzyaboy_K-R]

Is it wrong that I have the same sleeping habits of Wright?

[@sapphirestarfruit]

I'm watching this at 11... Due to Edgeworth's flawless argument i have decided to attempt sleep instead of staying up another few hours. Thank you.

[@OctoBirb8Claws]

right now i am watching this at 2 am in the night

[@donutdisturblivball]

valid.

[@joannamysluk8623]

4:47 *_"Eep!"_* Yes, Wright. You should indeed, eep.

[@donutdisturblivball]

eep!

[@joannamysluk8623]

@@donutdisturblivball He's eepy...

[@castiel4953]

This really brings some deja vu of convos I've had with online friends

[@hazel_lolll]

i just read every comment and reply. please help me

[@donutdisturblivball]

i do that too when im bored dw lol. does this count as narcissism or

[@hazel_lolll]

@@donutdisturblivball nah it doesnt count as narcissism dw

[@KING_B_Lobster]

As someone who works 3erd shift for this reason of hateing to wake up and do stuff i absolutely love 😊

[@donutdisturblivball]

waking up is always the hardest lmao

[@thatryebread]

The buffer logic stuff is literally me help-

[@donutdisturblivball]

YOU. GET. IT!!!!

[@Nami-jm7gt]

Wow I think this edgworth guy is a genius

[@donutdisturblivball]

actually i think phoenix’s buffers r smarter idk what ur on

[@Nami-jm7gt]

@@donutdisturblivball hmmm honestly? No

[@Nami-jm7gt]

Also this is like my favorite video ever

[@Nami-jm7gt]

I might have showed my mom..she laughed

[@donutdisturblivball]

you’ve literally never tried the buffer method. don’t even w me. LMFAO YOU DID??? GLAD SHE LIKED IT

[@GattoCatto_]

Wait normal people go to bed at 10 pm?

[@donutdisturblivball]

abnormal ppl go to bed at 10PM. normal ppl go to bed at like 11:30PM AT LEAST.

[@alexisbleh]

2:23 phoenix dont have a mom 💀

[@beans445]

"almost 11:00" means it isn't 11:00!

[@TavishlyMori]

Its 1:05 AM, I love it.

[@donutdisturblivball]

glad you enjoyed!!

[@IsabelaisCRINGE]

Lmao I can relate to phoenix- 10pm is too early, I literally almost go to 3am when im with my tablet on the end of stressful days(jk I could do it everyday)

[@donutdisturblivball]

to be completely honest, i understand sleeping early and i get that sleep is good for you but i will never be able to understand sleeping earlier than 11PM

[@mydogismoreimportantthanyou]

Why is this something my friends and I would and have argued about

[@donutdisturblivball]

the real question here is which side you were on

[@mydogismoreimportantthanyou]

@@donutdisturblivball I'm on both sides, I'll text my bff at 1 am to go to sleep and then go to bed at 3 am lol

[@donutdisturblivball]

@@mydogismoreimportantthanyou HAHAHAH LITERALLY ME

[@Miles--Edgeworth]

Meow

[@donutdisturblivball]

i don’t know how to respond to this

[@Violet-f1n]

(Blinks slowly back) Meow :3

[@Catzarecute167]

nYaA -edgworth turnabout spotlight

[@charat9550]

imagine having to go to court to drag your husband to sleep 😭🥺

[@donutdisturblivball]

edgeworth doesn’t get paid enough for this

[@Sr.Pelucia]

Was waiting for the moment he would pull Phoenix to sleep with him, it would fix his sleep totally.

[@donutdisturblivball]

i think he needs to seduce phoenix into good sleeping habits personally

[@AmberEclipse404]

3:11 hell yh im doing just fine

[@AmberEclipse404]

....im still not an adult yet tho

[@el658]

Me, watching this at 1 AM on a school night: Is…this a sign of the gods?

[@donutdisturblivball]

hmmmm mayhaps!!!

[@amango8448]

Sk

[@Gleamiarts]

Seeing this at 3am and i'm feelin called out rn

[@donutdisturblivball]

scroll thru the comments a lil bit and you’ll realize ur not alone LMAO

[@ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT]

4:40

[@iwanna_kms]

“You guys get sleep??” -Me

[@donutdisturblivball]

u are 4 parallel universes ahead of us all

[@katsuuuuumi]

this is so funny, i love it lmaoooo （＾∇＾）

[@donutdisturblivball]

aww ty!! :D glad u enjoyed

[@tontonombredeusuario]

Buen video

[@donutdisturblivball]

thank you!!! (gracias!!) :)

[@seansgaming]

I LOVE THIS

[@donutdisturblivball]

HAHA THANK YOU!

[@rubyfawson1143]

Me watching this at 3 am 👀

[@donutdisturblivball]

shh dont listen to edgeworth’s nonsense

[@rubyfawson1143]

Lol

[@astrologist_charles]

i was watching this at 9am💀

[@Sezenian]

I feel called out

[@donutdisturblivball]

dw me too bud. me too.

[@Jann75]

I like your energy and i like this video Ty for making it

[@donutdisturblivball]

aww thank you! :D

[@manuelakimmel8273]

I feel like Phoenix i once went to school without sleep because of an exam

[@donutdisturblivball]

UGH FELT FUCK PHYSICS

[@shirayukihime8499]

i find this funny because i actually go to bed at 4am sometimes ❤

[@donutdisturblivball]

SOLIDARITY

[@twdgstan_at_Your_service]

Me vs my brain and my one lil bit of common sense

[@donutdisturblivball]

who won???

[@N3lloJ3llo]

It is currently 3am.

[@donutdisturblivball]

it is currently 10PM.

[@ZombossLordOfDoom]

Watching at 3:39 AM.

[@donutdisturblivball]

real. hope u got some sleep tho!

[@grassisnice]

exactly my sleep schedule

[@donutdisturblivball]

REAL!!

[@garrettclark8826]

Get more sleep.

[@donutdisturblivball]

no

[@unchecked-handle]

me:

[@donutdisturblivball]

you:

[@unchecked-handle]

@@donutdisturblivball exactly:

[@yourmomhahaaa]

This sounds like an actual conversation between me and my friend (except for the references to edgeworth's trauma

[@donutdisturblivball]

i’ve gotten a lot of comments like this which is honestly the funniest thing ever to me

[@drownmebitch4097]

LMAO the ‘“almost Christmas” means it’s not Christmas!” reference 😭

[@donutdisturblivball]

IT ISNT CHRISTMAS, KZbin USER @DROWNMEBITCH4097 (also howd u get away w that wtf)

[@mystiisstupidass]

This is an 5yo arguing to their parent on why they shouldn’t take an afternoon nap

[@donutdisturblivball]

“Afternoon naps are for babies, Father, and clearly, I am not a baby.”

[@Violet-f1n]

​@@donutdisturblivball *Daddy

[@Gacha_gays]

Currently watching this at 12:06 AM

[@donutdisturblivball]

you and like five other ppl here LMAO

[@demongirl1019]

As someone who went to bed around 6am and had to get up at 8am to go to work, I feel called out right now. 🥲