Military Size Comparison

We compare the military strength of 172 countries/nations! From how many active Soldiers they have, to the number of Tanks, Armored Fighting Vehicles, Planes, Helicopters, Warships, Submarines, Aircraft Carrier and Nuclear Weapons! We will aim to find out the most powerful Army, Navy, Air Force and the largest military in the world! The ranking is done taking cumulative sum of military equipment which is explained further below. Lets find out the most military powerful country in the world!
Note:
AFV includes Reece Vehicles, Infantry Fighting Vehicles, Armoured Personal Carriers, Artillery Carriers, Combat Jeeps, Rovers and Trucks.
Tanks includes Main Battle Tanks, Light Tanks etc
Planes include Fighter Jets, Transport Planes etc
Light Warship includes Patrol Craft, Corvette, Mine Warfare, Landing Craft, Support Ship
Heavy Warships include Amphibious Assault & Landing Ships, Cruisers, Destroyers and Frigates.
Submarines include both nuclear and non-nuclear subs.
Due to insufficient information, these nations are excluded from the list:
Andorra, Comoros, Dominica, Federated States of Micronesia, Grenada, Kiribati, Liechtenstein, Marshall Islands, Monaco, Nauru, Palau, Palestine, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadine, Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Solomon Islands, Swaziland, Tonga, Tuvalu, Vanuatu, Vatican City
Disclaimer:
1) The information presented here is for information and entertainment purpose only.
2) Information are only as accurate as the original sources they reflect.
3) This is not an official count, figures listed will likely vary according to other factors.
4) The ranking is based on cumulative summation of rankings of each individual components and just takes into account quantitative number of equipments classes listed here only, and not the advancement of the equipments.
5) The ranking is not official and does not reflect which nations will win or lose. A nation may have a nuclear submarine that can take down 10 other normal outdated submarine and the single submarine will still be counted as equals to the outdated submarine.
Kindly note several mistakes in the video:
1) Pakistan should have 0 aircraft carrier, it is a mistake on our part and we apologize for that. The ranking is pertaining to the original data and does not change however.
2) It should be Moldova and not Moldovia.
3) It should be Jordan and not Jordon.
4) Bangladesh latest flag should not have the map inside.
Sources:
International Institute for Strategic Studies (The Military Balance 2018)
Federation of American Scientist (June 2018 - By Hans M. Kristensen and Robert S. Norris)
Global Fire Power & Military Factory
Defense Web and Global Security
Flags images are from Wikimedia Commons.
Music Used:
"Curse of the Scarab" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

[@Apuscus]

Number 1: Antarctica Foot soldiers: 10,060,345 penguins Elite troopers: 201,124 polar bears Armored battalions: 517,662 seals Heavily armored battalions : 100,463 killer whales Nonconventional warfare: numberless blizzards, -40° temperatures, non-survival atmosphere. Enemies: none. President: Scrat, the saber-toothed squirrel.

[@amyandvik]

llama priest don’t forget their doomsday weapon: ice age An that squirrel...

[@Sparky579]

@@amyandvik that's the most advanced nuclear weapon

[@shubhamraj922]

You forgot Global warming LoL

[@sarthak.k]

Wow dude that's really really creative

[@RegisteredLatenight]

10k subs with these bad videos? You stupid? Antartica have polar bear because ITS so cold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@antonisgianniodis7073]

3) Russia 2) USA 1)GTA POLICE

[@scroobboi2254]

No 2 should've the soviet union

[@DungBui-zb7kk]

# 1ts việt nam

[@superwang2711]

NO.1: GTA TRAIN

[@shasulaiman3192]

1)pewdiepie

[@emotionalavocado2336]

Dũng Bùi no Soviet union

[@im.rimon_]

Los santos : only three Soldier required and that is Micheal , Franklin and Trevor they will handle whole los Santos 😂😂

[@floppa26]

Only if a player controlled them

[@shaqswithoats]

Yeah CJ can kill them

[@farkess3323]

Yeah 😂😂🤣

[@CenabNagiyev]

Only one player required: CJ

[@blockmangostudioz3340]

Lol

[@rahulchawla817]

Update:- Today INDIA's defense budget is 75 billion dollars

[@nalinikhurpadi130]

Yeah! It is 2 year old video

[@rahulchawla817]

@Mail Me bant de

[@nalinikhurpadi130]

@Mail Me but, japan is under complete support of USA military, so its defence budgetis very low, and india don't need support of any military, as india is 4th strongest military in the world

[@nalinikhurpadi130]

@Mail Me Even if they increase their military budget, they will lag behind in other criterias, and their economy is declining, so.... its a very good news that india is completely self dependent and strong.... So, ab mithai baat de lol🤣🤣🤣😂

[@nalinikhurpadi130]

@Mail Me Don't think India inferior to these countries

[@jons.1166]

Military industry : How many AFV you need? Italy: *yes* Russia: *yos* Usa: *a b s o l u t e l y*

[@pwr_x]

+Turkey 9000

[@pwr_x]

We don't really need it.

[@nitrondersaftige3807]

Iceland: how many of what?

[@darthgames3]

Military industry: How many Tanks do you need? India: *yes* USA: *yos* Russia: *a b s o l u t e l y*

[@MIGHTYxMUKESH]

@@pwr_x losing against Syria 😂😂😂😂

[@affriant3534]

3. Russia 2. USA 1. Mom with slippers i hate edited comment

[@NotPastel]

True

[@gian8767]

You mean chancleta ?

[@zadnje]

Hheh

[@zadnje]

But is ur mom strong when uses slippers? Mine not that much.

[@polyspheremusic3417]

Phi Tieu many moms have slippers

[@kiranrajk.s.2]

I Don't know with what weapons world war 3 will be fought, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones - Albert Einstein

[@nederlandschkat]

Wrong, too much IQ doesn't mean they can see future.

[@trantuyetchannel6187]

WW4 be like : STICKY FINGAR!!! OCEAN STONEeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@flyingdicaprio]

My teacher sayed that.

[@ajaxpinecone.2993]

Котенок 😺🇷🇺 you didn't get it

[@ajaxpinecone.2993]

ITACHI UCHIHA beacuse world war 3 will damage the world so much that they won't have any guns or bombs to fight with

[@methmonster]

Imagine how quick Haiti versus America would be.

[@tukeeee9546]

Haiti would win in minutes

[@donovanmancle8283]

@@tukeeee9546 in reality tho.....

[@methmonster]

@savio cersosimo Interesting

[@Penguin982]

hi. My country soviet union is stronger than us when the year is 1920s-1980s. So btw my money is 7.5 trillion us dollar.

[@Michal-mc6co]

@@Penguin982 Soviet Onion sux

[@TheRacingMonkey]

No submarines in Nepal? Oh that’s what they want you to think...

[@syhrlrmdh2637]

Isnt Nepal surrounded by land?

[@mateoparedes9586]

_ShlRmdh_ r/woooosh

[@Acryth_Official]

Same at philipines

[@aududevere7284]

Nepal has no sea lol

[@gagan4012]

Yeet

[@idc6796]

Me: "how many tanks do you need?" Russia: *YES*

[@Xelights]

At least it sorta makes sense. Russia borders so many powerful countries and if invaded would mean a long land-war where tanks can shine... who is going to have a land-war in to the USA? Mexico!? They going to drive those tanks in to their own coastal cities?

[@finnishintel3235]

Most of them are soviet era tanks and most couldn’t be put in service

[@derryaryasaputra2629]

@@finnishintel3235 ouch :(

[@finnishintel3235]

Derry Arya Saputra ?

[@spigotsandcogs]

How many planes do you need? America: YES

[@sittingbush]

This is like the progression of a military simulator game

[@theuntamed3214]

WRONG! Everybody knows wakanda has the best military technology

[@slayride136]

Yes

[@herbertant4096]

"And give this man a shield"

[@radustana]

Nah,the soviet union is stronker

[@ggnesss2573]

Ediwow tanginamo jeje amp

[@ObamabinLaden2283]

yeah

[@yellowpillow8303]

Plot twist: more than the half amount of tanks in Russia are owned by civilians

[@zplop6941]

LEMON MAFiA God damn it, can you at least use the right "they're"? I was actually wondering what my teachers meant when there are people over the age of 7 that can't even use the right homophones.

[@renes7280]

LEMON MAFiA they communists, idiot.

[@CaptainWolfie97]

rene s7 haven’t been communist for years lol

[@spazzkill4092]

And other half of them are in serve as standard transport vehicles (thanks dashcams and compilations)

[@e.tsonev]

@LEMON MAFiA r/wooosh

[@KHan-od2sy]

3 Russia 2 USA 1 Gordon Ramsay when you serve him frozen food

[@swift1492]

Not many people understand

[@KHan-od2sy]

Swift would u like me to explain

[@swift1492]

Oh I understand. THIS ICE IS FROZEN!!!!!!!. RAWWWWWW!!!!!

[@Ledut-in-YT]

"Why didnt you cook the grenade!!! Its fookin RAW!"

[@KHan-od2sy]

Libra How Gordon cooks a grenade: Hot pan olive oil

[@TheLiamster]

The music in this sounds really good.

[@legendman5354]

Who just got this video in their recommendations Everyone knows that it's now outdated but still watched

[@muhammadbasit7644]

Russia: *HAS 20,300 TANKS* Also Russia: *Has 1 aircraft carrier*

[@calato2157]

At least 10k of these tanks are owned by gopniks

[@ugfgjytbgt1371]

There is no need in many aircraft carriers - most of our territory is a dry land. And we have superior Anti-aircraft defence systems. But i hope no one have to learn that in a real conflict. Lets keep peace on our planet ok? ^^

[@Cyrotechnium]

@@ugfgjytbgt1371 ^^ as great as it is to have a powerful army and shit its best we dont start any more trouble than there already is

[@Rope5070]

It's all good. Everyone's scared to touch america except for a few mentally insane or brainwashed people.

[@muhammadbasit7644]

Some Rude Individual does North Korea count

[@BIAWolf]

How many nukes would it take to destroy the globe? "Around 300" Russia: I'll take 6,800

[@johnzm8151]

Russia locked and loaded

[@TheEGames]

It's more like 100,000

[@---ob1nc]

The E Games You could probably destroy ever major city and port w their supply though

[@user-ih8tx1oz5n]

На ллддаа

[@meneerhoutblokje9530]

@@---ob1nc Are you stupid or something, I am pretty sure 6850 nukes can destroy more than just a major city.

[@vietbuithien4716]

3. Russia 2. USA 1. Me when playing Dictator No Peace Countryballs Edit: 40 likes? Thanks you! Edit 2: I add "Countryballs" Edit 3: Being 70 like is so "great"😎 This is many like I've been comment Edit 4: Wait for 100 like for 10 days, that more like DNPC (Dictator No Peace Countryballs) has a million likes (not really)

[@taylor41]

lmfao yess

[@nobodynobody1055]

Lmai same i played that too

[@user-qf2rh5ot1t]

Kkkkkk

[@Mixed_Ethiopia_Countryball]

I suck at that game. i just had it 5 days ago and I struggled colonizing as belize..

[@vietbuithien4716]

@@Mixed_Ethiopia_Countryball lol haiti

[@TranscendenceEditz]

Nice!

[@nb5437]

At least 15% of the people here are trying to come up with hypothetical World War 3 scenarios

[@C_lamity]

*Gasp* How did you know?

[@jvrubio2065]

What do you mean? Countryball mapping?

[@dancingintherain3394]

dibs on haiti

[@shivanshsahu6246]

No

[@HelpegasuS]

I SEE

[@maringlen.]

How many tanks do you need? Russia:Yes

[@epitaph8770]

Maringlen _p I was wondering why they have so many tanks but I remembered that most of them are WWII era or something like that

[@bhurger787]

@КЯshNik Yes, so much better that they were completely destroyed in Desert Storm. The Abrams has been proven to be way more capable and stronger than the T-72. The T-72 is a capable tank though

[@kennooo535]

Incog Neat0 nah cold war era tanks

[@kollo3457]

Burgerletsplayz t-34 are better than Abrams

[@sledak4497]

Да это так 😂

[@nic9415]

No one : Nobody : Russia : hm,you think 6850 nukes is a lot?

[@davinadinatahariyanto1376]

America: we are the strongest China: Corona timeeeeerrrr😎

[@brits9050]

wait are you american

[@WompWompSoSad00]

Also america: shuts down their country for nearly a year

[@maxyeo6672]

DUMDUMBUMBUMBUMDUM😎

[@maxyeo6672]

@@WompWompSoSad00 Also China: Everyone here wear masks Me who live in Shanghai (largest Chinese city): No one wear masks

[@Strelow321]

Russia chilling: 800k Troops, Russia when invaded and its winter: 145 Million troops 1 million tanks 1 Billion vodka

[@inoor_novo]

Крайне не вежливо

[@shamiyahjuly8239]

lol

[@-ascendantcapricorn8370]

Злой морпех, на самом деле это он от страха, очко то нетжелезное

[@ilyasakhmetshin]

Очко смазал перед тем как написать?

[@patel6029]

Russia is a good country. Love Russia from india

[@gboss68]

Everyone's gangsta till' America and Russia become Ally's.

[@kittyboy2424]

Along time ago we were Allys with russia,but know not,were enemys

[@weskerposting]

Kitty Boy24 a long* allies* now* no* we’re* enemies*

[@akshaysodhi_1044]

@@kittyboy2424 you sure youre American, cause English got smacked there in face.

[@weskerposting]

Akshay in their face*

[@weskerposting]

usman murtaza lmao yes

[@justasadastley4709]

Good video!

[@HuTao_Hu]

👍good video🙂👏

[@hippotripo6145]

Everyone: Heeeey... why do you have so many nukes? USA and Russia: If we’re going down, the whole world’s coming with us

[@jrtumale3662]

I know no one wins

[@Cysfer]

Actually true scientificly.

[@johnmarkngitngit3169]

If US and russia are allies the world is done

[@bluezy9502]

Actually it Would Actually Be A Nightmare Blowing Up The USA Because If You Blow It Up The Entire Earth Goes With Country So... yea

[@lordsmobile8931]

China: i may not have much nukes, but it will still get the job done.

[@4coen]

“40 Nukes could probably blow up Earth” Russia: I will take 6,850 of those

[@Mafla-pk8do]

@@revolutionariesoffreedom The concept is the same

[@BeautifulSafety]

A nuclear expert said the reason the world did not have a nuclear war yet is not by good management but more about good luck

[@huyphung802]

Us have 6k4 :x

[@Brandon4.7]

America: MOAR

[@avl9139]

United states:me tho

[@Nathan-ng1jt]

You can do some interesting yet complicated fiscal analysis on this. The UK certainly doesn't seem to be getting value for money when compared to France, Sweden or Germany.

[@hr.danskerrigtigdansker2530]

I’m from the 69 nation out there. Us in Denmark do be vibing. 🤪

[@squiddi1393]

The entire world: 10 aircraft carriers altogether. USA: I need to one up them.

[@MrOiram46]

The US has 20 if you count their light aircraft carriers into the mix

[@tjmoo3576]

Plus the only ones with legit super carriers

[@militarywarsandoperations2130]

@@tjmoo3576 UK QE Carriers are classed as super carriers as well - by the US Navy.

[@victorwurtz9388]

Squiddi c

[@nilcialinasemedotavares4144]

Also China they are building 4 aircraft carriers , total 5 or 6

[@caper9920]

just checking how high iran is on that list real quick...

[@knigtxx2659]

No nukes tho

[@caper9920]

knigtXx fax we chillin

[@justhaydenlmao]

AHAHA THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING

[@user-lf7fp8nn6e]

😉

[@AeroBigDick]

The thing about it is, Iran has allies and other countries like to jump in. If China and/or Russia get involved, it's a bad situation for everyone.

[@EzequielMieles]

Fabricante de armas: ¿cuántas bombas nucleares? Estados Unidos: si

[@pushparaj-lq8je]

Nice

[@Lowlightu]

Even GTA police is more powerful than Haiti !

[@blitz8260]

lol

[@antonisgianniodis7073]

Gta police is a super power they have unlimited officers, cars and helicopters.

[@eikykulit308]

Nope Poweful than all lol

[@9yearoldepicgamersoldier129]

Dude they are even more powerful than the USA itself

[@bigbabyjune]

take a trip then since you have a big mouth

[@nlluke5207]

Wtf is North Korea doing with 73 subs... And wtf is Russia and US doing with 6000+ nukes each... 🤯

[@gamerguy2524]

NL Luke It is from the Cold War when they both were trying to be the most powerful

[@deennice6035]

Most of those nukes are disarmed or something I think.

[@keatoncymbaluk5631]

TheyTookMyUsername actually each country had more nukes during the Cold War the amount on this video is the amount left after disarming most of them

[@stevec3892]

They use to have over 15,000 each

[@kardionzo_alonzo]

Showing off their power to other countries duhhh

[@AndreTheDragon]

Military Size Comparsion 8M People : Interesting

[@dergamer856]

0:23 everbody having a defence budget of 28 million Luxembourg : nah times 10

[@ZeninXX]

Even a police station in usa is powerful than haiti

[@JuniorAnarchy]

Even a us civilian is

[@Olajino]

Lol

[@e.moonbound2420]

Well, literally everyone is more powerful than Haiti.

[@zeekzero4550]

What about a rock

[@e.moonbound2420]

@@zeekzero4550 rocks can break heads

[@enzoschacker]

3)Russia 2)Usa 1)Payday police

[@dillgaming4155]

That’s true🙃

[@Ruleor]

just got it less than a dollar played it i guess that is pretty accurate

[@stabbs7293]

"It's a motherfuckin bulldozer!"

[@creatrplays]

"Guys listen up, much more hard hitting troops are moving in."

[@Noxanb]

Wululululu

[@turkich]

Finally true list! U got new subscriber and like

[@theforgottenhistorytfh601]

Makarov : hold my Vodka ! I will annexed whole country in the world

[@rangerwolf6684]

Nobody: Russia: *T A N K S*

[@herewegoagain9945]

When you've got equipment from the USSR (mainly looking at Ukraine and Russia): -*Stonks*

[@IAmSuperSandGaki]

US: *AFVs*

[@robertdawg4754]

Winter Wolf Nobody: USA: Air Force destroys all those tanks.

[@esdsohx1196]

USA: aircrafts

[@user-sb8cc3bs9v]

@@robertdawg4754 AA missile system "SA-21 growler":Hold my vodka))

[@phyotheingi5470]

Let’s be honest we came here just to watch our country’s rank

[@destroyerofgalaxys]

Yes

[@bigfrizie8770]

Yes Iran

[@sholehsyamsudin9747]

Yes of course, this is the reason i click this vidio

[@xanda7788]

Yes latvia

[@umutmuratozdemir]

yea turkey, 6.

[@akeelmarcelline1101]

In trinidad and tobago i literally see one of those helicopters fly over moruga like every week lol

[@wildoutlawz6898]

When they already see their country rank: I have seen enough, I'm satisfied

[@wubblebubble8595]

Can I ask. What is USA and Russia doing with 6 thousand nukes?

[@frwt.0432]

wubble bubble Cold War remnants

[@irfaalwan3590]

melting mars south pole

[@gamerguy2524]

It is from the Cold War when they both were trying to be the most powerful

[@gamerguy2524]

The US and Russia each have enough nukes to kill all humans on earth

[@hendraabdullah5228]

Thing about Japan have 6 thousand nuke and doing kamikaze Whit all nuke

[@luanzito9225]

brazil: *gets stronger than portugal* portugal: what have i done ?

[@wjb7796]

same with the USA and UK

[@Fred_the_1996]

IT'S REWIND TIME AAAAAA

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

Time to invade the invaders

[@yoshikagekira7723]

@@Hirundo-demersalis Wait,that's illegal.

[@edward-2213]

@@Hirundo-demersalis lol.

[@tomekk503]

Very nice comparison I would like military comparison for 2021 compare to 2017. Some new Aircraft carrier were built for G-B, China & others

[@levitation1763]

*Good pitch colleague. Have the same content, but in a different form.*

[@sevdaakyldz8019]

someone: how are you second in biggest armies with only 60B$? russia: tAnKs aNd nUKeS

[@mariospoyiatzis8154]

Its not million its billion

[@belkYT]

Sehr lecker Maulwurfkuchen True, it’s 60B not 60M

[@eduardsfetcu4657]

ich Verlassen not true

[@eduardsfetcu4657]

Sehr lecker Maulwurfkuchen he is funny and he is not an idiot

[@belkYT]

@Edi Andrei you cant just say something is not true when it is true. and you cant scientifically prove its not true Because IT IS TRUE.

[@silvius1798]

Haiti 150 super soldiers 4 Transformers 8 Shoes

[@unknowndevice6539]

It's probably just an pro airosoft gun player not a soldier

[@stanislaotufo_95]

They can be raider by a child

[@kanon0n]

Poor

[@ramoucho8577]

Where the hell did they find 7 000 000$?

[@reavervoids]

Albator El Musculor on the floor

[@waffel_gamer_wg1219]

Fun fact: belguim has 300+ tanks

[@davikleinpaul]

When you realize that Brazil actually haves more than one Aircraft carrier…

[@Joe-ri3nf]

The average U.S. high school can take Haiti any day.

[@yotamcohen4853]

You also don't need to give them guns,they already have

[@nemeczek67]

That's what the French were saying 200 years ago.

[@X_A_ic]

I think the Haiti Police is more powerful than their army

[@barryand601]

Joe Shmoe Lol more people have liked this than the people who are in Haiti’s military.

[@pr1m3r42]

The average U.S. college can defeat Haiti so quick I will be 20 minutes

[@bossteam7869]

North Korea: I am the nuke country! France: Hold my baguette USA: Hold my beer Russia: Hold my vodka

[@guyvisual9210]

lmao😂😂

[@kt_7228]

Iran has joined the chat Iran typing... Iran:hold my tequila

[@Ehawbs1]

My army of 6 stuffed animals: hold my plastic nuke

[@idfkaboutthis12]

Hold my baguette 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@onurkansaracoglu529]

Germany would say hold my beer

[@mexstudios6753]

Mexico: What’s a tank?

[@natelicious_money170]

Mexico has tanks but theyre probably just owned by the cartels

[@goodsinner698]

People that finding his country be like: *Where the F is my Fckin Country*

[@zachramos1706]

found mine rank 49 oof

[@gdlunar3773]

Luxembourg: 900 Soliders 284 Million $ No comment.

[@pinheadlarry1977]

I would wanna be one of those soldiers

[@keefyboi5307]

I want to the da money

[@andrielow5345]

@@pinheadlarry1977 oke

[@andrielow5345]

Shut U

[@eternity7820]

Must be 900 Captain Americas. lol

[@CENTXUR]

3)RUSSIA 2)USA 1) FORT ZANCUDO ARMY

[@CJ22930]

💀

[@Yourdailycardriver]

Lol

[@unfortunateson5016]

Still American.

[@lennysummer3081]

They keep spawning

[@hnys7976]

Zancudo

[@cjpowretired]

When Canada spends 20,000,000,000 dollars on military and still place 29th: *Skiing music stops*

[@alioshax7797]

Just look at the stats, not the ranking, it doesn't make much sense. I mean, UK is ranked lower than Italy, and even than Iran, despite spending more and having nukes. I'm no British, and I love Iran, but I'm pretty sure I'd face the Pasdarans before the SAS.

[@dansmans3693]

How many tanks do you.. Russia:yes ok... How many nuke do yo- Russia: *YES*

[@h311cat5]

how many planes do you have America yes How many ships do you have yeS

[@thememe986]

Problem is most of those tanks are like 40-50 years old lol

[@finalsmash9607]

How many nukes do.. Iran: NO America: they said YES time for democracy

[@user-vw5dh6qj4x]

@@thememe986 you fool said the Russian tanks are old and you believed it))))American Abrams for 40-50 years and it's true.

[@fishing7572]

@@user-vw5dh6qj4x not the m1a2 thats only about 25

[@user-kl5wm2qn7i]

How many nukes do you have? Russia: Yes

[@fastskeppy971]

More like tanks to be honest.

[@user-st5ir8mg3q]

That goes for US as well

[@who4705]

Ты третий человек за день который про это шутит

[@NasTy-ri7st]

8

[@icygrindz4270]

And USA dude

[@youssefelgbaly6082]

CasperXD military comparison good too

[@MohamedAhmed-hz6sw]

I'm from Egypt but i didn't expect it to be in the 11 rank. I taught it would be the 40 or the 30 Information:Egyptians lives in 3% of egypt😂😂😂

[@meemeelee]

And england bro i didn't expect that

[@gopnikawarder686]

damn bro respect from egypt from russia

[@MohamedAhmed-hz6sw]

@@gopnikawarder686 i luv Russia ❤️🇳🇱

[@ObvMoaz]

every 4th Grader Egyptian knows that bro 😂 Egypt is the strongest In the Middle East and Africa

[@whatishandleanyways]

@@MohamedAhmed-hz6sw that's the flag of the Netherlands

[@jorgeigualbonilla9998]

Switzerland: Has a navy Me: *visible* *confusion*

[@TheSirkazzio]

i am confused it wasnt on last place, bc they literally dont invovlve themselves in war, not even in freaaking ww2

[@plzfixwolves955]

@@TheSirkazzio They follow a policy of Armed Neutrality, a decently equipped military to deter foreign threats plus the mountains.

[@TheSirkazzio]

@@plzfixwolves955 makes sense, bc then they can at least defend theirselves If thers internal conflict in the country

[@Cos651]

😂

[@AleCathieni]

Jorge Igual Bonilla actually we still have mandatory leverage here.. :/

[@Eye.Of.Sauron]

*Aliens comes to invade world.* *Everyone: Lets be together.* *Italy: Such a nice ally.*

[@jirachi-wishmaker9242]

_Hug an Alien campaign_

[@bananatank9048]

If they beat us then stay united to kick them out

[@gatteo86]

That's actually France...

[@pierniczekpiernikowski758]

*Italy has changed team to Aliens*

[@mwnciboo]

Italy, I'm with the Zeta Renticulans...Nah that was a bad call, I'm with you I love humans...Oh we are losing? Hey Zeta's I love you guys!

[@camilohiche4475]

For Mongolia you forgot to mention that they have 6 million batlle horses. For Macedonia you forgot to mention that they have 100 000 war elephants. For Australia you forgot to mention that they have 30 000 berserker emus. For Japan you forgot to mention they have an undisclosed number of active ninja. For the polynesian countries you forgot to mention how many laserbeam shooting sharks they have.

[@Knuckle_Sandwich_Hand_Wraps]

And the Welsh (UK) have 3 million sheep.

[@CandyHatsuneWolff]

Emu are antagonists though, not loyal to the Commonwealth.

[@teresajadia3291]

Rest of the world: What are you going to do with all those nukes? Russia and US: the world will *B U R N*

[@khairulzaim4787]

1:Los Santos military soldiers: infinity Edit :Thank For 666 Like,never had this before

[@mzakypasha29]

Is this GTA V reference?

[@khairulzaim4787]

@@mzakypasha29 yes

[@fahimvai1234]

@@mzakypasha29 👍

[@mzakypasha29]

@@fahimvai1234 :D

[@mzakypasha29]

@@khairulzaim4787 :D

[@orin9262]

Who can beat captain america? Captain vietnam.

[@valizawesome796]

Captain Vietnam is actually a person, master of guerilla. Captain America will die of starvation before he even sees his foe

[@nehemiahobongono8496]

@The Great illusionist wat would happen in 2018?

[@veotic2728]

Orin America literally didn’t try in Vietnam war.💀

[@CoryTrevorson4570]

No captain merica

[@CoryTrevorson4570]

America TRY HARDER THATS WHY YOU GOT SOUTHERN VIETNAM IMMIGRATING ON BOATS nothing against ppl from veitnam but america never thinks about the consiquences and trump didnt help on decision making either they were doing fine and mwrica was like fuck this handle it urself and south nam lost what really sucks is that south never had freedom it was always russia or america or some other douchebags who didnt care what rhay were fighting dor and "took over" there country

[@citronvannalemon]

Antigua and Barbuda's flag looks like an Instagram photo, and no one can tell me otherwise.

[@tpkoyr1282]

Lol at last ! There's Timor Leste GFP didn't even rank them

[@seindeph]

Rank 3: Russia Rank 2: USA Rank 1: Minecraft's community

[@samisikdar5417]

TheHoxGame *rank

[@seindeph]

@@samisikdar5417 sorry

[@samisikdar5417]

TheHoxGame that's fine

[@Momo-mc1kf]

Where are Pubg players?

[@user-qv9tr8ic5q]

🖕🇷🇺1🇧🇾2🇺🇸151

[@museigen9860]

3 : Russia 2 : USA 1 : Vietnam farmer

[@face....]

Hey man be careful when standing under a tree. Like they be jumping from tree to tree like friggin TaRzAn

[@greenleafyman1028]

Vietnam Farmer Secret Weapon. Rice. No rice no strength😀

[@myfullnameisnguyenuongtieu6118]

@@greenleafyman1028 plus "non la" and AK-47,ok,I'm gonna change the whole world:))))

[@chrischin5454]

@@greenleafyman1028 with agent orange..

[@chrischin5454]

Du ma may

[@Kenrick-wx3xx]

Me after i see my country : "I've seen enough"

[@kirriass2991]

How did you get all this military informations ?!

[@bdelloidbrick107]

well its not a secret or something...

[@diavoloitalianhumandonutma4074]

Military Expenditure

[@hmmm3210]

In most countries the expenditure is publicly declared in the budget

[@vangcau2093]

Vietnam: -Active personels: 482,200 -Tanks: 1545 -AFV: 3150 -Planes: 283 -Helicopter: 139 -Light warship: 266 -Heavy warship: 9 -Submarines: 8 -Aircraft carrier: 0 -Nukes:0 -TREES: UNCOUNTABLE

[@quanglen2984]

Rừng giờ chặt gần hết rồi

[@Muhammad14W]

Farmers: 69696969

[@Fred_the_1996]

Vietcong: *O H H E L L Y E A H*

[@RaviVerma-cs7wg]

Not more than India has....

[@endrioinfiniti]

speaking trees*

[@normalyoutuber420]

Putin: it's free real estate

[@krabbypatty6996]

Proud to be indian🇮🇳

[@niram_7157]

why proud to be an indian? Its a shitti country an the politics is bad

[@liljay2326]

@niram _ Why you gotta be toxic yo

[@niram_7157]

@@liljay2326 just the truth

[@niram_7157]

@China is responsible for Corona i dont live in Pakistan i live in Germany 😂😂😂

[@ferdyklock3447]

I agree dude, what an incredible country !

[@yojiyamamoto6333]

rank 7 North Korea Active Personnels : 1,280,000 Tanks : 5243 Nukes : 20 *Pig : 1*

[@xx345]

The pig puts a black phone receiver on its head

[@bingsantos2762]

The pig is Kim Jun Un

[@user-ec1qw5mi7s]

Buwahahahahahahaha

[@aussiedonaldduck2854]

It's OK the USA has filled the pig gap, they have the ---- "spider pig"!

[@teme1207]

@@bingsantos2762 no way?

[@drake9637]

If i win the lottery Ima buy Haiti

[@TheStraightGod]

Not sure you could make any profit out of that

[@animaltranslator9038]

bad idea right now US lend them money ,you will be on tones of debt moment you purchase

[@marmaes1921]

It's a joke yall

[@appalachianwolf1187]

What a shit hole country to buy lmao ( yes I'm aware this was a joke )

[@agi238]

I would buy maybe Iceland or Barbados.

[@amn2760]

If we added military combat experience and weaponry effectiveness, some countries will go at higher number, global rank doesn't exactly mean how strong it's military

[@sayma160]

"How much army budget do you want?" USA: *YES*

[@triplebypassburger4955]

Go fuck yourself

[@icarusunited]

No one: Israel: Can we have some nukes?

[@justhaydenlmao]

Serra Veskai well after friday it’s iran lmao

[@m7mdjama843]

Fun fact : israel the 3rd most powerful air force in the world And the 8th most powerful country in the world ;)

[@daisyu1750]

@@m7mdjama843 Jesús=thank to me

[@guyvisualbs]

Israel should be at least 5th place.. She is much stronger than South Korea and Turkey..

[@17lazylemon81]

Nagars Way Yh right. Turkey and Iran will scramble Israel in ww3 they can’t even fight Palestine so imagine something bigger than them

[@dush.1746]

Worldwide: posible war Russia: Hold my nuclear bombs

[@warvinsroom9364]

Fernando And the Narnia Roostah more like USA and Russia: hold our nuclear weapons.

[@rerbitd7094]

Invalid numbers. In Russia, the total number of nuclear warheads is about 15,000. In service with 7,500. The rest is in storage.

[@PalithaH]

Cant really fit them.in my hands

[@grabikon]

WTF

[@ingemarpelle5800]

🤦‍♂️

[@PalloneWafer]

Israel: let me introduce you some friend Russia: hold my vodka

[@rodrigolordelo3312]

Adorei esse vídeo , onde está a opção 1000 mil curtidas ? 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@avl9139]

Sei la kkkkk

[@federicorodriguez4565]

If I save some money maybe I could buy the Haiti's army.

[@gamerguy4137]

7m, are you serious

[@sassytea3251]

7m?

[@federicorodriguez4565]

Pls guys buy a sarcasm detector

[@sassytea3251]

@@federicorodriguez4565 u said army... U could've said only army not Thier money cuz it cost 7m so... Nah idk didn't get your joke thou. No offense

[@hallowbread]

@@sassytea3251 r/woooosh if your even a reddit user

[@abiyoi1247]

3. Russia 2. USA 1. Stroheim & Speedwagon Army

[@dripkage]

Underrated comment everyone gangster till the foot soldiers learn Hamon

[@combativehenhouse8746]

3. Russia 2. USA 1. Bad company army

[@makeyouxi]

Боевой Курятник no, WORSE COMPANY

[@melok2702]

999999999. Survivor 1. Joseph, lisa lisa, Caesar

[@damien18462]

*plays national Giorno’s Theme*

[@the_real_hannibal]

Respect he put almost every country, including my country. 🇧🇿

[@peppefetish797]

Los santos: we have one soldier The soldier: IlIllIllIll_-XIlIDIEH4RD

[@Azuriiee]

North Korea: My Nukes so many that everybody _* Sees Russia Nukes *_ *North Korea Left the world*

[@monster_rl]

I say same to France lol "m'y country have 300nukes muhaha" see 4 numbers after russia nukes i died inside

[@unseenhobo2664]

They are allies so it’s ok

[@colemj5046]

@@monster_rl the French and the US have been allies for a while as well so don't worry too much my friend

[@monster_rl]

@@colemj5046 True

[@Azuriiee]

Yay 100 likes personal record :D

[@gabe_itch24]

Who else just wants to find their country

[@ammaramerhassanlimpao9253]

😂

[@johnnystankiewicz295]

I cant find poland 🙃

[@olimar3426]

Place 17 yayy

[@NOTHING-ps2dd]

@@johnnystankiewicz295 Czekaj, mam cię :D 3:50

[@johnnystankiewicz295]

@@NOTHING-ps2dd 👌

[@alienplayzsyt4857]

When you see your country yep I'm satisfied

[@pathfinderexo5788]

Btw south africa is actually 29 we have 8 more patrol vessels now two more planes and 1000 more troops in one year

[@prasadjambagi9999]

*Biggest war* *PewDiePie vs T-series*

[@eternalamos365]

Prasad Jambagi Lol

[@Fred_the_1996]

Xbox vs PlayStation

[@hazeml5767]

hhaha

[@TimDaOne]

Correction: T-Gay

[@randomgd8732]

India has 140 nukes

[@motorbloxx]

Haiti could probably be raided by teenagers. Edit: Wow, 210 likes!

[@Happy-qr1sm]

Better; Brazilian Funkeiros

[@aklmoy]

But what those teenagers would get with "raiding" one of the poorest countries?

[@motorbloxx]

@@Happy-qr1sm LOL

[@motorbloxx]

@@aklmoy Five bucks and a bar of Toblerone.

[@aklmoy]

@@motorbloxx except for they have not Toblerone, maybe don't even know what is :(