Million Dollars, But... Puppet Pandemonium | Rooster Teeth

[@lylecann9265]

The saving private Ryan part was amazing hahah

[@moniqueflorez1974]

the dude getting his arm lolll

[@cameronschmid4773]

lyle cann Wait when was that lol ithink I missed it

[@moniqueflorez1974]

Cameron Schmid starts on 1:43

[@cameronschmid4773]

monique florez oh ok thanks lol

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

lyle cann that was really good cameo

[@jibrail99]

they should start a series where every scenario that they accept, they have to try and live through it at least a day. I want to see puppet burnie talking in a meeting or podcast!!

[@PoserPosse]

Jj Laksmono This is an amazing idea!

[@captainfungi8312]

That would be disturbing with the second seniro.

[@DarthP00P00]

God that Saving Private Ryan reference was top.

[@kinagrill]

with lost arm and all!

[@RossAshmore]

Emmy nominated Tesla owner Mr 'That's a lot of money' Burnie Burns is back!

[@humbletreestump8134]

Ross Ashmore two time steak off champion

[@DTDdeathmas]

You beat me too it.

[@DTDdeathmas]

Kowalakun X3 its part of the last podcast

[@UnusualOtaku]

you forgot "2 time annual 3 years apart steak off champion"

[@MrLeoAtrox]

The scenarios were funny enough. Burnie switching the last "in the bedroom" scenario to Chris got me chuckling. But the fact that Chris inherited Ashley from that just put this over the top. That was great.

[@riemaennchen]

I absolutely couldn't do the first one. I already sneeze atleast ten times louder then any other person. With another 10 times on top of that my sneezes would be like a nuke going off.

[@sylvrwolflol]

I have allergies, too! The military could use me as a living sonic weapon if I took that one!

[@Crescent1400]

Same here.

[@puppymolly123]

riemaennchen as someone who already belches WAY louder than the average person I think the first one would be quite dangerous...

[@bluedragon5927]

Same! My sneezes scare everyone already.

[@ECTheJmJ]

We need to have a sneeze-off some day then. My high-pitch nukes versus yours

[@J3009]

Million dollars, but for every dollar you spent, a little Burnie will whisper in your ear: "That's a lot of money" For example if you buy something that costs 50 dollars you will hear "That's a lot of money" repeatedly 50 times.

[@SkywardSpork]

ROFL is that per transaction or per dollar? Say I spend 300k on a house do I hear it once or 300,000 times?

[@J3009]

Steven Hudson Then you hear it 300,000 times in a row

[@FantasmaNaranja]

is it accumulative or repetitive? like if i spend 20 dollars will i hear burnie whisper it 20 times, or will i hear 20 little burnies at the same time?

[@J3009]

FantasmaNaranja Edited the comment with an example :)

[@xXLiLJokerXx]

Can't i just pay in a lot of transactions of less than a dollar? Like something costs 1 but i pay in two payments of .50cents do i still hear Burnie?

[@MrBattlecharge]

Love the little Easter Eggs in the scenes. Like @4:30 the "All you can drink Espresso" sign from the episode where anytime you see an "all you can eat" or a variant, you have to go and eat until you physically can no longer.

[@MSpencer1998]

Little does Bernie know, if you amplify something by 10, it really only gets twice as loud. Sound is logarithmic. I'm absolutely doing the first one.

[@DaSimsNetwork]

But what if you times the decibels by 10. Whispers are like 20-30 decibels, whereas a gunshot is 160. So a whisper would sound 2x as loud as a gun firing.

[@MSpencer1998]

DaSimsNetwork no, decibels are already logarithmic. Something 40 decibels is twice as loud as something that is 20 decibels.

[@MSpencer1998]

Aldewyne which I highly doubt is what Bernie meant.

[@TacklessMirror]

I was going to comment just this, but you just saved me the effort. so I'll spend it congratulating you instead m8.

[@MSpencer1998]

Aldewyne right, but part of this game is playing with what the person said, not what they meant. That's kinda the fun.

[@Point_Blanc]

You can tell how far apart they film the bar conversation versus the acted out scenes by looking at Becca's belly (her stage of pregnancy).

[@ineedanewname4844]

Point Blanc how long?

[@MilleniumPidgeon]

I live how the saving private Ryan reference was kinda subtle with the bleeding ears and the guy holding his guts (food) in, and then they just went all in with the soldier picking up his arm

[@Andrehot20]

That puppet bit with the talk to the kids made me fall to the ground cause i had that exact same reaction

[@rach3555]

A million dollars but each month you are transported into a anime where you must survive a day as the main character

[@TKSlimeLord]

rachel 12 we should start with attack on titan... then black butler..... then restaurant wars, but plot twist you have to eat the food too,.... .....then Yuri on ice......o God what have I done?

[@christophercrafte]

you mean food wars?

[@freezingjazzy]

@@TKSlimeLord What happens if it's just like a random anime you've never heard of?

[@ThiccBoiDaniel]

You'd be fine as Goblin Slayer

[@AllyOJustice]

@@christophercrafte no pleas God any show but that.

[@Mad-Slick]

Burnie, you've gotta get Becca on the podcast more often. She is always great.

[@maryskidmore53]

I love anything with Becca in it. She's just so sweet and fun to listen to

[@reidmcleod6630]

A million dollars but, everytime you use any piece of money, Burnie would come up behind you and whisper, “That’s a lot of money.”

[@Rand0mGameStuff]

fuckno

[@lorekeeper2190]

@@Rand0mGameStuff fuckyes*

[@nerdycoconut1344]

Id take that, id become way more financially responsible

[@tommybutler746]

That's a bad thing?

[@Brendan1259]

Million Dollars but, every time you hear a person ask or call out for help, you become a random superhero compleat with strengths and weaknesses for 24 hours.

[@Crescent1400]

Dread Hunter 335 I'll definitely take that.👍

[@brandonbenevides8751]

I'll do it. where's my million dollars?

[@Caxkj0]

Can you choose these powers and weaknesses?

[@Selendryle]

Dread Hunter 335 what's the downside?

[@doink3444]

I would absolutely do that

[@jonathandavenport2500]

That was one of the funniest I have ever watched, especially the animal eating one with Bernie looking all crazy. I literally was a little in pain in all the laughing fits.

[@zenopssmdk]

The saving private ryan was amazing, and I love how the two of them took their shirts off the exact same way when switching people. The production value in these have been really going up.

[@atbz6952]

2 time steak-off winner/ tesla owner Burnie Burns!

[@Nubbyz]

emmy nominated

[@DTDdeathmas]

I think he just cut off the least important thing for brevity.

[@sylvrwolflol]

Chris spiking the camera at 1:41 is amazing XD

[@analogbug16]

Some Guy I wouldn't call that a spike, he's definitely looking at Tinder Date not the lens.

[@rayquaza000]

Drink

[@KnightroBlue22]

A million dollars? *T H A T S A L O T T A M O N E Y*

[@Heranara]

But

[@ladiesgentswegothim]

You're not wrong

[@Heranara]

Faffy waffle so what you're saying is that i get a million dollars but everything i say is a true fact no matter what i say?

[@shadowshedinja6124]

No one said it this time! I think that's the first time throughout the entire series, and Bernie's even in it!

[@flurbleman4486]

someone had to say it

[@dreadnautprime5476]

Million dollars but your hand puppet also has a hand puppet....

[@jebediah_primm4855]

Every million you take more puppets until you become The Puppet Infinite

[@DTDdeathmas]

You would have fractal puppet.

[@thescoobmaster]

The little puppet has a human on his hand.

[@glowingmonster]

As long as my puppet was Ash Williams.

[@darossigamer2553]

“I have two dogs, man.” “Not for long!”

[@mysteriousstranger237]

I love the third option with the puppet, I would totally do it.

[@TotoDG]

2:00. Oh, hey, Yang.

[@haydeos5345]

Oof

[@patrickrhyno4517]

I feel like Chris's scenario works well in tandem with Burnie's "I Could Fight Any Animal" theory

[@harrisonfreeman7391]

Love how they included the thing about Chris's bed being squeaky from Always Open

[@Eznoot]

These guys are so devoted to these skits even if it can possibly bring public humiliation 😂

[@thec-m]

That second one is just “A million dollars, but you have to live without seeing any animals for a year.” - I’d do it, despite how tough it would be. Also, I like that 4:11 had the ‘All You Can Drink Espresso’ callback to a previous episode.

[@tamsuemomwife]

Do humans count as animals?

[@thec-m]

@@tamsuemomwife - Yes, humans count as animals as we belong to the Animalia kingdom. However, the scenario in the video shows that you won't feel the urge to eat people, just all animals besides humans. I love animals, but I would spend a year away from them for a million dollars. You'd probably have to lock yourself in your house and get supplies delivered, but you could pass time a number of ways. Becoming a streamer was mentioned in the video.

[@tamsuemomwife]

Ok

[@castleoffiction96]

Oh God...I love how Blaine looked at 4:55 and was like "Oh, I'm 100% using the switch between Bernie and Chris"

[@JaxzSpecific]

The thumbnail makes Chris look like he was cast as “Woody” in a live-action remake of “Toy Story” 🤣

[@jki808]

Thumbs up for the Saving Pvt. Ryan reference.

[@General_Eisenhower1945]

Jun Kim it was good

[@TheJamieellis]

The first one sounds amazingly fun. I'd take it in a heartbeat.

[@cyprusmiraque]

This is one of my favorite shows!!

[@RolandSchlosser]

I lost it when the puppet also took is shirt off ripping it lol

[@Bunnyville890]

that first one with the saving private Ryan thing, omg i couldnt stop laughing

[@prestontrammell9907]

The puppet ripping off his tiny shirt was soooo good XD

[@gmt1]

How is there 5 entire seasons yet I've only discovered this amazing show today.

[@TheL1ttlemonkey]

In scenario 1 they overlook the funniest option - Your own heartbeat.

[@orakuotaku]

The sounds I just couldn't.. I legit just died 😂

[@beans6804]

*i absolutely cant do the second one because i like animals way to much*

[@jacksonia7724]

Same

[@Wraithstrike19]

My knuckles constantly pop just by flexing my hand, if I had the first it’d be like gunfire.

[@ryansch682]

MDB: Creating curses for my D&D sessions since 2015z

[@potatoshmato1934]

2:00 I HAD FINALLY GOT THAT SCENE OUT OF MY HEAD! WHYYYY

[@heather19515]

Honestly love the barbershop quartet that’s there for no reason

[@darkmidknight1013]

Ik its only 3 people at a time but we need the rwby cast. Go team RWBY!!!

[@JurassicLion2049]

Becca's outfits in this episode were so fashionable and on point omg. Also: the puppets made me lose it XD

[@d_1044]

I would take the first one because I could just become a super hero, technically speaking is a natural sound your body makes so you could have a sonic scream! I’d totally make a bunker to live in til the day I was needed for justice

[@glowingmonster]

The dude picking up his arm was a great touch

[@mattwixted8926]

Ah yes, more puppets!

[@Fazquel]

I can't unsee Burnie in his recent steak cooking outfit lol

[@MissRadi0active]

"Your friend leaves and youre alone with the bird..." Yeah you turn into Ozzy. :P

[@SneakyBadAssOG]

The saving private Ryan bit was really good :D

[@rangerashton2.038]

I love the fact that they put the guy that lost his arm in the sneeze scene

[@carlosmartinez2553]

Becca is really funny she should be on more episodes of MDB they were really funny tbh and I would take the 3rd scenario I think I can pull it off lol

[@LaneCarter]

This episode was especially good.

[@secretskull21]

Our family is just full of loud sneezers... if one of us goes off with the ten times sound increase... we'd literally all go deaf

[@thewaragainstrock9324]

I love the saving privite Ryan reference XD

[@randomguy3080]

Imagine if everyone had the body sound one in the audience and they did Burnie’s knuckle crack thing

[@uhohboyo]

the first one, my god imagine yelling, or clapping, you would be the hulk.

[@rpgshadowmorn2683]

Dude become a superhero using loud noise to disrupt criminals lol.

[@drpizzagames1015]

This was a really good episode

[@vinnypiazza4851]

Imagine the classic knuckle pop and neck crack intimidation move with the first one. Wouldn't be worth it but still would be cool for a one time thing.

[@1298Tomcat]

When you get up in the morning and every bone just cracks at once

[@thomasweeden2683]

“Wow that air horn smells really bad”

[@rundyftw]

I would totally do the first one that would be awesome!

[@I7ave]

Burnie eating the squirrel is the best thing I've seen today.

[@doctoreggy5222]

I think we need to hold Burnie and Chris to this. RT podcast where they can only use the puppets. They seemed jazzed to try it.

[@floundrrpoundrr2456]

Thank you, Ashley.

[@GodoMatrix]

This one was good. Nice job. The puppet thing was the best.

[@IamtheJayman]

You worst thing for the first one, has to be if you snore. Either it’s impossible to sleep because your snoring wakes you up, and/or wakes up everyone on your block.

[@DeadHawk23]

1:54 The guy holding pasta lol

[@TOXCzombiclaw]

A million dollars, but every time you use the bathroom, you are an opera singer, singing about your own movement, and the entire building you are in can hear you singing.

[@sab3r10]

Look on the bright side, you can thunder clap like Hulk! Also roaring would be like a concentrated version of it. Stomping your feet, making earthquakes. Punching would make sound waves. You would be a super hero. I would also spend my money on a soundproof house.. What do you guys think?

[@stravickovmahn9505]

You could be a super hero with the first one. You see a bank robber? Just start screaming as high pitched as possible. Do a thunder clap.

[@Crescent1400]

Stravick Ovmahn You would become a superhero but what would be your superhero name?

[@jasonslater6693]

When did Chris get ripped?

[@blue4lifeblue]

It's CGI

[@trequor]

For the first one... Blinking. It'd be like slamming a door in your face twenty times a minute

[@thevgm5478]

I would totally do the first one. That’s like a super power

[@AgentZombieMan]

Dude I would ABSOLUTELY take the puppet one

[@thebeavpercabethftw9604]

A Million Dollars, but if you watch tv or read a book the night before, you have to live through the episodes you watched or the chapters you read as one of the characters.

[@annabella1650]

That depends, does spending a day in the fiction world mean I miss a day of reality?

[@thebeavpercabethftw9604]

I think the way I see it, once that episode or chapter ends, unless you are a character that dies before the episode or chapter is over, it will be like you never actually left. So no you wouldn't miss a day of reality.

[@KnightRider378]

So wait, what happens if you’re a character that dies? And how is it chosen what character you are?

[@Crescent1400]

thebeav Percabeth I would take it but I'll pretty much avoid horror movies and books. But pretty much I'll take it.

[@ericajackson6662]

I'd take it, and start reading every book whose universe I had ever wanted to participate in.

[@tannerk2911]

Best episode

[@kellogsbeast]

I seriously was thinking about that first one just the other day. I wouldn’t do it, but that’s a funny coincidence

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

“All the sounds your body makes are amplified” *every one describes like the acts themselves are amplified*

[@ElAndito]

Take the million for the sound thing as a kickstarter for your Avengers team! That's a superpower!

[@purpleslimevsgaming1648]

literally the day after i watched this we had to watch the Normandy scene from saving private Ryan in world history and it was so bloody and people were losing arms and legs and people were running past guys on the ground bleeding out

[@erichunsaker4969]

Legend has it that D-Day soldier is still looking for his arm

[@secretskull21]

I can't, I sneak around a night to get snacks too much, I would wake everyone up.

[@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312]

That first one sounds great

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

4:30 ...oohh... ohh no

[@SenpaimustNotice]

3:42 hey look ma, i made it

[@tcglitten4251]

A million dollars, but you have to do every scenario that has been said on every episode for every season of this show

[@TheLangenator]

With the first one, wouldn't your voice also be amplified?

[@blazinlion1025]

Million dollars but everyday you get a random video game mission you have to complete. And it can be game mission that already exists like you might get a Mario mission and your goal is to get to the castle at the end of the stage

[@lr-]

My favorite part was probably the guy holding in his spaghetti.

[@billydakid3]

Died at the saving private Ryan reference XD

[@evanluck1229]

1:45 I love this joke XD

[@janpudlik1576]

love the saving private ryan reference

[@Thure.]

I would love the 10x body noises, cause i could just Killer Queen everyone in a 20m radius.

[@CyberneticHusky]

Chris looks like sherif woody in the thumbnail