Million Dollars, But... Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport | Rooster Teeth

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@jackhealy3328
@jackhealy3328 8 жыл бұрын
"Who was it?!" "It is must've been Gesundheit!" Never have I laughed that hard in my life.
@crunglemcbungley
@crunglemcbungley 8 жыл бұрын
It would have been a GESUND-HEIST.
@davidjackson8208
@davidjackson8208 8 жыл бұрын
ikr
@ethannugent6704
@ethannugent6704 8 жыл бұрын
Or, (I'm gonna pretend to be Barbra here) it must have been gesundHEIST
@AV.36
@AV.36 8 жыл бұрын
comedy gold my friends comedy gold
@tonoornottono
@tonoornottono 8 жыл бұрын
gesund-heist is better
@lawwilliams7591
@lawwilliams7591 8 жыл бұрын
You'd teleport anywhere in the world? Well 71% of the Earth's surface is water......
@kobe48446
@kobe48446 8 жыл бұрын
Hope you're good at swimming!
@leeks1408
@leeks1408 8 жыл бұрын
You could carry a thing of pepper around with you to stimulate your nose so you sneeze. I think that's the best thing you can do to keep it as under control as possible. Just make sure the container is sealed and waterproof
@emeryu485
@emeryu485 8 жыл бұрын
How would you get back home?
@EvilParagon2
@EvilParagon2 8 жыл бұрын
Keep one of those sneeze sprays with you. Just keep sneezing until you at least recognise the area. You also have a million so if you live in say New York and you end up in LA, you could either keep trying to sneeze until you get at least close to your house or just fly home with your disposable "winnings". Plus Michael said you could be Gesundheist so if you ever run low on money that's always an option.
@DoomGuy74
@DoomGuy74 8 жыл бұрын
Evil Paragon 2 You could teleport inside the earth or on the ocean floor
@He1006ro
@He1006ro 9 жыл бұрын
I was giddy when I saw the title of the video and Michael's face on the thumbnail.
@sebastianvalle7928
@sebastianvalle7928 9 жыл бұрын
Ayy my boy!
@jakey_ac
@jakey_ac 9 жыл бұрын
+HemboHero HEY WADDA DOIN HRE BOYY
@KyokuchiL
@KyokuchiL 9 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@morcova
@morcova 9 жыл бұрын
+HemboHero Michaels voice coming out of Burnies mouth is the best thing ever.
@Dragoon1809
@Dragoon1809 9 жыл бұрын
+HemboHero Bet Michael wasn't think of being Mogar on that day!
@123tatirox
@123tatirox 8 жыл бұрын
the fact that burnie is scared because Michael is there makes me laugh. all of roosterteeth knows how obscene Michaels filterless brain works, and I love it.
@josephwilliams5292
@josephwilliams5292 8 жыл бұрын
Only Michael would consider heisting an investment
@LukeSmith-kt2ir
@LukeSmith-kt2ir 7 жыл бұрын
And Mad King Ryan
@hampustoft2221
@hampustoft2221 6 жыл бұрын
it is the best kind tho.
@websterri
@websterri 4 жыл бұрын
It is though....
@tabbyroberts6242
@tabbyroberts6242 8 жыл бұрын
"She's alone and wet." I can't be the only one who took that the wrong way!
@MementoMorrigan
@MementoMorrigan 8 жыл бұрын
Bow chicka bow wow
@KiLLM4CE
@KiLLM4CE 8 жыл бұрын
that's what she said
@carterbold24
@carterbold24 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have that same thought everytime I watch this video
@castleoffiction96
@castleoffiction96 7 жыл бұрын
Anyone know who she is? probably the only actor I can't recall seeing in another one of these
@OmegaA1000
@OmegaA1000 6 жыл бұрын
thatsthejoke.gif
@Keyboardkat3
@Keyboardkat3 8 жыл бұрын
Imagine having surgery with the bleeding out thing. It's like the doctor comes out covered in blood and says "it's alright, he survived the surgery, but we're going to need to repaint the operating room..."
@tarnyowl6068
@tarnyowl6068 4 жыл бұрын
The surgeon would drown in blood
@decaf4450
@decaf4450 4 жыл бұрын
You could drown in your own blood at the dentist
@jeff21killersep54
@jeff21killersep54 4 жыл бұрын
Keyboardkat3 they’ll probably say good news we have a high amount of O- blood
@florentitan1474
@florentitan1474 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff21killer Sep on the walls floor and whoever is in the room
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 8 жыл бұрын
Robbing banks than teleporting out with a sneeze? It'll be 'The GESUND-HEIST'!
@videogamemaster22
@videogamemaster22 8 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMNIT BARB!
@EverettGuenther
@EverettGuenther 8 жыл бұрын
I like that one cause I can really easily control my sneezes.
@CraftyScotty99
@CraftyScotty99 6 жыл бұрын
The One and Only Michael McCormick Sounds like a super villain that robs banks, after he gets the money or if he’s under attacked by the cops, he has a controlled sneeze and he can teleport to wherever he’s thinking of retreating to, or just to go to another bank and rob that. He would think “I could go to Paris in an empty alleyway with no one around.” and he’d sneeze and go there.
@websterri
@websterri 4 жыл бұрын
They literally said that in the video.....
@franciscogil411
@franciscogil411 4 жыл бұрын
Thats a barb pun
@connorclemmons8698
@connorclemmons8698 8 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about Gavin's scenario is that you can't die from blood loss. I would take that because there is a large variety of ways to die from blood loss and you'd be impervious to them.
@T0YCHEST
@T0YCHEST 4 жыл бұрын
Im wearing a full body suit of light armor everyday
@florentitan1474
@florentitan1474 4 жыл бұрын
If your hand gets cut off would it be a geyser of blood if so how long would it last
@websterri
@websterri 4 жыл бұрын
@@T0YCHEST That would give you cuts....
@websterri
@websterri 4 жыл бұрын
@@florentitan1474 He said already how long it would last. Did you not watch the video?
@trequor
@trequor 4 жыл бұрын
You could probably save millions of lives in your lifetime from donating blood.
@nathaliejones2843
@nathaliejones2843 8 жыл бұрын
As a girl, I'm only going to anyone word about Gavin's idea: Periods.
@django3422
@django3422 8 жыл бұрын
Would that cause it though? He does say it's when you cut yourself, which would suggest that periods are "safe". Then again, he also counts a nose bleed... eep.
@Ch4pp13
@Ch4pp13 8 жыл бұрын
well, you certainly won't be in doubt if you're on your period then. it's just quick, right?
@thecaptain1106
@thecaptain1106 8 жыл бұрын
alternatively, what if that's the whole period all at once, like just one day a month and you're done
@amykelly4828
@amykelly4828 8 жыл бұрын
But they also mention nosebleeds too! So, it technically would be affected by periods.
@freddyfogleman4980
@freddyfogleman4980 8 жыл бұрын
+Capn Wafflez good point
@Axe5197
@Axe5197 9 жыл бұрын
But you wouldn't knick yourself while shaving if you were signed up for dollar shave club and never had to use dull razors again
@mocagami
@mocagami 9 жыл бұрын
+Mr_Diddles #ad
@Hoopladoopa
@Hoopladoopa 9 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Gus
@nelmsters
@nelmsters 9 жыл бұрын
+Mr_Diddles SHAVE MONEY, SHAVE BETTER???
@Nojical
@Nojical 8 жыл бұрын
How much ad revenue did you make from this comment?
@Axe5197
@Axe5197 8 жыл бұрын
***** not enough
@MasterPokemanzer
@MasterPokemanzer 9 жыл бұрын
There's an empty vault and they're like, 'who was it??' 'It must have been GesundHEIST'
@GhostBear3067
@GhostBear3067 9 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN IT BARB!!
@BlueBD
@BlueBD 9 жыл бұрын
lovr that last skit. lol
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms 9 жыл бұрын
Plus if you do get arrested and thrown in jail, you could just find some pepper in the cafeteria.
@Theuplifthero2
@Theuplifthero2 9 жыл бұрын
No. It was JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!
@KingJohnMichael
@KingJohnMichael 9 жыл бұрын
+MattyBRaps dododooddooooo
@TsarDragunov
@TsarDragunov 9 жыл бұрын
I would love to do the sneezing one if I didn't have fits sometimes. Sneezing like 12 times in rapid recession would probably be terrible. Not to mention if you teleport to the middle of the sea.
@fuguranto
@fuguranto 9 жыл бұрын
There's someone at my school who can't stop sneezing once they start. The whole class starts counting once she gets past five, the highest count I ever saw was 27. She's fine with it, it's a running joke and everyone laughs
@berballadans
@berballadans 9 жыл бұрын
+Grant Puffer have the same issue, one time i sneezed so many times so fast that i nearly passed out.
@fuguranto
@fuguranto 9 жыл бұрын
+berballadans I'm sorry, but that's hilarious
@warped_rider
@warped_rider 9 жыл бұрын
+DualHorn Studios Or at the bottom of the sea.
@juicysteak117
@juicysteak117 9 жыл бұрын
+DualHorn Studios I would probably take it since in my current situation sneezing is extremely painful so I've gotten good at stopping my sneezes. The trick is to squeeze your nostrils and stop breathing. Like they're saying with the bank heist, you could carry around a thing of pepperjack to snort if you need to teleport.
@sauceypotatoes5330
@sauceypotatoes5330 9 жыл бұрын
The RT Podcast was right. Michael wipes from the front.
@Wxpert
@Wxpert 9 жыл бұрын
I immediately came to this one to see of I was right haha
@OhitsKirstyn
@OhitsKirstyn 9 жыл бұрын
+Jay Garrick lol so do I.....
@KaosKauser
@KaosKauser 9 жыл бұрын
+OhitsKirstyn Me too. :/
@Wxpert
@Wxpert 9 жыл бұрын
+KaosKauser lol
@Max-jo2wp
@Max-jo2wp 9 жыл бұрын
what podcast was this?
@ameliagrace1226
@ameliagrace1226 8 жыл бұрын
I feel like the blood one would be a miracle for me since I have haemophilia so I cut myself and bleed out anyway but this time I regenerate all my blood instantly.
@HCR_CA15
@HCR_CA15 6 жыл бұрын
That's a good thing though. Imagine you've been bitten by a poisonous snake and you cut yourself and bam. No venoms running through your blood
@redrosella
@redrosella 6 жыл бұрын
But the cut never clots so wouldn’t you be in a constant loop of loosing all your blood and regaining it?
@websterri
@websterri 4 жыл бұрын
@@redrosella Yes lol.
@MOISTblackHOLE
@MOISTblackHOLE 9 жыл бұрын
3:38 Hey now.
@derrickgilliam6281
@derrickgilliam6281 9 жыл бұрын
+alex farmer MAster ThiefGesundheit
@TheYamyamz
@TheYamyamz 9 жыл бұрын
You're an allstar
@rv_777m
@rv_777m 9 жыл бұрын
+WilliamLordPiggeh Get your game on
@derrickgilliam6281
@derrickgilliam6281 9 жыл бұрын
***** go play
@faraday1548
@faraday1548 9 жыл бұрын
+WilliamLordPiggeh Get your game on
@trequor
@trequor 7 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about this show is when they dub over each other in scenes. Burnie's face with Michael's "cant put a price on that" is just golden
@dave6425
@dave6425 9 жыл бұрын
Shame to see the seasons over already, but i cant wait for season 2!!!!!!
@derrickgilliam6281
@derrickgilliam6281 9 жыл бұрын
+dave6425 season 3 of Xray and Vav featuring Gesundheit
@andriypredmyrskyy7791
@andriypredmyrskyy7791 9 жыл бұрын
Literally my favourite show. Keep it up. Don’t ever stop. The music, the clips, the audio, everything is perfect.
@sharksfan2041
@sharksfan2041 8 жыл бұрын
Burnie's face at 1:36 is great.
@FriendlyFire2830
@FriendlyFire2830 9 жыл бұрын
What were the signs of death again? Wasn't one of the signs that all the blood is removed from the body?
@SéniorSnootyCat
@SéniorSnootyCat 9 жыл бұрын
But like sucked out...
@hyperslow1233
@hyperslow1233 9 жыл бұрын
+chris salim In a jar.
@TxuZai
@TxuZai 9 жыл бұрын
Burnie, did you play the game Suikdeon? Sneeze teleport, a character called Viki the mage, her sneezes teleports her to random places and times, xD.
@coyrex1480
@coyrex1480 9 жыл бұрын
I can almost guarantee Burnie didn't play any of the suikoden games and probably hasn't even heard of them. He is not a JRPG guy and hasn't even play a Final Fantasy game.
@jayg9929
@jayg9929 9 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Milligan Dang, you mad bro? Chill out man
@TheNinjaGumball
@TheNinjaGumball 9 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I couldn't stop laughing during the Blood one?
@TheNinjaGumball
@TheNinjaGumball 9 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Coffey You could pull a freaking Until Dawn level revenge prank. You could spray all of your blood at someone at 3AM
@SoulessHeretic5
@SoulessHeretic5 9 жыл бұрын
+CheddarBacon lol exactly...
@aferguson850
@aferguson850 9 жыл бұрын
would be pretty bad if you were on your period
@TheNinjaGumball
@TheNinjaGumball 9 жыл бұрын
aferguson850 OMFG
@aferguson850
@aferguson850 9 жыл бұрын
CheddarBacon I know a lot of people who would pay good money to watch/taste this
@TIMMUT17
@TIMMUT17 8 жыл бұрын
What if you invest your million dollars, and make more millions, so you can afford buying a house in every country, so that way you have a place to go on most cases that you sneeze.
@NathanStar121
@NathanStar121 7 жыл бұрын
can I invest my life savings of $1000 to make more $1000's? it seems easy the way you put it
@TIMMUT17
@TIMMUT17 7 жыл бұрын
Well, $1000 to a million dollars is a big difference.
@MCshadr217
@MCshadr217 6 жыл бұрын
@Black Hat Hence why you always ensure that you have something that can make you sneeze, no matter where you end up.
@feartheghus
@feartheghus 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately you wouldn’t have enough money in a lifetime to but a house in every country, and many countries are such horrible places that the house isn’t safe at all. In many countries the taxes and regulations thanks to government tyranny would bankrupt you too.
@T0YCHEST
@T0YCHEST 4 жыл бұрын
Fearghus Keitz people have enough money to have a house in every place
@josephmort4039
@josephmort4039 8 жыл бұрын
Why is Michael always trying to set up robberies?
@dappercrown46
@dappercrown46 6 жыл бұрын
Because his was the first Heist that actually succeeded
@TheBlueCerulean
@TheBlueCerulean 9 жыл бұрын
3:54 That last bit killed me.
@Agropotato75
@Agropotato75 9 жыл бұрын
3:45 excellent sip gavin... :P
@slowmoocow
@slowmoocow 9 жыл бұрын
I would definetly to the fart-thing.
@happy-9421
@happy-9421 9 жыл бұрын
Do* :)
@TheYamyamz
@TheYamyamz 9 жыл бұрын
same
@4buch4
@4buch4 9 жыл бұрын
+TheCrumpington same
@BraniusBalki
@BraniusBalki 9 жыл бұрын
+Petter Tveit I do it anyways.
@slowmoocow
@slowmoocow 9 жыл бұрын
+TheCrumpington Who doesn't? 😂
@forthwalled
@forthwalled 8 жыл бұрын
2:28 Burnie does the "go ahead" again lol
@lokicola
@lokicola 9 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much! It always leaves me crying from laughter
@Daerento
@Daerento 9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars, but for the rest of your life the only thing you're allowed to wear is the purple suit Eddie Murphy wore in Raw.
@LazGav
@LazGav 9 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Colgan no
@TheEvisgod
@TheEvisgod 9 жыл бұрын
I'd do it, but I'd own a motorcycle first so I don't look like a complete tool at all times.
@theflyingwelshman5338
@theflyingwelshman5338 9 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Colgan No way!
@JackMSmithMusic
@JackMSmithMusic 9 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Colgan I do that already.
@weefatpie
@weefatpie 9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars but once a week you need to play hide and seek with a shape shifter
@Lovesickobsession19
@Lovesickobsession19 9 жыл бұрын
I'd do it
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms 9 жыл бұрын
so does the shape shift stay human or does he/she/it turn into anything, like prop hunt?
@weefatpie
@weefatpie 9 жыл бұрын
+Raul Diaz (s)he could turn into something tiny like a tooth pick if (s)he wanted to
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms 9 жыл бұрын
weefatpie but what happens if you step on said toothpick? Would that mean I found it?
@weefatpie
@weefatpie 9 жыл бұрын
+Raul Diaz well if you know that was him
@Allison-qk1ws
@Allison-qk1ws 9 жыл бұрын
I think I'd do the bleed out one. The potential to flip people out and never being able to bleed to death might be worth it.
@RedStar_N7
@RedStar_N7 9 жыл бұрын
+Adam Bomeisl I don't know about that. The heavy bleeding might make life saving surgery next to impossible. What about internal bleeding? You'd drown in your own blood.
@decromcquin273
@decromcquin273 9 жыл бұрын
+JosayJalapeno Good point.
@maxlevirus
@maxlevirus 9 жыл бұрын
That is genius. I want this power now.
@bearmatainize
@bearmatainize 9 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't do the blood one because like.. Woman have periods...
@samanthabayley320
@samanthabayley320 9 жыл бұрын
+TheMonster5103 They mentioned nose bleeds
@GhostGuy125
@GhostGuy125 9 жыл бұрын
PLEASE we need more of this.
@engsy
@engsy 9 жыл бұрын
Michael talking and Burnie "lip-syncing" is one of my favorite thing about this show; its those little things that makes me happy :D
@shadeshotTV
@shadeshotTV 9 жыл бұрын
The sneezing one i bet everyone in the world would do it if the sneeze after the first one teleports you to your previous spot
@ΝικολαοςΒασιλας-ξ4δ
@ΝικολαοςΒασιλας-ξ4δ 9 жыл бұрын
That sneeze heist tho
@slicer940
@slicer940 8 жыл бұрын
What if you sneezed and you teleport into like the ocean or a volcano?
@HaloFanRedvsBLue12
@HaloFanRedvsBLue12 8 жыл бұрын
The planet is 70% ocean. Not very good odds.
@rowanbrown5541
@rowanbrown5541 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr, every time I see this episode I think about this, the sky, the ocean, the middle of the desert, so many places it could go wrong.
@Ven0mancer
@Ven0mancer 8 жыл бұрын
always carry pepper on you maybe a bag of dust
@rowanbrown5541
@rowanbrown5541 8 жыл бұрын
tali vas normandy That doesn't help if you are underwater. Or have already been burnt alive, crushed by the pressure or are falling through the air from a great height..
@kurvos
@kurvos 8 жыл бұрын
But if you would stand on a rock floating on lava, you would still die. You can't be anywhere near lava without dying.
@GlacierLightsWCUE
@GlacierLightsWCUE 6 жыл бұрын
We REALLY need more MDB episodes!!!
@TiggyRolls
@TiggyRolls 5 жыл бұрын
These recreations are spot on enjoyable.
@lcephoenix
@lcephoenix 9 жыл бұрын
That'd be *a lot* of blood. Have fun cleaning that up.
@KingJohnMichael
@KingJohnMichael 9 жыл бұрын
+Ice phoenix would be funny sometimes but i would the sneezing one, who cares where i end up, its like a superpower AND you get the money :D winwin.
@KingJohnMichael
@KingJohnMichael 9 жыл бұрын
+Ice phoenix would be funny sometimes but i would the sneezing one, who cares where i end up, its like a superpower AND you get the money :D winwin.
@lcephoenix
@lcephoenix 9 жыл бұрын
KingJohnMichael Well, I guess it just depends. People have different opinions. The first one would be awesome for a movie for example. You'd never have to spend money on special effects anymore :P
@lladdirnaes3111
@lladdirnaes3111 9 жыл бұрын
+Ice phoenix Imagine getting a cut in the middle of the night, your bed completely covered in blood and you might not even wake up so you just wake in a massive puddle of blood.
@lcephoenix
@lcephoenix 9 жыл бұрын
Sean Riddall Eyyyy, you just described what's happening to girls from time to time anyway! Might not be _that_ massive but it's still... not so cool.
@spartan113ish
@spartan113ish 9 жыл бұрын
Million dollars but whenever you meet a famous person you love, you're overwhelmed with the urge to punch them in the face one time. Have fun at Comic-Con.
@AnyWhoAlly
@AnyWhoAlly 7 жыл бұрын
The sneezing one would be the end of my job haha I sneeze in the office at least 3x a day.
@scottharris1428
@scottharris1428 9 жыл бұрын
Another inventive series. Kudos Rooster Teeth
@chrismarco17
@chrismarco17 8 жыл бұрын
4:03 I problem with the sneezing getaway. Now your DNA from the sneeze is all over the place.
@jibclimmer
@jibclimmer 9 жыл бұрын
Sneeze and bam you're swimming in the ocean. #dead
@yeokennytheultimate
@yeokennytheultimate 9 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Brauning sneeze again
@yeokennytheultimate
@yeokennytheultimate 9 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Brauning sneeze again
@ca20mn
@ca20mn 9 жыл бұрын
+- yeokenny under water?
@friscolopter
@friscolopter 9 жыл бұрын
You're fine as long you do the dead man's floating position.
@yeokennytheultimate
@yeokennytheultimate 9 жыл бұрын
ca20mn i thought you meant above water
@kalxco
@kalxco 8 жыл бұрын
Wait, in scenario 2, would there be an exception for periods or am I just going to bleed out every 5 minutes for a week
@deadboid3433
@deadboid3433 8 жыл бұрын
But period blood is not your blood.
@theodahviing
@theodahviing 7 жыл бұрын
Lps Withered Mangle Really?
@deadboid3433
@deadboid3433 7 жыл бұрын
yeah, I had FLE 🙁
@Bones-and-Coal
@Bones-and-Coal 7 жыл бұрын
I would think not, since it's not a puncture or wound - just an organ shedding it's lining. I think he says "Every time you get a cut."
@kalxco
@kalxco 7 жыл бұрын
Lianna K That's actually a really good point
@felixkarlman8521
@felixkarlman8521 7 жыл бұрын
you rob a bank sneeze and teleport to a police station XD
@AquaticFerret
@AquaticFerret 9 жыл бұрын
I love this video series so much omfg
@channelgong
@channelgong 9 жыл бұрын
The live action in this episode was amazing. Michael is great.
@mouwersor
@mouwersor 7 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't want anything for a million dollars that ruins your sleep. Sleep's important yo, you'll have a short and shitty life if your sleep gets ruined every time.
@ImpulsivelyBree
@ImpulsivelyBree 8 жыл бұрын
Every girl would be so screwed if she did the blood one....
@Desirable_Red
@Desirable_Red 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jesterjacks3933
@jesterjacks3933 6 жыл бұрын
A period isn't a cut or gash, hun...
@GenericuserusernameEli
@GenericuserusernameEli 6 жыл бұрын
Mippy Sanchez neither is a nosebleed but they did that in the video
@ewe76070
@ewe76070 6 жыл бұрын
@@GenericuserusernameEli it is a cut deep in the nose
@NoriMori1992
@NoriMori1992 5 жыл бұрын
@@GenericuserusernameEli A nosebleed is a cut. Where do you think the blood comes from, dude? It doesn't just generate from thin air.
@MandiLou41493
@MandiLou41493 9 жыл бұрын
How does Gavin's scenario work for women?
@olhanuk
@olhanuk 9 жыл бұрын
+MandyYDG guess
@jeremym4690
@jeremym4690 9 жыл бұрын
+MandyYDG Hilariously.
@skystygian
@skystygian 9 жыл бұрын
+MandyYDG but wouldn't that be awesome? instead of a 5 day period, it's like a 2 second one.
@MandiLou41493
@MandiLou41493 9 жыл бұрын
+Grace Irwin You would assume but really, you'd just be in a massive puddle of your own blood. Because you'd you'd regenerate your blood just yo lose it again.
@skystygian
@skystygian 9 жыл бұрын
MandyYDG But it's the lining of your uterus, so it would take a month for that specifically to grow back. I mean, it's not physically possible in the first place so it's kind of hard to apply logic.
@Inubros
@Inubros 8 жыл бұрын
2:16 i flinched when he acted like he got a papercut XC :)
@Metaknight180
@Metaknight180 7 жыл бұрын
At 4:02, one of the dollar bills fades out of existence for a split second like the greenscreen had a wire across it. And I can't stop laughing at 1:32 with Michael's voice over Burnie's acting lip sync. That slayed me XD
@paradise3048
@paradise3048 7 жыл бұрын
what if you sneeze and then teleport into a jail cell after you rob the bank
@floppaquest4916
@floppaquest4916 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Hitherto90
@Hitherto90 4 жыл бұрын
Or if you’ve done nothing wrong?
@websterri
@websterri 4 жыл бұрын
What if you are an idiot?
@wolfboy8117
@wolfboy8117 4 жыл бұрын
@@websterri the prime example of when to use the dislike button
@websterri
@websterri 4 жыл бұрын
@@wolfboy8117 I did.
@GabrielCarvalho-wu9gz
@GabrielCarvalho-wu9gz 9 жыл бұрын
MICHAEL AGAIN, PLEASE!!!!
@MCBardOfDestiny
@MCBardOfDestiny 9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars, but... Every time you wake up (in the morning, from a midday nap, etc.,) a group of 20 ducks ambushes you and they all start singing in shrill, high-pitched screeches. You cannot kill the ducks, or else you lose the money, and they sing for about 5 minutes before they leave.
@sttmangel
@sttmangel 9 жыл бұрын
3:18 dang. that's pretty crazy that they flew Michael all the way to Paris just for that shot.
@gsampson97
@gsampson97 8 жыл бұрын
"it must have been gazuntite" best quote and scenario from a million dollars but
@rrobespierre
@rrobespierre 9 жыл бұрын
The bleeding out one is ok if you're a careful guy, as a woman, I think it'd be a little inconvenient...
@Friendlysociopath
@Friendlysociopath 9 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest- not liking the chances of that sneeze teleport. What good's a million dollars if I teleport somewhere I can't use it? Or worse, I teleport somewhere that kills me? 70 percent of the Earth is water- I "spawn" over the ocean I'm dead as hell unless I can sneeze on command. Same goes for spawning in like- Antartica or possibly even the middle of the desert- too risky for me bro. Fart thing? Sure, I'm good for that. Blood thing? Good for that too- so long as I recover I don't care if I lose that much blood.
@loganator01
@loganator01 9 жыл бұрын
+Friendlysociopath Use some of that million to buy pepper to keep on you at all times.
@Friendlysociopath
@Friendlysociopath 9 жыл бұрын
Logan Lautzenhiser Or into a volcano... or a warzone... or into oncoming traffic... or just the middle of the damn sky if it's truly randon... eesh- I hate that idea.
@UnbornHeretic
@UnbornHeretic 9 жыл бұрын
+Friendlysociopath I think it is implied you spawn somewhere on land
@Friendlysociopath
@Friendlysociopath 9 жыл бұрын
Unborn Heretic Gotta think of the fine-print.
@gooscarguitar
@gooscarguitar 9 жыл бұрын
+Friendlysociopath Carry emergency ground pepper wherever you go
@flopsybun2
@flopsybun2 9 жыл бұрын
Welcome To the Under 301 club, may I take your order?
@TheYamyamz
@TheYamyamz 9 жыл бұрын
no
@raccoonrush6649
@raccoonrush6649 9 жыл бұрын
+flopsybun2 Yes hi can I get one original comment please? Hold the vinegar.
@SoulessHeretic5
@SoulessHeretic5 9 жыл бұрын
+RaccoonRush lmao
@megamario6425
@megamario6425 9 жыл бұрын
We need MUCH more of these videos.
@Drake_4
@Drake_4 2 жыл бұрын
I love the look Michael gives when he sneezes while robbing the bank
@MurdauDumaw
@MurdauDumaw 9 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt do any of these ever, especially the last two.
@TheYamyamz
@TheYamyamz 9 жыл бұрын
I'd do the first one
@_Stormfather
@_Stormfather 9 жыл бұрын
You must have an easy life then
@MurdauDumaw
@MurdauDumaw 9 жыл бұрын
c5214963 no, but the million dollars wouldn't be worth bleeding gallons of blood everywhere or being teleported to Syria when you sneeze
@_Stormfather
@_Stormfather 9 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper MK-97 Just hold the sneeze
@Chris-rn9ef
@Chris-rn9ef 9 жыл бұрын
+c5214963 sneeze in your sleep
@TotalRejectEllen
@TotalRejectEllen 9 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else come back to this video to find out who they were talking about on the RT Podcast #346? (Spoiler.. It was Michael)
@Wxpert
@Wxpert 9 жыл бұрын
I immediately though of this one when burnie mentioned it
@MassiveScore
@MassiveScore 9 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of these is when they lip-sync with someone else's voice
@SkipChylark
@SkipChylark 9 жыл бұрын
how has geoff not been on this show yet? geoff and gavin are the kings of hypothetical questions!
@Masterown35
@Masterown35 9 жыл бұрын
You guys should do an extended version of this. Like each person has their own 3 scenarios or something
@FleNikc
@FleNikc 8 жыл бұрын
GesundHeist
@beeboislove7644
@beeboislove7644 6 жыл бұрын
Dominic F why does this not have more likes
@BldCreates
@BldCreates 9 жыл бұрын
So who is the blonde girl?
@TheYamyamz
@TheYamyamz 9 жыл бұрын
you
@Wolfsbane101
@Wolfsbane101 9 жыл бұрын
+BldCreates I want to know as well....for science reasons
@Althios
@Althios 9 жыл бұрын
+Asher Cruz (Nero) Is that you Phil? ;) lol
@KemaTheAtheist
@KemaTheAtheist 9 жыл бұрын
+Asher Cruz (Nero) I see we have a DeFranco fan here.
@Wolfsbane101
@Wolfsbane101 9 жыл бұрын
***** how'd you know lol
@tokenblackfriend5217
@tokenblackfriend5217 8 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else bothered by how Michael wipes
@lawwilliams7591
@lawwilliams7591 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I make a square that's like, five sheets thick first xD
@Ch4pp13
@Ch4pp13 8 жыл бұрын
i just sit down, and wipe my butt, and flush without having to go through 20 pieces of toilet paper that just covers the edges.
@Lyricsking11
@Lyricsking11 8 жыл бұрын
are you 2 mental he is wiping from the front!!??!?!?
@Randomlolstudios
@Randomlolstudios 8 жыл бұрын
Didn't they mention that in a podcast?
@Shak2k11
@Shak2k11 6 жыл бұрын
I guess u watched the podcast then where they mentioned this
@chair5613
@chair5613 8 жыл бұрын
I can hold in my sneezes %100 of the time so I'd take that in a heartbeat.
@tommitch6959
@tommitch6959 9 жыл бұрын
We need more of these!!
@GamingGodEpicStyle
@GamingGodEpicStyle 9 жыл бұрын
2:32 Time from the front wipe podcast.
@silverz1001
@silverz1001 9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars but... Instead of going to the bathroom and doing your business once or twice a day, you save it up every month and release a tsunami of absolute s**t and piss.
@silverz1001
@silverz1001 9 жыл бұрын
golden eyeRA All at once :)
@silverz1001
@silverz1001 9 жыл бұрын
golden eyeRA MY EYESSSS.
@100pwndragons
@100pwndragons 9 жыл бұрын
+Zane Silver if only they showed suggestions at the end of the episode
@Pawc4
@Pawc4 9 жыл бұрын
+Zane Silver I'd probably piss for two hours straight but I usually only take shits once a week, if that, so I don't think it would be too bad.
@100pwndragons
@100pwndragons 9 жыл бұрын
***** thats kinda bad that you take a dump once a week =/
@TheTintedHalo
@TheTintedHalo 8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I just noticed Gav's sip at 9:48
@imnotalreadytracer3867
@imnotalreadytracer3867 6 жыл бұрын
There is no 9 48
@Maya-qo8ue
@Maya-qo8ue 7 жыл бұрын
"Could ruin your sleep schedule" pffff, YOU GUYS are ruining my sleep schedule with great and funny videos, how dare you!
@spectre1x
@spectre1x 8 жыл бұрын
still one of the best, especially because you can tell that Burnie understand immediately what Gavin meant about taking too many dumps. i think many of us know that pain
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET 7 жыл бұрын
3:34 she's lonley and wet~
@computerkitsune
@computerkitsune 7 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be gesundHEIST?
@Naarii14
@Naarii14 7 жыл бұрын
"It must've been gesundheit" That made my night XD
@freddyfogleman4980
@freddyfogleman4980 8 жыл бұрын
Burnie's face with Michael's voice is my new favorite thing
@EpicBenGuy
@EpicBenGuy 8 жыл бұрын
You know how 20% of the population sneeze when exposed to a bright light? I sneeze twice.
@brenyatta
@brenyatta 4 ай бұрын
I love how Gavin was concerned about what Michael would come up with, then later has the scenario in which you spray out 1.5 gallons of blood everytime you bleed 😅
@Deziede
@Deziede 9 жыл бұрын
2:54 Shoutout to "Troy Shaves his Face" :D
@kkjones1782
@kkjones1782 9 жыл бұрын
Bring back this series!
@IzzieHayashi
@IzzieHayashi 6 жыл бұрын
For someone who looks so innocent it’s crazy how devious Micheal is
@youppersoon3965
@youppersoon3965 9 жыл бұрын
Please continue this serie
@R4veZer0
@R4veZer0 9 жыл бұрын
Alright I'm done. The bank scene with Michael broke me hahahahaha
@abigailbryson830
@abigailbryson830 7 жыл бұрын
Every time Gavin took a whiff of his fart he looks like he was doing a deformed queen wave 😂
@FAMuzZle
@FAMuzZle 9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars but everytime someone makes a reference to a videogame, you have to relive your character's experiences from the last time you turned on your console, until your character died, all the way until you turned off your console.
@yayap52
@yayap52 9 жыл бұрын
I'd do it
@gmsh3794
@gmsh3794 9 жыл бұрын
Sounds amazing but what if pc gaming master race, game based on lives, a fast paced multiplayer shooter, or if I play... idk skyrim for a few hours and I don't die at all, and the console doesn't get turned off, I just switch another game in? How exactly would it work
@jacovis1690
@jacovis1690 4 жыл бұрын
Yo anyone who sneezes more than like 5 times in a row is having a blast
@lexiwiese7169
@lexiwiese7169 8 жыл бұрын
Imagine they're shooting a podcast and then Gavin feels he's about to sneeze and he's like OH GOD DANG GUYS IM ABOUT TO-- AHCHOO! And he's out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@morningwood7496
@morningwood7496 9 жыл бұрын
As a Payday heister, I approve of the last scenario.
@moms_spegetti8604
@moms_spegetti8604 7 жыл бұрын
It a blessing to see sun wukong talk about farts ... a true blessing!
@evango.8874
@evango.8874 9 жыл бұрын
2:35 makes Gavin's idea the most terrifying million dollars but...
@ZRovas117
@ZRovas117 9 жыл бұрын
The last one could actually be a good mini-movie. X3 I'd watch that. "How to catch Gesundheit"
@Dikwili
@Dikwili 9 жыл бұрын
Took like 5 mins to stop laughing at sneeze teleport. So damn funny.
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