"Who was it?!" "It is must've been Gesundheit!" Never have I laughed that hard in my life.
@crunglemcbungley8 жыл бұрын
It would have been a GESUND-HEIST.
@davidjackson82088 жыл бұрын
ikr
@ethannugent67048 жыл бұрын
Or, (I'm gonna pretend to be Barbra here) it must have been gesundHEIST
@AV.368 жыл бұрын
comedy gold my friends comedy gold
@tonoornottono8 жыл бұрын
gesund-heist is better
@lawwilliams75918 жыл бұрын
You'd teleport anywhere in the world? Well 71% of the Earth's surface is water......
@kobe484468 жыл бұрын
Hope you're good at swimming!
@leeks14088 жыл бұрын
You could carry a thing of pepper around with you to stimulate your nose so you sneeze. I think that's the best thing you can do to keep it as under control as possible. Just make sure the container is sealed and waterproof
@emeryu4858 жыл бұрын
How would you get back home?
@EvilParagon28 жыл бұрын
Keep one of those sneeze sprays with you. Just keep sneezing until you at least recognise the area. You also have a million so if you live in say New York and you end up in LA, you could either keep trying to sneeze until you get at least close to your house or just fly home with your disposable "winnings". Plus Michael said you could be Gesundheist so if you ever run low on money that's always an option.
@DoomGuy748 жыл бұрын
Evil Paragon 2 You could teleport inside the earth or on the ocean floor
@He1006ro9 жыл бұрын
I was giddy when I saw the title of the video and Michael's face on the thumbnail.
@sebastianvalle79289 жыл бұрын
Ayy my boy!
@jakey_ac9 жыл бұрын
+HemboHero HEY WADDA DOIN HRE BOYY
@KyokuchiL9 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@morcova9 жыл бұрын
+HemboHero Michaels voice coming out of Burnies mouth is the best thing ever.
@Dragoon18099 жыл бұрын
+HemboHero Bet Michael wasn't think of being Mogar on that day!
@123tatirox8 жыл бұрын
the fact that burnie is scared because Michael is there makes me laugh. all of roosterteeth knows how obscene Michaels filterless brain works, and I love it.
@josephwilliams52928 жыл бұрын
Only Michael would consider heisting an investment
@LukeSmith-kt2ir7 жыл бұрын
And Mad King Ryan
@hampustoft22216 жыл бұрын
it is the best kind tho.
@websterri4 жыл бұрын
It is though....
@tabbyroberts62428 жыл бұрын
"She's alone and wet." I can't be the only one who took that the wrong way!
@MementoMorrigan8 жыл бұрын
Bow chicka bow wow
@KiLLM4CE8 жыл бұрын
that's what she said
@carterbold247 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have that same thought everytime I watch this video
@castleoffiction967 жыл бұрын
Anyone know who she is? probably the only actor I can't recall seeing in another one of these
@OmegaA10006 жыл бұрын
thatsthejoke.gif
@Keyboardkat38 жыл бұрын
Imagine having surgery with the bleeding out thing. It's like the doctor comes out covered in blood and says "it's alright, he survived the surgery, but we're going to need to repaint the operating room..."
@tarnyowl60684 жыл бұрын
The surgeon would drown in blood
@decaf44504 жыл бұрын
You could drown in your own blood at the dentist
@jeff21killersep544 жыл бұрын
Keyboardkat3 they’ll probably say good news we have a high amount of O- blood
@florentitan14744 жыл бұрын
Jeff21killer Sep on the walls floor and whoever is in the room
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick8 жыл бұрын
Robbing banks than teleporting out with a sneeze? It'll be 'The GESUND-HEIST'!
@videogamemaster228 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMNIT BARB!
@EverettGuenther8 жыл бұрын
I like that one cause I can really easily control my sneezes.
@CraftyScotty996 жыл бұрын
The One and Only Michael McCormick Sounds like a super villain that robs banks, after he gets the money or if he’s under attacked by the cops, he has a controlled sneeze and he can teleport to wherever he’s thinking of retreating to, or just to go to another bank and rob that. He would think “I could go to Paris in an empty alleyway with no one around.” and he’d sneeze and go there.
@websterri4 жыл бұрын
They literally said that in the video.....
@franciscogil4114 жыл бұрын
Thats a barb pun
@connorclemmons86988 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about Gavin's scenario is that you can't die from blood loss. I would take that because there is a large variety of ways to die from blood loss and you'd be impervious to them.
@T0YCHEST4 жыл бұрын
Im wearing a full body suit of light armor everyday
@florentitan14744 жыл бұрын
If your hand gets cut off would it be a geyser of blood if so how long would it last
@websterri4 жыл бұрын
@@T0YCHEST That would give you cuts....
@websterri4 жыл бұрын
@@florentitan1474 He said already how long it would last. Did you not watch the video?
@trequor4 жыл бұрын
You could probably save millions of lives in your lifetime from donating blood.
@nathaliejones28438 жыл бұрын
As a girl, I'm only going to anyone word about Gavin's idea: Periods.
@django34228 жыл бұрын
Would that cause it though? He does say it's when you cut yourself, which would suggest that periods are "safe". Then again, he also counts a nose bleed... eep.
@Ch4pp138 жыл бұрын
well, you certainly won't be in doubt if you're on your period then. it's just quick, right?
@thecaptain11068 жыл бұрын
alternatively, what if that's the whole period all at once, like just one day a month and you're done
@amykelly48288 жыл бұрын
But they also mention nosebleeds too! So, it technically would be affected by periods.
@freddyfogleman49808 жыл бұрын
+Capn Wafflez good point
@Axe51979 жыл бұрын
But you wouldn't knick yourself while shaving if you were signed up for dollar shave club and never had to use dull razors again
@mocagami9 жыл бұрын
+Mr_Diddles #ad
@Hoopladoopa9 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Gus
@nelmsters9 жыл бұрын
+Mr_Diddles SHAVE MONEY, SHAVE BETTER???
@Nojical8 жыл бұрын
How much ad revenue did you make from this comment?
@Axe51978 жыл бұрын
***** not enough
@MasterPokemanzer9 жыл бұрын
There's an empty vault and they're like, 'who was it??' 'It must have been GesundHEIST'
@GhostBear30679 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN IT BARB!!
@BlueBD9 жыл бұрын
lovr that last skit. lol
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms9 жыл бұрын
Plus if you do get arrested and thrown in jail, you could just find some pepper in the cafeteria.
@Theuplifthero29 жыл бұрын
No. It was JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!
@KingJohnMichael9 жыл бұрын
+MattyBRaps dododooddooooo
@TsarDragunov9 жыл бұрын
I would love to do the sneezing one if I didn't have fits sometimes. Sneezing like 12 times in rapid recession would probably be terrible. Not to mention if you teleport to the middle of the sea.
@fuguranto9 жыл бұрын
There's someone at my school who can't stop sneezing once they start. The whole class starts counting once she gets past five, the highest count I ever saw was 27. She's fine with it, it's a running joke and everyone laughs
@berballadans9 жыл бұрын
+Grant Puffer have the same issue, one time i sneezed so many times so fast that i nearly passed out.
@fuguranto9 жыл бұрын
+berballadans I'm sorry, but that's hilarious
@warped_rider9 жыл бұрын
+DualHorn Studios Or at the bottom of the sea.
@juicysteak1179 жыл бұрын
+DualHorn Studios I would probably take it since in my current situation sneezing is extremely painful so I've gotten good at stopping my sneezes. The trick is to squeeze your nostrils and stop breathing. Like they're saying with the bank heist, you could carry around a thing of pepperjack to snort if you need to teleport.
@sauceypotatoes53309 жыл бұрын
The RT Podcast was right. Michael wipes from the front.
@Wxpert9 жыл бұрын
I immediately came to this one to see of I was right haha
@OhitsKirstyn9 жыл бұрын
+Jay Garrick lol so do I.....
@KaosKauser9 жыл бұрын
+OhitsKirstyn Me too. :/
@Wxpert9 жыл бұрын
+KaosKauser lol
@Max-jo2wp9 жыл бұрын
what podcast was this?
@ameliagrace12268 жыл бұрын
I feel like the blood one would be a miracle for me since I have haemophilia so I cut myself and bleed out anyway but this time I regenerate all my blood instantly.
@HCR_CA156 жыл бұрын
That's a good thing though. Imagine you've been bitten by a poisonous snake and you cut yourself and bam. No venoms running through your blood
@redrosella6 жыл бұрын
But the cut never clots so wouldn’t you be in a constant loop of loosing all your blood and regaining it?
@websterri4 жыл бұрын
@@redrosella Yes lol.
@MOISTblackHOLE9 жыл бұрын
3:38 Hey now.
@derrickgilliam62819 жыл бұрын
+alex farmer MAster ThiefGesundheit
@TheYamyamz9 жыл бұрын
You're an allstar
@rv_777m9 жыл бұрын
+WilliamLordPiggeh Get your game on
@derrickgilliam62819 жыл бұрын
***** go play
@faraday15489 жыл бұрын
+WilliamLordPiggeh Get your game on
@trequor7 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about this show is when they dub over each other in scenes. Burnie's face with Michael's "cant put a price on that" is just golden
@dave64259 жыл бұрын
Shame to see the seasons over already, but i cant wait for season 2!!!!!!
@derrickgilliam62819 жыл бұрын
+dave6425 season 3 of Xray and Vav featuring Gesundheit
@andriypredmyrskyy77919 жыл бұрын
Literally my favourite show. Keep it up. Don’t ever stop. The music, the clips, the audio, everything is perfect.
@sharksfan20418 жыл бұрын
Burnie's face at 1:36 is great.
@FriendlyFire28309 жыл бұрын
What were the signs of death again? Wasn't one of the signs that all the blood is removed from the body?
@SéniorSnootyCat9 жыл бұрын
But like sucked out...
@hyperslow12339 жыл бұрын
+chris salim In a jar.
@TxuZai9 жыл бұрын
Burnie, did you play the game Suikdeon? Sneeze teleport, a character called Viki the mage, her sneezes teleports her to random places and times, xD.
@coyrex14809 жыл бұрын
I can almost guarantee Burnie didn't play any of the suikoden games and probably hasn't even heard of them. He is not a JRPG guy and hasn't even play a Final Fantasy game.
@jayg99299 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Milligan Dang, you mad bro? Chill out man
@TheNinjaGumball9 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I couldn't stop laughing during the Blood one?
@TheNinjaGumball9 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Coffey You could pull a freaking Until Dawn level revenge prank. You could spray all of your blood at someone at 3AM
@SoulessHeretic59 жыл бұрын
+CheddarBacon lol exactly...
@aferguson8509 жыл бұрын
would be pretty bad if you were on your period
@TheNinjaGumball9 жыл бұрын
aferguson850 OMFG
@aferguson8509 жыл бұрын
CheddarBacon I know a lot of people who would pay good money to watch/taste this
@TIMMUT178 жыл бұрын
What if you invest your million dollars, and make more millions, so you can afford buying a house in every country, so that way you have a place to go on most cases that you sneeze.
@NathanStar1217 жыл бұрын
can I invest my life savings of $1000 to make more $1000's? it seems easy the way you put it
@TIMMUT177 жыл бұрын
Well, $1000 to a million dollars is a big difference.
@MCshadr2176 жыл бұрын
@Black Hat Hence why you always ensure that you have something that can make you sneeze, no matter where you end up.
@feartheghus5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately you wouldn’t have enough money in a lifetime to but a house in every country, and many countries are such horrible places that the house isn’t safe at all. In many countries the taxes and regulations thanks to government tyranny would bankrupt you too.
@T0YCHEST4 жыл бұрын
Fearghus Keitz people have enough money to have a house in every place
@josephmort40398 жыл бұрын
Why is Michael always trying to set up robberies?
@dappercrown466 жыл бұрын
Because his was the first Heist that actually succeeded
@TheBlueCerulean9 жыл бұрын
3:54 That last bit killed me.
@Agropotato759 жыл бұрын
3:45 excellent sip gavin... :P
@slowmoocow9 жыл бұрын
I would definetly to the fart-thing.
@happy-94219 жыл бұрын
Do* :)
@TheYamyamz9 жыл бұрын
same
@4buch49 жыл бұрын
+TheCrumpington same
@BraniusBalki9 жыл бұрын
+Petter Tveit I do it anyways.
@slowmoocow9 жыл бұрын
+TheCrumpington Who doesn't? 😂
@forthwalled8 жыл бұрын
2:28 Burnie does the "go ahead" again lol
@lokicola9 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much! It always leaves me crying from laughter
@Daerento9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars, but for the rest of your life the only thing you're allowed to wear is the purple suit Eddie Murphy wore in Raw.
@LazGav9 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Colgan no
@TheEvisgod9 жыл бұрын
I'd do it, but I'd own a motorcycle first so I don't look like a complete tool at all times.
@theflyingwelshman53389 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Colgan No way!
@JackMSmithMusic9 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Colgan I do that already.
@weefatpie9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars but once a week you need to play hide and seek with a shape shifter
@Lovesickobsession199 жыл бұрын
I'd do it
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms9 жыл бұрын
so does the shape shift stay human or does he/she/it turn into anything, like prop hunt?
@weefatpie9 жыл бұрын
+Raul Diaz (s)he could turn into something tiny like a tooth pick if (s)he wanted to
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms9 жыл бұрын
weefatpie but what happens if you step on said toothpick? Would that mean I found it?
@weefatpie9 жыл бұрын
+Raul Diaz well if you know that was him
@Allison-qk1ws9 жыл бұрын
I think I'd do the bleed out one. The potential to flip people out and never being able to bleed to death might be worth it.
@RedStar_N79 жыл бұрын
+Adam Bomeisl I don't know about that. The heavy bleeding might make life saving surgery next to impossible. What about internal bleeding? You'd drown in your own blood.
@decromcquin2739 жыл бұрын
+JosayJalapeno Good point.
@maxlevirus9 жыл бұрын
That is genius. I want this power now.
@bearmatainize9 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't do the blood one because like.. Woman have periods...
@samanthabayley3209 жыл бұрын
+TheMonster5103 They mentioned nose bleeds
@GhostGuy1259 жыл бұрын
PLEASE we need more of this.
@engsy9 жыл бұрын
Michael talking and Burnie "lip-syncing" is one of my favorite thing about this show; its those little things that makes me happy :D
@shadeshotTV9 жыл бұрын
The sneezing one i bet everyone in the world would do it if the sneeze after the first one teleports you to your previous spot
@ΝικολαοςΒασιλας-ξ4δ9 жыл бұрын
That sneeze heist tho
@slicer9408 жыл бұрын
What if you sneezed and you teleport into like the ocean or a volcano?
@HaloFanRedvsBLue128 жыл бұрын
The planet is 70% ocean. Not very good odds.
@rowanbrown55418 жыл бұрын
Ikr, every time I see this episode I think about this, the sky, the ocean, the middle of the desert, so many places it could go wrong.
@Ven0mancer8 жыл бұрын
always carry pepper on you maybe a bag of dust
@rowanbrown55418 жыл бұрын
tali vas normandy That doesn't help if you are underwater. Or have already been burnt alive, crushed by the pressure or are falling through the air from a great height..
@kurvos8 жыл бұрын
But if you would stand on a rock floating on lava, you would still die. You can't be anywhere near lava without dying.
@GlacierLightsWCUE6 жыл бұрын
We REALLY need more MDB episodes!!!
@TiggyRolls5 жыл бұрын
These recreations are spot on enjoyable.
@lcephoenix9 жыл бұрын
That'd be *a lot* of blood. Have fun cleaning that up.
@KingJohnMichael9 жыл бұрын
+Ice phoenix would be funny sometimes but i would the sneezing one, who cares where i end up, its like a superpower AND you get the money :D winwin.
@KingJohnMichael9 жыл бұрын
+Ice phoenix would be funny sometimes but i would the sneezing one, who cares where i end up, its like a superpower AND you get the money :D winwin.
@lcephoenix9 жыл бұрын
KingJohnMichael Well, I guess it just depends. People have different opinions. The first one would be awesome for a movie for example. You'd never have to spend money on special effects anymore :P
@lladdirnaes31119 жыл бұрын
+Ice phoenix Imagine getting a cut in the middle of the night, your bed completely covered in blood and you might not even wake up so you just wake in a massive puddle of blood.
@lcephoenix9 жыл бұрын
Sean Riddall Eyyyy, you just described what's happening to girls from time to time anyway! Might not be _that_ massive but it's still... not so cool.
@spartan113ish9 жыл бұрын
Million dollars but whenever you meet a famous person you love, you're overwhelmed with the urge to punch them in the face one time. Have fun at Comic-Con.
@AnyWhoAlly7 жыл бұрын
The sneezing one would be the end of my job haha I sneeze in the office at least 3x a day.
@scottharris14289 жыл бұрын
Another inventive series. Kudos Rooster Teeth
@chrismarco178 жыл бұрын
4:03 I problem with the sneezing getaway. Now your DNA from the sneeze is all over the place.
@jibclimmer9 жыл бұрын
Sneeze and bam you're swimming in the ocean. #dead
@yeokennytheultimate9 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Brauning sneeze again
@yeokennytheultimate9 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Brauning sneeze again
@ca20mn9 жыл бұрын
+- yeokenny under water?
@friscolopter9 жыл бұрын
You're fine as long you do the dead man's floating position.
@yeokennytheultimate9 жыл бұрын
ca20mn i thought you meant above water
@kalxco8 жыл бұрын
Wait, in scenario 2, would there be an exception for periods or am I just going to bleed out every 5 minutes for a week
@deadboid34338 жыл бұрын
But period blood is not your blood.
@theodahviing7 жыл бұрын
Lps Withered Mangle Really?
@deadboid34337 жыл бұрын
yeah, I had FLE 🙁
@Bones-and-Coal7 жыл бұрын
I would think not, since it's not a puncture or wound - just an organ shedding it's lining. I think he says "Every time you get a cut."
@kalxco7 жыл бұрын
Lianna K That's actually a really good point
@felixkarlman85217 жыл бұрын
you rob a bank sneeze and teleport to a police station XD
@AquaticFerret9 жыл бұрын
I love this video series so much omfg
@channelgong9 жыл бұрын
The live action in this episode was amazing. Michael is great.
@mouwersor7 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't want anything for a million dollars that ruins your sleep. Sleep's important yo, you'll have a short and shitty life if your sleep gets ruined every time.
@ImpulsivelyBree8 жыл бұрын
Every girl would be so screwed if she did the blood one....
@Desirable_Red8 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jesterjacks39336 жыл бұрын
A period isn't a cut or gash, hun...
@GenericuserusernameEli6 жыл бұрын
Mippy Sanchez neither is a nosebleed but they did that in the video
@ewe760706 жыл бұрын
@@GenericuserusernameEli it is a cut deep in the nose
@NoriMori19925 жыл бұрын
@@GenericuserusernameEli A nosebleed is a cut. Where do you think the blood comes from, dude? It doesn't just generate from thin air.
@MandiLou414939 жыл бұрын
How does Gavin's scenario work for women?
@olhanuk9 жыл бұрын
+MandyYDG guess
@jeremym46909 жыл бұрын
+MandyYDG Hilariously.
@skystygian9 жыл бұрын
+MandyYDG but wouldn't that be awesome? instead of a 5 day period, it's like a 2 second one.
@MandiLou414939 жыл бұрын
+Grace Irwin You would assume but really, you'd just be in a massive puddle of your own blood. Because you'd you'd regenerate your blood just yo lose it again.
@skystygian9 жыл бұрын
MandyYDG But it's the lining of your uterus, so it would take a month for that specifically to grow back. I mean, it's not physically possible in the first place so it's kind of hard to apply logic.
@Inubros8 жыл бұрын
2:16 i flinched when he acted like he got a papercut XC :)
@Metaknight1807 жыл бұрын
At 4:02, one of the dollar bills fades out of existence for a split second like the greenscreen had a wire across it. And I can't stop laughing at 1:32 with Michael's voice over Burnie's acting lip sync. That slayed me XD
@paradise30487 жыл бұрын
what if you sneeze and then teleport into a jail cell after you rob the bank
@floppaquest49165 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Hitherto904 жыл бұрын
Or if you’ve done nothing wrong?
@websterri4 жыл бұрын
What if you are an idiot?
@wolfboy81174 жыл бұрын
@@websterri the prime example of when to use the dislike button
@websterri4 жыл бұрын
@@wolfboy8117 I did.
@GabrielCarvalho-wu9gz9 жыл бұрын
MICHAEL AGAIN, PLEASE!!!!
@MCBardOfDestiny9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars, but... Every time you wake up (in the morning, from a midday nap, etc.,) a group of 20 ducks ambushes you and they all start singing in shrill, high-pitched screeches. You cannot kill the ducks, or else you lose the money, and they sing for about 5 minutes before they leave.
@sttmangel9 жыл бұрын
3:18 dang. that's pretty crazy that they flew Michael all the way to Paris just for that shot.
@gsampson978 жыл бұрын
"it must have been gazuntite" best quote and scenario from a million dollars but
@rrobespierre9 жыл бұрын
The bleeding out one is ok if you're a careful guy, as a woman, I think it'd be a little inconvenient...
@Friendlysociopath9 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest- not liking the chances of that sneeze teleport. What good's a million dollars if I teleport somewhere I can't use it? Or worse, I teleport somewhere that kills me? 70 percent of the Earth is water- I "spawn" over the ocean I'm dead as hell unless I can sneeze on command. Same goes for spawning in like- Antartica or possibly even the middle of the desert- too risky for me bro. Fart thing? Sure, I'm good for that. Blood thing? Good for that too- so long as I recover I don't care if I lose that much blood.
@loganator019 жыл бұрын
+Friendlysociopath Use some of that million to buy pepper to keep on you at all times.
@Friendlysociopath9 жыл бұрын
Logan Lautzenhiser Or into a volcano... or a warzone... or into oncoming traffic... or just the middle of the damn sky if it's truly randon... eesh- I hate that idea.
@UnbornHeretic9 жыл бұрын
+Friendlysociopath I think it is implied you spawn somewhere on land
@Friendlysociopath9 жыл бұрын
Unborn Heretic Gotta think of the fine-print.
@gooscarguitar9 жыл бұрын
+Friendlysociopath Carry emergency ground pepper wherever you go
@flopsybun29 жыл бұрын
Welcome To the Under 301 club, may I take your order?
@TheYamyamz9 жыл бұрын
no
@raccoonrush66499 жыл бұрын
+flopsybun2 Yes hi can I get one original comment please? Hold the vinegar.
@SoulessHeretic59 жыл бұрын
+RaccoonRush lmao
@megamario64259 жыл бұрын
We need MUCH more of these videos.
@Drake_42 жыл бұрын
I love the look Michael gives when he sneezes while robbing the bank
@MurdauDumaw9 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt do any of these ever, especially the last two.
@TheYamyamz9 жыл бұрын
I'd do the first one
@_Stormfather9 жыл бұрын
You must have an easy life then
@MurdauDumaw9 жыл бұрын
c5214963 no, but the million dollars wouldn't be worth bleeding gallons of blood everywhere or being teleported to Syria when you sneeze
@_Stormfather9 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper MK-97 Just hold the sneeze
@Chris-rn9ef9 жыл бұрын
+c5214963 sneeze in your sleep
@TotalRejectEllen9 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else come back to this video to find out who they were talking about on the RT Podcast #346? (Spoiler.. It was Michael)
@Wxpert9 жыл бұрын
I immediately though of this one when burnie mentioned it
@MassiveScore9 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of these is when they lip-sync with someone else's voice
@SkipChylark9 жыл бұрын
how has geoff not been on this show yet? geoff and gavin are the kings of hypothetical questions!
@Masterown359 жыл бұрын
You guys should do an extended version of this. Like each person has their own 3 scenarios or something
@FleNikc8 жыл бұрын
GesundHeist
@beeboislove76446 жыл бұрын
Dominic F why does this not have more likes
@BldCreates9 жыл бұрын
So who is the blonde girl?
@TheYamyamz9 жыл бұрын
you
@Wolfsbane1019 жыл бұрын
+BldCreates I want to know as well....for science reasons
@Althios9 жыл бұрын
+Asher Cruz (Nero) Is that you Phil? ;) lol
@KemaTheAtheist9 жыл бұрын
+Asher Cruz (Nero) I see we have a DeFranco fan here.
@Wolfsbane1019 жыл бұрын
***** how'd you know lol
@tokenblackfriend52178 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else bothered by how Michael wipes
@lawwilliams75918 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I make a square that's like, five sheets thick first xD
@Ch4pp138 жыл бұрын
i just sit down, and wipe my butt, and flush without having to go through 20 pieces of toilet paper that just covers the edges.
@Lyricsking118 жыл бұрын
are you 2 mental he is wiping from the front!!??!?!?
@Randomlolstudios8 жыл бұрын
Didn't they mention that in a podcast?
@Shak2k116 жыл бұрын
I guess u watched the podcast then where they mentioned this
@chair56138 жыл бұрын
I can hold in my sneezes %100 of the time so I'd take that in a heartbeat.
@tommitch69599 жыл бұрын
We need more of these!!
@GamingGodEpicStyle9 жыл бұрын
2:32 Time from the front wipe podcast.
@silverz10019 жыл бұрын
A million dollars but... Instead of going to the bathroom and doing your business once or twice a day, you save it up every month and release a tsunami of absolute s**t and piss.
@silverz10019 жыл бұрын
golden eyeRA All at once :)
@silverz10019 жыл бұрын
golden eyeRA MY EYESSSS.
@100pwndragons9 жыл бұрын
+Zane Silver if only they showed suggestions at the end of the episode
@Pawc49 жыл бұрын
+Zane Silver I'd probably piss for two hours straight but I usually only take shits once a week, if that, so I don't think it would be too bad.
@100pwndragons9 жыл бұрын
***** thats kinda bad that you take a dump once a week =/
@TheTintedHalo8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I just noticed Gav's sip at 9:48
@imnotalreadytracer38676 жыл бұрын
There is no 9 48
@Maya-qo8ue7 жыл бұрын
"Could ruin your sleep schedule" pffff, YOU GUYS are ruining my sleep schedule with great and funny videos, how dare you!
@spectre1x8 жыл бұрын
still one of the best, especially because you can tell that Burnie understand immediately what Gavin meant about taking too many dumps. i think many of us know that pain
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET7 жыл бұрын
3:34 she's lonley and wet~
@computerkitsune7 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be gesundHEIST?
@Naarii147 жыл бұрын
"It must've been gesundheit" That made my night XD
@freddyfogleman49808 жыл бұрын
Burnie's face with Michael's voice is my new favorite thing
@EpicBenGuy8 жыл бұрын
You know how 20% of the population sneeze when exposed to a bright light? I sneeze twice.
@brenyatta4 ай бұрын
I love how Gavin was concerned about what Michael would come up with, then later has the scenario in which you spray out 1.5 gallons of blood everytime you bleed 😅
@Deziede9 жыл бұрын
2:54 Shoutout to "Troy Shaves his Face" :D
@kkjones17829 жыл бұрын
Bring back this series!
@IzzieHayashi6 жыл бұрын
For someone who looks so innocent it’s crazy how devious Micheal is
@youppersoon39659 жыл бұрын
Please continue this serie
@R4veZer09 жыл бұрын
Alright I'm done. The bank scene with Michael broke me hahahahaha
@abigailbryson8307 жыл бұрын
Every time Gavin took a whiff of his fart he looks like he was doing a deformed queen wave 😂
@FAMuzZle9 жыл бұрын
A million dollars but everytime someone makes a reference to a videogame, you have to relive your character's experiences from the last time you turned on your console, until your character died, all the way until you turned off your console.
@yayap529 жыл бұрын
I'd do it
@gmsh37949 жыл бұрын
Sounds amazing but what if pc gaming master race, game based on lives, a fast paced multiplayer shooter, or if I play... idk skyrim for a few hours and I don't die at all, and the console doesn't get turned off, I just switch another game in? How exactly would it work
@jacovis16904 жыл бұрын
Yo anyone who sneezes more than like 5 times in a row is having a blast
@lexiwiese71698 жыл бұрын
Imagine they're shooting a podcast and then Gavin feels he's about to sneeze and he's like OH GOD DANG GUYS IM ABOUT TO-- AHCHOO! And he's out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@morningwood74969 жыл бұрын
As a Payday heister, I approve of the last scenario.
@moms_spegetti86047 жыл бұрын
It a blessing to see sun wukong talk about farts ... a true blessing!
@evango.88749 жыл бұрын
2:35 makes Gavin's idea the most terrifying million dollars but...
@ZRovas1179 жыл бұрын
The last one could actually be a good mini-movie. X3 I'd watch that. "How to catch Gesundheit"
@Dikwili9 жыл бұрын
Took like 5 mins to stop laughing at sneeze teleport. So damn funny.