Million Dollars, But... Top 10 Funniest Scenarios

I've always wanted to make a top 10 video... so this is one, enjoy! All of this content was created by Rooster Teeth and directed by Blaine Gibson.
Rooster Teeth KZbin Channel: / roosterteeth
Million Dollars, But Playlist: • Million Dollars, But...

[@lord_azazel001]

The fact that "Hunt people who wear socks and sandals" wasn't on here was upsetting.

[@EternalAzhrei]

I came to the comment section looking for EXACTLY this. Absolute best scenario ever.

[@argent4444]

That's the first one that came to mind for me!

[@jordinagel1184]

That scenario would basically be a genocide against German and Dutch people

[@182Goalie]

"Then his ass is getting tagged!" will be one of the top 10 lines from this serious.

[@EternalAzhrei]

@@jordinagel1184 Not hunt to death, only catch and release, with tagging. = P

[@BlackSteelMagnum]

Person: "So a million dollars..." Burnie: "That's a lot of money" Person: "Lot of money"

[@bearholdensharkslux4791]

I miss Burnie's bad jokes

[@MrAir67]

4:25 when your custom character is in a cutscene.

[@JMalaby89]

How could we forget the legs bent backwards one? Absolutely classic.

[@Pixelhurricane]

clever girl

[@EthanDCash]

Yeah! A fellow Milwaukeean

[@gentlemanmadness607]

"watching your friends act like idiots is higher on you scale then the art Cinema." "I mean it has been for a long time"

[@ianbyrne465]

I really want to know what they told the bodybuilder guys "hey, do you want to get paid to push a few grown men around in a stroller, then flex for a few hours?

[@iperk03]

Puppet arms are a no-brainer for me. I'd get a million dollars AND bigger arms!

[@robertschalk9178]

Me in a stroller in a costume with hitler and watching a movie staring no one with 4 million $ sounds romantic af

[@samantharynn9683]

but... at some point, the movies you watch are going to have every role played by hitler, since you get to know him...

[@robertschalk9178]

@@samantharynn9683 does porn count as a movie :?

[@animeentranced1130]

@@robertschalk9178 yes, I'd think so. I'd go so far as to say youtube as well. I'd go so far to say any "filmed" media, youtube, twitch, instruction videos from the 80's. Anything animated you'd recognize the voice too and even stylized closer to them I would think to be consistent.

[@neptunecollie6725]

#7: “wear a mascot costume for a year” Furries: I’ll do it for free

[@tornadotaylor8956]

I just want one of the outfits they cost over 1k dollars

[@chaosXP3RT]

Yeah, but those suits get really hot and sweaty after like 4 hours. You would die if you had to be in there for a year. Not that I would know

[@neptunecollie6725]

chaosXpert you just need the head, according to when they asked about being in bed with someone

[@averygarrett9716]

My personal favorite is definitely "Milion dollars but every time you see a sponge, you are compelled to eat it."

[@JacobEHunziker]

How is the “Watching Parents Conceive You” not number 1? Absolutely hysterical

[@Drojam1]

I knew for sure the first place was going to be the Movie one, great video it’s nice being able to see the better episodes instead of a long playlist

[@FinalFirebrand]

Lifehack: Take the bet in 2019 for the mascot outfit, and never be able to leave your house for an entire year anyway!

[@MaztRPwn]

Damn, I forgot about a lot of these. Time to rewatch this series.

[@007monkeyman2]

The end of the muppet skit aged well

[@kosmic_overlord]

explain 🤔

[@scott-nd1js]

@@kosmic_overlord adam was taking nude pics at the office and they got leaked

[@kosmic_overlord]

@@scott-nd1js that's a big yikes

[@scott-nd1js]

@@kosmic_overlord ya. Adam's Magic Wand is now a reality.

[@metalbat8414]

I'd do the Hitler one 100% since you could then right a book about it as like a "Here is his mind" type deal and literally everyone would buy it

[@Liur.]

idk if you'd need the extra money, but yeah you could lol

[@metalbat8414]

@@Liur. It'd be interesting af anyways

[@shanestern1788]

You should call it "My Struggle Volume 2"

[@Aplesedjr]

Liur you would almost certainly make more than 1 million dollars from a book that is basically a biography of Hitler

[@metalbat8414]

@That sorta irish guy Would do it. I get 10 book deals instead of 1

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

Purple isn't that popular of a colour around me so okay

[@VVheeli]

Unfortunately, video games love purple.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

@@VVheeli true

[@gentlemanmadness607]

@@VVheeli but.... Do they love purple cars...... Outside of the saints row games of course.

[@rainadeer]

After watching the purple car punching, me and my sister now have a game where we punch each other as hard as we can based on who sees a purple car first. Like punch bug, but way more intense.

[@Angelon471]

Someone knew what they were doing with the bear head

[@hanshirt2953]

Now I just want everyone in achievement hunter to make a parody of the avengers endgame

[@Black_Blossom]

Hans Hirt Hell yeah I’d watch that.

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

I think they should do another, similar series called 'Million Dollars, For' where they come up with scenarioes and question each other whether they'd be willing to turn down a million dollars for various odd, funny, but potential beneficial things.

[@devistater28]

Quick checking your channel, you get popular with compilations. I'd love to watch more of these, more unknown ones. Your editing is smooth. Maybe do a top 10 rtaa for each year, that'd be great

[@Scott32297]

Thanks! I could look into an RTAA one. I'm very infrequent with videos haha. I just kind of make random things when I get inspired.

[@shadowhawke2537]

Some of these scenarios I would actually take the money

[@mryancharcoal]

I just realized how perverted one could be with the "friends being in movies" one, like that would be REALLY bad... think about it...all you would have to do is sorta know your crush or something which would be decently easy. if you don't know what I'm talking about, bless your mind. (before someone judges me, I think it would be a terrible idea)

[@fearlessmash8717]

It would be a double edge sword if you knew your mum or sister or father thou so it’s a very high risk

[@mryancharcoal]

@@fearlessmash8717 you're not wrong lol (unless you in Alabama)

[@fearlessmash8717]

:)

[@midnight4956]

I really loved the air bagged one, and the one that make you teleport by sneezing kinda makes me think the world government or secret services would be on my ass, because there would be times I’m in one place then in another country for a few minutes and rinse and repeat.

[@shadowhawke2537]

I miss these these were very funny scenarios

[@TheSeaofScience]

I love the last one, both the deal and the scenarios they acted out

[@66josephrichter]

Adams Arms definitely didn't look like that in the leaked pictures

[@Judge_Artyom]

Seeing Adam here sorta hurts. Why do bad things gotta happen?

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Judge Artyom These guys are just kind of falling apart nowadays are playing this is what happens when you put politics above entertainment

[@b.w.5828]

@@loveisanoption1 Whoa whoa whoa, what? Did I miss something?

[@oliverpullen3555]

@@charlottewalnut3118 thats some olympic level mental gymnastics lmfao. how does talking about politics every now and then make someone masterbate in their office and take pictures of it? Absolute Trog

[@loveisanoption1]

@@b.w.5828 Oof. Yeah. So, I don't know as much about the Adam situation but what I know about the Ryan one is that he used his position in AH to manipulate fans into exchanging nudes, sexting, and actual sex with him.

[@icecreamisnice117]

Oberstruhmfuhrer Schrodinger There’s literally nothing political about what happened with Adam. Unless you think utilising your position as an influencer to groom young fans should be a topic of political debate...

[@nathanielsmith5976]

Ones I would definitely do: Chicken Costume Hitler Bodybuilder strolling me around Movies

[@evanjones2059]

I feel like watching porn could get really weird really fast with that last one.

[@comment2122]

Really weird orrrrr every fantasy you've ever wanted 🥴

[@bowmin1]

@@comment2122 Your parents and the ugly next door neighbor. Your significant other and your best friend. Etc. It honestly seems very dangerous for your mental health.

[@comment2122]

@@bowmin1 most people think about people they're interested in sexually at some point depending on how vivid your imagination is it can basically be like your own porn I assume you'd be able to tell who of the people you know are in the porn instead of it randomly choosing people you know when the video starts so you can literally just... Not watch porn with people you don't want... Ya know like how choosing porn goes now

[@brandonmulryan1522]

Would love puppet arms

[@extreme_primus6884]

Its just the best one

[@varangiangaming7178]

Technical loophole with the purple car, if you don't want to punch another person you can punch yourself since you are in fact the closest person to you.

[@caesarin0]

I mean.....no? You aren't the person closest to you, because you aren't close to you, because you're *you*

[@varangiangaming7178]

@@caesarin0 fair enough

[@lightsaber230]

It’s so weird seeing Adam and Ryan knowing what’s happened

[@thijswouters]

Haven't been watching RT for a few years, just some Funhaus every now and then. What's are you referring to?

[@Lukania]

@@thijswouters there was a scandal involving leaks with both of them and they've been fired.

[@thijswouters]

@@Lukania I've been reading up on it.. that's fucked up man. I've always enjoyed their online personality but abusing your power/fame like that is fucked up. Especially when your married.

[@ExternusArmy]

Thijs Wouters, nobody abused their power or fame. Adam got catfished and the chick Ryan was talking to admitted she enjoyed the thought of being a “homewrecker” and liked the status that came with sleeping with a male member of AH.

[@thijswouters]

@@ExternusArmy they used their platform to get in contact with these people and willingly cheated on their partners. If you don't see anything wrong with that, that's on you

[@FrozenShadow007]

Really miss these

[@MrCyaniede]

6:43 the person giving the prompt has such a nice voice

[@m1ssw1z61]

2:29 That hasn't aged well...

[@andrewgarcha3618]

I’m so disappointed in Adam, it just hurts.

[@m1ssw1z61]

13:32 hasn't aged well either...

[@dorothynelson-nutt3670]

My #1 favorite is the snail constantly gunning for you

[@Madbull29]

Nice SIms music!

[@sarahcohen6628]

Where’s the Mr. Blobby one? That one’s freaking hilarious

[@michaelsemon4741]

One of the last series I kept up with before dropping off

[@playerzero7890]

“it’s never as good

[@chrism9540]

Bruh, when the arm that pulled down Gavin's bear costume had Adam's tattoo.... that hit hard....

[@Ekkaisara]

The first one is honestly my favorite one of all time

[@RexusprimeIX]

The purple car thing is LITERALLY the same game that kids in Sweden play (I don't know if other countries do this). Basically, if you see a yellow car, you have to call out "Yellow car!" and then punch your friend/family/literally anyone that you know who's next to you.

[@Chikorita2Chante]

We do this in Norway.

[@josephmort4039]

I feel like Michael is going to die unfulfilled if he never gets to run an actual heist.

[@Mussie099]

Movies with friends just seems like it would be more awesome than anything

[@tornadotaylor8956]

5:13 well no more family reunions for me

[@callumhall99]

The production value 😳

[@The4j1123]

11:34 I would take this one in a heartbeat. Muscle dude and I would become sick friends, chatting about life as we ride down to McDonalds. No one would fuck with me either because I'm always next to my ripped friend.

[@JLC4LIFE]

I have seasonal allergies and hold a record of sneezing 36 times in a row. That would be a crazy ride loll!!!

[@jackstrawful]

A billion dollars but you have to endure every million dollar scenario simultaneously.

[@Gwolf303]

I'd take the movie one too. It lasts for a few years sure but hey it gives me an excuse to rewatch a lot of movies and see what happens. (I wonder if it includes animation.)

[@soursyrup6065]

I miss this...

[@icey984]

Good to see Bernie ....

[@owendiaram3870]

A million dollars but now you have a Big Daddy from Bioshock as your personal guardian. Just like in the games, the Big daddy doesn't really care about you, It's just protecting you; there may be moments where it does show affection to you or become more friendly but it will still be rather apathetic to anything like family troubles or divorces. Anyone who gets too close to you are seen as a threat and will be dealt with.

[@Tostky]

Purple cars is amazing

[@awsomesaragirl]

I've always wondered how the casting call for these looks

[@elfiefromangelcity6142]

I miss this show.

[@doodledevore4374]

I'd do the costume one, and the sneezing one, and Bodybuilder stroller. 3 million here we go!

[@axelkusanagi4139]

"It must've been Gesundheit!"

[@emanuelsosa6037]

Yoooo ATX! Mueller Park 11:41

[@AwesomeNerdification]

the one where they have an alter ego to spend their money killss me

[@iainkilcar7463]

I love gavin's style of narration is just completely lacking in drama

[@readable1019]

The airbag one is a solid yes, Just jump really hard on the ground and fly. If you fall down you just bounce again

[@iano1812]

I was shocked that the red light one wasn't on here

[@cv_290]

Burnie runs like my grandfather. lol

[@dillonlavelle2634]

Rip Ryan

[@humbletreestump8134]

Puppet arms and movies friends is still the best

[@qnteban]

i'd absolutely do the airbag one. in the morning i just jump off the roof and bounce to work

[@_Sloppyham]

I would totally take the last one

[@tomstech4390]

"...So she's lonely and wet" Where do I sign up?

[@ArchivesofCybertron]

No Raptor Legs!? Awww...

[@mattneese8571]

Million dollars... would you take the money? #10: Yes. Purple cars are rare where I am, this wouldn't really effect me. #9: No. I don't think that it's worth it. #8 No. I couldn't do it. #7 HECK YES! It's a lot of money and, like Gavin said, it's only a year. #6 Absolutely not. The wording is "anytime you SAW someone attractive." Not only is that a lot of vomit, but it doesn't have a limit. You could see someone attractive, look away (get sorted), look again, and vomit again. No. #5 Probably not? It would make it hard to live with people and if he was able to narrate my thoughts that would be a problem, so no. #4 I would do it. Like number 7, it's only twelve times and it would be a good chance to learn some history. #3 Nope. Agree completely with Michael, convenient sometimes, inconvenient most times. #2 No. Yes, it's only a year, but if he is wheeling you around literally everywhere your muscles are going to be incredibly atrophied by the end. Honorable Mention: Yes, that sounds amazing. #1 Yes please! That would be amazing!

[@Baby_Foxx]

he said 1 year once a month go on a date with hitler and i screamed yes how could they say no to such and easy and interesting one

[@hazelgrace5760]

That’s a lot of money

[@jacobfriday7344]

I'd do the purple car one no doubt, purple cars really aren't that common

[@andrewfletcher8384]

What about the one with the assassin snail

[@tango8348]

i always imagined me sneezing myself to the bottom of the Marianas trench or the tip of Everest, in swim trunks (spelling lmao)

[@loganwestfall6290]

I'm surprised Mr. Blobby was not on this list. (Though he is more terrifying than funny.)

[@emmikay7387]

Me hearing #6: Me, an asexual: Laughs in a million dollars

[@AmusedAce]

Saame

[@lynnor9435]

Liam Hardy no u

[@kalypsia]

@Liam Hardy Nah we're winning actually

[@Endermanlys]

@Liam Hardy I don’t see how not feeling like having sex with anyone is a sign of failed genetics

[@Endermanlys]

@Liam Hardy Perhaps but let’s not forget to take into account that *some* asexuals will still have sex if prompted to, they just don’t initiate. Also, I’d argue that the “sex drive” is more instinct than genetics, since “genes” are inherited traits. Also, my main problem with you is that you’re being quite rude about the whole thing.

[@Logan-lr8df]

Interesting fact hitler had a gay best friend

[@bobstinker2074]

2:25 Muppet Adam goes to his wife "You should probably get checked for gonnorrhea"

[@SPNDAT]

This is basically people who animate stories or podcast clips but with real people

[@pielos0397]

i think Barbara wearing a diaper is my new kink XD

[@XTheCrystalBeastGuyX]

Here's one my friends said they'd never take even if it was 10 million. You get 10 Million Dollars, but every time you use profanity, Captain America will appear, throw his shield at you, and yell "LANGUAGE!"

[@indiegala281]

You would die if you cuss once

[@meifestonature]

Only the honourable mention was Gavin :O

[@masterchief8726]

*That's a lot of money*

[@chuck7024]

My favourite is gavin not actually drinking the wine.

[@EVERYTYME]

Merch guy?!?!

[@derekmoon7215]

That guy in the wheelchair is actually the crippled son in breaking bad. Feel old yet?

[@t10n0hnjevkul4]

5:03 that’s called Mongolian erectile dysfunction disease bruh

[@Yumlordo]

Of that Ryan one didn't age well

[@tj4280]

Narrator win win

[@DforDenmark]

I hope the pug sitting next to hitler is a Count Dankula reference

[@mugenthainfinite8096]

A weird thought for the hitler question. Is hitler the age he was when he died or just like closer to the date recipient's age. I'd be down with dating young hitler for a million dollars, but I couldn't if he was old

[@Lancersilva]

I wanna do the airbag one but I play too much airsoft

[@josuesandoval3599]

I mess Bernie

[@A_Spatchula]

Does anyone know the violin piece between the scenarios?

[@Scott32297]

It's from the first Sims game and the song is called "Buy Mode 1". I really love the music from that game.

[@utoobguy3041]

a million dollars but once a week for the next 2 years u have to stare at a clock for 8 hours in a blank soundproof room. no phone no book just u and a clock for 8 hours.

[@indys1667]

bold of you to assume I dont just do that already

[@tinydaemon8363]

That's about $9615 per shift of insanity, once a week. Hell yes I'm doing that