Milton Jones Live at the Palladium 19/10/14

[@steveback9010]

I wanna talk". "Just keep practising". Love it!

[@rick5793]

Simple and clean comedy he's just refreshing to listen to and watch. PROOF that you don't need to be vulgar to be funny.

[@shimmeister1062]

What I like about Milton, is not only is he very funny but he actually has the balls to get up and say his material. He knows some of it's basic, corny and almost child like but it works. A lot of comedians try to be too cutting edge and topical. Milton is a legend.

[@LukeAllenFilm]

shimmeister1062 yes, and he doesn’t rely on expletives and crude jokes

[@simonpowell2559]

Childish is often good.

[@simonpowell2559]

Yes defo. He's often childish, but also very clever. But most of all he really makes me laugh, more than most comedians. Well that's my theory. Thanks for reply.

[@simonpowell2559]

@Donald Tramp Mr Tramp. I am so flattered with your reply an all. With those big White Hose and thing. I wondered if you have a joke for us all.?

[@simonpowell2559]

He's bloody ace.

[@heli-crewhgs5285]

Milton Jones & Tim Vine are my two favourite comedians.

[@darthmarticusLFC]

Add in Stewart Francis and Gary Delaney!

[@onkelmarvin8360]

A lot of thought has gone into his material............he`s just brilliant. His delivery is amazing too...............

[@peterg6677]

Brilliant comedian, funny, very intelligent comedy who doesn't need to swear to be hilarious

[@damienkilloran1622]

Milton preformed at my birthday party a couple of years ago, my family all said it would be a complete shambolics, turned out to be a real......ly good night.

[@annother3350]

You really talk shambolics sometimes

[@biggusdickus5986]

Performed, not preformed, well he was technically preformed l suppose, but YOU know what l mean 😂

[@biggusdickus5986]

Usually sarf londoners say preformed instead of the correct performed.

[@johnmjones1604]

Iv heard all these and they still make me laugh

[@foubrat777]

The last joke is both a callback and the third of a rule of three. A very well-crafted set with an importantly strong end.

[@biggusdickus5986]

OK Dr Killjoy 😋

[@noslohcinkin]

oh god, I just had to pause it, hurt my ribs, tears and phlegm comin' out Milton, you is de man, man.

[@eddyriley2055]

simple and entertaining, what comedy should be.

[@Voicist]

That pirate joke is ingenious and brave - what would he do if the audience didn't say "aaah"?

[@rafaeljohns9880]

They were encouraged to do so.. they were all in time with one another. Started and ended together. That's not an accident

[@MasterSkulduggery]

They weren't encouraged to do so. Its typical British panto culture when someone says something sad you saw awh. Its just ingrained in the culture thats why they all did it.. it was an interesting idea, but wrong.

[@zachpaterson2585]

He does have other variations he can use to save/continue the joke. If they laugh he can say hyenas and if they clap he can say seals

[@mikefule330]

@@crazyintrovertt-girl67 In corny old pirate films, pirates all have west country accents and keep saying, "Arrrr!"

[@danwic]

We need more Milton Jones lol.

[@simonpowell2559]

" my grandad died while spieing from the atick. I would like to think he was still looking down on us!"

[@dallasreid7755]

x (from Andre)

[@silvershadowjsh]

He’s such a delight

[@tongsifu1128]

Very clever humour! Quality!

[@aydiemouulugun5595]

What a legend x

[@adamharding7718]

I love it when he repeats the theme of a previous joke and he then he pauses so the audience takes a second to realise 🤣 like with the shampoo and shamrock🤣

[@romeovcode7559]

😂Milton.... always funny, and the puns🙌

[@skay5585]

The bullying pirate joke tho.

[@MarioPastranaGameDev]

They said arrrr when he got bullied

[@ljdgooners9041]

Milton Jones is brilliant! It was a great joke! Just like all the others! The king of one liners! His timing is perfect too! One of the greatest!

[@EvilTwin123]

His materiall is both basic and yet unexpected. And it's not swears and dirty jokes either. My other grandfather...

[@simonpowell2559]

My other grandfather...

[@colinmacfarlane6838]

This guy is brilliant should be filling arenas 😅

[@gazjones7105]

Got hair like goku! Rofl love milton

[@alexandercaskie1245]

I've heard a lot of these on Mock the Week, but it is still as good.

[@kevintrace5396]

Milton is brill no more said

[@mucusmayhem1118]

It was real pain 😁

[@waynemitchell1076]

Milton needs to go on an episode of WILTY 😎

[@danjsilve]

Love his triple threat jokes.

[@SpiritmanProductions]

Any students in? ...

[@adebanner190]

Too funny for words.Legend

[@johndoeadeer2712]

That is just funny 👅 Timing is perfect

[@lonnwy]

I think that I want to marry milton jones because he is funny, xxxx

[@kevintrace5396]

Why isn't Milton noticed on TV he's brill wa a funny clever man he's got it all

[@briancox9357]

He's been on telly quite a lot, eg Mock the Week

[@briancox9357]

He's been on telly quite a lot, eg Mock the Week

[@mustafa1name]

Shampoo, shamrocks, champagne: fakirs never expected to hear that! 😄

[@darthmarticusLFC]

After the second sham joke I knew it was gonna be champagne at the end 😂

[@ManuelMangani]

What a comic!

[@beartastic-ftw]

.. turns out it was real funny!

[@terranceparsons5185]

Its my Fanta seeeeee! 😂😂😂😂

[@larryeisenberg1895]

Milton knows how to take a funny one of idea, and milk it quite a few times over the course of his routines!

[@malcolmbryant]

At the end, why does the host walk onto the stage backwards?

[@GrahameGould]

To be amusing.

[@sweiland75]

I didn't get the first joke.

[@lmmayer8770]

Andrex - toilet roll.

[@casbot71]

Yeh, I'm not British* and it's not a brand here, so I just googled _Andre_ (using voice recognition cause I'm slightly dislexic) and then just added _x_ to the end. *It's only sold in Britain and Hong Kong under that name… it's Kleenex in a lot of markets, although it has a bunch of different names in individual European countries, not that it's getting exportedv there much these days…

[@lmcgregoruk]

@@casbot71 We get Kleenex in Britain, but it's the tissue paper, for blowing your nose, seems like Andrex over there is called Cottonelle(Under the Kleenex brand)

[@johnwilliams3004]

Please could someone explain the Welshman Fantasy joke for me? I get Fanta but what does the -sy bit mean?

[@MonaichFother]

1:28 Some Welsh peoples accents mean they say "See" at the end of every sentence. So "This is my fantasy" could be 'translated' to "This is my Fanta see"" Fanta is the name of a fizzy orange juice in the UK. HTH

[@johnwilliams3004]

Thanks :D

[@petermcnallt12pm]

stick to making your soundtracks John Williams, THAT you excel at!

[@interestedbystander196]

@@petermcnallt12pm Mr Williams might come up with a fantastic Fanta Fantasy in C, see.

[@SidneyBroadshead]

*_Sunday Night at the Palladium_* (S1, Ep6; OCT 19, 2014) London Palladium Theatre Host: Rob Bryden Performers: Neil Diamond, Paloma Faith, Texas, Milton Jones, Daniel Sloss.

[@DoMw94]

*Brydon

[@AlanRodgersTrig666]

Had he wet himself or is that just poor lighting?

[@tonywright8302]

Oh dear

[@simon-rl6wd]

its ok milton. my name is not andre... its dure

[@kerushun]

Can someone please explain the Andre joke

[@MonaichFother]

In Britain Andrex is a brand of toilet paper. So if you end a message with 'Andre x' then your signing off with that. :D

[@kerushun]

@@MonaichFother ahhh makes sense!

[@amarqpr]

Sham... LOL

[@lonnwy]

Oops I really shouldn't watch the same show twice because I know all the jokes already xxxx

[@ylimenoswad4907]

Use

[@Weirdo0258]

I didn't get the cowboy hat joke....

[@paulirving9656]

deputy

[@RichardBellars]

Deputy head

[@tee2899]

You'd expect him to be Deputy head, Milton instead said Mr Brown

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

I hope his grandfathers are ok. He didn't say.

[@majorserg]

I didn't get the joke about the guy with a cowboy hat

[@MonaichFother]

Traditionally British schools are run by a Headmaster usually known as "The head", the second in charge is usually a Deputy Headmaster and the crowd presumed the punchline was going to be "The deputy" as in Sherrif's Deputy like in the USA but he said Mr Brown which was probably his name.

[@majorserg]

@@MonaichFother Great! Thank you

[@neponsetriver]

I don't get the first joke about 'Andre', but I think I got the others.

[@MonaichFother]

Andrex is a toilet paper brand here in the UK :)

[@madbuddha2077]

aah ok thanks

[@brucemercer7753]

Love this guy but his opening joke here I do not get. 2nd time hearing it. Why is it funny? I'm thinking it may be lost in translation for me. The joke is if your name is Andre don't end your texts with a kiss Please explain it to me.

[@bazcuda]

Andrex is a brand of toilet paper

[@brucemercer7753]

@@bazcuda lol Thanks I never would have figured that one out. Never heard of that brand.

[@jonkerr4014]

Andre. A kiss? I dont get it.

[@ikvangalen6101]

4 minutes only? You can make a living out of thát??

[@smiggy5768]

Anyone else Google 'Lost medieval servant boy'?

[@clickrick]

404 people did.

[@simeonbaumel7293]

@@clickrick Count me in as 405

[@simeonbaumel7293]

Yes, they serfed the net.

[@manuellopez1956]

If people find this unfunny it's because: 1. They don't get it 2. They get it but have no sense of humour

[@DanTheDangerousePig]

manuellopez1956 2 should be silent laugjing

[@gamleskalle1]

They dont know English, are deaf or dead.

[@adammc2339]

17 scousers hahah

[@Bi773n]

in texas they threw shambulls at me. turns out it was real bulls.

[@annother3350]

I don't know which is worse. Shambles is a pile of animal guts

[@robinsmith5442]

I read he's an evangelical Christian

[@joeschmoe21]

And probably the only Evangelical Christian who is witty, intelligent and smart.

[@biggusdickus5986]

​@@joeschmoe21hey,.. You never met me. 😮😅

[@biggusdickus5986]

I offered to bring Haggis to Burns night, but the victims said they preferred ointment and bandages.😊

[@swboxing]

Clapping after each joke is a virus that has entered British comedy these days.

[@TheMattBlossom]

Clapping jokes, whatever next

[@davidedwards3361]

I presume a lot of people laugh at these events because he's supposed to be a comedian and therefor is supposed to be funny so they are obliged to laugh, but some of them go overboard. I got the jokes, but didn't need to laugh uproariously. (actually, I didn't even need to smile).

[@clickrick]

Try going to see him live on stage. The experience is somewhat different from the one you get sitting on your own at home looking at a computer screen.

[@MichaelHill-we7vt]

maybe its because you dont have a sense of humour?

[@1xolivia2]

comedian ?really

[@annother3350]

One of the finest

[@daltonw4141]

I'm so confused. Is the laughter staged or did they really find this funny? I have been watching comedy videos for hours and laughing hysterically...but this...it didn't even make me smile. I'm not trying to be a hater, I just genuinely don't understand it. Is he a troll and the irony of the unfunny jokes supposed to be funny?

[@jamessteven711]

Are ypu American? If so so no American actually knows what comedy is... Big bang theory.... Two broke girls... There hasn't been anything funny comming put of the US for years, too dumbed down x Milton Jones is a genius .. Only intelligent people will ever get or understand the humour.... Go back to watching th shite the US produces.. Up next Justin Bieber is the top us comedian because the US media says so.....

[@daltonw4141]

I find some British comedy funny. Jimmy Carr is one of my top 5 favorites. He's INCREDIBLY offensive sometimes, but he is so quick witted, that I can't help but love his style. There are several British comedians that are SO much better than this Milton guy. Frankie Boyle, John Cleese, Steven Fry are all British comedians that I actually enjoy watching. But this Milton guy is tough to watch without falling asleep. I feel like to be considered a great comedian, you have to tell jokes that don't pander to 5-year olds. *haaa haaa HAAAAA* (Jimmy Carr laugh)

[@jeremyhowell7975]

It's a collection of completely random one-liners. It's quite an old-fashioned style of comedy. He does it well with his blank face and slightly paranoid eyes

[@malcolmbryant]

John Cleese -- posh twat bout as funny as toothache; Stephen Fry ditto.

[@jamessteven711]

melancholiac exactly.... Intelligence lacking

[@davidedwards3361]

I'm sure if I watch enough of his videos, I will eventually find a joke to laugh at. But it wasn't this video.

[@1xolivia2]

crap

[@annother3350]

Nah

[@magicdaddystrength]

dude isnt funny

[@Kulgur]

I didn't get the cowboy hat joke.

[@bazcuda]

Deputy Head 😂