MINECRAFT BOOTLEGS ARE AWFUL.

NOTHING COULD PREPARE ME FOR THIS LEVEL OF PAIN. Today I revisited some of the terrible Minecraft knockoffs I used to play as a kid, and let me tell you it was BAD... Not as painful as when I tried to win Hypixel bedwars with just a pickaxe, but I still lost a small piece of my soul today...
Twitter: / therealsquiddo
Discord: / discord
Many thanks to my friend CupBee for doing the subtitles. / thecupbee

[@Squiddo]

Disclaimer the Terraria part is sarcasm, I'm mocking the people who say it's a copy :) I love Terraria

[@zaimy5779]

knew that ngl

[@sterilized]

TERRARIA IS SO POGCHAMP

[@bruhify9698]

👌

[@henimarlina8915]

Ok

[@Nishida-kun]

@@sterilized i agree

[@bee1643]

"why are there physics?" *A question I ask myself everyday*

[@nutanhattewar5873]

No replies?

[@heavenlydusk]

@@nutanhattewar5873 yes until now

[@rxxlski]

@@heavenlydusk lol

[@CHRONE_GRIPS]

Thanks issac newton

[@jonpasse1610]

Same

[@ComicalRealm]

Minecraft: Try Terraria Terraria: Try Minecraft Players: wAr WaR War waR wAr wAR WAr

[@thatreallycooluser9663]

Yes

[@mimiqtt]

*war.*

[@a_normalbacon5510]

i play both

[@thatreallycooluser9663]

@@a_normalbacon5510 good

[@zol4996]

Whats calamity mod? :)

[@Shifsabre]

That one before Terraria genuinely was minecraft classic. The file is small and unprotected, so it wasn't hard to decompile and repost.

[@arcticcirclesystem3576]

I'm pretty sure they just used an . ~Red

[@kailer9839]

Squiddo: *speaks spanish* That guy: "oui" *ah yes a man of culture*

[@NicolARark]

As a spanish person i can confirm

[@dendilyjavadevs2486]

*french*

[@Jaja-gamer]

VIVE LE PAIN ET LE FROMAGE

[@ehpotatoes]

I didn’t think in my life I would hear “Oh my god there’s *PHYSICS”* In such a fearful way

[@Nugcon]

you clearly haven't gone to a school

[@zalmon3872]

I'm convinced this vid is just an excuse for squiddo to flex their terraria world

[@Squiddo]

U caught me lol

[@OptimistSen]

Bruuhhhhhh

[@ButtonRinser]

@@Squiddo so it is

[@ghosteaaa7949]

Was a pretty pog Terraria world ngl I always die immediately

[@salma_dalma6127]

@@mythreeboys5059 I didnt even under stand that-

[@RAEIKO3]

the sad thing about this video is that i've played half of the games shown in this video.

[@empty9516]

lol

[@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927]

i-.

[@mimiqtt]

@@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927 *finish your sentence*

[@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927]

@@mimiqtt *i can’t remember it*

[@GinyuForceOfficial]

Plottwist: he finished his sentence

[@lamenwatch1877]

5:25 I wonder what 9-year-old Squiddo (who was terrified of Herobrine) would think if she looked into the future and saw her grown-up self making these random nonchalant Herobrine jokes?

[@lxvermusic660]

I’m 1 late year late I know but are you a hater? And she’s not even a 9 yr old. SHE SOUNDS LIKE A ADULT, and if this was a joke, just use the reddit joke thing on me.

[@lamenwatch1877]

@@lxvermusic660 I know she's an adult. It's been a year since I watched it, but I'm pretty sure she said that she was afraid of Herobrine when she was nine. What I was saying was, I wonder what her past self (a kid) would have thought if she saw this video by her current self (an adult).

[@sporeham1674]

​@@lxvermusic660Nah this isn't a whoosh moment, you just can't read bro

[@lxvermusic660]

@@lamenwatch1877 oooh ok but do you really think I’m seriou-

[@lxvermusic660]

@@sporeham1674 “you can’t just read bro” how tf did I read right now then also, how is it not that obvious it was a joke-

[@zaimy5779]

“This game is playable but that does not mean i enjoy it” -Squiddo 2021

[@hnakdn]

48 seconds ago Nice

[@kocanutLIVE]

You mean 73.4K subscribers?

[@4pky338]

@@kocanutLIVE you mean 73.7k?

[@zaimy5779]

growing rapidly

[@kocanutLIVE]

@@4pky338 god shes gaining subs so fast

[@jefwhoisskeppysopposite8702]

"Is that L'Manburg?" *draws in the walls and stuff and points to the boy in green with the caption "Tubbo"*

[@memoryarchivee]

0:48 When you play minecraft for more that 6 years: P H Y S I C S

[@crazycanyon3028]

6:07 this is actually an official version of Minecraft you could play on browzer

[@velocivoid7974]

“I just hope this doesn’t steal my credit card information...” *terraria music starts playing* *”whot the hell is this”*

[@KittyOwl99]

"I am a normal human. This is my body and I did not steal it" - Squiddo XD

[@secondtrymagic626]

Unlike mine, which is totally stolen.

[@madinsomniac5765]

@@secondtrymagic626 inseart nearvous monkey meme here

[@jayliste5486]

literally going deaf from listening to worldcraft music: USE YOUR TWITCH PRIME!!

[@picklechips7181]

8:45 dude I miss the “off-camera mining” that was mcyt in the old days. gaaahh the nostalgia!

[@thatonetopeka]

Funfact:The one minecraft where she screamed "COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!" is actually official and made by minecraft lol

[@endervoir]

Wait fr?? If you're joking please don't woosh me

[@thatonetopeka]

@@endervoir i'm not joking lol, mojang had remade minecraft classic on browsers for the 10th anniversary of minecraft

[@endervoir]

@@thatonetopeka D A M N that was both cool and a really dumb idea- Well at least people dont have to buy minecraft if it's in browser.

[@kingpanguan]

@@endervoir it's early alpha

[@AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHWBSMSJRNAMSFH]

Steve in the thumbnail really said: 🧍🏻

[@Lovetodraw69]

😂👏

[@darthmauve]

@Steve real steve from minceraft

[@render3987]

Nobody Every person when they play games other than minecraft: *why is there physics??!?*

[@someone.1184]

wHy iS tHeRe wOrLd gEnERaTiON

[@purpleflowers8723]

So true

[@Zombiehunter2_0]

7:00 That's Classic . minecraft . com, and it was made for Minecraft's tenth anniversary. It's basically a recreation mojang made of classic minecraft

[@a_shinypotato]

5:18 the first thing I thought was "Tax fraud of 87??"

[@Gl1tchWave]

"The government has been after me since 1987" The Squiddo behind the slaughter?

[@megamichael4021]

Dead meme

[@Gl1tchWave]

@@megamichael4021 that meme isn't dead, it always comes back ;)

[@megamichael4021]

@@Gl1tchWave i seriously never heard it for months

[@candleconsumers]

@@megamichael4021 shhhhhhh

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

@@megamichael4021 I don't think you got the joke. It was a reference to the fact that Afton (the purple guy) says "I always come back" as his catchphrase in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator

[@miserableghandi7960]

"Don't you love it when you jump and your chest goes through your eyes?" *Anime Girls Intensifies*

[@adrianbss3627]

0_0

[@ghosteaaa7949]

yeah uh

[@miserableghandi7960]

Holy shi I forgot I commented this, sorry

[@Nils_61]

Squiddo:*joins the brazilian vc* Their Brazilian subscribers:so you have choosen... _summoning me_

[@istanbulsengoraskdedig]

Whomst has summoned the almighty one

[@B3_04]

Eae :)

[@AlcorDipper]

O p a

[@vish_kk1620]

Mds quanto br KKKKK

[@barbaraujo3811]

O I F A M I L

[@nyyctoph1liaa]

Its always nice when your watching horror/creepy stuff and you come here to squiddo because y’know squiddo always makes everything better. *not me saying what i just did because i cant take horror stuff but i watch it anyway*

[@migiboo579]

4:04 it's skid but really realistic and creepy (if you don't know who skid is he's from spooky month)

[@ItalyTordy]

I found you today, you are a fantastic and entertaining KZbinr, I don't get why only your animated videos have many views, you are literally the best, keep being fantastic

[@SophiaMayflower]

She played the OFFICIAL classic Minecraft version though, Mojang uploaded it to it's own website. Now, how CrazyGames got ahold of that version is a mystery to me. I think Mojang just gave the old version away, so at least people wanting to play "Free Minecraft" can play the online classic version instead. 6:14

[@superboi_Gaming]

0:33 ITS THE SAME GAME WHERE YOU PRESS Y TO SPAWN DEER- -yahiamice

[@tomironemon1937]

You want a functional "knockoff" game? Play mini world block art, it's great.

[@CynoGriffon]

"Today in this video we coded it so that we're playing Minecraft but it's not really Minecraft. This video was a lot of fun..."

[@TheMaskAvenger]

She's like the female version of Tommyinnit

[@adrianbss3627]

indeed

[@penguin6080]

deedni

[@TheDamnedSnail]

r34 go brr

[@mudkiporsomething9755]

it's called british

[@wennie4447]

No swearing do

[@sapiensaurus6320]

Girl, I just found you and actually enjoyed your content. Very funny and very original, you have a new sub! Also, your Spanish is pretty good! I could swear you're Spanish-speaker (unless ... you are)

[@NicolARark]

im spanish 😳

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

1:03 cursed in minecraft, normal in real life edit: ok, normal for the most part, trees don't just crumble wtf

[@georgeizkool]

Squiddo: calling terraria A Minecraft copy Minecraft and terraria: We are best friends

[@raxanimations7215]

Your editing is really funny I hope you will reach 100k subscribers soon

[@damnrefrigerator107]

We all know everykid got in to this experience

[@shrimpenjoyer]

I played some along time ago when I didn’t have Minecraft

[@pikachupr929]

Squiddo: Speaks spanish* Me, a Mexican: Me gust a el pan con mantequilla :,)

[@localgirll]

I liked the bread with butter

[@YuriGD958]

OH FUDGE HERE COMES "Steve" GOTTA RUN

[@nityaa8830]

I clicked faster than James Charles could say “Hey sisters”

[@anthonyanimationz3920]

How is this so frickin funny -clap- -clap- earned a like

[@wafflearegood]

you said this in a lin-n video

[@nityaa8830]

@@wafflearegood ok?

[@Poppylo29]

James Charles is quaking.

[@the_ultimatesweet]

Someone: Hey what's the worst thing in minecraft? Me: P H Y S I C S

[@espresso8119]

*L'manburg?* *I'M SORRY?-* I-

[@DubJesus]

lmao i used to play so many knockoffs in my phone

[@creamie044]

Damn bro, i feel the pain ;-;

[@UiltmoTag]

I did a mlp one and it's was bad

[@RAE_RAEisgay]

4:54 Me: *laughing my head off at the shadow* Squiddo: "I like this one! This one's nice! :D" Me: Omg-- PFFT OMG BAHAHAHAHA 😂

[@icaughtacaseofthesillies]

2:01 he's just standing there.... MENACINGLY

[@retroruin4917]

because I haven't seen anyone say anything about it, the classic minecraft thing that was literally straight minecraft is ripped from an actual website mojang has that you can play that version of minecraft on, so it pretty much just is minecraft

[@nekurokundesu]

"This is just a ripoff Minecraft" Me a Terrarian and a Minecrafter: Ouch, my heart, my soul, it hurts, even if youre joking lol xD

[@jelduro28]

smae

[@SickAndMeanSAM]

claim your "here before 1 hour ticket here" you don't have to like it to claim it, just see it

[@onionrings5362]

claimed just in time

[@Vivi_vena]

Just in time

[@humanposer6433]

Ah shite Im 10 minutes late arent I?

[@Vivi_vena]

@@humanposer6433 did it say 1 hour. If it did then your fine

[@BlueEngland]

(claims ticket) Lol i'm late f*ck you

[@harikrishnankalyana1047]

6:41 that’s not a ripoff it’s an official thing from 2010!

[@empireofnervania]

Terraria:Check Minecraft :D Minecraft:Check Terraria Too :D Squiddo:Unfortunately history wont see it as that way

[@antaresaristo7714]

Squiddo: *game that sents from my friend* Me:Oh that's not Minecraft, that's survival game. Kinda like Minecraft

[@pogkakuna3429]

2:14 Those are obviously the vape clouds

[@sat_boi_nickxboi]

7:23 *TERRARIA?!*

[@sat_boi_nickxboi]

NO RIPOFF! FRIEND OF MINECRAFT!

[@Svvnaa]

@@sat_boi_nickxboi its sarcasm

[@Apexraptor2000]

I didn’t know this was new from 11 minutes ago LOL

[@pleasegoawaydude]

"if you have a house made out of leaves..." Ah, yes, Will Navidson, the Minecraft Lets-Player.

[@-tyler-3200]

squiddo: THIS IS LITERALLY MINECRFAT STEVE!!!! me: but you made it..

[@anthonydustgaming5956]

6:36 Mmm yes, Minecraft Classic looks like a rip off.

[@dropfish3109]

She knows it wasn’t a rip off. She thought it was a rip off because it was on the website, although it did come from an official website copied over to another website.

[@bongja0902]

5:50 it's funny how there is a MrBeast video

[@helloworld5555]

Fun Fact: The People That Made Minecraft & Terraria are friends

[@ellianabelcher9178]

0:47 “WHY IS THERE PHYSICS?!” THATS SO CURSED” well, life ya know...an-and yeah... Lol

[@AleAbobra]

3:24 i'm Brazilian, have i been summoned?

[@user-kf1dk9qu6u]

7:33 lol its terraria 😂

[@deoumeon]

5:34 squiddo are u ok? wait r u even squiddo- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@_maximus_prime_]

That last one was such a blatant rip-off

[@Nuclei_Breaddo4]

"dont you love when your chest goes trough your eyes" "i love this that : )"

[@Nuclei_Breaddo4]

NOPE I DIDN'T WANT "THIS"

[@Mr.Skyler]

9:19 i understood EVERYTHING and also nice teasin skills

[@freak_of_autism6530]

“There no Summon de-“ *enters the far lands 2*

[@wowitscoldout1119]

"really sketchy .exe file" * Loads up terraria * Sldjsksl I cant

[@a_person7815]

7:36 Minecraft.EXE be looking better than I last saw 😂

[@insert_artist_here532]

3:32 Moon’s big (I’m stupid I know I thought it was funny)

[@Tripp-y9b]

I love that hermitcraft reference

[@bryncolin]

100k! Congratulations!! :>

[@sophviii]

“Is that L’Manburg?” BAHAH-

[@iplayernojoke8219]

7:53 ik its a joke but im getting angy

[@Cyber_N-7660]

Same, I'm glad it was just a joke

[@3screem7112]

9:20 😂😂😂

[@imranlovesmusic]

squidy: since 1987! fnaf and dsaf fans: *R I S E*

[@awesomespiritcat21]

5:50 : adult scootaloo is that you???💀

[@toftbread]

i literally almost threw my phone at my wall when you said terraria was a minecraft copy

[@insanebruh9678]

Terraria is a friend of Minecraft Both games show a secret text to *try Minecraft/Terraria* That text is rare tho So yeah, i love both games

[@Apocrita]

Ive not watched minecraft youtubers since Skydoesminecrafts butter days and Aphmaus roleplay series Truly outstanding to have found your cursed channel

[@CasualAnimations2023]

Times Squiddo has said "what the hell": 100x

[@brie226]

"Just did some off-camera mining"

[@_took.a.fence_7785]

You’re giving me old Minecraft KZbinr vibes and it’s really nice

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

ok I JUST found this channel and it already seems good

[@Artsy_videogaming345]

My brother has the actual Minecraft but insists that he plays the bootlegs

[@ranboo2113]

"JUST DON'T LOOK INTO MY TAXES HISTORY THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN AFTER ME SINCE 1987 *cough*

[@blackskull3276]

7:17 congratulations you just started a civil war

[@IndependentBaconz]

3:28 was my CHILDHOOD i originally played this when i was like 3 or 4

[@omargonzalez2882]

Squidoo:if you have a house made out of leaves OMG no Cookiegod:.........hi......

[@PixelPotat0]

At a shoe store today I saw “Draw Crafting gaming” Brand shoes. Shoulda bought it

[@coreofkatya]

Squiddo: "There's literally a framed picture of technoblade on my wall!" the painting looking like gumball and darwin:......

[@speedcoretrax9988]

I died when you called one L’ManBurg craft XD

[@tanyacunanan5144]

Terraria : Costs money and the only child tommyinnit plays BAHAH

[@norman28BR]

I think a Squiddo actual Terraria playthrough would be kinda epic

[@A_JinglyRabbit]

When she straight up just plays Terraria: 👁👄👁 ━👄━ 👁👄👁 Nice 👍

[@mcpeshowcase7125]

Chills Squiddo version is'nt real, it can't hurt you Chills Squiddo: 8:35

[@magicalxc4829]

Terarria after being called rip off: am i a joke to you

[@Emmsteronehundred]

This is the new best video- Wait i just realised how just *fabulous* your pfp is.

[@jumpingmoose5554]

I love the papers please transitions