Minecraft but I survive AGAIN in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]

[@Evbo]

THE ENTIRE 2ND MOVIE!!! This 8 month journey has been incredible, and I am so thankful for not only everyone that has helped make these movies possible, but for everyone watching. Parkour Civilization has been my greatest project on the channel and I really can't believe how far it has come. I also can't thank QDandy enough for making my dream ending to a series come to life, it was truly amazing and I encourage you all to stick around to watch the end! This is my goodbye to Parkour Civilization (for now...) and I will try to do the impossible by making even better stories. Until next time.....SUBSCRIBE!!!

[@omarz-]

13 seconds lolllllll

[@jdgang6008]

I love this series

[@ignatshokin3679]

So are you gonna do funny stories like before with seawatt, Joofy and grox if yes then I wanna see it

[@Cliffordlonghead]

hi

[@Cliffordlonghead]

oh so parkour series is not ending forever is just ending for now. ok

[@aevum369]

after watching both full videos, i'm confident in saying that Parkour Civilization has a very real chance of leaving a bigger cultural impact than the Minecraft Movie

[@user-xu7of1lb4y]

This is the minecraft movie

[@sledgetable172]

The "Minecraft Movie" doesn't hold a candle to Peakour Civilization

[@danii7120]

Unironically lol

[@Gelatin223]

Definitely will

[@furosukki1301]

The real "minecraft movie" has existed for more than a decade, it's called Minecraftian

[@sticc.5483]

I like how throughout this entire series everyone is called a moniker like “old man” “champion” “friend” or “ally” and then Seawatt is just Seawatt

[@3bodYking99]

I mean, he had a fabricated memory of seawatt as a friend, so... Maybe that's why?

[@blakchristianbale]

@@3bodYking99 but he doesn’t even know his own actual friend’s name

[@3bodYking99]

@@blakchristianbale I mean, yeah, we don't know if they can see their names. But for some reason, the dude at the entrance to the pro level DID know his name, maybe because he is a pro? And they have to feed the noobs, so they know their names?

[@deewompost2470]

Frick Seawatt

[@blakchristianbale]

@@3bodYking99 how do you find out your friends’ names in real life?

[@leightonpetty4817]

“I realized it was written in parkour” is literally the pinnacle of the series, like pack it up we will never top that

[@Mystfordays]

I personally cannot top that, that’s genius

[@YourGenericJosh]

Hear me out, music is written in parkour music sheets

[@TopatTom]

Now we need a duolingo course

[@noelle_main-ow6fg]

​@@YourGenericJosh I can't unsee

[@vicentequezada2874]

Nah i think the "In parkour civilization, nobody jumps for the beef" hits harder

[@fortnight5677]

They were about to finish at the same time so Evbo did a 360. It wasn't just a signature, it literally helped him broke the tie since he finished the parkour with a harder move.

[@Green_Cat_28082]

I was reading the comments to see if anyone have also thought this owo

[@CollectorVX]

@@Green_Cat_28082 why the FUCK did you owo

[@wakaba-v5u]

Parkour races work if both sides are identical, since evbo's side wasn't identical to villain's sude since his wasn't finished, he was gonna lose, but the final 360 that villain didn't do was different from villain's parkour, so villain lost. Crazy how you can mess with the rules like that

[@Loganbriggs-i6m]

@@Green_Cat_28082ppppp

[@apirlfools]

@@wakaba-v5u they don't have to be identical they just have to be harder then the side that challenged them the same or harder that's always been the rule and i say since it was same and they were about the same difficulty so the 360 was a tie breaker

[@clichedan7812]

It's kinda crazy that a story can be this good when the parkour civilization is named "Parkour Civilization" and the parkour villain is named "The Parkour Villain"

[@manonzs8443]

And he call his friend "friend" and the only person who actually has a name other than evbo is seawatt😭

[@kgnrules]

@@manonzs8443 and My Neighbor lol

[@flowersforyouu]

@@kgnrulesmy neighbour is not a name 😭

[@mariaindiasalvatierra2687]

My ally

[@Nicanor2051]

the old man too

[@PolygonDonut]

"You make jumps to buy a house, you make jumps to get food. But more importantly, you make jumps to know the truth." 🔥🔥🔥

[@TropicalFoggg]

now where have i seen you before...............

[@shork416]

Ponggon🤩

[@GuestNotZ_YT]

Oh my god!!!

[@RealAlexShows]

hi polugo n donute

[@dreamypizza8458]

pongobongo

[@RTB-x2f]

Evbo breaks every rule of film ever created. He explains everything instead of showing it to the audience, and he gets out of situations by pure coincidence. I love it.

[@albumkosong]

He literally get deus ex machina twice

[@mordoc1186]

Blasphemy!

[@_F_F_F_F_F_F_]

Like an audiobook?

[@nathanwongchinrenntps2403]

But its still a overall good film

[@MagnoGetMoney]

It's def formatted more like a book with visuals than a traditional movie. Though that's probably the most effect narrative device given what it is

[@DEATHapproaches69420]

Its crazy how this series is so good when the main characters aside from evbo are called the parkour god, my friend, the parkour villain and seawatt

[@dreamerrrrrrr]

1:50:05 "You will become... Parkour, John Minecraft" I cried. this is truly peak fiction

[@limechip]

😭😭😭

[@Yesna]

Who's john

[@Cool_Name-idk]

"where are we? Some sort of Parkour Civilization?"

[@3bodYking99]

​@@Yesnathere is a running joke of naming the main character of a game as "John last name", the last name being the game's name, even if they do already have a name, like John HALF LIFE, John Bloodborne. And the such.

[@therealvolt42re]

@@3bodYking99And of course, the forerunner to them all, John Halo. (Because Master Chief’s name actually is John and he was commonly called Halo by people who didn’t know anything about the games.)

[@Lawrence__1228]

The levitation brewing stand jump to save you was actually the most genius thing ever. I thought it was just random plot armor

[@nt2gr]

49:37

[@YourButHed]

If I took this seriously at all, I would wonder why they didn’t just use that levitation technique to cheese basically all courses

[@cultuschoco]

@@YourButHedbecause that wouldn’t be parkour. They love parkour, they live it.

[@tester-h4y]

@@YourButHed metaphor/worldview probably, its like if he wants, he couldve built up all the way to the end of the course with those planks he had, or simply ignore those parkour checkpoints and ran away etc

[@lambsacrifice01]

​@@YourButHedit's hard to get brewing stands

[@dancingwithyourghost9087]

"I wish there was history in a book" -finds history in a book -reads it -throws it in the void

[@tamiranimats9419]

yes my comrade

[@martijnhubert2182]

😂

[@blurzzbee]

just like real life but they threw it into the river

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

​@@blurzzbeeWhat does this mean

[@abababab-if9wz]

​@@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 they would throw scrolls with text on them into rivers, destroying them

[@dracron]

Love how nobody in this series has a name except Evbo and Seawatt, and the series is still good

[@Blubbergloober]

In my opinion Parkour God id just a gut named Parkour with the surname god

[@pants9969]

"it was written in parkour" this guy is literally a comedic genius because wtf fo you mean it was written in parkour 😭

[@ihatelagalot]

he means it was written in parkour

[@davibergamin5943]

you saw it on your screen, it was written in parkour

[@mikahrandall5588]

So fkn funny

[@BoundedLead]

Parkour is love Parkour is life

[@eternal9419]

"If my parkour math is correct, this most do 10 hearts of damage" They teach you parkour math ?????

[@Emosandwizard]

Omg they were hinting the secret civilization in the first movie, when evbo went into the private vault there was a armor stand with chainmail boots

[@Noob_SukunaJJS]

Oh yeahh

[@erer-ex1gz]

Ye when i was watching i thought that was really strange that he didn't notice it😂

[@danijelgemer5091]

9898'2

[@gab1842]

That the one pair of chain boots this "Greek skin ?" used to go to this place and install without being arrested, it was his vault after all

[@BauceHog]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT FR

[@PolyMarsLIVE]

that final 360 in the parkour race gave me chills

[@ironman_karl3584]

Yo Poly

[@Husssssk]

yooo poly!

[@Jackpot-y5u]

Yoooo dani

[@alongnames]

it was so tuff bro 😭

[@owenaggor9513]

chills dude… chills🥶🥶🥶

[@ryanyoud1719]

ClownPierce is the greatest villain you could have chosen for this series hands down. He's just... menacing.

[@Goofy-GooberGG]

imagine if it was corpse

[@Lumix_Corrupt]

Parkour is used for everything in life: You make jumps to buy a house. You make jumps to get food. But more importantly: *You make jumps to know the truth.* 🔥🔥🔥✍️

[@Bakedbeans780]

You jump for the steak

[@ilovechangingmyprofile4888]

Its just...so peak.

[@yourlocalcrackaddict2676]

Kino...

[@The_Ajna]

Absolute Cinema

[@mr.purrfect2890]

His writing is THIS fire?!?!?!

[@attyboy151]

Seawatt is like the least threatening person in all of history. I half expected him to come around the corner and say: "but then I had a very good idea, I used f5, see, using f5 gave me a whole new perspective and I was able to see a chest I couldn't have seen before.

[@broishugamerz7475]

🤣🤣

[@hrianboyer928]

But then, Evbo had a very good idea: he used f5. See, using f5 gave him a whole new perspective and he was able to see his friend’s holding cell that Seawatt had hidden underneath their feet

[@FortheHoliestofDoves]

Unfortunately, Seawatt was cringefail from the start

[@vinsplayer2634]

Turns out being friendly, despite not liking Evbo, was all part of his evil plan, rather than bad acting.

[@ThunderCube3888]

"minecraft but I survive in escape room civilization"

[@charlesm6819]

"Even a slight miscalculation, like hitting my arm on the wall would send me falling into the void." Really made me remember that this is just a story being told in the format of minecraft. Evbo, what a man you are.

[@ImMortalYT388]

What a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man.

[@k3dr1]

I don't want Parkour Civilization to end, not for 10 years at least

[@Christisking22]

@@k3dr1we are really going to keep this up for ten years at least eh

[@lucaseeankylosaurus6254]

Thank you for being a parkour God for our sake

[@JumboDS64]

tbf the edge of the hitbox could be considered the arm since thats what its closest to in general though i think parkour civilization runs on story mode logic

[@deltasans]

Evbo's achievements First ever noob to become pro First noob to become master First noob to become champion Defeated 4 legends Saved parkour civilization twice Defeated the parkour villain Became god of parkour The only person to have a house on all levels What a legend

[@booyounsong1918]

Lets be real, doing a 360 in Parkour saved our boy Evbo like 1000 times

[@Anasred4264]

True

[@youssefkholy6176]

True

[@DragonTheOneDZA]

AHA YOU FORGOT MY SIGNATURE MOVE MOVING BACKWARDS!!!

[@glefyr]

bro is the showoff legend

[@WateryMyranda]

Yea

[@aevum369]

"Parkour was never about making or failing a jump, it was about getting up and trying again, The parkour god told me that as long as you can parkour theres was always a way and in my parkour civilization people will always have a chance to try again" tears in my eyes man

[@MrDifsh]

"Just get up and try again" mfers when they fall into the void

[@thelgiver5844]

​@@MrDifshThey respawn

[@totaldan99]

@@thelgiver5844 first 5 mins says you can still die lmao

[@niquel5831]

@@totaldan99 You only lose your rank, you still respawn...

[@GrandSleuth]

“What do you think I’m gonna do? Steal them [the champion boots] from your inventory?” Insane foreshadowing

[@Trombo002]

Best foreshadowing was in the first movie, in seewats vault you could see an armor stand with chain boots

[@GrandSleuth]

@@Trombo002 Mind. Blown.

[@fabiofanf3e813]

Evbo mastered the foreshadowing parkour style. Truly a champion

[@AveryTse]

I didn’t even realize

[@Quilliney0]

BRO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT WHAT

[@o.go0ose]

Not the vine like boom sound affect if anything happen😭loved both of these movies!!

[@carterthompsonruns]

Ong

[@chickennuggetpaw]

I love Evbo’s attitude the whole time of “eh, if I die then whatever at least this will be over” 💀

[@brrmbrrmm]

Most relatable protagonist

[@chickennuggetpaw]

@@brrmbrrmm real 💀

[@Purpliscolor]

He.. he just like me.

[@Girfn]

@@Purpliscoloryou okay bro?

[@Purpliscolor]

@@Girfn nah parkour civilization ended I’ll never be the same😿

[@Spirit_Eddie]

"I opened the chest expecting to find nothing, but to my surprise, there was a book. When I opened it up, I realized it was written in Parkour" god tier story telling

[@snackwayz4216]

i don't even need the context to know that this is peak writing

[@White_Cashier2]

Fr

[@sahave5042]

Love that the part of the video came up as I am reading this

[@TheLutefiskGOD]

genuinely peak

[@JohnYakooza]

Hold up his writing is this fire???

[@MaxLebled]

25:22 had me laughing so hard. There's something to be said about how having this absurd premise played 100% straight just WORKS. Instead of hiding behind layers of irony, quips, and self-deprecation, as many blockbusters have... being sincere works.

[@wisdomaxolotl2766]

This kinda reminds me if Yugioh. Genuinely funny story with solid ends at times, built around an overly specific but somehow life defining concept

[@foolsprocession]

Funny thing is, Seawatt skin is actually Atem

[@OntrixOfficial]

​@@foolsprocessioni was bouta say, yk i might act make his a manga and make sewatt the atem from the 90s yugioh

[@zeldaandTwink]

Tbf, in the original series it was still a niche game. Kaiba is to blame for it becoming as universal as it is from making the academy in GX. Within less than 100 years in 5Ds, skill issue with the game had replaced racism and by the 5th series it was some multiverse thing

[@cheezy4902]

​@@zeldaandTwinkthinking about how Kaiba is inadvertently responsible for VRains is funny

[@ChingleeBox]

Your axleotle is cute

[@Startsu2837]

“From now on, I make my own jumps” was unironically baddass

[@blocko2024]

naw the riff after that makes it crazy

[@muffer62816]

@@blocko202429 mins

[@lonelyboy9852]

This series is so fucking peak like what the hell, just goes to show that even in silly sorta things like minecraft they can make amazing stories that subvert expectations (cus this series looks like every generic low effort kids minecraft video lol, except this one is baller)

[@acetrainer5564]

Yeah I was watching that like "Wait this is a dumb meme series for laughs, why was that so good" lol

[@Colossal-Red]

It goes insanely hard 😭

[@camolotthe42]

Are we not going to talk about how everyone in Parkour Civilization is a synthesized being that's created wholecloth and given a couple of fake memories, but Seawatt was just... born? From parents?

[@Llozstuff]

Not everyone only most of the noobs, they talked about it in the first movie, basically in the original parkour civilization before Evbo became the champion the noobs were just made and programmed but if the pros or masters (or chainmail guys) had children they were born on that level. We need more exposition on how the world works though cuz it seems like you can also be born into a noob family in the Evbo-lead parkour civilization (since it isn't as cruel for them as it was before) Before Evbo though noobs COULDN'T become pros so it's probably just a thing from the old man where everything was fully natural.

[@smelloodle1070]

He was born from parents using parkour duh

[@PlexityVoid]

@@smelloodle1070freaky parkour

[@dbb788]

​@@Llozstuffwith this logic in mind, wouldn't that mean that Evbo is a synthetic being that became God???!!😮

[@theunknown479]

​@@dbb788ultrakill

[@d1kgaws12]

SPOILERS (related to the old man) I really like how Seawatt described the old man as some monster who did this atrocity for extremely petty reasons, when in reality, the old man did what he did to contain a greater evil from causing greater harm. Shows the untrustworthiness of Seawatt, even if he was being honest about him hating the old man.

[@Medlair]

1:34:55 no way, this character honestly had a genuine good written arc lol, can't belive that in season 1 you set it all up for this moment

[@libresoldier79]

he could just do a combo 😅😅

[@HalfPassedOut]

evbo is an absoulutely insane storyteller

[@LelChiha]

JJK wishes it was half of what this masterpiece is.

[@Oxenbruh]

As a die hard jjk fan you are 100% right

[@orientallily4860]

Evbo is the kinda person to say "nah I'd win" and actually win

[@globurim]

This masterpiece actually ties up loose ends.

[@zaytaz9331]

FRRRRRR MINECRAFT PARKOUR MOVIE>>>>>>>>> JJK

[@Flapjack3734]

The parkour villain has the aura of Sukuna, the smarts of Light Yagami, the pettiness of Dio, and the writing of Eren

[@Swift640]

ITS TIME FOR THE PREQUEL SEASON WHERE WE GO BACK AND SEE THE OLD STORY BETWEEN THE PARKOUR VILLAIN AND THE OLD MAN

[@bonk4512]

Parkour Civilization 0

[@joseofino8502]

Would also be cool to see parkour afterlife

[@oliviatilleman8055]

OLD MAN YAOI

[@quep1]

@@oliviatilleman8055 splatoon reference fr fr

[@lovelylynx5473]

please let them be gay PLEEEQSSSELET THEM BE GAY

[@goodyden6748]

Evbo is about to be the 360 legend in parkour civilization.

[@mr_man_in_the_white_van]

"stop quoting me for shit i didnt say in the movie" -SeawattGaming

[@YourGenericJosh]

“Evbo, don’t 360 4 block vertical jump for the beef” seawatt cried

[@DuochromaticBichromes]

"stop" - SeawattGaming

[@ethanakz7495]

“Wat da sigma” -SeawattGaming

[@Jonah-does-stuff18]

“Evbo, the villain was herobrine all along” -SeawattGaming

[@lagomite_is_stupid]

“im gonna kill myself if you do this fucking 360 evbo!!!” -seawattgaming

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love that even the comments laughing about the "But it was written in parkour" parts are getting hearted. Can't help but feel like Evbo just likes to have fun with these series.

[@pucciraskolnikov7266]

hello

[@cherryheights]

It's a really good joke tbh

[@sumthngcool4221]

Why are you everywhere?!

[@kattastic9999]

It's a ridiculous premise and a ridiculous series but we've all kind of been tricked into dismissing anything ridiculous. Just because it's absolutely ridiculous doesn't mean it can't be _incredible._

[@ArthurKhazbs]

You know, people like to have fun sometimes, especially if it's for the beef

[@Sruf.]

I was NOT expecting these to be actually this good. These 2 movies had me glued to the screen. Props to everyone involved

[@YourGenericJosh]

Ik, I started watching ironically and then I find myself binging it at 2 am

[@ricefarmer-kr4yv]

I have attention span of a goldfish but this actually makes me watch both seasons for 4 hours nonstop

[@vladsoloshchenko5551]

Same​@@YourGenericJosh

[@QuatarTarandir]

Fr. I just saw a video saying "hey, this is unironically good" and was like, "eh, why not". Heck, I don't even play Minecraft much and enjoyed it, lol

[@RecluseAbomination]

I just realize Parkour Civilization is Roblox's "Do an obby for admin" but made into a cinematic masterpiece

[@Puhapamacslucy]

"Escape evil teacher obby! [4 stages for HD admin!]"

[@MarvinoDrakeSidharta]

Juke's -Towers- Civilization of -Hell- Obby

[@JaymcJefty]

@@MarvinoDrakeSidhartaisn’t there an AToS tower called tower of obey for free admin or smth (I only know from like a thumbnail)

[@MarvinoDrakeSidharta]

@@JaymcJefty obelisk of mega fun obby

[@aidaslukianskis2401]

Why is this lore so fire😭😭😭😭

[@Bliffenstimmers]

25:23 "It was written in parkour" I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS I KNOCKED OVER MY WATER ON MY LAPTOP LMAOOOOOO

[@cikalaufa]

LFMAOOOO THAT'S LITERALLY CAUGHT ME OFF MAN 😭

[@Istoleyourbreadandateit]

Is your laptop OK?

[@Breadgames79]

is your laptop broken?

[@RetroEeveeGamer]

His laptop is dead

[@rubedog961]

where were you when laptop was kill?

[@leafmotifs681]

Finally, peak Shonen.

[@asher3311]

THE STRONGEST PARKOURIST IN HISTORY VS THE STRONGEST PARKOURIST OF TODAY

[@Kevoc_Studio]

​@@asher3311 the fact that this is one way to describe the final race is actually mind boggling

[@ImStian]

It's insane how this is EVEN BETTER than the first movie.

[@seawattgaming]

BANGER MOVIE!!! Can't wait to see what evbo does next

[@ninavion9160]

Mr seawatt how is speedsilver?

[@Jhlkf]

Hmm

[@ilovepancake-e9l]

fr

[@Chungus-tc3kw]

I love your videos

[@Chungus-tc3kw]

Where is grox

[@eli_smack]

25:21 It was written in parkour! 39:35 It was written in parkour!! 40:53 It was written in parkour!!! 😭

[@HappyGlasses-qy8vx]

FR

[@Horizon-main]

this comment was written in parkour

[@BurntToastWithExpiredJam]

_____□__□__□_□_□___□_□___□__□ (English: "Written in parkour is crazy")

[@oommoorriigguuyy]

FR

[W]____ []___ [A]________________

[@seththesheriff1275]

The fact is, at the very start of Parkour Civilization, in the first movie, Evbo says that nobody jumps for the beef because it is not worth risking your life for it. But by the end of the first movie, he literally risks his life so that the Parkour Civilization may live on, even in the case of him sacrificing himself. From someone who didn't want to take risks and just live the easy life, to a guy who would risk it all to make the world a better place...absolutely peak character development

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[@chokonnit7337]

how is that character development.

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

@@chokonnit7337 He went from doing the easy way. To the harder selfish way. To doing the hard way for a selfless reason.

[@chokonnit7337]

@@johnjohnjohnson7720 how was it selfish.

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

@@chokonnit7337 Selfish means anything for the self. It doesn't mean its bad or good it just means he jumped for the beef over and over for a selfish reason. Though it wasn't a bad reason.

[@aceisbetterthanyou]

dude these two movies combined were better than the actual minecraft movie thats gonna come out bro

[@gigglenose1990]

i started watching the first video like "alright this is gonna be dumb, might as well watch it to get the memes." i now genuinely care about the narrative and bonds between characters

[@random_dragon]

SAME I saw the memes and got curious, and now it's all I think about

[@True-Neo-Chaos]

This is actually peak. It reminds a lot of shonen and I love that genre

[@morfrikel7472]

same. now im theorizing if there is a second powersystem or whatever the chainmail guys do.

[@lancetheking7524]

That's literally why I'm here wow

[@rainzfish]

Same

[@Rojorockwell_YT]

"I'm a godly figure that rarely shows up. I'm not supposed to make any sense." Is the best line in the entire series

[@QiaoenXue]

yep

[@Troriscool]

Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

[@davestew5135]

@@Troriscool what?

[@Troriscool]

@@davestew5135 skibidi dop dop neep neep

[@ANYTHINGYTspontaneous]

Yes

[@kairiuchicha12]

its crazy that bro went from noob to a parkour god , bro owned a title call 360 legend

[@noreitalo2438]

on ahh

[@snickers7079]

a 360 is a full loop, a noob to god would be more a 180

[@arekrekas213]

@@snickers7079 no, he's called that because he got his position doing 360s

[@VividlyNight]

you forgot his secret move, BACKWARDS 360

[@joj3403]

parkour civilization was a noob vs pro vs god video all along

[@Ethan-yd4gn]

Okay but imagine a 3rd movie to complete the trilogy with enchanted boots, like frost walker so players can fo ice jumps in place of water ones, or feather falling, so playings can take larger falls as a part of the parkour. Ngl sounds lit

[@ISaaczz]

25:43 "I wish there was some kinda of book about parkour civilization" *immediately throws a book that is part of the history of the place*

[@TheSheep1]

The book was written in parkour!

[@AreliusAuguste]

​@@TheSheep1 in parkor civilization, everything is parkour

[@stitchb12]

THE WAY I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST ONE AND SAID "Hey, why does seawatt have chain boots in his inventory" AND THEN MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW THEM IN THIS ONE

[@Retr0x_1]

you can also see them on an armor stand in seawatt's vault

[@stitchb12]

@@Retr0x_1 thats what I meant lol 😭😭

[@seththesheriff1275]

Oda foreshadowing in a Minecraft series about parkour...classic Evbo

[@alex_is_my_cat]

@@seththesheriff1275 wdym oda

[@glumbortango7182]

There are no plot holes in Parkour Civilization, only moments of foresight

[@Levyafan]

The very first monologue of Evbo was about how "no one jumps for the beef, because it's just not worth it to risk it all". And then, throughout both seasons, Evbo wins only once he is willing to risk everything.

[@bonk4512]

Unironically great character development

[@Arkangel630]

I rose from my seat and clapped Masterful writing

[@BeeCygNus]

You could say that "beef" has both meanings... beef as in the meat and beef as the fight/conflict, no one jumps headfirst into the fight because it's not worth to risk it all.

[@flamingbanana5831]

absolute cinema

[@sharplily]

Unironically peak

[@epicfeather0]

The foreshadowing is insane. While watching the first Parkour Civilization, I noticed in Seawatt's vault that there were chainmail boots. Now, watching this one, it makes perfect sense.

[@GtagProDefinetly2168]

1:50:31 “From the beginning, I’ve had to jump to survive. And well… I’m still jumping” Evbo. Truly a masterpiece

[@moji3812]

Agreed 🫡

[@mannco9458]

Hearing the fucking vine boom every 10 seconds is fucking killing me

[@HalfPassedOut]

the vine boom is the pinacle of humour

[@ReportMePlease]

"Hearing the fucking vine boom every 10 seconds is fucking killing me in Parkour Civilization"

[@moorhseroms]

You tune it out after a while

[@manuelkohpei3719]

noticing the vine booms is like thinking "how do I walk again", it gets weird with conscience

[@firefighte]

Wait when was that???

[@Cynthia-qu1cx]

1:23:35 "I was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you" WHY DO I FEEL BAD

[@Capybara_harharharr]

Same

[@biju_fein8]

toxic yaoi?

[@ヴィオ-いお]

@@biju_fein8GIGGLING

[@klarafara5722]

​@@biju_fein8OH MY GOD

[@jpowel]

Doomed yaoi 😭

[@debauch72]

“I make my own jumps” the last words of the savior of parkour civilization

[@SplatterShape]

1:53:01 bro really said “man shut up im outa here, I don’t wanna hear this five hour monologue”

[@therealjome]

Doomer ending: the world blew up so much from creepers that the lack of blocks was used efficiently to rebuild the path in life.

[@HeresJames]

12:30 THE CHAINMAIL BOOTS WERE FORSHADOWED IN THE FIRST MOVIE OH MY GOD THE STORYTELLING IS INSANE

[@CobaltTS]

Wait when

[@jesster402]

​@@CobaltTSThey were on an armour stand in the parkour bank vault. Not only did it foreshadow the boots, but that Seawatt had armour stands. I also saw someone say that one of the statues in the parkour temple didn't have boots, but I didn't see that one myself.

[@apersonontheinternet6018]

HES BETTER THAN GEGE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

[@CobaltTS]

@@jesster402 this is crazy

[@ultimateblockyfan]

I also noticed that!

[@codybaird4811]

I like how his friend is unnamed. He's just, "my friend."

[@foolsprocession]

Well people seems to call him EMF (Evbo's master friend) XD

[@aaofarda]

electromotive force

[@zaytaz9331]

Everyone is unnamed😭 like Old man, My neighbor, Ally, Friend, Parkour villain, Parkour God. The only one with a name is Seawatt lmao

[@JustDavid8]

​@@zaytaz9331seawatt? more like f5 enemy

[@felixisfruity]

when the fandom has to name him…

[@magfrog9490]

45:43 "In Parkour Civilization, the more jumps you make the more answers you find. But I don't know if I will ever be able to do enough jumps to find the answer to how I'm alive." 🔥🔥🔥✍✍

[@PhilippBelka]

17:03 "whadya think im gonna do? Steal them from your inventory? ThAtS nOt EVeN pOsSsibLE"😂😂😂 miss me with that Chekhov's rifles

[@christianarroyo2056]

thats actually crazy wtf

[@Eeyolius]

Well it sort of is

[@Ocorydon-WCO]

I think it was supposed to be foreshadowing .,.

[@maucazalv903]

the number of details in this show xd

[@voidliss8]

@@Ocorydon-WCO well yes that’s usually what Chekhov’s gun means.

[@ClaireEllaDawson]

You HAVE to turn this into a playable Minecraft map, that would be SO AWESOME!!!

[@SandWingFire]

YESSS

[@tjbyers9559]

Yes

[@PrestigiousMelon]

Yea that would be awesome but there would be nothing stopping people from griefing so that wouldn’t really work

[@YourLocalSimpNumber2]

@@PrestigiousMelon command blocks? idk- but i mean they downloaded the world for a reason so i mean, its their fault

[@gru_is_in_brazil]

*calm, bass boosted voice* adventure mode.

[@ohsoybean]

This changed my life

[@PolyTheDude]

SOYBEAN?? in MY parkour civilization??

[@VENTlLATION]

Real

[@DumbAssWater]

🧃

[@Bowtiethesilly2023]

Zame 10/14/24

[@Alexiscool122]

Ohio

[@KingsOfTabor0]

One thing that amazes me is that no one ever thought of hitting the other person off the course

[@rosendacolumbretis8385]

That alien that battled Evbo was 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 😭🙏🏻

[@Venom_builds]

Alien what

[@nuclearpancake3683]

Fr though 💀💀💀💀💀

[@AlenTheSecret]

@@Venom_buildsalien stage

[@llllavemder]

fr😭😭

[@seanlynn1218]

How did you- im not even going to question it

[@chxzym0748]

52:06 he obviously used f5. See, using f5 gave him a whole new perspective and he was able to see the compasses he couldn't have seen before

[@Misscuddlycuddles]

XDDD

[@Danfth]

bruh it comes back to bite him

[@JorjIto12872]

Where does the F5 line even come from? Everyone spams that in the comments

[@10dandaman]

​@@JorjIto12872some escape room youtuber

[@Groovin_A]

​@@10dandamanIt was seawattgaming

[@stupidsailboat]

WDYM THERES PARKOUR CIVILIZATION YAOI????????

[@Endersock15171]

OH FR?

[@KhanhLinhNguyen-ct4pn]

WHERE

[@seance3]

Please tell me where do I find this

[@GVILTY]

Is it written in parkour?

[@xycu9271]

I need it... I need it now... I need the yaoi... And I defo need the yuri

[@Vortex_Garnacho]

“But now the only one to decide those things for me, is myself, so all im gonna do is parkour, and if that leads me back to saving parkour civilization again, then so be it, from now on the only path im following is my own, I make my own Jumps 🔥🔥🔥” best end dialogue in fiction this is peak

[@dav46266]

1:02:07 “what’s in the past, is in the past” *literally trying to wipe out the entirety of parkour civilization because of a grudge*

[@hasargel]

Not to mention he hates the champion for doing what he did because of a grudge so he would essentially do something worse because of his own grudge

[@bootlegticcitoby]

@@hasargelhomestuck pfp i know what u are

[@AzureBalls]

Bro really said " 🗣Throughout the Parkour and Champions , i alone am the jumping one ."🔥🔥🔥

[@Splinter-ge9pf]

Imaginary technique: 4 block 360

[@derpy503]

@@Splinter-ge9pfMaxium output 3 block vertical into a 4 block 360

[@OyacATG]

​@@derpy503Jump Technique Reversal: Backward 360

[@LTbloxYT]

​@@OyacATG domain expansion 4 block 360 quad jump

[@funwithjlxrblx]

@@LTbloxYTnah, its the 5 block momentum jump with a 360

[@iismisgames353]

I DIDN'T EXPECT THE ANIMATION AT THE END, IT WAS SUPER COOL I HAD TO REAWTCH IT

[@gisellerangel3585]

That caught me off guard when I first saw it 😅

[@lazorboy96]

It's so peak

[@StayInTheBasement]

Wait but why is this better than 90% of movies on Netflix-

[@1mh1m]

“all im gonna do is parkour and if that leads me back to saving parkour civilization again, then so be it. from now on, the only path i’ll be following is my own… i make my own jumps” peak writing 🔥🔥🔥

[@Anounymous545]

bro is 4 months late

[@christiaanprinsloo8951]

@@Anounymous545 The memes for it only started appearing recently

[@TheBendy______B]

It’s fascinating the similarities between the layers of parkour civilization and Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, I have a hard time thinking this wasn’t intentional. At the bottom of parkour civilization, noobs only aim to obtain enough food to survive until the next day, any goals beyond that are impossible due to the lack of any way to train or improve. At the second layer, parkour pros are granted stability, and guaranteed food and basic necessities. They largely however are still focused on maintaining those resources and have little to no social hierarchies and have little care for esteem or influence. The third layer completely secures parkour masters in their security and needs, and because of that they have developed a much richer and more complex and complicated social system. Parkour masters have many taboos and regularly engage in battles with each other solely for esteem and respect. In the final layer, the parkour master has secured ultimate respect for those around them, and have complete access to all resources, in this state, they are able to move on to higher ideas, achieving goals based off their deeper moral ideas and values and becoming the most of themselves they can be. That was what I believed, for part 1 at least… By the ending of part 1 you and I may have noticed that there is a missing layer to the hierarchy, love and belonging, which falls between “safety and security” and “esteem”, I almost believed this was proof my theory is simply a coincidence, until I watched this video and it was revealed there was a missing layer between the pros and the masters, exactly mirroring the layer of love and belonging on the hierarchy. It’s ironic that the layer of love and belonging was sealed away to contain the epitome of evil and destruction, the most selfish of them all. The layer of belonging, family and love being cast away from parkour civilization is a masterfully constructed metaphor for the cruelty and loneliness that parkour civilization brings, it seems that no matter what layer, parkour civilization is a deeply cruel and lonely place, where strength and ability are the only variables, where bonding and connection are looked down upon in contrast to power and domination of those around you. In parkour civilization, the obsession with seeing who will rise and who will fall, has blinded us to the truth, that no matter how much people rise and fall, they are unable to move closer to one another.

[@artin6059]

HIS WRITING WAS THIS PEAK?!🗣✍🔥

[@BooTheEater]

Thank you for the analysis Yo btw i posted this comment 2 tumblr cause you cooked so hard w this comment the whole fandom needs to see it

[@Ocnus_Einar]

Absolute cinema

[@reefb6292]

peak fiction 😭

[@martinjoster3282]

Maslow's Civilization of Parkour

[@brawlflowers]

"It was written in parkour" is probably my most favorite thing from this video, along with the animals needing to do parkour in the last one. Absolutely genius writing

[@seththeblue3321]

Chekhov himself wouldn't expect some of the twists in these movies. The foreshadowing, the plot, the characters, the jokes, EVERYTHING is just incredible. Production value like this is equal to enormous-budget films.

[@kevinz.6668]

"In parkour civilization, the more jumps you make, the more answers you find" This is humanity's peak

[@Tyxaar]

Normal minecraft worlds when people from parkour civ show up: “That was a cool backflip but your coffee is still 1 diamond, sir.”

[@carliem1974]

real

[@MuhammadAli-i1v]

There's coffee in Minecraft?

[@Tyxaar]

@@MuhammadAli-i1v There is for the purposes of this joke.

[@MuhammadAli-i1v]

@@Tyxaar 😮

[@GravityGuava]

1 diamond for a coffee?! Highway robbery!

[@DarkBow_]

This is a piece of art, i will never forget it i think.

[@Evbo]

Thank you thank you thank you!!

[@DarkBow_]

@@Evbo no problem evbo, I am glad to have discovered you and your creations!

[@SkaChaos973]

"I think" 😭💀

[@Abyananimations-offical]

@@SkaChaos973yea

[@alexsieh3089]

Yeah for sure you won't forget it. Even after electroshock therapy

[@TwinDragonsCumbria]

Evbo’s Parkour Legend title should be “360 Legend” frfr or “Backwards Legend”

[@LucianoSlaps82]

this collab with seawatt, acookiegod, clownpierce, joofylooby, groxmc, and froggydude was actually crazy

[@Lrouiz]

Fr

[@ginabowen1294]

Fr

[@bhaktizaveri-fd4do]

Fr

[@BruhPou]

And AJTHEBOLD as the evil champion as well.

[@Freddy_Rizzballs]

Fr

[@baconlettucepotato69]

evbo getting out of a bad situation with a signature 360 will never get old

[@nhatan_ansinhnguyenxuan574]

it would be really funny to watch the bloopers of this vid, like watching famous youtubers fall down into the void doing a 360 (in minecraft) if you do have the clips of the fail cuts I would love to the the vids

[@Moeisproj]

samee

[@flarie7853]

So kind of like crafted movies and crafted bonus?

[@283leis]

im willing to bet some of the "nah thats a bad idea" shots were failed jumps

[@stitchgor3]

YES LOL

[@Computer_Freak_2004]

I got a comment while playing TNT-Run that someone felt like he is watching Parkour Civilization by watching me jump around. So I watched both full videos (or should i say movies?) in one sitting and I have to say that it was a super incredible story and got me hooked the entire way. I think you could make an entire book out of that with the length of these videos. So thanks Jaytee1000, I think you made me appreciate parkour once more by making me watch this. And of course huge thanks to Evbo and all the other people that helped make this a reality! 😄

[@Johnny_cage22]

Grox being champion for only 2 hours is crazy 😭😭

[@RTB-x2f]

I love how, in the previous movie, parkour was treated as more of a currency, but it acts more as a weapon in this one.

[@ancientragerv2561]

As he doesn’t interact with general society much

[@0animeenjlyer]

tuze aai

[@Duolingo_on_meth]

​@@ancientragerv2561 Usual government

[@antigayslam]

the system was demolished so yeah

[@ratttttty]

Literally how late stage capitalism works lmao

[@taiyorenai7690]

Something that makes this story really engaging is that the protagonist, while being incredibly lucky and skilled at parkour, is nowhere near immune to making mistakes, which puts me on the edge of my seat for every difficult jump he makes 🌟

[@Goatgamer4]

Bro this should win a prize 💀. Like this has to be a official movie

[@IntEagleOvefovex]

Litterally better than half the movies on netflix.

[@The_Ted_Red]

tRU

[@Evbo]

THANK YOU THANK YOU

[@ItzFlowerGMD]

yoo

[@voidliss8]

*half x 2

[@marcomicheli6345]

​@@Evbo what will you do for a 20?

[@nadarmt7069]

"In parkour civilization, the more jumps you make, the more answers you find" - Famous philosopher Ebvo

[@dhwajagarwal9508]

Evbo*

[@Voided_Darkness]

​@@dhwajagarwal9508 you fr rn?

[@Voided_Darkness]

​@@dhwajagarwal9508its just a lil mistake

[@benevolentmadman5225]

Because you only have two fates in parkour civilization, you either rise up to know the answers or fall with your ignorance.

[@oommoorriigguuyy]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@fabiofanf3e813]

Evbo vs Clownpierce is my shinjuku showdown. Oh, my, god, evbo is a filmaking master.

[@andrewcheedle]

"Im sorry Seawatt, I am not even mad over you. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now. Throughout Parkour and Minecraft, I alone am the Honored One."

[@pouRTX]

​@@andrewcheedle"take the god boots and the 360, combine together those two expressions of parkour to create and push out near impossible jumps. 360ing technique: Ice headhitter 4 Block vertical chain jump followed by three 2 block candle jump 360s and a downwards 180 into a chain"

[@DashSpiderJumpscares]

The first one was already some of the best cinema produced this decade. I can’t wait to watch another.

[@DaviUndertale]

I cried so much when Jonh Evbo Minecraft's ally entered parkour civilization for the first time and said "What are we in? Some sort of parkour civilization?" and then parkoured his way for his life. This is truly peak fiction

[@amongus-ts1zz]

who would win centuries of parkour legends who have mastered every aspect of parkour one spinny boi

[@Real_Potato_Man]

Literal parkour gods when they are challenged with a 1 block 360 or a backwards jump:

[@TheLittleGoblinGirl]

Fr their minds literally blow up everytime he does a 360

[@Bluglojo]

NGL I thought the whole story of this would be Evbo eventually realising that the "parkour world" is actually just a torn-apart world and that he has a hand in creating the system they see now.

[@Skyymon]

this is what i believe a third season would be about, changing parkour civilisation for the better. maybe a threat comes upon parkour civilisation once again, and when he comes back, he realises that the best thing to do is to abolish the fundamental system that's still upholding this dystopia, parkour

[@saltybskut3654]

Same tho, the power seemed to have gotten to his head at the beginning with how he kept saying he was the best. It was almost like he forgot where he came from with the way he was so smug. Even his friend pointed out how he rebuilt the society in vain, with the new skyscrapers and the statues. There were also the handful of changes he made under the belief that it would help the civilization, but he admitted he doesn’t quite know what he is doing. And while class mobility is a thing now, there is still a great disparity between the different classes. I thought this stuff at the beginning was gonna be buildup to how power can corrupt. I thought his newfound power would go to his head as he starts to contribute to the downfall of the civilization like the former champion. Despite the questionable leadership though, he was put in a position to be the hero again. For the sake of the first movie, I sorta wish it didn’t end up in that direction. However, he still learned more about the world he lives in and it created another satisfying story. Maybe someday the citizens will learn that there is more to life than just parkour, and they won’t have to be so divided.

[@Bluglojo]

Oh yeah! The entire time I truly thought Evbo was losing his his shit too! Imagine all the drama that could've happen! The rifts and everything! I can really see how such madness would effect him and all the other layers Really did hoped that the "flashbacks" were elaborated upon, because that's where I got the idea of Seawatt and Evbo being at the beginning of it all, I really wanna see the true beginnings of parkour civilisation and how the world were sundered into the layers we see today

[@etc8417]

The whole point of the seawatt twist in the first movie was to establish that evbo wasn't special at all (well, except for the getting chosen by the old man part). He was just another clone with fake memories injected into him. He didn't actually have anything to do with the creation of the parkour civilization. This is also the reason why he doesn't fix any of the issues y'all mentioned or just turn the server into a vanilla world. The parkour civilization is the only thing he knows, ones parkour skill determining their life is completely normal to him.

[@randomfellow27]

I thought it was going to reveal that he would find PvP world or building world or whatever idk

[@thehansboi]

best movies i've watched fr, it's unironically so good to watch