Minecraft Dropper But It's 2 Dimensional

[@moytesting]

This must be what being a Tetris block feels like

[@candi337]

Mira Jane that’s actually facts

[@kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn]

This is just a softdrop but it's too fast

[@jsc4789]

Dude made me spit my food out

[@Hesse123]

Exactly

[@batatat]

@@kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn this is when you put your soft drop speed to max

[@MasterlessVagrant]

“You would need fins to maneuver through the air” You mean like the hummingshark?

[@tecwynwilliams1323]

He even said feather it. C'mon jardon they're called wings

[@xevv02]

*sad skydivers without fins noises*

[@madisonelman]

i legit thought he would go through the whole episode without realizing where the gold blocks were 😂

[@kyrnti1075]

By the time of posting this the comment is at 69 likes sry cant ruin it

[@tenshihinanawi9791]

@@kyrnti1075 Perv :P

[@HeenaPatel253]

1:48

[@LiterallyRain]

@@kyrnti1075 I don't know who ruined it but they do not deserve the gift of life.

[@kyrnti1075]

@@LiterallyRain yup

[@laskyn_ooc]

Jardon - "this one's just finesse" also Jardon - instantly dies.

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

his ego is just "TOO STRONG" ~ Jardon

[@smjcamp1]

I just came up with the most diabolical idea ever. Someone make a dropper map were you cant touch barrier blocks so it looks empty all the way down.

[@joe_banks]

So impractical?

[@hollyxue5638]

Oh that sounds like a nightmare

[@a_pencil_eraser8118]

Suc

[@smjcamp1]

@@joe_banks yes

[@Silver5kull]

just make it a straight drop

[@cyrcul5406]

will someone make a compilation of all of the weird noises he’s made? id love u forever

[@TheDepressedChemist]

Seems like a job for reddit

[@darionmcconaghay8888]

You should do it and love yourself!

[@couldyoushutup6541]

Darion McConaghay they should already love themself

[@Malmorious]

I'm on it

[@goodfeelerman1475]

@@Malmorious keep us posted.

[@thelordoflames]

"This one takes finesse" *Proceeds to land on first obstacle*

[@lacari0805]

Jardon: **only needs to move over half a block to not hit anything** Also Jardon: **moves all the way to the wall and is confused why he’s dying**

[@ImActuallyABanana]

bet you cant do it

[@wzndigo7861]

ImActuallyABanana shut up

[@kkTeaz]

@@ImActuallyABanana yeah...i don't have a computer

[@nooffencebut8175]

U try it, it’s not easy mate

[@arcticart_5652]

6:54 "We're good!" Not even a second later: "I though we were good. 🙃"

[@CuddlePhantom]

Captain: Aww he's too STRONGGGG! also captain: I suckkk 3 seconds later: ahhh! I'm so awesome! it's like I have fins (hand motion) I feathered it. Back and forth with the strong emotional pulls here.

[@yashbhardwaj3392]

Jardon is literally the God of not seeing things which are in front of his face.

[@nickxenix]

11:15

[@tachothepro7113]

3:06 Lol theres a gold block before each stage ur stepping on it unknowingly

[@Jabenjaden]

I was gonna write that down but you already said it... lol

[@ScrombIo]

2 people didn't watch the whole video before commenting... wow

[@DukkyMC]

He said that

[@ImActuallyABanana]

@@ijamesweb 10:19 watch the video next time

[@Jabenjaden]

​@@ScrombIo We know he said it it's just that it's funny that he said that when it was right in front of him

[@dariyandubik678]

Jardons saddest moment not understanding the checkpoints

[@COGS21]

Me 3 minutes into the video hoping he will realize he is standing on the gold block complaining about him not having seen a gold block...

[@COGS21]

Took him 10:21 minutes to realize 😂

[@cheeseman6576]

Game: please don’t cheat Jordan: don’t question my strategies

[@EdgarLopez-il1sk]

10:18 when he finally realizes the checkpoints are where he starts

[@Woodland_Adventures]

What I expected: jardon ranting about a dropper that is too hard. What I got: jardon ranting about a dropper that he could have done so easily.

[@AsanGamess]

Sees water in the "nether" level Me: Hol up

[@caderidley2309]

Would you rather have the end point be a single cauldron?

[@nickxenix]

@@caderidley2309 you should be careful of those r/woooosh dickheads, they'll come swarming over like sharks swimming to blood.

[@clumpus2012]

r/woosh

[@caderidley2309]

@@nickxenix oh no... it's begun

[@martawolna6027]

Here I am, knowing I will feel extremely dizzy after watching

[@willwhaley4518]

I think watching Jordan consistently bring up gold block checkpoints was harder than the dropper map itself

[@valclarieskaiyr6490]

1:12 "gold blocks are checkpoints" 1:34 "oH tHErE'S ChEcKpoINts"

[@wingedfish1175]

7:43 'hmm if there's no movement I won't get motion sick', what a groundbreaking concept jorden

[@chaoscatgaming]

Cap: *says he doesnt need any checkpoints and hasnt seen a singe gold block* *map automatically starts him on the said gold block* Jardon you fool look under your feet.

[@ServantOfSatania]

2:49 "This is frustration, I'm getting sick and tired of failing, let's just succeed already"

[@calebanderson2580]

Jardon: “This one’s just finesse” Proceeds to instantly die

[@warwicksnacks4711]

Thanks for the lunchtime entertainment!

[@billthescienceguy6645]

Warwick Snacks it’s 5 pm

[@brickheadstudios8372]

6 pm here

[@daragon1296]

I like how he seamlessly replaces dead with un-alive

[@amberslime3683]

This man's ability to repeatedly land on the very edge of a block is somehow the most infuriating thing.

[@squidud]

This is a call for help. PLEASE lets make Jardon record his webcam in a seperate recording so that when he zooms to his face, it is full resolution, like he does on his reddit videos.

[@seth4298]

Or use a separate camera

[@squidud]

@@seth4298 that too but it looks fine when not embedded.

[@artificiary_]

Oh man the end of the nausea level while Jardon was talking before he hit the button legit made me mildly sick - that would be such hell in VR

[@rainbowMFdash]

I hear ya on the motion sickness from VR. I am very sensitive to that as well, but I have a Vive and it is generally better for us who suffer from motion sickness easily. Plus you need to get used to it all, so play one hour a day every day and add it up. It helped me a lot!

[@tann3r15]

It’s crazy how I’ve been watching this man since I was like 13. Now I’m 18 and these videos still entertain me. Thank you Jerden

[@Sharpman76]

12:14 Jardon makes his first public political statement

[@jekinfinity]

Captain Sparklez: I'm so good at spotting things in minecraft! Also Captain Sparklez: Where is the gold block?

[@srganso3399]

Literally Minecraft: 3D

[@bootheboys1093]

5:05 - just play that on repeat 🤣

[@dankgamernation62]

BootheBoys I hate you now

[@septromnation7840]

Hol up

[@ambersmithpxt]

Spawns in on gold block, immediately afterwards states "We haven't seen a single gold block, I wonder when it's going to come into play?" All I have to say is WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. And now back to the video

[@shawn_crabtree]

”Oh there's checkpoints!” Literally mentioned in the previous level.

[@braydonthompson29]

"where are the check points?!" *Looks at and walks over every check point*

[@nicnakpattywhack5784]

AsianPlaneBoi should make a 1D dropper map where instead of moving to avoid blocks, you look in different directions to avoid looking at a certain block.

[@alexispadilla2606]

Visiting your channel again and I got nostalgia from seeing your first videos like 9+ years ago

[@kruppyman96]

Jardon: gold blocks are checkpoints Jardon on next level: OH THERES CHECKPOINTS!! Us: yes we know

[@EmilyGamerGirl]

Jardon: "I haven't seen a single gold block!" Also Jardon: *respawns on gold block checkpoint after death*

[@imsirbacon7674]

I enjoy the fact that he said go before the nausea sets in and everytime sits a little bit at the start which lets the nausea set in

[@akeny1]

Captain for the VR try using sea bands and motion sickness meds before playing remember to take them a half-hour to an hour before playing

[@tennisnewbie121]

CaptainSparklez: My god this is the hard, and tricky. How do I make this? Also CaptainSparklez: 【Ｉ　ＡＭ　　ＧＯＤ 】

[@codevilla8707]

Hay Captain I used to watch u a lot maybe everyday I just want to say thank you for being here for me and my childhood

[@tallpenguinguy9079]

Jardon: I haven't seen a single gold block yet Also Jardon: *stands on a gold block at the start of every level*

[@shanew7122]

"I'm sick and tired of failing" Not even 0.00001 of a second later: YOU SHALL PASS

[@zeroisasimp]

I’m a simple man, I see captain uploads, I click so hard my mouse breaks.

[@csturgis]

last time I was this early, these jokes were funny.

[@sewerfish3672]

So never

[@Anklejbiter]

That was a while ago

[@CuddlePhantom]

We still Stan our captain though

[@williamwontiam3166]

How old ARE you?!!!???

[@JuanCarlos-di8jl]

4:40 what I tell myself every time I fail

[@RuthYT6]

Jardon: *Looks at checkpoint every un-alive* “I wonder when checkpoints will come into play”

[@jessedylanbaxter8002]

Wow, I'm earlier than Jardon coming back from his break.

[@xdra7657]

why does everyone call him jardon i’m confused

[@sauceyzenon]

XDRA you must be new to this channel

[@TeddyLucia1006]

@@xdra7657 It started out as a meme but now Jordan sounds weird

[@chuumakemegocrazy1078]

CAPTIAN that was absolutely amazing!

[@abstractn027]

12:26 amazing, I'm gonna sample this

[@baahsu]

I'm convinced that every map jordan plays is basically just a compilation of him missing things and forgetting stuff he read at the beginning

[@emeraldone530]

The funniest thing to me, every KZbinr I see had trouble with VR Sickness, but I have extreme motion sickness in real life, I can't even ride like, the little kiddie roller coasters, but in VR, there is none, I don't even get motion sick in VR Zero-G.

[@syphix_c0nqu3r93]

It's 3 dimensionally 2 dimensional.

[@dankgamernation62]

Kids be like: WaIt WuT

[@3n0ch_j1n5]

Jordan: Gold blocks are checkpoints . . . Also Jordan a few minutes later: "THEY'RE CHECKPOINTS?"

[@creepo2811]

" I haven't seen any gold blocks" litttttteraly respawns on a gold block every time

[@kelseysako7684]

10:19 is when he realizes where the checkpoints are for anyone else who was dying over that ;)

[@NassimElGuezbari]

In every situation ever: End = the end of something The dropper maps: Rainbow = the end of the map

[@leviisdead]

Every Weird Noise Jordan Makes: 1:22 2:14 3:18 3:27 3:39 4:23 5:05 5:29 6:12 6:19 8:08 9:17 9:45 10:27 11:30 11:45 13:27

[@AsteriusArt]

Love the cliche rainbow level to end it off lmao happy Pride Month

[@katherinerike7134]

Everytime he says waiting for a checkpoint I laugh cuz he stands on it at the start of every dropper hashanah

[@thegameaddict2130]

Moving blocks -"totally" legit

[@samalight7249]

Captain Sparklez: Minecraft dropper but with blindness Dropper Map Creators: That's a good idea we should do that Viewers: CPS, you shouldn't have said that

[@frog42]

This reminds me of an old flash game where you are a triangle, avoid pillars, and they come at you faster and faster and the map changes color for each section

[@thefourthdymensionmusic]

the blindness one had me laughing so hard.

[@ronimikkonen1764]

3:05 "so far we haven't seen a single gold block" *lands on a gold block after dying*

[@aiarch]

these are some insane levels

[@clqmsysheldn2185]

goldblock: *in the spawn of levels* captain: *WhEre iS ThE gOlD bLoCK*

[@troy_duh8886]

When the video is 2 minutes old and there isn't more than 1k "First" comments *Inner Peace*

[@THEFIRE360]

First

[@JosephZaidan-tf2vu]

Troy_Duh why the meme format

[@realburtle]

Bro I've been seeing screenshots of early views on reddit. Mildly infuriating if you ask me

[@nickxenix]

@@THEFIRE360 Forth

[@thisguyispeculiar]

3:05 *Dude... You are standing on a Gold Block.*

[@tylerm124]

You definitely can guide yourself in a freefall sky divers do it. Now you probably couldn't react fast enough to do this, but you dont need any winglets

[@koosnaamloos4291]

I've been told that you move faster when going sideways instead of forward/backward

[@randallmays5463]

Captainsparklez: I'm gonna make it! Captainsparklez: *Dies*

[@Jack_McKalling]

"So far I haven't seen a gold block" but each level you start at one lol. I guess you're expecting to see one inside the drop

[@thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740]

AKA, Jardon Becomes an Unobservant Tetrimino.

[@NileVideos]

I still remember when the 3D version was trending, loved watching that stuff

[@Yobleck]

asianplaneboi: dont cheat jardon: optifine zoom

[@Brandon_Chambers]

Love a classic dropper

[@helpmereach10ksubswithnovi41]

Everyone early: first Everyone else: nobody cares!

[@youtubetrending8446]

True!!!!

[@troy_duh8886]

Unless there is more than a few minutes difference between the real first person and the second, we may never know who is the first.

[@nathancarr2966]

Troy_Duh just sort comments by new and scroll to the bottom

[@thearchlich7273]

Haven't seen a gold block yet, huh? Jardon's intelligence never fails to impress me.

[@RyudoKaze]

That delivery of "you're a dick" was just so dry... I cracked up so hard... XD

[@ChipmunkiousD]

I'm fine with moving around in VR, I only start getting sick if I use the thumbstick to turn. I can go forward, backward and strafe with no problem, it's just the turning that gets me, no matter the turning options. I have to turn with my own feet.

[@alexandramora6831]

“All right everybody, welcome to a Minecraef...”

[@officalginger_zee]

Your videos help me smile thank you

[@creathechiboi]

Plinko but impractical

[@cottoncandy0622]

I'm so dumb. Why, you ask. Because I flinched *every SINGLE T I M E* he died in this video. Now, I'll admit to being a jumpy person, but this is bad even for me!

[@carsonyuh]

15 minutes of Jordan saying “thread the needle”

[@connorpro4326]

13:27 Your welcome.

[@ArdenRice1]

I like the idea of checkpoints in droppers

[@DctrGizmo]

If you decide to do parkour in Minecraft VR, you should definitely stream it!

[@aydenkrohn5419]

More droppers plz

[@brendanrisney2449]

Can't be the only one that hates that he won't just decide on a way to face, and often even faces diagonally.

[@theredstonetorch2779]

it looks like he's crawling super fast

[@angelwright5357]

Jardon :*doesn't see gold block* Me waiting patiently 👁️👄👁️

[@hilariousboi7213]

“This ones just finesse ” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@hilariousboi7213]

That’s a knee slapped dude