Minecraft: Even More Insane Parkour Spiral

Today we race to the top of a super gnarly parkour spiral weeeeeeeeeee
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Thanks for watching, dudes! Ratings, favorites, and general feedback is always appreciated :)

[@BasedChris73]

watching the part in the nether with the portals was painful

[@alexeis8249]

yea..i was yelling in my thoughts..

[@KakuSukotto]

Chris Rider They couldve just walked right through that top portal, but...

[@pienotlie9081]

I don't get what the hell they were confused about...

[@X33N]

Where to go, and what to do, for the most part.

[@pienotlie9081]

I guess it came off more straightforward when watching the video back

[@kiwithekiki234]

me: *watches a 45 minute video of two guys slowly growing more bitter as time progresses but they do not*

[@X33N]

This is the most beautiful description of this video I've ever read.

[@nikotofa4119]

X33N I agree 😂

[@adamka-1]

Not wut?

[@kaitlynconnolly1363]

X33N 😂

[@josh_sqlla]

V

[@DeathlordMiopic]

"Where do I go?" i dunno, forwards, like the portals didn't tp you anywhere, they were just an effect

[@X33N]

I'm just watching so I can see what the second half of the map looks like. :(

[@nikotofa4119]

Your channel deserves more subs :) Keep up the great work!

[@DossiumNet]

Poor X33N, cursed by the parkour gods ;~;

[@Xx50calnickxX]

x33n you tried your best mate keep it up!

[@EvilTurkeySlices]

X33N don’t worry, I’m bad at parkour too.

[@stealthrider2]

X33N I watched both but honesty went to sparklez just to see the rest of the map xD

[@wowiemoss3862]

“ssssshhhh... it’s quiet time.... *AAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGG* “ -xeen

[@ArtificialVoid]

I thought he swore...

[@axeleli6845]

😂 "aaaaAAAGGHH"

[@gyzardo3648]

One time in a car trip my parents said let’s play the quiet game 2 seconds later I go ERRRRR IM OUT

[@blondSession]

His "lag" is my best frame rate

[@notaprinny]

christian kumar same

[@serentique]

Ew

[@KiroHayashi]

That frame is good enough than mine

[@Radical_Larry]

I actually have worse, and that's not me saying it as a joke. I average 20 to 30 maybe 40 if I'm lucky.

[@dubstepwalrus]

Brooke Boiii!!

[@Lmjacks]

This is a fucking great map. Props to the designers, the puzzle elements of figuring out where you needed to go were really cool; the general layout of parkour and terrain was very well done. The scenery, in individual checkpoints and the nether portion as a whole, was awesome, as well as the landscaping in each checkpoint. The use of elevators and additional features like the floating were well used and didn't seem forced, though I'd guess the elevators were to solve space issues. That last thing is the element that most impressed me: 1) you designed a double spiral map that fits together 2) you incorporated well designed dropper and elytra portions to connect the two spirals and 3) you fit the whole thing together in one contiguous cylinder. I'm thoroughly impressed, I can comfortably say this is one of, if not, *the* most creative and well designed parkour map I've seen

[@redstonelogic500]

me: *eats pizza and watches* this guy: "The elegance of this fine Minecraft creation. the designers have put every thread in this fine piece of artwork.

[@xtremecatcat]

U got demonetized

[@jaxonfreeze7882]

And the steering wheel stairs were great!

[@gooberhead9025]

Don’t say potty 🚽 word;(

[@natedawg1013]

*music starts playing* Well that was a short video *checks progress bar* Oh...

[@jrreikleviandaya3045]

natedawg1013 what was thr name of that particular music?? It's really catchy.

[@Andy_99]

@@jrreikleviandaya3045 LFZ-echoes

[@nicholaslokos7949]

Lol

[@Jason-vc4du]

The nether part gave me headache, why were they so confused? like wtf

[@calvinator.7]

J35on Jardon plays video games for a living... that’s why he gets these brain farts.

[@BobS4AC]

lmao i was questioning myself cuz i was like, am i wrong to think he's bein a lil stupid (not judging im a stupid too sometimes) but I was wondering if he saw something confusing i didn't haha, also hi from 2018 :)

[@sinkandbath]

@@BobS4AC Same, also hi from 2019 :)

[@pandaflower2977]

@@BobS4AC Hi from 2021 :)

[@joewalk1241]

“It’s like I can almost but not quite, y’know.” -X33N 2017

[@elmywelmy4103]

That’s what he said

[@Zybit1423]

I will certainly use this in the future

[@doffbatz]

19:10 "It's quiet time" three seconds later he starts screaming.

[@ali.vivienne]

I'm using this timestamp for my entertainment 😂😂

[@MellohiYT]

19:08******

[@mistertree553]

Some say that to this day, X33N is still screaming because of PTPSD. Post Traumatic Parkour Stress Disorder.

[@X33N]

They're not wrong.

[@daryl7146]

Post Parkour Stress Disorder

[@zekedoesyt9735]

SSHH IT'S QUIET TIME

[@thenightmarewizardcat]

So underrated comment

[@nicholaslokos7949]

@@zekedoesyt9735 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@Nerdyprincess3223]

"WHY DID I FALL? NOW IM SAD!" Thats honestly a mood tbh

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

R.I.P Xeen's sanity, it will be missed

[@dragongaming2796]

SharaShaymin eh sure but will it really? I mean watching him rage is quite amusing

[@marklesparkle8557]

Word Counter... idk why is did this: Jesus christ/God: 87 NO!: 62 Why...: 20

[@noahbaker2978]

Markle Sparkle What about “Gee wilikers!”

[@xstachan5191]

Also u might wana edit to "...why I did..." Instaid of "why is did"

[@drewvarner8001]

Markle Sparkle the first 8 whys came from the first 3 minutes why

[@bibasik7]

X33N: I need to be a little bit longer. CaptainSparklez: That's what- X33N: DON'T SAY IT! CaptainSparklez: That's what he said.

[@faithlove5603]

bibasik7 honestly love their friendship and if they were gay id ship hahaha

[@ClingyCrab]

@Faith Love Don’t

[@poltergeese9124]

Dc

[@pizzapie5356]

19:00 Jordans malicious intents are revealed as he closes the path for x33n

[@aamaltheaa]

Jardon*

[@KR-eh4gp]

Is it just me or is X33N 's voice oddly satisfying?

[@anonymoussean8457]

K R i think he sounds like a whiny bitch

[@sokkvabekkr5973]

@@anonymoussean8457 you must be fun

[@anonymoussean8457]

‡ shelleysmonster ‡ I am

[@qwertyuiop-rg4mj]

@@anonymoussean8457 yeah i agree, also did captain sparklez always sound this gay?

[@liseranthistle7917]

Y'all both sound like awful people to hang around.

[@TheDovahkriid]

i love hearing xeens screams of pain lol

[@wizzlez9615]

X33N* I love hearing people's cry of frustration when people like me do this :D (I rarely do this ;3)

[@jdj5959]

At the part where Spooklez was closing the trapdoor on the lamp, him hitting the desk synced perfectly, and the scream synced with Jeordun hitting the cactus.

[@kvassbo]

I love when the music comes on in the end and you take the elevator to the top!

[@JohnSears]

Wait! Can it be? X33n's episode is shorter than Sparklez's?

[@Toronjaaccess]

John Sears AHAHAHAGA

[@simsplicity7204]

His is mostly a compilation of rage moments. :D Jordan's for the progress. :D

[@LosGrak]

Can I just say how much I have been loving the CaptainSparklez/X33N bromance?

[@grelteser5630]

captainsparklez you should do another modded survival series... please!

[@Ccccomando]

CaptainSparklez should do a gregtech modpack...

[@grelteser5630]

or something likd crazycraft or some of the old ones he used to play

[@penisextreme6362]

KADE but with someone else

[@grelteser5630]

Mega Sound Music Yeah with someone else

[@FYIXT]

I thought you were markiplier XD

[@waynejia9322]

gee wilacurs...hummingbirds are the shards of the sky

[@treebee2958]

I think hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky

[@kingmeep1313]

Boneappletea

[@benmcdevitt7036]

This video should just be titled “2 grown men almost curse for 45 minutes”

[@nicholaslokos7949]

Nobody: X33N: "shhhhh, it's quiet time..." *proceeds to s c r e a m*

[@aidanyager568]

Ok the nether part was low key pissing me off lmao

[@faerie_fool]

*I can't believe I actually sat down and watched 45 minutes of two men getting more and more pissed the further the video goes on.*

[@Jake1702]

At 30 minutes in you can see he only cut out one minute total.

[@kaitlynconnolly1363]

X33N probably cussed

[@stephischweitzer2648]

actually it’s more because of the intro at the start before they pressed the button

[@GeeztJeez]

The portal part is just infuriating and intresting as a plastic fork

[@gyzardo3648]

Geezt Jeez that’s because they were super dumb and thought they were being teleported back each time

[@shotgunsinners1460]

'we're going down' DOWN DOWN TO AN EARLIER ROUND SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN SWINGING

[@Sith_Kermit]

One of my favorite Captainsparkles videos ever

[@thegongoozler3374]

X33N ending with a good, old fashioned DNF.

[@Andreamom001]

I'd love to see a split screen version with both of them and where they are as they talk.

[@eeeeee1191]

Behind the paintings at end are elytra with rockets

[@saraimurphy738]

CS: Are you okay there? X33N: shhh it’s quiet time X33N: *proceeds to scream*

[@kirbyvore]

jesus, Xeen is hilarious

[@X33N]

Oh you. :-*

[@orchidman3421]

X33N god alive on poop and pee

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Owo

[@msidc1238]

3:20 I can't even explain what kind of face that is.

[@DRDJkoolade]

I love xeen

[@jayflame1]

This reminds me of getting over it. Just the continuous progress upwards, with different segments.

[@Cicosbruh]

Take a shot everytime cap says :Oh god"

[@omnikar5]

43:49 “the fire just burns you” _the discovery of the century_

[@benjaimin5132]

Xeen is going slightly more and more insane as Sparkelz gets further

[@playingmusic5693]

CaptainSparklez: “It’s lagging!!” Me: *Laughs in 1fps*

[@eclipsestarfaller6610]

Anyone 2019?

[@merricklefebure9904]

Me

[@sparksreturn4982]

I'm here 3019

[@LtCaswell]

You two collabbing is super hilarious!

[@zzzoned4059]

oh boy..a 45 min video!

[@colliesis]

All I want for Christmas is X33N's footage of this.

[@fluent_styles6720]

I suscribed to Caption Sparkles 3 years ago and this is the first time I am actually watching one of his videos

[@bloxor123]

Id like to see like 20-30 youtubers race this entire thing

[@conor881]

When captain sparkles said “I made it to the overworld!” As that song was playing and it fit so perfectly. BTW I’m watching this in like 2019... so....

[@rileybrown117]

Yeet Boi what’s the name of the song

[@conor881]

Riley brown I’m not sure but it’s really catchy

[@rileybrown117]

Yeet Boi no problemo if you find it though you’d better tell me 😘

[@rileybrown117]

Yeet Boi welp i fuckin found it it’s called farocraz crazito

[@skarmex3439]

35:30 “No! Why did I fall?! Now I’m sad!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NF2K]

"There's so much glowstone and I don't know where to go...stone"

[@sn0rr615]

Sparkel's Videos are so chill

[@kinspower]

Isn't xeen tired of losing already?

[@_OkKen_]

alex kinney aren’t you tired of having an old meme as your profile pic

[@cowspigs1656]

Toasty aren't you tired of being toasty

[@nekonara4646]

+Cows Pigs Are you tired having username Cows Pigs but youre profile pic is bunny

[@nothingspecial5697]

@@nekonara4646 im tired of life

[@anonymousrandomous9765]

Nothing Special same

[@sarahswind4215]

X33N : SHHHHHHH it’s quiet time Also X33N 5 seconds later : ARGHAGHHHH

[@Agate.]

X33N sounds so frustrated...

[@DDlol01]

The best part about these X33N videos is, that X33N is in them. I would love to see you two do an adventure map please. Give him some relieve. Like The Wall 1 and 2 :D (Its a Parkour adventure :D) Jokes aside, I would really love to see you two do a longer adventure map together.

[@RazzBeri1]

[Sparklez] DAMNIT! [X33N] (is three lightyears behind)

[@ukenoacyrien4449]

Poor X33N man that last bye he said sounded like the definition of hopelessness and given up. It's okay X33N, you finish it one day

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

2:24 little did they know...

[@jaccoverdouw1522]

Heeey Cap, I've been a fan for like 7/8 years and it's sooo good to see you climbing the KZbin ladder again!

[@sparksreturn4982]

Did he ever drop?

[@ianflowforever]

tfw X33N is 10m behind and you just want to see him catch up so that it gets dramatic. F

[@glanni]

This parkour reminds me so much of the good old PS1/PS2 platformers I played so much when I was a child because they were the only ones I had. Love it!

[@adamzheng4362]

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky.

[@infamouscoffee4934]

AKA Captainsparklez and X33N being passive-aggressive to each other for 45 minutes

[@KainYusanagi]

>When you're so early the only available resolution is 360p

[@yuehan6711]

Wow. You want a fucking trophy?

[@zoleroid7027]

My family picks up accents within minutes of talking with someone then I can use said accents at any time they take like a year to forget.

[@batenthusiast7515]

17:33 jardon creates gay rights, 2017, colorized

[@LeashDesigns]

X33N: "i t ' s q u i e t t i m e" Also X33N: *_Demonic screeching_*

[@accaliaold]

Hey Jordon You ok I heard about the fire of California around 1pm is when I saw the news. It was huge 7k Acer's burned.

[@nikotofa4119]

Blackwolf07 Nah he died while recording this video

[@davidbrower6551]

He lives in LA I think he's fine

[@NoLoMo]

LA is fine for now, the fires are up north near Napa and south to Anaheim.

[@StarBoy-wb3tj]

at the end, go behind the painting. there is elytra there.

[@CulturalToast]

He -recorded- uploaded this on 11 Oct. 2017. You helped him for sure.

[@tomryan6965]

12:51 it says bye have a great time before he says it

[@wolfyfleesecondchannel7312]

i like when you guys talk about random things from the past! do more of that plis

[@remremgaming2561]

TROLL CRAFT SEASON 2 IS COMMING! CRAINER SAID SO! AND MAYBE THEA WILL BE IN IT TOO! POSIBLY MADELEINE ASWELL

[@jose-yh6ks]

Remremgaming But Jordan is most likely not going to be in trollcradt s2. Ssundee is just fake asf

[@icepea4543]

X33n sounds like a very distressed Kermit

[@gurt00]

Wat Jardon didn't jump off the edge at the end I'm TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SamWeinstein]

Thanks for Playing Jordan!

[@PepegaCityEZ]

music 10:44?

[@fionaturner7860]

CaptainSparklez: Sorry to hear about your impending doom. LOL

[@unavailable4810]

29:40 can someone please explain this to me Just curious

[@anialator1000000]

Look up a picture of DNA and look at the outside part. 2 spirals that are intertwined but don't intersect, allowing 2 completely different paths to be in the same area. Basically if you drive in a circle while also going up the whole time, the floor below and above you will always be the same distance apart, and you are in between. If you are going up at a steep enough angle, or not turning very much making big circles, then the gap can be huge. If that gap is big enough, you could fit a whole 2nd spiral into that gap, a completely separate lane. A car could drive up on one lane, while another drives down the other, and they would not meet anywhere in the middle.

[@itzikony563]

Simpler, look at a mcDonalds straw. It’s painted on it with this pattern.

[@carcinogeneticartillery7236]

X33N, tenderly: shhh.... Its quiet time uwu Also X33N, but now Hercules: AAAAAURGHHHHHH

[@jep9092]

God alive on poop and pee - X33n 2017

[@rinkiller16]

i love the random yellow pieces of carpet that they thought were checkpoints

[@bovineintervention6001]

Bro, what do you *mean* you don't understand how reflective light can be analog? Everything in nature is analog until we need to store things in units for the sake of human comprehension. Computers are technically still analog as far as their essential components go, as they're built in a universe from analog materials around analog concepts and principles from (somewhat) analog human brains. In fact, I would go so far as to say that "digital" is an imaginary concept as nothing is ever truly 'on' or 'off'. I mean, ideas and human thought are needed to support the legitimacy of those concepts in the first place, so...

[@lovecatherinex2636]

Bovine Intervention; I know this is an old comment, but whoah. That was a very eloquent explanation.

[@ljsrailwayvideos2370]

X33n: sssh its quiet time X33n: *screams at the top of his lungs*

[@mr.knuckles9281]

No one loves me I am very depressed

[@snookie3656]

Okay

[@fearodactyl2886]

Cool

[@s4turnnn649]

*wow m e t o o*

[@payton2354]

Same

[@severalightning6350]

lmao the broken little 'bye' from x33n at the end xD

[@DRDJkoolade]

Everyone share this video with all your friends!!!

[@_OkKen_]

John Paul no

[@_OkKen_]

I will not

[@DRDJkoolade]

why not?

[@kimberlyhansen6378]

I dOn'T hAvE fRiEnDs ):

[@dreamgoat6007]

i don't have any

[@the123king]

Laserdiscs work by changing the light intensity reflected back by the laser. A digital signal (like CD) works on a steam of light spots and dark, so when it's bright, it's a 1, and when it's dark, it's a zero. Instead of just "light" and "dark", laserdiscs vary the intensity of the reflected light on a linear scale, as the amount of "darkness" of a certain part of the disk varies in accordance to the analogue wave encoded on the disk. By reading the brightness reflected, and amplifying, it you get an almost perfect recreation of the analogue composite signal encoded on the disk. Basically it's the same thing as a vinyl record, but there's a bunch of lasers involved and the signals change much quicker.

[@kiril4oh]

Is X33N italian ?

[@mr.laconte3207]

kiril4oh idk

[@simonk.4338]

kiril4oh why would you think he is?

[@ssjharambe2336]

kiril4oh yes

[@gdawg1647]

*facepalm*

[@WrenchBreaker]

?

[@Geekanomicon]

Dudes, I seriously had so much fun watching this.

[@burgz5414]

Who saw Preston play this first

[@drhollyums8348]

I watched right before and they went relatively quick but Sparklez is sooo slow compared to preston

[@EVAUnit4A]

Thank god I practiced parkour in _Minecraft_ in 2014; it prepared me well for jumping puzzles in _Guild Wars 2_ (which is my first MMO experience).

[@LuigiLvr]

360p

[@Dctr-mg8km]

X33n: Why are we doing this to ourselves? Jordan (After dying for the 5th time in the same spot): Because it's FUN!

[@thewinterizzy]

X33N is great, but for something like this maybe do it yourself next time... It’s so far you trying to not be a complete brag while X33N complains and it’s not entertaining. ._.

[@Nasheyy]

^^^^^

[@buh111]

thewinterizzy damn TOLD

[@clementteh5682]

It's not entertaining?!

[@thewinterizzy]

clement teh for some I’m sure it is, but I personally find it annoying - which is a shame because I really enjoyed the first spiral map. To each their own.

[@SkullCrewGaming]

Well idk if you made it to the end, jordan said that x33n he can do the map solo, but x33n said he was down to play it with jordan, so its not jordans fault

[@RagnarLothbrokJH]

Jordan strikes me as the kind of guy who reads the instructions from an Ikea product

[@swagtiger285]

Hey who thinks this vid will get to 1 mil views?

[@AnifamSpyro]

Swag Tiger28 not really

[@maclaintrepanier2511]

LKVS26 yea sparkled average view count is around 200k-500k

[@spaghettifools]

"it's so short, I want it to be longer..." X33N 2019

[@mmiisshhaa]

2017*