When you find diamonds but you are just looking for iron: *A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*
@yellowtourmaline4 жыл бұрын
Unless you have a stone pick instead of the iron one and then cry your self to sleep
@Kogut-M4 жыл бұрын
"If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success" As a matter fact, I do have a goal. I have one goal above all else, and it may seem absolutely unreachable, impossible, impractical, improbable, unworkable, insurmountable, unobtainable. This is true. I am a madmanfor falling under the belief that I will grasp my dreams in my hands. Wel, if you don't succeed, try, try again. And I will commit to my dream until I can no longer to do so. You probably want to know my goal is a total of one thousand subscribers on my channel.Remember, if you subscribe to my channel on my channel. Remember, if you subscribe to my channel and keep your post notifications off, you will not to have to worry about my videos interrupting your daily activities. Farewell. KZbin. May your video watching blessed to the highest level.
@petermarsella65373 жыл бұрын
I was mining for iron to get an iron pickaxe and I found diamonds. Needless to say my day went from good to slightly less good
@petermarsella65373 жыл бұрын
@Pacific Chan considering how obsidian forms, and the existence of lava lakes, that's pretty normal
@memestarwhyareyoureadingth38623 жыл бұрын
:)
@jittilashira3524 жыл бұрын
Pillager: **gives me bad omen** Me: **drinks milk** Pillager: I've never met this man in my life
@garlite90463 жыл бұрын
the forbidden milk
@handledeeznutslol3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@baskingkhan82613 жыл бұрын
Me always finds an outpost right next to a village: milk is pointless if it will start a raid anyway
@CommonCommiestudios4 жыл бұрын
Axolotl: gets added Wolf: I used to rule the world
@Peaman424 жыл бұрын
Well, I think Axolotls will be better in water than on land, because irl they are amphibious but spend pretty much their whole lives in water. Wolves are the opposite; good on land, but not so good in water.
@CommonCommiestudios4 жыл бұрын
@@Peaman42 honestly I think it's gonna be like you said, but all the hype will initially leave no time for wolves.
@Peaman424 жыл бұрын
@@CommonCommiestudios Oh, I will leave plenty of time for all my pets.
@Pablo-yu9mc3 жыл бұрын
Ok, ima start a discussion. If for land we have a dog, adn for water an axolot, what animal would we have to help us in the air?
@Pablo-yu9mc3 жыл бұрын
@Pacific Chan Attacks from the air and you can use it as a cuicken from Tloz and glide while you're grabing it
@darreldorigatti8624 жыл бұрын
7:50: Dude, riptide is sick. Turn your trident into a reusable ender pearl. It requires standing in water but check it: Dump your water bucket, rescoop, quick switch, aim, and throw before the water disappears. The speed at which these guys can bucket portal makes this trick seem pretty easy.
@WillyBillyBenson2 жыл бұрын
Hop in… CAUSE WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT WHO ASKED
@Dusti_buns4 жыл бұрын
Me: "mom? Can I play minecraft?" Mom: "you can do anything!! Leave me alone!!!!" Me: * visible confusion *
@SituationNormalAint4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@катяташоу84 жыл бұрын
@@krishnakolipramanik2877 then ur bois wrong
@goldenmage91184 жыл бұрын
lmao
@mrekozack78174 жыл бұрын
Jevil : Did you just challenged me ?
@MexicanCrusader4 жыл бұрын
*unzips*
@countedglitterz2554 жыл бұрын
Fox: exists Mcyt fans: is this Fundy?
@Hello-gq9gp4 жыл бұрын
Someone taking a picture with a furry : exists "Is this fundy?"
@lemonlayla_offical38033 жыл бұрын
yes
@belicdoesstuff57673 жыл бұрын
Yes
@catekennedy13 жыл бұрын
I ruined funny number likes
@belicdoesstuff57673 жыл бұрын
@@catekennedy1 why
@samthefam2014 жыл бұрын
Steve: 'Falls' Water Bucket: This is no place to die.
@k5__beatz7544 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@Kogut-M4 жыл бұрын
"If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success" As a matter fact, I do have a goal. I have one goal above all else, and it may seem absolutely unreachable, impossible, impractical, improbable, unworkable, insurmountable, unobtainable. This is true. I am a madmanfor falling under the belief that I will grasp my dreams in my hands. Wel, if you don't succeed, try, try again. And I will commit to my dream until I can no longer to do so. You probably want to know my goal is a total of one thousand subscribers on my channel.Remember, if you subscribe to my channel on my channel. Remember, if you subscribe to my channel and keep your post notifications off, you will not to have to worry about my videos interrupting your daily activities. Farewell. KZbin. May your video watching blessed to the highest level.
@theoriginalman94264 жыл бұрын
@@Kogut-M The worst self promotion i've ever seen
@Angle.4 жыл бұрын
@@theoriginalman9426 is he a bot ;-;
@MoneerZalmay3 жыл бұрын
Ok but what about the nether? Next 7 seconds: Hay Bales
@marley2063 жыл бұрын
This dude needs way more subs, imagine how long it took him to come up, write down, get the right photos, put the photos in, write words on the screen for EVERY MEME ON THIS CHANNEL (also the memes are very funny)
@alfieandmarmalade2.032 жыл бұрын
Because 9:58 I committed a crime
@Tongle44 жыл бұрын
If people are saying that “minecraft has bad graphics” Just know that there is a thing called RTX ON
@ripkhanna4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@moonlord32184 жыл бұрын
Same with terraria. And undertale
@shayur_1o2o834 жыл бұрын
Or just normal shaders too
@Zestybatman14 жыл бұрын
dorito
@Tongle44 жыл бұрын
@rileygaming109 they can get the rtx 2060
@jaxon31864 жыл бұрын
everyone: glad that steve is in smash avatar fans: AANG INTENSIFIES
@GrinningThylacine4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Humanaty after haloween: *cristimast*
@t-dude3524 жыл бұрын
Mexicans: Dei o te ded
@pancakesareawesome31214 жыл бұрын
More like when it gets cold out, I already see Christmas decorations in shops right now
@unoriginalcringygaming30024 жыл бұрын
@@pancakesareawesome3121 my shops sell the Christmas decorations instead of Halloween decorations
@lax79464 жыл бұрын
no its. people one day after Christmas:christmas
@Xenylard4 жыл бұрын
@@lax7946 i feel like im having a stroke while reading your reply
@itsmeli52554 жыл бұрын
Well there's a quick funny story: A few days ago we were doing language and it was a unit about food and somehow we ended up explaining to the teacher how minecraft works. Lol🤣😂 And you guys say that convincing the teacher to tell to the class a personal story was very impressive 😅.
@k5__beatz7544 жыл бұрын
My teacher always tells a story
@itsmeli52554 жыл бұрын
@Best Playz I corrected the mistake. Thx for letting me know
@Xykriz2 жыл бұрын
I persuade her to tell one if not I do my work slowly and like nursery kids
@Xykriz2 жыл бұрын
@@k5__beatz754 For u K5
@Xykriz2 жыл бұрын
U Not sus That was a lie 200K likes -200K dislikes 175K replies
@mattysdentist21344 жыл бұрын
2 years later: WE WAN’T DIFFERENT DOG TYPES! Mojang in *2* years: That’s a weird way to say platypuses. For the confusion I know they are adding axoloti, but I’m saying that in the year 2022 instead of adding dog types, we’re gonna get platypuses. CAN ANY OF YOU READ!? I KNOW THERE ADDING AXLOTLS! IM SAYING THEIR GONNA ADD PLATYPUSES!
@cadenmcleary3744 жыл бұрын
It's want not "wan't".
@scottishbananaclan4 жыл бұрын
Newt
@fishbonezzz4 жыл бұрын
Axolotl?
@mattysdentist21344 жыл бұрын
@@cadenmcleary374 weird, maybe autocorrect is stupid then
@mattysdentist21344 жыл бұрын
@@fishbonezzz ?
@guywhochangeshisprofilealo71634 жыл бұрын
Steve: * accidentally hits iron golem * The iron golems: *unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way*
@wondermiles44854 жыл бұрын
Agnes: *I think I forgot something* Jens: *If you forgot then it wasn’t important* Agnes: *Yeah, you are right* Bluestone: *Sad bluestone noises*
@wondermiles44854 жыл бұрын
Best Playz *That comment won’t stop me because I can’t read*
@ahadika72264 жыл бұрын
@caca city Its a joke
@wondermiles44854 жыл бұрын
caca city *No, I don’t think I will*
@BobbyHill634 жыл бұрын
#ripcobalt
@zzapplezstrike92744 жыл бұрын
she forgot his board game collection
@themomentchannel34983 жыл бұрын
4:52 and that’s why i always place carpets infront of villager doors, (if you place carpets then the villagers would be too tall to leave or enter the house, a great way to protect them from killing themselves)
@Flash-yb8ls4 жыл бұрын
i dont know why am i here but i like the content, keep it up!
@ripkhanna4 жыл бұрын
You are here to watch amazing MC memes!
@justasimplepicklewithsimpl8714 жыл бұрын
You New here?
@themanwhospeaksinhands2204 жыл бұрын
Flash: I am speed
@ebas67594 жыл бұрын
@@themanwhospeaksinhands220 THATS NOT FUNNY
@owo94434 жыл бұрын
You are here because u need curing of depression.
@SPEEDYSAILOR_.3 жыл бұрын
POV: You're Mojang and your thinking of a new mob: "So, we've need a mob that starts with A." "How about an ape?" "No...What about an anteater?" "How about a dog??" "How about we do an axolotl?" Everyone else: 😎👍
@sheaplayzroblox20142 жыл бұрын
Someone: spells axolotl wrong Me: *and i took that personally.*
@pikasans20084 жыл бұрын
The first Memenade subscriber seeing him about to have 1M subscribers just be like: I raise that Boi.
@ohparxs76014 жыл бұрын
i was his 2
@pikasans20084 жыл бұрын
@@ohparxs7601 really?
@cloudgamerh22514 жыл бұрын
@@pikasans2008 no he joined 2 months ago
@yourladbrennen31304 жыл бұрын
WE HAVE HIT 1 MIL
@fumuso3 жыл бұрын
@@ohparxs7601 liar
@bw90713 жыл бұрын
9:09 Me who kept the old textures meaning i still have poppys: "Reality can be whatever i what it to be"
@asrieldreemurr38324 жыл бұрын
Minecraft and Avatar the last airbender: not just for kids
@ripkhanna4 жыл бұрын
Precisely
@perrinmoyer64974 жыл бұрын
I think that the avitar the last Airbender movie was trash
@MEMENZO-4 жыл бұрын
@@perrinmoyer6497 we mean the tv show
@asrieldreemurr38324 жыл бұрын
@@perrinmoyer6497 it’s true.
@limitablesnow89794 жыл бұрын
Hello glow squid congratulations on ur win even if I wanted the icey boi
@gdb55494 жыл бұрын
When you spawn a wither in your base Wither: Imma whreck this man's whole career!
@gameboyz53623 жыл бұрын
but why you would spawn it in ur base
@joldomines40054 жыл бұрын
Me:*drinks milk* The pillagers who were getting ready to massacre my entire village: *understandable have nice day*
@Nico-mh7xq3 жыл бұрын
Steak: Guys I can explain Bread: At least you restore four hunger bars, I only restore 2.5! Beetroot: 2.5? I only restore 0.5! Water bottle: You guys restore hunger?
@RB565_YT4 жыл бұрын
0:15 Both. Both is good.
@marcomanis_mlg10674 жыл бұрын
Someone: Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. a child holding a nerf gun and a terrorist holding a real gun Teachers: They're the same picture.
@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove4 жыл бұрын
nobody: not even a enderman: water at the bottom of a ravine: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I, LIVE
@simplyru4 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait for the axolotls! They seem so cute! I hope they are tameable
@kryxc55884 жыл бұрын
I fear no man, but that thing, "first" *It scares me*
@miguelboi81114 жыл бұрын
i think i had a stroke
@BeingMikhail4 жыл бұрын
"I scared nobody"...
@weirdboi28yearsago4 жыл бұрын
"I scared nobody" get some vocabulary 💀
@PLSNAMA4 жыл бұрын
I fear no man*
@kryxc55884 жыл бұрын
@@PLSNAMA thanks
@vibecat66514 жыл бұрын
Enderman exists: Steve: looks in eyes Enderman: and I took that personally
@accountdisbanded3 жыл бұрын
Me: maintains eye contact with an enderman through glass Enderman: i don't see player
@BugsRCool4994 жыл бұрын
2:19 villagers after the village update are like, the best mobs ever! I made a sugar cane farm for my cartografer that gives 1 emerald for some paper and i got rich and bought all resoures and items i needed from my other villagers and got 27 levels on the way
@theballzeateralternativeac36684 жыл бұрын
10:26 poor alex please give her more attention
@tajinforpresident4 жыл бұрын
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture Logan Paul. Trash Everyone: they’re the same picture Edit : really sorry as @Tak Chung Lo said trash is 10 times bigger I’m sorry to all the cans and bins out there
@iamhorny45424 жыл бұрын
Dont you compare logan paul to trash. We all know trash is at least 10 times better.
@christian37584 жыл бұрын
@@iamhorny4542 lol
@ko_stms4 жыл бұрын
@@iamhorny4542 10000000000
@rxltzy_4 жыл бұрын
@@iamhorny4542 destruction 1000
@damgaronfire4 жыл бұрын
That roast made the earth turn into the nether
@d4mi._.2944 жыл бұрын
When you have curse of vanishing: Nooooooo But your in hardcore: :>
@kirbomatic15734 жыл бұрын
7:53 but tridents are really good, seriously. they can be short range, long range, or a way of getting around easily in water/rain. wanting to use the trident more is a valid opinion. also, the sword has a higher attack speed, so if you want to have an easier time landing attacks, then the sword is your best bet. however, the axe has more attack damage, with a single wooden axe being on par with a netherite sword in damage dealing ability. The bow is a weapon of tradition when it comes to long range, but the crossbow can be loaded and then stored away for later use, and can shoot fireworks. Personally, I use the axe and the bow, but you can use any weapon you want. If someone judges you for it, *SHOW THEM NO MERCY.*
@kantherbetter31194 жыл бұрын
I think we should have an update where there is a red moon that makes mobs stronger and more common but only on hard difficulty it would bring a new challenge and it would be a spectacle to see.
@stevethepro47613 жыл бұрын
10:20 hol up *AN ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES*
@Mr_Blackstone4 жыл бұрын
4:22 should be "combat in minecraft earth"
@Tonkabonk4 жыл бұрын
3:43 those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up
@froggycat40163 жыл бұрын
im so glad i grew up with this *ladders* but damn this is better *scafholding*
@daypixel79434 жыл бұрын
Beef: Guys i can explain- Bread: At least you restore four hunder bars, i only restore 2.5! Beet: 2.5 hunger bars? I only restore 0.5! Milk: You guys restore hunger? Milk doesn't restore hunger because it doesn't start with B
@sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk3 жыл бұрын
Then explain cooked porkchop
@antpronotfound1062 жыл бұрын
@@sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk And Also Carrot
@sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk2 жыл бұрын
@@antpronotfound106 thats right
@antpronotfound1062 жыл бұрын
@@sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk Yes More Foods With C Are There I Think Only 2 I Guess
Me: dies and comes back to get my armor Zombie in the cave: that’s mine now
@garlite90463 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@seedrid4 жыл бұрын
Dream: **is about to beat the enderdragon on hermitcraft server** Every other hermit: We don’t do that here.
@dlik68234 жыл бұрын
We when teacher doesn’t let me move chairs in 2th grade: And i took that personally
@fennex4583 жыл бұрын
10:03 that is the funniest minecraft thing I have ever seen cause there is no difference
@YourRulerKingDedede4 жыл бұрын
5:28 I think the e-man is me playing ssbu
@AbsolutelyAri13 жыл бұрын
You see a spider: Panik It's daytime: Kalm You're in a cave: *P a n i k*
@anyxtt4 жыл бұрын
ah yes, mc memes
@jg49393 жыл бұрын
axolotl: *is a cute animal and is fun to put on memes* :) also axolotl: *you get added to a really popular game* :D still axolotl: *but you are used as a living shield against guardian* :(
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46064 жыл бұрын
This is the meaning of life.
@jaoeru70064 жыл бұрын
There Is No One Cool Except One... The Guy Who Litterally Kill Enderman With Punch
@keyboardknight414 жыл бұрын
Normal minecraft servers : G When your mom gets in : R
@RandomMimikyu3 жыл бұрын
I’m just happy that people still remember mc dungeons
@saifazawy52564 жыл бұрын
Everyone: * talking about minecraft * Me: but no 1 talking about terra Boomers: *terraria is 2d minecraft*
@lazylad34964 жыл бұрын
Minecraft should have a Valentine's day update where they bring back the rose
@Bread-qs2sc4 жыл бұрын
Me: Kills three Pillagers Pillagers: So, you have chosen death... Also me: Yum Yum milk from cow Also Pillagers: Understandable have a nice day 😎✌️
@Shyuki_the_Snep4 жыл бұрын
Using oak wood in a build: 🤚 Using dark oak in a build: 🤚 Using spruce in a build: 👌
@darkessential08924 жыл бұрын
I was having such a bad day, I couldn’t win any bedwars or any among us games. You really made my day. Thank you so much 😅
@satyman083 жыл бұрын
8:53 I actually watched that video just yesterday
@skull18114 жыл бұрын
Commenting until memenade gets 1 million subscribers: day 40
@farzanmunshi80544 жыл бұрын
He's a man of commitment, focus and sheer will
@sergiomorim373 жыл бұрын
Before reading this, look at the meme at 3:02 In chemistry nomenclature, a pentagon is a cyclopentane, and a yourbuildisgon is a CYCLOCREEPANE
@GasparDiazP4 жыл бұрын
9:29 bedrock players leave
@crazedaxebutbetter52083 жыл бұрын
9:55 is so true 🤣
@benthejmen42834 жыл бұрын
ya like jazz?
@msa97613 жыл бұрын
1:22 When he said *Mineraft* i felt that
@user-vv6bl1lt1z4 жыл бұрын
girls:minecraft is so bad! girls who play minecraft:yeah..*sniffs
@unb14 жыл бұрын
Minute 9:40: Exists Skeppy: are you sure about that?
@oldpepsi72814 жыл бұрын
No views, 14 comments, 21 likes. Posted 0 seconds ago
@IfIhadacarIddriveitinsane4 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
@FlaminJolt4 жыл бұрын
do ya like jazz
@zosangpuiichawngthu66824 жыл бұрын
Early
@ДмитрийБейл-и3щ4 жыл бұрын
Wait this video was made 1 hour ago and u commented 2 hours ago, yt is on some serious cocaine
@FlaminJolt4 жыл бұрын
@@ДмитрийБейл-и3щ XD
@cheesydibbles37133 жыл бұрын
2:23 would have been better if the wandering traders said: Am i a joke to u?
@joaomanoelkormann70324 жыл бұрын
In my future project of crossover: Pink pearl after the sex: sansy problaby is thinking in a other girl Sans: (smoke a cigarrete) 9999999$ for a fried snow is a good trade pinky
@joaomanoelkormann70324 жыл бұрын
@@No-cv4du It's for my future project of crossover, OH MY GOD YOU ARE BLIND
@joaomanoelkormann70324 жыл бұрын
@@No-cv4du Who sans "befriended" with toriel
@CorrupToast4 жыл бұрын
@@No-cv4du ikr is he stupid
@itz_papayaYT4 жыл бұрын
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
@itz_papayaYT4 жыл бұрын
Wait hold up
@fabiorrahi2 жыл бұрын
3:02 LOL IM DYING🤣😂😅😂🤣🤣
@RicyStuff4 жыл бұрын
7:10 Nintendo Switch? More like WiiU edition... Remember that? Or the 3DS edition xD
@mugrootbeersupremacist43254 жыл бұрын
0:14 irl axolotls are super cute I have one and he is an angel. They always look like there smiling which always brightens my mood.
@iannavedo70274 жыл бұрын
Glow squid is useles change my mind First by the way
@sevgi60264 жыл бұрын
Its not useless, its pretty, pretty color, pretty swiming, bright glowing. When you swim underwater rather than being all dark its ghosty vibe and fun and pretty. Did i change it? XD
@asrieldreemurr38324 жыл бұрын
Ok
@sevgi60264 жыл бұрын
@@asrieldreemurr3832 oh no ;-;
@Peaman424 жыл бұрын
I think there's no point in complaining about it because it's happening already. Also it's gonna look cool in caves.
@iannavedo70274 жыл бұрын
@@asrieldreemurr3832 shits about to go down
@mr.electro46744 жыл бұрын
I remember having an enchanting table language letter translator in one of those hardback guides
@tobewan2b12 жыл бұрын
Let's take the moment to appreciate how effort he puts into the content for us
@smg6142 жыл бұрын
Shut
@ep1k_44 жыл бұрын
0:43 LOL My Laptop is from 2008 and it can handle Forge Mods like KeyStrokes with around 100-200 FPS in 1.8.9
@indankal4 жыл бұрын
Early squad what up
@neilquirke19484 жыл бұрын
Yo
@rinkiyakepapa91734 жыл бұрын
Yo
@mypfpisyourdad4224 жыл бұрын
@@rinkiyakepapa9173 ur also a kid
@mypfpisyourdad4224 жыл бұрын
@@neilquirke1948 and ur also a kid
@rinkiyakepapa91734 жыл бұрын
@@mypfpisyourdad422 yep I’m a kid and not an adult watching memes
@halloweenqueen82864 жыл бұрын
Once I watched a llama try to spit at a dog and it missed and hit the other llama. They just kept spitting at each other until they both died.
@shortpuppetvideos17464 жыл бұрын
First
@frank2412064 жыл бұрын
U are good damn right
@tripplordofinconvenience99534 жыл бұрын
Congratulations you are truly first
@moooshrum4 жыл бұрын
Wow you are the first
@asrieldreemurr38324 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@siblingsinc.18614 жыл бұрын
Ur goddamn right
@syakinathulaqilah77733 жыл бұрын
Pro Players: "Diamond pickaxe is the best tool ever!" Gold Pickaxe: *Let my introduce myself* Gold Pickaxe: *I mine faster than a Diamond Pickaxe!* Also Diamond Pickaxe: but you have less durability Gold Pickaxe: *I'm still the best tool ever*
@AmyTheMeower4 жыл бұрын
"Alexander the great, Napoleon, Mussolini and Hitler, all suffered from ailurophobia, the fear of cats" Me in my dreams: Maybe I am a dictator.
@Crep354 жыл бұрын
Your name is ironic
@marcomanis_mlg10674 жыл бұрын
Enjoying childhood while it lasts: Exists Coronavirus: Wait, that's illegal.
@2huUuuUUUU4 жыл бұрын
42 is the meaning of life, Minecraft memes #42 Minecraft is the meaning of life
@NightDreams-ll8nj4 жыл бұрын
Memenade is the Combustable Lemon from Portal 2. Thank you.
@kthepro32043 жыл бұрын
zombie: punch enderman: teleport zombie pigman: slice with sword skeleton: bow and arrow creeper: CoMmIt SuiSiDe!!!11!
@soordplay55043 жыл бұрын
4:33 “they had in the first half not gonna lie”
@henrylauderdale10933 жыл бұрын
KZbinrs: nobody has subscribed with their nose. Me:no one has subscribed offline.
@kevinnguyen30873 жыл бұрын
People with no armour: I'm too weak. Me with enchanted Netherite: *UNLIMITED POWER!!!*
@tninja54894 жыл бұрын
This actually made my day better
@linawu094 жыл бұрын
You here the hissing of a creeper: *Panik* You realize it is just your parrot: *Kalm* You realize your parrot is making creeper sounds because a creeper is nearby: *Panik*