Minecraft: MY MIND IS BLOWN

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X33N: / x33n
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Outro Song:
WE ARE FURY - For The Moment (feat. Fletcher Mills)
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Thanks for watching, dudes! Ratings, favorites, and general feedback is always appreciated :)

[@TheUniqueImpact]

Hey! Thanks for playing my map! :D

[@Billybo10K]

You made an awesome map Unique! So cool to see that Jordan played it, great job!

[@Itamark500]

Very well thought and smart map! I loved every second of it!

[@Fernwoood]

UniqueImpact That was a really good map. I did enjoyed playing it

[@gumfum2828]

Good job Unique! This is a great map! :D

[@TheBopPops]

Great map dude

[@avahauge9552]

"What have I accomplished? Absolutely nothing! I don't even know what I'm trying to accomplish." That is litteraly my life

[@bisonmoose6952]

THAT'S SO FRICKIN' CLEVER you manipulate the colors the whole map, so you try to avoid the color clearing pressure plate that was the first one you see in the first room, and the last puzzle seems impossible: you need each color to be there at the same time, and the color clearer from way back at the start solves it!

[@Billybo10K]

I know right! It was like the map came full circle!

[@GeeztJeez]

that was indeed genius

[@evilboobookin8970]

*This puzzle map is the best I've seen in a while! Props to the creator, for well, creativity!*

[@evilboobookin8970]

33:02 *I don't know why but the sound of the shattering glass almost gave me a heart attack.*

[@indigo1324]

Evil Boobookin it scared me too. I think it might be because it was really loud.

[@50zezima]

Me too lmao im wearing headphones

[@simonwoodhouse]

When the mystery door glass shattered it scared the shit out of me

[@dgpkira9440]

Gotta love how the one plate that he had to avoid all game was the one needed to win lol Good way to mess with someone's head haha

[@lainter]

Jordan you should do ultra modded survival season 2 or just a different name. Maybe with X33N maybe not, it would be fun anyway!

[@fakefork110]

E4kre I'm not a fork

[@corya2445]

Fake Fork we know. But we will not Reveal Your Secrets.

[@demonreaper6953]

E4kre he did its ep 101 on in his playlist but it was solo

[@samrodgers1448]

Yasssss

[@demowessur]

Jerry ;-;

[@nikotofa4119]

Don't you just hate it when you go to click fullscreen and accidentally go to the end of the vid ruining the whole thing in the process😑

[@frostbite1699]

Niko Tofa IKR

[@justryan7519]

nah just double tap the middle of the screen or hit f

[@nikotofa4119]

Just Ryan my man. Shot bro

[@garretthayes8188]

Niko Tofa all of the time... I'm on mobile

[@jeremiahchu1543]

Garrett Hayes same

[@dylanperhacs6119]

2:05 "What do you do? Why are you here" *listen im just here for the drinks and food bro*

[@DrBlueCow]

I'm just here to remind you Jordan, that Owls are still birds in case you've forgotten again.

[@Admiral_Lynx89]

Deceptively simple build, incredible execution. This is a very well put together puzzle map. The portion with the zombies being used as movable pieces is a nice touch as well. Great job map makers! :D

[@IceMetalPunk]

I've always liked maps where you have to re-use the same areas in different ways. This is the epitome of that, and it's great :) The transition from summer to winter in that one room was a clever idea, and it kind of makes me want to build a map around that concept, but with all the seasons...

[@dncovjsbeicj]

Who else thinks this map was just amazing

[@Gianni10158]

27:44 **Jordans accidental A-Team reference**

[@Capalot03]

2:42 *Looks At Clay Jordan: "More Gravel" Me: Wow lol

[@Billybo10K]

Oh this is cool! I actually know the creator of this map pretty well and he'll probably be pretty happy that you played his map!

[@christiantruppo5770]

"Are owls birds?" -Jordan Maron

[@corya2445]

Quote of the year

[@PuentesRE]

Plus one for Mordor. Any LOTR puns will get that. That last bit where Jordan had to get the colors cleared was very clever. That plate was like a Checkhov's gun, introduced at the start, not really seeming to be relevant, and then boom. That goes to show how well thought out this was. I don't know if I could have gotten through that one topsy turvy room, let alone anywhere near as fast as he did it. My brain would have broke. But, very cool overall.

[@Cloiss_]

17:08 "How do we get out now?" *not suspicious jump cut* "Sweet! We did it!"

[@itsnotoona]

But he basicly cleared the challenge already.

[@Dumbrarere]

CaptainSparklez: "I'm red now..." Me: "Don't become Communist on us now, CaptainSparklez!"

[@mradibs8889]

Ooh this brings back sour memories, I really hated the flippy room, I remember spending the most time in that room

[@andrewlies6291]

I like that Jordan is one of the few creators from any type of KZbin channel (be it Minecraft, League of Legends, Dora, Daily Vlogs, Make-Up Tutorials, Comedy Channels, etc.) that is still entertaining after 4 years of KZbin experience. Mad respect Jordan, keep it up man!

[@Sanas_Shy_Language]

Poor Neptune. He’s left out of the planet order.

[@toagradius8856]

"Remember when phones had number buttons?" *brings out smartphone Uh, yeah. They still do. "ReMeMbEr WhEn ThErE wErE lEtTeRs UnDeR tHe NuMbErS?!" ...I think you need help Jordan

[@babybat115]

Toa Gradius pretty sure he meant like squishy buttons but funny nonetheless

[@abadgurl2010]

I'm guessing that you never had a Nokia back in the day. There used to be letters on the physical number buttons.

[@toagradius8856]

geekqueen2010 I know. The point is that it never stopped being a thing; number pads on smartphones still have letters underneath them

[@abadgurl2010]

@@toagradius8856 There are still smartphones with number pads?

[@toagradius8856]

geekqueen2010 I don’t mean a physical number pad. I mean there’s still “letters under the numbers” on modern phones when you go into its call application and bring up the number pad screen. Jardon probably did mean the physical pads but I was poking fun at the way he worded it. Apologies for the confusion :v

[@themadhattress5008]

I always miss these types of videos. Thanks for making one again!

[@thesquad1151]

The game made my brain hurt and I wasn't even playing.

[@mkmuaqibizzuddin6885]

This is one of the brilliant maps out there

[@zee3018]

Well in fact I used to have a phone with a touch pad and I'm a 2000's kid

[@basian74]

That glass breaking during the planet puzzle actually made me jump it was so loud lol

[@kennyb0y1597]

Watching the flipping puzzle Jordan please I just ate I'm going to hurl

[@Illhelppwn]

That was the coolest map I've seen yet. Good job man.

[@poltercreeper]

"I'm red now" *walks over blue* Me: You're blue now. That's my attack.

[@thanhatnguyen1955]

poltercreeper Awwwww shit. My soul can no longer float in the air.

[@jayalexander7467]

NYEH HEH HEH!

[@itsnotoona]

Nice reference 👌🏻 Made my day as a Undertale fan

[@Mntdewmania1]

This has got to be one of the most inventive maps I've ever seen WOW!!!

[@GhostechGaming]

"I like mysteries but only when I know the answer to them" -Jardon 2017

[@zolays]

This video was really enjoyable, keep up the good work!👍

[@Moonfallen87]

Nice to see you doing a video like this by yourself =). I love watching you play Minecraft maps, but only when it's just you =(.

[@laze_chips7762]

How Jordan solves puzzles -"GET ON TOP OF THE TREES"

[@PrinceDamienSilves]

>Doing a map which has a linear path that spells it's self out >Somehow gets lost and can't figure it out >Says it's impossible >jumpcuts to where he noticed the thing he was staring at was where he has to go. ENTIRE sequence for ever minecraft map he does.

[@SoVeryVerySleepy]

This is the coolest puzzle map I’ve ever seen

[@tylerhenry4439]

That was a really cool map

[@rileyk.5212]

jardon your the best and all but i have never yelled at my computer screen so much, such a great map but super easy lol

[@ClaireNecessities]

Definitely a really cool map

[@Andrew-wg5sf]

Does anybody else feel like Jordan is forgetting about the pokefind tiebreaker with x33n?

[@FASTshot23456]

Jordan missed the opportunity to say "Welcome to the sun-drenched tropical paradise of Isle Delfino!"

[@Eman-hr5kc]

4:20 "two mor-dores opened" there taking the hobits to isenguard

[@henrycgs]

surprisingly, this puzzle map actually has puzzles!

[@pinkraven4402]

Perfect puzzle map for me

[@brianjack9283]

love your vids man

[@fragnator3017]

This map looks so amazing

[@spiltcoffee7093]

The word short is longer than the word long

[@twentyonepilotspancatthedi6460]

Nehemiah Snyder 👏👏👏

[@nicholasjohnson7908]

WOWWW SO ORIGINALLLL

[@twentyonepilotspancatthedi6460]

Logan Logiudice yes, just yes 👏

[@JooshCClay]

But the word "Longer" is longer than the word "Short." *But isn't "Shorter" longer than "Longer?"*

[@CAB00S3]

Woah, dude

[@gohanblack5834]

Seeing Jordan uploading a video lasting longer than half an hour, is literally one of the best things in the world so far.

[@NLT1734]

That glassbreak jumpscared me😂😂

[@Shashu_the_little_Voidling]

I guess you could say the map creator... left a unique impact

[@taylorcarlsen9700]

Congrats on ten mil i just realized that you got to it nice job

[@CyberChamp]

Omg Unique is famous. I am so jealous.

[@Billybo10K]

Legit, Unique is going to be so calmly happy when he sees this.

[@BigRickRolled]

CyberChamp I know unique impact omg I'm co famous

[@Fernwoood]

OMG, unique is getting popular

[@hailthekingYT]

The fact we got him to say "Pigman13" in a video is hilarious.

[@Billybo10K]

And he'll never know what it means.

[@Novafan]

the first map where jardon isnt completely oblivious

[@moonrisehowler1842]

26:24 Inspirational Spooklez 2k17

[@legoboy468]

Jardon you should do another minecraft series with multiple people, it doesn't have to have a story like mianite, but maybe add some mods or something. Maybe do it with the building games crew?

[@WillCookSound]

I used to binge watch this dude years ago

[@CattIsSilly]

Congratulations on 10 mil

[@sepiasmith5065]

such an impressive design!!!!!!!

[@pheonixfirehawk1247]

Chef Boyjordee tries a recipe from Ro

[@Aronstorme]

really cool map

[@Gamershark-es1ly]

As a loyal subscriber for 4 years now, I have to say what everyone else thinks; enough minecraft Jordan. It's old, it's the same, it's just boring. Play something new, like Fallout 4 or Escapists 2, or something..Fresher. Please like so Jardon can see this.

[@hallowizer440]

You're not dumb; the clouds weren't clay until you hit the pressure plate.

[@alexkuhn5188]

Cool map!

[@jeromesegard5658]

26:20 I was expecting him to say i want to be an apache attack helicopter

[@ghosthunter0404]

Holy cow that was insane lol

[@linneafrangipane5785]

I really enjoyed this map

[@younghoff6815]

Captain sparkles is the best at MINECRAFT

[@dyllanjensen9256]

13:40 Jardon really, it's so obvious

[@krise99391]

Jardon definetly did not google anything in this session, Nothing at all

[@thefloppykitten672]

So this is a story of three heroes a archer named Legomore, a swordsman named Damitrus, and a wizard named Gandor. They are on a quest to find the ultimate punchline that can make anyone laugh. Gandor wanted the punchline to make a stand up comedy career to earn so much money. Damitrus wanted the punch line to control people and make himself ruler by distraction. But Legomore, ol, Legomore just wanted to make people laugh. So they start their journey and they come across a merchant standing in the middle of the path, not letting them through. He said he was selling steak. Then they somehow find a way to sneak past the merchant, but then they find a hungry dragon. The dragon said that if he receives 5 steak then he will let them past. So they go back to the merchant and he sells 5 Steak for $20. The heroes have no money so they decide they need to get jobs. So they turn around and they find a lumberyard. So once they have done their jobs they all got $20. So Legomore makes the decision to spend his money to buy the meat. So after he bought it they fed the dragon and he let them pass. Then they kept on the path but they ran into a wall they couldn't walk around. They tried to climb up but it was to steep to climb. So they headed to the left and they ran into a desert there wasn't anything useful there. So they headed to the right and there was a rainforest so they collected vines to use as ropes. Then Legomore shot the vines up to the top of the wall, so they climbed up. But when they got up to the top there were guards who wanted to fight. So they won, but during the fight Gandor accidently burned Damitrus on the leg. So Damitrus's leg needed medical assistents so they saw the merchant again so they asked him if he sold bandages. He said yes but for $20 so Damitrus gave him his $20. His leg was still sore so they continued slowly but surely. Until they finally reached the temple. So they walked up to the door but the door was locked. So they looked around and saw the merchant and they asked if he knew were the key was. He said I can sell you the key for $21. The group saw that Gandor only had $20. So they looked around until they found a place where they can get $1. A fountain. They went swimming until they found $1 in pennies. So they traveled back to the merchant and bought the key. They walk up to the temple and turn the key in the door and the door opens. A light fanfare was played followed by a blinding light revealing... nothing the punchline is gone. So they go and ask the merchant about the ultimate punchline and he said. The punchline never existed. You are just wasting your money and... All of YOUR time. - Thefloppykitten

[@tonirocha2520]

Grate map Jordan

[@GrayVision]

Ayy Jordan thinking outside the box on the last part! (literally outside the box) ha...

[@brendendeluna]

Congrats on 10mil bro

[@prathmeshp7956]

Dear Jardon, you aren't fooling anyone when you suddenly "have a thought" during these puzzle maps. We all know you're looking up a walkthrough. Sincerely, Fan.

[@trinitystenger5699]

You're awesome Jordan!

[@jesserobbins9941]

lol i jumped when the purple glass that trapped you in broke XD

[@hayitsmskitkat26]

Why tf are you so smart and good at minecraft!!! Love you Jardon!!

[@julimaldonado7758]

Hey love minecraft an u keep it up!

[@MessyMickey123]

There's no way Jardon could miraculously jump to the conclusion that the planet puzzles had to do with old phones immediately

[@swiftcashew]

NL It's not miraculous, it's a jumpcut. Any amount of time could've passed, he just edited out him thinking so we don't have to waste time watching him stuck. If you watch some previous maps where he gets really stuck and has to look up the answer, he always says that he did

[@MessyMickey123]

Even in previous maps, if he is able to theorise wrong solutions, the thinking process and the failures are also added in. Considering he has cheated before, and tried to play it off... I can't trust that he actually completes any map on his own if there are jump cuts.

[@deliriousoutlaw1803]

Anyone else notice when he cleared himself of all colors he didn't have to pass through the red like the last cut I'm onto you jardon

[@neonplays3123]

Fun video jordan i have been a big fan for years!!!

[@mulitiblenon-skill2154]

18:44 that one Batman Arkham knight puzzle

[@thunderfox1701]

Jordon: remember those phones that had those numbers pads on them with the letters under them? Me: ....you mean a flip phone?

[@opum3]

issa crazy map

[@jonathanhernandez6501]

28:00 it looked yellow because there was blue behind it?

[@dragon_os5153]

yellow + blue make green. He saw blue and then used his brain to think that it was yellow.

[@shawn_crabtree]

Its been a year and I still don’t know why X33n is in the description.

[@itsnotoona]

Because X33n is Jordan's friend?

[@drputhy2001]

Anyone else think Jordan would enjoy a fallout 4 series. It's has home/weapon crafting/modding and would just overall be a nice change of pace and than he could a modded season later

[@victoriam586]

Gonna guess you looked the phone one up, between it being completely out of nowhere and the jump cut leading to it. Shame they didn't foreshadow that one at all.

[@Zarosian_Ice]

That's one a-mazing puzzle map.. :)

[@bdevl52]

This map seemed to follow the progression that the dungeons in ocarina of time had... Flowed very well...

[@FLINTGaming1]

that was awesome!!

[@nicholashoi3155]

Hey Jordon i love your Reddit videos

[@lukebaker5135]

I'm questioning your word choice for the thumbnail Jardon

[@fakefork110]

Pig Mage I'm not a fork

[@01Sunshine234]

why?

[@asexualbert7262]

Fake Fork Let me ask you one thing: Are you sure? *Are you SURE???*

[@fakefork110]

Cassidy Dingman INDEED

[@drakenn342]

I'm questioning how you link that.

[@ocarinaninja6182]

"Is this what you came for?! Pig nudging?!"

[@elielbertil9767]

I love ur vids bro

[@Haru-fq4ze]

0:58 "That's pretty cool." Do you mean.. "That's parti-cule"? *cough *I'm sorry.