Minecraft's Impossible Speedrun

Minecraft has many speedruns that challenge even its top players, but this one has them do something almost impossible.. touch grass. Of course, I'm joking, but this silly side category did result in a very interesting speedrun.
Watch the run here: • 0.201 Touch Grass
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Seed (1.16.1): 2030980
Found by: / @swordtomato
Music: Stevia Sphere - Whiskey on the Rocks
#shorts #minecraft #speedrun

[@amCobalt]

Watch the (0.201 second) run here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3S0hIBqZ7R9pNE Subscribe to 70luna! www.youtube.com/@70luna Seed (1.16.1): 2030980 Found by: www.youtube.com/@SwordTomato

[@yaeyde]

now we need a 0.100 second run for touching grass

[@NOTGALAVANIZEDSQUARESTEEL]

00.201 secend is how long i last in bed

[@glorpluv]

​@@NOTGALAVANIZEDSQUARESTEELsame bro ✊😔

[@khairuddinkhai8733]

FOOLS ON YOU I TOUCHED GRASS MULTIPLE TIMES

[@Gpl6439]

This was very entertaining. I like how the speedrunner manage to retain his viewers through such a long run.

[@deltified]

touching grass is truly impossible for people like me. respect.

[@i30]

Wait what's that

[@naddyalo7]

I touch grass 6847 times even tho i played roblox for 4.2k hours

[@QtarosNormalTrip]

​@@naddyalo7legos dont count

[@Sv3nGameR]

⁠wait grass exist? I tought it was in minecraft only

[@naddyalo7]

@@QtarosNormalTrip you played roblox to

[@eddie_lol]

"where an incompetent farmer accidentally chopped a savannah house in half" 💀

[@darkshot2019]

195 like with no comment? dayum

[@clairedelune61]

360 WITH NO REPLIES DAYUM@@darkshot2019

[@January1983_1]

cringe

[@mafelbala395]

​@@January1983_1how it cringe

[@edgegodfrivolous]

@@January1983_1 bro probably mad his mom named him david

[@alimegahed4292]

"Bro took touch grass" too far💀

[@granolah413]

xD

[@Dreblominations]

Bro took "touch grass"*

[@wackedywoodle]

How’s there only 2 comments? Here before this explodes

[@manishpoojari9457]

​​@@wackedywoodle wait this comment section gonna explode? .. .. Where is my bomb suit.. wait I don't have one bomb suit! oh noo!!

[@King_Marvin]

@@manishpoojari9457bro why do you need a bomb suit if it’s gonna get explored

[@xDeivit136]

They should speedrun touching grass in real life too.

[@flame1625]

Imposible

[@theflamingadam1112]

No because for that you would actually have to go outside

[@AnimeFan-wd5pq]

That’s a TAS only trick I’m afraid

[@ankitagoel1179]

What is grass?

[@theflamingadam1112]

@@ankitagoel1179 Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.[3] Grasses Temporal range: Albian-Present PreꞒ Ꞓ O S D C P T J K Pg N [1] Flowering head of meadow foxtail Alopecurus pratensis Scientific classification Kingdom: Plantae Clade: Tracheophytes Clade: Angiosperms Clade: Monocots Clade: Commelinids Order: Poales Clade: Graminid clade Family: Poaceae John Hendley Barnhart[2] Type genus Poa L. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis. Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.[4] Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[5] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style. With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,[3] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.[6] The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[7] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion). Evolution of grass Grasses include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[8] Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.[9] Grass and people Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover rooves, and to weave baskets. Language In English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: * "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else". * "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". * "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. * All flesh is grass: Old Testament book of Isaiah, chapter 40, verses 6-8. A very true observation of the present-day ecology. See the Miocene for the ecological relevance. * Grass is a slang term for cannabis (pot, weed, or marijuana). Cannabis looks like a grass, but it is actually a rosid.

[@fancy_potat]

Ah yes, not touching grass in order to find the optimal seed for touching grass.

[@bubbanator3340]

Task failed successfully?

[@The_Prime_MEMEister]

Underrated

[@fancy_potat]

@@bubbanator3340 Y E S

[@of_theMoon]

The irony

[@Number19MouseInBakedBeans]

Buddy touched grass faster than a lawful good gamer

[@bamalde7724]

"which is so uncommon in both circumstances " got me dying laughing into the floor so hard, I noclipped to the backrooms😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@saxophone_chihuahua]

how are you using the internet? did you go to level 972?

[@bamalde7724]

@@saxophone_chihuahua yeah, took long enough to get there

[@ourporter]

Fr, I laughed so hard that I came a little bit

[@MrConfused.]

​@@ourporter you what ☠️

[@lucascrc4074]

Gamers having to touch grass:☠️☠️

[@ApolloDAstronaut]

Me: I want to touch grass! Mom: We have grass at home Grass at home:

[@closed1162]

i think his mom is ginshin impact player 💀

[@SolarMonke]

"toutch grass" -tzun zu Edit -MOM IM FAMOUSE

[@iloveskibiditoilet674]

Famous*

[@santias6825]

🐁

[@the_blue_hole]

Why just why you said mom am famous? Idk why but i and some people hate MOM AM FAMOUS or MOM LOOK AM FAMOUS (Random number) likes and no comment? Let me fix this

[@ImNotHere4750]

​@@the_blue_holeohno cringe

[@Tanzo_Adzuki]

This comment has so much grammatical errors that not even an English Major could understand

[@taylor3621]

Dude touched grass so quickly it makes the people that just don't touch it look less scared of the outdoors

[@Brand-yk6dw]

Touch grass speed run: Me spawning in

[@bbunkey]

Minecraft tryhards when told to touch grass

[@FentanylMonkey]

Bro is almost faster than my reaction time 😅

[@Squinglet]

Stop gassing yourself up just cause u got a 0.3 on reaction test 😭💀

[@FentanylMonkey]

@@Squinglet I was saying that because he got grass in minecraft almost faster than my reaction time. I was implying that the run is fast

[@watermelonwarrior239]

when your bro tells you to touch grass:

[@YouTubeIsSeriouslyFucked]

This would what id do when someone tries to use a year old insult meme on me

[@ОльгаШадрина-ь2н]

-you playing minecraft too long touch grass -chellange accepted

[@YachtpeeR-sk5du]

Touching grass is a feat I will surely never be able to accomplish

[@Thy_Grand_Marshal]

Discord mods tremble upon this man’s sheer presence.

[@ApolloDAstronaut]

Touch Grass Any%

[@kylerm7392]

Bro touched grass without leaving his moms basement

[@BlockAgent007_]

the fastest anyone's ever touched grass

[@williamdunn4811]

Society is at a point where people are so bored that people are racing eachother to touch fictious grass in a childrens video game

[@Idrkaname]

some noob: “touch grass” speed runner “ok”

[@Wassabi-zu3gi]

Mom can we have Yrrha Mom: we have Yrrha at home Yrrha at home:

[@natalyac8233]

Imagine getting bullied for “not touching grass for an entire 0.201 seconds 😂

[@GreatWhiteWalrus]

Ironically, by doing this speedrun, he iliminated every chance of him touching grass in real life

[@SlidesHandler13]

Minecraft players when they're bored

[@Sawyahboyah]

is no one gonna talk about the half door on the side

[@arielvillagonza1794]

the speedrunner broke physics

[@lm2cooltoplay]

"To instantly rape the house of its precious grass" 💀

[@TVMSMVP]

Nahh💀💀😭

[@finex2126]

Can’t tell if you’re joking or not but he said raid, not r*pe

[@UnderworldDoctorNatasha]

You're long overdue for an ear exam

[@HeisenbergFam..]

@@finex2126Why did you censor it, what are you 5?

[@maxii7890]

​@@HeisenbergFam..what 5 year old knows what rape is

[@MrCoolkille94]

When you cant compete with the real world record you start making up your own 😂😂😂

[@NotNetron]

Aight Ima go touch some stone now

[@TheOtherAviationGuy]

“Yo-“ “I got grass!”

[@IS_THAT_ZENITH_MARTLET]

I need a tutorial for the scene when he said "in both circumstances". the CGI actually looked real, even better than Interstellar's VFX

[@winterscorpion996]

I thought the video was going to be about somebody running other house to touch grass

[@davidfilipovic138]

Bro is failing the achievement irl

[@SaulGoodcatReal]

Great, now all they need to do is the same thing but in real life

[@Bioh9z9rd]

Now i want them to touch actual physical grass

[@tsunamiman5512]

“Both circumstances “ 🤣

[@captainrusca]

?

[@NinjaOwl47]

Nobody gonna talk about the half dorr of the house?

[@andrewkvk1707]

The timer doesnt start until the runner enters an input and the fastest time for the game to register an action is .2 seconds. There's still optimization to be had. 0.001 seconds of optimization.

[@mohamed102-x3m]

Normal people: just a speedrun Camman18 : What the fastest speedrun in history??

[@fredkalc8634]

Bro speedrunned TouchGrass%

[@Ba1loonnWasTaken]

Task failed successfully

[@davroid5088]

The scissors💀

[@mikaelabas4270]

average human: bro this took me days to find fresh grass 70luna: bro it literally took me 1/5th of a second to find fresh grass

[@ПростоДен]

bro took "go touch grass" on another level💀

[@HarryOverthrow]

I found tallgrass once at my friends and went absolutely mental bc of how rare it is and he just thought I was a weirdo bc he didn't know tallgrass doesn't drop tallgrass

[@Sod1ePop]

not fresh grass, tall grass

[@stress_y]

BRO I FOUND ON MY FAV SERVER THE SAME HOUSE WITH HALF OF DOOR

[@mythicaltwinkie8216]

It's funny because to achieve the fastest touch grass speedrun speed means you touch the least amount of irl grass.

[@toydima]

Touch grass Minecraft players: 😐 HOI4 players: 💀

[@samplayz_3066]

the fastest one could be 0.1 seconds, since items load into your inventory 0.1 seconds after you first clicked on it

[@hihello5590]

Imagine being a villager after endermsn destroys his house, seeing some random person appear aout of thin air, moves his head at the speed enough to break your neck, just to grab a piece of grass from your chest from 4 blocks away just for that person to disappear from thin air again

[@sepantaasadpour8722]

bro didnt touch grass for months to touch grass in the minecraft😂

[@-JBYT-]

Imagine tall grass

[@Voxel_444]

No, that's not the grass I meant. Now go outside and touch some grass

[@Arar2c]

Grass Blocks: 😢

[@ambikajagadeesh5661]

No one gave a shit about the rarest half door 😂😂

[@SussySkyGaming]

U can't get more than 0.2 seconds because Minecraft can't even register the item yet

[@Vinner100]

Did you know that in minecraft Bedrock edition you can shear grass to get the item

[@Forestdude9000]

Why is Java village generation so funky?

[@4_quq-k5r]

One time I got double tall grass in Minecraft

[@DanielPlayzOfficial]

Are we not going to talk about the half door?

[@jo_de_pro1973]

the said go touch grass but he did it si fast that they didnt even realise

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

Speedrunners will touch grass in anything BUT real life

[@Murkyelm-DAWN]

TRANS FLOWERS SPOTTED!!! BASED ALERT!

[@Wolferyay]

I was just telling my friends if touch grass was achievment and I saw this right after I said it

[@Bob-.-]

the timer is still going go touch actual grass

[@ljmods7344]

Again, everything was placed there before hand when they edited the seed, like people think these are real but I can take a world, place everything where it needs to be for a flawless speed run. Like it’s a joke and these “random” seed speed runs are all bullshit

[@forestsquared5553]

I have touched grass the fastest But at what cost? Touching grass

[@satelliteimagerymusic]

Someone told him to touch grass so he did it virtually

[@chipbag7055]

dude i did not think he said raid.

[@paulius-w5v]

dam never thought people would speed run touching grass in a video game (if i was any good at speed running i probably would too)

[@boomerhunter5705]

Wait Grass in survivl is rare??? I got 2 of it from a Savanna chest and I felt that its kinda rare

[@LeoisepicxdEpic]

When someone tells u to touch grass. Me:

[@shoukatjaved2534]

Bro there was a half door that is so rare

[@grass..]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 respect she did the impossible

[@Austrian_mapper11]

The waffle house has find a New host

[@SmolManSpeedruns]

Im still proud i got second place to touch grass (my time is 1.908 seconds)

[@coderxgamer]

bro needs to touch grass

[@azsrs0]

blud is NOT finally landing

[@lillybarbour9317]

this impossible for anyone touching grass is impossible for anyone to do

[@Notinganymore21]

Bro really say : this villager *accidentally* (idk after that)

[@crazykathy1014]

I got it out of a villager chest and I keep it as a trophie 🗿🗿🗿

[@mistagamerdude9938]

I've spent years searching for grass to touch IRL. I am close to giving up

[@thecat5027]

Wait wtf i played in an mcci tournament with 70luna

[@ToastStealer-o8k]

Don't savannah villages have tall grass in the chests?

[@link3676]

any discord mod: "impossible" 💀

[@H_Yukikaze]

Great speedrun by them, Now do a speedrun in real life.

[@zeckaboom]

broooo, but can't you just cut the grass whith scissors?

[@Mr_oof2809]

Is this man speaking gibberish what in the hell is grass

[@chillie5241]

I think he misunderstood what people meant…

[@TheBreadLordForever]

Bread

[@zellylong323]

These speedrunners rlly thinking they touched grass

[@TheShVdoV]

"And here is proof that nothing is impossible"

[@Josipbroztito87]

Now she needs to go outside and tuch real grass

[@Boop__Doop]

This is not what we ment by "touch grass"

[@andrewgiacabazi7780]

100 hours on hoi4 havnt touched grass in weeks