Minecraft: The Terrace (#1)

[@nanowears7478]

Jordan 2 should totally play the witness, watching his emotions would be a roller coaster!

[@ewsoccerball]

I second this!

[@MiTheMer]

It's way better than this map which was simply limitted in terms of intricate machanics by what MC can do...

[@kilbymorgan8626]

I found that the Witness was only hard at points because I didn't know what was possible which made it more annoying than fun. It would be like if I switched iron textures for lapis and told you to make a pickaxe.

[@rainydayetime]

nahnahnah he needs to play the Looker

[@benjaminstowe8948]

This!

[@orangejuice2649]

30:26 - 31:55 ... favorite moment, literally like the comedic timing timing of the sound and jardon had me laughing so hard

[@breakingaustin]

It's on purpose.. you are supposed to try to hear the sounds through the noise of the Portal

[@samamamacusb2049]

“Ok it really was the blocks sounds.” “Nooooooooo”

[@DarthCobay]

My dad works on condos/hotels along the ocean. He writes proposals, but in order to write them he has to be there to inspect the buildings. Biggest issue isn’t the sand, but the salt spray from the ocean. Gets in the concrete and starts to erode the steel rebars. If they notice issues, they help the building contract a contractor to fix it.

[@soupfork7893]

This has made me realize that jurdan is the king of overthinking

[@athomesuperhero]

real

[@Candy_Ghoul]

Having played the witness a shitton of times, this hurts me emotionally. If he ever plays the witness, he needs to start remembering rules.

[@BreadOnInternet]

12:35 correct, you do not SEE the problem.

[@Jay_Herman]

The Witness is a fantastic puzzle game! Highly recommend for a twitch or second channel play through

[@darnok6407]

You should play The Looker aswell. It's a parody of The Witness

[@Adam_Malkovich]

If u want help keeping the mosquitoes away, get a Plectranthus (Swedish ivy plant) or citronella geranium for best results. Lived in an old growth forest that had stagnant pools of water along a creek and they kept the mosquitoes away very well

[@fallencyano9015]

if not a plant, then a candle could work when lit

[@Enderpig124]

3:35 A common misconception about mosquitoes is that they lack a purpose. They fill a niche in the food chain that didn't need to be filled, and as such don't face any competitors. Which is why the species thriving. But did you know that mosquitoes are primarily pollinators. Most species of mosquito don't even bite us, mostly due to the fact that these species don't live near humans. The only time they require blood, is when a female mosquito lay eggs. So, only female mosquito bite. And even then, only when they lay eggs.

[@Enderpig124]

A follow-up for clarification. So why do they bite so often? And why are there so many?? That has to do with the mortality rate of the species. It is probably common knowledge that bigger animals have less offspring then smaller animals. This is because bigger animals have less threats facing them, so there is no need to keep ye ol' babymaker running. For smaller animals (especially bugs) there are many threats, thus a higher mortality rate. With so much loss, a species can adept one of two things. Get tougher, more resilient to combat the harsh envoirment. Or... Make.More.Babies. Which is why there are so many bugs, including mosquitoes. A female mosquito lays around 300 eggs in her lifetime. And that also explains why they bite so often. They don't, there are just a lot of them. That is not to say every mosquito bite indicates another mosquito. You cannot count them to know how many you are dealing with, sometimes they do bite more then once. But it is very conditional when they bite. It takes about 8 to 10 days for a female mosquito to lay eggs. Only within that time will they occasionally seek out blood for protein. Any other day (female mosquitoes roughly live 56) they pollinate flowers, like bees. *on a side note, male mosquitoes only live 10 days... yikes* Male mosquitoes don't bite at all. So if you get bitten by mosquitoes all summer long, it means the species is thriving in your area. And knowing this, maybe you want to plant some flowers. The mosquitoes will be very happy pollinating your area. I know it's long, I just had fun writing this. And hopefully you learned something new.

[@DrgnZip]

It's lovely to hear that Jordan has been incompetent ever since he got stuck in an elevator ages ago.

[@williamdecker3368]

Man I love when Jordan releases an episode, never a dull moment

[@Geordie_]

Just as I was about to go to bed. Perfect timing again Mr. Sparklez 2

[@GuardOfAnubis]

As someone who has played The Witness, it gets so much harder! Hopefully this map is the same way

[@IBF69420]

And not getting massive anxiety and Foundation stuff and distracted moments

[@techneko1610]

The Witness is an amazing game if you love puzzles. Definitely suggest trying it out.

[@cheeserat2020]

I love watching these puzzle map videos!!!!

[@jen0sdream]

Exciting! The witness is one of my fav games ever

[@AndYanma]

Honestly id watch spookles play the witness Also mosquitos are pollinators like bees, but awful :(

[@misguidedsaint3693]

Burn them all.

[@kaylathompson9418]

If he likes this, he should totally play the Witness We can get a few episodes before peak frustration 😂

[@DGPlasmLIVE]

The Witness is one of those games that you should at least try playing, if you like puzzle games. It's pretty groundbreaking, kind of like Portal was.

[@showd6229]

If you enjoy this, Jordan or anyone, I definitely recommend the witness (it does get a lot harder than this). I hope this map comes up with some original ideas, because so far there are none

[@NorthLaker]

It's all mechanics from the original game. It even ends with Hall of the Mountain King.

[@showd6229]

@@NorthLaker dang

[@mosheackman6095]

I watched Cracking the Cryptic play The Witness and it was incredible

[@Mntdewmania1]

Oh Wow this should be interesting. The Witness was astounding!!!

[@Wintrois]

21:38 Alf’s favorite saying

[@Jackb27]

The amount of money I would play to see Jordan play the witness is immeasurable

[@RovrGrl]

The best part for me was the initial start. On playback, they even courteously warn you of the incoming trick. What a delightfully complex prank

[@Azumarill]

I think I'm missing what you're talking about, can you elaborate?

[@caidenbarnett1378]

5:03 the “bro…🫢” has me dying😭😭

[@OZWARD]

i almost thought this was a new multiplayer series, still happy anyway

[@spookiestgecko]

U struggling with the sounds was the funniest thing omg ik it was just chaos for u but it was perfect

[@codygannon8947]

You should play the witness. It’s a beautiful puzzle game. Amazing graphics. Super chill

[@bigboom2438]

Ah The Witness. That game. I wanted to enjoy it so much but it just got way too frustrating to learn. I wanna have fun playing puzzle games not feel like I'm in a puzzle tournament where loss means death lmao.

[@bzavacado]

The Sun texture unalives me every time I see it 💀 😂

[@Vixubo]

Me: oohhh new Minecraft map! Jordan: it’s based on the game The Witness Me: Oh No hes in for a bad time (/pos)

[@lilyoftheflame]

The witness is cool. It's a game about mazes, but not really.

[@max-S]

Would be really interesting to see Jordan play the witness (first person puzzle game)

[@torus9657]

The Witness is not 3rd person

[@digiwizard4765]

I thought of 'The Longing' when you were talking about The Witness

[@meapyboy12345]

Yeah even though i have never watched a playthrough of it The Witness is a very popular puzzle game

[@cyborgwalrus1223]

there are good puzzle youtubers that hav egood playthroughs

[@meapyboy12345]

@@cyborgwalrus1223 yeah i know i just haven’t watched one for not really any particular reason just that i haven’t

[@iAmAmineplayMC]

i remember having a terrible yet fun time playing the witness

[@dancingwithyourghost9087]

Would watch a playthrough of the real the witness game

[@roowco1]

so the one with the gravel mazze you were supposed to walk on the gravel and it would make a noise if you went down the wrong path

[@evoplayz4567]

Ooh the witness in minecraft so it’s a puzzle map

[@masterassasin2822]

Mosquito are really everywhere even in Cairo where they never appear I can relate

[@DARKESTMAGICIAN]

Oh you had an emerald block behind your head. I thought you had some sort of helmet on at the beginning of the video lol

[@darksentinel082]

Wait, this is based off of one of my favorite games of all time… oh boy. I’m a little nervous Ok just three minutes in and I’ll have to come back to watch later. I want to play this map myself

[@guaju]

gl

[@darksentinel082]

@@guaju i mean, I’ve 100%ed the witness 3 times over. i doubt it’ll be TOO much of a challenge 😅

[@tahliadelamaregraphics2094]

100 ways to skin a cat, I thought that saying only existed in Australia

[@trevorrivas1463]

Thanks Captain

[@lastwymsi]

I like watching content creators figure put puzzels because I can guage where I sit in regards to other people... BUT DAMN IF MU PUZZEL TRAINED MIND DOESNT SCREAM SOMETIMES.

[@beesareawsomee293]

I have never been scear of elevators but now im convised that elevator Will crush me 😂 i think my ears are broken now 😅

[@pde8444]

Ngl after involving the sounds I woulda just given up lol

[@AMH793]

“The Looker” is better than The Witness

[@UnluckyLilly]

Thought it said treeace and was wondering how a tree could be the ace

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

The witness is fun.

[@Feeding-Ape]

ooh i love it when i catch a new video on the drop!

[@The_Irish_Rover]

He would love The Witness

[@kittykittykitten1041]

I love how he said this decade lmao

[@ducko8350]

I’d normally leave without a comment but I would also agree with everyone else here I’d watch Jardoon play the witness

[@amberlynne938]

Lol my cat was watching with me no CAP😂

[@slickmann1]

Please play the looker. It's hilarious and way better than the witness.

[@bendymanboi]

Frick mosquitos man

[@thormalakowsky]

I like the kind of game the Witness is, but lost interest when I saw that there was only one kind of puzzle, and it wasn't one I was interested in. Also maybe the map creators can fix whatever bug is causing the sound glitch before you finish the map?

[@feboross]

Hey cap, why not play The Witness after this map is over?

[@iamc24]

i've played it, and i honestly think he wouldn't stand a chance of finishing it

[@Dbfhcnensisjhfnekdjd]

Where in the h e double hockey sticks is my Minecraft legends episode

[@oryza_1973]

oh? new map?

[@W4iteFlame]

Well...if you remove one animal from the existance the world will be truly fine. The Human. Only animal that is complaining about the world

[@BreadOnInternet]

it depend. do you remove the human and any effect we've had, or just the humans, leaving behind all the buildings, vehicles, nuclear power plants, etc.

[@Transformers2Fan1]

No Cap'n P33N?

[@zzartah]

bacon blocks xD

[@SMG9000.]

Am I the only one that knew the witness from aliensrock

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

I gotta say, making things difficult to hear isn’t the best design for a puzzle 😅. Games shouldn’t have to deprive you of sight or hearing just to make things “difficult”. Maybe I’m just overreacting but games could definitely learn to be more accessible.

[@samthemisfit]

W

[@DMRMods]

welcome captain sparklez, to my comment

[@the_chronicler]

Let's go

[@sharkdaddymako]

Ello captian

[@derrikthecreator]

Bro dropping multiple videos of multiple maps? 😅

[@lukegormley7654]

Oooo

[@mr.enigma3meepher757]

Meep

[@glitched_bg3344]

Hi

[@guaju]

🌚

[@TorvaMessorRecluse]

For those of you who do not know about the game "The Witness" it is a game where you need to connect the start to finish and at one point you literally draw all over a wire turning a black one into red to connect the start to the finish through an off screen connection.

[@ddayskeleton]

You’re thinking of The Looker, which is a parody of The Witness

[@OakdenP]

33 seconds ago!?

[@LazyPlays_]

something seems off, is he off da perc or is this secretly AI?

[@jrAndThings]

Honestly, I had to stop watching at the sound puzzles. That made the video really annoying to watch :(

[@_Beastie_]

:)

[@xtreemgamer129]

jardon, i understand playing with perma-f3 on in like a lets play series where the map is the whole open world... but when youre playing a scripted map where you can only exist within the set borders, theres no reason to have the f3 menu on thru the whole thing. its just distracting with no benefit.

[@josebarradas5320]

Is he tone deaf??

[@solomonshedarowich3632]

Two times in a row I’m first!!

[@nickmuffin1722]

Is it just me or thus map is monotonous af? 😢

[@spaceyycs2]

first :)

[@cyclic_ops]

Hey I saw your Twitter post and no one cares if you pay for Twitter. . . Jsut thought I would let you know it’s the best platform out right now paying for it is probably smart anyway

[@nixienooo]

If you’re paying for twitter, then that’s kinda sad ngl. You’re paying for validation

[@thetacoguy4787]

Taco