No Context Britain 23

Today I reacted to some of the best British memes and videos about the UK, Britain and British people
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[@roseflood1612]

That cigarette one is actually pretty genius. People put their ciggies in the "no" slot, trying to be edgy and different, not realising they are actuslly being trained to not just throw them on the floor.

[@NateS917]

Nobody thinks that's edgy or different, you just hate smokers, just say that

[@lokkju14]

@@NateS917 smoking cringe lol

[@Tyrannosaurus_rex.]

​@@NateS917imagine actively giving yourself lung cancer, smokers are mid.

[@Alex-xq2qw]

​@@NateS917the dropping the butts isn't the "edgy" bit mate, it's them thinking they're quirky and funny putting it in the faked side lol

[@robertcumming9227]

​@Tyrannosaurus_rex. Anything to get me out this hellscape faster

[@__TheGuyWhoAsked__]

It should be classed as a war crime to ever stop this series George.

[@arrongumbrell539]

Who ever runs the Kitchen Nightmare KZbin channel is stuff of legends

[@geneticallymodifiedmousedick]

coming home from school to watch george memeulous is better than any scran ive had

[@TTV_GeorgeOnRL]

real

[@Stabyshivman]

Fr

[@SlimChances17]

Can't your mum cook? 😂

[@Tubeite]

Minge Palace is obviously meant to be Ming Palace as in Ming Dynasty, but they've added an e because English isn't their first language.

[@toku_u]

Yeah it's a poor translation and mispelling. The Chinese below says 苑明 (yuan ming) which means Bright Garden or Ming Garden

[@daneavital1148]

No ship Sherlock

[@starry_lungs]

6:23 George it is abysmal that you did not recognise beef stew, have you never had the horror of coming home and seeing the slow cooker on, and smelling that dry goddamn beef

[@coshheraexe7308]

Mate that is not a fucking beef stew, who uses mince meat in a stew

[@starry_lungs]

⁠@@coshheraexe7308you think that’s mince, Have you seen beef before

[@smallgodguido]

​@@starry_lungsbeef stew uses (or should use) chunks of beef

[@starry_lungs]

@@smallgodguido I think my mother is just taste blind, because wtf

[@maddal1705]

no way is that a beef stew. it looks more like savoury mince to me.

[@AcesPrune]

Nah, McDonalds Monopoly is the best it's ever been for me. I've won about 30 Large Fries this time around, and a couple of meals, a few apple pies, several drinks. Seeing the staffs faces when they read my order receipt from the machine saying 8 Large Fries, a Coke and 2 Apple Pies for 0.00 is funny

[@JohnJohnJohnJohnJohnJohnJohnJo]

C’mon England get in there

[@MayMoment_]

Eeeeeaaaauuuuuugh

[@AdamOBrien29]

It's actually Engerland

[@burbly_poltergeist948]

SCOR SOM FUKEN GOALS

[@burbly_poltergeist948]

SCOR SOM FUKEN GOALS

[@averagejoe8358]

WHO WANTS A FUCKIN BURRGAAA

[@BahamutEx]

They probably made the chocolate round to make it less chocolate overall. Chocolate bars have been shrinking for years if not decades.

[@Ihavetoomanyobsessionsplshelp]

This series is the only thing keeping me going

[@KFC_FG]

Gorge is the type of lad to get bullied by his therapist

[@RealDucky]

Me 2

[@KFC_FG]

@@RealDucky I hope so

[@benkerr5983]

pot noodle made, cup of tea ready, new no context britain video, it's going to be a wonderful evening

[@kingpanguan]

Wdym evening, it's 4 pm

[@Lowglory]

​@@kingpanguanyou when you learn about timezones.

[@kingpanguan]

@@Lowglory ok but I'm assuming it's the uk, although it could be anywhere so your not wrong

[@Candy-md1uk]

Why is this formatted like a haiku

[@edwardnashtonsglasses]

@@Candy-md1uklmao right

[@laurencec09]

As a Birmingham resident I can confirm that Birmingham Live is absolutely not reputable

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

4:00 No no, George, the sex apparatus is a selling point

[@DanUtdxo]

being from Nottingham I'm surprised that isn't the only thing for sale & the house sale is a cover 😒

[@kacichristine]

George shitting on easy jet when im literally 5 hours away from my holiday with easy jet 😭

[@MiniLion496]

fucking lovely, an episode straight after school, well done george

[@owenjolley351]

7:03 *That’s not Bob the Builder, that’s Robert the Construction Worker.*

[@JAM_YT_FURRY]

Robert the Repairman

[@bobbiecapewell5333]

So where I'm from, they call woodlice pee bugs... I called them pee bugs out of habit the other day and everyone looked at me like I was mental. Can't lie, they're low key right to think so

[@kaput_hodge]

isnt that because they bathe in their urine? or was that just a random lie my family told me 😭 nevermind i just looked it up and apparently they don’t actually urinate and excrete amonia gas instead. and apparently they taste like urine so

[@bobbiecapewell5333]

@@kaput_hodge eww! How do they know how that tastes! Kids I knew always said they were called pee bugs because if you touched one you'd pee yourself. Makes absolutely no sense 😂

@@kaput_hodge I don't want to know how they find that out...

[@kaput_hodge]

@ i don’t suppose eating them is any less gross than eating maggots lets be honest

[@AldoWaghorne]

​@@bobbiecapewell5333with most things if you know how it smells you know how it tastes really 😝

[@kevinmorrice]

6:30 as a scotsman, i grew up eating that, mince with carrots and boiled tatties, pure class

[@error_monochrome2798]

these kinds of vids r the ones u never get tired of

[@GafftheHorse]

I once flew to Bologna with Ryanair - They seemed to believe the Italian speaking passengers didn't need to hear the safety message because they only played it in English and Irish and there would never be anyone aboard who only spoke Irish.

[@tampoll08]

This series makes me so happy ive only been to America once, stay strong king 👑

[@NateS917]

That's funny, cause it makes me glad I've never been to the UK. Place is a nightmare

[@emperorofthedaleks1874]

​@NateS917 mate shut up at least we don't get shot up everyday

[@augustmyers339]

@@NateS917It’s as if the color gray was a place

[@MangarooKangaroo]

@@NateS917at least the healthcare is free 🫡

[@juice3287]

@@NateS917probably just culture shock on both sides

[@theworkshopwhisperer.5902]

That last one put me off my breakfast and I haven't even gone to bed yet.

[@_fatered_]

5:37 no way i get a british airlines advert right there

[@anxiousobsession1621]

the worst thing is the nottingham one is close to me hearing that absolutely killed me 🤣

[@jamo599]

Them toffees are the best in the box😬

[@RHYSCO51]

Only 1 more to go until there’s enough of these to last every hour of the day! Then I can have an excuse to not go outside! Thanks George 👍

[@Sumuddy]

Mayas well do the stickers online I got a 10er

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Well seeing as they are only 10 mins on average though we'd actually need about 6 times as many in order to have nothing but No Context Britain on for the whole day. Bring on No Context Britain 144!

[@ekit254]

1:12 George still doesn’t understand there is a whole community out there

[@ashersmate]

Out there? Im here

[@ekit254]

@@ashersmate me too bud, me too

[@Jsembuh.Klansemi]

saying im not gonna even try to pronounce that about a surname like cascarino is rly funny lmao

[@jamesskart9015]

7:33 reminds me of when stephen tries got bored one night and decided to change a bunch of the XO titles

[@Real_Snorlax]

6:21 That dinner looks like what american people think we eat

[@ethanyates7943]

It’s not as bad as it looks especially with mashed potatoes and some sort of seasoning

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

​@@ethanyates7943looks like a deconstructed shepherd's pie. If you're having mince, carrots and potatoes, why not just make a shepherd's pie, it's much nicer and doesn't look so horribly unappetising.

[@Jimyrt.]

This series is as good as the heroine coursing through my veins

[@blackcountryme]

Soooo which female hero have you injected into yourself?

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

You lucky fuck.

[@choomah]

Breakfast on a shovel is in reference to steam train drivers. They would cook breakfast in the boilers fire box on shovels. If the pub it's served at has links to the railway and calls it "the engineers breakfast" or something, I'll let it slide as a cool reference to our history. If it's just a "pub gimmick"... then it's also fine to beat the manager with said shovel 😂😂 Edit: I also would assume the handle is cut down, just out of shot.

[@holliefilms]

The long toffee ones are my fave

[@magicsteve5523]

9:28 They’re called slaters in Scotland.

[@burgersbeansandchips]

Logic 101, Cadbury's make round chocolate to be edgy

[@devinbishop1968]

I love this series

[@neonwired4978]

Tony Cascarino. So loyal and british that he played for Ireland

[@oliversherman2414]

This is the earliest I've ever seen one of your videos (18 minutes after release) Also, my dad works as a pilot for British Airways lmao

[@jamo599]

No way posh sausage rolls beat Gregg's 😑

[@stanleyhipkiss4690]

Even warm lattes are supposed to be served in glass George 😂

[@beveragebrit]

That Bob the builder looks like someone who gives children "experience"

[@19pedro95]

Used to have a bus pass in college so didn’t get tickets, used to search the bus for tickets, had to have my daily Big Mac

[@Cristiano-Is-Number1]

Best Series Of All Time

[@mcbenman1793]

0:26 the shovel fried breakfast is a tradition on railways. Back in the days of steam, the crew used to cook bacon and such like on the shovel in the hot fire. They call it footplate cuisine and they still do it.

[@jackv2175]

the no camera bit at the end was like the old reddit videos from like 2020/2021

[@1UPWonders]

Welcome back to the best series on KZbin!

[@JM-xg7xo]

Made my day sir ! i was so happy the notification

[@milansmith8431]

Shout out to Singapore air for having some of the best on flight meals 👌

[@SlimChances17]

Them dairy milks aint edgy theyve just stolen the corners.😂

[@lynx4082]

Dude I love the long toffee quality street, I raid every tub for them before anyone else can get to them. Actually tbf I don't really even like the rest of them

[@alfieingrouille1528]

That is supreme cap

[@cameronjeffery9289]

mid way through u talking about the screeching sound on ur flight i got a british airways ad lmao

[@AndreaLogiudice]

"Caffè in vetro" (coffee in a glass) is very common in Italy. Obviously we're talking about espresso coffee, not various slops 😀 It's more of a trend really, but some people prefer it that way because it cools down sooner, keeps a little more foam and you can see if the glass is clean which you can't do with the ceramic cup.

[@CoombseyTraction]

Breakfast on a shovel is a railway engine drivers thing, that’s normal to me 😂

[@lego_boba_fett_watch]

"Dat's duh lie"- George memeulous

[@emmaheart7617]

Woodlice is more of a proper term used in Scotland, always grew up with them being called Slaters. Probably because they look like the slates on the roof.

[@echolocation08]

time for my daily memeulous video and a j :)

[@annablanchette3107]

I have a cousin named Creg. He is constantly called Craig because people assume others are just mispronouncing it 😂

[@Alphoric]

2:20 yes I full hearted agree on this point Nothing was better than those 2 square dairy milks you’d get in the celebrations box or whatever one it was The round ones taste worse and we need to boycott dairy milk until they give us our square bars back

[@TyphoonBeam]

I think a bonus of this year's Mcnopoly is that the free stuff you got from the tickets also has tickets on, so you could theoretically get infinite free stuff.

[@Sparx632]

I think Gordon Ramsay’s kids do some of the titles on Kitchen Nightmares which is why they are the way they are.

[@toku_u]

No, the social media manager just knows good marketing on this platform

[@gammr3227]

rest in peace to the nobel hamster. gone but never forgotten. Fly high

[@XanderPhillips]

I've had the headphone thing too! but mine was more of a COD Flashbang sound and a static Pop

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

There's a McDonald's opened a month ago just outside my town. They're constantly getting people's orders wrong, even now. I got lucky. I ordered 2 single bacon cheeseburgers. They gave me 2 triple bacon cheeseburgers. Checked my receipt and they only charged me for singles. It was perfect timing. I'd just gone to a concert, drinking plenty of alcohol so that burger (the other one was for my dad, I'm not greedy) so a triple was perfect for me

[@alexe184]

I am glad for you

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

@@alexe184 thanks for the sarcastic comment. Couldn't resist could you?

[@GrooveSpaceArk]

Why are you assuming it's sarcastic rather than a sincere expression of goodwill? Be careful you do not become too jaded. ❤​@carolinesconcertvids860

[@brandonm8901]

I have the absolute opposite experience with Ryanair and easyJet lol

[@ashtonwaters1998]

"EasyJet my ops" 😂

[@glewis9546]

Mate, long toffees and toffee pennies are the absolute GOATs of quality street, and I will fight anyone over it.

[@legster983]

They are doing it in Australia too at Woolworths supermarket

[@austinlipnicki7761]

Dude the kitchen nightmares guy who runs the channel makes all the revinew form the youtube channel

[@GreenKangaroo48]

0:22 They probably ordered a latte since those are usually served in a glass

[@FivePoundComic]

No Context Britain makes me proud that i was born here!

[@cassiehumphreys1222]

at least twice a year one of me or my siblings bring up how much we miss the mars delight :(

[@garchompy_1561]

the "coffee in a glass" comment is amusing because thats literally a Latte glass. thats what its called. thats what youre *meant* to drink lattes out of.

[@qatkz]

The kitchen nightmares yt channel is absolutely golden lmao

[@jellygiraffe]

I will defend Easyjet. Never had a flight cancelled, never, and I use them all the time. At one point I was flying with them every 6 weeks for like 3 years. The only time I missed a flight it was MY fault and they still put me on the next flight for no extra charge. I love Easyjet.

[@psgistheworstclubineurope]

10:25 Unfortunately it is supposed to be Ming not Minge 😂😂😂

[@tonaerio]

How is coffee in a glass a weird thing? Lattes are almost always served in a glass like that I’m pretty sure

[@EmoBearRights]

Saushenge was epic!

[@bloodyberry]

they’re doing that here in australia too!! woolies has started doing “member only prices”

[@augustmyers339]

In North America Craig is often pronounced with a short vowel sound /krɛɡ/, as in "egg", while the British pronunciation sounds the diphthong /kreɪɡ/. Leading it to be pronounced Creg.

[@augustmyers339]

As for Graham, it just depends on your accent

[@alixundr9519]

Also it's not like the brits pronounce words like Worcestershire like woostersheer.

[@ruddogcolledoggy8560]

​@@alixundr9519but that's the way to say it

[@alixundr9519]

@@ruddogcolledoggy8560 Ok cool then Craig can be said as Crag lmao. You literally contradicted the "bu-but there's an i", while for example in Worcestershire three letters aren't pronounced and the last word is just completely transformed for no reason.

[@awetastic]

@@alixundr9519 GeeJus Crice you not even replying to the same person my friend

[@sullypartridge6808]

In Buckinghamshire we call woodlouse cheeselogs 😂

[@Drageckss]

2:20 i was eating 1 the second you said that :0

[@Drageckss]

the round one

[@sirgavalot]

9:26 - chucky pigs!

[@stardestroyeruk7025]

We call woodlice "granny greys" in my area of South Wales 😁👍

[@Dan-B]

Sausage Roy was a bloke who’d rock up outside our pub in his van, and sell baps and pirated blue dvds

[@LeveyHere]

The last one is a crime

[@neezduts69420]

I have had ny clubcard since 2019 and never changed my details 😂

[@CreatureCreator765]

He’s back with the daily uploads

[@Jacob-bn9th]

mix chopped garlic and butter and spread it on toast, garlic bread for breakfast, you're welcome

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

9:02 dawko what happened to you buddy

[@edwardnashtonsglasses]

i love those toffee sticks george 😡

[@oliviamaelovick]

I adore these videos

[@Baboonmomma]

In college I remember one kid openly telling the entire class he had busted into tears when the Queen died That's one of the most pathetic things I've seen in my entire life He was 18 by the way

[@alfieingrouille1528]

Busted 💀💀💀💀

[@gracielovesseungmin]

I can confirm the long quality street are loved especially by me

[@maxfieldingwhite4236]

Lovely video i love sausages

[@dhalix]

ENGLAND WHEYY !!!

[@HolziNo1]

Woodlouse😅...in Germany we call it a "Kellerassel"

[@jkasaunder228]

To the cheap flight point you made - I Once didn't book my way back from a small tour of europe - Not a problem, Flights were £300, The bus was £9.... I vowed never again after spending a night bus with loud children shouting all the way... But honestly, If it came up again i'd probably choose the £9 again... Makes for a story? I guess...

[@Thenormalguy_real_one]

My mum has class coffee mugs? Basically it don’t burn your hand when u hold it and it keeps your drink warm longer

[@JackRyd3r]

I’ve been to Falmouth… not surprised