≪Ministry Host Club≫ The Lads Are Back

[@MonsoonMoonrock]

38:26 I laughed so hard at Iryk's "Can I touch your hair" and Kronii instantly answering "NO"

[@ryancarballo5368]

"Mission failed. We'll get em next time"

[@remyhavoc4463]

This reminded me of the iconic "Can I thouch your hair?" In Karate Kid (2012) 😭😂

[@AnvilJeff]

Iryk struck out so hard I almost unironically felt bad lol

[@Helioglyph]

"I am looking for someone who will break my heart into pieces and stomp it into the ground." Fauna is so based.

[@TheSlammurai]

At this point I'm 1000% convinced that she was an emo (or still is).

[@gumilhopipoca4041]

"Can you feel my heart?", Fauna definitely

[@mexicanhonoka]

What?!

[@wiryantirta]

*does the breaking instead*

[@Flugmorph]

@@TheSlammurai lmao

[@alltheriches]

1:02:42 One of my favorite moments was Polka asking Iryk what his name was and then just straight up laughing when he told her

[@rubydicex]

I thought it was Hayko's laugh 😂

[@MexicAnime]

A lot ff the girls have cute laughs, but Polka and Flare too, have just joyful belly laughs.

[@ohshalyn]

I can't believe she broke character and did her gremlin laugh

[@0685ukoM]

Think it was actually more because the other girls started to laugh and irys asked "who just laughed?" Still hilarious tho

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

​@@MexicAnimealso Marine (sometimes)

[@solorobo]

Amelia with the top tier support as usual. 💛

[@0203kaczmar]

yeap Ame did fricking great job!

[@Abattoir23]

Ame felt like an experienced DM guiding a new group of players. She roleplayed so well.

[@franks777_KFP]

Ame was very good at keeping things on track. Gosh knows the ministry bois needed it lol 😂

[@Thanawat_CH]

​@@0203kaczmar Until she almost gone😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Furious321]

29:34 - Fauna's sudden switch from request to demand is, uh... pleasant to listen to.

[@carlosmandude661]

Sips tea* indubitably my fellow cultured friend

[@3mizuki_12]

1:40:05 Zeta cringing at being called "Kitty" got me laughing so hard

[@Cojosho97]

This is the sole reason he got scammed lol

[@damien9683]

Her reaction gave me second-hand embarrassment...

[@renznews7445]

She sounds like mumei

[@TheAHuman]

@@renznews7445 I have on many occasions noted the fact that she is just Indonesian Mumei.

[@seraphimconcordant]

@@damien9683 Purely a western discord thing too. Sort of ruined the keyfabe as it'd be just a normal thing in the JP host club.

[@_saltedbread]

*[TIMESTAMPS]* 16:47 *Guest: Bae / Host: Krono* 25:11 *Guest: Fauna / Host: Hayko* 33:30 *Guest: Kronii / Host: IRyK* 41:25 *Guest: IRyS / Host: Faun* 58:14 *Guest: Polka / Host: IRyK* 1:08:01 *Guest: Ollie / Host: Krono* 1:18:01 *Guest: Risu / Host: IRyK* 1:38:18 *Guest: Zeta / Host: Hayko* 1:48:25 *Guest: Anya / Host: Hayko* 2:00:26 *Guest: Kobo / Host: Faun* └2:09:58 *Dad picking up her child* 2:12:46 *Guest: Calli / Host: Hayko* 2:25:09 *Guest: Mystery Feather Person* 54:42 *Krono making moves on Faun!?* 1:28:44 *IRyK: GMO is umami right?... Mixed up GMO and MSG* 1:36:42 *Growling sounds / Krono's invitation to the homies* 2:12:04 *Kobo: I'm an adult! / Calli: Its daddy's turn!* My sides, I cant Glad to see the bois back again! 3:01 Start / 3:14 Welcome from the Owner + Introductions 3:48 *Krono* 4:35 *Faun* 5:38 *Hayko* 6:33 *Question: Where's Muman? / Missing poster: Nonoshi Muman* 7:56 *IRyK* 8:10 Buffson: Tonight? I'm busy tonight sorry, I'm with your mother 9:03 How everything is going to work 13:52 *Faun's rose is actually a cabbage* 15:06 Champagne Tower chant practice 15:56 Handholding time / Farts ├16:47 *Guest: Bae* 17:19 Whats your type? Someone easygoing 17:42 Bae: Is Hayko working tonight? / I don't want to bump into him 18:13 *Host: Krono* 21:46 Krono: What bought you here today? 23:14 Bae: I'm kind of weak to alcohol... 23:34 Bae: I'm actually not alone, I bought my friend / Times up! 24:33 Krono total: $10,300 ├25:11 *Guest: Fauna* 25:37 Whats your type? Someone who would break my heart to pieces 26:01 *Host: Hayko / Fauna: He's perfect* 26:47 Fauna: You look just like my friend! / Hayko: Does she look like a short, annoying brat 27:23 Smooooth Hayko 29:25 Pouring champagne for Fauna / Fauna's eyes 31:08 Hayko: Are you sure you'd be able to go home tonight? / Times up! 32:22 Total: $21,000 / Faun: What are you planning with her? Thats my sister you know! 32:42 *YabaiRyK* ├33:30 *Guest: Kronii* 33:51 Buffson not on the menu sadly 34:14 *Host: IRyK* 36:26 *IRyK: You seem to be packing a lot of nutrients... / Kronii: What does that mean?* 37:18 IRyK: I have a family to feed / I have this sibling thats draining the family fortune 39:08 Buying drinks / IRyK: My sister will finally get the keyboard she wanted 39:40 Times up! 40:12 Total: $20,600 / Tip: Don't mention your sister so much ├41:25 *Guest: IRyS* 41:55 Whats your type? The intellectual type maybe 42:10 *Host: Faun* 44:07 Faun: Don't you want a drink befitting of a princess? Maybe a champagne tower 45:46 *+1 Champagne Tower* 47:04 IRyS: What country did you come from? / Why are you holding a cabbage? 47:58 Faun: If you want, you can have a taste of my cabbage 49:01 Times up! 49:24 Total: $1,000,100 / Just gotta fake it till you make it! 50:54 Big event coming up with a few different guests! 52:21 Krono: After that call me your daddy 53:41 Krono keep it in your pants! / Buffson: I don't want stains in the pants, I have to wash those! 54:42 *Faun: Are we that hot? Krono: Faun, I aint gay but you...* 55:09 *Krono: Let me just high five you down there* 55:43 *Smash Bros / Kirby's moveset* 57:32 Goal: 5 million total / 5 million is 50,000 sandwiches ├58:14 *Guest: Polka* 59:34 Pol: Who is the person that said I'm cute? IRyK! 1:00:06 *Host: IRyK / Angry Krono sounds* 1:02:45 *IRyK: Who laughed? / Polka losing it* 1:03:25 Polka: Do you guys use your real names? / IRyK pity card activated 1:05:57 Polka cashing out / Polka: See you! Goodbye! 1:06:28 Total: $30,600 / Hayko: You got the pity route, the only thing you know how to do ├1:08:01 *Guest: Ollie* 1:08:27 Whats your type? / Everyone introducing themselves 1:09:17 *Host: Krono* 01:10:48 *+500 Sandwiches* 1:11:28 Krono: Do you want a drink? Theres a champagne tower! / +1 Water... +1000 Water 1:12:53 Krono: I can blend them for you on the spot / ...I can make a sandwich champagne tower! 1:13:41 Krono: After hours I can hook you up with a kidney 1:16:06 Total: $61,311 - Top sandwich seller of the month! ├1:18:01 *Guest: Risu* 1:18:32 Risu: Want to find a guy thats playful 1:18:58 *Host: IRyK* 1:20:19 *+1 Champagne Tower* 1:21:41 *IRyK: She likes wet boys / Risu: I like seeing you wet* 1:22:27 Talking about the sister again 1:23:36 Total: $1,040,602 Bois: Dude again with the sister? Are you a siscon or something?? 1:25:52 What sandwich is it in the first place? 1:27:50 Prince of Faunation can't even afford a rose / "Organic man" 1:28:44 GMO man?? / IRyK: GMO is umami right?... Mixed up GMO and MSG 1:31:35 Talking about pity card strats 1:33:01 IRyK's sister is using him 1:34:46 *Krono: I won't go after her, I'll go before her / Hayko: Or I'll go under her...* 1:36:42 *Growling sounds / Krono's invitation to the homies* ├1:38:18 *Guest: Zeta* 1:38:58 Zeta: I feel like a prey... I would like a guy who would easily bend under pressure 1:40:04 *Host: Hayko / Hayko: Hey kitty how you doing? Zeta cringe sounds* 1:42:05 Hayko attemping to sell the Champagne Tower 1:43:18 Chant failed. Refund?? / Hayko taking all the Ls 1:44:00 Hayko: If you let me go, Master, I don't know what I'll do 1:44:39 *+1 Champagne Tower* 1:45:52 *Zeta talking about her secret mission* 1:46:22 Hayko: ... could you repeat that? / Zeta: I'll pay next time! 1:47:03 Total: $-27,100 ├1:48:25 *Guest: Anya / Buffson: I'm sorry, they're a little... pent up!* 1:49:24 *The Bois introducing themselves / Anya looking for a host* 1:53:57 *Host: Hayko* 1:55:01 Anya: I have money to pay... I think / If I don't have money you'll pay for me right? 1:56:24 Anya: Can I have 5 champagne towers? / Hayko pressured to pay for Anya 1:57:56 *+5 Champagne Tower* */ Crying Hayko sounds* 1:58:44 Bye Anya! / IRyK: ByeRyS 1:59:18 *Total: $-5,027,100 / Buffson: Hayko we'll be together for a long time* ├2:00:26 *Guest: Kobo / Ame: I'm going to have to see your ID* 2:02:42 Krono: Where is your mother btw?? 2:04:18 *Kobo choosing the host / Host: Faun* 2:05:08 Kobo: What is Don Hoolio / Faun: Princess I don't think you're old enough... 2:08:19 *Kobo: Can I marry you? Faun: How old are you again?* 2:08:48 Kobo: You will be my horse! / Wee woo wee woo... 2:09:58 *Times up / Calli picking up her child* 2:12:04 *Kobo: I'm an adult / Calli: Its daddy's turn!* ├2:12:46 *Guest: Calli* 2:14:01 Calli already has a Monopoly squad 2:14:52 *Host: Hayko / Calli: Sup fuccboi* 2:15:45 *+1 Champagne Tower* 2:16:52 What has Calvin been plotting? / Buffson: I kicked him out! He tried to piss on the floor! 2:17:49 Hayko has a future as a rapper 2:19:01 Hayko: You're the best company I've had all night 2:21:00 Bye Calli! / Total: $-4,026,600 2:21:55 *Looking at everyone's totals* 2:23:20 Buffson: I can't read, thats why I have you guys 2:23:42 *Number one host of the night - IRyK! / Pity number 1!* 2:24:18 Faun: Do you see someone watching from outside the window?? └2:25:09 *Guest: Mystery Feather Person* 2:25:22 ???: Have you seen a man named Nonoshi Muman? / Tight gloves 2:27:38 RIP Muman / Hayko: Can you just move my debt to Muman? 2:28:14 Closing hours / Siscon IRyK 2:28:51 Krono's invitation to his bed / Faun, the prince of cabbage patch 2:30:07 *Things getting spicy* 2:30:30 IRyK: You guys graduated? / What has siscon IRyK been doing? 2:32:05 *Final remarks* 2:34:30 Krono's hair issues /

[@karellen4913]

A hero, thanks.

[@imagxne7]

thank you sir 🫡

[@DaniIhzaFarrosi]

Thank you for the timestamp

[@Raya-z6t]

King, you dropped this 👑

[@柯罗祭]

You are my god

[@alltheriches]

I laughed so hard I cried for around 70% of this entire stream, no joke

[@juni5822]

Unrestricted comedy goes hard. I got dehydrated from cry-laughing

[@darly5448]

fr everyone brought their A game this stream, and the guests were all killing me too!

[@jajathenewking6131]

Yeah my jaw hurts after smiling that I had to come back here later to finish.

[@wiryantirta]

Should I be scared at how aggressively smooth Faun *and* Fauna is?

[@potatoxgaming9466]

you can say he is natural.

[@Gyrbae]

Who knew holding a cabbage could increase your confidence so much

[@TheAHuman]

Fauna is not only second (Yagoo best girl) best girl. She is also best boy

[@iamawatcher9201]

Iryk being a siscon for Irys is something I never knew I wanted until today

[@bakaguya1383]

Timestamp?

[@Cat-Daddy]

@@bakaguya1383 uh...basically whenever IRyK speaks

[@croatoan-t-g]

Timestamp?

[@chadbro69]

Scroll down more comments, there is someone named Fireblaze that wrote all the timestamps 👑

[@Robert-se9nt]

He had to work for her keyboard addiction.

[@igriizzz197]

Imagine if Calli didn't pick up Kobo, and she tells calli she hangs out with the green guy, she'll think its shrek LMAO.

[@wumpusrat]

After Calli arrived and Kobo was making little noises in the background, it was far too easy to just imagine Calli holding her tucked under one arm as she talked to the others.

[@NasiKuaCh]

Green Guy ✅ Casttle ✅ Horse (Donkey?) ✅ Its probably Shrek.

[@azisrizaldy6423]

Lol

[@franks777_KFP]

@@wumpusrat it actually sounded like that fr

[@zacharyzwickl5860]

Remember, Shrek is love Shrek is life

[@umbraemilitos]

15:06 Champagne Chant Practice 46:16 IRyS Champagne Chant 1:20:36 Risu Champagne Chant 1:44:45 Zeta Champagne Chant 1:58:03 Anya Champagne Chant 2:16:17 Calli Champagne Chant

[@thenoone1399]

Definitely one of the funniest HololiveEN streams of all time. My only complaint is that it was hard to tell the lads apart sometimes. It would have helped if their portraits lit up as they spoke.

[@darly5448]

Maaan, you couldn't tell the whispy cunning of Faun's voice apart from Iryk's concerning obsession with his sister?

[@mylightobscures]

tbh, I can kinda tell them apart after a good while The deepest voice is Hayko The one after that is Krono The one after that is Iryck And the lightest voice is Faun Still, it would've been convenient if their pngs lit up yeah

[@umbraemilitos]

2:16:55 Asking about Calvin 2:17:15 Ame said the funniest line of the whole event.

[@scalien225]

Considering she killed with great lines the whole stream, that says a lot!

[@megasimp4234]

43:00 the exact moment where Hayko was punching the air

[@-DRIP]

Worked a long ass shift today. Slumped on the couch and I still can’t stop laughing. It was a genuine treat. Tried so hard to not wake up my roomate 😅

[@mercenary128v2]

This was seriously amazing. You girls (and boys?) really knocked it out of the park. It beats by a lot at any scripted attempt of comedy made in the last years. The improvisations, the backstories, the characterization, the mess ups, the BL jokes, the real awkwardness, the sabotages, the backstabbing, and of course the planification and organization (thank you Ame) Everything worked so well. One of the funniest collabs I have seen, and I have seen a freaking lot.

[@fireblaze1580]

*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *1* (Start: 3:04 / End: 2:34:28) --------- *[All* *Customers]* 16:46-24:23 *1.* *Bae* (Host: Krono) (10,300$) 25:08-31:59 *2.* *Fauna* (Host: Host: Hayko) (21,000$) 33:24-39:46 *3.* *Kronii* (Host: Host: IRyK) (20,600$) 41:28-49:00 *4.* *IRyS* (Host: Faun) (51,010$) 58:03-1:05:56 *5.* *Polka* (Host: IRyK) (10,000$) 1:08:00-1:15:50 *6.* *Ollie* (Host: Krono) (51,010$) 1:18:02-1:23:05 *7.* *Risu* (Host: IRyK) (1,010,002$) 1:38:16-1:46:41 *8.* *Zeta* (Host: Hayko) (1,600$ -1,000,000$) 1:48:20-1:58:50 *9.* *Anya* (Host: Hayko) (-5,000,000$) 2:00:22-2:12:37 *10.* *Kobo* (Host: Faun) (22,600$) 2:10:00 *Dad* *Arrives* *for* *her* *son!* 2:12:48-2:20:55 *11.* *Calli* (Host: Hayko) (1,000,500$) 2:24:17-2:25:09 *Bonus:* Mysterious Gentleman… *[SISCON* *IRyK* *Moments]* 37:39 IRyK has a sister that's draining the family fortune on keyboards…. 39:15 IRyK: “My *sister’s* gonna be so happy” 39:54 "I'll tell my *sister* That I met the best woman in the world today" 40:24 Little Tip: "Don’t mention your sister so much...” 1:22:06 *Risu:* "Maybe Afterwards we could... (wink) *IRyK:* "I can introduce you to my *sister!"* 1:23:32 “Dude Again with the sister.. Are you a *siscon?”* 1:32:23 You're Mentioning your sister a little too much .. Is everything ok at home? 2:28:14 *IRyK:* "I gotta go home before my sister gets worried.." 2:30:38 Why SisconRyK Never debuted... 2:33:59 "Please Donate to the Good Cause of My *Sister"* *[CHUG* *CHANTS]* 14:56 *Practicing* *The* *Chant!* 46:02 *IRyS* Chug Chant 1:20:30 *Risu* Chug Chant 1:44:32 *Zeta* Chug Chant 1:58:00 *Anya* Chug Chant 2:16:07 *Calli* Chug Chant *[BROMANCE..]* 15:45 Bros H*lding H*nds… 54:42 “Faun I ain't g@y, but..” / "No h0m0, but like... if you're serious.." 55:12 "Let me just high five you down there..." 55:19 They’re gonna playing *monopoly?* *Smash?* 55:40 Why you should main *Kirby* in Smash… 56:16 "You can be the Kirby to my Jiggly puff" 1:36:12 *Keep* *it* *in* *your* *pants* *Krono:* “And I’m pretty Big and Feisty..” 1:36:41 Krono Teaches them His Growl/ Krono will teach IRyK all his *bed* *techniques* 1:37:31 “It’s getting hot in here, even without the ladies..." 2:25:48 *“Tow* *tight* *is* *your* *glove?”* 2:30:07 After the collab tonight, Do you wanna *BEEP* Real quick?” 2:34:28 *"You're* *Smooth* *because* *you* *only* *have* *5* *Hairs..."* *[BOSS* *BUFFSON]* 8:11 Buffson’s busy Tonight… 25:39 *Fauna's* *type:* “I’d like someone who will break my heart and stomp it into the ground" / *Buffson:* "My Kinda woman!" 33:47 *Buffson:* "Unfortunately I’m not on the menu tonight” 36:29 *YabaIRyK:* / *Buffson:* "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" 53:40 *Buffson:* “I don’t want any stains on those pants.. I gotta wash those” 54:12 “Honestly Boss, those won’t be the only stains..” *Buffson:* "I know what you mean" 57:15 What’s Boss Buffson’s goal Price Point? 1:17:17 *Buffson:* “No Teabagging on the chairs” 1:39:31 *Boss* *Buffson* Throws a bone to *Hayko..* 1:43:33 “We take refunds anytime” *Buffson:* “no we don't.” 1:47:09 Buffson orders them to funnel the champagne back in the bottles! 1:59:21 *Buffson:* “Hayko, we’re gonna be together for a long time..” 2:00:32 (Kobo Arrives) Buffson: “we're gonna have to see your ID” 2:11:11 Buffson Assures Calli that everything been replaced with apple jice 2:16:47 *Why* *Buffson* *kicked* *Calvin* *out:* He tried to leave a little C-man on the floor.. *[A* *Few* *purchases…]* 01:10:32 Ollie buy’s 500 Sandwiches! (+50,000$) 1:12:01 Ollie Buys 1000 Water (+1000$)$ 1:41:50 -1:45:36 Zeta Sc@ms Champagne Tower (-1mil) 1:54:30-1:57:32 Anya Sc@m Buying 5 Champagne Tower (-5Mil) *[A* *Few* *More* *out* *The* *Many,* *_Many_* *Moments!]* 6:49 *MISSING:* Nonoshi Muman 1:28:00 “Your’re such an *Organic* *man”* / 1:28:40 "You’re a *GMO* *Man* / *GMM* 1:34:44 Hayko Doesn't Want to see the HR Lady again… 1:51:44 Who’s the richest man in the host* *club?* / 1:52:38 "You love gacha? *"Name* *every* *gacha!"* 2:12:04 *Calli:* “Now It's Daddy’s Turn” --------- *SMOOTH(?)* *PICKUPLINES...* *[YabaIRyK* *PICK* *UP* *LINES]* 35:14 *YabaiRyK:* "Are you thirsty? Thirsty for me?" 36:21 *YabaIRyK:* “You seem like you're packing a lot of nutrients... in the right places...“ 38:20 *YabaIRyK:* “C-Can I touch your *hair?”* *"No.."* 1:09:02 *YabaIRyK:* "I really want to touch your *hair..."* 1:20:54 *YabaiRyK:* I’m ready to chug a lot of things.. Maybe all of you “ 1:22:00 *YabaiRyK:* “I kinda want to see you drenched..” 1:51:23 "HiRyK It's IRyK..." 2:01:04 *YabaIRyK:* "Your *hair* looks very wet" *[FAUN* *PICKUP* *LINES]* 42:32 *Faun:* "IRyS. Did you know that's the name of the most beautiful flower?" 43:00 *Faun:* "Of course it would be my honour to have a princess grace my lap.." 43:17 *IRyS:* "I might be a bit heavy" *Faun:* "Not At all my dear. Light.. as.. a _flower"_ 43:56 *Faun:* For Someone like you.. wouldn't you like a drink befitting a princess? 44:11 *Faun:* Well Honestly Dear nothing on the menu is worthy of you.. 44:30 *Faun:* "But my Dear It won't be as Beautiful as you..." 45:53 *Faun:* "There is a chant my princess, it's not as Enchanting as your are though...” 47:55 *Fauna:* *“If* *You’d* *like* *You* *may* *have* *a* *taste* *of* *my* *cabbage”* 2:08:44 *Faun:* "Perhaps instead of Marriage I could take you.. *"Baby* *sitting..."* Riding on my horse..." *[KRONO* *PICKUP* *LINES]* 1:09:45 *Krono:* I've seen a lot of girls but the only girl that caught my eye, Is you.." 01:10:07 *Krono:* "When you came in with your *Sweat* Glistening..." 1:11:14 *Krono:* You deserve all the happiness in this world / *Sandwich..* *It's* *Just* *as* *good* *as* *you ...* 1:13:31 *Krono:* *"I* *Can* *Nab* *a* *kidney* *For* *you..."* 1:50:22 *Krono:* I'm sorry to hear you've been *Kidnapped,* though honestly I'd do the same." 1:50:46 *Krono:* “I would do anything for you” 1:52:40 *Krono:* "I can't think of a better way to use my Money than to buy you Gacha.." *[HAYKO* *PICKUP *LINES]* 26:26 *Hayko:* "Hey Kitten, how you doin'?" 27:22 *Hayko:* "I saw you walk through the door and my heart just stopped.. Maybe a drink might help.." 28:11 "I just bought this outfit" *Hayko:* "I love the way it hugs your body” 30:01 *Hayko:* "I've staring at your eyes the whole night" 30:32 *Hayko:* "Go For it Kitten" 1:40:38 *Hayko:* "It's been a while since I felt this immense amazing aura from anyone.." 1:41:06 *Hayko:* "Normally *_Dominate_* everything.. Including the bedroom.." 1:44:02 *Hayko:* "If you let me go *_"Master"_* I don't know what I'd do..." 1:44:17 *Hayko:* "There's never bee Someone this Dominant to me before.. And I kinda like it.." *[Guest* *Pickup* *Lines!]* 1:41:16 *Zeta:* "I was hoping you'd be on the menu..” 1:45:28 *Zeta:* "My Day's been great now that I get to meet you" 2:08:11 *Kobo:* "OMG can I marry you?" --------- *TIMESTAMPS* *CONTINUED* *IN* *THE* *REPLIES* --------- This stream was too much.. I don’t know what to say besides Thank you all for Giving us this Incredible Experience. I can’t remember the last time I laughed for Over 2 Hours straight non stop!

[@fireblaze1580]

*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *2* --------- *FULL* *TIMESTAMPS* *[Practicing* *Introductions]* 3:15 *Boss* *Buffson:* “Welcome everyone to the ministry Host Club!” 3:58 - *Krono* 4:33 - *Faun* 5:39 - *Hayko* 6:38 Where’s *Muman?* 6:49 They have still have yet to locate Muman! 7:02 *MISSING:* Nonoshi Muman 7:39 A New Member! Starting tonight! 7:48 - *HiRyK!* *It’s* *IRyK!* 8:11 Buffson’s busy Tonight... 9:09 *They* *all* *have* *debts* *to* *pay* *Buffson…* *[Tonight’s* *Menu]* 10:08 Sandwich: *100$* 10:23 Soda: *500$* 10:55 DON HOOLIO: *1000$* 11:41 Champagne bottle: *10,00$* 12:22 Champagne Tower: *1,000,000$* *[Preparing* *For* *The* *First* *Customer]* 12:57 What do they get for No.1 / Last place? 13:42 *IRyK:* “I just noticed Faun’s rose is actually *cabbage...*” 14:06 *Hayko:* “Yo IRyK, I know your name sounds like it but stop being a Dyck bro...” 14:19 "Can I eat your cabbage after work?" 14:56 *Practicing* *The* *Champaign* *Tower* *Chug* *Chant!* 15:48 Bros H*lding H*nds.. / "I was just practicing my techniques." 16:17 They’re *stinking* up the place already! Boss Buffson get's the cologne! --------- *1.* *BAE* (HOST: KRONO) *[Customer* *1:* *Bae]* 16:46 Bae Arrives! 17:19 *Bae’s* *type:* Easy Going 17:41 Hayko had to step out… 18:02 Bae Requests Krono! 18:28 *Krono* *and* *Bae* *Meet!* 18:47 Boss Buffson reminds them they have *5* *Min* 19:08 What Makes Krono the best Man? 19:34 Bae suggests a drink… / Ordering two *_Sandwiches_** *(+200$)* 20:13 What Happened to Krono? 21:14 *Bae:* "I was Thinking of popping some Champagne?" 21:23 *Krono:* "You're feisty one eh? I like the way you party" 21:36 *Bottle* *of* *champagne* *(+10,000$)* 21:45 What brought Bae here? / Krono Compliments her voice 22:29 *Bae:* "It’s getting a bit warm in here isn't it..” 22:46 Krono Offers to go party with Bae 23:09 *Bae’s* *Weak* *to* *Alcohol* 23:32 Bae’s not alone… / *Boss* *Buffson:* “Times Up By the way” 23:57 One Takeaway Sandwich *(+100$)* 24:23 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *10,300$* 24:38 “You’ve gotta _ease_ it in..” --------- *2* *FAUNA* (HOST: HAYKO) *[Customer* *2:* *Fauna]* 25:08 Fauna arrives! “It’s my first time..” 25:39 *Fauna's* *type:* “I’d like someone who will break my heart and stomp it into the ground" / *Buffson:* "My Kinda woman!" 26:11 *Hayko* *Greets* *Fauna* 26:46 Fauna Notices Hayko looks _Just_ Like her friend.... 27:17 Smooth Hayko 27:30 Hayko: "My heart hurts.. " 27:45 Fauna suggests they get some *sodas* *(+1000$)* 27:57 "*Fauna:* "Maybe You could take off that jacket too.."' 28:11 *Fauna:* "I just bought this outfit" *Hayko:* "I love the way it hugs your body” 28:45 Nervous Fauna 28:58 Fauna suggests a Drink “I can hold my Alcohol just Fine” 29:29 Ordering one *Champaign* *(+10,000$)* 29:35 *Fauna:* "Pour it for me" 29:55 Fauna's Starting to Feel it 30:01 Smooth Hayko: "I've staring at your eyes the Whole night" / *Fauna:* "Just my eyes?" 30:14 *Fauna:* "I was supposed to make you work for it!" *Hayko:* No one can make me work for anything.." 30:32 *Hayko:* "Go For it Kitten" 30:40 Kitten goes hard! Ordering another *champaign * *(+10,000$)* 30:48 *Fauna:* “Pour it for me” 31:05 Agreeing to meet in the *Lobby* *Later..* 31:37 *Boss* *Buffson:* Times Up! 31:57 *Hayko:* “It’s been great meeting you” *Fauna:* "We'll see about that..” 32:13 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *21,000$* 32:14 DEEP 32:30 *Faun:* "Hey man What Are you planning? That's my sister!" 32:25 Faun Makes sure Hayko never meets Fauna in the lobby --------- *3.* *KRONII* (HOST: IRyK) *[Customer* *3:* *Kronii]* 33:20 Kronii Arrives! 33:47 *Buffson:* Unfortunately I’m not on the menu tonight” 34:05 *Kronii's* *Type?* (Asking for IRyK) 34:27 *"HiRyk* *it's* *IRyK!" *Meeting* *Kronii* 34:41 Just Look at you you're perfect 34:52 *IRyK* "Perfect just for me" "Oh? you think your perfect?" 35:14 *YabaiRyK:* "Are you thirsty? Thirsty for me?" *Kronii:* "Excuse me?" 35:40 IRySck’s bever seen tokyo tower before 35:55 One soda, One sandwich *(+100$* / *+500$)* 36:29 *YabaIRyk:* “It seems like your'e packing a lot of nutrients... in the right places...“ 37:03 *Buffson:* "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" 37:16 "I have a family to feed" 37:39 *IRyK* *has* *a* *sister* *that* *draining* *the* *family* *fortune* *on* *keyboards….* 37:56 Ordering a bottle: *(+10,000$)* 38:12 Cheers to your eyes! 38:20 “-C-Can I touch your hair?” *“No..*” 38:39 Kronii offers IRyk a strand of her hair 38:58 Kronii orders another Bottle: *(+10,000$)* 39:15 IRck: “My *sister’s* gonna be so happy” 39:46 *Buffson:* Time’s up! 39:54 "I'll tell my *sister* That I met the best woman in the world today" 40:08 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *20,600$* 40:24 *Little* *tip:* "Don’t mention your *sister* so much” 40:54 Not enough for the keyboard..? / “It’s made out of solid *THOCC”* --------- *4.* *IRYS* (HOST: FAUN) *[Customer* *4:* *IRyS]* 41:24 IRyS arrives! “When Did I walk into a host club?” 41:52 *IRyS’* *Type:* The Intelectual 42:08 *Faun* *and* *IRyS* *Meet* *(Smooth)* 42:32 *Fauna:* "IRyS? did you know that's the name of the most beautiful flower?" *IRyS:* "Ohh~" 43:00 *"IRyS :*Can I sit on your lap?" *Faun:* "Of course it would be my honour to have a princess grace my lap.." 43:17 *IRyS:* "I might be a bit heavy" *Faun:* "Not At all my dear. Light.. as.. a _flower"_ 43:39 Ordering a Sandwhich *(+100$)* 43:56 *Faun:* For Someone like you.. wouldn't you like a drink befitting of a princess? 44:11 *IRyS:* "What do you think would fit me?" 44:14 *Faun:* Well Honestly Dear nothing on the menu is worthy of you... (but the best you could do would be the *champagne* *tower")* 44:30 *IRyS:* The champgne tower is so pretty! 44:41 *Faun:* "But my Dear It won't be as Beautiful as you..." 44:46 IRyS is concerned about the environment 45:21 *IRyS:* "I need to save up for a keyboard but..." 45:45 *CHAMPAIGN* *TOWER:* (*+1,000,000$)* 45:53 *Faun:* "There is a chant my princess, it's not as Enchanting as your are though...” 46:12 *The* *chant!* 46:49 Faun’s the prince of Faunation? 47:18 "Why do you have a cabbage?" *Faun:* "I find Beauty in even the most mundane" 47:34 Fuana is a *Green* *Thumb!* 47:55 *Fauna:* *“If* *You’d* *like* *You* *may* *have* *a* *taste* *of* *my* *cabbage”* 48:21 IRyS chokes Faun’s Cabbage… 49:00 *Boss* *Buffson:* Times Up! 49:27 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *1,000,100$* --------- *WAITING* *FOR* *THE* *BIG* *EVENT* 50:01 *IRyK:* "That girl looks pretty familiar..” 50:24 "What the hell? You Denied me my Cabbage and just gave it to that girl.." 50:47 *Boss* *Buffson:* We're gonna be opening up for the big event! 51:13 The Boys discuss How they can be more assertive 52:01 *Krono:* “And then after that... Call me your daddy” *“....”* “too far?” *[Keep* *it* *In* *your* *pants]* 52:58 Hayko’s I have girl waiting the lobby / *Faun*: "Don’t Count on it " 53:22 Faun: "that’s my Sister" 53:40 “Krono... Keep it in your pants.” 53:50 *Boss* *Buffson:* I don’t want any stains on those pants.. I gotta wash those" 54:12 “Honestly Boss, those won’t be the only stains..” *Buffson:* "I know what you mean" *[Bromance* / *Practicing* *Pick* *up* *Lines]* 54:42 “Faun I ain't g@y, but..” / "No h0m0 , but like... if you're serious.." 55:12 "Let me just high five you down there..." 55:19 They’re gonna play *Monopoly?* *Smash?* 55:42 Why you should *main* *Kirby* in Smash… 56:02 I keep forgetting that Kiby's a dude.. / "Have you seen his *FEET* though?" 56:16 "You can be the Kirby to my Jiggly puff" 56:49 *"I* *smash* *all* *those* *bros"* / *"Dark* *Pittu"* 57:15 What’s Boss Buffson’s goal Price Point? --------- *5.* *POLKA* (HOST: IRyK) 58:03 *Polka* *Arrives!* 59:03 IRyK Greets polka 1:00:00 They Didn’t Know IRycK Could Speak japanese! 1:00:12 "Krono You're scaring me man..." 1:00:37 Buffson Speaks 1:00:55 Polka asks what drink she should get 1:01:50 Is Credit Card Ok? 1:02:15 Polka orders a Champagne *(+10,000$)* 1:02:34 *IRyK* *Makes* *polka* *Laugh* 1:03:35 Polka asks if they use their Real Names / *PityRyK* 1:05:51 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *10,000$* 1:06:39 "You've got the JP route, and the Pity route, those are the only 2" 1:06:57 What Did IRyK say about Boss? 1:07:18 *IRyK:* "Of course you're my bros, But you're also my rivals" 1:07:32 IRyK Get’s praised by Boss Buffson --------- Continued in part 3 below

[@fireblaze1580]

*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *3* --------- *6.* *OLLIE* (HOST: KRONO) *[Customer *6:* *Ollie]* 1:08:00 Ollie Arrives! 1:08:24 *Ollie’s* *Type:* Princely 1:08:37 The Boys Introduce themselves to Ollie 1:09:12 Ollie Chooses Krono! 1:09:45 Smooth Krono 01:10:09 Krono Calls ollie sweaty 01:10:32 Ollie Offers to buy *500* *Sandwhiches!* *(+50,000$)* 1:11:14 *Ollie's* *as* *As* *Good* *as* *a* *sandwich....* 1:11:38 Krono suggests the champagne tower to a choking ollie... 1:12:01 Buying water *1000* *Water* *(+1000$)* / Boss Buffson Makes it work... 1:12:40 *Ollie:* "Can you fast eat with water? That would be pretty attractive..” 1:12:52 Krono offers to blend a Sanwhich Cocktail.. 1:13:11 “If you’d like I can make a sandwich Champaign Tower..” 1:13:31 *Krono:* *"I* *Can* *Nab* *a* *kidney* *For* *you..."* 1:14:20 *Krono:* "Want me to call you a cab? *Ollie:* "will you pay for it?" 1:14:42 “If you want to digest all 500 Sandwiches I guess walking is good for you” 1:15:00 Ollie tips Krono 10 Dollars (+10$) 1:15:33 Next tiem we dont; just take credit cards, we can take you in anytime… 1:15:50 Ollie Says her goodbye 1:16:03 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *51,010$* 1:16:11 Top Sandwich earner of the month / they still have around 100 Next 1:16:39 Poor NewRyK… 1:16:59 Krono’s Black market *Kidney* 1:17:17 *Buffson:* “No Teabagging on the chairs” --------- *7.* *RISU* (HOST: IRyK) *[Customer* *7:* *Risu]* 1:18:02 Risu Arrives! 1:18:33 *Risu’s* *type:* Playful, with a fresh Face 1:18:49 IRyK And Risu Meet 1:19:16 Yandere Risu? 1:19:46 Risu Orders a Bottel *(+10,000$)* 1:20:16 CHAMPAGNE TOWER: *(+1,000,000$)* 1:20:30 *Chug* *Chant!* 1:20:54 I’m ready to chug a lot of things.. Maybe all of you “ YabaiRyck 1:21:21 *Risu* *Likes* *Wet* *Boys..* Getting to orders of water (+2 Dollars) 1:22:00 *YabaiRyk:* “I kinda want to see you drenched..” 1:22:06 *Risu:* "Maybe After wards we could... (wink) *IRyK:* "I can introduce you to my sister!" 1:23:01 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *1,010,002$* --------- *INTERMISSION* 1:23:32 “Dude Again with the sister .. Are you a siscon?” 1:24:14 “She can be your Sugar Mommy Bro” 1:24:52 *IRyK:* “I knew she was Risu, but i didn’t know she was _Richu…”_ 1:25:21 What kind of Sandwiches did Ollie order? 1:26:48 Faun Hasn’t had anything but Cabbage for the past month 1:27:30 How much do they Make / what’s their cut? 1:28:00 Girls are all about organic these days / “Your’re such an Organic man” 1:28:40 You’re a *GMO* *Man* / *GMM* 1:29:50 Genetically Modified to be Handsome 1:30:13 Rich coming from Faun... 1:30:4 Does Faun have their hair tied up a bit? *[Sister* *Intervention]* 1:31:31 Where *IRyk's* *Pity* *Card* Inspiration comes from 1:32:23 "You're Mentioning your *sister* a little too much .. Is everything ok at home?" 1:32:59 "Why do they we all have sister issues?" / "you guys Have sisters?" 1:33:15 *Why* *Doesn't* *IRyK* *stop* *his* *t0xic* *with* *IRyS?* 1:34:00 "IRyK, We Care about you" 1:34:09 Repairing The Bro Code? 1:34:35 "Dont go after my Sister though... Don;t Go After my Sisters Wallet" 1:34:45 "I won’t go After your sister I’ll go Before her" 1:34:51* Krono:* "Or I'll go _Under_ her…" 1:35:00 Hayko Doesn't Want to see the HR Lady again… 1:35:26 Who’s the *HR* *lady?* 1:35:53 Anyone in HR is obviously fiesty/ “she's pretty Small” 1:36:12 *Keep* *it* *in* *your* *pants* *Krono:* “And I’m pretty Big and Feisty..” *[“Bromance”]* 1:36:41 Krono Teaches them His Growl 1:36:55 *Krono* *will* *teach* *IRyk* *all* *his* *bed* *techniques* 1:37:31 “It’s getting hot in here even without the ladies...” 1:37:50 No one to pay for air conditioning... --------- *8.* *ZETA* (HOST: HAYKO) *[Customer:* *Zeta]* 1:38:16 Zeta Arrives! 1:38:42 “here kitty kitty” / “I feel Overhwelmed..” 1:39:06 I would like a guy 1:39:31 *Boss* *Buffson* Throws a bone to Hayko.. 1:40:05 *Hayko* *and* *Zeta* *Meet* 1:40:14 *Boss* *Buffson:* "Ma'am if you'd like to change, just let me know” 1:40:38 *Hayko:* "It's been a while since I felt this immense amazing aura from anyone.." 1:41:06 *Hayko:* "Normally *_Dominate_* everything.. Including the *bedroom.."* 1:41:33 *Zeta:* "I was hoping you'd be on the menu..” 1:41:50 Have you had a champagne tower yet? 1:42:13 One sandwich, One soda, One Don Hoolio *(+100$* / *+500$* / *+1000$*)* 1:43:09 *CHANT* *FAILURE...* = *REFUND?* 1:43:22 “We take refunds anytime” *Buffson:* “no we don't.” 1:44:02 *Hayko:* "If you let me go *_"Master"_* I don't know what I'd do..." 1:44:17 *Hayko:* "There's never bee Someone this Dominant to me before.. And I kinda like it.." 1:44:25 *CHAMPAIGN* *TOWER* *(+?1,000,000)* 1:44:41 *CHUG* *CHANT* 1:45:14 "That was a long chug" 1:45:28 *Zeta:* "My Day's been great now that I get to meet you" 1:45:36 *Secret* *Mission:* *SC@M* 1:46:41 *Zeta:* “I’ll pay next time..” 1:47:00 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *1,600$* *-1,000,000$* 1:47:09 Boss Buffson orders them to funnel the champagne back in the bottles! 1:47:19 *DEEP* *GROWL* --------- *9.* *ANYA* (HOST: HAYKO) 1:48:20 “She’s looking sharp…” / “Made out of like steel..” 1:48:20 Anya Arrives! 1:48:57 *Someone* *Kidnapped* *Anya?!* 1:49:21 - *Hayko’s* introduction 1:49:43 - *Faun* Introduction 1:50:16 - *Krono* Introduction “I‘ll do anything for you” 1:50:49 *Anya:* "Will you give me Money for my gacha fund?" 1:51:23 - *HiRyk* *It’s* *IRyk* 1:51:44 Who’s the richest man in the host* *club?* 1:52:27 You love gacha? *Name* *every* *gacha!* 1:53:14 “I’m emotionally Scarred for life:” 1:54:45 Choosing Hayko in the End “ Especially with the Free CHapgne… 1:54:30 *Anya: *“I kinda Broke my Credit Card” 1:54:51 The Second *SC@M* is in Progress: 1:54:57 I think I have money to ay.. But if I don't... 1:55:23 *Anya:* "But I thought you were the one for me..?" 1:55:14 Krono Resorts to Pity Techniques 1:55:54 Are we gonna rob the bank? / First... 1:56:30 Ordering *5* Chapagne towers! The Card is declining.... 1:57:09 *5* *CHAMPAGNE* *TOWERS* *(-5Mill)* 1:58:00 *CHUG* *CHANT* 1:58:50 Agreeing to rob a bank together next time.. 1:59:09 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *-5,000,000$* 1:59:26 *Boss* *Buffson:* “ Hayko, we're gonna be together for a long time..” --------- *10.* *KOBO* (HOST: FAUN) *[Customer:* *Kobo]* 2:00:22 Kobo Arrives! Buffson: "were gonna have to see your ID” 2:01:04 *IRyK:* Your hair looks very wet (Police sirens in the background ) 2:01:39 Rose Intro 2:02:11 Branches and leaves 2:02:45 The One With Glasses 2:03:07 Kobo’s lost/ She has her Dad’s’ Black Card… (RIP Calli…) 2:04:04-2:04:41 Kobo Chooses *Faun* 2:04:57 Kobo orders 2 Bottles of Don Hoolio… *(+2000$)* 2:05:46 "Faun, you're gonna go to jail” / Buffson checked her ID 2:06:10 Two bottles of champagne , and a soda *(+20,500)* 2:06:22 Straberry lettuce sandwhich *(+100$)* 2:06:55 *Kobo* *introduces* *herself* *as* *Belle* 2:07:30 Sharing their interests 2:07:30 Likes to attend to his cabbage patch 2:07:50 "You have Kingdom? are you prince?" 2:08:11 *Kobo:* "OMG can I marry you?" "How old are you again” 2:08:44 *Faun:* "Perhaps instead of Marriage I could take you.. *"Baby* *sitting..."* Riding on my horse..." 2:09:59 *Kobo:* "You will be My Horse" "she's gonna ride you...: 2:09:19 "I've seen such a Game played before" (Wee whooo..) 2:09:34 *FBI* *Open* *Up!* / This feels morally wrong.." *[CALLI'S* *HERE!]* 2:10:00 DAD Arrives! 2:10:46 Calli Doesn't Like Faun... 2:11:11 *Buffson* Assures that everything been replaced with apple juice 2:11:48 Calli’s Interested In this place? 2:12:03 *“Now* *It's* *Daddy’s* *Turn”* 2:12:37 Kobo goes to Mommy... " *Calli:* "Kiara's gonna beat the SH*T out of me.." *MONEY* *EARNED:* *22,600$* --------- *11.* *CALLI* (HOST: HAYKO) 2:12:48 *Calli:* ‘Now that the Children are gone ..” 2:13:13 What Was the 2:13:48 Calli offers to play Uno/ chess 2:14:05 “Calli already has a *Monopoly* *Squad”* 2:14:29-2:14:52 Calli chooses Hayko! 2:15:02 *How’s* *Calvin* *Doing?* 2:15:15 Hayko's treating Calli as one of the guys 2:15:32 Calli Orders a champaign Tower , and Soda for Hayko *(+1,000,500$)* 2:16:07 *Chug* *Chant* 2:16:47 *Why* *Buffson* *kicked* *Calvin* *out:* He tried to leave a little C-man on the floor.. 2:18:00 Calli thinks Hayko’s a better Rapper than Calvin 2:18:29 *Calli:* "How’d you end up in so much debt?" *Hayko:* "Honestly I don't know.." 2:19:19 Does the rose in Hayko's Mouth hurt after bein in his mouth all night?" 2:19:39 "Life is full of ups and Downs... *Or* *just* *"Downs* *Downs..* *and* *downs..."* 2:20:24 How are they Charging 100 for a sandwich? *“It’s* *organic”* 2:20:55 Calli’s a working woman! *PEACE* 2:21:30 *Hayko:* "I’m also pretty n@sty with Uno.. They call me the Uno Dos Tres.." 2:21:52 *MONEY* *EARNED:* *+1,000,500$* --------- Continued In Part 4 below!

[@fireblaze1580]

*TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *4* --------- *CLOSING* *[TOTAL* *EARNINGS:]* 2:21:50 Looking at everyone totals 2:22:06 *Last* Place: *Hayko* (-4,026,600$) (At Least) 2:22:37 *3rd* Place: *Krono* (61,311$) 2:23:16 *2nd *Place: *Faun* (1,022,700$) 2:23:44 *1st* Place: *IRyK* (1,040,602$) / *(Pity* *No.* *1")* *[Mystery* *Guest]* 2:24:17 *Who’s* *that* *Mysterious* *Gentleman* *out* *there?* 2:25:12 They're Looking for *Nonoshi* *Muman!* 2:25:48 “how tight is your glove” 2:26:30 When Was the last time you sent Muman an Email? 2:26:56 The Mystery Guest disappears.. 2:27:56 Maybe He changed his Name? *[ENDING]* 2:28:14 *IRyK:* "I gotta go home Before my *Sister* gets Worried.." 2:29:00 "The Prince of Cabbage Patch" 2:29:34 "You could sleep on me though~" "Can I really?" 2:29:40 *His* *Bodies* *is* *open* *to* *Collabs* 2:30:03 "After we leave tonight, you guys wanna BEEP real quick?" 2:30:17 "Can I sleep on your pads, you can sleep on the place" 2:30:30 *The* *reason* *SisconRyk* *Never* *Debuted…* 2:31:22* Role* *Playing!* 2:31:50 "What's worse, God Complex or Siscon? I think I win this one.." 2:32:06 Final Remarks 2:32:20 Shout out to *Boss* *Buffson* 2:32:26 "You can also Come to my bed too, if your'e feeling a little cold I can warm you up.." 2:33:01 Realizing this was all Live streamed! / Faun's In trouble.. 2:33:40 "If Your Intrested in paying My Debt..." 2:33:59 "Please Donate to the Good Cause of My *Sister"* 2:34:23 *Goodnight!* 2:34:29 *"You're* *Smooth* *because* *you* *only* *have* *5* *Hairs..."* --------- o7

[@igloo_igloo]

Thanks for the timestamps!

[@V4Vantablack]

take your time buddy, thank you always for the timestamps! o7

[@thebigKM20]

I've been watching Hololive English since the beginning, and this is one of the most fun streams I've watched. I've seen the clips of JP host clubs, and I'm glad we got one for EN. I hope there are more to come.

[@squalleonkeneddyheart4191]

Me too bruh, I always been a Council guy cuz my Oshi is in there but man Krono Sucked in this lol

[@LightSeiba]

We need monthly Ministry streams! I wanna see the continuation of these character Arcs

[@EbanescenceJ]

Now we need Tempus maid cafe

[@Kiramelo]

You're a freakin genius

[@mentecato666]

They're already in maid outfits, half of them

[@innerbeast415]

Tempus maid cafe with Tamaki hosting would pull everything ong. 1st guest: Nodoka + A-Chan.

[@nowifi8063]

Bruh that sht so anime. Crossdressing maid cafe 😂

[@perotekku]

Don't "tempt us" with a good time

[@karacrash95]

Ame is always so much funnier then I think she'll be and she catches me off guard every damn time, af absolute legend

[@noblenuance]

Adding Ame and IRyS to this is so perfect

[@pants6968]

IRyS: Begs her viewers to vote for Takenoko yesterday. IRyK: Begs his patron to buy things to fund his sister's addiction. Also YabaIRyK: "Hey can I sleep on your pants?" and "You're smooth cause you have five hairs right?" Guess it just runs in the family.

[@Thraxelon]

Rewatching again for Polka. That “Ehehe” at 1:06:10 kills me everytime. Polka best girl everytime

[@jajathenewking6131]

Definitely the cutest polka noise

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

IRyK is a fun addition to the host club. Very bulliable. All it took was him saying his name for Polka to start laughing. That's all I could ever ask. Now, back to the void with you, Ministry!

[@WrensthavAviovus]

Ina indeed be busy with all the things she has to keep in the void.

[@TheEngieTF2]

I like how Calli literally just took Kobo's place after catching her being in an adult host club "underaged", and using her credit card without permission

[@Richman4066]

Lmao

[@hayate342]

Sasuga dad

[@kenzeeato]

calli probably get the notification someone use her bank, y'know coz she's a dad xD

[@kinoleogeo7998]

It could also be extended to how Calli’s card was eaten by a machine during her vacation that was cut short. So the little gremlin child, Kobo ate up her funds.

[@ferociousfeind8538]

"you can go wait outside"

[@MaebyBot]

I dont know what to make of this but overall I had so much fun thank you guys for this ps dont let faun go to jail

[@Nothingseen]

Faun was probably the most appropriate choice, his whole shtick being that he's a magical prince from a faraway kingdom is the kind of cute fantasy you can argue in court is not sexual in nature.

[@MelniaShadow]

The Ministry is back and they do not disappoints! This is such a fun stream, thank you Boss Buffson, thank you Ministry and thank you all the guests.

[@starkmandalore6570]

This was such a chaotic ride I was dying laughing the whole way through Thank you everyone for contributing to this masterpiece!

[@charlesmurphy5644]

Ame is a comedic genius and Amezingly talented‼️😸

[@Basil-Spice]

Imagining drunk Fauna sitting in the lobby for the next TWO HOURS or more waiting for Hako is my new favorite thing. The worst part, if she got what she wanted (heart stomped) he'll never show up. Poor Fauna...

[@CKalpha]

I never bored watching this over and over lol

[@azurememory]

2:25:10 MUMEI VOICE TOO HANDSOME 2:26:42 EMAIL 2:26:48 *"OK GOOD"*

[@ThePeteriarchy]

Bro my ribs. This was great. Ame reigning the boys in is the best part

[@jajathenewking6131]

I love this club, theses guys know how to make me laugh and feel attracted to. Favorite has to be Faun, a sweet talker and his voice is so calming.

[@SJtre3]

This seriously might be one of the funniest streams of all time. I was laughing in ways I didn't even know I could...

[@tangroro]

1:43:40 the way Bae delivered that line was so perfect XD

[@squalleonkeneddyheart4191]

Man this was a Delight from start to finish great job. I'm so Impressed with Fauna

[@f_brank]

an absolute masterpiece of a stream, thank all of you so much

[@MrHamsterpower]

So fascinating to see how girls think what guys say when they’re not in the room lol

[@OneWayOnlyHim]

Another legendary stream that will have you laughing and crying ! Poor Hayko 😂 Also can someone translate what was said at 2:34:35? Is it "Your smooth because you have 5 hairs mayn"? 😂

[@tsukuneboy]

I think iryk design originally has like 5 layers of hair or something. And they changed it to a simpler 2.0

[@XnRz]

Part 3 please. This series is legendary.

[@nene2969]

The CHUG CHUG CHUG gets me everytime! I can't decide if I want a synchronized version or not... The comedic value of this one is strong

[@kalen.]

Peak content. Love the bois. Thank you ID girls, dad, and Boss Buffson as well!!

[@EmberwindTale]

Fauna: Goes shopping and bought a new outfit. Faun: Can't afford cabbage.

[@juni5822]

The Kobo part was intense. I could hear the sirens just by listening to them talk. RIP Faun I think I cried laughing the entire stream

[@mclaggen6144]

This is one for the history books, it was amazing

[@o...]

This Kobo girl seems kind of young… check her card Bosson: * checks her credit card *

[@redace4821]

Also Bosson: *Realise it's the Grim Reaper' Apperentice Mori Calliope card* It's check out.

[@mocha_alpaca]

i’m crying laughing XD tried to have the VOD on while driving, bad idea, it’s super hard to keep driving in a straight line while holding in my laughter because everything about this is just too hilarious my god! every single person in here are just amazing! why are you all like this? i love it. ✨ thank you so much to all the hosts and the guests. my stomach and throat hurts XD

[@asdf2098]

Do not attempt to operate any heavy machinery or vehicles while under the influence of HoloEN

[@aleksandernainggolan]

2:00:44 my personal timestamp

[@blackwind-kfpAgentXX]

🚨🚨🚨

[@aleksandernainggolan]

@@blackwind-kfpAgentXXsilence outdonesian, she’s basically over 18 yet you still call the police on me wkwkwk

[@ilyasjoestar3090]

This stream is just a hidden gem of Myth, so many highlights and hilarious situations 😂

[@keystrix3704]

_"Yeah, you really make me wanna blow my mind. Little more cheerful, okay?"_ Fuggin' SAVAGE Ame rolling out hard! 🤣

[@PallasPat]

I'm glad I watched this before my date tonight. I'm going to use all the techniques I learned. Keep a rose in my mouth the entire date, blend some sandwiches, offer her cabbage, and talk about my sister.

[@xzenitramx666]

So how was your date?

[@asdf2098]

@@xzenitramx666 I think the lack of response is the answer...

[@V4Vantablack]

can't believe they did my man Hayko dirty :( what an amazing stream, I really missed Ministry, so seeing this makes me happy, I had a hella lots of laughs! thank you soooo much for the stream guys! also... CHUG CHUG CHUG

[@Nothingseen]

Hayko got a lot of character development, man! From a shithead heartbreaker to an introspective and self-critical dude trying to figure out what he can make with his life. Hopefully he didn't meet Fauna afterwards, though. Cause he'd be returning to nature.

[@byonni]

Legendary stream

[@westleyrowe6998]

This is top tier content honestly. An absolute performance by all involved

[@Terralventhe]

Polka's little roleplay here reminded me of her 'went to the wrong interview' skit she did back during her first year.

[@MadnessToTheMeaning]

I was half cringing and laughing at the entire thing it was splendid. I need more Ministry Host Club!

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Holy smokes Polka pulled off the innocent voice so well that for a good minute I thought it was someone else doing an impression. Then that classic Polka cackle-laugh came out and I knew it was her 😆

[@realkingtom]

Nothing like ending a shift four million dollars in debt. That's the power of CHAOS.

[@cross985]

its jerma all over again

[@TheAHuman]

Why is Faun smoother than any guy could ever hope to be.

[@zkace]

36:27 I died at this moment. IRyK's horrible attempt to salvage that just made it worse. I almost wish I could hear everyone else laughing out loud (I assume they either mute themselves or try to stay quiet when it's not their turn), but the silence as IRyK struggles to make something out of it adds to the humor as well

[@someguycalledcerberus9805]

I like how just masking their voice immediately made them all go all out with the sexual innuendos. Anonymity effect in full force.

[@Deses]

This is the wildest thing I've seen from these guys in a while. Great stream, legendary, even.

[@_heh]

still love this stream, rewatched it a bunch

[@fenniə]

coming back to this, this will be forever my favourite hololive stream of all time.

[@rockyrocks800]

IRyK played the pity card, but when it came to Japanese, my man was Cooking. Lots of Sussy comments 🤨were thrown around as well, especially when riding a horse came up with Kobo This was definitely one of the best streams I've watched❤💚💙💜💛

[@vielantonio7106]

This is very chaotic and entertaining, IryK being siscon, kroni being so hot, hayko being in dept, Faun is going to jail HAHAHA I love that Zeta and Rizu traumatized hayko and Calli coming to get her daughter and to enjoy next and buffson being the best manager of ministry.I enjoy this stream so much thankyou for this 07

[@JojiAnsoni]

Good thing Faun's got that rizz going for him maybe he'll get some protection when he's doin' time for child endangerment. Thank you bois I haven't cringed and laughed this hard in a while that was hilarious, y'all did amazing.

[@brokenspacebar9628]

He's gonna rizz the prison guards into letting him out

[@Godoflegos]

Its fiiiiine... none of that will hold up in court anyways.

[@GeronKizan]

KOBO: (*racks up a massive bill*) CALLI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? WAIT OUTSIDE ALSO CALLI: (*racks up A LARGER BILL*)

[@Winstonel12]

Watehel

[@galileo4223]

Everyone was so funny 😂I was tearing up a little from laughing so hard 💀

[@mogerus]

I've been looking at chat while rewatching the VOD and laughing at everyone's reaction when Kobo appeared.

[@TheAHuman]

And Bae

[@bluelit9281]

Kobo happen, Chat: OH NO.

[@yokayoksven]

This was too funny XD! I had to take breaks watching the vod, because I was laughing too hard. Dudes conversations in between guest groups are an absolute gold! And I like the new guy, even though he's a siscon. I want a second episode of the Misadventures of Ministry Host Club. Will Hako ever pay off his dept? Where's the Muman's mystery gonna go? And will they play Smash? See in the next episode... maybe.

[@JayHikari]

I'm crying and my sides absolutely hurt . Thanks boys, hope you can get out of debt

[@darly5448]

The Oozora Police is gunna have a field day with this one

[@adambob5277]

Definitely one of the streams of all time

[@Goldskull_96]

“Let me high five you down there” well that’s a new one i’ll be using with the homies

[@BuluhTerbang]

There's a whole 3 and more arcs going on in this stream I can't even describe them all Goodness Bae FeBAErary is a real blast so far! Thank you gir- boys for the hella fun stream!!

[@SilverScizor753]

That was a legendary stream, great job to all the hosts, great seeing all the guests and shoutout to the MVP Buffson for keeping things running and making all of those sandwiches. That was a fun time, thanks for the stream!

[@Azubusolomid]

This was definitely a rollercoaster of an experience thank you for setting this up and for all of the guests to join too!

[@starsgears9200]

I know they must take a ton of extra planning, but from this glorious treasure to the therapy stream, the improv sketch streams are my favourites of any of them

[@omerzp1997]

I rewatched this like 10 times. I hope EN will do more of this godly freestyle host clubs

[@JavaStrike]

This was such a funny stream. Couldn't stop laughing and had a grin on the entire time.

[@chaderonii9320]

This has to be one my favourite streams. Couldn’t stop laughing at all. Thank you to everyone involved 🙏

[@fyretruck6849]

this was by far one of the funniest streams ive seen in a long time. Thank you everyone!!!

[@LGNDoren]

To me, this live show was one of the greatest comedic masterpieces in youtube history, ever. Haven't laughed this much in front of my screen for a long time. Great job everyone.

[@bigdudeelryf4718]

I loved this video. I'd love to see another❤❤❤❤ Plus the loading screen before the stream is adorable

[@reconnect7179]

Yes officer those guys right there *points at Krono and Faun

[@puhanlemontian6026]

this stream was gold, so many funny moments made me laugh so hard

[@Da_Carp_]

Definitely one of the streams of all time. Died laughing most of the time. Rip Hayko, i’ll pray for him🙏

[@Moomshine74]

Thanks for the stream! Nice to see HoloMinistry being back!

[@parisnights]

This entire stream is literally peak entertainment lol I miss them already 😂

[@Hazmin_]

Laughed so hard, you guys are great lmao Until next time Ministry o7

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

I remember stopping by briefly kind of late into the stream and going "Man, Hayko's really winning!" And then I noticed the minus sign in front. XD

[@MrDeathTheKid8]

My throat hurts, my lungs are destroyed, but my day is made. Funniest sh*t I've ever seen in my life. Thank you HoloMinistry, thank you Bosson (best husbando btw) and thank you to all the guests for this crazy collab. This stream is already a legend. PS: RIP Muman. You'll be missed.

[@AntonNeedsCoffee]

Poor Hayko keeps getting scammed Love the stream couldn't stop laughing and smiling the whole time!! Can't wait to see the lads next year and wonder what job they'll do next!!

[@GiftingStray]

I'm smiling so much my cheeks hurt. Also Faun is so smooth OMG 😍😍😍

[@risarai9609]

cheeks🤨

[@nunul90]

Petition for season 2 and the appearance of the boss🙏🙏

[@bloominghaze8093]

The boys are back and wow. Surprises, surprises and more surprises. The first round already held quite a few, wasn't really expecting to see new outfits for the old crew and the guests they got were a pleasant surprise too. And that was before we got JP and ID Guests starting with round two. It's quite the step up compared to last year, neither expect this to be planned out so well nor to have that many guests. Thank you Hayko, Faun, Krono and IRyK. Also big thanks to Ame for all the help and the guests of course - that made this.. spectatcle happen. Really well done everyone. A litte sad that Muman (and by extension Mumei - At least she was able to show up one way or another by the end) were not able to make it this time. Let's hope nothing too bad happened to him and he's going to be back for the next time. Owls can be quite scary or so I have heard.