VOCALOID HEADCANONS

hehehey guys long time no see how u doin
so yeah these are some of my headcanons
for ppl who don't know what a headcanon is: it's pretty much just how i imagine some vocaloids' personalities
this vid is also an explanation for vocaloid in a nutshell if u think about it
annnd i forgot to add that i headcanon rin and len as 100% blood related twins heehee
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awesome 8-bit remix by branflakes
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i'm 100 percent sure that something in this dumb video will get someone triggered sorry bout that :(

[@thediamondpotato4933]

Headcanon: Meiko and Kaito are those two dumb friends who do stupid stuff together every other day

[@blehhhhhh2217]

Iris TheDiamondPotato who’s to day it isn’t everyday or every other night 😉😏

[@thediamondpotato4933]

@@blehhhhhh2217 I meant like, Going on shopping sprees and stealing a shopping cart stupid, not Winky face emoji stupid.

[@acedv6134]

And then years later they get married and have a beautiful baby named Miku

[@nay_nay3212]

Those are Kaito, Gakupo and Len together lol

[@thediamondpotato4933]

@@nay_nay3212 Agree

[@ZECRA602]

Len: *DIES A LOT*

[@weebsgotoplutotogetkilledb2224]

That is pretty accurate

[@asquinaaxb9719]

Accurate af, buddy.

[@PEK1NGDRAKE]

that ain't a headcanon-

[@boochisuri]

I cannot say if that's wrong

[@raynethescribe2772]

Plot twist: len is just an alternate universe version of kenny McCormick from south park

[@31nic]

divorce. ʰᵃｈａʰᵃｈａʰᵃｈａʰᵃｈａʰᵃ

[@literallyasuka2996]

“GUMI -positive” Me: *thinks about her songs Copycat, Karma, RIP Gossip Sea, ECHO, etc* Me: “ok”

[@XTX767RT]

"her songs" so a software writes the songs?

[@literallyasuka2996]

@@XTX767RT maybe like- maybe you shouldn't- like.... _take a certain context so seriously_

[@connordoesexist1807]

@@literallyasuka2996 Well, that's why wowaka "left" the VOCALOID community years ago.

[@s2sHoXXs2]

@@connordoesexist1807 too soon :'(

[@connordoesexist1807]

@@s2sHoXXs2 I don't mean that. I meant the other thing. Like, he disappeared in 2012 and came back in 2017. Reason? Because Miku takes all the credit.

[@sunnysiderice]

Kaito being dumb and happy are not headcanons, they are facts

[@Michelle-vs6pc]

ICE CREAM TRUCK

[@i.ririna267]

Oh come on it's pain for a KAITO fan like me

[@mewychoko9952]

@Athena Watts No I think it's Attack on One Piece

[@kabenno]

@@i.ririna267 same

[@kellycore]

Very true.

[@itiswhatitis1883]

Len: to everyone else dying is a horrifying thought, to him it's a Tuesday

[@Estradarp]

It’s the kenny of vocaloid

[@whatever5401]

Len: is immortal and has super regeneration abilities

[@souregg]

My only head canon is that VY2 is actually a walking talking samurai sword.

[@Gerokero]

best

[@Aristotiles]

I gave VY1 the same head canon of being a talking fan

[@cindycho2933]

That’s actually cute

[@basicallyjustabirdnow3616]

I really like this post.

[@lilith8978]

VY2 is Gakupo sword

[@Realience]

At least you don't think Len and Rin are dating

[@stocking7203]

late reply but I don’t rlly think it’s wrong for people to ship them as long as you don’t see them as siblings,,

[@littlecatboy5385]

stocking but they have the same last name age hair color eye color height and voice so theyre obviously siblings

[@stocking7203]

「春」 have you never seen two blondes dating? also their “last name” means m͟i͟r͟r͟o͟r͟ in Japanese nd it’s referring to the fact that they are both mirror images.

[@stocking7203]

「春」 also they don’t have the same height 😐😐 len is taller than rin

[@keithminacci5345]

They are voice provided by the same person

[@pandamonkey3557]

Any headcanon where meiko isn't a violent, reckless, and messy drunk is a good headcanon to me.

[@MinPhoebus]

I still like the drinking headcanon I've just always hced her a sad/sappy drunk who loves on her "kids" when drinking and cries but what I like to focus on more is my hc she works out a ton

[@rsetea9947]

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE I CAN AGREE WITH!

[@preludetogold]

I have a heck ton of headcanons for Meiko. I see her as the responsible mother figure who makes mistakes sometimes, like a human being, but is always sure to apologise and make up for it later on. Everyone knows how much she cares, and no matter what, she always has other's best interests in heart. That being said, I think that she had her first drink of alcohol when she turned 18, and that she thought it made her seem more mature so she started to drink whenever it was appropriate. She knows her limits though, and is a pretty strong drinker, yet still sensible. Meiko is a,,, very good girl give her love please Aaaaalso, what -dere type do you think she is?

[@shakabrah2061]

@@preludetogold tsundere probably

[@francineee6456]

PandaMonkey yes same

[@dragoncat3499]

I have a head-cannon IA - uppity, popular-girl stereotype because she has a lovely voice and mostly everyone loves her. - Miku is jealous of her naturally long hair.

[@siriusPuwu]

Also, IA has a good ENGLISH BANK THAT CEVIO WILL NEVER RELEASE! Edit: She does, it is released just for CEVIO. Also, MIKU SHALL BE JEALOUS

[@cobalt--calico]

Headcanon-Oliver has definitely killed someone.

[@ellerynelson8918]

I feel like Oliver has killed himself at some point.

[@cobalt--calico]

@@ellerynelson8918 What if Oliver's actually a ghost-

[@fatimareyes2410]

I support that headcannon a lot.

[@ellerynelson8918]

@@cobalt--calico Kay, everyone can go home. This is my new favourite Vocaloid headcanon.

[@Cherryxarts]

He's definitely killed more than 1 person

[@Teapot72]

My headcanon is that Kaito is a living, breathing, literal cinnamon roll (because he just gives that vibe off to me

[@anti-wren]

Drink my Tea I agree with the Kaito headcannon ∩^ω^∩

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

These headcanons are pretty accurate though

[@ChaoticMushy]

How are they accurate. The characters are blank slates

[@thediamondpotato4933]

@@ChaoticMushy Accurate to what kind of personality the fandom has shaped around them.

[@ChaoticMushy]

@@thediamondpotato4933 yeah but they're not technically accurate.

[@thediamondpotato4933]

@@ChaoticMushy Yeah. Thats why the video says "My headcanons" and in the first few seconds says "These are not canon facts"

[@ChaoticMushy]

@@thediamondpotato4933 yeah but this comment says "these headcanons are pretty accurate" implying that these are accurate to what's 'canon'

[@voca_vii]

i wholeheartedly support both kagamines having a crush on miku 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jacobdominguez4787]

I like to believe that Len is slowly entering his linkin park faze but is still trying to hide it because he hasn't quite excepted it...yet.

[@Diabeanie]

Headcanon accepted because I like LP

[@user-bj7bl6ys1c]

@@Diabeanie same

[@skullyzmoon]

“I call him Leon” AGOSKSPAL NO

[@skullyzmoon]

IM JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF

[@paulinedulay6136]

I have a few additions... *Cough*ahem*cough* Len - loves crossdressing & faking his death Rin - also loves crossdressing and is a bit sadistic Gakupo - probs got arrested numerous times for wielding an unlicensed sword Miku - will stalk you if you don't buy her veggie juice until you do Kaito - is actually mikudayo Meiko - gets into bar fights a lot Luka - is a pole dancer secretly Gumi - has multiple identity disorder Area 51 vocaloid - is behind you Feel free to add more :3

[@Harlowspencer6713]

After I read the area 51 one I literally looked behind me😅

[@mitabli1820]

I'm taking that Meiko headcanon thanks

[@paulinedulay6136]

@@mitabli1820 Sure!

[@Sitruskk]

I'll take that gumi meiko and Luka tanks

[@paulinedulay6136]

@@Sitruskk Welcome!

[@Metallic_Ashes]

IA is like hella innocent and actually smart and the one that everyone condemns for being too perfect

[@siriusPuwu]

WHERE THE HECK ARE IA'S NOT INNOCENT SONGS? Edit: "Being too perfect" IA: I am not perfect!

[@joetazuna9039]

i read head canons as headphones and im just disappointed in myself

[@dinkylinky2552]

I'm proud of you son

[@Nicholasfangirl9000]

Vocaloid headphones

[@Reiko8467]

@@Nicholasfangirl9000 *Gasp* ¡¡I WANT ONE!! :O Sorry I now it's not funny but I wanted to say it -v-"

[@mai2015]

Headcannon: Miku will always be smiling and making others happy but deep down she will always regret not being able to say goodbye to wowaka and thank him for making her his rolling girl.

[@whatever5401]

why must you make me feel this way

[@Sleep_P]

My headcannon is that Kaito is Kermit in a human/robot suit, and you can’t change my mind.

[@meadow7229]

alternatively: kermit is kaito's fursona

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Alternatively: Kaito's voice does not sound like Kermit and if you disagree, you're wrong.

[@Lethargicer]

My headcanon is that all the vocaloids exist in a dimension where every concept and fulfilled world imagined in this universe becomes tangible and anything that becomes popular enough get its own dimension within that dimension. Maybe all the vocaloids live in some place where they can perform all the characteristics applied to them and all the songs people write for them. And and and and are all just really good actors. Some times they like it, some times they think this isn't worth it.. Also with the decline in its popularity, their universe is slowly falling apart. !

[@itsallforpele]

So you're saying Miku uses wigs!? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!

[@Crystal_digitalstar]

im a human no she uses hair extensions

[@itsallforpele]

@@Crystal_digitalstar :OOOOOOOOOO

[@10shi89]

nah it's a bombass weave

[@lucasalsa6132]

m i u pf p

[@joannamysluk8623]

She got your weave, bish.

[@dirwael]

My headcanons -Miku and Rin have crushes on each other but they don't know it so Len has to suffer through listening to them practice their love confessions on stuffed animals -Meiko is either completely sober or blackout drunk. There is no in between -Kaito can and will chase down an ice cream truck for 10+ blocks -Len's ringtone is the "I'm dying inside" vine -Ryuto is Gumi's annoying little brother that she would gladly yeet off a cliff -Despite that, Gumi's the most bubbly person in the world -Luka's the type of person to be in the back eating popcorn as two bears maul each other to death -Kiyoteru's gonna burn down the school one day -Gakupo watches shoujo anime and shoujo anime only -Kaai Yuki listens to death metal

[@mxkudayoooo]

Yes!!! My headcanons are almost the same!

[@whatever5401]

-Rin is a member of r/im14andthisisdeep and she unironically thinks the posts on the sub are actually deep

[@honeybeep]

Meiko seems like the one to drop her child and blame it on kaito... also a bit off topic but that 8bit meltdown is kinda cute and yes I just called a song cute fite me

[@Sakachi18]

The Meiko one though, that's really accurate.

[@Brilliant_Baka]

My headcanon: Miku - overly narcissistic, tries to be a villain but she is very bad at being one Rin - childish, fights with Len a lot Len - also childish, favorite hobby is dying, pervy with the ladies, secretly a furry Luka - mother figure, sometimes childish, likes Gakupo a lot (its my otp aha) Kaito - overly childish, pretty much the same as the one in the video, hates when people say he sounds like kermit Meiko - lukas best friend, aunt figure sort of, gets dwank a lot Gakupo - fabulous... thats about it. kinda narcissistic too Fukase - meme lord. hates being shipped with oliver because oliver is like 11 Oliver - innocent, cant speak japanese that well, looks up to yohioloid Yohioloid - olivers brother sorta, never leaves olivers side, dont ship them Sweet ann and big al - same as the video but their relationship is very goofy Otomachi una - the most childish, also narcissistic, best friends with Rana Rana - she is really young so she is like the baby of the group Neru - anger issues, phone addiction, tsundere for miku Haku - bit of a dandere for miku but she is nerus bestie Alrighty I'm done lmao

[@Brilliant_Baka]

Yes haha

[@8bitidiot671]

Ill do the rest of the meme squad V4flower: hates being called a boy, if you know her for while she won’t be emotionless near you.(I ship flower and Fukase btw) Piko: hates being called a girl, it’s a cord, he is nyan cat

[@weebsgotoplutotogetkilledb2224]

Sorry but I'll have to add to the Neru list *extremely obssessed with flying desks*

[@tubblebea9935]

Wait a minute if Oliver is 12 then how old is Fukase I thought they were both young should I feel bad for shipping it aaaaaAAAAAA

[@memeow]

@@tubblebea9935 don't worry, Fukase doeant have an official age, it's alright

[@Cherry-gh8dq]

So my hc: Miku: a genuinely good person who still gets overwhelmed with how popular she is. Loves and hates her fans, though. She's a bit airheaded. Asexual. Rin: Chaotic good. Has some questionable skills like knowing how to deactivate a car alarm without a key and such. Older twin and enjoys teasing Len, while still loving him to death. Besties with Gumi, Piko and Una. Len: He's your nerdy, awkward teen who likes shit he doesn't want to admit to liking. Actually hates bananas. Besties with Fukase and Piko. Has an awkward crush on Gumi. Luka: the serious one. Lowkey really flirty. Always drinks with Meiko. Meiko and Lily are her closest friends. Kaito: one braincell used either for searching for ice-cream or loving Meiko. He pretends to be innocent, but he's a little shit. Hangs out with Gakupo, the Zola guys, Kiyoteru and VY2. They have their "guy nights", which start with them getting together for drinks and video games and end up with them talking about their feelings. Meiko: Mama bear and gives fashion tips to others. Not as drunk as you may think. Is the most competent of the group Tbh. Gakupo: Gumi's older brother who still thinks others see him as a serious guy, but in reality he's seen as a dumbass with great hair. He's S tier in a fight to the death, though. The single dad to the Internet.co gang. Has a one-sided crush on Hachiko and likes to hang out with VY1 and VY2. Gumi: Super cheery in front of everyone, really depressed when alone. Has had many crushes, but they all end up badly. Really good at mechanics and programming. Friends with the Kagamines, Flower and IA. Currently crushing in VY2. IA: Always tired, but still pretty. Into astronomy and astrology. Currently dating Yukari. MAYU: Always stays up late playing videogames. Super cutesy mannerisms. Talks like an 18th century lady. Hangs out with everyone, but is a loner at heart. VY2: A charming dickhead who probably sings way better than you and knows it. Piko: Is tiny. Literally like 10 cm. tall. His voice still goes deeper than Len's and likes to tease him about it. Hates being called cute. Can and will infect your computer with viruses if you cross him. Meme lord. Fukase: is that friend who's going into their creepy phase. Second in command in the memelord hierarchy. Edgy. Flower: listen metal with Kaai Yuki. Is the cool person. Asexual. Really into extreme sports. Iroha: weeb with class. Hang outs with IA and flower. Kiyoteru: Enjoys being a teacher, but hates dealing with his students who happen to be the memelords. Yuki: Is really cute and knows it. Also the little shit of the group. Doesn't like Ryuuto. Ryuuto: The most annoying child you could possibly imagine. Oliver: Doesn't know much about what they do with his voice and is too scared to ask. Yohio's little sibling. Una: Will outsing you. And everyone. And is a major theater kid. Miki: is an android sent to kill everyone, but decided not to, since she found out she prefers to sing than to kill. Lily: the manliest of all the Vocaloids. Has really strong arms. Lesbian and flirty as hell. Also an S tier fighter. Bruno and Clara: Married and the annoyingly super into PDA couple. Maika is pretty much their kid. Maika: dating Yohio. Is super good and soft. Those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

[@starberries9542]

meiko x lily x luka is my otp also my jam is the meme squad but vflower is len

[@Strobyyy]

I like the Lily head cannon the most, but I think your head cannons are the closest to mine actually

[@heloise159_]

S tiers headcanons

[@randomnameforarandomnerd8400]

that matches with almost exactly, i just have meiko and Luka switched. i lvoe how many you covered

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

This is mostly correct except Piko is not the Memelord. Fukase is the only memelord.

[@supermouse73]

My singular headcanon for Vocaloid: Miku is just Eve Moonlit in disguise pretending to be a voice synthesizer and virtual pop star

[@duskthewolf3250]

Honestly EVERYONE from evillous chronicles is doing that. All but len that is .he is really a reincarnated form of allen

[@supermouse73]

Isabella Ramirez Milan I agree wholeheartedly

[@sufferingmeguca7919]

But Michaela

[@flutter37]

One of my headcanons is that Kaito still mourns the death of club penguin

[@nana-hv6jz]

he most definitely does.

[@Onjapiisnothere]

4:05 That's so accurate how????

[@toonangel1723]

My headcannons (warning: long) *Miku* -Sassy but sweet person, has a Minecraft account, fluent in English, “let’s go lesbians!!” *Len* -Slowly loses brain cells every second he and Rin are together, social anxiety, dog lover *Rin* -a toddler in a teen’s body, video game expert (except bowling) Len’s little sister, short attention span, gets emotional easily *Kaito* -Meiko’s dumbass boyfriend/husband, feels naked without his scarf, a huge doofus but means well *Luka* -Has names for all her tuna fish, dandare-ish, Miku’s partner in crime, brings Tako Luka everywhere with her *Meiko* -Mama Bear, shares the one braincell in the group with Luka, tends to act very flashy, Will treat you to a drink when you’re sad *Gakupo* -Easily embarrsed, not much of a public speaker but he tries, has no social cues, japanese patriot, basically the Ninja Brian to Kaito’s Danny Sexbang, Gumi’s brother Kiyoteru -hates his job, lives off of coffee, Kaii Yuki’s adoptive father, depression, has a rather powerful voice *Fukase* -Definitely stabbed somebody once, owns a flip phone, leader of the Meme Squad, an jackass who means well *Oliver* - Heavy british accent, reads gothic literature, was programmed with only one eye hence his eyepatch, plays Minecraft peaceful mode, Sweet Ann & Big Al’s child figure and Yohio’s lil brother *Gumi* -Fluent in English like Miku, bisexual disaster, depression *Kaii Yuki* -A literal ray of sunshine, has no idea what’s going on but just rolls with it, really smart for her age *Ryuto* -Yuki’s best friend, has like a dozen Pokémon cards, does random stuff just because *Piko* -tech geek, lowkey crush on Rin, super shy, has too many episodes of anime on his cord...thingy, the brains of the Meme Squad *VFlower* -Has Asperger’s Syndrome (she stims vocally with her growl), Eats kit kat bars the wrong way, huge tomboy, the muscle of the Meme Squads *Neru* -in love with Len, introvert, jealous of Miku, don’t. Take. Neru’s. Phone.

[@notdessie]

almost exactly mine lol

[@8bitidiot671]

vflower is awesome. She is my favorite vocaloid, and i eat kitt kat bars the wrong way. Just add that she hates being called a boy and its accurate

[@Sir_Gallade]

Umm, if Gakupo is Gumi's brother, then why does he have a body pillow of her?

[@toonangel1723]

Sir. Gallade he probably feel asleep before his performance and he just went with it

[@Sir_Gallade]

@@toonangel1723 But why would someone have a body pillow of their sibling?

[@Sanduru02]

I have almost the same headcanons and that's neat Here are a few things I would add: -I see Miku as very naive and very positive sometimes she looks up to people a lot but that's why she gets frustrated easily... She expects a lot from others. Also she's very clumsy but still talented. -Len is confused with his sexuality. Although he kinda falls for Miku I believe he's just living up to the expectations and he's just a closeted gay. -Rin is bossy af and thinks she's always right (and she ends up being right quite often). Very spoiled by Len -Luka is the only truly responsible adult -Fukase may be bad mannered and with zero patience but he also has security issues and feels guilty sometimes so he kind of chooses to do the right thing at the end (not always) -Gumi is really hyperactive sometimes

[@mochachv]

GUMI: positive *trying to think of a positive GUMI song like*

[@melodytheatre2887]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE THOUGH, especially Len and Fukase

[@nattrojas7551]

I love the fact that we all agree with your headcanons of Kaito

[@itsmaishio]

My headcanon is that Gumi, Sonika and Ryuto are cousins uwu

[@Moved0925]

HC for the memesquad: Fukase - memelord - sarcastic 101, sticks to his memesquad an often lot - kuudere (soft mostly to oliver in smypathy for his missing eye) - too many kinks that he keeps to himself Oliver - ppl think he doesnt curse but he curses an awful lot in british, which nobody understands - tiny - doesnt know much japanese - only revealed whats behind his bandage to the memesquad (tried to convince fukase to get his own bandage) - doesnt know about how his voice is used - tea - little brother of the very overprotective yohioloid Flower - always argues with fukase - tomboy - nice as heck but will snap ur neck - short fuse Piko - polite - mature - momfriend of the group - always rants w/ flower about being mistaken for the opposite gender

[@azurereloaded]

my weird headcanons -miku's long hair is real but she can't brush it by herself -rin is secretly a gamer -len probably sells his bathwater tbh -meiko and luka are just everyone's moms -kaito is just a Good Boy -fukase screams a lot for no reason

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

2:52 "Acts cool but actually isn't." I FEEL LIKE THIS'D SUIT HIM SO WELL THOUGH!?!?!? I love your videos.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

More accurate: Fukase hates everyone except Oliver, Piko, and VFlower

[@toast892]

Also he especially hates Len

[@makiharukawa1518]

One of my biggest head canons is that Fukase is really (and I can not stress this enough) *really* good at coming up with cleaver and creative insults on the spot

[@cheeseballjar]

These just facts, except I would add in the Gakupo probably spends at least a quarter of his day brushing his hair.

[@mfkai6080]

I have head cannons for them too: miku: >pampered rich girl who has never been told no in her life and doesn't understand the concept of poor >Is nice to all her friends/coworkers >can't stand not being the center of attention rin: >started entering her emo phase >feels responsible for len and tries to be the best older sister she can be even though they are twins >hates doing cute things and acting cute and loves doing dark/edgy concepts len: >kinda brainless, does dumb things for dumb reasons >is bisexual and doesn't know how to tell people >wishes he could stop dying over and over kaito: >just happy to be there >has 50 versions of the exact same scarf >likes singing and doing music videos with len the most luka: >introverted, and wants to be left alone >knows she is the only one miku really trusts >loves anime meiko: >total badass >constantly has the "move over let show you how its done" attitude >is living her best life

[@souwrmilk]

Malachi Fuller IM NOT ALONE THINKING THAT LEN IS OUR BI ICON

[@siriusPuwu]

Meiko: living her best life... HOW?!

[@evernightsdream]

my kaito constantly consumes packing peanuts even when meiko tells him to stop he just [cromch]

[@rinina]

I made some! Just doing the cryptonloids bc im lazy Miku -really sweet when she started her career, now she is just a bitter and tired queen bee but she's still grateful for her fans and friends -usually braids her long ass hair or asks rin to put in buns -had a weird crush on kaito when she was younger but they're p good friends now, they go clubbing together. Rin -big lesbian with a big crush on miku -vsco girl -wants to grow out her hair but for contract reasons she can't (she actually can but uses this as an excuse to play with miku's hair Len -always has a banana for breakfast, nothing else -he ocassionally has 'boy nights' with Oliver and Fukase, meiko thinks they're a bad influence Luka -loves cooking and is pretty good at it -rides a motorcycle, len constantly asks her for a ride -tall girl, has to wear size 13 nikes 😪 Kaito -has one braincell and uses it to love his family -give him food and he's happy with you -tries to connect to len by showing him memes and it's not that theyre outdated, it just that len's sense of humor is a deepfried image of otis the cow saying 'perhaps' Meiko -loves fashion and has a lot of clothes surprisingly -uses tinder -tries to be a good role model for the twins, but it's too late

[@olivejuuice5718]

I have a similar headcannon about miku's hair. I think that her floaty-hairband thingies that hold her hair in twin tails make her hair longer, but when she takes them off her hair is short again

[@puka6186]

So I Fukase: stares directly into V flowers eyes every morning as he fills a bowl with milk, drinks all of it, and then shoves the cereal box down his throat. He also eats extremely gross things on waffles and pancakes, like mustard and pickles. That’s it. That’s all I can provide.

[@angyboi4921]

Change my mind: Koshitsuki-P's KAITO is Canon KAITO.

[@Minnemi]

You are 10000% correct

[@hach_br]

It actually is (there’s a manga and he is literally the dumbest character there)

[@jinsol5939]

@@hach_br where can I read it?

[@hach_br]

진솔 jinsol I found it at a Barnes and Noble :p

[@Ivynling]

For me Koshitsuki-P's content are all canon. Also, Gakupo looks stunningly gorgeous when dressed as a gueixa

[@mememe2604]

My headcannons: Miku: _extremely_ narcissistic but is atcually really sweet with her close friends(Rin, Len, and Gumi) Luka: 100% done with everyone at all times Len: Pretty much your stereotypical awkward, horny, 14 year old. Rin: Pretty chill but will protect Oliver with her life because nO ONE TOUCHES THE CHILD Gumi: That one sensible kid that somehow got stuck with all the loud classmates. Lowkey likes Rin Kaito: In his late 20s but has a mental age of 7 Meiko: The responsible one. Absolutely done with Kaito but loves him anyway Fukase: *m e m e l o r d* Piko: has anger issues Oliver: Both literally and figuratively the child of the group. Pampered a lot especially by Rin Flower: Cannot figure out human emotions for the life of her Gackpo: Tries to act younger than he is. Fails miserably most of the time. I know no one cares but this seems like a good time to get these off my head and typed down somewhere

[@joannamysluk8623]

Your Flower headcanon is no headcanon, it's canon. It's the definition of Kūdere, and that's what Flower is.

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

Stupid, but here is my Oliver headcanon story. It starts like this. After Big Al's breakup with Sweet Ann, he found a beautiful British girl named Miriam. She seemed sweet at first, but had many psychological disorders. She mostly had control over them. They eventually had a child. They named him Oliver. Sometimes Miriam would get so stressed and worked up, she would take it out on Al and Oliver. This caused bruises and scars. Al had to escape the woman, to protect himself and his little boy. He was alone, and it was too hard to take care of the scared child alone. Ann and Al's son, Yohioloid tried to get the two together again. Ann needed a helper around the house. So Al got back to Ann, as he needed it too. Oliver was scared at first of the new place. He was also afraid of Yohioloid (and Ruby, Ann's other kid). He had a fear of blond(e) people, after what happened with Miriam. Yohioloid dyed his hair other colors so Oliver wouldn't fear him. Even though Yohioloid is an edgelord, he loved Oliver with all his heart. One day, Oliver saw a beautiful bird. The bird really liked him. Followed him around wherever he went. Ann and Al were okay with the bird, since he didn't like people so much. So, Oliver got to keep him. He named the bird James. He is still a little traumatized by what happened in his early life, but he is starting to become a happier and friendlier person.

[@h444teligament]

But Sweet Ann scares me

[@whatever5401]

This is one of the best headcanons I've ever seen and it's canon to me

[@liamfunnyman6965]

Haku: - Neru's frenemy. - just as big an eater as she is a drinker.

[@SollyofaDown]

My unpopular HCs -Gumi and Gakupo are actually siblings (Gakupo is older by two years) -Luka is a former member of the occult -Neru is mute and mainly plays violin -Rin is secretly a masochist -Gakupo has multiple scars from surgeries -Sweet Ann and Big Al both had affairs and eventually divorced -Len has a massive crush on Miku but she keeps putting him off -Kaai Yuki is Trilingual (Chinese, Japanese, and English) -Ryuto isn't even related to Gakupo or Gumi -Gakupo is actually very smart, kind, and actually respects women ( also hates that he's conveyed as the opposite) -Fukase is an adult (real age is 23) and just looks and acts like a teen -Oliver can talk to animals (not just birds) -Kaito and Akaito share a body and it's like a Jekyll and Hyde situation (Kaito being the Lawful good and Akaito the Chaotic Evil)

[@lime_lorelei]

i wrote these a while back to practice writing characters and dialogue... it's very long... so here! Miku: Generally sweet and kind! She wants to make others happy and help them. However, her peers are often reluctant to allow her due to her past problematic nature. She enjoys fashion and singing, often fantasizing about putting together a band. Gumi: An athlete and a rebel. She spends her time messing with her friends and exercising. She acts tough and aloof but doesn’t want to cause any real trouble. She is respected at school and people look up to her. Flower: Aloof and motherly, Flower is the oldest of the Gynoid sisters. She spends much of her time with her friends and family and enjoys playing guitar. She is very close to Fukase, practically being raised together because of their parent’s friendship. She is comforting presence for many. Fukase: Fun loving and carefree, Fukase wants nothing but his and other’s happiness. He likes to joke around and paint. Sometimes, he seems quite apathetic. Despite his outward nature, he has struggled with trauma and depression in the past but is steadily moving forward. Rin: Loud and energetic. She wants to shake her “girl next door” reputation she gained in middle school. Her and Gumi are close childhood friends and cause mischief together with Len (to his chagrin). She genuinely enjoys the company of her family. Len: The more sensible of the Kagamine twins. He is studious and geeky. Despite his intelligence, he is still a dumbass, often times letting Fukase coax him into stupid stuff. However, he makes sure that Rin and Gumi stay out of trouble. Piko: Sarcastic and quiet, Piko considers himself an intellectual. He works hard in school and tries to maintain a well rounded lifestyle. He often finds himself stressed by the pressure he puts on himself. However, his close friends help him unwind. Oliver: Quiet and sweet. Oliver is a well intentioned young man who wants to have a rich social life. Previously bullied for his appearance (one missing eye), he didn’t have many friends in middle school. However, as he transferred to his freshman year of highschool, he decided to become close to as many people as possible. Very close to Fukase. Hime: The elder Gynoid twin, they are bubbly and energetic. They are a middle schooler who wants to be cool like their sibling, Mikoto. Born intersex, they choose to go by they/them pronouns. They often find themself in awkward situations by talking too much. Earned the nickname “Meika” as a child due to the twins inventive nature. Mikoto: The younger Gynoid twin, they are quiet and serious. Currently a middle schooler, they could be considered emo. They often find themself talking to their older sister’s friends. Born intersex, they choose to go by they/them pronouns. Earned the nickname “Meika” as a child due to the twins inventive nature. Xin Hua: Flower’s younger sister. She was adopted by the Gynoid family from China. She is a freshman in highschool and working her way through an awkward phase. Bilingual and often mixes up meanings of words and phrases. Lily: Snarky and manipulative, Lily is the queen of the school. The title used to belong to Miku, but she gave up popularity. A Regina George-esque figure, she uses her popularity to do whatever she wants. She is not one to be trusted. Galaco: Good “friends” with Lily. She acts similarly to Lily and caters to her every want. Afraid of being an outcast, she is a follower. However, she has earned power and respect through her popularity. Yuu: Feminine and backstabbing. Yuu hangs out with Lily, Galaco, and Cul but operates as a separate entity. He often leaves them when it’s convenient for him. However, the group acknowledges this and doesn’t care. Cul: Clueless and a follower. Cul is the least hated of the popular kids. She is far from intelligent and it shows. However, she is beautiful and tries to use that to her advantage. She will take any secret or tidbit of gossip and leak it. She trusts her friends and doesn’t understand how awful they are. Mayu: The “girl next door type”. A childhood friend of Flower and Fukase, she moved away until recently. Rejoining her old friends, she is kind, generous, and caring. The best mom friend one could ask for. She works part time at her grandma Sachiko’s bakery. Ia: Aria prefers to be called by her nickname, Ia. Quirky and dorky, she often finds herself in bizarre situations. Her friends joke that she must be magical in order to attract such odd happenings. She is oblivious to her own social awkwardness. Yukari: Sarcastic and deadpan, Yukari is a good student and a decent athlete. She is Ia’s best friend and often finds herself balancing out Ia’s impulsiveness. She is often seen as unapproachable and snooty due to her demeanor. However, she is really just shy. Nana: Nana is generous and cheerful. She can also be very absent minded. She is part of a large family and has learned to share well. She works part time at her family’s diner. She and Mayu are friends but have a playful rivalry as to which restaurant is better. She is often busy but makes time for her friends whenever she can. Maika: Moved to the town recently and is getting to know the residents. She is sincere and easy going. She strives for perfection, coming from well intentioned, immigrant parents. She is close to the Sweet family (Yohio, Oliver, etc.) Yohio: Approachable and dependable, Yohio is the oldest child of the Sweet family. He is easy going and likes to help others relax. He enjoys playing the keyboard and guitar in his spare time and often performs his own songs at open mics around town.

[@pr3ttyvacant]

these are my favorite headcanons lol

[@preludetogold]

Woah, these are really in-depth! I personally don't agree with the Lily/Cul/Galaco ones (I don't see any of the -loids as particularly mean to be honest... Overly energetic and enthusiastic, sarcastic, weird and maybe annoying, sure, but not mean. Don't have anything against these kind of headcanons, just don't have them myself) but I definitely love even those ones!

[@siriusPuwu]

IA: *everything you said* *imagines nerd IA just running into Kagerou Daze*

[@aidanaylward9237]

I am now taking this as an AU. Thank you!

[@purpleissupeirior]

Girl wrote an essay

[@triksteey]

headcannon: rin and len have twin telepathy and use it to beat everyone in monopoly also they get along only if they're doing something mischievous

[@livi_raine]

here are a few of mine :) Miku - i defo agree with your hair length one for her - sensitive and emotional, it's easy to hurt her feelings - genuinely like the sweetest person you will ever meet - she's that one girl everyone's jealous of but you can't hate her Len - isn't actually a perv, it's just his songs which he did not write - adhd/autistic - loves karaoke but purposely sings horribly to annoy rin - social anxiety - sometimes makes random noises just because - although he may seem more extroverted onstage, he's actually the more sensitive/anxious twin - lots of fun once you get to know him Rin - adhd - very protective of len - defo the more extroverted twin - i agree with yours about how shes actually childish lol - hyper & easily distracted - very loud. when she gets mad she just screeches - her and len get on each others nerves sometimes, but otherwise they get along

[@okenny9612]

Your shitty headcannon is absolutely satisfying, plus the backsong is awesome

[@softstrawberrymochi610]

“Fukase-Hates everyone” *and this is why he’s my favorite*

[@toast892]

Same :D

[@ChaoticMushy]

I pretty much believe all of them except for Len. My Len headcanon is that he's a weird boy who keeps getting forced to sing sexual songs and he hates it. Edit: he's also like extremely gay

[@Anaea]

shota shota island 100% sounds like he was forced to be there against his will

[@ChaoticMushy]

@@Anaea yeah he sounds so miserable :(

[@makkujido8711]

Kaito: *_Always sings about ice cream, unicorns and other cute stuff._*

[@catjam525]

Miku: wig wearing tsundere Len: horny straight teenager Rin: childish lesbian loli Luka: the qUiRkY one Kaito: that dumb jock dude Meiko: over protective mom Gumi: literally a 6 year old Gakupo: the want to be popular kid Ryuto: the probably mental one Hiyama: the pissed off adult Fukase: the pissed off emo kid PowerFX family: typical family Neru: super pissed off tsundere

[@weakbunny6883]

So basically Vocaloids for you is disfunction family. I like it

[@lemonmeat]

Head canons (VOCALOID and utatane) Miku: kawaii and polite but sometimes angry Len: the kid at school that says he's straight but he's actually gay, also acts tough but is way to desu Rin: the kawaii desu quiet kid who is only cheerful and happy and chatty around trusted friends Kaito: Graceful dude who is chill and likes memes, also his scarf kills gravity and floats? Luka: super chill mom but also not a mom? Meiko: likes to party but is mostly chill Gakupo: girl crazy, but also a very chill and funny guy Oliver: kawaii smol innocent bean with kinda tragic past, also sees fukase as a big brother Fukase: chill meme Lord but can easily get annoyed by people who are either cringy or rude Gumi: enthusiastic, but gets annoyed at gakupo occasionally Teto: memey girl who likes baguettes way too much Neru: phone addicted, sassy Piko utatane: kinda similar to fukase, but more chill and kawaii vFlower: calm girl but gets way to into it when singing Eleanor Forte: Calm, graceful, but annoyed easily Kyuto: kindergartener who is chill, occasionally very cheerful Lily: same as luka, but more cheerful and less mom like That's all I have lol

[@kidnow_squidnow]

A few of my headcanons: Miku: is very smart and chill, but when she's around friends she turns into a dumb childish sweet idiot Len: sings foreign songs in really poorly spoken languages (see DEZ-PUH-SEE-TOO) Rin: has the hots for miku and has admitted it to her but was very disappointed to realize that miku thought she was joking and started laughing Fukase: is really, really funny but if he's in a tight spot all his jokes turn into "why did the chicken cross the road?" Kaito: actually very naturally smart but doesn't care enough to know things Meiko: dislikes drinking and is disgusted at what her fans have done (though she occasionally does drink, but hates admitting it) Gumi: has all these depressing songs that were pre-written and when she read the lyrics to them she was like "what kind of squidward am i singing about" Luka: really likes candy and toffee, her favorite flavors are blue and yellow because let's face it nobody remembers the actual flavors Gakupo: is a huge gumi simp, as we know, and he literally has a heart attack whenever she walks past him. if she accidentally bumps into him, he'll literally die. Oliver: sees Fukase as an older brother and they both rub off on each other's behaviors V Flower: watches anime on friday nights while eating dinner until she gets a call from fukase or len desperately trying to annoy her (which doesn't work because she's so chill)

[@yeeyee5784]

Fukase:hates people Fukase: *that one meme where the guy slaps everyone who talks to him* Me: well fu-

[@10shi89]

students: kiyoteru: *NO POMEGRANATES*

[@diaquallo]

Miku is Napoleon dynamite confirmed. And len, you need help.

[@CYNSPACE]

2:19 the fact that you put rosa here is amazing also YOUR KAITO HEADCANONS JHASDLADASKDJAS

[@starchaser4eva]

when he said Leon why did I think of the vocaloid Leon following him everywhere xd

[@twerq]

my headcannons : GENERAL 1. All of the cryptonloids live in one house in Sapporo 2. All project diva characters (even the additional ones) have teleportation powers 3. Almost all of the crypton siblings are gamers (they're all chaotic except for miku) *CRYPTON* Miku - - is terrible at math - has a plush that keeps getting stolen by the cryptonloids - still wants to thank ryo and wowaka for everything - has been learning english and chinese for years and doesn't want to learn any other languages bc it's hard - is good at playing the piano (rolling girl + her design) - food addict - has a wardrobe that's the size of a master bedroom Rin - - len's older twin - always wonders how miku's twintails stick to her head in ghost rule when the song gets mentioned - still uses the fan as "autotune" - really quiet in group chats Len - - rin's younger twin - weirdo - but still hates it when he sings perverted songs (he's literally 14) - likes trolling everyone - would be the type of person to run away from an argument - also terrible at math - immortal (the respawning kind) Luka - - ✨fancy✨ - fashion addict - wishes she could keep her 'Luka If' design - also a food addict Kaito - - weird dad - has Facebook - tries too hard to stand out from the 'boomer' stereotype - used to watch BRIGHT SIDE for some reason - would run after a ice cream truck if there is one - would hug everyone Meiko - - mom - actually not drunk - likes hanging out with luka - literally has Twitter *OTHER VOCALOIDS* Gumi - - that one 'sorry if it looks bad ;(' friend - likes joking about the carrots in that kyary pamyu pamyu song (that's literally how she remembers the song) - likes scrolling through reddit - would be the one watching mayhem with popcorn - has actually done a rant on consumerism before - chaotic neutral Gakupo - - weird samurai - overprotective - likes dressing up in the most formal way possible - has the most emergency-like beep ever as an alarm IA - - Lia is her real name - shy - would like to be an astronaut yet scared at the same time - impatient Yukari - - also shy - would do anything for others to not see what she's doing on her phone - IA's best friend - also clumsy Una - - wishes she would be more popular - likes rock music - sarcastic - plays roblox Rana - - phrog - hates caramel - plays gacha club Gachapoid - - clueless about almost everything - likes running around the streets - once almost got hit by a car - would also run after a ice cream truck if there is one Yuki - - knows too much for her age - tries to be innocent - likes drawing - indecisive *UTAULOIDS* Teto - - got adopted into the crypton family and now lives in Sapporo (the rest of the additional characters in pd are friends) - is still confused whether or not she is legal (this is why she is not dating anyone right now) - still has miku as her best friend - Mrs WorldWide - still confused on how to get an english accent Defoko - - the quiet kid - also clumsy and indecisive - would type like this,for some reason.idk why but yes - that one kid in the zoom meeting who nobody can hear due to shrappy internet static Momo - - mom friend - would have cursed pfps in her school acc - would be the one getting bit by every bug ever

[@temzietemmiez]

Meme squad headcanons Fukase : memelord, short, can talk to animals VFlower : 2nd tallest, escaped from her kingdom to have fun, nature powers, reverse trap Oliver : lost boy, loves eating dirt & spiders Piko : actually a cyborg not a robot, shota, electric powers

[@discourseondecadence568]

For me: (Firstly they are all humans who reincarnated as Androids) Miku： The popular rich girl (get some hate cus of this). Graceful, kind and all friendly, and not really that above it all though. Somewhat of a air head . Leek addition. Used to be a huge teen idol and often skips school because of work. Rin：Cheerful and outgoing. Bokukko. Cutsy with a devil side. Fujoshi. Loves to tease her brother but ultimately loves him. Pops up a lot of ... Interesting... ideas from time to time. Has a rebellious past when she dyed her hair black. Len：Tsundere 24K. Awkward about true feelings. Loves his sister but doesn't know how to say it. Gets tease a lot. Hates being called cute. Talent King. Was a straight A 'good student' who longs for freedom. Has secret fetishists and collect stacks of related r18 manga. V flower：Kuudere. Shy and quiet. Really love cute things, especially cats. Everyone is shocked by her rock side. Sees Yukari, her best friend, as a big sister. Was chronically ill and eventually died due to that said sickness, so she trys to stay as healthy as possible now. Oliver：Creepy child. Unintentionally scares others. Loves to draw and Loves his pet bird. Good friends with Fukase and Mayu, who accept him and share his weirdness. Died due to horrible abuse-murder, and his left eye never recover. Haku：Quiet and bitter, often presents an unhappy smile. Envys Miku's talents and recognition, both then and now, while looks down on herself. Drunk herself in sorrows, and becomes a completely different person when so. Used to be classmates and friend with Miku. Neru：Huge troll. On phone 24 hours. Often listens to her friends and give sharp advices. Good friends with Miku, Haku and Teto, annoyed of Haku's self-loathing habits and trys to drag her away. She might speak toxic but she does really care. Gumi：Genki girl whose wish was to be a pilot. Had a lot of crushes but all of them failed. Thinks Gakupo is annoying. Is sometimes called out of being too idealistic and dreamy. Carrot, soap drama and shojo manga addiction. VY2 Yuma (66)：Dandere. Stoic with few expressions. Headphones often on. Loves his sister Mizki. Can be weird. Gakupo：Weird as. Big Otaku and samurai fan. Just a guy of plain goof. Trys to be a big brother figure to Gumi but often fails. Kaito：Your warm neighborhood big brother. Everyone goes to him for support. Can be goofy. Ice-cream lover. Mayu：Yandere. Has a huge crush on Len who resembles her past love, and the blonde finds it troubling. Good friend with Fukase and Oilver, the three often creep others together.

[@imadog2005]

my headcanons for yuzuki yukari: quotes memes daily, plays games 24/7, tired asf, feral but also baby

[@anno-chan888]

My headcanons bc sureley y'all care Miku: Very nice and decent person. Loves kids and is a family oriented person. She is a lesbian. Len: Meme kid. Has hilarious humour and he is besties with Fukase. Rin: That one girl who always gets into fights and chews louder than she should. Has ironically been a VSCO girl or an Egirl at some point. Luka: Hella gay. She is pretty strict and loves cooking. Loves Miku a lot Meiko: Mom friend. Cares about everyone and likes to give life lessons and advice. Married to Kaito Kaito: Very cheerful person. Likes sweets and likes helping everyone out. Actually very innocent. Gakupo: Likes to do drag unironically. He actually has skills and has a good ammount of self confidence Gumi: Tumblr nerd. Uses social media a lot and writes fanfics.

[@postercandlemirrorfridge]

Nobody: Hello how are you. Miku: Im fine thanks. Len: Yo whats up Rin: Fine i guess Meiko: Im okay. Kaito: Great thanks for asking Gumi: Absolutely fantastic as per usual. Gakupo: Yes Ryuto: *sniffs you* Akita: Die.

[@starlex3021]

My own hcs: Gumi has adopted Ryuto as her younger sibling. Ryuto, Oliver, Len and Piko like to hang out. Because of this, Ryuto learned english and Oliver learned japanese (the other 2 already knew both lenguages) Bruno and Clara sometimes have "best couple" fights with Sweet Ann and Big Al. Bruno and Clara have kinda adopted Maika. Ryuto has a crush on Rin, and Len knows that. What Len doesn't know is that Ryuto has a crush on him as well. (Just for the record, i don't ship them. Ryuto's crush is a childhood one like what you might get at that age for a teacher. He'll grow out of it) Ryuto likes to try to be positive all the time, but he's well aware he's the least liked vocaloid, and it affects him more than he'd like to admit. The only one who knows about this is Gumi, and that's why she's so protective of him. She will also punch someone if they talk ill of him. Oliver's injury are the result of a very traumatic experience regarding fire. Can't be near fire anymore, and can't smell stuff burning either. Also he'll deck you if you use the term 'trigger' as a meme so yall better watch out.

[@lenkagamine5401]

fukase is accurate af lmao

[@ragu1319]

Some of my headcanons: Miku- pretends to be a good girl on camera but is secretly a huge diva, is bi, loves her family and friends tho Len- edgy perv, memelord like fukase, gets annoying sometimes, loves bananas Rin- as much as she loves her twin bro len, she gets tired of his shit sometimes, also edgy Kaito- like an older bro to miku and len, caring, dumb af, chases down ice cream trucks, gakupoxkaito, birthday cake flavor is his fav Meiko- does a lot of dumb stuff with kaito, big mom energy, sweet af, likes kaito but glad he's happy with gakupo Gakupo- pretty much like the video, great dancer, kind of a diva, does dumb stuff with kaito and meiko SF2 Miki- miku's shy sister, happy her sister is famous Gumi- super hyper, artist, pyromaniac Luka- pretty much the same in the video, always orders tuna sandwiches Oliver- wears bandages over his eye to look cool, anxiety, pure boi, hangs out with fukase and len Fukase- injects memes into his bloodstream, chaotic, loves cursed images, a bit of a control freak

[@neonpelt]

I’ve got a few for Piko: - usually on phone/using technology of some sort -never wants to be there when dragged along to somewhere his friends go - len’s best friend I use these for fanfic sorry 🙃

[@Polnaratti]

You really got me when you used that shrek 3 scene-

[@Lemieux_channel]

“I call him Leon.” Wait... Kaito’s shadow is a completely different Vocaloid?!🤔

[@Vmidnight1917]

1:25 you’ve finally done it. You’ve combined my two favorite things: Vocaloid and MOTHER RUSSIA!

[@DacheFox8]

Ok, the Neru having Anger Issues I definitely agree with. She totally is very aggressive to me 😂

[@niv718]

I have a headcanon where Oliver and Yuki are bff and spend most of their time together reading horror tales they write themselves

[@astererererer_]

Basically my headcanon is when Rin and Len scream they merge into one

[@spacekei6398]

I really love this channel xD I am Spanish speaking and I am translating this with the google translator, I am glad to see a vocaloid channel still alive :'D I understand English well in the videos although I do not know how to speak it

[@patolizac23]

The fact that I'm new to vocaloid and had my headcanons exactly like this, I-

[@alexandria.d1253]

My headcannons Meiko- the leader, mother figure of the group. Badass, violent, but at times vulnerable and very sweet. Everyone is intimidated by her presence. Spends most of her time with Kaito, Rin and Len Kaito- the father figure of the group. Dumb asf, sweet but gets picked on a lot by all the other vocaloids, especially Rin and Len. Is somewhat a perv tho. Spends most of his time with Meiko, Gakupo and Miku. Miku- the mature but kinda egotistical one. Gets jealous very easily and is girly asf. Is an attention hog. Is a kind person tho. Spends most of her time with Luka, Gumi, Rin and Len.Acts innocent all the time even when she’s wrong and for the most part gets away with everything. Rin- the tomboy of the two. Is irresponsible asf and is a reckless driver. Can be arrogant and selfish tho, and is fiesty. Loves to cause mischief with her brother. She secretly likes cute things tho, and is secretly girly. Both her and Len are really close. Her and Miku have a rivalry. Spends most of her time with Len, Miku, Gumi, Meiko and Kaito. Len- the responsible of the two. Is a bit reserved and overthinks quite a bit. Is a horny teenager. Takes the blame for his sister a lot. Loves to cause trouble with his sister. Acts cool and is actually cool. Is a ladies man. Both him and Rin are very close. Him and Fukase have a rivalry. Spends most of his time with Rin, Miku, Meiko, Kaito and Gakupo. Luka- the chill and quiet one. Is mean and sassy asf. She is mysterious and does many things behind closed doors. She loves gambling and is a very deep and blunt person. She’s nice but doesn’t show it often. Spends most of her time with Miku and Gumi. Gumi- the crackheaded one of the group. Is very energetic and hyper, but at the same time is crazy. Has mood swings a lot. She is a sweet person who has been through a lot. Has a dark side tho. Spends most of her time with Miku, Rin and Luka. Gakupo- is the smooth one of the group. Is also a ladies man. Is very reserved and serious but has a very funny sense of humor. He loves sex a lot. Does have a crack headed side to him as well. Loves Japanese culture a lot. Spends most of his time with Kaito, Len, Gumi and Luka. Fukase- is the savage. Hates everyone. Is blunt asf and speaks his mind. Everyone is also intimidated by his presence. He has a crude sense of humor. Loves memes a lot and has an entire rivalry with Len because of it. Spends his time with no one cos he has no specific group of friends. But he has a soft spot for Yuki and Gachapoid. Yuki- is a quiet but innocent 9 year old. Sees Kyotieru as a father figure. At times can be creepy tho. Spends most of her time with Kyoteiru and Gachapoid. Gachapoid- is the weird 5 year old kid. Is often shipped with Yuki for some reason despite age difference.... spends most of his time with Yuki.

[@ayyce8634]

Please do this with more vocaloids *(cough cough vflower)*

[@roundbirb447]

Meiko is the cool aunt that gives you alcohol at age 14.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

The clip at 3:32 radiates such a Goku energy

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@Kathryn Robles Yes except Vegeta would actually stay there because he actually cares about Trunks and Bulma

[@garemy3237]

Flower v4: really likes *t e e t h*

[@FloatingSunfish]

Wow, haven't seen Smosh vids in a *_decade!_*

[@jewelminess]

my vocaloid and utau headcanons cuz why not (edit, added the meme squad les go) miku; collects her own figures. loves teddy bears and thinks that they're adorable. lesbian, and very oblivious when people have crushes on her rin; very active- jogs, plays sports, etc. len's twin sister, but he's older by about 16 seconds. pan, crush on miku len; supports rin, but becomes a demon when they fight. usually called the responsible twin but is actually a dork. loves to go places with fukase, both dressed in skirts, and confuse the str8s. tried to teach rin to dance, but halfway through the lessons he always started showing off. bi meiko; usually referred to as the "mom" of the cryptonloids. insanely protective of everyone. kaito's cousin. lesbian but single kaito; favorite ice cream flavor is cookies and cream because he also loves cookies. loves to hang out with everyone else. bad at math and good at english, bisexual luka; miku's closest friend, and is like an older sister to her. enjoys watching soap operas because she thinks they're predictable and she likes to guess the story. trans pan teto; likes baguettes so much because she's visited France and loved it there. call her 30 and she'll break your kneecaps. miku's rival, but they still care about each other. bi. neru; is not a tsundere, she's actually mean. for some reason, she enjoys hanging out with teto more than miku. likes bananas and has attempted to physically hurt len because he claimed she was "just jealous of him." ace. defoko; bullies momo, but they're friends and laugh it off and go see a movie or something. speaks very quietly and is often asked to repeat she said because nobody could hear her. wants to be friends with teto, but she is too busy. aroace momo; doesn't understand social cues. loves to watch KZbin videos with defoko, and she's still happy that she was in the nyan cat meme. acquainted with teto and neru, but never met miku. loves to clean. aroace as well. gumi; autistic. loves to duet with miku, and probably has a vhs tape of the 2015 niconico party hidden in her closet. loves to eat carrot popsicles in summer, loves to work on mechanical stuff which would explain the goggles. demigirl, str8 ally. gakupo: obsessed with pokemon, has played every game including the spinoffs and loves the anime. knows practically everything about Japanese culture. once texted gumi "ilysm please marry me and stay with me 4ever," then panicked and in attempt to undo it, he texted her "oops lol I meant that for my mom" which prompted her to respond with "hahaha wait wtf??" bi. fukase: incredibly smart, but has terrible grades bc he doesn't care enough to put any effort into exams. 15 years old. oliver's babysitter and best friend. he loves wearing skirts because he loves being the gorgeous boy he is. mean. bullies piko, has known the kagamines since he released, hates miku, stays up till 3 am on the phone with flower. homoromantic demisexual. oliver: is babysat by fukase, but they have more of a sibling relationship. fukase taught him to swear, flower tried to correct it but she was too late. loves memes bc they remind him of fukase. wholesome boy. str8 ally. flower: stays up all night most nights. drinks a shit ton of coffee w the supervision of yokune ruko. generally calm, collected and mature. the oldest of the meme squad, piko is just a few months younger than her (not in terms of release i mean like agewise lol) drives the squad to the mall sometimes so that fukase and len can spend all her money at hot topic. omnisexual. piko: generally timid and shy but loves to make fun of people. eats apple pie all the time BUT only if it's warm. used to trip over his cord tail all the time, but trained himself to avoid it when he walks. bffs with flower. str8 ally

[@otatheothot]

Headcanons: Miku: tries to be positive but fails, rlly dense, lesbian for luka Len: same as your headcanons rin: rlly childish and innocent and kyoot Luka: calm, chill, kinda... gets obsessive over tuna, lesbian for miku, also likes to sing when no one's around kaito: less "manly" than meiko, gets scared easily, emotional, kinda a drama queen meiko: the opposite of kaito gumi: basically that cool aunt you wish you had gakupo: weird uncle but everyone still loves him fukase: that one weird kid in school who loves memes powerfx fam: same as yours ryuto: kid that tries to be mature but fails horribly Neru: gets angry easily, is a little violent Haku: too shy talk to family members, let alone talk to close friends.

[@memeow]

Headcanon: Everyone loves each other, nuff said (jk, i have a billion headcanons that are too much to write, lol)

[@toast892]

Except Fukase He hates everyone

[@imawesome982]

Len: and gwen oh gwen I've always loved you miku: ew

[@SrijananiViswanath]

NERU ABSOLUTELY HAS ANGER ISSUES AND I LOVE THAT

[@kenna_g1rl]

my favorite headcanon is len likes kaito but kaito doesn’t like len in that way (because len is a child and him and gakupo are dating), it’s just kaito is len’s childhood. crush we all had one

[@rrrr-im9oz]

awsten’s dead ends same but for me both twins have a crush on him

[@baldgojo1355]

I have a head canon that fukase sold both his kidneys, worked in Wendy’s coz they needed someone to cosplay Wendy her self and give out food, sacrificed len and sold his soul to a demon so that he can afford PS5