Miracle Shammy South Africa

[@moxionrox7946]

Ladies and Gentlemen I'm the guy on this video.. Thank you for all your compliments and comments.

[@candicegie5655]

you are amazing! And so is that product! WOW

[@chrisd530]

How does it feel to be ASMR royalty?

[@moxionrox7946]

@@chrisd530 send me an email at [e-mail] and will take it from there. Thanks.

[@jgowdey]

Absolute legend

[@jerrysmith8814]

Dude, you are a great salesman. Not to mention that you're an ASMR god

[@machpe]

*SQUEAK* *TITLE TEXT HERE* I'm sold.

[@getsomebud]

I'm dying

[@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle]

Matthew Peterson hahaha I've seen this 40 times and I never noticed this

[@chrisbrown18andup]

This is the lofi asmr shit im addicted to

[@paulisclosed]

Comedy gold

[@CeladonHairExtraordinaire]

@@chrisbrown18andup This is hi-fi lmao

[@uhhuhsure]

This guy could sell me the national debt.

[@Live.Laugh.Lobotomy]

I know it’s a joke but you can actually make quite a bit of money buying debt

[@sprucible1534]

I’ve been looking at this comment for at least 2 months everyday, never gets old

[@danielgonzales2521]

Hi my name is danny and this is a shamdeal. I got 10k debt thats 2 times more than the average person. Leave the debt for a few years and watch it grow with a 13% apr.

[@Ichabod_Jericho]

And I’d pay a premium with interest just to partake in the wonderful opportunity

[@lookoutforchris]

You already own it 😂

[@letsr90ck87]

the dude is practically rapping

[@DraciaNightcat]

I love this guy's voice. I could listen to his sales pitch for hours.

[@kappnel]

The ASMR brought be here, but this dude's delivery and mastery of his craft has earned my respect. Are there more videos of him?

[@emyleyva11]

Appnel33 hahaha. Me too!

[@TheNewFitness]

I wish

[@kfj6709]

What asmr?

[@pleasant9523]

@@kfj6709 this video is recommended when you watch unintentional asmr

[@allenw3658]

Thats a damn good salesman

[@notrealHDshh]

Allen Wisniewski this dude should be on 'shark tank'. He will 100% got a deal

[@cylais3518]

It's been five years how are you doing?

[@mitzo4526]

@@cylais3518 I like how you're going around asking that. Speaking of. It's been a year, how are you now?

[@nocalsteve]

I had to look up what a "burst geyser" was. In South Africa, a geyser is apparently a water heater.

[@mattchalmighty]

Thanks for this

[@69KroniX]

wow, this brings back memories! I used to sell these shammy's at trade shows. It was about 30 years ago! The pitch has changed a little, but all the basics are still there.....water spills, water in a glass dish, DIET pop(soda) with a carpet piece followed by the close. Excellent delivery, perfect timing.

[@cameronrosen6910]

So, are they actually as good as the demonstrations make them seem? Or is there a bit of theatrics to make them appear more effective than they really are?

[@69KroniX]

@@cameronrosen6910 as good as they seem? maybe not quite, but probably about 90% as good as they seem. They don't dry surfaces perfectly, they leave behind a very thin layer of moisture that can't be seen on that black vinyl surface. Best use is to soak up spills and volumes of liquids. but paper towel is still king for convenience.

[@mothmanlives7212]

@@69KroniXI’m a little late but why is it always diet soda in these presentations?

[@69KroniX]

​@@mothmanlives7212 the sugar in the regular soda makes your hands sticky and cracks the skin. Usually made a joke about needing to be on a diet

[@mothmanlives7212]

@@69KroniX Ohhh that makes sense. Thanks for the response!

[@patavinity1262]

I'm sold and I don't even know the exchange rate.

[@Listeriner]

Its like $9 USD!

[@badracho]

This may be the slickest salesman I've ever seen

[@cylais3518]

How are you doing badracho, it has been four years already.

[@badracho]

Doing well. I wonder how this guy is doing.

[@JackMeoff46]

@@badracho bro you’re three years late lmao

[@beestriker902]

*wipes the table* "Bone Dry!"

[@cmcgloughlin]

He came from under. The. Table.

[@sulIyisangel]

Charlie Mcgloughlin yeah lol Isn’t. That. Cool.

[@thesunbehindthesun1574]

This guy really pops his P's at the end of the words: drip, damp, drop, etc.

[@siliconbong9386]

His plosives sounds are courtesy of an excellent english teacher who ought to have taught him not everyone enunciates the ends of every word, some of us elide our vowels and consonents. Happy New Year.

[@-lord1754]

Silicon Bong stfu lol

[@TheCoreyHodges]

"Title Text Here"

[@shawheenalavi-moghaddam9601]

I saw that too, haha

[@ingrid_inthesky]

ha!!!

[@cylais3518]

It's been five years how has your life changed since then?

[@songokurealnigga]

@@cylais3518 asking the real questions

[@Eireann.]

​@@cylais3518it's been 2 how about you?

[@TheNewFitness]

Need more videos of this guy

[@acreaturecalledgreed]

this isnt even a four minute long video and i trust this man with my life he can sell me anything

[@cylais3518]

What has happened in the past four years Huldra?

[@321myself]

So in theory, I could use this to smuggle alcohol wherever I'd please? Neat.

[@thesunbehindthesun1574]

Think you might be onto something. Alcohol, liquid cocaine, liquid heroin, the possibilities are endless!

[@rsn9394]

Neat. I see what you did there 😂

[@rageagaintstheNWO]

Black Billy Mays?

[@DarkAvatar1313]

More like the ShamWow guy

[@mykinfair]

sqqqqeaaaaaaaaaakk "Bone dry!"

[@chrisd530]

These things are legit, I've been using them for years to dry off my car after I wash it. I've had the same one for about 11 years now, its pretty much indestructible.

[@cbllwyd]

By far the best shamwow demo on youtube

[@bluewolvesstudios2822]

This dude's accent is badass.

[@ToxicPancake831]

This guy is magical.

[@cylais3518]

How are you doing after 7 years?

[@ToxicPancake831]

@@cylais3518 I have a fantastic career and I’m on the verge of buying my first house. Thanks for asking, stranger. You made my day 😁

[@cylais3518]

@@ToxicPancake831 So happy to hear that, good luck with buying a house! Keep it up and enjoy your wonderful life.

[@ToxicPancake831]

@heylookitsroxxy I’m still here. What’s up, stranger?

[@ToxicPancake831]

@heylookitsroxxy Not sure how qualified I am to give life advice, but exercise is what saved mine. At the time of my original comment, I was rotting away every day in bed. Once I started exercising, my entire life turned around. I couldn’t help but be in a better mood because of all the endorphins from working out. I didn’t make my life revolve around it either. I still have all my old hobbies, but I’m much happier doing them. This isn’t sage advice or anything, just my personal anecdote. Oh, and I still sleep a lot too. Like 9-10 hours lol. Hope you get your energy back soon, Roxxy.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

"I'm sure you're wondering where you can pick up one of these. You can pick up one of these in Germany." _Excellent._

[@HibiscusAaron]

2:43

[@ВикторВоин-в9ш]

Title text here

[@astonifyed]

Ohhh sweet asmr...

[@Fufflunsify]

how long does it take to use though, comparatively

[@Kaptain_Wario]

Look at dis. I just caved in your skull, and my bat's still dry. No clumps o' hair, nuthin'. Thanks, Miracle Shammy! -Scout

[@socialist-strong]

You got blood on my knife-no worries mate, I got a shammy! -Sniper

[@cylais3518]

How are you doing Captain Carder, it's been five years.

[@adamtract9]

This video could go viral...

[@bluepandaman]

Wonder what he’s doing 9 years later.

[@omarmicolta4159]

It bothers me how he didn't close the cap on the soda bottle

[@andrewmojzer2337]

I was ready to run through a brick wall when he went "Bone dry!"

[@Technoid10]

Ok this guy deserves a raise!!

[@its_regular_stupid2212]

Shamwow “You’ll be saying wow every time you use it!”

[@evilemu2599]

Defrosting a freezer?

[@becxification]

I would definitely buy a miracle shammy off this guy, so slick!

[@tltinatl]

If only this guy knew he could quit the sales business and make six figures doing ASMR videos.

[@realguy7808]

Well i'm convinced.

[@realguy7808]

Hi convinced I'm dad.

[@realguy7808]

Sup nigga.

[@jonathanjoestar__]

@@realguy7808 did you just do a dad joke on yourself?

[@realguy7808]

@@jonathanjoestar__ nah I'm a paranoid schizophrenic 😈

[@ChunkieBoi777]

11 dollars for all that and free shipping? That’s a super deal

[@evilemu2599]

If you’re reading this I hope you have a good day :) this is probably my 20th time coming back to this video lol, which seems to be the case for many others here 😂

[@CullenTBridges]

He sounds like he’s busting a rhyme

[@SrSacaninha]

That's a good product. I wonder if anybody in my country sells those...

[@notrealHDshh]

Dude go to shark tank. You will definitely get a deal. Damn what a fantastic salesman

[@Terraphice]

haniff daud this is late as hell, but he definitely wouldn’t. It’s just a completely ripoff of the Shamwow. From product to presentation.

[@JUMBLED]

Why do I keep hearing "American Shammy"

[@lachygonzalez]

KZbin Poop heaven right here.

[@ingrid_inthesky]

Sold it better than Vince. Fuckin Vince...

[@jjamiejackson]

A burst gizum? Anybody know what that is?

[@troybingham6426]

There were 3 "best parts".

[@Hamstergolem]

Is dat da shamwow

[@dxgph9899]

*BONE DRY*

[@damone3000]

ill take 77 thousand...

[@cylais3518]

7 years ago... time goes by quick, how are you doing Excefellow?

[@linneajordyn5275]

I'm convinced I need a shammy. Just take my money.

[@iflyboats]

Unfortunately, I just read a South African news story that this guy died in October of last year.

[@ivonnatrolue6747]

This guy could sell me on women not having the vote. Wow.

[@Crangus_III]

why does he come out of the floor

[@caseyclauser9587]

Everytime I watch this I think… where did he come from? Was he hiding under the table?

[@ActiveNorte916]

Well done

[@sheanroche2548]

but how does it work, UNDA DA SEE?

[@Burnsey814]

Nicky Clicky brought me here

[@muppet08609]

He sold the hell out of this. How do I place an order?

[@tenv]

The guy climbed out of the ground just to sell us a towel.

[@beedykh2235]

I am sold.

[@Bxtskul1l]

that's a lot of soda

[@mattvalcarc]

He did a great job, but I think he would have sold it better if he wasn't wearing a jersey

[@cylais3518]

Hi Matthew its been four years, how are you doing?

[@kencarter6481]

Man actually pulled the milo spilled too

[@krusader9066]

I'll take 20!

[@southofheck]

I hope I never run into this guy at a car dealership, I’d wind up buying their whole stock

[@mattchalmighty]

I am going to start saying mattresses the same way this guy does

[@wildcatsstorm]

Motion your a good grafter.

[@cylais3518]

Hi Darcel, it's been seven years how are you doing?

[@candyisameal]

✨ TITLE TEXT HERE ✨

[@johankaruyan5536]

Sham WOW !

[@YuhChorp]

The Charles Haley jersey kills me idk why

[@NielsMF]

Dont need this But i want it

[@cmcgloughlin]

it doesnt driPPP

[@Pinkstarclan]

*uses the miracle shammy to clean blood off a crime scene*

[@jblackbath]

He’s good.

[@chrimbo90]

Well I’m sold

[@PennyORadical]

Doesnt DriPPPPPPPP

[@thedorklylionchannel415]

Shit I'm sold

[@sb-tb1ld]

What are bad geezas and matroces

[@Noname-iz9uo]

I keep thinking he’s rapping

[@Jesse-mk1dw]

Wow, shamwow

[@MrAllen-fv9cj]

This guy could sell sand to Anakin Skywalker.

[@essies4294]

❤❤

[@Spoggers1]

new billy Mays

[@johannesbrahms9528]

"The best part is..."

[@sems1193]

Need a shammy and a navy suit for war to be ready to fight fight fight in ww3

[@avocadowisdom8785]

SOLD SOLD SOLD!!!!

[@noisyneil]

it doesn't druPPPPP

[@smittylikesto]

SHAM FUCKING WOW

[@rayray6239]

Hi TL C, Trust you are well. The product is R200 per set of 3 x Jumbo Sheets + 1 Blue polishing one. Any order above R500 courier is free otherwise R120 national courier fee applies. We could invoice you directly; you then do EFT and send POP alongside your delivery details and we will deliver to your door step. Alternatively you can order on our online store. www.epromo.co.za or email us at [e-mail] . Kindly let me know what best works for you. With many thanks and best regards. Raymond .

[@ELIASREXZERO]

Wait isn’t this sham wow?

[@WlseCrow]

This guy could sell water to a fish

[@ehrenloudermilk1053]

Bro could sell me used toilet paper.

[@sleggarlaw8624]

The accent makes this jokes

[@nunyabizz3357]

bon' dry

[@davidmendez3370]

camera tricks

[@cylais3518]

It's been five years since you wrote this comment, how are you doing?

[@deenythemeany]

@@cylais3518 It's been 4 months since you wrote this comment, how are you doing?

[@cylais3518]

@@deenythemeany it sure does not feel like 4 months. I switched from applied University to academic University (Internationally seen it's the same bachelor's degree). Everyone thinks it's was a smart move but I am not sure if I am truly happy there. In other news I passed the 3 year mark with my gf. How are you doing?

[@deenythemeany]

@@cylais3518 Congrats with the gf. I've been doing fine myself. I'm getting good grades in high school and I'm happy most of the time. No girlfriend though. I'm trying to get with this girl at school but I'm not sure if it'll work out.

[@jukeboxhero1649]

Make some underwear from deer chamois so I can copy that and not wear this Chinese poison cloth that attacks my loins.

[@getsomebud]

uh excuse me