EATING 10,000 CALORIES IN A DAY!

[@itsjxu]

Beyonce: She might start an onlyfans Miranda: Hold my sluchie

[@sophiehasenak]

wait who wants to get a sluchie with me now:))

[@Beans_aregood]

More like “Hold my Frozetoes”

[@her..3613]

more like “hold my lisstick”

[@her..3613]

@@Beans_aregood YASSSS

[@Beans_aregood]

@@her..3613 Oh yes, lisstick. Dalitchis

[@redeemededits.5336]

Miranda’s humor will NEVER die

[@ravenkitviejo8694]

ikr

[@ayannadebruyn8434]

Ikr

[@MelissaJayne1]

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzbin.info/door/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg

[@harrypotter249]

i know wood be cool do do the same as meiranda eating

[@angieeames9551]

Ikr she's so awesome 😻😻

[@liaelizabeth5378]

This is how many dinners she had!! 👇🤣.

[@Bakhoot]

9 dinners 😂😭😭

[@babyb667]

no

[@liaelizabeth5378]

@@Bakhoot 🤣yup

[@liaelizabeth5378]

@2027 Hannah Gorham yup💕

[@lpsangel07]

100 dinners lol

[@Chexydecimal]

"I eat the wrapper for extra protein." I almost spit my drink.

[@bread142]

When was that i don’t remember hearing that, timestamp??

[@shannonbaker5010]

Purple Pancakes When she was eating the cupcakes 🧁🤣

[@bread142]

@@shannonbaker5010 thanks

[@joannasandquist1599]

@@bread142 4:23

[@Chexydecimal]

Purple Pancakes 4:20

[@user-mb7ud2kt1u]

Only ogs remember when this was called “I’m starting an onlyfans”

[@lialexigreene475]

I was here

[@jeveuxtonamour]

I was here

[@CaitlinSims]

i was also here

[@FrightChan]

Yeah

[@2swag149]

YES I WAS THERE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DID THE TITLE CHANGE

[@taylowaylo]

Why do I know that Colleen and Miranda are the same person but I still feel like they are two different people.

[@communityorganizer5645]

That's just a rumor. Colleen is an actress that a management company hired to pretend she is Miranda. This occurred when they figured out that Miranda is not doing comedy. She's just being herself. So they hired Colleen to deal with the media, and act like she plays the Miranda character. You would know this if you watched all the episodes of her Netflix TV series, HATERS BACK OFF. It was shown in the final scene of the series which ended many years beyond it's time. Still boggles my mind whenever I ponder this. It used to be that TV networks gave TV series a chance to click. All In The Family started out a colossal failure from a ratings perspective. Even Seinfeld did not start out gangbusters. Anyway, I hope all you people who still believe that Miranda is Colleen will quit spreading misinformation.

[@mirandamagana4598]

@@communityorganizer5645 litteratly no one beleaves u

[@livmustdie]

@@mirandamagana4598 literally it’s a joke, an elaborate one if that

[@gustafson300]

That doesn't make sense

[@abbysmith8229]

Ikr! I just cannot wrap my head around it because they act so different

[@funnyeditsofficial]

" Boy can only have blue" "Girls can only have pink.... I'm teaching him gender equality" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidfranklinv2860]

fun fact, originally pink was a boy specific color.

[@ahsglu08]

@@davidfranklinv2860 yeah in the 1900’s

[@orifine6812]

Yeah I’m non-binary so I guess I’d have to eat purple... or yellow....

[@mxxnlightmar]

I know Colleen was dying inside

[@rainview112]

Colleen might have vomited immediately after saying that

[@paigekeenor13]

Miranda: “GiRlS oNlY cAn EaT tHe PiNk” *oh colleen is screaming at herself*

[@User12273]

Thats what I was thinking like Colleen is literally against gender roles and Miranda is like nooooo

[@diamoniquerichardson3636]

GOD love u Jesus die for u

[@diamoniquerichardson3636]

@@User12273 GOD love u Jesus die for u

[@julieedgar3800]

Boys can like pink to you know

[@arianegooden9568]

When I saw this comment I died

[@Hope.wendii]

It was over for me when she said "get stuck in your esophagus" 💀

[@Grace-vb3qh]

No one: Miranda eating all this food all day everyday, and still being skinny as can be Me sniffs a piece of lettuce: Gains 10 pounds

[@delaneys.3183]

I was looking for this comment 🤪🤣

[@Emma7878]

So true!😂

[@Dqoral]

Nice

[@arrowcityexceptitsonfire2679]

Life just be that way though huh?

[@Grace-kc9km]

Lol fr

[@ximenasosa7639]

I just watched haters back off and the last episode of season 2 and it really touched me.

[@mia-ps1md]

lol

[@Kary_23]

I probably rewatch it like 5 times already

[@puppiesforever6429]

It made me bawl

[@maori94]

It’s so powerful

[@Rose-tj5ko]

I finish watching it maybe 2 weeks or 3 weeks ago I'm not sure but the ended was sad.

[@taylorlovell3820]

Miranda: because I am a pescatarian Also her eating beef jerky and Big Macs

[@georginafaz9662]

That’s the point

[@rayan8289]

Ikr

[@aanvirana5412]

Lol

[@nadeantruelove8710]

“I’m not gonna send it to you, but it’s just good to know when people want things that I have” 😂😂

[@arianegooden9568]

When she said that I accidentally knocked my little sister out of my bed while she was sleep and I was on the floor saying BAHAHAHA 😂😂

[@keithgriffith5327]

LOL

[@PrincessFairy2]

Kamilah Kamilah Kamliah Kamliah Kamliah Kamilah

[@loveonfire4145]

😂😂😭

[@joannajohnson2669]

😂😂😂😂

[@thescarletteve]

Did anyone else notice that the “coffee creamer” was beef broth?

[@sophias6756]

Of course

[@americangirldollsrule6513]

Me I did

[@kay.2002]

Yep

[@fieryfriends2116]

OMG YES 😫

[@juniorjonesjones9213]

Me

[@siennawilliams7871]

Miranda: makes a whole video about how she’s offended that people are celebrating Christmas in November Also Miranda: “...since it’s Christmas season...”

[@brii8077]

Yea lol Miranda is supposed to be the opposite

[@maddeningams5866]

Please lordt let there be a bloopers episode from this.

[@offtothenextadventure2630]

She has it on her vlog channel of her spitting out the food and filming with kory

[@offtothenextadventure2630]

I realized that the vlog was difficult to find so it the ‘reacting to positions by Ariana grande’ vlog :)

[@maddeningams5866]

@@offtothenextadventure2630 Yay, these are the best. I was too early for the vlog

[@offtothenextadventure2630]

Yeah the actual bloopers are pretty short but the rest of the vlog with Flynn is good to

[@KathySanthouse]

Me watching Miranda eating all this food: I really hope Colleen didn’t film all these clips back to back at once. 😂

[@srldwg]

Man, I thought the same thing!🤢

[@minzie]

In her vlog a week or two ago it showed her filming this and spitting all of the food out

[@jakaylamelleny]

Ewww

[@jakaylamelleny]

I'd get sick

[@fluffymuffy8451]

@@minzie Link please?

[@rainbowinmycloud4183]

This can’t be in one day.... How does Miranda keep fit?

[@swag3120]

my concern isn’t how she stays fits it’s how much stomach pain she is going through

[@Pookie_slayed]

Its in multiple days dont worry

[@Stprincess]

Best line: "Let me know if you want it in the comments. I'm not going to send it to you, but it's just good to know that people want things that I have."

[@anamkcornplayz481]

Lol

[@dsavlogs4688]

lol👁👄👁

[@Soluns27]

I remember watching Colleen talking about how nauseous this made her lmao

[@Sarah-ld3yt]

What vlog was it?

[@brynntodd311]

Miranda says that her “creamer” is basic. Bro, that's the next level. 👁👄👁

[@guitaristsam2583]

Hey ,If you're reading this , you're not stupid , you're not ugly , you're not worthless , you're not weak , you're not a burden , your anxiety is lying to you. Remember, till the end of this week there will be a massive shift of positiveness into your life. Love ya : 》

[@bunnixx9734]

im actually crying rn thank you so much you are amazing thank you for spreading postitvity and kindness

[@doofenshmirtzevilincoperated]

thx. i needed that♡

[@allisonwilson2776]

thanks

[@arianegooden9568]

😭 thank you I needed a cheer up because my sister didn't tell me happy birthday

[@gulp-o3i]

@@arianegooden9568 happy birthday 💞💕✨🥳 hope you had a great day!!!

[@pablomelida5058]

No one: Not even the rat in the back of my room: Miranda: I gOt A jOb aS a One LegGed....😂

[@laylaaliriani6737]

one leged AIR DANCER u forgot that part

[@joycummins809]

Do you actually have a rat at the back of your room

[@User82983dsadn]

Ew, why is there a rat in your room??

[@ejscott9388]

My stupid cat poped my costume and now I have to get a new job

[@tasha2248]

I was so worried Miranda was gonna cut her tongue on the princess spaghettios can!

[@ElleWarne]

“I leave the wrapper on for more protein” 😂 I died when I heard this

[@MelissaJayne1]

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzbin.info/door/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg

[@anamkcornplayz481]

Same3

[@deriayavoraasenova3535]

God loves u

[@deriayavoraasenova3535]

@@anamkcornplayz481 God loves u

[@anamkcornplayz481]

@@deriayavoraasenova3535 huh?

[@Katiepetersen04]

Miranda should get a full time job as a queen, she already is but she has to be in charge of the world

[@fananadnan151]

your 🐕is so cute katie

[@stanswaytoomanygroups7717]

I literally started screaming when she ate the pop tarts bc when I went to one of her shows there was a dollar general next to the theatre and I ate a whole box of hot fudge Sunday pop tarts before the show!😂

[@anabellebannanabelle386]

Miranda: I’m quitting the internet! Also Miranda: *still posts normally* No hate btw

[@jacksonurenmusic]

Miranda “quits” the internet like every few months 😂😂😂

[@emaangilanii]

DON'T BE A HATER JK 🤣🤣🤣

[@pradaxvibezz6671]

Ikr she always says she’s gonna quit and keeps posting like she didn’t say anything

[@ジュリアン-x1p]

@@pradaxvibezz6671 I mean that's part of her character

[@ジュリアン-x1p]

@The pink princess girl UWU 2020 Ily "by the way"

[@hadboo4348]

Poor Colleen...i bet she felt so horrible and sick after eating all that disgusting food AND TONS OF IT LIKE...........WE STAN FOR A QUEEN WHO LOVES HER FANS Btw love ur vids.

[@geoffgravitt7476]

SPAM at all......but cold SPAM straight out of the can? That's f'n dedication 😂😂 Hero!!!!

[@heatherdiansmith]

Notice you never actually see her swallow.

[@hannahciemnicki4789]

Who’s Colleen 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pearl92391]

WHO’S COLLEEN? Also, some of that food looked delichis.

[@hannahciemnicki4789]

@@rory8429 I know it was meant to be a joke

[@elin6910]

Her eyebrows went like: ⬆️⬇️↗️↘️➡️⬅️

[@miyachinen2366]

I know-

[@Queendaisy76]

Oh look, it’s what my teen boys eat in a day. Lol

[@_strawberryshortcake_8932]

I dont even eat that much😂I sometimes only have a sandwich for breakfast and then I would eat nothing all day

[@kellykeaney9909]

Lol I can relate with 3 teenagers

[@mochanorris4671]

@@_strawberryshortcake_8932 omg you eaat

[@anamkcornplayz481]

Lolll

[@laurenlovegood9513]

@@_strawberryshortcake_8932 that's not something to brag about

[@ximenacruz8118]

Can we just appreciate how colleen is talkin and miranda is talking and she is doing two voices

[@ximenacruz8118]

@Emily Kilmartin if im not wrong yes but im like 80 percent sure

[@ximenacruz8118]

@Emily Kilmartin i knowww 😂😂😂😂

[@ssdoglover9494]

Only OG's remember that era where we talked in a miranda voice

[@mackenziedevincent674]

New memory unlocked

[@XCVII.97]

“Damn miranda I got really HANGRY watching this video” I know what your new job is EATING GREENS 💚

[@ryanluttman1519]

2:09 Laughing so hard when Colleen took one bite of that spam. 😭😂🤮

[@shelbyanderson3905]

Who is colleen 😂😂😂😂

[@katie791]

Who else has been watching this video over and over and over again I love it!!!!!

[@honeydew5418]

Who is the woman’s voice interviewing Miranda, Colleen never told us and I don’t remember ever hearing that lady’s voice

[@bookcrazy00]

its colleen lol

[@cortneywilkinson7417]

It's Colleen

[@claram6149]

Colleen, but if you listen it kinda sounds like Francesca Reale, actress who played Emily in haters back off lol

[@mikeysrose]

Oh my god, it IS Colleen! I had convinced myself it had to have been Jessica even though it didn't sound like her. Now that I listen again, it's so obvious that I can't believe I didn't already know. 🤦🤦

[@amandanorrisart]

Hahaha I was wondering the same thing! Listening back it's so obvious that it's her 😂😂😂

[@supermarketrash8616]

Woah I haven’t watched Miranda sings in YEARS

[@nathanwilder7915]

Ikr

[@shinybvh1661]

Plz can u do season 3 of hates back off is so good❤️ love u miranda

[@brooklyn2120]

who else thinks this should be on Netflix

[@kaydeng1122]

She has a Netflix show but it stopped

[@gachabloomer8704]

It is haters back off

[@Serendipityismyfaveword]

Yeah. She never should of had her show cancelled. Season 3 would have been fab as Colleen would have been in it too as well as Miranda. I was gutted when it got cancelled. I still watch season 1 and 2 now.

[@brooklyn2120]

@@kaydeng1122 and gacha bloomer ....I know... I'm saying she should make THIS into a netflix series...

[@kaydeng1122]

@@brooklyn2120 oh

[@brooklyn2120]

who else is confused because she said she's not on the internet but she is at the same time lol

[@alexzag22]

I am

[@Firehot4321]

This is miranda sings we're talking about

[@alexzag22]

@@Firehot4321 true

[@davemccarysucks]

@@alexzag22 omg hiiiiii

[@alexzag22]

@@davemccarysucks hiiii

[@alyssavilladolid7267]

This just gets better and better every YEAR 😍

[@bayareamandy6726]

I will never eat again...

[@ashlynbunting3884]

me too

[@problematiqueprincess]

Who is here after you noticed she changed her title from “STARTING AN ONLY FANS” to “EATING 10 THOUSAND CALORIES IN A DAY”

[@kristinafrench9616]

Me

[@changa0618]

Me

[@lex3683]

Me!

[@MelissaJayne1]

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzbin.info/door/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg

[@anamkcornplayz481]

Mee

[@hello.9039]

MIRANDA YOUR BACK!! I MISSED YOU!!!💗💗💗🥳

[@evie37]

You know how it goes 1: Miranda 2: Mirfanda 3: HATER GO FREAKING AWAY!! 4: Patrick 5: Uncle Jim 6: Food 7: Bible 8: Dog 9: Tour 0: sausages

[@melicaban4606]

sausages 😂😂

[@iateyourbagel]

Uncle Jim

[@rhettmitchell]

@@melicaban4606 bag of salami*

[@Putabowonitt]

She ate SOOOO MUCH FOOD for this episode!! 😂 I’m assuming that they filmed it all on different days though but it’s still hilarious 😆

[@Putabowonitt]

@Thandii Konkwane oh ok

[@panlover5000]

What if Coleen is actually hinting at amazing food hacks-

[@KristinasDigitalDiary]

YOUR VIDEOS MAKE MY DAY 😂❤️ I don’t know how the person asking you questions isn’t cracking up when you respond to the questions, I don’t think I could hold it in 😂😂 Props to her!!!

[@yoitskenzie3044]

"girls can only eat the pink so im teaching him gender equality" that sent me!! 🤣🤣🤣👌

[@theflorgeormix]

Miranda is truly one of the greats in taste & manners. We all know it. Always has been.

[@iateyourbagel]

3:57 “IM STRESSED EATING WEINERS!” Like if you get the reference 🤣

[@ahsglu08]

Haters Back Off

[@Jack-mx6wg]

I love that episode😂😂

[@TheeMaryJ]

So is it just me orrr is Miranda, Angela’s and Dwight’s love child from the office

[@cakecakeasmr5716]

YESSSSSS

[@joanna4655]

Oh my gosh. I seriously had never thought about that before. Love this theory!

[@sarahwhite6341]

Lol that's amazing!

[@joshuacteo]

Omg 😱

[@WisspyU]

Ok if she ate all this food in one day this women is a legend y'all👏👏👏👏👏

[@thecuriouscashew]

I love how much you're putting into these videos! keep it up!!!

[@campbellbailey1714]

Aww poor colleen ☹️❤️ she had to eat all of this. But this video was so funny! Thanks for brightening my day as always!

[@anamkcornplayz481]

This is probably my fav video I love it i watch it like a million times a day

[@luvbug222]

I remember in Colleen's vlog when she filmed this, when she had to eat all this stuff

[@jakeferris2150]

Omg the beef broth 😂😂 Also, I hope your being safe because your way under eating. I will be praying for you 🙏🏼

[@miasxxxlife696]

Hey ,If you're reading this , you're not stupid , you're not ugly , you're not worthless , you're not weak , you're not a burden , your anxiety is lying to you. Remember, till the end of this week there will be a massive shift of positiveness into your life. Love ya : Copy this post

[@misskbe293]

Me: Wait I didn't watch her videos, that means I'm a hater..? *Looks At Channel* I'VE GOT WATCH ALL OF THESE TO NOT BE A HATER?! 0:14

[@greatjob_barbara]

yes

[@mariamparis3417]

yes you do

[@leahbaileynow]

Yes you do. Now do it UnU

[@akurayama143]

No one: Not even Pinto Bean: Not even Gus or Daisy: People who comment when they’re 1 minutes early: “rEaD mY nAmE” “gifting everyone who reads my name”

[@kaidafrog9580]

U know those are bots-

[@akurayama143]

@@kaidafrog9580 wdym? Like robots?!

[@kaitlinwilson]

I laugh so hard when I watch her. She makes me so happy.

[@SkyGirl5]

"I'm not going to send it to you, it's just good to know if people want the things that I have" classic

[@amyjoy6160]

Oh my goodness, I was watching the vid, and then a commercial came on about not eating too much junk food 😂😂

[@MelissaJayne1]

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzbin.info/door/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg

[@c.luna26]

That’s so creepy😨

[@LazygirlLA892]

Goobers is my FAVORITE. I eat it straight from the jar too and get so sick from the straight sugar that I end up puking it up every time.

[@gracelauren1861]

Am I the only one that read the title “I’m starving, an onlyfans”

[@3-pack]

Yes

[@3-pack]

😂

[@alionaod7804]

She had that as the title originally?

[@gracelauren1861]

@@alionaod7804 I’m not sure I probably just read it wrong

[@PinstripeJim]

Miranda is that girl that i used to talk to and say "hi" to in school because everyone else treated her like a bologna sandwich. And Miranda has better teeth than 84% of KZbinrs.

[@triciaanne6161]

I thought Miranda's job was gonna be eating food all day! Which probably is!!!😂🤣

[@pricilasalema5897]

Miranda: Jojo Siwa's icecream is disgusting Also Miranda: finishes 1/4 of the carton.

[@bustedro]

OMG SO I WANTED TO EAT TAKIS SO I GOT MY BAG AND AS SOON AS I OPENED IT SHE GOT HER BAG TOO AND ATE IT- MIRANDA UR A PSYCHIC AND MIGICHAN 🤩

[@ratchild-1567]

Hey Miranda I'm a big fan eeeek hiiiiii! ur so cool I hate ur haters because ur awesome

[@lemiade1026]

when i saw this i clicked on it as fast as i can

[@Kai-cf3qo]

Same dude

[@hi-ry3wo]

Me too

[@gretchenwieners5829]

Yup

[@SophieM924]

Normal people: delicious Miranda sings: delitchis

[@sweetygcinindawo3438]

😂🤣

[@Charlotte1260-x2e]

2:25 when she pours the broth into the coffee and then chugs it i legit am laughing so so hard thinking about how much disgusting that was for colleen and how much she did not want to do that lol

[@fabulouslyplanned7358]

A miranda only fans would be hilarious. She’s the holiest of the holes 😂😂 also seeing all that food hurt my stomach 😂

[@memyselfandi8660]

Omg then imagine eating it 😭😂😂

[@lorirobertson8629]

That’s weird because it made me hungry

[@memyselfandi8660]

@@lorirobertson8629 😂

[@MelissaJayne1]

If you have time feel free to take a look at my channel, thank you m.kzbin.info/door/PIqJ-2V-4CZDn_-Qc1vmsg

[@Isaiahvlog97]

Omg “sausages still get stuck in your esophagus”. That killed me dead

[@diegoxglare9563]

2:09 I died 😂😂😂😂

[@katiescarboro248]

ooh so this is what Colleen was talking about when she said she had all that food for a miranda video

[@itsarah]

No one. Miranda: making everyone's day a trillion times better! :) Love from a positve U-tuber :D

[@maylinisabela9472]

I love your channel 😊

[@theatrekid5389]

Hi (:

[@itsbetsynotbetsey]

This did not age well

[@rowena6872]

This is literally making me hungry 😂

[@lizettegarcia8663]

Me when I’ve been to school for 1 hour: 0:21

[@billieeilish2779]

James Charles: She may start an only-fan website. Miranda Sings: Hold my sluchie. Ok,I asked u a quechon.

[@arianegooden9568]

Miranda: hold my lipsstick I asked you something

[@misharishimali8326]

Literally this is what. I would eat in 2 weeks

[@misharishimali8326]

A month

[@rehanarun257]

Me: -watches when eating a burger-

[@laninichols8547]

Y’all! She changed the title from “I’m starting an onlyfans” to this! Anybody else notice that? Just me? Ok.

[@chaoticrobloxian5191]

I noticed that as well

[@meganwilliams4175]

Obviously not just you..

[@chaoticrobloxian5191]

Indeed

[@Emma-ms5ig]

Yes I was confused

[@laninichols8547]

@@meganwilliams4175 lol I know that but thx for the comment

[@kylasanchez]

MIRANDA!!! im pray for you so hard right now

[@kayzyholmess]

this must have been like when Colleen was pregnant and had to eat lots of food. Delicious food.

[@alliejones3329]

Everyone watching this: Wow so funny Me watching this: eww but doesn't stop watching Love you Miranda!!

[@rubensanchezmendez4943]

4:39 she didnt even drink it 🤣🤣

[@glazeddonuts8643]

Nobody: Miranda: AnD i WatcheD that dOwN WiTh

[@joanaaugusto9750]

I really thought she was a competitive eater! So funny to see the making of in your vlog channel 😂

[@Ermguyssssss]

1:01 Miranda is doing an interview for dog whispering and wearing a cat Tshirt Are you keeding me?!

[@RachelJanineHarris]

There was so much food in this. I mean wow. I fear for Miranda’s health.

[@Askforartem]

It’s fake you really think she eats this lol

[@RachelJanineHarris]

@@Askforartem Miranda is a fictional character! We don't need to use logic here;)

[@SaifTutorials]

She had every meal, breakfast, lunch, dinner and late night snack on daytime, I think I should eat dinner and late night snacks during daytime..

[@coconutcreme2032]

Man this makes me feel good about the salad I eat everyday but still feel fat and disgusting after eating

[@ryanluttman1519]

Erm.... maybe go see a psychiatrist? 👀

[@rhettmitchell]

@@ryanluttman1519 I think they know that lmao

[@thejoeyjason]

I can't believe Colleen is doing ALL OF THIS.

[@ashlynbunting3884]

me neither

[@Liziemtrak]

colleen i am in depression and to get over it i am watching Miranda’s videos. Maybe it also works for you? during your mental breakdowns? Maybe... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@kellyl245]

Who is the interviewer? She sounds a lot like Natalie from the Vlog Squad

[@clairebear31]

I think its Colleen

[@enj0ythesiIence]

Colleen

[@Tissuesformyissues]

Miranda: eating food all day and still being skinny Me: drinks a sluchie and gains 10 pounds