Misery was

[@jaxonmourning]

“if you’re miserable, you’re still miserable. gucci gang, gucci gang.” -exurb1a

[@lukes2219]

jackthealienboy I love that part

[@mikaelroed2107]

Where did he say this in the video?

[@lukes2219]

Mikael Roed just watch the video lol

[@monke1987]

Mikael Roed around 8:00

[@kelsierii4747]

Isaiah Schwartz more like 9:00

[@varad3259]

Category : comedy. Do you think my existence is a joke ?

[@lovepeaceisneverguaranteed7385]

Life:Yes

[@bas8792]

Human existence is a joke

[@trinitydeval]

Kazoo Kid no shizzle

[@strangent404a7]

Yes

[@enadopato]

@SolRac the universe could be a whole joke in someone's head and ends when the joke is over BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

[@CSGhostAnimation]

Time for the monthly rewatch.

[@kieranhockey7393]

Right with you brother XD

[@johngiorgas9997]

Spot on dude 😂

[@flemsnacf8347]

ah yes

[@RosarumRosae]

And, as every monthly rewatch, time for the monthly cry for how beautiful it is

[@maskedman6664]

Same

[@sabinebean8972]

bro... you can't just make me cry and then go "what up", that's not fair

[@inanitas]

And the comments man I can't. Now I'm laughing and crying

[@pavelk.2176]

Ah, my monthly subscription of existential crisis has arrived

[@mirkogerrits1200]

Relatable af

[@idcaf]

*crisis

[@Danielle-nh8hf]

you stole my comment! I was gonna say that

[@DemonixTB]

This time filled with hope instead of misery!

[@piefadase]

Hahaha that's so true

[@charliejones3973]

That last section on "was" Was absolutely incredible

[@thesteampunkmachine9077]

*Is* absolutely incredible

[@user-nl9xh8iw4v]

it gave me goosebumps and tears

[@meco3215]

@@user-nl9xh8iw4v Yes me too

[@arcies9286]

gives me tears every time

[@dianabarnett6886]

More like terrifying.

[@rubycooper5922]

parents in 2070: "why are you sad? we genetically engineered you not to be"

[@lifeisagameofknowingyourro6327]

Exactly

[@joshua2atkins772]

why is nobody happy i specifically ordered it

[@opelfopeltoe6088]

Ben Warner sorry to hear that. Some people are lucky and have a great family and some are not so lucky, but no one has to endure their family forever. You can move out eventually and hopefully find meaning and acceptance in other people. Don’t put up with bullshit!

[@rubycooper5922]

Ben Warner remember that you will find people who care about you outside of your family, and you can create your own

[@letsgettosubswithonlycomments]

hm

[@mr.pickleworldbuilding]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the quality of these videos? Every time I watch one of them I feel a certain sense of euphoria. You are amazing my dear British cat loving turtle.

[@anintellectual5068]

Lesson of video: Train transport in Britain is the source of all suffering

[@disgruntledwookie369]

As a Brit - Accurate

[@user-xd4sk4pk7h]

At least we have trains that go places unlike America where you have to drive everywhere

[@stefanschleps8758]

Taxes are beautiful. Pay more.

[@ah-64dapacheattackhelicopt77]

Makes sense

[@anintellectual5068]

Noose.mp4 Indeed

[@andreea6564]

i love that little moment when i start to understand what the titles of his videos mean

[@getango]

You are actually lucky you get to see the original title. For me, KZbin thinks it has to translate many titles including this one. And I can't seem to disable that. Unfortunately the translation is more often than not just garbage :/ Plus: Even if the title was translated correctly, the video is not. So if I couldn't understand the title in the first place, why even send me here under false pretense? What I'm trying to say is, I have no idea what the title of this video is...

[@_thatoneperson_9082]

It’s “Misery Was”

[@dt1-n2f]

I know right? So satisfying when it all makes sense

[@hannahh8119]

@@getango Hell yes!! Why does KZbin do this? It is really annoying. 😒

[@xanthos9641]

literally the only reason i watch his videos is to find out what the titles mean

[@maxladsten8681]

"If ignorance is in our bones, then kindness is in our DNA." This dude reassures my faith in humanity.

[@gessie]

A nice sentiment, but alas, repugnant cruelty is also in our DNA - more so than any other species on the planet.

[@user-pm4yd3cf4p]

@@gessie yes

[@Micha-mj7vg]

Give it back 🔫

[@jefsoete9793]

@@gessie nah, Dolfins are Cruel as fuck

[@lizardlegend42]

@@gessie no, we're the only ones that truly realise it's there, and so the only ones who deliberately attempt to limit it.

[@nin0f]

I swear I've watched this video at least 5 times, and now rewatching it again I'm crying *again* on the “was” part. This is truly a masterpiece, space turtle, I love you and can't thank you enough for what you’re doing

[@starlight4649]

I play the was part when I need a break from the misery

[@xspookszzz]

this guy definitely aced every presentation he did in school

[@pyrokine9538]

Easily

[@paranoidandroid6095]

teacher: you need to make presentation about food little boi exurb1a: *UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING*

[@shrutis]

And gave everyone existential crisis

[@liviousgameplay1755]

Actually he probably failed because he gave his teachers the Misery.

[@Dude-cf8hb]

Boink

[@arquitect1966]

*50 years in the future* When I was your age I had to actually suffer through depression

[@Sombil27]

Yea whatevs gramps *jumps on hoverboard and flies away *

[@Vextrove]

@@Sombil27 assuming we wouldn't have teleporters by then

[@seyyyer]

@@Vextroveyou mean suicide machines? no thank you

[@Vextrove]

@@seyyyer i said teleporters, not suicide machines

[@seyyyer]

@@Vextrove teleporters = suicide machine

[@thestubbz]

i was in tears throughout the whole ‘was’ bit. beautiful writing. unique style of poetry, and informative comedy (?). absolutely gorgeous.

[@nighttimetelevision2969]

Same dude... I was crying at the end...

[@ovoj]

Good to know I wasn't the only one

[@shubhamardak2114]

Humans was the first intellectual species of earth

[@Mel-xz1fe]

@@shubhamardak2114 it's were so it doesn't work ;D

[@shubhamardak2114]

@@Mel-xz1fe ohh...You are right....I am just learning English so that I can understand such video 100%

[@EL-ISS]

"Mortality was ..." I miss you Samantha, it's been almost 3 years and I'm sorry you had to depart so young. I'll see you again, Rest in Peace🕊️

[@Shrek40K]

Who tf is samantha

[@nahtanarcth]

​@@Shrek40K not cool mate, really fckng not cool...

[@Shrek40K]

@@nahtanarcth just asking bru, who the fuck is samanta

[@sanstic]

​@@nahtanarcth 😢

[@Ronobuildstech]

@@Shrek40K "Asshole" was a slang term that was generally used as a derogatory and offensive term to describe a person who behaves in a rude, inconsiderate, or unpleasant manner. It is often used to refer to someone who is intentionally disrespectful, mean-spirited, selfish, or lacks empathy towards others. The term is considered vulgar and impolite in most contexts, and its usage was generally discouraged in formal or polite conversations.

[@alex-wn2cb]

“A tendency towards addiction” *shows picture of gummy bears* I didn’t need such a personal attack

[@jonomoth2581]

@@anib18 yes. Yes.

[@jessmeyer2077]

smallpox was Antivaccer; hold my essential oils

[@zaramomadi5569]

I'M SCREAMING BEST COMMENT

[@voidgirl7811]

XD

[@sadamiamani]

And crystals

[@jorritmorrit]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@theterribleanimator1793]

@Jane Doe thankfully, most oils are not metabolised by the body, they get in, then out. But your worry about allergies is correct, someone can get seriously sick from it, if there werent any already.

[@qwertydavid8070]

Exurb1a is actually an alien god from the 4th dimension

[@rorylynas16]

Fuck off you're not Prime Minister anymore

[@Benjackalope]

Exurb1a uses the same third person language an alien god from the 4th dimension would use.

[@thomasslone1964]

nah, youre just a common stupid head is all

[@arditto6618]

4th ?, more like 10th dimension

[@kenanbaker360]

Ahem, Fifth Dimension "Orb Dannika

[@imenhashim6943]

I have watched this video at least 10 times. I tear up at the end, every time. I can't help stopping what I'm doing and just... sitting there, absorbing the majesty. You're an amazing writer, I just finished the fifth science. It's really good, and interesting. I love the concept of external consciousness. 10/10. I love you!

[@alpha_c.]

ong

[@TheNameIsDiamond]

"A tendency towards addiction..." "A tendency towards addiction..." "A TENDENCY TOWARDS ADDICTION-" (stares at Minecraft in the corner)

[@sossololpipi9633]

*cries happily in enigmatica 2 expert*

[@kkTeaz]

@@benwarner3085 6 hours

[@dOVERanalyst]

Stares at KZbin infront of me

[@centuri6510]

Haha 😂 I actually have minecraft on in the background!

[@alexismedor6182]

*Laughs in league of legends* *Laughs in KZbin*

[@tablekun8690]

There WAS a time when we didn't use genetic engineering to create cat girls

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Sayori will be remembered as the Einstein of catgirls.

[@patrikcath1025]

There was a time when I didn't invent a time machine just to go to the age of catgirls

[@bapabs]

but now those dark times are over, marking the beginning of the ascendance of man

[@miles_ani]

I really hope that I will be alive when your statement becomes a reality :D

[@Volvith]

Yes, and there's a reason we're moving past that, so can we PLEASE JUST GET TO THE CAT GIRLS ALREADY.

[@OutcastAngelV]

"cancer...was..." that line almost had me in tears. I could only imagine a world of "was".

[@MCernoble]

Marshall Kell this is a world of “was”. Everything will eventually become was.

[@h4ppy903]

Exurb1a was...

[@dominickdibart12]

It got me to tear up a little if in being honest

watched it the third time now.. i think crying a little the third time.. i think

[@dogwithacoolhat]

god was an idea of a being that's has control over reality, made the universe, and built mankind in it's image but if god was a real thing they really fucked up by doing that

[@amethyst8399]

never, ever, ever has a youtube video brought me closer to a real tear. Actually probably legitimately one of if not the best piece of writing i’ve ever seen on the internet

[@idk-rl4he]

you should watch more of his

[@TylernsuchPvP]

Wait I'm not supposed to be using this channel for education?

[@theanarkiddie4569]

I know right xD

[@pint7406]

that's just a legal disclaimer. you definitely should.

[@hero9402]

lol yea 😂😂😂

[@ShawVishal]

This sign can't stop me because I can't read

[@michaelhedrick3000]

Rodolpho V.Santoro I didn’t read any of that but I respect your opinion

[@trevorwalden6097]

In case you were wondering, yes, all of his videos are this brilliant and mind-blowing

[@george9057]

One of my favorite channels now.

[@nathanhyman2889]

@@george9057 "always has been"

[@beniaminpalgan2501]

@@george9057 “always has been”

[@brodylockley3141]

@@george9057 “always has been”

[@zakkhan3270]

@@george9057 "always has been"

[@dungeonmastermagisterium3906]

I love how he leaves me in tears and then hits me with "what's up, thanks for sitting through my bullshit" while I'm crying against my bedroom door

[@SlyFireVR]

We love our little existential dread turtle

[@kiralycsavo0]

LOL I almost smashed the screen when he did that... @exurb1a please don't ruin the mood like that 🙏

[@alexmain8457]

I hadn't watched this in a long time but it used to make me feel serene and calm, especially towards the end. At the beginning of this year I started HRT and I felt a bit down today so I decided to watch some old feel good videos. As the end of the video came along I found myself erupting into tears in a way I can't remember doing since I was a kid. It served as a reminder in what have been difficult personal times that we don't know the future, and a lot is uncertain, but there is always bloody-minded determined optimism and that is a very powerful thing. Thank you.

[@Kevin-cm5kc]

But if we get rid of existential crises who will make/ watch exurb1a videos?

[@OneMeInMyself]

‼‼‼

[@mokies7811]

I think thats the point

[@derkiwijoghurt6435]

Me

[@yanihero129]

Exurb1a was...

[@FonteneleNXT]

Do a quick google search on exurb1a and tell me your thoughts on the accusations he is receiving on rape, violence and sexual assault. He has been running from the police for over a year now, I don't think making videos will ever be a problem.

[@andrewblissett2211]

As soon as he started describing the word "was", I made the connection to the title of the video and I started crying. Truly powerful.

[@lovepeaceisneverguaranteed7385]

Well said bud

[@MrBeegs88]

Yeah... well said

[@longboye9935]

Same.

[@nikafilippov1633]

Same here I got full body chills

[@agreenn6101]

same. thought I was the only one cry in the end.

[@casualverse]

Exurb1a uploaded, and for that brief moment of time...... -I wasn't Miserable.- *Misery Was.*

[@jimmyhart5155]

The last part when you said misery “was” I almost cried

[@final-world-tour]

"Measles was..." Anti-vax moms: hold my entitlement.

[@fennoscandianmapping7037]

This joke, like their children, will never get old

[@mikado_m]

You know nothing will be able to take their entitlement

[@machida58]

@@richtigmann1 T H I S

[@deadchannelsnailkiller7088]

@@fennoscandianmapping7037 LOL

[@racoon_in_ankhmorpork]

When I got to the “was” part, I got chills all over my body. What a thrilling idea, what a hopeful and enticing view of the future. I love it so much.

[@thejeaker384]

The world was a beautiful place

[@92brunod]

@@thejeaker384 it never was

[@wilczak5618]

@@92brunod but it will

[@kimono1329]

@@wilczak5618 probably will not

[@NA-AN]

@@kimono1329 Maybe is will be.

[@jdtug8251]

exurb1a: makes one of the best videos, if not the best, on youtube also exurb1a: "What up folks, thanks for listening to my bullshit this month!"

[@mothgyaru3158]

This makes me fall in love with life again

[@sarojkandel3718]

Adds meaning to life

[@theCodyReeder]

This was a good video!

[@OrigEntertainmentOfficial]

This is a good video.

[@CockatooDude]

I know right, such unrelenting optimism directed towards our future is rare to see presented at all on KZbin, much less as intelligently as it has been portrayed here.

[@parkerbradley1052]

I Dig your vids

[@jlistergaming7880]

Cody'sLab of course it was. It was exurb1a!

[@ikemeitz5287]

Dang! you're everywhere!

[@HilariouslyScary]

Wow, can't believe I'm sitting here crying after hearing "misery was"

[@lyricsbythree]

SAME

[@Matt-ki3wb]

SAME

[@stasia2706]

I too, cried. Cancer was............ FUCK

[@fartsstink6522]

HilariouslyScary holyyy shittttt SAMEEE

[@debralucas2224]

@@stasia2706 Sure was! #farkancer

[@NewbyTon]

So no boink? Alright I'm about to head out

[@toutorial_for_live_9530]

@TheSieu oh shit. He really did it

[@d3vitron779]

Did you get your unlimited rice pudding in the future?

[@hailool9118]

@@d3vitron779 I have not sure about him

[@APIC4PINY4L3G]

dude you're like nostradamus

[@jazzburrell8870]

This feels like a movie. Everything is building to one of the most beautifully constructed masterpieces I've ever experienced. I WANT this to be a movie. Misery was. It is the hardest hitting titles I've ever read in my life. I've seen this video 10's of times over the last few years, and for some reason, this time, when the end segment of 'Was' was broken down, I broke into tears.

[@PineapplesPerhaps]

Me: *absolutely sobbing after he says "misery was"* Him: Thanks for sitting through my bullshit! :P

[@causticmain7477]

It ironic and at the same time it is not

[@north_star_yt]

I definitely teared up immediately at that moment.

[@haidengeary8277]

It's our bullshit.

[@tudormuntean3299]

me 2

[@RetroRed101]

You are right on the money. I swear i can't make it through his videos without crying

[@monarchblue4280]

Exurb1a's grandson: I'M FEELING HAPPY Exurb1a: HAVE YOU HEARD OF DEPRESSION SON

[@theanarkiddie4569]

Monarch BLUE I found two of your comments right next to each other...... whoa

[@Chirchy]

Exurb1a: Hi Feeling Happy, I’m granddad

[@lifepreviouslybalanced5743]

The likes are 666 nobody touch it unless another 2 will make it 669 Okeh? Okeh

[@leexcite2903]

@@lifepreviouslybalanced5743 bruh too late its already 980 likes

[@lifepreviouslybalanced5743]

@@leexcite2903 Aww, Ó^Ò so sad.

[@catlamp9894]

Exurb1a: Measles was a hi- Anti-vaxxers: Woah, woah woah. Was?

[@happyfakeboulder644]

👀

[@happyfakeboulder644]

who are you

[@catlamp9894]

whoever you want me to be

[@theemperiumofkek1362]

​@@catlamp9894 my new waifu

[@catlamp9894]

ok nevermind

[@magicalnoodles]

What an amazing video. Thank you for uploading! I believe that misery, like all other mental states regardless needs to exist. When the time comes for humanity to modify itself, a little bit of misery still has to remain. How can you know happiness without experiencing sadness? By the same token, how can you be content, without first experiencing misery? Our mental state would go fully whack without this kind of checks and balances

[@Volvith]

Potential viewer: "So exurb1a, what are your videos about?" exurb1a: "... yes."

[@haoui1864]

Yes

[@Eood04]

Yes

[@Rainadescartes]

Wellllllllllllllllllllllll, then again !

[@ghostfrog4654]

Yes

[@erikmladek]

Yes

[@uhhCrit]

Sometimes I wish I never saw one single video from you... ...then I could watch them all again.

[@chadistan4790]

This is one of my favorite channels

[@andreasstock8539]

good news, you CAN actually watch a video more than once one YT. I have personally watched my favorite videos of this guy over ten times.

[@jjrulez1596]

@@andreasstock8539 but then you don't get the feeling of watching it the first time, you already know how it goes. Good, but not as much as the first.

[@mjc3207]

They got us on the first half, not gonna lie

[@Unterhosegotti]

Thats so accurate

[@Temprist]

every single video you upload gives me goosebumps. this has to be one of the greatest youtube channels out there.

[@maxietheguy2761]

Fugu au cfc

[@trystar3401]

Wholeheartedly agree

[@AnAbsurdExistence]

This comment sums up my thoughts exactly.

[@zsoltvarro4871]

If anyone is wondering, the music between 5:00-8:12 is: Grampy bone - humanizer

[@1evilgsta1]

THANK YOU MAN

[@serioustr]

You're a hero

[@kelleh711]

YOU'RE THE BEST

[@prayushdawda7807]

Not all heroes wear capes!

[@KelnelK]

Exurb1a, you are a master of eliciting the strangest and most euphoric emotions. Each of your videos makes me both laugh diabolically and cry with joy and optimism. Your ideas are beautiful and your ability and drive to share them with the world is beautiful. You're a wonderful human being. Thank you for what you do.

[@horyk13]

wanted to write the same thing but i'm not as good a wordsmith as you are.

[@alisw.239]

@@horyk13 same here

[@woutersportfoliodernicenes2725]

@@horyk13 same situation, my friend

[@MB-vb7nq]

Thank you for this great comment I wanted to thank him but I didn't know what to say so thank you again

[@carsy1725]

I agree

[@redkushpurplehaze]

Wait.. this video didn't leave me with existential dread. Is that allowed? exurb1a are you alright?

[@amirsoleymani2979]

Nah. Just think about how the next generations will be immortal but we won't.

[@skepticmoderate5790]

It did leave me with existential dread because I know I won't be around experience this paradise.

[@joeblazer3429]

@@amirsoleymani2979 Who's to say that?

[@chase_447]

@@skepticmoderate5790 We might be actually. Many believe we will achieve immortality within the next 10 to 50 years.

[@jetmirlekiqi7963]

@@chase_447 many believed we'd have flying by now too haha

[@arthurlecomte8950]

Well, or the Artificial Intelligence will read someday 'Humanity was...'

[@theanarkiddie4569]

OwO

[@lovepeaceisneverguaranteed7385]

Can't wait 😅

[@poopyakuza8891]

u mean beep beep boop boop

[@thelordz33]

Technically, if all humanity was dead, there would be no diseases or misery

[@altaccount3124]

Humanity were stupid and aggressive alcoholics who for some reason inhaled air.

[@danijel022]

I just discovered your channel, got to say cheers mate. Really good delivery , nice selection of subjects, self deprecating humor, decent editing too. Keep up the good work.

[@bgreeny]

survival of the shittest it all makes sense now

[@finley7986]

A wild youtube parasite has appeared

[@demon_xd_]

Seems exactly what a human would do

[@mitchellalexander1581]

If I'm ever woken up early from a broken statis pod on an interstellar shuttle and can't get back to sleep I hope the interactactive ship A.I. is modeled after exurb1a

[@maksimgamuvka4975]

Hope to not be going to upsilon

[@jesuswhy5925]

Zeus will be there for you

[@sorcierenoire8651]

Hes going to give you existential dread and shit jokes like "Why the long fa-

[@joshuah.4496]

I’m afraid I can’t do that Mitchell

[@ethantoth6601]

Oh boy I can't wait to yeet my depression away

[@cloudfluffthecat7236]

Ain't that just the biggest fucking mood

[@ghostplayzbusters]

Y E E T

[@humangarbage6170]

Antidepressants are a mini yeet

[@ficoh634]

i cant wait to yeet my social anxiety, OCD, ADHD and my depression away!

[@Ryocniel]

@@ghostplayzbusters ya-yeet my dudes

[@ruda.adan_sham-hatif]

This is by far one of the best videos on KZbin, no matter what I always find myself coming back here for a rewatch

[@chlopaczekhula3524]

How can something be funny and sad at the same time Answer *exurb1a*

[@b-i-c7969]

Sad, funny and beautiful at the same time=exurb1a

[@sadgiraffe6669]

British humor my friend

[@Alasarey]

Everytime I watch your videos, I enter a weird state of philosophic euphoria. You make some of the most interesting and original content on KZbin. Keep it up!

[@simontjuh64]

@@matthewbennett631 loll

[@dylankornberg4892]

Exurb1a, I know you’ll never read this. I’ve never met you, probably never will, and to be honest, I’m not even sure what your given name is. I’m sure I could find it with some judicious googling, but I kind of like the abstraction of you as a KZbinr rather than the concrete version of you as a person. Never meet your heroes as they say. That I’ll being said, I wanted to, no, I was compelled to write this. The end of this video, the swelling music, the sublime visuals, the cacophony of contrasting voice overs all culminating in the quiet but incredibly powerful sentence beginning with “misery WAS...” is one of the most powerful and moving things I’ve ever had the privilege to enjoy. I’ve been feeling like real shit lately. I’ve always been depressed, and I periodically go through more intense depressive episodes from time to time, but right now I’m in the midst of one of the worst mental shit storms I’ve yet had to endure. I feel like now that I have discovered the truth. That I have discovered life’s perfect equilibrium. And that equilibrium is pure unbridled misery. But your simple suggestion that one day a dictionary might include a passage that starts with “misery was...” not only gave me a vague hope for an unseen future generation, but a concrete hope for a near future that I may one day experience. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I am sitting here on my bed weeping uncontrollably, not just because of this hope, but on a more aesthetic level, I think of the possibility, not too remote, that I may have killed myself last night, which I was seriously considering doing. Had I done that, if nothing else, I would have never got to experience the near religious euphoria I felt when watching this video. Thank you so, so much.

[@lukececil850]

sorry, I'm not Exurb1a, but I just wanted to say please don't kill/ hurt yourself. You're right, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Just open your eyes and you will see all the good in the world, all the good in you.

[@ishannepal3146]

His name is Alex

[@tarundoerga]

Hang in there... I'm sure everyone who watched it felt that same near religious euphoria... Without downs, we wouldn't know what the ups felt like.

[@entrapy6378]

Alex McKechnie

[@shaskola]

One day at the time brother... One day at the time and you could say one day misery was....

[@featherlikescartoons5098]

Imagine how horifying the idea of misery would be to a society that eradicated it. Like, you're sad? All the time??? Awful, horrifying, what the heck? Sure glad that doesn't exist anymore

[@zeethanguo]

This is the content I subscribed for... I mean, I understood like half of it, but it was still beautiful.

[@sid6645]

"Exurba was a prodder of existential dread, a man who lived month by month, stirring up the misery and wonder within his followers on the world wide web..." Imagine reading that in the future. I would cry.

[@andybradley8347]

Jew Adolf hey I’m from the future

[@user6122]

remember me in history

[@diegolovato5522]

isnt it exurbia?

[@khodibritton8368]

Hey I’m from, like, 7 months in the future or something like that. 2020 still sucks but somehow even more than in February.

[@riran6636]

Hi, I'm 1 year ahead into the future. The world is currently a dumpster fire but I think we can manage for 50 more or so years :D

[@TheHadMatters]

Wow! I've been wondering for months what had been missing from my life; but it took a random KZbin recommendation to find it. How could I have forgotten about Toffifee?

[@pmdfan8860]

Laetitian Madhatter what is tofifee

[@wondermittens1844]

nospacito ! Toffee chocolate sweet/candy thing. Never tried it but it sounds good

[@pmdfan8860]

Wondermittens thanks

[@peachl00ps89]

THERES SO MUCH FUN WITH TOFFIFEE

[@tofidu]

Is toffefee created to be a bit addictive

[@Uroboro_Djinn]

Wikipedia: "Measles was..." Antivaxxer mom: "This article won't stop me because I can't read"

[@ozymandias949]

Press F to pay respects to her children.

[@deanmontgomery3615]

@@ozymandias949 F

[@gearwar5114]

F

[@ribriddler8114]

Can't wait for: Wikipedia: "An Antivaxxer was..."

[@andyphu5038]

damn jared 19 got a sex change

[@riksen1518]

I almost shed a tear when I saw an exurb1a video in my subscription box.

[@bdf2718]

And two videos from CGP Grey on the same day! It's a portent. Probably for the end of the world.

[@milanschouten6533]

And Its almost 18 minutes

[@ibrahimkhursheed1022]

exurb1a: smallpox was measles was anti-vax people: nop

[@Kevin15047]

Antivaxers WERE a group of morons who thought they could understand science but couldn't and their lack of understanding combined with their need to feel special caused the return of diseases which were previously almost eradicated. The movement died when the brainless cunts were rightly rounded up and forced to live in a colony in Antarctica. The colony was eventually wiped out by disease.

[@DataOperativeX]

@@Kevin15047 i love this

[@UndeadKIRA]

you mean pro-plague people

[@moisesmatias1125]

Antivaccine believers were a group of people based in a antivaccine idea that was based in total biases and no scientific propositions. Eventually, like flat earth believing people, they gradually diminished, thanks to the evolution, who took care of those who opted for no vaccines and were eventually isolated from the society, because of the risks they represented, or the human knowkedge of generations, who by achieving more knowledge, got better and greater scientific knowledge and abandoned old superstisions based on their shadows of fear, which they discovered, were nothing at all.

[@mosesmarlboro5401]

Sometimes, the only thing keeping me from ending it all is the possibility that if I stay alive long enough, I may one day exist in a future like this.

[@nataliaborys1554]

Me, 150 years old: You know, back in my day, many people committed suicide out of unending misery My genetically modified great-great-grandchildren: Ok boomer.

[@A_bizzare907]

Underrated comment

[@kunjutt2435]

OK zoomer*

[@grandmacat406]

You dead before 70

[@pedroocm]

ok doomer

[@JagoombaTV]

@Lakshh Taneja gottem

[@MrMolotow97]

Your videos are so good, they help me get over my Vsauce addiction

[@lichtbrechunggg]

And the current lack of the later...

[@MrMolotow97]

@@lichtbrechunggg ja man :/

[@makebelievekingg]

The end gave me goosebumps, I wish that in a few years all diseases will be defined in “was” and not “is”, and I’m very glad you defined misery as one of them, this is truly a masterpiece and I’m thrilled for your book to arrive!

[@ArtML]

This Video goes to the cemetery of your hopes, digs out the corpses, takes samples of DNA, goes back to the lab, removes all genetic imperfections, enhances positive traits 10x and brings all of them back to life! PS: Hopefully, with no side effects :D

[@jeffmarton9224]

the part of natural immunity from viruses and bacteria developed over millions of of co-existence is not even considered when messing with the genetic code frankenstein. great video for a surefire way to wipe out all species from the planet. please get some clue before proposing such a thing in order to not feeling bad occasionally.

[@gillhewerfamily6550]

@@jeffmarton9224 ok. :)

[@yummydragon8533]

It wouldn't really be "you" they bring back to life though would it? As you said, they'd take a sample of your DNA, not all of it. Meaning the rest of the DNA is produced from somewhere else. So what they're doing is creating a perfect copy of you, pretending that it's you. But it isn't you. It's a copy of you. It kind of reminds me of his video on teleporters.

[@grasshopper8901]

​@@yummydragon8533 what if you were dead and then regain awareness of the new body? You would know that it was you, but no one else could probably say the same. Kind of like one of the theories of teleportation. As your atoms are broken apart and transported to a new location, can anyone confirm with certainty that this newly created body houses your original awareness? Only you would know, or not, as you may be dead.

[@mitch5944]

@jeffmarton9224 hence why scientists are being extremely careful lmao. We already have the tech, that's a fact. They are just working on making it as low risk as possible which is gonna take very long, but doesn't change the fact that this process will likely save billions of lives. Yeah it's obviously risky as fuck but thats why it's in the hands of the smartest of us.

[@ethanteige]

Exurb1a: was must be the most lovely word in the English language... Me: *sobbing my fucking eyes out* The music choice was absolutely perfect

[@tylercrum]

Hey, just in case you'd like it, here's a link to the music. I stumbled on it by accident, and hearing it immediately made me come and watch this video again! Enjoy! kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6O3c2WvbMeFipY

[@michaelmishler3057]

Tyler Crumrin thank you thank you thank you! I’ve been looking for this since the day the video came out!

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's fact: 4% of the sand on Normandy beach is made up of shrapnel from D-Day that has broken down.

[@safir2241]

Ninja Go fuck yerself

[@ethanhong3433]

^

[@edagulhan8882]

Normandie

[@arcticsaxifrage1000]

*oh*

[@Luniy5_]

you are first congrats

[@Emperatordaniel]

When exurb1a uploads: suicide rates drop to 0% popcorn sold out world wide Wars end

[@tilberin]

Two days later: The world has been restored to its previous state

[@Peppy2975]

It's true but then we all go about our day after like nothing happened and we learned nothing, such as the wild beasts we are

[@evillimbo8472]

I think suicide rates go up to 50% not drop to 0

[@kyo250996]

It drops to 0 because peoples who wanted to suicide, died the second the video uploaded.

[@maurocastrocamargo8115]

Pornhub viewership drops to 0%

[@wyaboo]

I've watched this too many times to count, but every time he gets to the 'was' part i tear up. Every time.

[@bob_bub]

Fuck man, as someone who lost a best friend to cancer, the words "cancer was" definitely gave ME and my heart a collective roundhouse kick.

[@zizo5349]

Sorry for your loss. I hope you, and your friend are now in better places.

[@mightyelf2660]

@@zizo5349 english was

[@zizo5349]

@@mightyelf2660 thanks for pointing it out, I fixed it. I owe you one.

[@ZapoleanMarketingMedia]

Sorry for your loss

[@vastly]

"If you're miserable, you're still miserable.. Gucci Gang Gucci Gang" 😂😂😂

[@spookyboi6219]

Vastly words of a true genius

[@vee9933]

😂😂i use emoji’s because i dont have any actual words to say😂😂

[@vastly]

@@vee9933 i quoted what he said and the 😂 was my reaction, the quote was my statement since it fas a funny take away. You good fam?

[@LOfficial55]

Gucci Misery

[@TheFPSman1]

Let me start my critique by saying that no other singular channel on youtube occupies more slots in my favorites playlist than you, no other channel has made me experience such a vast and powerful array of emotions, and it’s wonderful. That being said, you really should have let the silence after you read the future definition of misery persist for about 10 seconds or so longer before you jumped into the book thing.

[@NaoshikuuAnimations]

Thought exactly the same That silence was too good to break

[@152JLS]

That silence brought me to tears

[@Larg_Man]

I'm thinking the exact same thing. I've been on KZbin for longer than I should have been and in all these years I don't think I've ever come across a channel with videos this powerful. Coming from someone not particularly emotional at all

[@williamflesher8705]

One of my best friends was a big fan of yours, exurb1a. This video cuts right to the core of why he's no longer with us. I wish he'd made it to see it.

[@williamflesher8705]

It's been 4 years since I first saw this video, and it's taken me until now to realise I hadn't processed this thought.

[@lowpolypineapple1086]

3:14 Just imagine how much it would hurt to hit your elbow eye...

[@porpyy7043]

When you hit your elbow eyes, and the timestamp is pi, that's amore.

[@elg-c612]

idk dude. probably less than hitting your funny-bone

[@ianukytd2852]

Oi stop that just had me cringe😂😂😂

[@joecullimore324]

@@porpyy7043 This needs more appreciation

[@Resolv3]

No

[@DrdrGames]

The “was” scene was so beautiful. I almost cried.

[@virterisvirteris856]

this was a good comment.

[@halpointon6085]

I welled up

[@wheatfat]

I teared up, not gonna lie.

[@natalacand162]

Ahh, my dose of existential crisis

[@alexlawson4173]

This one actually made me feel a bit hopeful.

[@Ctrl_Alt_Elite]

@@alexlawson4173 same I found this video to be more positive than others

[@yeahoh2222]

Yep

[@natalacand162]

Yes, it was a bit more hopeful but there are many ways you can fuck up genetics

[@banjaxedw.7880]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@gordonfrommalmak]

The Fith Science is a great book! I haven't finished it yet but the stories and the writing style are amazing! Edit: Just finished it and it was an amazing journey. When you finally close the book it feels like you need a nap.

[@frankcowan6625]

I must say the ending with the "was" is just beautifully done. I started to cry. I love you

[@Allstar-yl1ek]

I see the damned onion ninjas got you too ;P That really was something... wonderful.

[@Thisispow]

The presentation of your videos are outstanding. The soundtrack and visuals match together so well and of course even if you don't have the voice of Morgan Freeman your writing/speech is the best part. It's sophisticated subjects yet you turn it simple so some of us dimwits can understand and you add humor and analogies to make it more coherent. I genuinely enjoy your videos, such high quality.

[@eye9359]

This was more wholesome than your other videos. thank you.

[@Tresquall]

I return to this video whenever my heart needs to exhale. Today was another such day.

[@Tresquall]

Back again. I've lost count of how many times I've seen this...

[@Roshen_Nair]

"Good ol' survival of the shittest" XD I love this channel!

[@lovepeaceisneverguaranteed7385]

Lol

[@lorrainej4308]

The ending was so powerful, and now I’m sitting on my bedroom crying. Thanks for giving me a little hope in such a grey world, exurb1a

[@user-rc7oz6th2f]

gray*

[@user-rc7oz6th2f]

@@_knightsbane_3615 uh British people 🤷

[@_knightsbane_3615]

@@user-rc7oz6th2f Also Canadians

[@JesterTop]

Right there with you.

[@HectorLopez-do3st]

@DerpToni616372 gay

[@Kisarada]

Dang that ending was something else "Misery was-" That honestly made me smile a bit and probably almost made me shed a tear This is probably the most inspired I've been from watching a video (which isn't even supposed to cheer you up in the first place, I think)

[@franfran160]

He’s a philosopher, offering new perspectives and inspiring us with hope for the future💕

[@aidenfoxx5828]

The last bit is always what gets me. It's like: here. Have this existencial crisis at the start and at the end, cry your eyes out for hope.

[@dtinagliastudios]

you are the best content creator on this platform.

[@Tensho_C]

one of the best. nothing is absolute, and everything is just personal opinions.

[@hoodiel1457]

bro your videos give me types of chills i didnt know existed

[@FonteneleNXT]

Exurb1a is currently a fugitive of the dutch police and has been on the run for a little over a year. He is being accused by his ex gf of sexual assault and rape and there are several proof on videos and text messages between them. Do a quick google search on exurb1a if you wish to know more.

[@zinzorius313]

@@FonteneleNXT Shit, i knew he was accused but i didn't know he was a fugitive. Would you mind sharing some sources that says he's a fugitive? BTW i'm not trying to defend him i just didn't know that he was a fugitive.

[@burdlo4687]

@@zinzorius313 Do a Google search on it, there's a woman who shared her story. It's actually not that hard to find, but people just cover it up really well.

[@burdlo4687]

@@zinzorius313 Sorry here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKvWaYd7h7CapM0

[@hoodiel1457]

@@FonteneleNXT that doesnt mean that he cant make good videos

[@christsetsis765]

I've seen this video 10 times (not in a row) and it always leaves me with a tear in my eye. A tear of joy, ~Thank you

[@josephquiseng3885]

Chris Tsetsis I’ve seen all of his videos more than 10 times I think...

[@lilyballotjones2486]

It leaves a waterfall on my face

[@bennielopez4981]

@@josephquiseng3885 Everytime something bad happens I watch this video, And then we'll be okay, and Sleep is just death being shy. Just something about them helps me cope.

[@fearlesspigs]

200 years from now, a child will stumble upon this video and wonder about what the hell the man's talking about.

[@mitch5944]

Fr they are gonna be like "cancer?" "Mortality" what's all that" 😅😅😅 and thats pretty awesome. If we don't fuck up like REALLY bad of course haha.

[@Nobody-fk9lw]

The moment he said "Misery was" I just teared up. Wtf

[@brokenearth7079]

Me too bro

[@josemanuelfuentesdelpozo9572]

so did I

[@leonardtinsley6205]

Dude it happens almost every time

[@lunaballuna]

It always gives me goosebumps everytime I hear it

[@dolphin5177]

this but for the video "we are the last humans left."

[@icewink7100]

I can't wait to read "Coronavirus was"

[@rtg5881]

Viruses were. Its not one virus and weve had them around and knew about them for many decades, dont know why youd want to get rid of them, they are all fairly harmless and getting rid of them would require actions with negative economic consequences so, can we not?

[@rtg5881]

@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread What does accuracy have to do with being "smart" and why the heck are you so agressive? But, yes, i will occasionaly know something about medicine better than a medical professional with much more than a full decade of medical expertise.Being in a field doesnt make you omniscient about it. There are conditions ive researched in great detail, from the most recent full studies on them to individual case studies from hospitals in india.

[@rtg5881]

@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread What do medical professionals even have to do with this? Im talking to some randos on the Internet. I havent attacked anyone and no, im not "smarter" (whatever exactly you mean by that, thats a fairly unspecific term) than anymone, never said i am. As for intelligence though, ive been tested when i was in a psychological clinic. All i can say is that the IQ test they did only goes to 130 and its above that. But thats got nothing to do with intelligence, a medical professional isnt neccessarily intelligent. Hes just supposed to roughly know enough about medicine to send you to the expert thats able to help you for the most part. If im a cancer patient, ill for sure know more about cancer and my situation than a psychologist, if i suffer lifelong clinical depression ill sure know more about that than an oncologist. Like how arrogant are you to assume omniscience of anyone?

[@rohansingh2147]

Brownskikuca Garlic Bread just ignore him dude

[@rtg5881]

@@rohansingh2147 Yeah thatd be best. Wouldnt have expected such antiscientific sentiments here though.

[@roddy8249]

"If you are using this video for educational purposes, then you must be absolutely bonkers" Pffft... *Stops taking lecture notes*

[@jorry1992]

So this is not on the test?

[@mokies7811]

@@jorry1992 just write it down so the surprise quiz is not so surprising

[@roddy8249]

@@mokies7811 I think you're onto something there

[@roddy8249]

@@catnium Well I mean partly, however, channels such as these are also great as they teach younger people to expand their mind and delve deeper into certain topics. Of course don't take everything on the internet at face value, but it's interesting to watch, and you can always research afterwards. Glad you found it so funny though :D

[@kyleh6173]

This comment has me cracking up. Thanks you other human :)

[@fluffy100]

*causally turning on his videos to fight my depression*