There's No Such Thing As Orange

[@vontabi]

*"Orange is sus"* Orange :

[@OneMeInMyself]

Next level comment

[@OneFingerYT]

And now I shall play Among Us. That is how association works.

[@zarrowthehorse]

make the among us comments stop

[@casecao8412]

@@SpinoAesthetics Our reality is the impostor.

[@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc]

AAAAnnnd the comment of the year goes tooooo!

[@alienlizardqueen8748]

This guy is singlehandedly keeping stock image companies in business.

[@BigBoss-jq4su]

True

[@dogcreator7439]

Nice.

[@grousewithakeyboard]

Probably pirates them.

[@LavroseRovender]

@@grousewithakeyboard how would he?

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

And thoughty2

[@Yiffbait]

I'd like to see this man's google search history.

[@benhart6438]

*In ted voice* "OH GOD THERES SO MUCH POOORRRRNNN!!!"

[@cxsmetic2233]

Prolly a thesaurus

[@MizziSolo]

KADYN THA G or cat pics yea?

[@ayanoitami7163]

Samee

[@abadonanariunaite633]

stock images robotic pictures of eyes rotating plate of chocolate gif videos of sunsets videos of oramge sunsets orange sunset video advanced society tall buildings scifi HD image weed prices in bulgaria vs serbia gif of rakija rakija gif glass of rakija rakija eye robot eye futuristic eye stock images futuristic eye HD gif no watermark colours colours splashing together gif many colours splashing together gif humans and robots dancing cooking video

[@thejakey46]

POV: You're trapped in a house party bathroom with a man on cocaine who won't stop talking

[@BigShippy0]

NO, PLEASE!! I don't want to be depressed anymore!

[@wolfgangvallick5666]

This is the best encounter with another human I would ever have.

[@cosminfetcu7893]

@@wolfgangvallick5666 300iq gang here

[@Xwansier]

@@wolfgangvallick5666 found this guy on cocaine in the bathroom at a house party.

[@theinnerwaffle5887]

I never went to a party with you.

[@meganscott96]

"For all we could explain sound, we had no idea how it became music" is an absolute BANGER of a line

[@birk3106]

Man I love that line, my eyes get watery everytime I hear it. This mans writing is so beautiful

[@meganscott96]

@@birk3106 yes! he casually just writes words that change my life and acts like it's nothing

[@TheSentientCloud]

Pythagoras would like a word

[@Khim_0129]

"The heart is a machine, there's no wizards in your spleen" - exurb1a, 2020

[@Justme-fz1ng]

No one commented and this comment got 700+ likes.

[@ezra6094]

bars

[@lesterkim4427]

Daily reminder that exurb1a is an @bus1ve r@p1st and he admitted it. Here is the proof: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXO1pHmdmpx0a6M

[@SupeHero00]

@@lesterkim4427 He admitted for being aggressive at most... You should watch her other videos

[@lesterkim4427]

@@SupeHero00 And then? That does not excuse the fact he raped her. He will be brought to justice and pay the crime he committed!

[@Rindew]

This guy just made me nostalgic about tomorrow

[@blizzard1198]

@I'd like to eat blades of grass bruh just stop

[@ianvelarde8517]

@@blizzard1198 why should he? The truth must be known!

[@harshpal5848]

@I'd like to eat blades of grass you can get sued for defamation tho

[@The.Queen.Cat.]

this is like a dream that predicted what happened when you woke up

[@aquate9637]

@@yourfellowhumanbeing2323 there is not much proof though, I don't want this to be another Johnny Depp case.

[@bukler3934]

Everyone always asks "Why Orange?" But none ever asks "Orange are you ok with having a turtle with a space shell talk shit about you for like 17 minutes? What do you mean yes?"

[@avani_tak]

I feel you orange...its gonna be fine

[@Mathieu_soDjo]

You're putting into words that strange feeling I had when I was a kid and asked a teacher WHY I was only me and how I could know that my experience of something was the same as someone else. And he just said that it was a really weird and stupid question. I felt dumb and made myself forget about those questions for years until I started philosophy in high school. You're making me remember all that and I strangely like it.

What a shitty teacher. I had similar ones and similar questions. I nowadays hope that they would have kept me curious. Well, i am still curious but there is part of my life when it all disappeared and i had to find it yet again…😢

[@marcushunt1414]

Never let go of the part of u that asks questions my friend, it's one of our deepest instincts to do so.

[@oracle372]

Literally me like why am I only experiencing myself if everyone else is alive like me why am I not every human at once

[@birk3106]

@@oracle372Maybe you are

[@oracle372]

@@birk3106 That is true, it occurred to me recently that it's possible that I'm every human at once, but I don't "remember" being any other person, because my brain is physical even if my consciousness isn't and my brain is the thing storing memories, if that makes sense.

[@purpleflyingpenguin5]

Exurb1a is just a human reading what the cat wrote down after it smokes all of the weed.

[@shilpadawkhare7943]

THIS!

[@lesterkim4427]

DAILY WARNING: Pieke (Ex-girlfriend of exurb1a) had been RAPED by EXURB1A and he ADMITTED IT! VIDEO PROOF: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXO1pHmdmpx0a6M (Notice how he affirmatively nods to the response made by pieke)

[@griladude8461]

@@lesterkim4427 bruv ths is so fake it's funny

[@griladude8461]

@@lesterkim4427 it's like not even him his voice is different

[@lineage2istherevolution70]

Lester Kim im sure that if it is real then he REALLY appreciates you commenting it. What u trying to do eh?

[@purplejaguar6614]

i love how he singled out orange. like nothing is real, but most importantly, ORANGE isnt.

[@alguemacabecomomeusofrimen5067]

Orange is just light brown

[@consciousquinn]

@@alguemacabecomomeusofrimen5067 pink is just light red

[@thepencilfromjohnwick3938]

Orange is my fav color...this mad man is ruining my favorite color.,.

[@consciousquinn]

@@stephenhutchins7385 i was thinking more of light pink, but yeah, i guess youre right

[@AbsoluteHuman]

Fun fact. There wasn't a word for this colour in English until oranges were discovered.

[@MafagamerDE]

"UNTIL NEXT TIME" Why does this sound like a threat

[@Joshuaend]

Because the next upload will probably be on 2021.

[@loYolVibes]

I'm dying laughing because I read the comment as he said it 🤣

[@MeansofIntrigue]

Because it sounds like a threat.

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

Everything he says is a threat and i love it

[@ManLikeHOLO]

Sounds sus could be the imposter

[@hollowjr485]

Hearing him talk feels like he’s spent so long searching for a deeper understanding to the things around him he hasn’t even realized how beautiful his mind already is

[@Αποστολία-ω6ι]

Bro- why was that so beautiful?

[@roy04]

Technology Connections: There’s no brown, it’s just dull orange exurb1a: There’s no orange

[@user_rKChwLeBqKYyurEfiSLFmCBNC]

1 year later: there's no color

[@mrtalos]

I'm not the only one who has seen both videos then

[@pianojay5146]

Computerphile: Atoms are colorless

[@Canal10000]

@@user_rKChwLeBqKYyurEfiSLFmCBNC The whole point with "There's no orange" is that "There's no color"

[@alvarezkentalfe521]

@@mrtalos I have; this was actually my first thought once seeing this

[@dabelli3818]

"Our brain is the most complex thing in the universe" - our brain

[@nebble58]

Self-centered if you ask me

[@thepacific2933]

holy shit that ego

[@DArK-xj8lr]

- our brain

[@dinamosflams]

Well It IS the only thing in the universe that was able to make this phase in the First place

[@kimochi5009]

The universe is the most complex thing in the universe. - me

[@catoticneutral]

Feburary 2020: brown is just dark orange October 2020: THERE IS NO ORANGE

[@FinetalPies]

Brown is just orange with context

[@HouseGurke]

I see, you are watching Technology Connections

[@shononoyeetus8866]

And so there is no brown

[@HelloTVfun]

orange is just light brown

[@SerbanTeodorescu]

I invented with my daughters a name for a weird color on cars while driving to school and back: brorange. :)

[@brianbethea3069]

Bolero was such a good choice of music for this. It's such an exploration of (tone) color, plus I personally see Bolero as a very "orange-y" kind of piece to begin with. Also, the steady build to a raucous conclusion fits perfectly with the way you typically build to the (nearly) shouty bits. And you did so well to build your commentary right along with the music. I can't even begin to imagine how long it took to get your pacing to sync up just right with it, but it was definitely worth it.

[@hughcollard262]

You've just summed up what I learnt in 3 years at University studying Cognitive Sciences in 16 minutes... I feel cheated out of £27k

[@aquate9637]

Sorry man...

[@endgamez7621]

Shit...

[@ruud6828]

Must feel bad that we all learned the same for free

[@DblTap317]

@@ruud6828 that was what he said. Now you're taking credit for his joke. Poor guy.

[@AverageAnnusEnthusiast]

@@DblTap317 Bruh, chill

[@noah_pulpo]

At this point most videos are just: We don't understand this thing, someday we will, cats are awesome. And I love it.

[@jothompson470]

Finally, my dose of existentialism

[@aoaoaaoaoao889]

Monthly*

[@fredericktrabonpa5327]

Cheers

[@ThatEnthusiast]

Hello everyone, this YOUR daily dose of EXISTENTIALISM

[@jothompson470]

ReconZero my favorite reply I’ve ever gotten

[@vontabi]

@@ThatEnthusiast I was about to comment the exact same thing lol

[@Chopped_Liver]

The fact that my brain itself can't comprehend how the fuck it converted electric impulses into colour orange tell a lot about my brain

[@eric.bradley]

Well put toothpaste

[@senqui]

The brain understands it, but the part of the brain that's 'you' does not.

[@alpharius1497]

​@@senqui eh, it depends on how you decipher 'understand' do plants 'understand' how they turn light into sustenance? Or do they just *do* yk?

[@pizzleynoir]

Brain: *turns light waves of certain frequencies into the color orange* Also brain: "I have no idea how I did that 🙂"

[@jebshere]

It’s also been a surreal thought to me that we are just atoms trying to understand itself.

[@aramaxes4802]

"If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't." -Emerson Pugh

[@samma3924]

so which one are we?

[@jade.shepherd9262]

Samm A my exact thoughts

[@cowlinator]

Good thing we have non-human brains to study

[@avani_tak]

OH MANNN

[@SirNyanPanda]

@@cowlinator Yeah, it only makes sense to start with simplier beings and gradually expand our knowledge

[@xytez3452]

Me who is colorblind: Yes, yes I know.

[@brockscanlan8891]

I felt that. I can see orange find it’s just ugly and is knockoff orange

[@brockscanlan8891]

Red

[@livethefuture2492]

you know i am pretty sure there are devices out there that can allow you to see color.

[@livethefuture2492]

i think its a sort of implant, that stimulates the signals associated with color directly into your brain, and as a result you can see color.

[@MrDylanm842]

Ha, imagine not seeing colour properly. What a loser

[@zookkkk]

This dude really just explained orange out of existence

[@sirsanti8408]

No the point is you can’t explain orange

[@zookkkk]

Huh, interesting, I shoulda made a joke about that!

[@maso5451]

@@sirsanti8408 he cant explain it therefor it does not exist. Listen to what he is saying. he is just saying orange is a human construct that our brain well... Constructs. not that you cant explain it. It exists to us! just not anything else because we compute it as such. get it?

[@cosmophile7663]

@@maso5451 exactly bruh.... Colour, taste,hot/ cold doesn't exist outside our mind ... Our mind 🧠 create this as illusion...

[@OptimusPrimordial]

When I was a sprout a teacher explained that white was an effect of all light being present and black being the absence of light. (I.e. all wavelengths being either reflected or absorbed by the object in question, then interpreted by chemicals in our brains) When I understood it occurred to me that the only substance that could be defined as light either present or absent was light itself. Like my peers discovering santa does not exist this idea that black and white simply do not exist outside of this inexact individual interpretation of a substance that itself is invisible without something to bounce off of in the first place... changed me forever. I was in 3rd grade art class the day I was born, and it was a very long time indeed before I learned I had not been born into the world alone. It would have been a comfort if anyone else had been distressed by this with me, so i could indulge a panic attack that had to instead be obediently stamped out without anyone noticing. They all seemed mad to me quietly pretending to listen because it did not matter to them that everything they saw was a sloppy faximile of what might really be in front of them. I had monsters under my bed and now there was no way to know for sure that I hadn't seen them.

[@saigonotsuki]

I love how this channel makes me pass through a existential dread just to end feeling light and grateful for simply existing in this world.

[@RustyMrRoboto]

"Why the fuck is orange!" Given the above quote this might come across as sarcastic, but seriously this dude is the best writer I've ever listened to. I can listen to his 16min video 100 times and find something remarkable about it each listen through. Literally my favorite youtuber!

[@melodydiffractionem6123]

Same but

[@thorodinson6649]

Jeez does he taste good?

[@theWrestlingDogs]

@@thorodinson6649 perhaps

[@dogcreator7439]

Nice.

[@chickenburger.]

@@thorodinson6649 hmm

[@CeapaCoolOfficial]

Ok but why does this video have so many toilets And why am I crying

[@DementeD-np6lc]

hi verified person

[@Manimanocas]

Because why not

[@livethefuture2492]

the toilet is the thinking chair, you often get the craziest ideas while sitting on it.

[@LXproject]

I cried too, it's ok

[@Matty442]

@@livethefuture2492 I dont think I've ever thought of anything valuable on the toilet lol

[@davidmcelligott7812]

“Why the fuck is orange”- my favourite quote of all time

[@verbiobtz]

yes.

[@ventithedrunk9506]

I can hear Drax from guardians of the galaxy say this under his breath while staring at couples make out

[@Smol_Schan]

i swear exurb1a is a fucking god that's trying to nudge civilisation along

[@oj818]

@@Smol_Schan nope he just proved he is a human

[@MrSqurk]

As a Ginger. This is racism.

[@zikpin]

I honestly think KZbin needs more creators like you. You are one of those, who make premium KZbin stuff. You deserve far more subs than you currently have. Thank you for not only making our days with your humor, but also educating us and most importantly motivating us👏👏👏💞💞

[@S0nya09]

🎉

[@Blate1]

I love exurb1a’s videos because they relieve the stress and worries of my day-to-day life by replacing them with all-encompassing existential dread.

[@parishna4882]

This !!! it was an extremely welcomed video. from sauntering around colours and experience, to existential meaningless and nothingness, to joyous hope, to an abstract ending where even god would have put a full stop, rather than an exclamation mark.

[@SusannaSaunders]

I'm right at home! I've had a life long existential crisis! Vincent Van Gogh did this for me at the age of 9 back in 1972. Now of course, we have the Internet and social media to fulfill this role. PS... I hate social media! PSS... I have always hated life too but I didn't get a vote on what my parents got up to.

[@gameseeker6307]

👌🥰😍☺️👍

[@parishna4882]

@Carl Kirchhoff alleged and by a synaptic freak of nature. go judge elsewhere.

[@ksalarang]

Couldn't relate more

[@VOLAIRE]

Why would you give orange an existential crisis like this?

[@Exurb1a]

IT WAS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

[@sirapple589]

exurb1a Were you in a debate together?

[@thenut6524]

Orange you glad you made this then?

[@kaustubh_2703]

@@Exurb1a understandable have a nice day 👉🏻

[@MsJoshisfat]

@@Exurb1a You should had asked. Hey whats wrong? Mind telling me why you're looking at me like that? Tell me your story m8. But instead we now we have this great video.

[@baka8648]

how tf are you able to create such high quality content without burning out? I've never seen a channel with so many unique and interesting videos, with information that I've never heard about. Some sort of crack I've never heard of?

[@jauxro]

Copious amounts of chocolate, of course

[@troII69]

if you enjoy this type of content you might like mikasacus :D his older videos remind me of exurb1a

[@myth3171]

@@troII69 I second this--highly reccomend his series' called "the dot" and "the dot r" to anyone else reading this

[@troII69]

elite_ vouch. his music is so underrated as well ^^

[@hunszaszist]

His secret is making videos about burning out after he's come out of it.

[@WhyForWhatNow]

Your videos are so jam packed with thought provoking quotes and comedy that they feel twice as long as they actually are. And I still want more Cannot truely express how brilliant this channel is. You make me laugh and question reality simultaneously. "We're the only food that enjoys food" is an existential pondering wrapped in a comedy blanket

[@AllanBrink]

I wish Exurb1a did public speeches as well- Imagine saying all these things in front of an audience? It would almost be a new artform

[@zumbagolumbago8055]

Many of these things have actually been said in front of a live audience before: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5m1mad8e82BsLM But yeah, it would be cool if Exurb1a did public speeches.

[@megamikiful3651]

it's more poetry than science but yeah..

[@setrex-7762]

philosophy, you mean?

[@im.95]

Omg yea so true I wish too

[@scarecrow9027]

I would love to see that.

[@Dudeman]

mommy, the depression turtle is saying weird words to me again

[@kukulroukul4698]

good one!

[@minaise]

Haha, nice 👌

[@residentkane]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ what does this have to do with the comment though?

[@damianocasula4713]

you are the perfect comment

[@kukulroukul4698]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ poetry yes. but science adequacy is even better! so yes exurb1a is our champ. we might gettin something usefull upon him after his tormented soul gives in , in paines. WHO knows! xd

[@DodgeThatAttack]

me thinking hes gonna talk about how orange is a different shade of brown: him: *ASPARAGUS PEE*

[@Tonatsi]

DodgeThatAttack “Satan’s taint”

[@youuruyyeiyueyey5154]

Well actually brown is orange but darker

[@koibubbles3302]

DodgeThatAttack same man

[@simeondermaats]

Alec from Technology Connections would like to know your location.

[@aidancanoli]

Lolol fr

[@traganchambers6465]

Returning to this video three years after I watched it on the day it came out, it's funny to me just how much this video clearly motivated and planted the seed for my decision to study neuroscience as a career without me realizing it.

[@sureblo2124]

I hope u stick to it. So u can help find out what the hell consciousness is

[@KingKae7]

​@@sureblo2124asking what consciousness is is like asking what is is..

[@OrcusTrek]

What's the progress mate ??

[@QuestionEverythingButWHY]

“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.” ― Jeffrey Cranor

[@parishna4882]

I'm not writing a story about anyone else, tbh. What casueth this but wilfull wretchednesse, if al is lost for lack of stedfastnesse?

[@jbetfifty5904]

@@parishna4882 sorry i am slightly retarded could you say that in simpler terms?

[@zax1998LU]

​@Sandcastle • assuming there's only our universe

[@seanmijares4569]

*ASPARAGUS PISS*

[@marialawal7449]

I'd say death is the end of consciousness. Since our cells die daily.

[@dovahkiin3379]

" if the human mind was so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't"

[@kurage_medusa]

What about four dimensional people, they would be much smarter but their brains would be even more complex

[@kirsten760]

facts

[@hyunsunggo855]

Sounds cool but lacks evidence and very pseudoscience-y.

[@gabrielbuarque332]

whos this quote from?

[@allocater2]

@@kurage_medusa The four dimensional people have to confine themselves to only understanding human brains. We have to confine ourselves to only understand worm brains.

[@Chad_Thundercock]

"The meat does the thinking, sir." "The meat?" "The meat, sir".

[@ToriKo_]

Is this from The Truth?

[@DimitriosDenton]

You're asking me to believe in sentient meat?

[@dog9302]

This from "They are made of meat" by Terry Bisson give it a read its only one page and its about aliens being fucking horrified that we are entirely made of meat. www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html

[@LeeAnnC]

I always try to recommend "They're Made of Meat" to most new people i meet that show any sign at all they enjoy sci-fi. Another good one is "What will football look like in the year 17776" www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football (it's great, even if you hate football I swear it's interesting)

[@DeadReckon]

"Meat... Made the machines..." "That's ridiculous... Meat can't make machines..." kzbin.info/www/bejne/baW2lHSvg8aFmrM

[@thisguyispeculiar]

"I should worry less." "I should worry more!" *story of my life*

[@Trixiethegoldenwitch]

Maybe you'll never find love, but I found it in this video. Never stop finding new ways to say the same shit, I need to keep hearing it from someone who sounds sciencier to stay sane

[@V01DIORE]

Yeah it’s called woke wanky.

[@anthonyhernandez4266]

Hey i never thought id see you here. This is so weird. But im glad we have similar taste. I genuinely enjoy fire up me now btw.

[@a7med5aled40]

It's like his third video he mention consciousness in it, and still i am getting surprised every time he says the same shit

[@sirmathias8852]

You have to stay optimistic or indifferent and just find things that make you happy. It allows you to live a happy life

[@leof8887]

@@a7med5aled40?wait what

[@lolsflint7598]

Me to the wizard in my spleen: "Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about."

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

Faks tho

[@NotSoNormal1987]

Mine has 2 wizards

[@snnr2138]

Today’s episode of “Exurb1a gets annoyed about something then talks about life” we have: Orange, chocolate, and asparagus piss

[@crowsoto9612]

asparagus pee sauna

[@lesterkim4427]

DAILY WARNING: Pieke (Ex-girlfriend of exurb1a) had been RAPED by EXURB1A and he ADMITTED IT! VIDEO PROOF: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXO1pHmdmpx0a6M (Notice how he affirmatively nods to the response made by pieke)

[@Himhimhimhimhimhimhim]

Bro how is your content so goddamn moving It's actually poetic and beautiful what you say Please keep going

[@Chris_winthers]

It moved me toward the conclusion that nothing matters so im gonna Rob the royal mint of spain

[@andreiapopei2633]

but the real question is: how does Exurb1a's mother not like his books.

[@QS1597]

Was she the woman on the bus????

[@pikachu4633]

@@QS1597 I don't think he'd be a likeable person at all.

[@udbhavshrivastava]

@@QS1597 wait what bus when did we saw his mom ?

[@kennethirgendwas4616]

@@udbhavshrivastava i dont know either why dont you just buy his books though? Maybe you'll find a hint or something.

[@solar173]

Pika Chu lol huh?? why?

[@thomasduon]

They always ask why is Orange but not how is Orange :(

[@themacocko6311]

Are you drunk?

[@OrangeSan]

I am doing good :)

[@ryanhorwatt6709]

@@OrangeSan thats great

[@vineeeeed9342]

how is orange not real

[@thomasduon]

@@vineeeeed9342 even denying oranges existence even after seeing that orange was doing good smh my head

[@a4r4]

"I see exurb1a is trying to be more advertiser friendly" "*Baboon's arse*" "Oh."

[@reduct_]

"Satan's Taint"

[@Jordrvn]

I watched this video 3 years ago but today KZbin decided to recommend it again to me and I absolutely love that.❤

[@christiandevine7199]

At this point one KZbinr or another has told me every color doesn’t exist

[@GotEmAll1337]

lol so true

[@sureshkrjsl]

@Arst Koben no. It's the color brown. It's simply does not exist. Neither in an Electromagnetic spectrum or in pigments

[@sureshkrjsl]

@@hv7920 Nope. Color brown is just an illusion

[@sureshkrjsl]

@@hv7920 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZmXkoqQh9mHrbc

[@sureshkrjsl]

@@hv7920 bro! U don't even understand what illusion and reality is!

[@Cheerwine091]

“Mooooooooom, the existential dread turtle is talking again!!!!”

[@DXMary]

This has to be my favourite comment under the entirety of Exurb1a videos.

[@HighFlySoyGuy]

“There is no such thing as orange” sounds like colorblind propaganda to me.

[@williammulligan1416]

Yes I agree

[@opsoc777]

We must usurp the color blind for they are unable to see *the* *truth!*

[@LSeba91]

@@misfo8469 wasn't brown just a variation of orange??

[@eheh5907]

Makes sense, I cant differentiate brown from orange.

[@acupofcoffee7545]

there's no such thing as orange in the color wheel. Orange is just lighter brown

[@kayteekattt]

I hope you understand how awesomely and beautifully you word and emote. It makes me cry, it makes me laugh, it makes me love and I love it so. You, sir, are much appreciated.

[@sewd8438]

It is pleasant to know ya boy is still excited about existing.

[@Exurb1a]

Mate I'm way into it, hope you are too

[@destructionray2917]

@@Exurb1a It's the only truely univerasal thing a human can experience, and also maybe being sad.

[@foreveruseless1292]

@@Exurb1a Well that's nice, glad to hear

[@acpiggy8201]

Plot twist: orange is actually the only thing that exists

[@gabrielsiteny]

*screams in existential crisis*

[@FaMouS_STaMiS]

𝔾𝕆𝕆𝔻

[@alisasharnin5157]

@@arya3877 bruh, you can't be sure tho

[@benwilliams9726]

@@alisasharnin5157 I agree, but it doesn’t look good for him at all. Not to mention, he’s a genius. If these claims were false, I’m sure with his intellect he can easily disprove them. But he hasn’t.

[@someguy198]

@@arya3877 It's mostly just accusation, this is not enough evidence. "He raped me!" OK, there isn't proof for that, but it's difficult to prove. "He blackmailed me!" There should actual be proof for that. There's a text discussion back and forth, that can easily be photoshopped. And rape jokes that he has been between his friends. That ain't an exclusive thing to rapists. Of course I could be wrong, she might just be grabbing straws to drag him down. But if she's lying, she is one of the many people that makes me question if they're just a mega bitch. There ain't enough proof, sorry. (I learned he's psychotic at least)

[@imbored7579]

this guy can't even get up in the morning without having an existential crisis

[@huckleberrinabear8328]

@BADAK FF that is him also @im bored

[@It_is_Tyler]

Life is an existential crisis

[@noahhorwitz5644]

That reminds me of someone...

[@callmemaybe345]

@@It_is_Tyler i did an internet style double take on this... kept scrolling.... *wait.... by gosh he's right*

[@MicrowaveOvenVideo]

Listening to this sitting on a parking garage roof outside of Nashville Tennessee hits different

[@johnnysomething153]

One of your best, right up there with “why is the milk gone?” And “sleep is just death being shy”

[@azazella8399]

Dude u forgot that one with the baby: "oh hi you're awake?"

[@Exurb1a]

Oh cheers, Johny - super kind

[@lauramihalek]

My personal favourites are "Reality is an Episode of Good TV and We're All Silly Fucking Cats", "Now You Happy Always Maybe" and "How To Care For Your Introvert"

[@cihanbasarbektas7088]

@@Exurb1a nice

[@Fisinocean]

I think every great videos from exurb1a can be used as an excuse. "Why is the milk gone?" "Wel you see.."

[@GothboyKurt]

Has anyone ever stared in the mirror for a long while in the bathroom? Like for a good while before starting to feel weird as you realize you exist... like.. you're something inside this meat body. Like...its hard to explain.

[@CarpetOfStars_98]

I know that feeling too. I stare into my eyes in the mirror and realize, that "me" (whatever this actually means) is directly behind them, inside this body. But i can't perceive it from the outside... I just know it's there because i *am* "me"... For me, the realization of my own existence is the weirdest feeling ever. And it kinda makes me sad, that we can never really experience another mind, another person... We just know each other through physical interactions...

[@smoothie2629]

Like like like like like like like

[@hintoflimetostitochip7978]

Smoothie um um um um um um um um

[@dirtycordoba6713]

Try it on mushrooms....it's a whole different experience. For me my body will start to turn into a white bright light.

[@PyroYeet]

Yes

[@igss725]

This man deserves to live forever to experience the growth of humanity. Its annoying to think we wont be alive to see it all

[@tophatmetagross1497]

We can stop aging and sicknesses at least.

[@Redwan777]

@@singingintherain4750 At least he will be the only person who can explain how it's like to be in hell.

[@korok2619]

not so annoying thinking you wouldn't be able to feel and think a thing and so nothing will be (annoying), not even pee smell

[@nathaniel8083]

I re watch your videos often, and each time, I go to like it cus I'm blown away at how amazing it is, and I realise I've already liked it and I get annoyed there's nothing more I can do. And I share your videos with friends, family, even teachers but no one seems to love them as much as. I do, I literally cannot get over how much they make me think, and how much your carefully words, somtimes just a quick question I've never even thought about before, just make me question everything I know all over again in a different way than before, you literally make me experience the universe in a new way with every video and I love that, genuinely thank you

[@sacrilege8943]

Imagine this guy being a teacher in a school "So today class we will learn about multiplication." moments later *AND THATS HOW HITLER LOST WORLD WAR TWO*

[@rightleft7306]

exurb1a! Michael here,

[@fusion9208]

He'd be a great IB TOK teacher ngl

[@sci_pain3409]

he’d be great at giving students existential crises

[@maeveormaevenot]

I want to be in that class

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

@@maeveormaevenot same. school of exurb1a when?

[@phantomdeath1285]

Me: *about to brush my teeth* Exurb1a: “Don’t forget to brush your teeth!”

[@avidachs4434]

ah, same. because you were about to reach a similar conclusion by yourself but then this turtle went and spelled it out for you. spawning the same annoyed feeling as almost brushing ur teeth by yourself but then someone telling you to do it right before and taking the fun out of it and making it miserable edit: nvm i just watched the end, i’m just high af sorry

[@itselliexoxx]

Legit me now

[@suman_gautam]

I brushed and watched this video

[@pineappleonpizza9005]

I was reading these comments while watching the video, and thought "yeah I guess I should brush my teeth now" and as I was brushing my teeth, he said it. I'm not high, but I think I may have reached a new level of human consciousness.

[@maciek_p]

I refuse to brush my teeth

[@MoustacheMedic]

Didn't think i could have an existential crisis over colors, but turns out i can! thank you doom turtle!

[@deletedchannel2379]

The fact exurb1a only uploads whilst I'm having a major breakdown is actually really helpful

[@snsbich8956]

sup, mirror

[@TheDany0089]

He senses when is it that we need help

[@friendly_hologram9597]

Same, but push through it mate, I believe in you

[@deepdaddy1208]

do you mind sharing, or is it something you would like to take care of alone

[@jvbble]

lmaooo

[@djsalad5752]

“Everything sounds impossible until someone explains it” “They haven’t even found out the whiskey cures cancer yet”

[@demirdzaferovic2990]

27?

[@djsalad5752]

Demir Dzaferovic 27.

[@murkorus7147]

@@demirdzaferovic2990 42

[@livethefuture2492]

well we can figure out what kills cancer, say burning it, or applying acid to the cells, or just you know our own immune system. the trouble is not killing ourselves in the process.

[@briaormead4239]

@@demirdzaferovic2990 Bosnian?

[@nickolias7292]

The typical exurb1a video goes as follows Englishman talks about everyday experience. Englishman begins a tangent that leads him to a scientific question. Englishman gets increasingly loud as he transitions from scientific questioning to existencial dread. After screaming, the Englishman calms down and tries to lead the tangent back to where he started somehow having learned something along the way. Englishman gets too calm and cozy so he cracks a funny. Classical music over endcard.

[@cupman7326]

Yup

[@procrastinatingpotato6749]

right on

[@Albinamo]

Thats it in a cashew nutshell there boss

[@REbuRnEd]

I saw cirillyc words in video, are you sure he is englishman?

[@Totalimmortal93]

@@REbuRnEd Yeah his accent, vocabulary and past videos (complaints about the British train system etc) screams Englishman, but now I've seen he apparently lives (temporarily?) in a clearly Slavic/Russian place, judging by the POV footage from this video. Maybe he found a Russian soul mate ;p

[@michaelmcguire7526]

This is the question i keep coming back to: “what is consciousness? How am i aware of myself? Would it be better if i was on auto pilot and my memory stopped recording everything?” But i tend to think. That i prefer being able to decide and remember my experiences. Although, i personally feel that sentience is overrated, people are more similar to machines and inanimate objects than they think. I suppose that makes me a materialist

[@thomas6558]

What is consciousness always seems to bring me back to “Is there a God, a creator of the universe, something before nothing, etc. There’s so many similarities between religions separated by time and space . I believe there is, but there seems to be no way to prove it. To me it seems the best way if done the right way to help people have better lives and treat others well. Even if it’s not real, isn’t there some moral value in the core beliefs?

[@destructionray2917]

"There is no such thing as asparagus piss." - His greatness, Exurb1a

[@saanvie1110]

A moment of silence for the people who haven't found this channel yet.

[@vikingcomet5830]

Nahhhhh.....they probably are not aware, or care about existentialism or they probably would be here trying to cope like us. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 have a great day!!!! No matter what happens!!! Fucking make sure you have a GREAT day!!! Take care 🙂

[@johnnycrinkle]

Little do they know of the delightfully wonderous horrors, hidden behind the doors of possibility, hinted at and often strolled past on the journey taken with these uploads... I feel they could enjoy the embrace of the gnawing unknown, like the rest of us caught in the encapsulating web of probability 🕸️

[@memyselfandtau4712]

@@johnnycrinkle stfu

[@SatanasExMachina]

...

[@Myke_thehuman]

In my reality your moment of silence set a long chain reaction of events. Events that led me to just discovering this channel about 30 minutes ago. So thank you for that. I have no idea how I didn’t discover it earlier. And I have no idea what else is out there that I should have discovered, but I still haven’t.

[@vnox5223]

Imagine having a conversation with this guy.

[@hannahleibayson357]

i won’t have anything to say ill just let him talk

[@kelpdock8913]

I emailed him once, 4 lines or so, got a paragraph back, I love him

[@theboss4006]

@@kelpdock8913 what's his email? I have infinite questions

[@kelpdock8913]

@@theboss4006 [e-mail] its in his about page

[@BuzzSahas]

@@kelpdock8913 Mind sharing it with us?

[@harissiddiqui4306]

This channel has been the only thing in this world that resonantes with me so much

[@purplehaze2358]

Trying to describe color to someone who’s completely colorblind is like trying to get someone with no hands to change from right handed to left handed.

[@curiousfiend1169]

Things Dr Bright ain't allowed to do; -describe colour to the colourblind. -trying to get the non-handed to change from right to left handed.

[@littelcreatchure506]

I've heard that when asked to do this people often use feelings or experiences to associate with colors

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

@@littelcreatchure506 I've heard of a poem detailing how people explained colours to a blind person, they mostly used other senses such as touch and heat (eg. red is how the sun feels, etc)

[@nour6789]

Maybe red is like being angry but... why th- LISTEN HERE YOU LITTILE SH-

[@littelcreatchure506]

@@user-nw3ol7fk1i yeah thats the kind of stuff i was talking about

[@LizacoVGM]

everyone's asking "why is orange" but no-ones asking "how is orange"

[@jesses7244]

You’re living in fucking 4040 right now

[@wirly-]

Talked to him yesterday, he said he was fine.

[@stellam8936]

Sus

[@Sawlger]

That's a whole existential leep into the perspective and consciousness of the colour itself. We're confused about how we experience things.. But never stop to ask, how do things experience us.. That's a profound question from a casual meme format dear stranger.

[@orange7916]

😭

[@JustinY.]

"There's no such thing as Asparagus piss" Damm, my whole life up until now has been a lie.

[@Hendiadyoin1]

Man you are every where!

[@Boop_Guy]

Hey! :)

[@zarrowthehorse]

I don't want to be a party pooper but why do people care if he comments on every video or not? do it yourself, it's not that amazing

[@Boop_Guy]

@@zarrowthehorse The feeling of "amazingness" is relative. Not everyone will be amazed by something someone was amazed by. So by you stating "it's not that amazing", ur only talking to yourself.

[@jackzickrick1654]

Where's your checkmark? you deserve it

[@lovre7632]

I love the music you put in the background.

[@patrickgreatwa3242]

Got two minutes in, realized now isn’t a good time for an existential crises, and now going to watch dumb cat videos. See ya tomorrow, Exurb1a

[@thomas4233]

Good job realizing it. It's not always easy.

[@nathantew2180]

literally me. was about to watch a quick vid before doing some assignments, then paused 5 seconds in. Wait, this is the depression turtle, should probably finish work before watching this

[@mr.memeguy3471]

@@Treeliqhts ...?

[@MCart1215]

How to escape existential crisis I've been living like this for months pleeeasseee everything is just questions all I see are question marks

[@sif3398]

This dude literally went from "we can't really see orange" to "the universe is fucking fake"

[@goosegod9414]

😦

[@Jay-ate-a-bug]

Oh, this must be your first Exurb1a video? I only ask because he does this in nearly every video he does. Brilliant fucker he is.

[@kkTeaz]

@@Jay-ate-a-bug an existential crisis is great content

[@no-lm9bq]

@@kkTeaz Personally i find it soothing

[@corvus196]

The meaning of life the universe and everything is 42. Jk there is no meaning and nothing actually matters in the end But just because nothing matters don't mean u have be bean ashole Allot of nihilists take nihilism as an excuse for being and ashole.

[@lunar6156]

I only bought Milk and then people is now saying "Orange no more"

[@ManpasTheBreathingHuman]

why is your username blank?

[@ab-bx4xz]

I saw orange vent

[@bingbong9388]

yo that's kinda sus

[@Niggels1404]

But why... is the milk gone?

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

Nice

[@asynchronousongs]

3:05 there really is stock footage of absolutely anything imaginable isn't there

[@liggerstuxin1]

This guy is so incredibly good at making content. It’s rare that he comes out with something but it’s always really philosophical.

[@Jack-mg8jp]

@@arya3877 s ✨ h ✨ u ✨ t ✨ u ✨ p

[@makke_ba4571]

@the western gull and comments that are spammed everywhere with those stars don’t really help to make it more believable

[@slavicmachine9966]

Its most probably made up..

[@_desibees1876]

@@arya3877 jfc that trainwreck, this made me change how i watch his content kinda erases the depth of what he says

[@r3r3ch4n]

@@_desibees1876 do u really trust what they saying??????? The fact that they Use bots to spam that comments, star emoji on both side of the rape word..

[@noah-tl1gv]

"with enough cocai- coffee" good ol exurb1a

[@blizzard1198]

@I'd like to eat blades of grass I see

[@pratikt5702]

I like to imagine a world where instead of wasting years and lives over pieces of land, and fighting over fixed ideologies, people collectively strive to ask and answer these questions

[@joshua_prime3743]

Yes

[@sebastiansirvas1530]

Pieces of land required to sustain a world where pondering of this kind is possible. That is not to say there is no wasteful conflict, but the alternative could also be endless oppression from a single entity or single set of closely related entities. Let's just try to do our best.

[@iamqafka]

You can only imagine that, for it is highly highly unlikely to happen

[@jayrun4341]

same

[@avoirdupois1]

The Pale Blue Dot is an essay on this very thing.

[@Gront517]

He talks about feelings and sensations throughout the whole video and then comes to his senses and makes me feel genuinely touched by his intricate poetry and I am almost crying now so I say that he proved his point

[@desu38]

"We're made of universe, but we actually know we're universe." Huh, yeah. "We're food that can enjoy food." :O

[@sirmathias8852]

We are chemistry that can make chemistry

[@Bladings]

We're physics that can explain physics

[@samueldale1974]

Sir Mathias speaking of food, anyone else catch when he said “California reaper” instead of “Carolina reaper”?

[@fellipeparreiras4435]

We're math that can do meth

[@shooawn]

As a colorblind person the very first part of the video (about the qualia) really hit me. I've never seen turquoise for example. At first I thought turquoise was just what they called light blue, but it turns out that is cyan lol. People have described it to me as a mixture of cyan and green, or as being both cyan and green, but I've never seen it, and probably never will. Even tho I know what it is now, I will never actually experience what it's like to see it, which is a shame cause it sounds like a pretty color. Anyways, good day to whoever is reading this :D

[@cosmophile7663]

are you colorblind person?

[@joemama370]

There's some glasses they've come out with, that can correct some forms of color blindness. Hopefully you'll get to one day see for yourself. 🍀

[@abailumlerrad1037]

@@cosmophile7663 If they can't see a spectrum of color, they probably are blind. Colorblind doesn't mean can't see all colors

[@dalleme5656]

That sucks bro, turquoise is rad as hell

[@Dava__]

Don’t worry man ur not missing out on much

[@legomybacon8834]

Exurb1a 2018: you don't exist Exurb1a 2020: orange doesn't exist

[@babypufferfish7304]

Exurb1a 2022: You are orange.

[@SusannaSaunders]

Exurb1a 2120: Fuck! Here we go round another lifetime again!

[@Cat_in_Spacetime]

I came here to leave a mark.

[@AmmarAbdSaleh]

Trump doesn’t exist

[@crowsoto9612]

@@AmmarAbdSaleh I mean Trump _is_ orange,,

[@ms.mittenz]

Tears falling from my face. Thank you for the non-duality punch in the face Don't forget to brush your teeth :)

[@Temzy]

Me: clicking thinking I'll learn something new about colours _Existentialism has entered the chat_

[@tomendruweit9386]

welcome to the depression turtle

[@halphantom2274]

@@tomendruweit9386 , but there are also the uplifting parts. Should be called manic-depression turtle

[@matthewemmanual8793]

Psych

[@youtubewanderer3347]

People calling this video depressing ehen actually is the reverse. This video are perfect for cheering you up

[@dinogranolabars4795]

KZbin Wanderer How could I ever be happy knowing I could never experience asparagus piss?

[@Celia_Louise]

I think it actually depends on your mindset. An optimist and a pessimist will look at it differently. For some I guess they'll feel like we were just put here to suffer and consciousness is a curse, for some is the opposite and a blessing. The mystery could lead to other answers, but some won't necassarily be good, and some might feep the fact that we don't even get to understand our consciouseness is a curse. I personally find all the video's on this channel inspiring and often watch them when I feel unmotivated. But some like this are a definate emotional grey area to me as the perception topics seem inherently tied to our already existing perception of life and ourselves as individuals and as a collective. Oh, also some people kind of just freak out with meaning of life topics almost like a phobia. Also, also, one day there will be no mysteries left is a pretty sad thought that was mentioned.

[@Celia_Louise]

TLDR: I have friends who have an easier time seeing small negatives then the far larger positives. I guess thinking too much about such a complex topic with their mindset will make it seem depressng and other people may be similar.

[@V01DIORE]

Eh if you haven’t heard of such existentialism before maybe, but after awhile it gets stale, it’s beyond me how people can ride this same wonder till their death, using it justify the continuation of the same processes that perpetuate suffering endlessly here... I guess they never thought about it beyond the wanky cycle.

[@Blue-hr9ch]

@@Celia_Louise I am a pessimist and still get great happiness from these videos

[@shinnishi3135]

Remember this channel but forgot the name Searched for "existential crisis KZbinr" did the trick lmao KZbin knows

[@zpydd_]

@@arya3877 what? also that link looks sus to me

[@pinkwojak5188]

@@arya3877 prob a fucking cap just as always

[@lindahoffmann7176]

@@arya3877 what's that...kinda sus

[@sameenhusain4634]

@@pinkwojak5188 I have watched the entire series of videos put up by the victim. I still can't believe it but she has the convos, papers, and even exurb1a not DENYING his abuse in his Skype convo with her. Just search up pieke Rofeleos

[@pinkwojak5188]

@@sameenhusain4634 not enough evidence, when he said, "i was a little bit aggressive" doesnt mean "yes, i fucking raped you". She literally has no papers that can prove that he's rapist, only some shitty dialogues and voice messages, and they're clearly dont make any sense as well

[@yooshi5125]

Who am I kidding, I’d like to hope that others are also getting the same feeling I get when watching this video. It is truly gorgeous sometimes, even if this small break from the other reality of the human condition will pass, it is wonderful how it creeps back every now and then. Truly on of the most videos ever.

[@eatherborn]

who ever disliked just had an existential crisis.

[@llamamusicchannel7688]

Boy am I glad I've gotten over them for the most part

[@darions8667]

It could be from his controversy from this year as well

[@I_Found_Jesus_On_The_Toilet]

I have an existential crisis everyday. It's worse on Mondays.

[@thursday177]

*4 thousand dislikes intensifie*

[@RaVNeFLoK]

Darion Stolp oh? What was the controversy about?

[@Twhyleryomama]

Imagine from this point toward you go your entire life not seeing an orange, it’s not impossible

[@theone-fy3dg]

The last time I saw and orange was when I was 10

[@kbyebleha2978]

Yeabsera Woldetsadik an orange not orange. the fruit not the colour

[@Twhyleryomama]

Yeabsera Woldetsadik the fruit

[@Shadow-876]

As a ginger, I can in fact confirm that I do not exist, nor have i ever existed on this material plain at any point in time.

[@xiongntshiabsi5173]

Oh thank God I really needed that answered

[@f.b.i3579]

:)

[@berthold64]

ginger has no soul?

[@randomperson346]

Indeed it is true, us ginger people are not in fact real

[@finnianmurphy88]

I love this channel because it discusses questions I have always had but didn't realize I had

[@DestructorEFX]

exurb1a: "For taste you need your nose too." Me, born with anosmia (also called smell blindness): *doubting noises

[@Valllefor]

I also have something akin to that, and i heard that it really hinder our habilities to feel taste. Tho we can't really know...

[@andreja107]

Holy shit you don't know how farts smell

[@Exurb1a]

Ahhhhh, apologies, that is rather insensitive of me

[@DestructorEFX]

@@Valllefor Since I was born with it, I belive that the body adapts to it. Even if I do taste less than the "normal", my brain could have compensated for the lack of smell by increasing my taste.

[@thejesterscrwn]

@@DestructorEFX That is usually what happens, the brain can change and adapt quite well! Hence why blind people also have better hearing and are more sensitive to touch/vibration/heat/etc

[@eyst763]

"With enough cocai- coffee, scientists will crack these someday." good save depression turtle thing

[@KingRaulDame]

69 like = me

[@Ryan-di2kw]

Electric gaming epic

[@orionmich20]

"Don't forget to brush your teeth." - Existential space turtle, 2020

[@calebcustombricks2631]

Yes

[@swansong4481]

brother. you made me so hopeful for the future. thank you so much for giving me another thing in my handful things to look forward to.