Misfiring Pantsir Almost Intercepts a Van and Intercepts a Supermarket in Tambov, Russia

[@benjaminseeman5826]

Pantsir probably thought the supermarket was a civilian airliner. Honest mistake.

[@ericstefko4852]

lol

[@galactic-guy]

Common beginners mistake.

[@antonilachetta]

Mistook it for a hospital.

[@miguellopez3392]

or a polish tractor... ukraine made a similar mistake remember?

C'mon fellas, we've all been there......

[@AirB-101]

Pantsir protecting ru citizens against inflation on the price of eggs.

[@SCH292]

It is "destroying" the inflated prices.

[@woznotwoz-s8j]

ROFL

[@MKD-fe5vf]

Actually decreasing availability to help increase inflating prices for eggs.

[@pauln6803]

​@@MKD-fe5vf But if they can't get them full stop, they don't have to pay inflated prices for them.

[@ClaudeGhendrih-w4o]

Only eggs they are interested in are Faberge's

[@AndyM_323YYY]

That Pantsir had no choice: you can't throw supermarkets out of a window.

[@xmindk]

True!😂😂😂

[@johnzajac9849]

Being angry that the supermarket was out of his favorite cheap vodka, the Pantsir operator took revenge.

[@suchomimus9921]

lol the very likely reason

[@mike_oe]

Most likely explanation so far 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bristolcentaurus]

and no Winfield Red's (or there russian equivalent)

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

I misfired my pants, sir.

[@grandrapids57]

nice

[@centurymemes1208]

got caught with its pants down

[@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886]

Yup, now we know what russian air defense is doing.

[@suchomimus9921]

theres many answers to that. None of whihc are intercepting the target

[@heyho4770]

​@@suchomimus9921 Don't do them dirty like that they're fairly capable at hitting civilian airliners and can hit somewhere in the general direction of a city if its a bigger city like Kharkiv. So pretty much peak russian accuracy

Practice makes perfect , you know what they say .

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Yup, it was running some errands. Had to stop by the grocery store quick while its operator was having a smoke break.

[@willythemailboy2]

@@suchomimus9921 Don't be silly. All Russian air defense systems are 100% effective at their preferred range of 0 meters.

[@mikedaleiden7725]

That 5th Gen stealth cargo truck obviously fooled the Pantsir.

[@AreaMan-et8op]

Lettuce pray for those innocent veggies that were squashed. Artichoke hearts and prayers to the survivors. Peas remember this berry sad occasion. In the name of cheese and rice, Almond. Kumquat. (Just had to say it)

[@annoyed707]

As a comic, you're a has bean.

[@torontobro]

Where have you bean all this time?

[@Clockworkorangecassidy]

This not the thyme for food puns. No matter where we're born and bread,this could've been toast or people could have been butternut squashed. Have the moral fibre to not act like a cereal killer and take angels delight in the snaps, crackles and pops that misfiring SAMs create.

[@doberski6855]

No! No, you did not just have to say it! However very, very glad you did!😂👍

[@mikester1290]

They say the Pantsir is a good system, aisle believe it when I see it, time for me to checkout.

[@edwardbernthal160]

proving yet again that Pantsirs are scared of hights.

[@soupfork2105]

Special Supermarket Interception Operation succesfully completed.

[@KC-nd7nt]

One way to fight high prices

[@TheNefastor]

The struggle is real 😂

[@TheMcEwens419]

It was just debris….😂

[@suchomimus9921]

lol the first time that is true

[@uufflakke07]

Debris or de Brie in the supermarket? kzbin.infoRux1b_fgtvA

[@Bakes-z4c]

de Brie 😊👍

[@JohnSmith-pl2bk]

@@Bakes-z4c Come on Bert....

[@benoithudson7235]

It seems to have missed the liquor aisle at the back of the store.

[@suchomimus9921]

that would have caused riots

[@gdutfulkbhh7537]

The russians would have surrendered if the vodka was destroyed.

[@jesterthelegend926]

calculated.

[@georgedavidson957]

italian ww2 littorio battleships had a protected wine store - I imagine all alcohol aisles in russian supermarkets are better protected than a T90.

[@JohnDavies-cn3ro]

Of course it would - how else would the Russian army function?

[@bra-balllegend3940]

Tucker Carlson needs to do a show about these high-tech, missile-intercepting RuZZian supermarkets. We don't have anything like that back in the states!

[@jasonc5781]

The discounts in that supermart must've been so good that even the pantsir missles cant miss it

[@PHILLIPMITCHELL-o7t]

🤣😂😂👍🇺🇦🇬🇧🤔

[@xmindk]

😂😂😂

[@williammartin9450]

Proving the Pantsir is truly pants!

[@suchomimus9921]

indeed it is

[@williammartin9450]

@Illyrian_Adventures bulletproof pants!? 😂 Hello Croatia 🇭🇷 from Canada 👋🏻🇨🇦

[@jelletje8]

The Russians really brought that interception joke down on themselves. (pun intended)

[@gustavonneslov7564]

Oh, no! Not the butter!

[@unoriginalname4321]

Guns on butter violence 😞

[@robertjones-iv7wq]

THAT WAS tooooo good!!! Big Like for you!

[@7screamingdizzbusters]

Ivan: " whats this button do?"

[@cristo6007]

Vlad "I don't know my training was on a WWII AA gun" 😂

[@mace8873]

@@cristo6007 Igor: -"What, you had training!?"😆

[@cristo6007]

@@mace8873 "Yeah a piece of paper with stick figures dodging drones" 🙃

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

​@@mace8873Kim Hoon: "Wait, you guys get paid?"

[@mace8873]

@@cristo6007 -"I'd wish I was Spetsnaz too, you guys just get everything"🤤

[@Duckfisher0222]

Love you dude, doing great!

[@PHILLIPMITCHELL-o7t]

1😂😅🤣🤣👍 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦😎

[@markdpricemusic1574]

Like a Chuckle Brothers episode : ''Its simple, but whatever you do Barry, don't press that button...''

[@john8451]

Supermarket: “I’m having a pop-up Black Friday sale in 5 mins.” Pantsir: “Hold my beer!”

[@anadin0612]

Thank you good sir. These russian blooper reels are the best.

[@JohnSmith-ud9ex]

Personally, I feel the same way about shopping trolleys...

[@BahWeepGranahWeepNiniBong]

"This is possibly the one that intercepted the supermarket." I come for the facts and stay for the humour. You crack me up Sucho!

[@lukeamato423]

The pantsir defected

[@xmindk]

😂😂😂

[@bonnienichalson5151]

It was defective! Sir !

[@jtf2dan]

"Tamp-On!...Tambov!.....Tampon, Tambov, the Tamper!" (sung like the commercial for The Clapper!)

[@shermoore1693]

Your commentary, Sucho, is priceless! Keep up the good work! Thanks.

[@davidcpugh8743]

Your reporting is excellent validation.

[@suchomimus9921]

Cheers! Glad you like it.

[@DominikGentener]

Thank you for sharing this entertaining report and this great fundraiser with us.

[@VickersDoorter]

"This is just any old Pantsir, this is an M&S chocolatey smooth Pantsir. Who would you share yours with?"

[@heraklesnothercules.]

You need "not" between "is" and "just" to paraphrase the adverts 🙂

[@Sue-t3h]

I watch your channel for your magnificent understatements and sarcasm. A good laugh each time. Also interested in the content

[@Barbarian75]

A supermarket intercepted the interceptor!

[@DarkestAlice]

Thank you, Suchomimus, for introducing us to another errorist air defense system - the супермаркет. Thanks also for your new NAFO 69th Sniffing Brigade fundraiser. Thanks to all who contribute! 🇺🇦 Перемоги та миру всім українцям! 🇺🇦

[@bonnienichalson5151]

And for the Stress-Relief:) of Humor in comments!👍🍾🤗

[@DarkestAlice]

@@bonnienichalson5151 Do you also need far more time reading all those nice comments than watching Suchomimus' report? I love the comment section here. So many witty people around. 🤗

[@ArunLal-d6s]

Cue the Benny Hill theme😂😂😂

[@u2bear377]

The Russian one is 'Village of Fools' ("Деревня дураков"). kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZfTlJJnl7Brl9E

[@kevinjarchow8812]

This one was deployed to protect the liquor store/supermarket.But...it did it's normal bang up job.

[@georgecandelin8720]

Heat-seeking missile; supermarket was the nearest warm target

[@sarkybugger5009]

"No, Alexei, I said scones, not drones.

[@dr.williams5251]

🇺🇦 thx Dino Dude, very uplifting videos.🇺🇦 2nd only to interceptors returning to the launch tube.

[@CombatIneffective]

The reason they use the Pantsir is that it is really the only choice they have for short range air defense. I don't believe they have any Tunguskas laying around anymore, or at least not enough to provide SHORAD defense. The only other options would be the TOR, SA-11, Manpads, or a ZSU-23-4. I thinkt hey like the Pantsir because it provides supposedly a good radar system with a missile and gun combination system.

[@suchomimus9921]

there is the osa too, but that is pretty old now

[@Bakes-z4c]

Well, they don’t like the Tor that much, they FPV’d a NK one, just the other day

[@CombatIneffective]

@@Bakes-z4c They like the Tor for it's size. They were trying to duct tape those to some of their ships on the helipad for an AD system.

[@ratagris21]

Russians: Mission successful - intercepted something!

[@DougguoD]

Didn't see it here - so - General Direction strikes again 🎖

[@Eng.Danilo-UFR]

The operators were angry that the supermarket wasn't accepting rubles anymore

[@davidmarkwort9711]

Makes you think though, how many have they fired at drones and have gone mia? Now just think you have this stationed next to an oil refinary, or maybe an airfield, this thing goes off at a tangent, boom!

[@rogercude1459]

Surprised they didnt say destroyed a Ukrainian drone and debris caused the damage.

[@TheNefastor]

Typical Russian reversal meme: in Russia, air defense only hits what's flying UNDER the radar.

[@falconeaterf15]

That Supermarket was coming straight at us !

[@SummitMan165]

Excellent news and good report !

[@davidbell7094]

Again told with great humour 👌

[@michaelwesterland1853]

I bet ordinary Russians hope Putin and his generals don't try the same stunt with one of their nuclear missiles. "Ooops, there goes the Winter Palace!"

[@shawnr771]

Thank you for the update.

[@wolfgangemmerich7552]

The Pantsir noticed a starting to rotate refrigerator fan inside the supermarked as advancing flying uaf debrise spreader.

And they say Russians can't innovate, pffft ,

[@ronaldmarcks1842]

Great commentary!

[@LuigianoMariano]

"Every ruble that gets stolen increases the probability of mechanical failure."

[@georgehiotis]

With an army composed mostly of conscripts rather than professional soldiers Russia couldn't expect better. Yet early in this war the operation was nothing more than a miserable failure.

[@bonnienichalson5151]

The Second day ! 😊

[@tomwende5529]

The van was parked very menacingly; Pantisr did a fly-by to make it chill out before completing its 3-day Super Market Operation. Completely successful mission.

Tis the Russian way .......

[@RatioExMachina]

Pantsir on a bargain hunt!

[@ClaudeInsecte]

The supermarket was hugging the ground trying to avoid detection but...dangg, it couldn't escape the mighty Russian Pantsir!

[@puma51921]

Wow. That's ridiculous.

[@aib0160]

Interesting how poorly stocked the supermarket was?

[@thomassecurename3152]

Thanks Suchomimus.

[@janisreifsteck78]

I read "New Hunter" it was excellent.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Oh.... my.... gourd.... 😦 That is an incredible bit of footage, and must've been fricken scary to be woken up by that! Kinda wish it was day so that we couldn't gotten different angles from dashcams!

[@TheArchfiend]

To be fair, that was the closest civilian target so the missile did what it was intended to do.

[@DeepThoughtver42]

Oh no it wasn't. Pantsir still missed that van, so it failed again.

[@Confessor555]

It hit the cheese department, all that was left was debris.

[@davefave4351]

Thank you Sucho. So it's a BUK for a corner shop, Pantsir for a supermarket and an S3/400 for a mall...

[@suchomimus9921]

s-300 for a Su-34 too lol

Yeah, who said Russians didn't understand logistics ?

[@rachelcarre9468]

“Every lidl helps”

[@13699111]

Thank you for the update

[@zoey6557]

Those four strong men sound and look tired, and you can see it in their eyes especially. I hope when all is said and done they will feel at peace as civilians once more.

[@3characterhandlerequired]

There was a video of Ukrainian drone attack not too long ago which did show a SAM missile in very much similar trajectory. Very low, almost certainly hitting a building, not anything in air. This makes me think that maybe this is actually common occurrence. Malfunction of some sort that is common in Pantsir systems. Shooting perhaps wrong missile that doesn't have any target at horizontal plane.

[@Delgwah]

Thank you for the update, it was after a butter heist!

[@Qųăñ-_-ßøı-_-420]

The pantsir likes civilian objects, we should’ve took that into consideration for why they can never intercept military objects, they have feelings too🥲💀😂🤣

[@zoomeraygun1]

Watching Russia is like watching a comedy, a parody of stupidity 😂😂

[@taymot2131]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Supermarket intercepted!

[@c.a.saunders2819]

Greetings Suchimimus, captivating video you've gathered here for us, thank you very much. In viewing the fired missile here I was overcome with a couple of observations. First of which I'm hoping the owner of that box truck will be able to take in this video as I'm sure he'll find it quite interesting. I have to be believe he's a religious man now. Secondly, I cannot help believe that the Commanders of this Pantsir system are believing they've done their job well. Which I would agree. I however in viewing this video come to the only conclusion I can muster, and a logical one. I'm not surprised. I'm assuming you're adding this entry to your Battlefield Bloopers Collection for further meritorious awards. Fascinating video of course, hoping your day is a great one, all the best. 🇺🇲🇺🇦 Glory to God, Victory for Ukraine, Rise Free Nations!

[@Nash432]

It saw a sale sign for butter and changed course quickly.

[@tony-k4k5w]

ASM.Anti supermarket missile!

[@john_in_phoenix]

They named the booster debris.

[@kyleching8491]

They should just remove the "ir" and it'd perfectly describe the system.

[@Bakes-z4c]

New meaning to the expression “pantsed”

[@toma836]

Caught with their pantsir down

[@Sonnywins100lulz]

Say what you want, but supermarkets can be unpredictable.

[@AreaMan-et8op]

Yeah, that supermarket came out of nowwhere!

Never underestimate the humble supermarket .

[@JoaoFranciscoFigueiredo]

😂😂😂I peed my pants thanks to this sarcastic video comment from you, I'm 43, not drunk, but to be sure I'm not just incontinent, I'm going to make an appointment with my doctor to be sure, after the shower 😂😂😂

[@suchomimus9921]

lol, cheers. Glad you enjoyed it. I liked putting this one together lol

[@JoaoFranciscoFigueiredo]

@suchomimus9921 I did even watched a second time, fresh without body fluids...

[@crazywarriorscatfan9061]

That is a sentence I thought I'd never hear

[@Mark5mith]

They should have just called it Pants, cos that's what it is.

[@Mark-u5u6x]

Maybe the supermarket had "rocket popsicles" in their freezer?

[@notsonominal]

Hollywood coulndt even come up with this in a Hot shots style movie..

[@BobAbc0815]

Taking the Fight against Inflation serious.

[@LostCylon]

Russia hits it own targets, rather than their enemy targets... :p

[@utiwutiw4048]

Many thanks

[@Smalltownthings]

I feel like they shot down that plane just to prove it can shoot something down, just has to be slow moving but rip to all the lost lives hope they are in paradise

[@brockp59]

Someone is really upset about the anti-theft packaging on the butter.

[@Vegane_Atombombe]

They sold CocaCola! That's why!

[@Bakes-z4c]

😂

[@Abbo888]

Ten of thousands of rubles worth of groceries destroyed...or about 40 bucks worth.

[@gregking7926]

In golf that would be referred to as a worm burner..

[@lukasgruber1280]

These guys didn't know Russian doctrine where civilian buildings are attacked by anti carrier rockets.

[@marcussoininen2084]

It's pants, they even put it in the name

[@NothernNate]

Coffee and Fails. ☕

[@brucea9099]

They forgot to switch it from MLRS to SAM mode, not sure if they have one.

[@lajoyalobos2009]

*Store:* "We're out of vodka and our eggs are 6,000,000,000 Rubles per egg." *Pantsir operator:* "And I took that personally."