Swagger stands up because when he sits on the toilet his feet don’t touch the ground
@danielzonneveld59723 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@chippym83163 жыл бұрын
@@danielzonneveld5972 can you say that again please?
@monstaaa33 жыл бұрын
@@chippym8316 Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
@theofficialobamayoutubecha38463 жыл бұрын
@@chippym8316 Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing
@chippym83163 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys
@smkd_msk55363 жыл бұрын
The fact that Swagger used Boolean algebra to defend standing is fucking amazing
@danielzonneveld59723 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@brickmoss8kb3 жыл бұрын
@@danielzonneveld5972 Shut the fuck up
@whackle73783 жыл бұрын
@@brickmoss8kb fucking schlatt stans
@LynxLycan23 жыл бұрын
@@danielzonneveld5972 shut up
@TheSkyGamez3 жыл бұрын
@@whackle7378 schlatt doesn't have stans? if he did he would be cancellable
@s3n1593 жыл бұрын
This is honestly hilarious me and my friends had the exact same conversation with the same points brought up LMAO.
@kindablessed49913 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing
@Mr.Balls03 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some "people would do such a horrible thing
@zerogoodcontent72933 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@danielzonneveld59723 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@-deadroses6513 жыл бұрын
@@3reaper damn who hurt you ma
@andrewdavis50223 жыл бұрын
Swagger talks like Peter Griffin doing a Howard Stern impression.
@chelsey62303 жыл бұрын
aaBAGAHAHAHAG
@diesal_one3 жыл бұрын
wtf why is this so fucking accurate
@chelsey62303 жыл бұрын
@@diesal_one tru
@dynosaur46683 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do horrible thing
@bon01_3 жыл бұрын
not funny anymore
@alixir30103 жыл бұрын
*this
@DeathsWhistle3 жыл бұрын
@@bon01_ you are truly a disgusting little man
@kjfry14643 жыл бұрын
@@DeathsWhistle hes probably a stander
@booch90173 жыл бұрын
I feel like Matt is just in this constant state of trying to come up with something funny to say, and then when he comes up with something and says it, it’s either just factually wrong or not that funny and gets brushed off, But we still love him for it
@_jz06_3 жыл бұрын
I dont
@JustQuinn3 жыл бұрын
why u gotta do em like dat
@corbin96903 жыл бұрын
anyone else’s first time hearing people wipe their ass standing up
@bargainbrandmusician3 жыл бұрын
it’s like big guy said - each side didn’t know the other existed till now
@jammbo86633 жыл бұрын
i didn't know that people sat. what if ya hand brush the poop?
@David_Solyom3 жыл бұрын
@@jammbo8663 That’s just not how it works, mate
@jammbo86633 жыл бұрын
@@David_Solyom enlighten me then. how do you wipe sitting down.
@BeMon-gt3fv3 жыл бұрын
@@jammbo8663 you lean foward a bit and wipe, if needed just scoot forward a bit then wipe
@Sticky6Ft3 жыл бұрын
Everyone either sits or stands but am I the only one that gets on their back for maximum leverage??
@tylerenczur72673 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@kasranaderi83163 жыл бұрын
@@3reaper Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing.
@huitlang9313 жыл бұрын
@@3reaper truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a thing.
@sebastianGonzalez-nl8zl3 жыл бұрын
@@3reaper truly disgusting that some" people" would do such a thing.
@tyrues16823 жыл бұрын
@@3reaper Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing.
@cargovroomBX3 жыл бұрын
@@3reaper Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
@Baaqel3 жыл бұрын
And here come all of the copypastas...
@zerogoodcontent72933 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@bananaisgood37433 жыл бұрын
annoying af
@LynxLycan23 жыл бұрын
Very annoying
@JohnSmith-ov5uj3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@mysticgold51233 жыл бұрын
Never seen that one before
@AttackMonkeyAD3 жыл бұрын
This really needs to stop now
@jacksonscott67783 жыл бұрын
I like how fitz is entirely honest with it and I am proud to say I stand with him, I sit, and I wipe from the front.
@nalaiturmhini85203 жыл бұрын
I stand BUT at an angle to where I can get everything.
@HadiOwns3 жыл бұрын
fitz almost got canceled again LMAO
@joshrodriquez62533 жыл бұрын
The people that truly such a horrible, to do a “disgusting” thing.
@smrxtc65203 жыл бұрын
You having a stroke?
@GAMINGMINDYN3 жыл бұрын
May god help you josh
@kasranaderi83163 жыл бұрын
The messiah
@breadpit41643 жыл бұрын
Truly horibke thst peope will do rhir horibke thint
@wall71033 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: *Do you shit or stand?*
@megkrish75683 жыл бұрын
I like how he pauses b4 saying the word retard now but said it like 50 times immediately after people were cancelling him for it
@teyyo97453 жыл бұрын
I watched this while pooping, this was quite interesting. Sitting gang for life
@NotABYSS3 жыл бұрын
This podcast is rated 5 stars: by me Drippy_boi and I say sitting is a great experience while sitting so when your tired of squeezing the shit ouv your ass and u can sit and take your time
@kindablessed49913 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing
@captainwithers3 жыл бұрын
This comment is why proofreading is a thing because I can't read a single fucking word
@megkrish75683 жыл бұрын
@@captainwithers it's like hes never heard of grammar 🤣
@NoManLP3 жыл бұрын
As a child being taught how to poop on a toilet, you are taught to wipe your ass sitting down. That is the standard of pooping. You do not stand up to wipe. Because that causes smearing and waste of toilet paper as your going to be wiping multiple times to make sure you got everything. Where as sitting you only need to wipe two or three times and you pretty much get it all.
@ShinyFood3 жыл бұрын
thank you for enlightening us with your wisdom sensei
@NoManLP3 жыл бұрын
@@ShinyFood You are welcome young dung beatle.
@Mrsad-sx6xb3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing
@drummerv22453 жыл бұрын
no no no dont start it
@kindablessed49913 жыл бұрын
@@drummerv2245Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing
@drummerv22453 жыл бұрын
@@kindablessed4991 oh no, the dissease is spreading quicker than i tought it would be
@kindablessed49913 жыл бұрын
@@drummerv2245 Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing
@drummerv22453 жыл бұрын
@@kindablessed4991 Truly disgusting that some “people” are infected by this
@salvete-3 жыл бұрын
I’m a stander but when I stand I lift my left ass check so that it doesn’t create an ass sandwich
@bananenpflanzer65162 жыл бұрын
Finally someone with a brain
@NinerRacingDivision3 жыл бұрын
can't believe no one in this argument has said squatting. The benefits are you don't rub your wrist on the rim of the toilet seat and you can get the same buttcheek spread as you would sitting. it's literally the best of both worlds.
@ethanlowe-werrell70323 жыл бұрын
Hol up I thought everyone stood up now I'm just confused
@benpoole23503 жыл бұрын
You are in the wrong, please reform your ways
@Spark4123 жыл бұрын
@@benpoole2350 I'm gonna turn the toilet paper backwards in every toilet I can enter until standers are treated equally.
@monkeymanjames55573 жыл бұрын
Ew
@carac67853 жыл бұрын
I thought I was different standing. But Schlatt mocking me and my fellow standers made me start sitting lmao Honestly didn't know so many other people stood. Started sitting and it is honestly kinda better. Whole life changed because of fucking Jschlatt
@LynxLycan23 жыл бұрын
Even worse, i use water and soap
@Dankargonaut3 жыл бұрын
I agree with swagger.
@Gurlunger3 жыл бұрын
I was taking a shit listening to this
@nunsluna81073 жыл бұрын
Me as well $hit brother from hours ago
@Gurlunger3 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Black Standing cause when I wipe I’m on fucking edge man
@Michael-yw6zt3 жыл бұрын
I can get more clean when going from the front... respect fitz
@joshuadominguez89953 жыл бұрын
This shit is cool when you are eating
@fudgefiller24123 жыл бұрын
Swagger spittin fax
@majuju063 жыл бұрын
Of fucking course Mason and Swagger are standers, whod've thunk it lmao
@SoggySocksYT3 жыл бұрын
Y'all children are debating about sitting or standing while I pull the power of hell to levitate to wipe
@con_the_artist68233 жыл бұрын
Squat standing is superior, best of both worlds
@fredward34103 жыл бұрын
There are two types of people: those who wipe sitting and those who are right
@mx_nana_banana3 жыл бұрын
I’m with Fitz on this one, wiping back to front is cleaner, than going front to back.
@cameronmichaels2163 жыл бұрын
man I thought they were talking about standing or sitting while you stream...
@elskieuwu3 жыл бұрын
it is truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@joshishere50913 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd hear that bidet bit again
@N153 жыл бұрын
Nice save fitz
@EmperorLetoII3 жыл бұрын
Fitz knows whats up
@barnacles12363 жыл бұрын
I will not stop my standing ways
@gushyjushy3 жыл бұрын
i guess someone's been watching general sam
@gampi66653 жыл бұрын
God damn the thumbnail made me absolutly sure, that its PsychedSubstance :D
@Filip_Struziak3 жыл бұрын
I stand when I wipe and boyyyy lemme tell u. It’s a real good quad workout bruh like when u squat a little
@jeffaeboio1403 жыл бұрын
Proof of Fitz character growth
@zarmos28583 жыл бұрын
I use to be a stander when I was 5
@GC-ed2zw3 жыл бұрын
I wipe untill it hurts. That way I know there will be no shit, the blood is a downside tho
@Snipethebambi3 жыл бұрын
We’re born shitting ourselves and we die shitting ourselves. We all go back to where we came from. 🙏
@louicoleman29103 жыл бұрын
“It’s like Boolean algebra” 🤣🤣🤣
@octpusik57613 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute when swagger stands up to wipe the water from the bidet drips from his ass to his legs.
@user-ey2yo7zt1l2 жыл бұрын
2:29 is Fitz talking about the Poseidon kiss??
@fundzthakidd88443 жыл бұрын
Nice save cam🤣
@vitoleskur3 жыл бұрын
First time i heard someone stood up while taking a shit, what the fuck is wrong with the world
@tiannamartin57123 жыл бұрын
I haven’t listened to the full podcast but I took this the wrong way I thought they were talking about when they’re recording a video, either standing or sitting, then they mentioned shitting and I thought mason stands up to take a shit
@lance76803 жыл бұрын
It’s truly horrible that some people would do this horrible thing
@eggsdee97273 жыл бұрын
I shit like fitz 💂🏿♀️💂🏿♀️💂🏿♀️
@guestguest36073 жыл бұрын
There's a compromise. Stand up and squat. Then you get the best of both worlds.
@tijmendejong20723 жыл бұрын
Another discussion is how you use your toiletpaper, fold it or crumple it up.
@tplmicale3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know standing was a thing lol😂
@EZ4S30NG3 жыл бұрын
Dude Jay Looks like John Wick Jfc
@dakotacrawley20983 жыл бұрын
Hey fits fucking upload
@nedelsonn3 жыл бұрын
Im eating while watching this, what a weird experience.
@DANKSINATRA2043 жыл бұрын
I expected better from Swagger
@jonas10151193 жыл бұрын
I cant believe they left out the part were Mizkif said he also shits while standing, not making contact with the toilet at any point
@danielzonneveld59723 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@zwaeeeh3983 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing
@mrordinarysir12493 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing.
@zerogoodcontent72933 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
@soapish4ever3 жыл бұрын
funny
@smallshrimpin69393 жыл бұрын
Good to see swagger and mason are fellow standers. I understand the sitting debate, but I personally don’t like it
@drewmister82393 жыл бұрын
I am a proud sitter, I am actually sitting doing what you think I am doing right now.
@degeneratetv74553 жыл бұрын
I thought they were talking about sitting or standing during streaming, and know I feel like my third eye is been fucking open, there is people who stand when they wipe disgusting.
@strato_54593 жыл бұрын
i scoot forward to the edge of the seat just a little and i wipe down ward so when i pull my hand away it falls into the water, then after 1 single wipe to get the major mess gone i hit it with the bidet. saves on paper and leaves my ass squeaky clean
@nathanielbrophy55313 жыл бұрын
true standers know about the one cheek hold
@piggysmalls43733 жыл бұрын
I wiped sitting down while watching this video
@schauwn99413 жыл бұрын
I am watching this while on the toilet. Proud sitter here
@nathanlykouretzos43083 жыл бұрын
Fitz gets it
@brycearchambault62603 жыл бұрын
Ima squatter
@Royalredry3 жыл бұрын
also, I sit, mate. Who the hell stands? I don't get it one bit. (keep in mind i am just joking for the meme)
@Soot_383 жыл бұрын
Fitz does a reach around wipe
@lastmiless3 жыл бұрын
i watched this during diner
@cixrvn39243 жыл бұрын
Did fitz just fuckin censor himself
@Royalredry3 жыл бұрын
Here comes the copypasta
@puchopro11033 жыл бұрын
Wait, is this Matt the same Matt in critikal's videos?
@lennonmahoney73023 жыл бұрын
It baffled me when I found out some people stand, it makes no sense at all
@conor94413 жыл бұрын
shit happens
@timetaker78163 жыл бұрын
Why aren't there as many crouchers. It's the optimal position to get that ideal spread from a 60° angle
@tylerdumke52843 жыл бұрын
Someone enlighten me when they mean stand do they mean like straight up because what I do is remain in the sitting position but I get off the toilet so I'm "squatting" so my hands are not hitting the seat but I remain squatting is this what they meant by standing?
@aku-xz6yy3 жыл бұрын
alternate title: 6 dudes talking about the two ways you can shit.
@Baljoekel3 жыл бұрын
Watched this video while shitting. 10/10, would recommend.
@keyboardghost65453 жыл бұрын
I have seen a good 6 different podcasts talking about this disaster of a discussion that jschlatt has started.... truely disgusting.
@ronanhannon19513 жыл бұрын
Swagger stands up because he's a stand up gent
@shifty19273 жыл бұрын
I thought only short and rounder people stood up because they couldn't reach. Also no ones arguments make sense for the standing side of this , it nuts
@themarchingzombie14613 жыл бұрын
I'm so high and I'm starting to think this isnt a fucking joke help
@DoopDoopShorts3 жыл бұрын
I’m wit fitz on this one
@crydegolem41353 жыл бұрын
This man used Boolean algebra to explain why he stands up to wipe his ass
@rubenleon22773 жыл бұрын
H3H3 has talked about this debate for the longest time
@maciekparuch9093 жыл бұрын
Now we need to discuss, you wipe from the front or back. If you wipe from the side, you are a creature that I don't want to know.
@angelnieto71093 жыл бұрын
Bro I thought they were talking about the pledge but then they talked about angles
@blazex21343 жыл бұрын
where is the jschlatt video???
@sleeprbeforesleepr3 жыл бұрын
um i have never heard of people standing until now wtf
@TheBead273 жыл бұрын
i’m an ex stander, i will say the surface area is better whilst sitting but it is much easier to see if it’s a clean wipe whilst standing. sitting is the way tho.
@toetoe34663 жыл бұрын
I knew someone who would squat ontop of a toilet like a frog and shit