bonsai humans - Misfits Podcast

[@ceooftherapy6655]

5 Star Review: The original use for the word “swag” was for the acronym “Secretly, We Are Gay” and now I have another reason to fall in love with Swagger.

[@redv2624]

thats a lie but yeah

[@ssenjii]

@@redv2624 p sure it was a joke but yeah

[@ceooftherapy6655]

@@ssenjii yes it is a joke, that is why I said it

[@redv2624]

@@ceooftherapy6655 ah sorry, its just theres some people that genuinely believe it on twitter and that

[@andrive]

Lol

[@tnbt3493]

rated 5 stars: Ive never seen a group of 6 people accomplish so little in an hour before

[@meatymateo705]

Rated Five Stars: Last time I was this early, Fitz still had a shred of optimism

[@booch9017]

Rated five stars: guys guys guess what guess what, I have the same midi keyboard as them, also im being held hostage in a museum in France

[@ItsJustDR3]

The akai mpc mini is like the most common midi keyboard out there to where I know people who aren't even musicians who have it lmao

[@adamboyle1779]

Hi Jerry

[@grimsyx6225]

Pog

[@leaf8227]

Nice

[@edv.3788]

@@ItsJustDR3 yeah everyone just seems to own one for some reason

[@ethanrobbins9401]

Rated 5 Stars: finished my finals and was greeted by my favorite group of Aussie Smoothbrains

[@gubdur4036]

Rated five stars: my history teacher taught my class about Lewis and Clark’s expedition and said next class we’ll be going outside.

[@HeartlessGaming]

“I took a break from working so much” Matt’s uploads:

[@andrewhedin7129]

5 Star Review: Swagger talking about Are you Afraid of the Dark brought me instant serotonin.

[@ayyylmao6689]

Rated 5 Stars: Never been spun into an existential crisis faster in my life than when I listened to this podcast.

[@Wafflebrownstien]

i was working out while listening to this podcast, and when they were talking about taking the layers of tape off i almost crushed my face with weights while laughing

[@JulmaKulma688]

Rated 5 stars on youtube: i am so pumped up for this podcast

[@moisescontreras9853]

Every-time I watch these podcast on Spotify or KZbin I think that the podcast gets like 300k views because of how good it is

[@R4K45H1_GAMING]

Swagger's hat and hoodie look so sick

[@jizzyboof8166]

Got that Merch bro

[@skato7291]

Looks like a standard death metal band logo.

[@themaskedjester5882]

Rated 5 stars: Always nice to hear the lesbians are happy.

[@cyvekilla]

"Baby head like putty, you mold that shit." - Tobi 2021

[@geazybreezy4514]

Rated Five star: Can we get a moment of silence for Ansiley and his 2 kids.

[@danieljenkins5191]

The fact that Ed Edd and Eddy wasn't even mentioned disappoints me

[@IAmGeeSnap]

omg i forgot ed edd n eddy PLANK!!! i really liked that show too

[@Demonbaby713]

Rated 5 stars: this podcast has helped me break the cycle, very cool!

[@generalgraham4206]

Rated five stars: I listen to this podcast instead of doing my schoolwork and now I’m failing all my classes but it’s worth it

[@contestedmean1820]

That is defiently swaggers favorite outfit, it looks sick tbh

[@aubreyblakely9112]

Rated 5 starts: I love how supportive they are towards Toby. It’s so wholesome. Also the gamer subs is fire

[@slyfirefox3444]

Well yeah they are friends 😂 and Toby isn’t a little bitch either.

[@albyshinyfield8841]

If there were a black Misfit would you be like “I love how supportive they are of him”

[@delusifer1017]

@@albyshinyfield8841 lmaoooo

[@jabezjoshua710]

she's their friend what do you mean lmaoooo, she's jsut existing

[@BaxxyNut]

I was born in 2001 and I had the same childhood. Every Saturday morning I'd wake up early to watch DBZ and Dragon Tales and Supernatural with the biggest bowl of cereal I could make. No internet, no video games

[@minylegends3650]

Rated five stars: this podcast has helped my with anxiety i have trouble falling a sleep, plus you guys have great houmor

[@xitcix8360]

That Spongebob bit was the funniest shit ever

[@TheDrummerdv]

You think I'm gonna get gamersups just because it comes in an anime waifu bottle? Good play, I will.

[@RenZvers3]

That's mccreamy?! I always picture him like a lil slimmer and short?

[@bepsiboi640]

5 star review: the seventh member of this podcast reminds me of my dad

[@taylors.7011]

Probably a question that’s been asked before but how does swaggersouls know so much about history

[@DarthLeopard]

By paying attention

[@taketheapex7785]

5 stars: you guys should start a podcast

[@ToenailConnoisseur]

I don’t know, I feel like it’d flop

[@yar_holmes6360]

Rated 5 stars for that LOTR background, only thing I know New Zealand for

[@zavier7058]

(5 stars) mason should make his portal connect to a lab with bonsai humans growing

[@aquawrld]

5 Stars: if I had a dollar for every time Mason talks on this podcast I’d be so poor. I love mason so much he should have his own segment 👄🙏

[@Ultra_Spark]

38:50 why did fitz call swagger Hugo?

[@rohananand7101]

*Rated 5 stars:* this podcast helps me cancel out the Argentinian national anthem that constantly plays in my head

[@hprime33_]

Rated 5 stars. Swagger should carry around a claymore and yell CRUSADE for the memes

[@mikeymcflynn3697]

5 star review: if swagger ever has a bit of lint in his belly button he needs taken care, call me.

[@cokemud]

Rated five stars: This podcast is proof that your subconscious is never dormant.

[@StarOnCheek]

56:54 they did, the episode is called "Mind the gap"

[@ImHalo]

Rated 5 stars: listened to it. Then burned down an orphanage. Would listen again

[@rookiemistkes]

I rate this 5 stars the jokes help me forget about the pain

[@FracturedStar]

Rated five stars: I missed a few episodes, listened to them all at the same time so I knew all the stories.

[@usjdhsuakndhd]

SHOOTING THE SHEEP UNDER THE SHEET!?SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

[@boberkurwa641]

i ran my phone over with a lawn mower while listening to this

[@cursedduality4766]

That moment when meat canyon's actually made a spongebob episode...

[@yoloswagprobro8227]

3:58 Let the confusion set in

[@amyd4758]

28:20 why does Jay sound like Lola from big mouth😂

[@GodsGanja]

best podcast ever especially how you guys don't even have guests often

[@G1GB_Jez]

25:12 SPACE WEED I'd be down for that

[@coffeeubertime7116]

5 stars: at least my mom doesnt have an onlyfans

[@thatrandommememan9900]

i swear i saw this exact episode while playing ark on ragnarok waiting for prime to spoil in a dream 2 years ago

[@dr_smack_you2219]

why letvthe prime spoil?

[@mr.shamblin7404]

Rated five stars: why isn’t there more stars to rate this podcast higher

[@jizzyboof8166]

Already done before

[@shaunthesheep5343]

Rated 5 stars : the taxis in cars are prostitutes. It’s the only explanation.

[@CHOPPERFAN34]

Rated five stars: to answer tobi’s question about attaching a foot to a random person, no it wouldn’t work. The body of the person missing a foot work see the other foot as a foreign substance and would try to destroy it. It would treat it the same way the body treats a virus or any other type of infection

[@johnkelley2999]

Rated 5 stars: My Shits have been thicker since I’ve started watching the podcast

[@soundlesspeal]

i was thinking of isolating a group of humans in a very tall reserve where they would have to jump and climb everywhere to survive. sort of force their evolution into making humans that can fly. or do the same with water making amphibious humans

[@mcshootydotjpeg]

5 stars. I agree with Toby. Mel Gibson does make great guitars.

[@phoenixsmokes]

this podcast has run its course fr

[@MuffinMan4681]

5 starts, my buddy is going on his (Mormon) mission to Melbourne, would y’all ever share a blunt with one of gods servants?

[@rehab9933]

yessss i love going to bed with these they help me so much

[@Justgabey]

Rated 5 stars: I had a tiny piece of weed stuck in my eye for half this podcast, thanks for keeping me distracted from my pain👍 (p.s. hopefully one of you get something stuck in your eye that you can’t get out for 30+min)

[@kohliosis5958]

38:50 why did Fitz call swagger Hugo

[@mesmerizingmonkey]

I think he said 'you go'

[@albyshinyfield8841]

Do you know why there are so many gangsters on earth? Because the moon doesn’t have many G’s

[@nashiwinchester7644]

Rated Five Stars: I use this as stress relief, so I don't give into my urges to start structure fires.

[@ramenkid2304]

Rated 5 star ⭐️ review : love to listen to the podcast while I play minecraft and working on my world

[@Gods77Love]

YEE YEE megapegapogchamphampertampon.

[@phowol1]

Rated five stars I watch this show daily because it makes me happy

[@jjack215]

5 star review. tell swaggers dad we love him

[@flavorytub]

Rated 5 stars: fits should upload a 5 sec video of him saying “hey” then mason walks in that’s it

[@sgtghostturkey5507]

Well if child test subjects become a big thing first suspects are going to be these boys 😂

[@treyward4189]

25:31 moon rocks

[@xdhelmax]

Rated 5 starts: just got my scuffed hoodie 10 out of 10 would buy again

[@elisyan4716]

Rated 5 Stars: Gave me an existencial crisis

[@RandOmdudeon]

the leg one made me think of that criminal mind episode

[@daemondrako]

1:04:22 funny enough, I was in a car accident last year and my car did in fact flip.

[@porcipine4206]

swags was almost killed by dorritos.... bois we gotta this man justice PRAiSE SWAGGER

[@saltycroissant4273]

Rated 5 stars: so good i watched the whole hour in around 10 minutes!

[@the_garage_therapist]

5 star rating: this podcast make me stupid and smart at the same time

[@itsjaydenk]

That 2 dollar peep show at ClubX is wild

[@laerik_]

rated 5 stars: I also used to sit in my onesie and eat cereal tuning out my parents fighting to inevitable divorce

[@crazedsocialistfemboy]

I tried painting some Warhammer minis during this, it took 3x the time because I laughed too much

[@drrecon2986]

Which army?

[@jaxxoncody421]

Rated five stars: my gamer dad’s game series is the gears of war series and since it has multiplayer that is how I was introduced into gaming and ultimately learned about you guys minus a few steps

[@Bigcat364]

Fitz trying so hard not to say “midget” haha

[@leepicplant9219]

Rated five stars: this podcast makes me want to drown myself, in a good way

[@imfatman8192]

Spongebob did have braces in an episode. It was like a school pic or something

[@turbmaister7488]

I love that swagger has looks like a little flat potato with helmet now

[@chandlerphemister7771]

Actually the reason we use gold is because it doesn't deteriorate or oxidize in our atmosphere

[@averagefisherman6488]

Rated five stars. You guys are pretty cool ngl.

[@ricecooker7037]

Rated fiiIiIiIiIive stars: pizza is a vegetable and so is my uncle

[@bobbobberson6585]

Rated 1.34236 stars - Pretty nice.

[@SpaghettiBappo]

Rated five stars would recommend cloning more masons though to start the army

[@KTM_Trooper]

Gamersups made mccreamy lose his beard... no hassel of shaving beards with this one simple trick... get yours now

[@Ronin-yy2on]

0:01 make a 10 hour of this song

[@liamsmart2101]

Australia's trees used to be so big that several people could wrap their arms around the tree and still not be able to touch eachother, but like almost everywhere the wood is more useful for cashola rather than the trees, so not too many big trees around anymore bruh

[@danielkelly7009]

Is this what acid feels like

[@AmonGus-fl6mv]

Rated 5 stars: Hitler's moustache is called the toothbrush moustache. Keep good oral hygiene!

[@ArkhamVEVO]

5 Star Review: Hungry for Burger and Gamer Supps.

[@BeanersParadise]

life does restart and boy do i have quite the story to tell...

[@sjeppertje5462]

I guess swagger got those bone extenstions after all.

[@yootd3m]

5 stars: Fitz. More like shitz

[@LittleMissNitro]

Rated 6.66 stars. Raise hell, praise Dale.