traumatic childhood memories - Misfits Podcast

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00:00:00 - intros
00:01:11 - Swagger was a square in middle school
00:06:18 - Fitz has to break into his own house
00:13:20 - panning in a polluted river
00:14:38 - Swagger's dad brainwashed him off drugs
00:22:30 - viagra thief not hardened criminal
00:25:17 - Amazon wants stoner drivers
00:29:24 - traumatic school memories
00:43:58 - missing important lessons in school
00:50:08 - what do you want to know everything about?
00:54:55 - Tobi's side hustle is progressing
00:57:49 - outros

[@eridiance9818]

Four stars: Would be five stars if you guys weren't wearing shirts

[@epikgamur9621]

Agreed

[@Nut-rition]

Agreen

[@gongler8207]

Ablue

[@ktjunior2453]

Ayellow

[@guy136]

Ared

[@bozzthegod2654]

Five Stars: The Misfits will never be all together again in a podcast one will always be missing

[@jesseyuqui]

Mc creamy? Zuckles? Inotourious?

[@mikefrayman5224]

Will be back together I know I’m all I’ve partied with them and I’ve seen him without masks

[@jacobwhitter2428]

What happened with the others

[@KADE.7]

@@jacobwhitter2428 nothing they just are never all together in an episode usually cause someone over sleeps

[@truepennytv]

it's kinda been that way for the whole history of the show hahahahaha

[@TreydonTaranatorReynolds]

Five stars: swaggers voice genuinely has so much bass that I have to turn my subwoofer down so it's more clear

[@TheWulf6]

Creativity - Noun(Thing) Create - Verb(Action) Creative - Adjective(What Kind?) Creatively - Adverb(How?)

[@darkraiden3540]

I thought creativity was an idea

[@himher4856]

@@darkraiden3540which is coincidentally a noun

[@nolanjakob9463]

Five stars: if swagger is 5,8 then he’s also 4,20 so he may not be tall but he’s always high

[@wubbalubbadubdub814]

Five star comment

[@paskaperse627]

he made this same joke in a vid tho

[@albyshinyfield8841]

420 pounds?

[@TL_27]

Fitz should have a audio alert system that has Siri yell "Weapon systems primed for 5seconds"

[@leokinchin3348]

Five stars: I'm listening to this cuddled up in my blankie and with my teddies, baked as hell

[@slayhoez9116]

Damn early

[@rhiannonnicol3155]

livin the life

[@keeensley]

@@rhiannonnicol3155 livin like larry

[@trentonlies675]

Lolsane

[@slumpgod1459]

When they were talking about how being high fucks with your taste buds it reminded me about when my homie made hotdogs with honey and parmesan cheese and thought it was bussin

[@medcorps7206]

that actually sounds bussin though

[@slumpgod1459]

@@medcorps7206 idk bout that one chief, it looked and sounds gross to me but to each their own my guy

[@theconerippa8061]

I mean honey flavoured snags with cheese is good but idk bout dumping honey on a hotdog thats gross0

[@moreespressolessdepresso6834]

sounds pretty good to me tbh, even though i’m a vegetarian so i couldn’t actually eat it

[@gabbsiscool]

Oh my god when Swagger was talking about the shaving cream on the desk it unlocked a memory I didn't know I had

[@ashy-knees]

Five stars: Mowing my lawn while listening to this podcast. Suddenly a nest of wasps didn't appreciate that I accidentally destroyed their home and everything they love using my lawnmower, and they fought back hard. Now my lawnmower is sitting in my yard and I'm afraid to go get it

[@Quedar]

take some sytrofoam and dissolve it in gasoline, submerged firecrackers. light, and then toss.

[@ashy-knees]

@@Quedar you a little late bro I moved 🤣🤣 I still think about that moment sometimes and still have a great fear of wasps tho lmaoo

[@mrjamesmonkey]

Five out of five stars. Swagger sounds like he was the type of kid me and my friends would peer pressure him or make fun of him haha

[@salockingaming6246]

I love how wholesome swagger sounds when he says byyyyyeeeeeee at the end

[@StellarMaki]

The mashing bones into paste is my favorite call back ever, please never let it die

[@wildberry527]

Five stars: When I was in elementary school my class raised salmon and they all died

[@woahhowmediocre3860]

Fitz just casually exposing his yr 3 teacher

[@EthanT05]

5 stars: you gave me ptsd to getting yelled at by my English teacher about the difference between a verb and adjective

[@inf3rnalis804]

Four stars: kindergarten teachers do actually teach. They do the foundational work for reading, writing, counting and math, science, and time, they work on improving social and motor skills. Elementary is the hardest to teach by far bc there are standards but the kids are useless and teachers have to develop lessons plans for an entire school day rather than just one period. Not to mention contract hours start before the school day and extend afterwards, plus staff development days, and teachers have to pay for most of their supplies, which is obviously a bigger burden for elementary. Also they’re not getting paid during the summer. Like most if not all districts offer a plan to split your salary over 12 months so there’s still checks, or it just works that way to begin with, but those months off are not considered in compensation even though you do end up doing work during them, and it’s not like you can have good paying job during that time.

[@Not_A_Smurf120]

Bro how short is swaggersouls, his feet dont touch the ground 😂

[@TehGorgo]

56:34 “How do any of you take us serious” We dont lol

[@kestermarshall4048]

You guys have no idea how relatable these stories are

[@evann03]

5 stars: I'd love to see you guys try madlibs considering you don't know the difference between verbs and adjectives

[@bigkahunaboy7936]

5 stars: every night I go to sleep listening to your podcast cause it’s not interesting enough to keep me awake

[@nightspecter9017]

at 49:26, somehow I also knew he was going to say that. Kinda trippy to here you all say what I was thinking

[@Nonseeablegurl]

5 stars: swagger is why I have a mask kink.

[@mindzhd]

I feel like that whole weed tongue bit was fitz hinting at having slept with tobi at some point while drunk

[@sam_im_trash8853]

Now THIS is a podcast I want to listen to

[@DRGEngineer]

I learned more listening to this podcast than the 10 years of school I've done so far

[@wokski2587]

Five stars: I mean there’s a bit more than five stars in space but it’s a good estimate

[@ravenwolf5080]

Had a teacher that had a pet python in our class and for the brave could stay to watch snack time .where she would feed it a mouse and if we wanted to we could watch .I grew up with nature documentaries.

[@nutter2961]

i didn't know what an adverb was until today i graduated highschool last year

[@mujtabaabdlegadir4524]

Yes I saw this a week earlier this is an epic episode

[@lox3566]

Five stars: I heard swaggers voice out of my earphones and he punched me in my face and stole my money 10/10 experience

[@ritenour12]

I’m with swagger I never really learned adverb or any of that stuff

[@micaylap5246]

i remember going to a new school in the middle of fourth grade and everyone knew how to do long division except for me. i still don't know how to do long division bro

[@PenisEnlargmemtConsoultant]

Ngl im 16 and I cant do long division on paper

[@vyros.3234]

Hot topic

[@fish8415]

Five stars: helped me relive my childhood

[@kyle_S2nd]

ayoo it’s my birthday, birthday podcast

[@Kabeeb]

probably one of my favourite episodes

[@FrankTheUnknown]

Learning the English language from the Misfits Podcast. See mom? Tell me it isn't educational!

[@xxnightmarexx_pr6069]

The birthday smack thing was actually pretty common

[@albingrahn5576]

i like the intro, very direct.

[@FireManiac58]

I once gargled water in the melbourne river for 30 dollars and bought a Donkey Kong amiibo with the money

[@4zrae1]

I want to play the first five minutes of this podcast for my mom 💀

[@ItsJustMe-hq6ky]

My parents did that 😂. The birthday smacks

[@mrjamesmonkey]

They did the same thing to me with fits for during elementary school it was like a dunce cap if it was your b day that day lol

[@roseblood_]

I have one kinda funny memory with my primary school... We were on trip with three classes from one grade, there were class a, b and c. I was bigger in size and one girl was throwing shit in my face about fatness, I was really pissed so I told her liteatly to fuck off. Her teacher heard that, and I even told her that her student was really rude to me but she was determined to punish me. Girl was from oposide class (c) that woman was asking me wich grade i am and what is my name. I told her random name someone who don't even exist and that I am from "a" class when in reality I was "b". It felt not right to got scold when that girl started so I played little trick on her teacher 😎

[@creepyomg5076]

was playin this before i went to bed and i fell asleep

[@tydlwav3495]

My first weed meal was chicken Ramen with crushed up flaming hot cheetos. Slaps even when not high

[@smalltownn]

Ontario Canada has sooooo many monarch butterflies.🖤 I see them slot in the end spring / summer

[@Pixiesouls]

Finally have energy to watch this hopefully it takes my mind off me having covid much love from the UK ♡

[@bolt_husky]

Swaggers voice at the beginning brought back memories of the surfer dude voice from a few years back. “Let’s go!” “Where we goin?” “Idk get in the car bro let’s go” 😂😂

[@chance9090elk]

This was a short one but a good one

[@juliangilmartin3973]

Five stars: sifted through ~5 hours of podcast to find tobi talking about rack

[@stephenbridges928]

I love swaggers headphones

[@clairebear3274]

Creativity is an abstract noun

[@lakupandaakalakupanda1888]

5/5 stars, I think this podcast has become an addiction to me at this point, and I cannot accomplish anything without it. (send help)

[@AndrewDicko]

Should make an episode where you try high food combinations people have come up with. (Maple syrup in a whole grain wrap was ooft)

[@roo9378]

I went to a private school for elementary and middle school. In second grade we had a new kid named Keith. Keith came from a fucked up family. My teacher was the sweetest woman alive and I thought of her as a grandmother. He would hit and swear at her like she was trying to kill him when she was only trying to help. He would throw all our desks, seeing as he was a larger kid, and threaten and go through with hitting us. There were like seven of us total. Keith went to the office a lot. He was there a few months and one day Keith didn’t come back. We were all really glad even though we weren’t sure of where he went seeing as we were all probably seven or eight years old.

[@saltedblueberry]

5 stars: Swagger souls. Did you know. That the sunset on Mars appears blue! Just as colors are made more dramatic in sunsets on Earth, sunsets on Mars, according to NASA, would appear bluish to human observers watching from the red planet. Fine dust makes the blue near the Sun's part of the sky much more visibilke, while normal daylight makes the Red Planet's familiar rusty dust color the most perceptible to the human eye. But one thing cooler than that is the awesome energy drink, Gamer Supps! (Code Misfits for 10% off)

[@bigfarts1293]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Review: I have recently moved over 1,000 miles away from my home for college. It has recently been really hard and I have been getting more and more homesick. Your guy’s podcast and videos have been a constant in my life and I know I can always come back to you. Thank you for helping me out. We pimp chimpin

[@kestermarshall4048]

5 stars: i lost my keys 2 years ago and found them a week ago in the front pocket of my bag. 5 stars

[@AtomicPhoenix]

Five Stars: you guys are the reason i started weed and i roll a joint whenever i see a new drop

[@GeRaiDah]

Swaggersouls voice is like a howard stern impression

[@flyyyod020]

contender for best podcast episode

[@nashiwinchester7644]

Rated five stars: my free weekly therapy😁

[@alexis2318]

weekly*

[@nashiwinchester7644]

@@alexis2318 thanks dude

[@newmanaustin302]

birthday woopins is a tradition in my house lol im 23 and we still do it to every one

[@leilanicrane9356]

I LOVE YOU FITZ

[@Josh-si6ds]

Does Fitz look kinda skinnier to anyone else?

[@BaskingBall14]

good to see swagger learning Grammer.

[@evann03]

I'd love to see you guys try madlibs😂

[@MyNameLuxury]

19:58 I had a similar moment experimenting with food high asf and it was white rice with chocolate syrup🤣 good at the moment but never again

[@jayslaps754]

The long running Toby doing coke bit 🤣

[@sundust_]

noun = person place or thing verb = action adjective = describe noun adverb = describe verb

[@ryanirey8378]

I never thought cigarettes were cool but I did smoke them I smoked one because I was like let's see what it is and then I liked it and that's the problem

[@PenisEnlargmemtConsoultant]

Don't make it a habit, I smoked for 10 years and I regret it everyday.

[@ryanirey8378]

Na I quite

[@dreamydemure]

in 4th grade 2 boys got mad at the teacher and started rolling around on the ground like a caterpillar and the teacher just ignored them. and in 7th grade 5 or 6 days after the first day there was a fight then a couple weeks later there was 5 fights 💀

[@Irrkro]

Creative is a noun, its an idea, not an action, not a descriptive word and definitely not a sound or state of being

[@13MiniMidgets]

Creative is definitely a descriptive word, what are you talking about? If I say that's a creative solution or that is a creative person it's being used as an adjective

[@hannakrieger6006]

1 pull mike Nolan and swagger should have a cigarette chain smoke competition

[@TBDLXBACON]

Swagger? Ciggies?😂 you can’t even joke about that😂 we shall not smoke fugs🤮

[@TBDLXBACON]

I mean “we” as smokers not the community 😂 I don’t speak for you guys

[@Great4554]

Just wondering what mics are those and like the equipment for the podcast

[@ProdCarnation]

My first time was out of an apple and for ages I didn't feel high either! 🤔🤔🤔

[@EXarrow123]

Aw man! Where is Pink Gradient Man?

[@protocolaxis2714]

I still don't know those either and we still use them in highschool

[@lilw2ez734]

5 stars brought back so many Elementary school especially with the shaving cream and the desk I did that shit too

[@camcampbell3940]

question for yall: how are you gonna cope with the new vape laws?

[@zackarycerna4397]

this part when they are talking about cigarettes it maid me remember that i kept the fist 2 i ever smoked and that they were in a big monster can and i just got done cleaning out my room or trash and shit i didn't need and i had a lot of monster cans in the big box i was putting everything in and it made me this this is something very important so i went in the trash to get them and i put the dates on them and i realized a year has passed when i smoked them.

[@darkraiden3540]

Creativity is a noun. It's the idea of being creative or something like that.

[@hunkofhamofficial]

I bought the tobi one... unboxing coming soon

[@CaptainNeo727]

Obligatory Tobi admiration comment 🥴🥴

[@imherecauseyourcommentwasc1222]

*overused simp insult* 🥴🥴🥴

[@mctoasti9643]

Five stars: listening to this podcast has made me addicted to gamersupps. Now I can’t feed my starving family.

[@wyattgraves1127]

I used to guess the Pokémon calls with a old friend and I would blow his mind because I knew almost every single one

[@allysonsweat1002]

the amount of times they said "you know"

[@Robin-dz2ip]

childhood trauma? more like crack

[@MaskedVizionary]

Actually managed to remember Bulbasaurs voice

[@dylanjones4408]

Swagger talks about adjectives an verbs I have the same problem no idea why

[@dementedtv7740]

bro i remember the shaving cream thing

[@toosmoo7610]

Their grammar skills are incredible, lol

[@dgtl193]

HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE IT WAS ACTUALLY BULBASAUR!!!!!

[@tomfoyll9344]

another is there was a kid who liked to chew the entire ends of his long sleeves and at times wed have to "grab hands of our neighbour" and that was gross but that wasnt the worst part. the worst part was i saw his legs and they were what i thought was scooby doo socks. kid was a double amputee and would leave those bitches all around the room and would slide around and i was told THATS normal. no.

[@lordtouchmenowxd85]

The verbs an adverbs bit hit me a little to hard I missed 4-5 years of school because of issues with the schools themselves but I got back in around 6th grade and stayed in up until my sophomore year then I dropped out an started working because I realized that I wasn't going to graduate until I was well into my 20's I'm not stupid by any means but I'm also not intelligent I'm somewhere in between but for this bit I was fucking dumb and dumber

[@capatheist]

1:40 dumpers are good for spin, or you get some papers and roll the unburnt tobacco. You don’t actually smoke the butt

[@codyc5787]

We should make swagger play scribblenauts to learn verb/noun/adverb