a guide to being offensive - Misfits Podcast

[@joearmadillo6756]

mason seems so much happier lately im so glad hes doing well

[@bibleentries]

He has full blown aids

[@ivanrodriguez6134]

He has aids?

[@rjscherer2073]

big man ?

[@bibleentries]

@@ivanrodriguez6134 yes

[@jakethedude7206]

@@bibleentries wait I thought he had ligma

[@apady37]

Slag: "A woman whom sleeps around, looks cheap &/or has a questionable character."

[@AxxLAfriku]

NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear apa

[@thomaswilliams3518]

good shit

[@21masont]

@@AxxLAfriku you're definitely sick in the head

[@mrnugget3691]

@@AxxLAfriku Yes AxxL, you are sick in the head homie. Thought you were a troll after all these years but no, there's straight up something wrong with you lmao

[@xitcix8360]

You do realize that & means both and as well as or, right?

[@felixsc1049]

Tobi was looking deep into my soul at the start

[@Alexa-iy9bf]

intimidating

[@robertzoldi1339]

He is so scary

[@jericb]

SEXY

[@abhinavcheedella4296]

@@robertzoldi1339 she

[@StaySane-TV]

@@robertzoldi1339 how

[@fiveoneecho]

"My wife's an ore!" Wow, that went horribly underappreciated.

[@Fyrebarr]

Absolutely underrated

[@missajenston7277]

right? smh

[@ImCroozy]

His jokes usually are and idk why

[@jackattack7940]

Yeah, I suppose it's just that he doesn't push his jokes out that much

[@drz616]

Is there a hidden meaning to it I'm not getting?

[@The0nly3than]

i lost it when swagger called covid the "boomer remover" lmao

[@Dannyfilms1808]

22:33 Toby: “I don’t know how to read” Swagger: “what about you mason” Mason: “ah I mean, I like the smell of paint ” 👁 👁 👃🏼 👄

[@mistafishman]

I love how Matt just slowly faded into darkness

[@thecanadianguy1662]

If anyone needed to learn how to be offensive, here’s your guys (and Toby)

[@g_iovanni1000]

if anyone’s it’s matt, Matt’s great it’s just every time he cracks a joke it’s fucking silent lmao

[@JulianPerello-l2q]

thankyou canadia

[@coolguycaiden5141]

@@g_iovanni1000 it’s sad bc he’s hilarious they just don’t want to get canceled

[@mister6599]

You are a nice guy Mr Canada

[@phoebescott6787]

@@coolguycaiden5141 the misfits entire brand is them not caring if they get cancelled or not lmao

[@KellyKar]

Swagger: It's hot as fuck here Swagger: *wears black hoodie, chainmail and black head mask*

[@doomslayer2875]

The amount of ads my guy holy shit

[@emilelambrechts1069]

For how long tho

[@TyroneDemarcusTraeJrIII]

laughs in adblocker

[@ZWCaleb]

@@TyroneDemarcusTraeJrIII laughs in youtube premium

[@CMDRFoxhound]

Laughs in youtube vanced

[@itruskawki]

cries in poor

[@adrianagado2862]

Mason you lookin good man. He looks really happy. Iv been loving your recent rust server uploads, super entertaining with editing and choice of music bro. Have a good one you guys.

[@bigbootybob94]

Lmao They start to re open places with 0 new cases but here in America we are almost all re opened with 200,000 cases a day I hate my life

[@porteroffinland]

The way toby looked at the camera at the beginning... I dont know how to feel

[@taurtle9310]

yeah ngl toby looking kinda cute this time of year

[@porteroffinland]

@@taurtle9310 is it gay to fall in love with her at this stage of the transition?

[@taurtle9310]

@@porteroffinland Even if it was who cares bro, if there was anyone I’d happily go gay for it would be Tobi

[@raccoonwithsentience]

@@porteroffinland if you're a woman than yes it's gay, but if you're a man than no you're still straight :)

[@porteroffinland]

@@raccoonwithsentience but pp

[@kroniktp7119]

13:00 i thought swagger only had a single tone he could speak in, this shit surprised me

[@raccoonwithsentience]

my mandatory comment on every podcast: tobi is pretty

[@dog_on_chair]

sus

[@raccoonwithsentience]

@@dog_on_chair sure thing bud

[@goawayguzman7474]

@@dog_on_chair we sus af

[@LoveTheLord77]

Hell yes Tobi looks better every podcast

[@raccoonwithsentience]

@@LoveTheLord77 i know right! that's why i comment every podcast :)

[@Crazy85quirrel]

Right as I was thinking of how badly I wanted them to upload, the gods spoke!

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

Ironic concidering they probably ain't to happy with swagger anymore lmao

[@scuffed4204]

@@Hunter_Kennedy1 What do you mean?

[@yup_its_adam_again1848]

By 40:00 I recognized we haven’t unlocked Matt as a character yet

[@lukedepaolo654]

There’s a podcast in your ads

[@ricardocantu4152]

toby is looking more like a girl everyday its definitly a trip lmao

[@paytonclark8600]

she’s transitioning from male to female!! so exiting to see her grow 💗

[@eeeeper]

@@paytonclark8600 I know im late but its awesome!! Im really happy for her!

[@eeeeper]

@ace yes but what she identifies as does. Instead of going out of your way to purposely misgender her why dont you support her

[@beast-mb1cm]

I asked Siri how many holes a straw has and she said there a zero holes it is a tube

[@tr3ble568]

My Alexa says 1 continuous hole

[@quintinus3532]

Zuckles is so absent just eating dust

[@serpicopiu3591]

My favorite part of this podcast is Swag's laugh. Fitz: *says something funny* Swag: *hahahahahah*

[@JustLoki666]

Misfits should just write a book of memoirs from the guys and call it the "Misfits Bible"

[@Lilypily43]

Mason was way more talkative and happy this episode! And also the adds, get that cash bro why not!🥳💖

[@ithrowstuffinavideogame]

42 adds in 1 hour, I'm going over to Spotify

[@dog_on_chair]

youtube is putting ads in vids even if you dont want them now

[@ithrowstuffinavideogame]

@@dog_on_chair yeah I herd that, that's why I'm going over to Spotify for misfits podcasts now

[@pending-WW2000]

Just skip to the end and then replay

[@Lambinoyt]

Dude it's the whole point of the podcast, "how to be offensive"

[@sebastianrohn5906]

Is this some kind of poor joke that im too rich to understand?

[@onetimestrings1487]

Tobi lookin like an 80's dance instructor.... it's good 👍

[@Calthecool]

Mason yanked the lever back and forth very fast, causing the tracks to break and the train to derail, hitting both groups of people.

[@21masont]

Bro tobis looking actually really good

[@21masont]

@@Northtarctica is there something wrong with complementing a trans person. You're calling me gæy for complementing someone on their transition? You gotta be under 14 fucking child

[@bobbymcbruh5182]

@@21masont chill bud, the dude said 3 letters and your butthurt😂

[@Starzoh]

The way she was looking in the camera at the start 😳

[@21masont]

@@bobbymcbruh5182 nah not really, just like dude. That's literally exactly what he was saying tho. Even tho he just said sus we all know what he means

[@DivinesLegacy]

@@21masont bro it’s ok that your gay it’s 2020 😊

[@Say_Shin]

Sometimes I forget that the seasons do a wacky thing for the Southern Hemisphere

[@m1000-n8w]

Sometimes I forget that Americans aren't aware that the rest of the world exists

[@TobiG4mer]

46:38 Incubators are machines used to *incubate* eggs so they stay warm and protected till they hatch. Yet Swagger seems convinced that Italians put their sick in them xD

[@TJ-kj9ki]

Hippity hoppity, Tobi is property

[@porteroffinland]

How much?

[@mx1868]

Well, yea

[@DivinesLegacy]

He’s not quite there, but his transition to property should be a very slow process.

[@misfit_sailor388]

Tell me why every time Swagger laughs it just makes me die laughing. I'm not laughing at him, but his laugh just makes me so happy!!

[@AirDuerk]

Bruhhh when Swagger said Howard Stern, it was at that point I realized Swagger sounds exactly like Howard Stern 🤣

[@samlindsay122]

Matt’s lighting was crisp

[@kadaleyes]

Swagger's helmet gonna need some extra ventilation.

[@matthewmill4906]

I’m from Scotland and our national animal is the fecking unicorn love the podcast tho

[@arectuspili9100]

I thought it was the Loch Ness

[@Lou-xn2oo]

Hell yeah represent 🦄🦄🦄🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@loganstewart3369]

I liked how you typed "feckin" like u also type in a scottish accent

[@atonofshrooms]

Scottish boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄🦄

[@revi_music]

So many midrolls. I'm happy for you guys.

[@daydreamrevenant-kl8by]

Mason and Tobi look so much happier and healthier, it's nice to see

[@Hihi-yp7sf]

Bruh I got anxiety when Toby was staring into my soul in the start of the podcast lol

[@maje2610]

During their discussion about the money kill question they mentioned the person killing people themselves and getting the money. That prompted me to think: Isn't that how bounties work?

[@prestonseim1708]

10:20 plot twist, straws have no holes. its just a sheet of plastic rolled to form a hollow cylinder with both ends open

[@reeon1876]

Im saying it lads Toby is the only woman worth simping for

[@leevikv]

Simp

[@billiamfancypants]

Simp

[@Duenschissdoktor]

sorry but i think her hair in this episode looks pretty bad

[@MephistoV]

I love how when you slowly use the slider you can see matts background steadily getting darker and darker until he turns a light on

[@MadMike17]

toby's transition is looking so good im happyt for her

[@Mandotrooper]

Aaaand at 7:38 your boy Fitz admits to starting the wildfires. Can I get a POGCHAMP

[@maxdomania4279]

Haha, Mason with the OG Skullduggery Pleasent - loved the books, still remember it being just a good time reading it.

[@gizmothepiefaceman3062]

Swaggersouls should make place called Swaggerland.

[@TL_27]

Thanks for uploading earlier. Had a bad day and you guy cheered me up

[@-.-1724]

matt using those hd800s for a podcast is a bit of a flex

[@castiical]

i wanted to listen to this while doing my math test but my school wifi has YOUR channel specifically, i could only watch clips :(

[@Dylan9]

Fitz reading ratings: “My wife is a slag.” Swagger: *clap clap clap*

[@adenchannells4490]

I’m high as shit and the misfits moving in the background scared the shit out of me

[@sheepy1568]

When swagger said favourite book, I just said Skulduggery Pleasant and then Mason brings it up and I was so shocked

[@scott2677]

Two facing left. Two facing right and mason going back and forth

[@wintersoldier4196]

“3 weeks without a new covid case, we went from worst state to best.” meanwhile us in WA going 9months without a new covid case 😐 (excluding fifo workers)

[@Norahh369]

Olympia got 80 cases like two days or somthing

[@lium4918]

Mason is like a kid at the doctors office

[@tiebreezy1889]

Props to the mad catch by swagger at 36:48

[@ktgame2640]

Swagger I agree to liking the smell of 'Mildew'

[@vipRLH]

Tobi: what ever the fuck is on the other side of new Zealand Swagger: the ocean * Cries in European *

[@xbvegas4273]

Step 1: be white Step 2: see step one

[@wintersoldier4196]

step 3: be male

[@cloudss-t4i]

Step 4: be straight

[@Fediko7]

Step 5: Be a gamer

[@666-55-t]

Step 6: Make sure you are still white, just in case

[@lux6585]

@@666-55-t step 7: make sure your straight

[@Jelahn]

Tobi looking like a whole math teacher now

[@MrJasenstewart97]

To answer Toby's question, "PULL THE LEVER KRONK"

[@bryanagates4886]

Bruhhhhh I feel attacked I had a roach farm 😂😂😂

[@v1ckyb306]

Tobi is always posing real interesting questions. Like dam.

[@rinmadepie]

36:05 my girlfriend is ethnically jewish but she converted to christianity a few years back. she's jewish, but she doesn't follow judaism

[@decay_wrbx]

11:40 OH SHIT THATS A ZOOLANDER REFERENCE

[@jacka6403]

as a german watcher i accept this episode of the podcast as a good episode

[@ColonelCatnip]

i love it when there’s an ad every 5 minutes

[@Victornoo]

Same

[@Hoops420]

Oh yes me too

[@whipper3547]

they sellouts now

[@ero-ko2218]

@@whipper3547 tis all about the money. If you listen on Spotify there are no ads

[@whipper3547]

@@ero-ko2218 yeah but thats still a lot of ads

[@ZeroScapes]

I too like the smell of Textbooks, old and new.

[@jaycurly9810]

Swagger was already making fun of my wanna be sociopath self bro REALLY🤣🤣

[@jaycurly9810]

13:17

[@peeweecactus5910]

Tobi just treat us like beautiful flower and blossom us.

[@wh33zr]

My favorite book was lost in the snow I forget who it was by but, that book was sad and epic at the same time

[@ryanentrott4404]

Dear misfits I had to say the N-word 2 times I. Class and almost got beaten up in the school bathrooms but the podcast helped my ego recover

[@swosels]

This makes me feel less alone. Thanks.

[@voidburrito2038]

46:42 give me swagger voice acting

[@some1steezy428]

what ads? *laughs in premium*

[@noahgue]

43:20 shout out to swagger with the MGS reference

[@Victornoo]

Its always swaggers bye at the end that does it for me

[@kingcaskett4261]

hahahahah this podcast was so fkn good but man there gonna be copping HEAT LMAO! FINALLY SOME CLASSIC HUMOR! Loving the pods

[@LoveTheLord77]

Wait swagger watches ants Canada?!

[@Calthecool]

49:30 BRUH

[@ruthless-ryu8619]

Yeah

[@roast_mutton_chops]

Matt for 99% of this podcast: 👁👄👁

[@ethanlong4670]

The amount of ads looks like a typical white girl's Instagram story.

[@joelkline5880]

just how long are you..? Ethan Long

[@fmcl33]

its gonna be weird when they actually do regular podcasts again

[@statusk.w.o.-topic8610]

I'm Jewish and i enjoyed this podcast

[@meatboi]

Tell me why Toby looks like that cool aunt everyone is close with

[@Heyitdave]

When you notice Matt's ausie accent seeping in after a couple years

[@MatyldaASMR]

okay like, I was truly hypnotised by how gorgeous Tobi is

[@jboogie3021]

You were "hypnotized"? Lol stop virtue signaling. In no normal standard is that gorgeous.

[@MatyldaASMR]

Jboogie bruh

[@jboogie3021]

@@MatyldaASMR what an insightful response. I know you guys are super accepting of everything but this shit is weird. Tobi you are not gorgeous. You look like a dude who put on a light amount of foundation

[@a_dawg1114]

38:43 ngl Toby is on the right path, the Jewish ethnicity part is those who decend from Abraham, that's where it becomes an ethnicity instead of religion

[@Poob-gy6sx]

Toby in the intro just gives off a vibe of “Yeah, I fuck”

[@itaybenyosef1789]

Fun fact: you can get rid of the ads just by moving the line to the end of the video an starting over

[@lilawest6514]

fitz: nudge nudge wink wink, know what I mean know what I mean?

[@alfiehussey4050]

“A guide to being offensive” Just say the n word

[@lovesiccat]

Just recall the massacre of Tiananmen Square in China, you can offend people and then disappear.

[@nota1d4n]

as a jew i was laughing my ass off

[@kajus_2303]

39:50 thats cool and all but what if you have 10 to 20 cps

[@Randomperson-ht2ey]

14:40 does anyone remember that video of the kiwi bird nailing trees to the side of a cliff and then committing suicide?

[@missajenston7277]

why would you dig up such a cursed memory

[@Randomperson-ht2ey]

@@missajenston7277 cause they brought up kiwi birds

[@Mungo658]

yeah my small sea side town has been tier 1 for the past 7 month or whatever but NOW WE ARE TIER 3 MELTDOWN GAY MODE

[@alwaysjordan7032]

There are no holes in a straw, it is a tunnel.

[@MrKTMMusic]

My man Fitz (Steve) is Mr steal your girl

[@michaelmullenix7115]

Imagine having summer with Christmas with no snow 🤩