Miss Coco Peru Goes Nail Shopping

[@rah62]

Coco Peru retiring? That bothers me.

[@harperjones8930]

RAH520 I read that in her voice

[@Cutelatinguy2]

@@harperjones8930 me too! LOL

[@stache1954]

Breaks my heart -

[@machturtlepresents]

Worst news I've heard all day.

[@bradymabe9937]

I'm distraught.

[@iriseteru]

"Children ruin everything." I could not agree more. xD

[@rachaeleigh]

They ruin my day at work every time they come in..but than again I feel the same way about every body

[@dylanallen2499]

“Coco, children watch this.” “You know... children ruin everything.” MY SWEET COCO PERU DON’T EVER CHANGE 😻

[@astropgn]

I had to stop, rewind and watch it again several times hahahaha

[@kpickxx1]

Dylan Allen HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST THING EVER

[@authorgkray]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. I laughed for ten solid minutes.

[@ECIllustrations]

I died laughing at that part. Coco makes my day lol

[@TheWokeWarlock]

I spit out my drink! I think Coco is my spirit animal

[@tubblebub]

"...And the rest who don't recognize me are DEEPLY disturbed by my presence." I love you, Coco!

[@LilliansLament]

Kati Aaarrgh as I’m watching this video she said this right when I scrolled to this comment 😂

[@MatthewRX]

By the way- you talking about retiring....that bothers me....

[@JacobHoggan]

MatthewRX she’s earned it

[@travisziegler9053]

Her face when she says, "customer service in Maybelline?" DEAD.

[@erikwick]

"This is Coco Peru. I'm a low-end celebrity drag queen." I fell out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexysq2660]

*@Seventy8* ~omg, Yaaaaasss ({; D ...!!!

[@rummagingchaos]

i refuse to believe coco peru is only a character. this is just too convincing

[@coolcutsgal2]

Nope, it's TRUE. She was a contestant on RuPaul drag race I think it was season 2 (check it out on Google,but I'm pretty sure)

[@bloonsfamguy]

@@coolcutsgal2 are you that stupid?

[@brendatrump5163]

Don't EVER retire from our lives, please keep making videos as you get older because I need you now that I have found you.

[@jefffrontiera6716]

Coco I found your kiss nails at Dollar General. They had a ton of French tip.

[@BrandonBoston2]

Coco Dear, I also found them online at Amazon... various styles and sizes of French Tip!

[@Marianna6843]

Brandon Boston Coco doesn’t do Amazon.

[@missdaisysunshine8633]

Did she ever get them????

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

Your story about your mom's friend and the black woman is great!

[@RandyWaage]

Women getting perms in the 70's was such a BIG deal! I remember Streisand in the Main Event having a good looking perm. So weird the different trends from back in the day. :)

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

@@RandyWaage Yeah, man, I find a lot of them interesting, especially in music and hair. The history of dreadlocks in America is particularly interesting to me, I love them so much!

[@allisonyoung4007]

@@RandyWaage My brother had one~ala~ mike Brady! ( We all have really thick,unruly hair in my fam, lol)

[@joncampos5551]

that youtube channel Say what blood?!?

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

@@joncampos5551 I'm not sure what you're asking what about

[@highfrequency9127]

I'm dying at the line" you know children ruin everything" 🤣

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

C$$kblockers!

[@ofthelight6932]

Coco go to the Dollar tree!! They have them.

[@theboynamedMNL]

Julie Leet and that’s a good deal there too

[@rhysfoley391]

It might send coco over the edge

[@fluffylittleclouds6642]

Coco at the Dollar Tree would be a fun video. 💅🏼

[@rudypalma1250]

That would be a perfect video!

[@ivorwm2291]

I couldn't, with a clear conscience, ask Miss Peru to visit Dollar Tree. She is a famous celebrity and it would not be correct!

[@MitchellWiggs]

I would die if I was walking around in CVS and saw her omg

[@MinaF99]

“Coco, kids watch this!” “Kids ruin everything.” “My husband’s from Spain... thank you.” “I’m a low end celebrity drag queen” I couldn’t stop laughing for the entire video! Love you!!

[@DiamondLife_96]

"so many options, under so much bad lighting" God if that ain't a shopping mood

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

☠️💀

[@jeffyoung4078]

"Customer service in Maybelline?" Why did I laugh so hard at that?

[@lindalou5213]

jeff young - I immediately checked to see where she was standing ... next to Maybelline ?? LOL

[@thepettiestpersonever6534]

I didn't even notice she was next to the Maybelline section! Bahaha

[@mysticalpineapple7263]

“Maybe I’ll call the nail company today..... and have a little discussion” 😆😆😆

[@Wendykenson]

Mystical Pineapple *calls, leaves voicemail* *DISTRAUGHT*

[@MonkyPocks01]

Oh my dear god.. it's the tension tamer tea all over again!! Ps.. I love you miss lady!!

[@platinumrubies85]

That bothers me.

[@BrianJordanAlvarez]

I’m such a fan!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@teapotcubby]

OMG! I'm a huge fan of both of you!

[@rich0849]

After retirement please do full time in you tube 😘😘😘

[@Hailstormand]

“Coco, children watch this.” “Children ruin everything...” True, queen.

[@bg5625]

"Children ruin everything.." LMAO ... i did actually laugh out loud.

[@SuperMiketheone]

“There is a Petco, I don’t have a pet, but I do go in there to wish the animals well”. LMAO!

[@xohmydarlene]

What a wonderful way to wake up. A notification from Coco. Now going to enjoy this video. Love you Coco! :)

[@DustinHunter]

Dar Right?! I’m barely awake when I check my phone and shoot up in bed like it’s Christmas friggin morning! 🙌

[@backslash75]

10:33 “You know, children ruin everything” I snorted lmao

[@stageYoda]

"I don't #@*% around when it comes to my vapors." I smell a spokesperson opportunity. And it smells like eucalyptus.

[@LikanMX]

I could watch you go shopping for a bottle of water

[@seanmcfetridge5635]

Lol Agree 100%. And holy damn are u a beautiful man 😉

[@Nixie_536]

Me too 💙😻

[@BetchesInTheOutfield]

Likan Prower I could watch you do anything 😻

[@CC_Reads]

and not buy it at the end cuz she never buys anything lol

[@ajordan6431]

You just got followed af

[@Stevebaby123]

“Children ruin everything.” Lol. As a teacher, I couldn’t agree more. What’s all this retirement talk from such a young bird as yourself?! Lovely waking up to your notification! Much love to you, Miss Coco!

[@angelafender]

I hope your not my kids teacher haha

[@Stevebaby123]

Angela Fender it’s a joke.

[@Stevebaby123]

Lil Kay it’s a joke. Geez.

[@alexysq2660]

~Paging: The Fa-a-a-a-bu-lous *Ms Agatha*Trunchbull,* of "Matilda" fame ({; > ...!

[@krunchyv]

I’m having literally the worst fucking day. And you made me laugh while I am so upset. I love coco so much.

[@verus2k6]

"i dont #$@* around when it comes to my vapors" i need to find a situation to use this line cuz her delivery affected me so.

[@neggispringfeild]

"Coco children watch this." "Children ruin everything." Pretty damn true lol

[@sharynmitch8117]

Oh Coco I've missed you. "And that bothers me" :D Please do more vids

[@ranjitkale913]

She has a very pure, calm, kind aura! Angel!

[@erich196]

Hope you continue to make these videos when you retire. I enjoy my fixings of Coco!

[@SillyTube9]

"Barnacles." Crying. Jut crying laughing! Thank you Miss Coco Peru! You're the best.

[@sylvias4899]

" A low end celebrity drag queen" OMG I'm dying.😂 😂😂

[@arronmalt]

"Children watch this." Coco:"Children ruin everything!"

[@LilliansLament]

Arron Malt As I’m watching this video I scrolled to this comment right when she said this

[@patchwick17]

Coco Peru shops for nails, but starts to vent out about different stuff in the store. And I am here for it!!!!! 💯

[@onelovedisco]

Grrrl you are PRICELESS! So don't you DARE think of retiring! Who can replace you? NOBODY!

[@hailholyhwasa3773]

We missed you Coco!

[@Jamieprv]

Miss Coco was letting the expletives fly today.

[@jae7798]

"You know Children ruin everything" LMAO

[@nathanhaimson]

God, Coco just makes my day better.

[@victoriarichardson1471]

Please don’t retire CoCo. The World needs you more than ever. You are old school like myself. I get so sick of some of this new age crap they come out with. I have been waiting for a Coco Peru video to come out. And you did not disappoint.

[@caramelrhapsodyjesseslife]

Where has Coco been all my life!!! Why am I just seeing her for the first time? I have so many videos to catch up on!!! I was suffering from a 13-day marathon bout of Depression when this video popped up in my notifications. I'm so grateful for that suggestion. Coco, you are so humorously relatable that we could definitely be BFFs!! Now, instead of looking forward to a dark, quiet depressing weekend I'm prepared for smiles, light and laughter as well as some beauty tips! Thank you. 😘😍💕

[@daviddimascio2338]

@7:50 “when I see people walking with these, I’m walking in the opposite direction.” ME TOO!!!!!!

[@GayzIntoHorror]

I discovered this amazing woman years ago. I’m 20 now and appreciate her humor x100 more

[@EvanCathey]

This is me every time something I like disappears from the shelves, love you Miss Coco.

[@justinjopp4915]

Please don't retire Coco Peru! You are the bright ray of sunshine that I need when I go to bed and when I wake up in the morning! I love you!

[@alexysq2660]

~She even has the cushion/pillow, that *says:* "I Am a Ray of F**king Sunshine", to p r o v e it ({; D ...!!

[@jacqueline9973]

“ And the rest that don’t recognize me are deeply disturbed by my presence” 😂

[@kosmoboi]

“I don’t fuck around with my vapors” needs to be my ringtone. ❤️😂🎶. I fucking love you 😍

[@justgreat79]

Mention of Coco's impending retirement put me in a mood. IN A Mood!

[@TheTurkaderr]

Please don't retire, I can't live without you!!

[@BianchiRoadshow]

Coco, don't retire! You are so awesome! =)

[@Jeansisters]

Ahh coco we’ve missed you! I love your videos! Don’t ever retire!!

[@vandowning6062]

Dear Miss Coco, I very recently stumbled upon your videos here on KZbin. I had no idea who Miss Coco Peru was. And, you know what? That bothers me! Best regards, Van

[@markcurcio9928]

Love you coco

[@perdidoatlantic]

I want to see Coco shopping with Tammie Brown. I think it would be a good friendship. 👭

[@moue-x]

Perdido Atlantic your so hot

[@jeffkleitsch9170]

Perdido Atlantic hi :)

[@JsRf13]

yes! this would be amazing!!!

[@mellowbellow3002]

I agree with you about the vicks. I'd wear it all of the time if people would stop complaining!💜

[@SmolHealyBean]

I’m so glad Coco is back to bless us with a new video ❤️

[@afm6781]

I just love you, Miss Coco. You’re a hero/heroine! ❤

[@spacecxwbxy]

my queen has returned!

[@Thomas_Wedderburn]

Anyone else think Coco should do ASMR or longer rambling videos? Such an oddly relaxing voice to space out to 😊

[@tonyserra2787]

One of the most professional, incredible, entertainers alive! Love everything you do!

[@juniordukejose]

I love that sense of belonging somewhere and appreciating it...that's what Coco's KZbin videos make me feel and see on my daily life❤❤❤

[@JSanime]

The internet says they're still available at Wal Mart, Target, and Ulta. ❤️ You Coco!

[@suzyfanetsberger5073]

Thanks Coco. You always make me smile! 😊

[@EV0LS1D0G]

0:06 barely 7 seconds in and already coco is bothered by something

[@gregr6265]

"I don't fuck around when it comes to my vapors." A true icon

[@FlyTrueRaven]

Loved it!!! “Save & Smile. Not smile & save.” I want to purchase the Tension Tamer tea flask because it’s a mini drink on the go. Please don’t retire in a years because I’ll miss you.

[@heatherallingham7120]

I've never heard of Carrie Preston...but Coco is a legend!

[@MikeMorgan]

So many emotions with this one! Sad that she is retiring...hopefully she will still put out videos now and then, I hope this just means a retirement from traveling gigs and such. And I miss the old music...this doesn't feel the same. But so very happy to see her again and to be bothered along with her. Bless you coco!

[@AP-jh4ju]

I'm just discovering you on KZbin and you have me on the floor laughing and I'm binge watching these great videos. Thank You!!

[@gabriellagalluzzo4505]

IM SO HAPPY THIS MADE MY MORNING, thank you, coco 💕

[@lizardjo]

when she says “fuck” it cracks me up and i don’t know why.

[@TCLWJaved]

*picks up item* “That makes me smile” *doesn’t smile* Luv ya tooo much Coco...

[@emilymccoy9435]

"Children ruin everything" 😂😂😂 Coco your fantastic and fabulous.

[@zieacha]

3:01 "Customer service in Maybelline???" 😂😂😂

[@81jeremylbradley]

CoCo America 🇺🇸 Misses you.

[@elviratalbot7198]

The best part of waking up is seeing a new coco video

[@ruairithebitch4343]

Ahh don't retire we love you

[@michaelkelly6034]

I love you SO much!! Thank you for giving my life so much light and humour!!!

[@brandynettleton1658]

Aw! I laughed till my sides hurt, Ms. Coco! You deserve to retire when you get ready to, but I sure will miss you when you do!

[@livelaugh1011]

Yes!!!!!!!

[@TheJoannalicious]

I love your accentuated New York accent. Reminds me of home. ❤

[@EmmaDancesNever]

Did you find out if they still carry them?? I'm on the edge of my seat!!

[@tricia2701]

Just found you yesterday and I am, instantly, a coco puff! You are the sweetest!

[@CatNipHellCat]

Coco in the morning!

[@HausOfLuevano]

Coco you can’t retire. The world loves u

[@RoseOnTheGrey]

Yeees Coco i’m so happy to watch a new video from you ❤️ ur so legendary ur truly an inspiration 💕 Love from Lyon, France ❤️

[@alexysq2660]

*@Sarah-Rose Darche* ~Oh la` la` la` la`, mais elle est en vrai hyper-sensas quoi, non ...?! On l'adore trop, voila` ({: D ...!!!

[@RoseOnTheGrey]

alexys q ouiii grave! Elle est geniale 😂

[@Twinzma]

Just love Coco!! ❤❤❤

[@PilotVBall]

"children ruin everything" 😂🤣😂

[@mistrfantastic]

You are NOT a low-end celebrity! You are awesome! I’m so glad you called the company about your nails. You keep me laughing, Miss Coco! XO

[@vickiluker7735]

I am so glad you are back but sad that your retiring. I love Miss Coco

[@beckyg8244]

Love u Miss Coco Peru💜💜💜💜

[@gnomeymalone]

“Michael, if you weren’t here I’d have his numba” lol

[@Jay-c3t3f]

Miss Peru, You have gained new Coco Puff. I love your shopping tips.❤

[@yousaid4026]

Coco, try ‘Impress press on nails’ from your local drugstore. If you do it correctly, they stay for almost two weeks. Impress nails are from the company Kiss.

[@robertjean7705]

Coco is amazing 🤩