Making Tea With Coco Peru!

[@TehKhronicler]

"I don't have time for that Buzzfeed bullshit." I'm in love

[@daniiisland]

TehKhronicler I laughed so hard

[@spf_500]

TehKhronicler 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@AleeshaWeesha]

"What do the British say about that?" Coco: "Who cares?!" "I don't have time for that Buzz Feed bullshit!" How can you not love Coco?!

[@xRainbowFroggy]

"I used to laugh at my mother, now I am my mother" Perfect.

[@DinoSarma]

Laura too real.

[@louis.p808]

Me too! 😂

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

Dear god, sadly I felt that.

[@Cristina_504]

I just told this to my daughter 😂😂 she’ll become me one day and she’s like eww 😂🙄 14 year olds 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@dionlowe7753]

*Camera man* :You have a dead womans.. mint containor? *Coco* : Yeah why not!?

[@ImJustAnotherHailey]

That's not just any cameraman. That's Garrett whatts.

[@nielafuentes311]

Garrett is a king

[@Syreen__]

Deon Lowe the best part of this video 🤣

[@Frost-k6e]

Lmao Garret and his butch voice 😂

[@SerafiniAGaunt]

I love Coco Peru's comments section on her videos. Nobody fights, and we all have a lovely discussion about tea. :3

[@mysnellvilleblog]

Fuck off, Serafini. (Just kidding!)

[@SerafiniAGaunt]

mysnellvilleblog Omg, I saw this on my feed and only saw the "Fuck off, Serafini" part XD Haha like SO CLOSE!

[@mysnellvilleblog]

+Serafini Gaunt Sorry about that, I don't like to use that word but it just was't as funny with "eff off" or "get lost." I tried those out.

[@SerafiniAGaunt]

mysnellvilleblog Haha it's okay :D It was pretty funny

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

That bothas me.

[@vivianspitzer4554]

"Can you believe I just burnt my mouth so fucking badly again?"

[@misshaley2957]

Vivian Spitzer THAT WAS THE BEST PART

[@Enzempiro]

im.... still.... truly.... waiting.... for your emmy winning role on Bob's Burgers. like... it's a given at this point.

[@mysnellvilleblog]

Omg from your KZbin words to God's ear. That would be a FANTASTIC episode!

[@tophers3756]

Make. This. Happen! (said in Linda's voice.)

[@hithereroo]

she should voice Ginger. it's about time linda's bff was in an episode :D

[@RatMaster01]

is she on bobs burgers ?

[@lizziefoshizzay]

Llama party I'm pretty sure it's not him. The bobs burgers guy has a stronger accent and the volume and tone of his voice are bold where this Miss Coco is more vocally I'm control. I'm also 100000% sure this is my spirit animal!

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

"You know what that says? Coco, you've made a mess... Of everything"

[@alang.9848]

Ewan Oxborrow Same.

[@juniordukejose]

My favorite quote 😂

[@xingcat]

Oh, that Dolly Parton animation was kind of terrifying!!

[@Shamazya]

+xingcat I know right? I kind of love it even more for it.

[@xingcat]

Shamazya Absolutely!

[@KairreySugar]

XD tru

[@thewizardofloserdum1034]

I think it was garret watts

[@TheHomerowKeys]

"Poor thing. It looks so lonely laying there covered in bleach." - My friends finding me passed out in a custodial closet after a night of heavy drinking.

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

I wish I could say I never related to this.

[@squidchick44]

"I don't have time for that buzzfeed bullsh*t" 😂😂😂😂

[@ameliaconwell7067]

Nick Patterson that bothas me 😂

[@The_sirenita]

"I don't have time for that buzzfeed bullshit" 😂😂

[@mysnellvilleblog]

I guffawed, literally guffawed at that line!

[@jeremyyoung8226]

"That bothers me." "I don't like it." Life mottoes by Coco Peru.

[@Lucyyy104]

I've had the crappiest day and this has made it so much better

[@ACrackedSmile]

'' you have a dead womans mint container '' CoCo - '' Yeah, why not? ''

[@gabi-vs6qs]

Lol "Isn't that precious?" 😂 I LOVE YOU COCO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ShannonGreen]

It's a known fact that tea tastes better when steeped with regret. I have a recipe to share with you but mine is only 2 steps: 4 Benedryls + 4 pieces of bologna = 4 hours of peace. It's fancy.

[@Talentedtadpole]

+Shannon Green Shannon this is so true. And quite British, actually. I love your recipe. I might adapt it with valium & salami xx

[@brigitteperez6656]

😂😂😂

[@ivanjimenez2575]

i identify with the cereal piece

[@mikadocious]

they had 1 dog, no they have FOUR. that bothers me. OBSESSED with your videos Coco! 😭🙌❤️

[@gordonpingenot1731]

This is, IMHO, Coco's best youtube video. As I've said before, I am a very HUGE fan of Coco.......

[@ivanjimenez2575]

"poor thing, it looks so lonely in there covered in bleach"

[@Someonesaidthis]

Story of my life..

[@SamoJeanne]

It took you like 30 minutes to make tea that only takes 5-10 minutes to make. I love it.

[@Chillmax]

Daaawwling Aunt Coco (& lovely Garrett) as a Brit watching in the UK, I can say I'm quite impressed, you did pretty well, and yes Brits sqeeze, if you're bagging it. Don't forget pour on the water the second it has boiled though! I only drink the 'proper' classic British taste of tea, that you add milk to, here's my top secret recipe, which is the best tea ever. Loose Leaf 1/3 Assam 1/3 Darjeeling 1/3 Kenya Brew for 3.5 to 5 minutes, add milk (or coconut milk) and a little sugar & you MUST have a biscuit (cookie). LOVE you my dawling, wish you were here (or vice verse) Jxx

[@Talentedtadpole]

+chillmax Agreed. Pre warm pot for 3 - 4 mins by half or completely filling with boiling water & putting the lid on tightly. You can also use a tea cosy to warm the pot & to brew. They are naff but keep your tea warm for a long time. Warming the tea makes for better tea & yes it does matter. Then fill the kettle with freshly drawn water. Only fresh, once boiled water to make the tea. Get all your fancy stuff set out before you boil the water - & it is rude not to offer sugar as an option for guests. As Chillmax says - once the water boils BAM - don't mess about. And yes we do squeeze our bags. Tender but firm. Chillmax - love the recipe, but coconut milk? WTF! you can get deported for that! We CARE about this stuff. Tea can save your life. I love Coco for having a tea timer!

[@Chillmax]

+Talentedtadpole Hi TTadpole, well spotted, tea cozy an absolute must, you can get simple, but the Granny's old wooly hat is quite sweet. In all my years of tea making I've never filled a pot to warm it & with boiling water, you could & it wouldn't hurt, it's just a waste of water & a kettle uses so much electric ;-) I stopped drinking milk about 2 years ago, so I mentioned coconut milk (UK brand KOKO is nice), as it's the best for tea & coffee, all the others have a problem, they taste bad or separate etc - Almond, Oat, Soya, now they're a deportable offense ;-) xx

[@Talentedtadpole]

+chillmax I'm shocked - you have never warmed a pot that way?! I think I am going to faint. That is the proper, old school method. At least compromise on half filling the pot to warm. All that cold china is messing up your brew. I am quite upset! Nothing is a waste in pursuit of good tea! I have a collection of tea cosies - from the granny hat classique up to a 20s white cutwork linen cover that does not disgrace my best china. Silver sugar cube tongs? check. vintage cake plates/stands - check. Mad baking skillz - yeah baby. China Toni Raymond sandwich markers, several tea sets of beautiful china, teapots, linens & vintage tray cloths etc...etc... etc... bit mad? Absolutley. I love tea, all the parafernalia & ritual, & spoiling my guests. Ok I won't report you for the coconut milk. We need to get Coco & nice cosy with a bit of style :-) xx

[@Chillmax]

+Talentedtadpole Yes, you're mad ;-) No, I honestly think most people use the splash of hot water method, maybe mine gets hotter quicker, I haven't used china in years, I use the lovely Piquot Ware, which is metal & a joy to use, no drips & very sturdy. Can't do a lot of tea paraphernalia now, gotta watch those calories, so keeping it simple. xx

[@Talentedtadpole]

+chillmax It's fun being mad. Thanks! "Most People" with their splashing ARE WRONG. Piquot would be a bit quicker to warm. At least try giving it a bit more of a warm pre brew once, for me :-) Love me some piquot - beautiful! If I have time & am in the mood I do all the fancy even if I am having only tea. Indeed one does have to keep the old arse within acceptable size limits xx

[@zieacha]

4:49 "i used to laugh at my mother... I AM NOW MY MOTHER!!!" 😂😂😂

[@juanessmendez]

I've watched this video about 20 times. I prepare for it though. I go to the kitchen, get out a camomile tea, some cinnamon and honey. I boil my water, I make it really strong and sweet. I sit down, take small sips and watch this. And I'm proud of it.

[@jsx000]

Its been 7 years and i just found out garrett watts shot this video

[@ReturnoftheAliens]

Miss Coco, did you know the tea time was introduced to the royal British kingdom by Infanta Dona Catarina of Portugal and then Queen of England? Although she wasn't very popular because of not having a succession and being catholic, she was very charismatic, chic and intellectual. Not only she introduced british royalty to "five o'clock tea", but also using fine china and cutlery to eat (since they used their fingers and gold & silver plates); tobacco; and listening to soirées d'opera with musicians that were part of her retinue. Her mother, Queen of Portugal, usually sent her oranges to England for making sweet preserved oranges like jam and compote but wrongly named "marmelade" by the british, once the fruit apple quince ("marmelo" in portuguese) is the one that is used to make "marmelada" (the original name). Some oranges got sour during the long trip, so she kept the sweet ones for her, offered it to her ladies-in-waiting too, and gave the bitter ones to her enemies, namely royal concubines. She was sassy like that!

[@happyjollyranchers]

This video was therapeutic. Thank you coco!

[@mr.passionfruit1958]

Morgan Bellavia this video made me want to try a persimmon. And they are pretty good

[@3eyedwonderkid]

I am am horrified to find out that apparently some people make tea in the microwave.

[@CycocelVocalist]

I know right! kids these days

[@impracticalandres]

.......I'm drinking tea I made in the microwave 👀 (whoops)

[@mysnellvilleblog]

+Andres Some of us LIKE Hot Pocket flavored tea!

[@noneck8166]

With you on that.....like an electric kettle is a luxury item?

[@AlexOjideagu2]

If you make tea in a Microwave in the UK you will be shot, it's the law

[@dbag96]

You still have a panettone sitting there?? lol

[@dirty-tomato]

maybe she had an extra one left after giving them to her neighbors for the holidays and one of them annoyed her... the neighbor with the yapping dogs!

[@dbag96]

ha!

[@mysnellvilleblog]

Indeed, that did not escape my gaze.

[@frogradar]

I love Cocos random stories that keep creeping in XD

[@justlee-ann5124]

Reflect on all your regrets..... I felt that 😪

[@thompsonb24]

As a Subject of Great Britain I applaud you for using a kettle. I once had an American make me a cup of tea in the microwave and I almost fainted.

[@paiges.4810]

Dramatic much. Not everybody has a kettle.

[@AppleSlicesUnite]

CoCo, your home is so immaculate and everything is just so! I NEED your life lol. Hearts for CoCo!

[@madcatt09]

Apple Slices Unite are you still watching nina??

[@Fiorwestcoast]

Love that you have more videos coming out !

[@nicholaspootlass2544]

Coco Peru reminds me of like a sassy mature grabdma version of linda from bobs burgers

[@sophian9105]

nicholas pootlass It's like if Linda divorced Bob and got a bad attitude.

[@maggers2580]

nicholas pootlass that guy actually started out doing a drag version of his mom on youtube. that's the inspiration for his Linda character

[@petermcgill1559]

nicholas pootlass Grandma?

[@lynnedumas746]

My electric kettle changed my life.

[@MinaF99]

OMG me too

[@ASHERUISE]

I used to have one of those...and then another one of those...they both broke very shortly. I just use the stove.

[@hallm3lbp]

+Lynne Dumas Honest question, are electric kettles a new thing in the states? In my 23 years of life in the UK Ive never known someone who has a non-electric one!

[@lynnedumas746]

Well, I feel like coffee is more popular in the states so everyone uses Keurigs or coffee machines. Electric kettles certainly exist, but I didn't really figure they'd be useful. Seems like more and more US people are getting them nowadays. I use mine to boil the water to brew my coffee in a French press, as well as to make tea. I think most of us know that they're a thing, but assume boiling a regular kettle to be just as good.

[@Talentedtadpole]

+ASHERUISE You need to get a good quality one honey - checkout amazon reviews or whatnot. Some makes are bullshit. A good kettle should last years. Doesn't have to be mega bucks. Good also to go to a decent store & see what you like the feel of (then buy that fucker online). I was checking out kettles in John Lewis (UK) with my friends young daughter, & we were popping all the lids just like coco did - cos it's fun. Bitch sales lady gave us the side eye.

[@julioaugusto1529]

The way she admires her kitchen stuff is so relatable. I recently bought vintage glass jars and I have to look at them at least once a day

[@bryannavarro13]

Lol love the Dolly Parton pop-ups! "As a defense mechanism, I will keep a smile on my face."

[@JCRich001]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! Also, thank you for teaching me how to heat my water properly. I swear to never use a microwave again.

[@Talentedtadpole]

+JCRich001 Thumbs up for mending your ways!

[@trevor3013]

That can be your regret during the next time you make tea 😂

[@AJSmith1988]

So happy she found Tension Tamer Tea.

[@kenhollis6197]

Miss Coco inspired me to get an electric kettle of my own. It's so much handier than heating my tea water on the stove. Thank you, Miss Coco.

[@Cea241]

Omg putting a saucer over the cup is revo-lution-ARY! This tea is the best thing I've put in my mouth since my foot when I spoke to that cute guy at the club last Saturday!

[@mysnellvilleblog]

'Twas indeed an excellent tip!

[@ioannisyiannipappas5457]

Lookin' over the fence like Mrs. Kravitz screamin' "shut the fuck up" hahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NeonSlowpoke]

Next Video: Coco Peru Tries a Hot Pocket

[@duckmaster182]

I can’t believe I’m just now finding out about coco. She’s amazing and I love herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@isosen1]

after months i finally realize that Coco Peru speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@robertschooner1812]

I absolutely love cocoa peru! And when I come to Los Angeles I hope that she's in full regalia! Because she is completely in utterly amazing and no matter how sad and depressed I am when I watch one of these videos it brings joy to my life.

[@heatherallingham7120]

Seeing you stab the box of Tension Tamer Tea to open it put me into hysterics!

[@ranjitkale913]

Refined, dignified and an awesome sense of humour! Adorable!

[@racheldelali13]

I love everything Garrett does 😍

[@ryan.engstrom]

I am having a Coco revival right now and I feel aliiiiiive again!!!

[@o0amer0o64]

The fact that Garrett watts is editing her videos

[@timcrawford2306]

I absolutely love Miss Coco. I really think she deserves her own reality show.

[@luisg3235]

OMG these keep getting better and better! someone give coco her own sitcom! keep em comin coco!

I am watching u from Argentina. February 1 I almost broke my knee, now i'm healing but pain is heavy and i can't move. Your videos are so funny, I find relieve in them. LOVE U.

[@kerryoke68]

This was HILARIOUS. I love Coco. On that note, I must have tea now.

[@organboi]

Fantastic. I was mesmerized by this lovely tea instruction. Fun fact: Coco and I share the same birthday.

[@Shamazya]

I got a ton of laughs out of this video. Thank you Coco and Garrett.

[@andycbutler]

Coco & Garrett & Michael = Bliss

[@macktheknife3876]

I just realized that Coco Peru is basically Linda Belcher but even better

[@wiggelzz11]

Coco Peru is WAY before Linda Belcher!

[@alex_pearl]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how Coco pointed out that *clink* sound that we all secretly love? Thank you, Coco. You are a treasure.

[@douglasbrown7049]

Miss Coco for President 2016!!!!! These videos make my day Coco.....

[@Talentedtadpole]

+Douglas Brown Apart from chopping of the fingers of spraypainters - she'd be a wonderful president!

[@mysnellvilleblog]

She could never be in politics...too intelligent and honest.

[@heathermccuin9555]

I adore all of your videos but this one is my absolute favorite!!!! When I am having a bad day, or month, or 4 bad years, I rewatch Miss Coco’s tea tutorial and it lifts my spirits every time. Thank you Miss Coco.

[@JoshuaYukiah]

"I've never even had a Hot Pocket ... and I'm proud of that."

[@crash077]

I don't know how you got in my recommended list...but I love you.. Laughed so much

[@nuehojou]

I swear this video has about 70+ good catchphrases I'm going to use in my life now

[@teacherfreak]

I hope you make some new videos with going around town and stuff like this! They are awesome!

[@gustamanavo]

"Coco you've made a mess... Of everything" LMAAAAAO

[@Vash_The_Stampede]

Oh my god that plate. I almost spat out my water. That's amazing!!!

[@seanminton]

This was actually really helpful because I never knew how to make tea, and that's something I've started doing now. Thank you Coco!

[@Talentedtadpole]

+sean minton Darling you won't look back, trust me :-)

[@esockell]

Oh Coco, You're my hero! I adore you! My daughter and I watch your videos and we have big smiles on our faces between the laughter. I know your not Jewish, but please be my Jewish mother!!!!!

[@benjaminmartinn7087]

“Can you believe I’ve just burnt my mouth so fucking badly...again” 😩

[@ДенисДробот-б9р]

This is the coolest Coco's video I ever seen, I love it! ❤ Greetings from Russia, by the way! 🇷🇺

[@elusiverobertdenby3000]

"Ooh, it's drippin' everywhere. Christ!" hahaha

[@aaronbright1864]

When ever I have a bad day... I watch this video and cry laughing at the end. Hilarious!

[@minidwarfdude9230]

Earl Grey is Bae

[@MatthewThePrincess]

mini dwarfdude I love chai as well.

[@minidwarfdude9230]

Saxa-san I have English breakfast like twice a day so I'd say so haha

[@Oli75]

I have this video saved for when I need a good laugh. It makes me feel better, truly. Thank you.

[@tobiasmanz4291]

we need a full version of "poor unfortunate souls" sung by coco... your voice would be perfect for it! loved the Dolly mug! there can never be enough Dolly in your life. thanks coco for making me laugh once again. :)

[@tysona23]

Who knew 20 simple steps to make tea could be so entertaining 🤣

[@dustinwashere]

"I don't have time for that buzzfeed bullshit!"

[@kazukimanga]

We all need a cup of Coco Peru once in a while. It's so good for the mind.

[@BrattyCaffy]

I bought tension tamer and it's LIT 👌👌👌👌

[@heartofwolf12]

This is so calming, it's practically an ASMR video! I could listen to Coco talk about anything.

[@Marc16Jacobs16]

8:24 - who's that man in the background? Is it your husband from SPAIN?

[@mrock828]

OMG I JUST CRIED LAUGHING SO HARD! THANK YOU!

[@jordanjayro]

I can't believe you got Dolly Parton to be in your video.

[@michaellane3017]

Love this! So totally precious and cute.

[@freezybean3350]

Can you believe there are people who don't even know Dolly Parton was the one who wrote I will always love you?? That bothers me.

[@LurenTi]

I just want a compilation of Coco saying "tea" and "sugar bowl". That's all I ask for.

[@djbunchie]

I love the round mirror with the little circle thingies.I almost bought one at Hobby Lobby and then I realized I wasn't supposed to be buying from them because they don't provide birth control. So I walked out and gave them my haughty look of disgust and derision.......I'm sure their stock went down that day.

[@mysnellvilleblog]

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate." ~ Python, Monty.

[@paiges.4810]

...what

[@gingentleman]

Hobby Lobby is a hate-based retail establishment. $ spent there support homophobia, rascism, gender inequality and ageism. Fuck hobby lobby!

[@hkdoycle]

this is honestly one of my favourite videos on youtube. i must've watched it 20 times

[@arthurburge9236]

In the olden days with bone china they used to temper the pot (with some warm water) so not to cause thermo shock to the china....

[@dxmxo9427]

Your kitchen is so so 1960s or 1950s Amazing..Love the retro colors and styles and the music at the end

[@SkepticalChris]

Its a scientific fact, that almost everything our Divine Miss Coco says, is quotable, from "taming the dragon" to "burnt my mouth so fucking badly" is quotable :D

[@charlonmamangun2626]

The reheat yo water got me hahahahahahaha and them regrets!!! 😂😂😂

[@sampa2nyc]

Coco needs to be interviewed on "What's the T" with Rupaul and Michelle Visage STAT.

[@Sugarbehr1967]

Coco, we love you..you are an American legend..there is no one like you...and where is your reality show on TV? WE demand it! :)

[@DM-ld8fd]

Garrett Watts is my hero.

[@carleu]

Congrats Ms. Peru...you are great...you should have your own show at Food network...You make all of us smile...Thank You!