Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

[@mumulove]

I think she answered the question brilliantly. She was asked why Americans cant find the US on a world map and she showed us exactly why.

[@itsALLartVideos]

She leads by example, in other words.

[@IamamanRAWWWR]

Guys, you're misunderstanding her. She was answering the question with action, not words. Actions do speak louder than words after all.

[@montegocahill7735]

Bastille I applaud you you are now my new favourite person

[@donovanthepeacemaker328]

Ooo hooo hooo...

[@sh0werp0wer]

first genuinly intelligent and funny comment i've seen on youtube inb4 its been used before and u just copied it If not, you're brilliant.

[@SilentMemer]

She has the exact voice I was expecting her to have

[@davestan]

I see your comments everywhere...

[@Alan_is_here]

A typical young American girl.

[@harharharlee9308]

@@Alan_is_here a young rich white dressed up, pagent contestant is not a typical young American girl lmfao

[@saara2091]

@mishke maybe it's how they think

[@serduchka75]

"Ashley"

[@NoticalMyles]

"thank you very much, South Carolina" - He wasn't talking to the girl here, he was talking to the entire state of south carolina and its school system

[@RossAllaire]

How he didn't completely lose it onstage, I'll never know.

[@reuben8856]

Its*

[@NoticalMyles]

@@reuben8856 lol yep! Your right

[@Black_Caucus]

As someone from the Bible Belt (southern US), the education system in South Carolina is just as bad in the rest of the south, make no mistake. Most of the states down here are literally bottom 40s in education rankings and it truly shows, especially in the realm of politics.

[@reuben8856]

You've got that backwards, @@Black_Caucus. The people in the South are much smarter politically. They have fewer degrees per capita, and that's a good thing. They're less indoctrinated.

[@Cornmonger1]

I'm convinced her speech coach told her instead of saying "like" all the time, to instead say "such as". When she tried to do this in real time her brain imploded. 🤯

[@user-bg2oi4bz3p]

I believe everything such as and I believe such as and...

[@adiinbar993]

Yeah, I think that's, such as, totally what's going on here.

[@estebantable3585]

That’s 1000% why she says such as. You can even hear her slip up and say like and then correct herself by saying such as right after

[@rodrigosays]

Super keen find, I believe you. Every time she says “such as” she says it after a “like” as is she’s autocorrecting in real time hahaha

[@IchiBan-nw6zj]

Runtime error. I can answer this question but I might spazz out and give an answer like hers under that sort of pressure.

[@kevw25]

When you need to get to that 500 word count but you're out of ideas.

[@es7her606]

@Kevin Watts LLOLLLLL that's the freaking best & realistic comment!!

[@wandamaximoff7495]

🤣🤣🤣

[@shahzzzy6031]

That’s so true though

[@waynethepoet88]

I sweeeeaaaarrre!!!!

[@practicalpisces]

Me on almost every paper. ✏

[@-KillaWatt-]

She forgot the "and world peace" at the end.

[@sanjiisagee8481]

atleast tacked on "for the children"

[@jengsci8268]

@Don Schmidt Between her ears. This was painful to watch.

[@MFM230]

I applaud your sarcasm--and quoting the movie, Miss Congeniality.

[@Neildo430ci]

Nope. It's kids, remember stay in school.

[@sweeptheleg.]

That's precisely why she didn't win. 😂😂

[@jorgerodriguez85]

"I personally believe." Oh good. She wasn't speaking for all of us.

[@leonardodalongisland]

She was speaking for me, I never could have put together a sentence/phrase like that.

[@noahclark7603]

Thank goodness

[@jimbo43ohara51]

Talk about the dumb blonde. Perhaps she could take over from trump

[@Sharksteak_]

LMFAO

[@bryanbaker5942]

She’s still more coherent than that water head sleepy Joe Biden.

[@dc1741]

How Mario was able to keep a straight face I will never know.

[@reedr7142]

I think she was trying to break him. She darn near succeeded.

[@Dalepabajo]

Barely

[@FretlessMayhem]

It’s a skill he honed long ago, when wanting not to embarrass Jesse for her acting when she got hooked on caffeine pills. “I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so…scared…”

[@phenomenalone1737]

As a South African, I wanna know why she dragged us into this😭

[@romekhanna]

I think she only prepared for the typical questions like how should US help developing nations or how can US improve standard of living of some struggling countries in Africa or reduce ongoing wars in middle east. I don't know why she brought south africa but she may have read something about it somewhere, which I believe is not a struggling country. Sorry from her side

[@Chilliam13]

She thinks you don't have maps.

[@HQBergeron]

Clearly she a feels a-a kind of a-kinship with a-South Africa, because she’s from, a-you know, South Carolina, and a-being-a one of those a-US Americans not having a-a map she made the assumption South Africa is um-the the next state over and southern a-states have to a-stick together, right? or something. I’m just trying to get into her head to answer you, but when I got there it turned out to be mostly vacant. That said, I apologize in advance for Joe Biden.

[@mehboobkm3728]

@@romekhanna nailed it.. She May be also prepared for hunting tourism in south africa..

[@agent3857]

LMAO

[@TNTuxedoBlog]

This was a historic moment for The Miss Teen USA Pageant. It was the first time that a question was answered using only the middle option of iPhone’s autocorrect.

[@charleseleeiii]

In tears 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@robg2188]

😂🤣 this comment should have way more likes

[@AmaanStorm]

😂😂😂😂 Brilliant!

[@wiquid]

Now I’m gonna make a sentence with only the middle button I have a good time to go with my family but I’m just not feeling good right hand lol I love it too lol I just saw that your picture is so good and you can see what I want lol I think it’s good lol I I think it’s good to be lol I think I got it right lol lol I’m good I got a lot to say lol I love it so I just saw that it looks good but I just saw it on the video I saw it on the video I got a KZbin KZbin channel and then it started lol I just saw that video of you posted it was a video What

[@jamesmorgan2064]

FUNNY AF 🤣😭🤣😭😂

[@almightyone3147]

When the teacher calls on you and you weren’t listening

[@我没钱啊订阅好不好啊]

Yeah, but the filibuster still seems to work anyway. Teachers love a kid that kills time for him/her.

[@JML-fy4od]

I shudder when I think back to this

[@Lollol-ss4rp]

this actually cracks me up 😂🤣😭

[@yogiballa]

Except you were supposed to be listening because you’re at the front of the classroom with the teacher and everyone is watching

[@leonardodalongisland]

When the teacher calls on you and you forgot to bring your brain to class

[@HaroldShipley]

Some things NEVER get old. I love this clip.

[@SailorGerry]

Just like a timeless juke box hit...

[@westwaysworldtravel8853]

Such as? 😂

[@endlesspizza6960]

With an art in avoiding the question, she definitely has a future in politics

[@TalkingGIJoe]

presidential press secretary material right there...

[@joecausey8508]

She could take Karinne's place right now.

[@ebikecnx7239]

If only she had the right color!

[@Silent_boy23]

DJT lost daughter?

[@ayshaal-jamilabintabulayla2846]

@@Silent_boy23 *Slow Joe you mean

[@jessieshepherd9487]

For anyone Deaf or hard of hearing relying on the captions I would just like to assure you, yes, those captions are correct. As nonsensical as it sounds that’s exactly what she said.

[@lawriem7747]

For once the captions are perfectly accurate😂

[@Nina-vv3ev]

Jessie Shepherd Lol... I know they were probably going WTF

[@guiltypleasures01]

I never would have thought to put on the captions. Amazing 👌

[@noname-zs4ev]

@@Nina-vv3ev we were going WTF so...

[@jamieloves4040]

I actually do have hard of hearing and struggle with captionss

[@deadpan80]

she hit every possible talking point that she could use to answer 99% of any pageant question - unfortunately, none of them applied to this particular question.

[@ChazzleDazzleVideos]

I was going to comment that she is probably really dumb and trained for certain types of questions and got flustered and plus in these things I think people always try to look more altruistic. The proper and simple answer is because our education system has failed us, such as it has with this young lady lol.

[@jessboysen1976]

Well said - lol

[@rodneymiller4620]

Details! She looked good doing it and that's all that matters! ; )

[@calisongbird]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@karencampbell2410]

😂such as…

[@danielcarvajal9686]

Poor thing, never stood a chance, however, her response perfectly made the point about the sorry state of education.

[@nedhill1242]

lol fail. She simply froze. At least she was there. Most people fail for never trying.

[@richardmason902]

Yup Exactly She did good given the circumstances Cut the girl some slack.

[@mickymickymike4105]

The Oscar goes to Mario Lopez for keeping a straight face. True professionalism.

[@mucshishi-rz2fe]

no he literally smiling in front of her

[@davidmarchant9386]

That's literally not a straight face 😂 you wouldn't be good at poker

[@lizwilson51]

He was smiling, but he pulled it back together with a serious face to say "Thank you very much." I would have been laughing hysterically!

[@joekrebs964]

I said that too! He must have taken handfuls of sedatives before this event.

[@joekrebs964]

@@lizwilson51laughing or crying?

[@thewitness7147]

She had autocorrect on.

[@manueliaable]

The Witness Wow youre everywhere lol

[@aparnaperi8865]

The Witness bruhhh 😂😂😂 dkm

[@linamedina3943]

Lol

[@Logstudent1988]

The Witness XDDDDDDDDDDD MADE ME CRY DIS DUDE.

[@mightydubkat]

LMAO

[@jakeevans9746]

With her answer, it’s not hard to believe that a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map.

[@romanmir01]

exactly, she simply gave a textbook example )

[@finnaplow]

She answered the question perfectly in a way

[@qwidward1414]

I had to come back and revisit this gem. It's comedy gold. I honestly believe she thinks South Africa and Iraq are IN the US.

[@TheCuteLittleDoggy]

Yeah I think that percentage has gone up drastically with the introduction of tiktok.... you should see all the brain dead zombies on my street! They all falling into the road in front of cars while constantly trying to film these stupid brain dead tiktok videos. They drive me insane.

[@PureAloha78]

Lol

[@thesevens8797]

The ironic thing is that calling them "US Americans" rather than "Americans" actually shows an elite level of geographic awareness. Well, it would if it were intentional. lol

[@pppp67567]

😂😂😂

[@chad9166]

Americans refers to united states citizens lmao Not Latin America

[@CarolaTesla]

​@@chad9166 latin americans ARE americans. We are taught the continental model, where "the Americas" are in fact a single continent

[@Bushviper]

​@CarolaTesla well, then you were taught incorrectly because North and South America are separate continents. It makes no logical sense. It's akin to calling Europe and Asia a single continent.

[@W.LL1999]

@Bushviper Eurasia retard.

[@giobd]

I'm actually a citizen from Suchas. Thank you South Carolina to care about us.

[@mixerfistit5522]

US Americans have declared war on you. They don't have maps to find you so you should be good for a while.

[@tvaccount]

I laughed so hard I snotted laughing. Good shit

[@TheSBleeder]

We'll help you such as.

[@spaz-tech]

Brilliant

[@TortureBot]

Ah Suchas! Such a lovely place to go on holiday!

[@lemiserables.2482]

Everyone in south Carolina just went "I'm moving to north carolina"

[@greenman1411]

If they can work out which direction to go.

[@jameswatkins9042]

Meanwhile the rest of the world is laughing because this is the level all Yanks have.

[@fremet6346]

Yup... bye bye CRUSTY McMaster

[@JANELLEFUCKINGPIERZINA]

baseballer 26 😂

[@horseplop9]

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[@puffball9]

If she’d just stopped after “they don’t have maps” it would have been a much better answer

[@s4awd2]

No no.. let her speak

[@keymaster430]

That's actually brilliant.

[@Keepitgoinging]

Yep, that would have been great. And so funny.

[@StannisHarlock]

Her answer was perfect. No one would have believed the premise of the question until she gave her answer.

[@HaleksMTL]

You can hear that she fell in her "we must help 3rd world countries, such as'' when she felt lost, as they are all trained to say words like that, to make themselves look "good" for those who listen to them, they have to have endeavors to help the world and ladeedaa. She just basically tried to just run a tape that got all mangled up because her brain was overheating :D

[@AinSophAur31]

When I’m having bad day this is always my go to video to feel better. I have this quote printed out on my wall.

[@pwbmd]

This one is almost 15 years ago and it never gets old.

[@pwbmd]

@Kaoklai Siamratanakit - It’s from 2007. So it’s 13-14 years old. Is that not close to 15? Math.

[@seangaw6429]

I agree

[@KarausTheReTeller]

And never will get old if the US citizens protect this high educational level

[@patrickkeating2860]

such as!

[@baileymoore1559]

omg hey ur my doctor

[@mauricobian]

Mario Lopez mastered the straight-face that day.

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

I heard he had to visit the ER afterwards due to internal bleeding

[@SSs-ch4ey]

Idk how he didn't bust out laughing

[@rickgale]

I had no idea A.C. Slater was that good of an actor.

[@sterlingwhitlow5937]

S Ss At 0:43 you can see him crack a little lol

[@katarishigusimokirochepona6611]

@@diplamatikjuan3595 LMAO!

[@TheASMRAngel]

Well done to Mario Lopez for holding it together so well!

[@welcome159ify]

I know right?! If that was me up there, I'd be laughing my ass off!

[@TheASMRAngel]

Your comment made my day Wallace Morrison

[@zoranmilovanovic5457]

Succinctly put.

[@biblestudybaddie]

If I were him I would have busted into laughter!!

[@AEMoreira81]

I would have cracked up.

[@straightdrive6192]

She is right, people dont have maps. if you dont have maps how can someone find a country on the map. You need maps first , I think it was a brilliant answer.

[@Ziggywhatever]

I'm from the country 'Like Such As'. The amount of grace this woman has shown us LikeSuchAsians is incredible! Love from Like Such As!

[@user-ft3ul5lp6z]

So LSA instead of USA?

[@monalisasmile6629]

😂

[@scottkraus3492]

LOL

[@yt-sh]

LikeSuchAsians

[@PureAloha78]

Lmfao

[@dollyknockers]

She missed, “world peace”.

[@HVYMTL]

Whirled peas.

[@Jive33]

Damnit, Joe. I was gonna type that.

[@TaiChiGhost]

And end world hunger. Save the puppies!

[@rickdee365]

Nobidysperfectbutshecameveryclose

[@CC3GROUNDZERO]

That was included in "such as".

[@TampaTec]

She smiled after like she nail it.

[@EdFuller]

Lol

[@PUREOWN]

She did nail it.

[@madleprechaun3431]

She did she mentioned south Africa and IRAQ 👏👌

[@motthoople7322]

@@madleprechaun3431. . . Both of which are foreign countries!

[@AA_DZ]

She did, she's a rockstar now.

[@mgco150]

I will never not find this the funniest thing ever. Need to watch it at least once a year. It’s the best!

[@machaik4041]

Mario should get an award for not laughing hysterically at that word salad.

[@rsb__]

The secret is having a smile that can convey every emotion from that’s amazing ➡️holy shit you’re dumb

[@peterparker1707]

@@rsb__ "Oh wow, look at me, I am so very, very smart"

[@NormanOz]

I don't think he even listened to a word she said. Probably just oogling her the whole time.

[@AinSoph73]

@@NormanOz Coppin a feel

[@chickenbroth35]

word salad lmaooo

[@finnaplow]

She accidentally answered the question using herself as an example

[@davidmcmahon5809]

HUGE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dfjanus8014]

lol was thinking the same thing

[@martm216]

Brilliant comment!

[@HQBergeron]

This is the Miss Oblivious America Beauty Contest. She was the winner.

[@whenpigsfly8178]

Her answer is a perfect lead into the moderator's scathing reply in the movie 'Billy Madison' kzbin.info/www/bejne/goKmhmZspdB7bcU

[@gratitudeandlovee]

I come here whenever I need to feel smart.

[@panda_caro]

mooniex me currently writing my research paper 😂

[@judyenchia7951]

yeah ❤️

[@mischievousx3]

lmao me studying for patho.

[@SolvayConference]

me preparing for med school interviews

[@SolvayConference]

Deepocean Blue wow p clever good job

[@ssmokinu]

She’s come so far from that day! Now she’s vice president of US Americans such as and such

[@justanotherday3969]

How she dragged "South Africa" and "THE IRAQ" into why American's, who "don't have maps," thus why they are unable to locate the USA on a map is hysterical!

[@peterfireflylund]

Such as.

[@curiousfan8086]

I think teens in Iraq can locate US and Iraq on the map. They use their heads over there

[@IBDGRL]

Such as 😂

[@silverwolf3162]

As a non-american, the problem is not pointing USA in the world map. Problem is pointing the states of USA. I remember how my mind just blow when i learn Washington D.C. is not in the state Washington.

[@J_46]

You don't get it 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@afrayedknott1701]

If you really think about it, she actually answered the question perfectly. She demonstrated the level of complete mindlessness required to be unable to find the United States on a map.

[@terrypower3245]

AFrayed Knott lol, but you telling the truth

[@SeraphimHani]

The question was WHY though. So yes, she demonstrated it perfectly, but didn't answer the question at all.

[@tuminhtri1335]

4D Chess

[@knickstexansfan113]

Perfect comment tbh. Just perfect!

[@czl29]

Ocasio-cortez in blonde. Change "such as" to "I think that" and you have your Democratic party poster girl...

[@danhanley1313]

She was probably told it will all blow over in a few days and no one will remember... 16 years later and still hilarious.

[@coryboy345]

@cosmokramer3081 Well, when she shaved her head and became a man to get away from being recognized and humiliated, it makes sense you wouldnt recognize her.

[@llarmstrong783]

I doubt she regularly gets hassled for it now

[@timmartin7664]

@@llarmstrong783 I'll bet anything, she still does. Even by her kids! Whenever she calls them out, about doing something dumb.

[@TT-xm5qu]

😭😭😭

[@Kinbrielle]

what do you mean its been 16 YEARS?? If you had said 6 years I'd still be like "can't have been that long ago" omg

[@Mature]

Whenever I feel down I always come back to this to cheer me up

[@francisnjenga142]

Her friends: Don't worry no one will remember this in one year. You tube: 2020 recommendation 😂😂😂

[@smkinrade]

Lmao. Oh noooo.

[@austintyler7901]

Yup! What is dead can never die!

[@lisamurphy5770]

LMAO! That is so funny! And true! 😆🤣😂

[@agt462]

OMG you made me really crack up......hahahahahaha

[@FaridWM]

Jajajajajajajaja

[@vinayakkrishnatri2706]

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation." -Michael Scott.

[@dontcallmethat6515]

thats what she said

[@Royan1900]

"and sometimes I never find it along the way and get stuck in a perpetual such as and some African Eye-Raq" - South Carolina

[@violettelovesjesus8888]

🤣

[@violettelovesjesus8888]

@@dontcallmethat6515 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@westofthesun645]

just the comment I was looking for. xD

[@reubenkeyz5131]

Give Mario an award for not busting out laughing.

[@Bankable2790]

lmao the look on his face hahahahaha

[@terrypower3245]

How did he ever manage not to

[@eternal_napalm6442]

He had a grin locked in and held intense composure.

[@Sporttster]

Oh man, I would have been dying! Kudos to him for somehow miraculously holding his composure.

[@willcall9431]

I’m back 10 years later and she’s still my favorite.

[@TheBehm08]

Even she was like “wtf did I just say”

[@i.1213]

Jordan Behm 😂😂

[@daylight178]

She forgot the programmed responce

[@jojo-fu4xh]

I personally believe I like to have all my holes filled... such ass my mouth and my ass... such as.....

[@TheCab2345]

LOL

[@aoutsky]

By the time she realized she was too deep in it.

[@Rose-oh4mc]

I used to think this girl was an idiot. Then, I was asked during a job interview to tell a story of a time that I went above and beyond for a customer.

[@ASBGRL1]

lol :)

[@chandalier8996]

What did you end up saying

[@mino2540]

Fuck customers

[@scottmatheson3346]

@@mino2540 fuck them, well that's one way of going above and beyond your job description, unless you're in one specific profession ...

[@mino2540]

@@scottmatheson3346 😂

[@TCase87]

This will never get old. 16 years later and still hilarious.

[@souldreamer702]

She’s now writing speeches for Joe Biden !!!!

[@thebuffalogoldguru]

Yes, I remember it LIVE and just watched it for the first time again today in 2023... hmmm WHERE IS SHE TODAY. School teacher? In all seriousness, I'm sure she just panicked and is a lovely, intelligent person. Oh the internets...

[@StalKalle]

@@thebuffalogoldguru Here is an intervju with her from a couple of years ago: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nom5fpepnbOXZ7ssi=tyCV-qss2qHBtPEH

[@tohian]

This 100%. 😂

[@tohian]

@@souldreamer702Ok this actually makes sense. 😂

[@yolistew289]

Who is here in 2024 after JD Vance decided to post her video again? Sadly he didn't even apologize after learning she contemplated suicide after all of the bullying. He said it was a joke😮

[@nicholasgold9021]

She is also a trump supporter and posted a bunch of nonsense conspiracy theories. So she was dragged by one of the guys she is probably going to vote for.

[@lindacornetti7890]

Just like all of his Butt Buddy's misogynistic memes and remarks are jokes. Just having a little levity, y'know? All in good fun.

[@joex24b]

He is a pig.

[@joex24b]

Vance is an amoral pig.

[@lapavoni86]

I was just reading about "JD" Vance and thought, "Better search KZbin." Much as she is a post-child of American ignorance, she's a real person who's had a tough life after this abysmal embarrassment. It is not surprising that Vance picks vulnerable people to make them feel even worse about themselves. That's the GOP Modus Operandi.

[@hanansalasa5789]

South Africa's doing fine girl, we have our maps

[@MrCool-lb2gb]

Hanan SquarePants lol

[@dougiebuckets1364]

Yeah, thanks to Miss South Carolina's hard work raising awareness on the issue! You guys and Iraq owe her big.

[@DreamJuice4K]

@@dougiebuckets1364 she is South Africa's saviour, such as she is a flower in the oceans of the Atlantic beaches educated by kangaroos in china

[@sivuyilelanga6217]

yes we good here

[@0404aah]

And I am sure u know where South Africa and USA is on w map

[@Poopeepooo123]

That's how my job interview went.

[@sean2015]

Mine too (...I'm sorry to say).

[@drkdrumz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@jasondorelle1715]

Lmao , same

[@saskiafabrik3751]

Well did you get the job?

[@NickGibbsmusic]

master power 😂 😂

[@tavaquad]

A simple "They don't teach geography anymore" would've been fine.

[@mobus1603]

That would require knowing the word "geography"

[@ilaser4064]

That's two syllables more than she's capable of.

[@bzhzjbzhzj8809]

For sure..as such !

[@SuitedConnectors]

Thank you for not writing "would of"...

[@davemackie3215]

He would not know whether to laugh or cry.

[@ScottishLawnGuy]

Who should have won this competition was Mario Lopez for managing to hold a straight face through that..

[@Bombo10]

Instead of just answering the question she went the extra-mile and demonstrated the answer....Genius move

[@daniellebcooper7160]

LOL

[@John-vf9py]

Lmao

[@OH-xk9dd]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lesliehorwinkle]

Show your work!

[@NazriB]

Lies again? NASCAR F1 WRC Map Of Singapore

[@LexiBandGeek]

Love how she added "for our children" at the end to try to save it

[@papashango8442]

Children is never wrong

[@ge2623]

Children are our greatest resource. For the life of me I can't figure out how were going to squeeze oil out of them though. We did it with baby oil but I guess "Children Oil" doesn't sound as good.

[@dontcallmethat6515]

@@ge2623 delicious

[@mario0318]

@@ge2623 gotta start with the feet. Always start with the feet first.

[@ihavepatrick9317]

😂😂😂

[@donvolio4089]

I love that before she starts her ridiculous answer, you can see a flicker of honesty at how much her soul hates the question. A brief glimpse of emotion, like such as terror.

[@Pyongyang4948]

I personally believe your comment is rude such as the Iraq and such as

[@thunderstar254]

@@Pyongyang4948 Sí

[@Pyongyang4948]

@@imd1b4u some people out there don’t have maps, and I think our education system in the Iraq should help the Iraq

[@Pyongyang4948]

@@imd1b4u I’d love to gang r @ pe her

[@pearlsr1880]

Hahaha best comment 🤣

[@Thebamtino24]

When he said “Thank you South Carolina “ he definitely was thanking the South Carolina educational system. Lmao !

[@rosshenderson5324]

”I believe our education such as South Africa and THE Iraq, like everywhere such as” Inspirational

[@SPQR7117]

Why isn't this on a t-shirt somewhere!!

[@maarcoo97]

most inspirational quote ever

[@EugeneOneguine]

you forgot the "like everywhere such as AND" makes a huge difference

[@philipsimpson1160]

SPQR7117 i have it tattooed on my body

[@Wolfsbane909]

but she forgot to mention world peace like everywhere such as.. so that probably why

[@bibouk7564]

I show this video to my daughters each time they don’t do their homework.

[@JasperLowe-e2z]

🤭🤭🤭

[@johnviera3884]

Exactly. If you’re gonna be ugly you better be smart

[@7102005]

😂😂😂

[@dacasagr1]

😂😂😂

[@jamesessert8175]

You're a parenting god.

[@dangleason9023]

This answer made her more famous than winning the Miss America Pageant ever could have.

[@guiltypleasures01]

***ahem*** It's *_Miss Teen USA_* !

[@litigioussociety4249]

True, people remember this, no one remembers who the winner was.

[@thersten]

It's called the moron/Trump effect.

[@MaryamAli-fi3re]

True

[@dimitarmargaritov]

Plot twist: what if she did that on purpose? lol

[@billwhelpley6825]

Forgot about this until JD brought it up.

[@jeremytine]

did Vance mention she was a Trump supporter? makes so much sense

[@JonathanNYCity]

The only thing I can think of that JD could have said about her is that she sound an awful lot like Trump! What in the world did he say?

[@billwhelpley6825]

@@JonathanNYCity he threw out the clip saying something like "this will be the Harris interview later tonight" then caught shit for it because it basically dredged up the clip after the young woman had suffered a lot in the aftermath.

[@aar6pk]

She would have been waaaaay better off just answering “I don’t know.”

[@spangsman]

Lmao

[@taleinz1]

Or asking “what’s a map?”

[@MiiNinja1]

Roooyt???!

[@charlesgreen8703]

“I like that…”I don’t know!”…am I going to pass this class?…gee,I don’t know!”-Mister Hand(Fast Times At Ridgemont High)

[@benpyne1228]

"I don't know and who fuckin cares"?

[@beestapz]

when u gotta write an essay on a topic you know nothing about

[@JaceDanielFilms]

I think she was told to say "such as" instead of "like" when using an example. And instead of just moving past her mistakes she just corrected herself.

[@UPBEATFOREVER]

She sounds like a valley girl from some parts of CALI,that is their lingo.

[@Labelress]

There was nothing to correct

[@joeswartz8286]

She didn’t even feel the need to correct herself. She really didn’t care! I wonder how much damage she’s done since then, such as.

[@tomcochran6616]

Sounds like Joe biden

[@Tonyh0113]

@@tomcochran6616 naw she is from the Carolinas she is a republican representative for sure

[@blackmagician7645]

The way the man said. Thank you very much, South Carolina. Like he couldn't hide his disapointment with the state.😂

[@NikkiAkaNlg]

She stumbled over her words so bad she landed in Africa.

[@Windycityduelingpianos]

Hopefully she took a nap with her.

[@JovaCozzo]

Top comment ahahah

[@sethbrownberg7675]

nice profile pic man ))

[@matgaming7339]

South Africa*

[@br5747]

Without being able to read a map she'll never find it!

[@gooseVF-1]

me during literally every job interview ever

[@pc6461]

😂😂😂

[@shawncosmos5431]

Lol!

[@justwatchingffs371]

Grow a brain lol

[@Lyricistnz]

Surely you cannot be this stupid

[@snoozy04]

🤣

[@thekingofnorway3465]

I thought the question was; "can you do an impression of a dictionary in a washing machine?"

[@Princess2Warrior]

*LOL.*

[@TheAndrewj96]

Stolen from John Oliver.

[@subversivelysurreal3645]

The King Of Norway :😂

[@steveburns9939]

Savage lmao

[@danielscarfo3230]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mr.Philbert_Coffee_Esq]

She's so beautiful!

[@tonyjulius6011]

Mario Lopez deserves an award, for not TOTALLY busting out laughing.

[@neighborscomplaint6859]

You know he was dying just trying not to laugh. Shame he couldn't have said "Ummmmm OK. Go put your swimsuit back on and let us look at you for a while longer and forget the last 5 minutes"

[@royreed4696]

Lol... you know he was busting up inside... did he ever talk about this afterwards

[@ajspice]

He deserves an award just for being Mario Lopez.

[@JoeSki253]

You can tell how hard he was trying not too

[@marshallartz395]

Tony Julius: His greatest performance! 🎭

[@alexaf.3158]

Lyrics: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children.

[@allagillarbajs]

She literally talks like trump.

[@Diamandia]

“like such as”, simile-ception

[@sebastianmendezb]

I fixed your lyrics with an m-dash between "should" and "our education". I hadn't seen this vid in a long while but, for the first time, I actually think what she said wasn't so dumb. I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some-uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should-our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children.

[@paztizzi2719]

Corvo .Attano My god you're still crying over the Trump election? You're so bitter you feel the need to mention trump on an unrelated video? Fucking hell you're so sad 🤣🤣

[@alexisledesma7109]

its 2018 and this is still funny.

[@MegaSnake1000]

MAPS FOR EVERYONE

[@YoungLordz666]

Also free Encyclopedias.

[@LordDim1]

AND CHEESE DONT FORGET THE CHEESE

[@nancyrubinstein9269]

Lord Dim 1 And the CHEESE COUCH!

[@MegaSnake1000]

phaidaux *The Iraq

[@lyndacrotty875]

+Lord Dim 1 AND THE CHEESSE!!!!!!!!!! TO DIE FOR.... YOU ARE ME ME ARE YOU YOU ARE WEE WE AREE YOUUU WEEE AREE CHEESEE CHEESE AREEE WEESE WEESE ARE MEEESE MEESE ARE CEEESEEEE CHEESE ARE MEESE MEESE ARE TO DIE FOR!

[@davetoffen7944]

Omg.....I'm still laughing years later 😂😂😂😂

[@Polarheart45]

during job interview me: gives stupid speech interviewer: i just asked you for your name.

[@riddhi1256]

Polarheart45 o

[@mnmm1]

LOL. Well said.

[@schoolruler2]

10 years later and scholars around the world still can't decipher her brilliant statements.

[@lx4half751]

Indrid Cold I think you mean cryptic, but funny comment nevertheless. 👌

[@rubberband9570]

Lmfao

[@fullashitt9689]

10 years later and they still can't decipher what kind of fucked-up question that was

[@eworden78]

A modern day Voynich Manuscript

[@BenDover-wk1bs]

She probably married a rich guy. They like them thick as a brick and hot as F.

[@annieyates4436]

As a US American myself, I have to say I too support the Iraq and our future...such as.

[@ialien2077]

Ironically, given that there are about 35 countries in America, saying US Americans is the part she got right.

[@Scorchcast]

@@ialien2077 The Americas. Not "America" America is a nickname for the USA. The Americas are a collection of subcontinents, north and south and in some cases central America. You're evidence that we need a better education system. Or if you aren't American then whatever country you're from might benefit from a better education system too. Learn some geography.

[@dme1016]

@@Scorchcast In the interim, you need to work on your punctuation.

[@missdolly612]

666 likes

[@emandaboss1]

Aditsan saying American can also refer to Canadians n Mexicans as well... America is a continent... Though you were right about the term “the Americas”... that is a reference to both north and south... but this country is called the “united states” (state being synonymous with country/nation) of America... the same way both French n Germans are European Canadians and Mexicans are American... Americans from the US just got that ego about themselves... thats why we name our championships in sports “world chanpions” when we just champions of the US regardless of the plethora of international talent we get here...

[@tribecca626]

She's now gone private on all her socials. Nice work, JD Vance !

[@benlewies8828]

Dear USA Please send maps. Regards, The South Africa and such.

[@arghirrellle]

They already did, that's why they don't have any left ... such as

[@fordtechchris]

USAID

[@agnieszkarozbicka740]

hahahahhahahhahahahahaha

[@jamesr1524]

You forgot The Iraq.

[@robertwilson6443]

Ben Lewies lmao will do

[@abbysykes6673]

Me trying meet the minimum word requirement on an essay

[@adamsandler6131]

Some of my teachers aren't setting word/page requirements anymore for that reason.

[@thomasmckenzie4584]

@@adamsandler6131 Because of her answer?

[@BohoMojojo]

I wish I could have seen his face while he was holding the mic for her during that answer xD

[@mattz9268]

You can see it in the end.

[@bradford6333]

+Just a talking Taco ...and he seems to be enjoying this immensely.

[@TheGreeneyes777]

Laugh out loud!

[@thebreadgetterofullapool4142]

Somebody has typed "Laugh out loud" instead of "lol." He is the savior of generations.

[@Silverwind87]

Mishkamoto 😐

[@Crischill]

“Everywhere like such as”

[@TonyEnglandUK]

The Iraq.

[@genki2705]

The reason Americans start wars is to learn geography.

[@charlotted9253]

Sis was asked why Americans can’t locate the US on a map but then she brought in ~the Iraq~ and South Africa lmfao

[@richardmorgan4296]

Join us (Illuminati) and become internationally recognized, renown good reputation, don't be afraid to tap the world on your shoulders and fingertips. Be known by everyone you may need my assistance on how to join email me at [e-mail]

[@10parth10]

@@richardmorgan4296 the illuminati dont have the power anymore. Other secret organizations have taken over. Haha little do you know

[@cvalkan1]

And not just any Iraq. THE Iraq

[@Komotau4691]

@@richardmorgan4296 I wanna join but what about payment for me? :D

[@mitch_tmv]

@@richardmorgan4296 hey illuminati can you locate the US on a map?

[@kman7681]

Me earlier today on my final presentation for my English class.

[@markmcintosh7108]

Me in a job interview earlier today for management position for slightly more than minimum wage that I just couldn't give a fuck about....and not hide it.

[@travisgates9999]

I hate laughing at this but every time I use the word such as it all comes rushing back to me LOL!

[@Atheist7]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGnJeYGap7-Hias

[@TM871]

Everywhere like "Suchas"

[@pentime4431]

"and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US ever should help South Africa it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future"

[@n0rsca392]

Suckass is a wonderful place.

[@rickc7487]

Her eyes at 0:15 - you can see the clutch grind for the first time, but the gears fail to engage. GRRRNT!

[@tohopes]

Where is Suchas? Dammit! I wish I had a map so that I could know!

[@SebHaarfagre]

Who's "Everywhere" and why does he/she like Suchas? I'm confused

[@SC-bc6tz]

Favourite part of this whole video is 0:44 where she tries to sneak in a little “for our children”. The golden button of pageant answers.

[@NudePostingConspiracyTheories]

Classic !

[@a.y.t.a.s.494]

She was talking to me, she just didn’t know it then

[@ArmyJames]

I believe the children R.R. future.

[@vladraduandrei5227]

@@a.y.t.a.s.494 you re not her kid bro if she was a teen in 2007. I was 11-12 back then , she defo ain t your mom unless you re like 9

[@jasonl8720]

I like that timestamp as well, but for Mario’s face

[@scotgarland7526]

Anytime I start having low self esteem I watch this while sitting outside Walmart

[@Jay-od2xs]

LMAO : - D

[@Trancymind]

I am so glad I am not from South Carolina right now after watching this video.

[@lilmatchgirl5221]

😂😂😂

[@ekesandras1481]

why do you sit outside of Walmart? Don't you have a life?

[@Trancymind]

@@ekesandras1481He was sitting outside the Walmart store trying to protect the children.

[@BuddysDIY]

"South Africa, the iraq, everywhere like such as" Bruhhhhhhhhhh

[@El_Andru]

My favorite line of all time in this video is: "The Iraq everywhere like such as" Never gets old

[@cleancleaner6993]

Not Iraq . Eye - rack

[@romanmir01]

yes, but everywhere such as, at least she personally believes

[@muneebi8273]

Hahahahah shit

[@thomaslove7560]

I'm just discovering this......holy shit

[@TheSBleeder]

"Our education here should help the U.S.... I mean, help South Africa"

[@stephaneehouman192]

This is what negative IQ sounds like

[@ethnicleanserberg7975]

I have seen MANY non-native English speakers much more eloquent and with better language command than this, wtf America?

[@daviddaniel7750]

No. Negative IQ sounds like a trump answer, to any question.

[@reviecycle9335]

David Daniel you had to didn’t you. just had to.

[@ethnicleanserberg7975]

@@reviecycle9335 muh freedom of speech!

[@gratitudeandlovee]

@Gorgeous George no... only you want a dumbass girl lmao, if she doesn't have brains how can you wife her???

[@josephkingsley8708]

I actually gave an answer like this during a job interview once. I just started rambling nonsense. Your anxiety starts building up so much that you can’t think straight. You know you’re crashing, but you just can’t figure out how to eject. It’s an awful feeling.

[@loo0oop]

I did too….i also kept rubbing my right ear….the interviewer saw me doing this & my answers wer slurred-like comments “rolling into each other”….i cud see in his expression the “gtfoh”……never got a call back, ended up working at best buy 😂

[@sucktitles]

I like how everyone back then used to laugh at her for being dumb and nowadays more comments show a sympathetic understanding towards what's actually going on here.

[@TheBrass18]

@@sucktitlesyes, it’s easy to laugh at others, but am sure 99% of us would be a nervous wreck trying to give a coherent answer to a complex question (with zero prep) in 30 seconds infront of a national audience.

[@charan_75]

Me too, poor girl got trolled so hard for this.

[@KP-by4eu]

don't worry dude. at least no one remembers that experience, unlike hers.

[@ArazStudio-op4cg]

she truly is incredible.

[@totalytaco3715]

Ok. so she personally believes that a fifth of Americans who live in the united states can't locate the us on a map because America isn't sending a good enough education to "The Iraq" and Africa and like such as and the education in America should help Iraq and Africa and "The Asian countries"....... It's so clear to me now.

[@bobthebear1246]

Exactly! XD

[@totalytaco3715]

:)

[@totalytaco3715]

thenks

[@miryamishot]

Lmao

[@Kickflips22]

This guy gets it

[@frankchampion4852]

South Africa, “the iraq” and “such as” looking at her like “tf did we do?”

[@lutendondou6928]

I'm from South Africa and thats legit what i said listening to this😂

[@kvothelamora1925]

Im the such as

[@danzig159]

@@lutendondou6928 lmao!

[@toucan7665]

brilliant comment, proper laughed out loud

[@Victoria-gv3qh]

LMFAOOOO

[@brainscott8198]

"...and the Iraq everywhere like such as..." still kills me 14 yrs later.

[@ryhanzfx1641]

Its AY RAQ like it seems only Americans spell it that way, the British don't neither do Iraqis. Iraq as in I and Raq

[@MaelstromFilm]

"It has not been 14 years!" *quick mafs* "Oh god it's been 14 years."

[@ronviejo4994]

It is not only sad but very scary. Seriously! This young woman could very easily be a CEO of a woke company right now. It wouldn't shock me if she was on the Dem ticket for senator very soon.

[@MaelstromFilm]

@@ronviejo4994 dude shut up. Take your political trash elsewhere.

[@ryhanzfx1641]

@@ronviejo4994 ok karen stfu nobody cares about shitty US partisan politics

[@mow3186]

This is true art, a post-modern stream of conciousness masterpiece.

[@coolkid7151]

Not even Shakespeare could produce such an eloquent thought.

[@rahileshanbi5551]

@The Wraith I mean... She's on Miss Teen USA, I'm pretty sure this isn't her dumbest moment.

[@ezekielangelus9645]

@@rahileshanbi5551 lulz yeah definitely just a short moment out of her "bright" life

[@markwuahlbuargg4780]

Not since Shakespeare has the world known such mastery of the english language.

[@nickroediger6487]

Lmao

[@sharonbee4185]

lol

[@TheKrazysexykool]

"Um, answering questions was not the oral skills I was, like, talking about earlier".

[@robertveith6383]

That's "English."

[@jquery2774]

@@TheKrazysexykool Priceless!

[@epicned3837]

I personally would love to meet an American who can't locate America on a map.

[@ryangiordano4476]

So... every American? This girl is SMARTER than most of them.

[@epicned3837]

Ryan Giordano Apparently, yet I haven't actually met an American who couldn't locate America on a map.

[@epicned3837]

Solaxe S Non-Americans can't answer that. lol

[@tigerairlines4086]

+Epic NEd the average millennial, is retarded, but most of us CAN locate the US, Some Of us can even count to 10! But in all seriousness, Ryan if you think that Americans are this dumb.........I can't help you, the education system is bad but not that bad.

[@xZippy]

+Ryan Giordano Oh check it out, it's this comment again.

[@TorQueMoD]

The fact that Mario Lopez managed to not burst out laughing is the best part. That smile when the camera zooms out was fantastic!

[@Nomans_Nomen]

I don't think I've ever cringed so hard in my life.

[@jblasutavario9549]

Tacgnol I don't think Mario Lopez has cringed so hard in his life

[@howardford6991]

Bloodmane ...... I have been binge watching SJW videos, lol. Trump's victory was GLORIOUS! And freakin' snowflakes can't handle it, lol. Think I'll go watch some more for a good laugh!

[@777Electric]

Not even when you decided that was a decent avatar?

[@jtinero]

LMAO!!

[@artieche9]

Howard Ford Trump's intelligence is pretty much comparable to this woman's though...