Missionary Missionaries | Ep 144 | Bad Friends

[@sleuth-hb4ht]

I found this podcast literally 15 hours ago and it’s the funniest podcast I’ve ever found

[@Betty-Boop809]

You are in for a fun ride catching up on all the episodes.

[@elijosh78656]

I envy you

[@nickurbahn8639]

The rick glassman ep is great

[@TheBvisual81]

We all welcome you to the best thing about Monday

[@jmontgomery32]

Welcome 🙌

[@nickricci19]

"Lets just call him, uh..." "Careful" "Squints" "There it is" 😂😂😂😂

[@evanabbott2737]

“Hey, it’s grand-wizard Bob!👋”

[@kalebwhitaker9534]

I really love that any time Bobby is backed into a corner he just fake cries lmao

[@roninrider1930]

all pandas do lol

[@FloridaWeed]

" i wanna tell you something " with finger pointed at said person 💀

[@bubberz]

I can see his real crying being close to his game crying and people having to ask if he's really upset or not on occasion. 😀

[@brandonhinrichs4393]

@@FloridaWeed i wanna tell you something! Can i tell you something? Can i tell you something? Will you let me? Will you let me? F*ck you! I wanna tell you something lol

[@jefferson9428]

It’s really cringe actually lol he’s definitely better than that.

[@ryanreiff9641]

the fact that this show drops every monday morning is the reason I can start my work week without crying

[@Splat-25]

It's Monday after work here in the UK. I can confirm... Still perfect timing.

[@brittanymiller5903]

I totally feel this!!!!

[@througheverything]

I absolutely love that they drop on a Monday it makes me so happy

[@RS-dq9pn]

It’s time to quit your job then

[@Boofbonic]

you gotta watch every episode in order if you can, its the funniest podcast ever

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

From time to time, I think about "I want to be ninja" lady.

[@TheAshley12322]

Same

[@matttorres8921]

She could’ve saved herself in that interview they did with her but she stuck to her guns. What an idiot. Haha

[@michaelludwig120]

Fr my kids will randomly sing that & daddy why you die 😂😅

[@clydefr0g]

I think that, and the old commercial about all of the cultures are probably the funniest moments of this podcast.

[@imemberberry]

I want to chop, chop, chop Chow down 🎶 It ruled and Red really bothered me that ep, something about being more offended than the guy in the room who was actually Asian was very annoying.

[@Scottttttt]

Andrew: “Theo Von is from Massachusetts” Bobby: Takes notes

[@geddo777ify]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Betty-Boop809]

That note taking is hilarious 😂

[@featherbabes]

😂😂😂

[@MeetSlyEvps]

Bobby describing a synth: "what is that? A piano from space??"

[@mjm5081]

😆

[@FreeOfAllFear]

I felt so good when Bobby said his self esteem is better and couldn’t help but smile glad he’s on the right track 😁 never missed an episode

[@thedud3210]

God I wish you would animate when Santino starts giving "history" lessons to bobby with bobby as a little kid sitting there with big doe eyes... 😆 🤣 😂

[@kylemcleod2839]

Speak it into existence my man!! 😂

[@debc4567]

Yesssss!

[@DjBolt11]

Noted!

[@nickthegnarly]

Bobby needs a pen and paper every episode. It cracked me up the whole time

[@botanicaljaycompany8020]

Andrew needs to be on Drunk History 😂

[@mrs.h2725]

Omg yes please 😂, with Bobby and Juicy in the reenactment!

[@treefiddytwoo]

i agree but that ship has sailed.

[@kelly-k-dub]

AGREED!!! Andrew and Bobby!!!!!!

[@cornbredx]

Andrew is in that new House Party movie. I saw the trailer before Black Adam several weeks ago. He's all over the trailer. More than the guys I think are supposed to be the main characters. What do you think about that? Does Andrew need to be in that?

[@vinny5638]

Imagine all the voices and impressions he’ll do, would be hilarious

[@butterbear3042]

This made me realize that these two would have made a perfect episode of Drunk History. I miss that show.

[@mariozeva2118]

This has to be one of the funniest episodes you guys ever did. Watch it over and over. Bobby is so funny just being himself and Andrew brings it out of him and compliments the show so perfectly, and jetski is just fun. LOVE YOU GUYS.

[@Lemondept]

You know what, I need more than an hour from you gentlemen

[@PNWHerb]

They probably cut a hour of gold that they should leave in.

[@Chris-od1jp]

For sure, that one seemed to go quicker than normal

[@whiteperson1742]

They leaving you wanting more and it’s honestly smart business

[@AChunkyDog]

Juice isn't a men

[@Twhyte96]

As someone sitting in south Boston who also plays the synthesizer I feel like I owe money for having listened to this podcast.

[@slowloudbangin5155]

Out of 168 hours a week, ya'll only give us 1. Unacceptable we need more bad friends.

[@Jayds]

Andrew's Alex Jones impression is spot on 😂

[@likwidmagik]

So is his Jack Nicholson's!

[@panzaratti]

Right?! He sounded identical to him!

[@altpath]

His Jordan Peterson was great too

[@fx6281]

Crowder does a nicer Alex impression imo, but Santino does every other impression better

[@AChunkyDog]

Hitting a pretty high frequency

[@zaktilzer5130]

Man. Im the last month or 2 ive been binge watching these. To see Bobbys transformation is actually a thing of beauty. In the early episodes hes depressed. He has a sort of half ass recovery. But hes still acting like a druggy. Hes super manipulative and doesnt respect anyone. Treats everyone almost as poorly as himself. These later episodes are a trip. You can tell he takes himself more seriously. Ive been dealt with being manic depressive my whole life. Starting over every 3 years after i torpedo my life into the ground. Last time i was homeless for a year. Bobbys journey has given me a little hope that I can beat this curse. Thanks for being a bad friend.

[@elijahandrews3891]

Thanks for being a Bad Friend ❤️😁

[@deaderthendead041]

Same, I went from being like tf? Then I'm like hehe😏,now I'm like a lil goblin in the corner hysterically laughing as bobby goes off and loses his litteral & proverbial shit each episode 😂

[@deaderthendead041]

Found this by random a month or so ago, it was the "I want to be ninja" short that was the 1st hit to make a bad joke

[@76goddam]

I like how Andrew always refers to Jessie as a different generation and being a part of “the kids” but she’s only 7ish years apart from him lol

[@supernova.143]

I know there's a very low chance you'll see this, but this podcast is what got me thru today. My mom passed away unexpectedly this morning, I've not been able to calm down or slightly laugh until listening to this. Thank you for helping me disassociate.

[@TheAnon232]

I’m so sorry 😔 I hope you’re in a better place today, emotionally. I can’t imagine how hard that day must have been

[@layoramirez4993]

Its been a year, hope youre doing well. rest in peace to your beloved mother

[@DjBolt11]

Bobby: “you know Q?” Andrew: “oh I’m cute” 😂😂😂

[@Auqua1973]

Good for you Bobby. It is great to see you embracing yourself positively and seeing how many people really enjoy you and your comedy. You are encouraging.

[@TrashBoat11]

Native American denier is the funniest thing I've heard in a minute🤣

[@deaderthendead041]

To be fair who has seen one?😂

[@thomasduboux756]

Bobby as the ‘Rittle Mermaid’ is amazing

[@shanejr7226]

Their chemistry is insane. They otta have a a lil ginger Asian baby together.

[@hannya7370]

Man that French jamaican accent was crazy 😂 so glad they added juicy to the crew

[@tonybablony2041]

Her nervousness is so funny😂

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

Yeah bad accents are funny oh man, having no talent is awesome

[@paddydemps2291]

@@Justcarlosdiaz being triggered by a woman comedian is so awesome. Cry more incel.

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

@@paddydemps2291 it's weird your mind immediately assumes I don't think she's funny because she's a woman.. do you not think women are funny?

[@8bitdevil504]

Vroom vroom!

[@ogsensei728]

Thanks for always making my Mondays better. Love from Houston, Texas. Bad Friends Forever. Btw whenever I’m having anxiety or just a bad day in general I will literally watch the “I’m Bobby’s Mom” bit where Santino crosses his eyes and I swear it feels like I’m chewing 5 Gum.

[@glowinthedarksoul]

Hey Texas Bad Friends homie! I’m right here in Texas City by Houston! Same! This podcast is my antidepressant! 🤙🏽

[@MrSoupasteve]

🤘🤘🤘

[@paulson322]

I'm same except its when Bobby sings Daddy why you die.

[@Daniel_25]

kzbin.infoqSaBBNoUcNc?feature=share holy fuck that’s funny

[@MossMan4288]

4.99 tho ya know

[@blenderface3476]

Badfriends is my favorite history podcast to listen to!

[@JMW_JMW_JMW]

Lil Squints and Grand Wizard Bob made me crack up for real lol

[@jimr9499]

There are very few podcasts that I regularly follow for which it is imperative that I actually watch them, rather than just listen. Bad Friends is at the top of said list. The video adds a whole extra, necessary, dimension. Peace and love to all my fellow bad friends!!!

[@shahriarrafi2849]

😊

[@shahriarrafi2849]

😊

[@BrodysLab]

Juicy is such a great addition to this pod. She’s not scared to jump into the conversation and banter with the guys, she’s very funny

[@matticusminot8086]

She's a bore

[@TMrreviews]

Agreed

[@rampagethomas024]

144 hours in. still loving the content. thank you bad friends

[@dbapple]

Also watching from the beginning ?)

[@rampagethomas024]

@@dbapple sure am pal. figued if i was going to start, i should go from the beginning to the present haha

[@DPMusicStudio]

I’ve been watching from beginning as well. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@stuffoneworld6160]

This is verbal art in its rawest form ,love it

[@Cookie4Eva]

Carlos should’ve gave Bobby a kiss when he handed the paper. That would be gentle

[@SuperXxEliite]

Why is Andrew so good at impersonations 😂😂😂

[@deaderthendead041]

I love andrew antagonizing/instigating bobby to go off, its so masterful the way he pushes Bobby's buttons 😂😈

[@claytenney732]

Happy Monday bad friends crew ❤

[@brittanymiller5903]

🥰🥰🥰

[@tscraps]

This might be the episode I show people to get them watch religiously. I am literally laughing out loud at my desk at work. Every episode is funny as hell, the episodes with Jetski are A+++.

[@hwftechdecks]

Still nothing compared to the lightning in a bottle that was Doc

[@k_swag9449]

Got bless this podcast for consistently being the funniest thing I see every week😂

[@msgesus4518]

1:07:36 "If I say herro they say goodbye" was the funniest

[@ruthless2k10]

Anyone else watched every episode multiple times 😂😂 i go to sleep with it playing through my phone

[@yes.2144]

I’m guilty of letting this play while I fall asleep at times too. 😊

[@Audron101]

I have never been into podcasts. Started seeing clips on fb and youtube. Started at the most recent and I am working my way back. This is the only podcast worth watching or listening too.

[@tyeberhart7583]

Put Bobby and Doc in elf costumes and have Santino be Santa for the Christmas ep. Golden opportunity right there

[@Libsterize]

Close

[@ashduwitt9899]

I'm a recovering addict and 6 months ago when I was in a sober house my housemate died and it was super sad. (We were friends) but to feel better I went to this pod and I can tell you. You guys helped me so much through that and all my darkest days. I will love you both till the end. I couldn't possibly ever forget the impact these two had on my life

[@ashduwitt9899]

Had and have*

[@elijahandrews3891]

I'm sorry for your loss, but keep up the good work! You're on the right path! Thanks for being a Bad Friend ❤️😁

[@TheHyde8875]

Did they OD or did they kill themselves because they couldn't take living with you any more?

[@hwftechdecks]

@@TheHyde8875what an awful human you are

[@karenamyx2205]

@@TheHyde8875 Is it weird to be like that and then nobody laughs? Or you dont care?

[@travisfarrington7864]

"Time flies when your having fun" This cast lasts about twelve minutes for me because of this very idea. I need three hour versions. I'll pay.

[@ZeganVE]

Petition to bring Doc back! Still love the pod regardless ☺️

[@brittanymiller5903]

Where did he go?

[@cody5437]

No way juicy is the best

[@charlestonwhitey]

Signed

[@joyman07]

Facts we need Doc Back Man This Juicy girl is Not For Me

[@kid9472]

@@joyman07 i hate to think that theirs someone out there who doesn't want black magic on , but juicy brings a new set of dialogue/ scenarios to the pod. Both r welcomed in my book.

[@FlockoftheGreyShepherd]

Carlos being aggressive with the paper and pen totally made my day

[@amandaalbright5271]

Guys we’re gonna need 2 episodes a week, this once a week thing is killing me 😩

[@ShangHighRoller]

Nah, you don't want them to push too hard and just end up with a bunch of filler. They have to tour, write, etc. as well as do the podcast.

[@hwftechdecks]

Whiskey Ginger & TigerBelly

[@erikhoryza9068]

@@ShangHighRoller agreed. What they find works best for energy, content, attitude is represented in these awesome episodes. If they do decide two a week as a seasonal thing that they then can get a "vacation" afterwards, I'm all for it. What they find gives them the best episodes, we support! Plus, it lowkey makes Monday's BANG.

[@BreeMorgan43]

One of the hardest decisions I have ever made was to not watch for 3 months. Now I am back and have SOOO much to binge!

[@m-linko]

Tuesdays with Stories has the same energy

[@breebree1166]

I’m due in march and I swear if you’re in Vegas when I go into labor I’m having my baby at your show or I’m leaving the hospital to go 😂

[@erint-r6464]

Millions of podcasts. This one is the best. Always hilarious

[@paytonmolloy5284]

“It was docked, it didn’t have an engine” is absolutely hilarious

[@Aaron.Drake.Ames.]

This podcast is a gem and can't be played in public lol

[@1v1MeClubPenguin]

bad friends coming out on mondays is the only thing that saves my sanity while going back to another week of work

[@RJC.]

The absolute best part about Mondays! Keep it up, boys!!

[@bubberz]

"This guy paid to be Verified!" Does this work off Twitter?

[@macdoodlechamp]

@@bubberzits a donation

[@bubberz]

@@macdoodlechamp I know .. just like I know there's no Blue Check on KZbin

[@mutouvhs843]

@@bubberz ok?

[@perkele1109]

@@bubberz there is a grey check on verified people and you can’t pay to get it on youtube

[@natashamartinez7473]

Love you bad friends crew, I really miss Doc though😢Juicy is such an awesome guest, what a sweetheart she is

[@josephm9687]

Juicys laugh is so wholesome

[@ToneLone69]

Please, everyone reflect and enjoy your day. Wish y’all the best of what you can achieve

[@prod.mordihi4772]

lmao idk why I started laughing hard when Bobby scribble out Herbie Hancock, as if it matters 😂

[@sammyjoe6536]

No overproduction, no bs segments, no scripted comedy, just 3 comedians riffing, listening and punching to input... Hence the numbers, which makes a podcast like thiss do the numbers it always does.. I wonder why some comedians left what they were on... Remember the days people 🙌

[@alyssaramirez2338]

I don’t have friends so this podcast is awesome!

[@darianwillis8520]

We need doc back. I really miss him. Bring him on every now and than

[@_herzog_]

Once in a while

[@HarshNerf]

Doc does his own podcast now

[@navoonraj]

@@HarshNerf whaa where?

[@joeshmoe562]

he left by choice and started his own podcast. i think he got tired of bobby always shitting on him.

[@capesman4325]

Man, Bobbys really on fire this episode. Hilarious!

[@amshuchitrakar4424]

Juicy is so polite, she's been carrying the Rudy spot and is still polite enough to plug a show she's headlining

[@samzz07]

i like that they put rudy and juicy on rotation

[@Betty-Boop809]

Same

[@drasdj1728]

Let’s gooooooooooo bring Doc baaaaaaackk

[@nicksilver_music]

Bobby and Andrew on Kill Tony be litty 🔥

[@Complex_Addition]

Jetski might be the most likeable person ever ! Haha !

[@richardklassen7689]

....hahaha "But you're not a doctor" -- "Neither is Dr. Dre" -- "I think he is... he has a doctorate" -- ... ... "Okay, Hi I'm Grand Wizard Bob"

[@brittanyday4124]

This podcast brings me so much joy! 💕

[@BuildAProWorkShop]

Just laying there juicy is called “dead fishing”

[@C0WB0Yv]

This and MSSP the 2 best podcasts on the planet

[@cornsweeper3349]

Jetski juice is the best. Have her on more often. Shes hilarious and adds great chemistry!!

[@jordanharirchi4604]

Yo I DIED when they searched 1865 and tried to play it off. “It says it right there.” Almost had me lmao😂😂😂😂

[@jimr9499]

The only complaint that I ever could possibly come up with about Bad Friends is how *WILDLY* drastic, and entirely without warning the volume that they are speaking in changes (and by they, obviously I mean Tito Bobby lol). Not that it really matters usually, but when laying next to my girl who's trying to sleep it's a constant race to turn the volume down when the yelling starts, and then back up to be able to hear it again. But hey, it's Bad Friends. I wouldn't have it any other way. 😍

[@menwithven8114]

Grand wizard Bob talking to lil squints had me crying

[@raykulpp]

A monologue from my favorite movie on my favorite podcast. Mondays don’t have to suck

[@patrickcallahan9599]

Taxation without representation is what we ended up with anyway

[@nevets3889]

🤯

[@nate256]

Monday Therapy, can’t wait for Dec 30th.

[@demonslayer5923]

What's happening on Dec 30th?

[@nate256]

Santino is in Boston

[@prcption8636]

Missed the perfect opportunity to talk about The Light House

[@OB-LA]

Congrats to Juicy for HEADLINING!

[@pauli7457]

Thank you Friends! 💖😘💕

[@nameless.faceless.]

I just love this podcast. That’s it. Thank you for bringing us joy :)

[@MEE7CH]

"I say herro they say goodbye" killed me LOL

[@teasquared09]

This episode was a home run. Thanks guys.

[@ziphane]

I'm loving the new taking notes bobby

[@loganharder7700]

I love how Bobby makes native people feel seen no one seems to go out of there way to talk about us just feels cool😂

[@AB-ee5tb]

😊

[@deaderthendead041]

Aho

[@damienvincent3992]

"Transitioning into a ghost?" Killed me

[@bradentater]

I thought Bobby took his shirt off for a second but it just blended in too good with his skin

[@zg9445]

“Table for 50” “Where are the other 49” “In the bathroom”

[@fungus_fae6325]

I feel like I’ve watched most comedians podcasts and none compare to this one. The chemistry between Bobby and Andrew is unmatched and I love it. I find myself laughing a lot more when I watch them together

[@bbchillen5796]

GET THAT PLUG JUICY! That buzzer beater

[@brandonhall1516]

That was a good jack nicholson impression

[@ryanevangelista1303]

The pen scene is the best!👏🏾 lmao

[@brtr5541]

Juicy has good, wholesome energy

[@justinsales5268]

Andrew voice in the beginning skit is perfect for krypto from destroy all humans

[@Soulorchestrator]

Ya'll need to bring Doc back in for the Christmas Ep.

[@chilliLRK]

In an elf costume

[@tpoults8141]

he’s in rehab

[@KneeJerkReactions13]

I don't get the love. Doc never improved an episode imo, geckos just there.

[@jasonwood3128]

To bring the gift of Covid to all

[@codylake4308]

I work in Africa, in some pretty poor countries and the children here still play the stick and wheel game. They find a stick and role a bike tire down the road with it

[@WastedTalentIndustries]

Who here has seen EVERY single episode? 👀

[@Skeleton_Archer]

Jessie looks so funny with clothes from the 1800s and glasses from the 3000s 😂

[@hopecrowder5730]

Could not stop laughing, I appreciate yall so much!