Red Dwarf - The Attack Of The Mutton Vindaloo Beast

Red Dwarf has discovered a strange, alien-looking vessel in its wanderings, and naturally the crew couldn't resist boarding it and taking a look. Inside? The ultimate genetic engineering technology, a machine that can transform any living thing into any other living thing, by re-writing its DNA. A blessing or a curse? Then, in this clip, Lister's curry finds its way into the transmogrifier and assumes near-human form, transforming into what can only be described as an abominable "curry man" that wants the crew dead and is invulnerable to bazookoid fire, as it is made from vindalooed mutton. Hilarious action ensues.
Enjoy!
From the Red Dwarf episode "DNA" (S04E02).
© 1991 Grant Naylor Productions / BBC North West. All Rights Reserved.
Trivia: Due to Lister's reference to the events of "Polymorph", this clip could almost be seen as something of a "spiritual sequel" to that episode, despite Season VI's "Emohawk" being the official sequel thereto.
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[@minicle426]

The way Lister kills the Curry Monster is a clear tribute to Jaws.

[@SirMarshalHaig]

We need a bigger Lister!

[@whovianhistorybuff]

SMILE YOU SON OF A 💥

[@NebLleb]

Of course, Lager! The only thing that can kill a Vindaloo! -"Alex J. Lister", 1991

[@Aurochhunter]

Where'd you get "Alex J. Lister" from? The character's name is David Lister.

[@Tiresias55]

3:17 "I can't keep up I'm knackered!" Love this for two reasons, firstly the high pitched voice, second the delivery in his Scouse accent. To another Liverpool lad tlike me that's just great.

[@arcticbadger1]

My favourite childhood episode 😅😉👍

[@adamsanter9385]

Cat: Last time it was hors d'oeuvres, this time it's lunch!

[@danielwilliamson6180]

3:46 LOL One of Red Dwarf's funniest lines.

[@nodreb123]

I recently ordered a vindaloo and had a beer with it and yes, a lager does kill it.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

I loved it when Lister became Robocop at 2:46.

[@aporue5893]

cat:''Come on,stumpy!'' tiny lister:''wait for me!'' I CAN'T. 🤣

[@aporue5893]

This is why this is my favourite episode ever. 🤣

[@williamcrowe2576]

When the can of lager went in the creature's mouth and Lister took aim, I half expected him to say "Smile, you son of a..."

[@BloodAngel500]

one of my fav scenes

[@thursoberwick1948]

The sitars. 😂

[@turboking9238]

Man I want a Bazookoid!! I plan on making my own since I can't buy one.

[@user-zy1vv9yb6g]

I can't believe that this show was not on any of my channels growing up 😮

[@user-zy1vv9yb6g]

This ranks right there with Lost in Space 😂👍👍👍👍

[@NetMoverSitan]

The touch of that is like acid to it.

[@jedder]

I bet they made this gross sketch purely to honor Lister's "booger-eating" moments in the smeg-ups behind the scenes. 😆

[@maxacorn]

rimmer: what have we created? loved that line.

[@phoenixman8569]

Mini robo lister..

[@tsartodd]

"this guy's pure class!"

[@georgeowain]

1:47 I’ve always wondered, if they had ever done that shot in Aliens. Should it be Hudson or Vasquez who does it.

[@OnafetsEnovap]

Both. :)

[@Aimdrew]

Went looking for this scene when I learned it was the voice of daddy pig that replaces holly’s voice.

[@lforster2]

Really?! 😂

[@Aimdrew]

@@lforster2 yup, pretty funny going back. his list of acting and voice over work is very varied. Richard Ridings.

[@Dim4323]

Ocp gonna sue

[@nvkulk]

Only papad can save them …and us all!!!

[@aporue5893]

XD

[@kevinchambers17]

Probably politically incorrect these days - but who gives a TOSS ! Lister bombards the curry monster with lager - classic !

[@kevinchambers17]

Kingfisher or Cobra - The local Tandoori !

[@kevinchambers17]

He just says what we all know for years - the only way to defeat a strong curry or kebab is lager! Ale don't work, nor Stout - just give you indigestion ! Shots- maybe ! Couple of Carling - see off any curry !

[@nvkulk]

I’m offended that this wasn’t offensive enough

[@kypdurron62]

I don't get it. What's politically incorrect about it...

[@powerist209]

@kypdurron62 Vindaloo is food associated with Muslim and Muslim have restrictions on alcohol.