Mitchell & Webb Live - Numberwang

[@Stroija]

"As you may have noticed, Simon and July have regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors" Oh man... :D

[@SirCraigius]

I never knew Simon and Julie were Timelords.

[@scsutton1]

@@SirCraigius Julie was Prisoner Zero and Simon was executed by the Daleks on Satellite Five/The Gamestation.

[@BarackObamaJedi]

@@scsutton1 so ... 0 and 5? That's numberwang i think

[@RichardX1]

And that was BEFORE Julie's actor won an Oscar...

[@bobbyfeet2240]

And she regenerated into Rob's wife, which probably got them a break on her pay rate.

[@tkayube]

The best part was "Let's rotate the board" and for a bit you think "How's that going to work?" but then the host rotates.

[@WardNightstone]

honestly i was wondering how they were gonna d it from the second i hit play

[@PC336]

"Bintey-tweeb" "I don't care if that's a number, that's a numberflan in my book"

[@Truthiness231]

How crazy is this: when I watched the video, the view count, the "likes" count, and the "dislikes" count where ALL numberwang at the same time! Coincidence?

[@ocbyn]

And look when you first posted that comment.... That’s NUMBERWANG.

[@jmalmsten]

Well, it wasn't when I looked, sadly. No wait... Now it is. They are all indeed all Numberwang again! Oh, happy days!

[@RichardX1]

That's the real reason they got rid of the dislikes counter. If it became numberwang one more time, the universe would implode into that point and transform us all into wangernumb.

[@mark9294]

Holy shit! Did you put on your Numberhosen?

[@MugsOfMilk]

Simon, as the anti-leader you go first after Julie...

[@JustFizzyDance]

I would watch Numberwang every week if it was a real show in Japan.

[@drworm5007]

That's countrywang!

[@Scy]

His mic was drowned in cream :P

[@aMwWSpHhHdn2]

Now we know...

[@Fluvance]

Bukakewang

[@SuzyS85]

"I declare the supreme ruler of the Numberverse!" My new favourite title! XD

[@zmillington]

"Are you even trying?" "This'll be a waste of time" "Thick as well as ugly" "NO! Triple numberflan to Simon" Lmao

[@xTunafishx]

"As you may have noticed, Simon and Julie have regenerated into two slightly less expensive actors" Brilliant!

[@SirCraigius]

I don't think he was able to say 5 because his lungs were full of wangercream.

[@MokkaMatti]

Mmmm, rich frothy Flanwang.

[@AnEnemySpy456]

Julie is the Washington Generals of Numberwang.

[@still_guns]

classic mitchell and webb

[@lard_aardvark]

The best part is that you can hear Simon ruin his mic at 3:35.

[@whosjohncorzine]

That's Numberwang.

[@lettuce984]

it was all that number custard….

[@NivMizzet89]

I suspect Colosson is behind it. Get the chicken pictures ready!

[@thomasquigley334]

😂🐓🐓🐓

[@georgemilo7649]

"Bintytweeb?" I'm fucking in tears

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

Some people don't like it if you cry while you're fucking them.

[@andyanderson100]

“Julie?” “Um.” “NO!”

[@ultraseb]

Hmm..nice take on the stage version..I wondered how they'd manage to revive the flagging joke on their TV series. That's a very good Wangernumb in my book!! :D

[@rez188]

thank you nerdcubed

[@TheXenomorphman]

+Mumatala when did he talk about this?

[@rez188]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@matthewbaxter5825]

I knew everything I learned in math class was wrong

[@willsoe]

hmmm I dont think Mitchell can do it as good as Webb

[@200nick2]

I was sent here by a man who can't pick up a canister of beer.

[@ZteffenTheBatFan]

I was sent here by... The fuck am I watching?

[@bojo0]

"Brazil Britons are feared to be amongst the dead." So true. "Today, a massive earthquake tore apart the city of Kobe, claiming over 60,000 lives. 3 Britons are feared amongst the dead."

[@OffMyKeys]

awww now i want to become supreme ruler of the numberverse...

[@coyo_geezer]

#HaveAWank

[@jadeb9871]

#numberwank?

[@joyhally7754]

_CoYoTe_ #HaveAWang *

[@VintageLJ]

_CoYoTe_ #ThatsNumberwank

[@jm40004]

VintageLJ #ThatsNumberwank

[@yinge101]

god its comic relief special all over again

[@SirCraigius]

1972, born in 1972. Yup, makes sense XD

[@MokkaMatti]

Same here. I kind of feel like I'm among the walking dead, so it does make a heck of a lot of sense now.

[@twearden]

The numberflan bit is exactly the same as they did on comic relief with Carol Vordeman! Very good though :L

[@havanaradio]

Whoa, rough. Live sketch comedy is hard man...

[@oliedogg]

haha dunked in number****

[@ManiaKattaK]

ah, numbershit. i was wondering what that 5 was doing in there yesterday

[@Vikotnick]

"I don't get the rules"... "THATS NUMBERWANG!"

[@howag69]

i really want to know that as well!!

[@gavbag1234]

I like to think this is what the world would be like if we didn't have the question "Why?". People would just say things and guesses would pass for answers. Ray Comfort would be president of the world.

[@zapkvr0101]

Kirk Cameron would be Defense minister

[@PricingFrontier]

lol ive watched it so many tyms

[@RIPdementia]

'Julie?' 'Um...' 'NO! Triple numberflan bonus to Simon!' :D Utter genius.

[@Jivvi]

That's Numberwang!!

[@ItsJimbo]

That's numberwang!

[@ciaracustard]

I wonder if they actually have some crazy rules to numberwang.

[@DrakeLightheart]

i was sent by a man that is unable to crash into a sun.... any sun.. because his ship doesn't let him

[@jamesflames6987]

So jealous of anyone who got to attend this show.

[@Jivvi]

! is not prime, but on Numberwang it is.

[@gerra8]

bintey tweeb LMAO! X

[@INRamos13]

Yay Argentina :3

[@howag69]

any luck with it?

[@cmilla111]

I had no idea about 12!

[@GeoBull]

Is this post event?

[@DannyEnglish100]

Geo Bull no this is before the event. please do not think of the event

[@Ektalon]

DannyEnglish100 The first rule of the event is to never speak of the event.

[@krashd]

Mike, you spoke of the event! Now you'll have to board up your windows and doors to stop them getting in!

[@wolfshade5020]

F in the chat for the number 12

[@IoEstasCedonta]

...they ended with numberflan in the Vorderman bit as well... do they always do that in live versions?

[@yoavYbinoon2]

Ahhhh! I think I have a wangernumb on my keyboard!!

[@doomsday93]

thats numberflan!

[@jdebruynviolin]

Couldn't you also say the quartic root of six cubed? :D

[@Poppipower]

Too soon... oh, I miss the quartic root of six cubed so much... rest in peace

[@eblu_]

So does today exist?

[@KennieFitz]

o-o I don't even know...

[@Dextrous]

All of a sudden, nerdcubed fans O_O

[@FortuneInLies]

luigi54321? That's numberwang!

[@Raptremrum]

What is this?

[@yinge101]

actually 6 to the power of 3 quarters

[@rjmurphyman]

I know the rule for Numberwang! Now "That's numberwang"!

[@CA-ee1et]

Numberwang? Bring back Johnson! Or, as he is sometimes known, the Chancellor of Brookes!

[@AA-hg5fk]

What? Pi to 3 decimal places is not 3.145, it's 3.142 - that's definitely not numberwang!

[@joelhaggis5054]

I'm sorry, Brazil is a number, as in the well known phrase "How many is a Brazilian?"

[@phantomspaceman]

It's two and a quarter Verbrillion.

[@scsutton1]

​@@phantomspacemanThat's Numberwang!

[@presntnow]

hahahahah 😂❤

[@krypto276]

I'm so confused...

[@MokkaMatti]

That's Numberwang!

[@technoshock11]

What? The beginning sounds nothing like the Zelda theme to me.

[@ChipArgyle]

6 3/4 is dead? Who needed that one anyway? No great loss.

[@DarkAngelKota]

Don't think this is really my kind of humour, but I did get a few laughs. Thanks Nerd³ :)

[@DaniStarEngland]

9 3/4? 394?

[@whosjohncorzine]

That's Numberwang.

[@GetSumNutz]

thats numberwang

[@Tulin.b]

ninety two million seven hundred and forty three thousand three hundred and twenty six point seven sorry i misread that- I should have said 2

[@zmillington]

I know what you mean with the forced speech. The section where he starts introducing the contestants about there jobs. The lines are said to quickly and too close together with no sincerity. However, the part with Number-flan cracked me up.

[@vondas1480]

4:00

[@FortuneInLies]

luigi 54321? That's numberwang!

[@dazk55]

Brazil out of 47.98215 owners, say thier cat's prefer them.

[@campaljan]

***REMAIN INDOORS***

[@Bram06]

I was sent here by... I'm late aren't I?

[@TheJrbdog]

Bram06 Not as late as me

[@ethicalphytophage]

LOL - this is ridiculous!

[@gavbag1234]

@Anthaas Well, you seem quite self-critical and you haven't called anyone a "faggit" yet, so I think you're still outside the majority on many fronts. Yes, I agree with your remark too, that was the point I was making.

[@SuzyS85]

*thee

[@dreamshade]

Wait a minute... Brazil's not a number.

[@AnAverageArceus]

Yes it is, they confirmed it. Stop feeding us your anti-numberwang propaganda.

[@OtakuLogan2017]

THATS NO NUMBERWANG

[@luigi54321]

Even crazier, the amount of thumbs up your comment has is also Numberwang! Spooky...

[@comicsansseraphim4934]

What happened to the jolly game show host played by Robert Webb? He's gone. They're all gone. And we're back. Those unnecessarily antagonistic and arbitrary game show hosts.

[@Anthaas]

@gavbag1234 We like to call that "religion".... Oh no, what have I done, I just said the "R" word in a brilliant comedy sketch with which it has nothing to do. Now I am just like all the other posters on KZbin!

[@Churchaddict777]

WTF did I just watch?!

[@MokkaMatti]

The best thing ever, that's what you just watched.

[@VintageLJ]

I was sent here by an incredibly incompetent man...

[@PenneyBack]

this game makes no sense! but its so damn funny!

[@kantastisk]

nooooooooo not 12!!

[@iilikecereal]

wait, wut?

[@evildumdum7]

da fuqu did i just watch?

[@ChemicleExplosion]

WHat has even no why plz.

[@bennythemonk]

ha Doctor Who reference.

[@MugsOfMilk]

2:30 Mmm

[@whosjohncorzine]

That's Numberwang.

[@RmonSP]

xDness

[@lamnaa]

Its a common problem for americans when introduced to british humor. Brazil Americans dies every year.

[@tunny2000]

LOL.

[@kamenraider1175]

"Numbershit"

[@SaBoTeUr2001]

I think the fact that it's all bollocks is what makes it hilarious. More bollocks, please.

[@PaladinswordSaurfang]

"numberwank" lolz

[@Poppipower]

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