Vehicular Manslaughter in Goose Goose Duck

[@mrbobdob]

That was my best comedy set of my life and Ross had to go and ruin the night with that snoozer. Don't ever book me again.

[@OMGItsBurke]

i live in Buffalo NY. I’m triggered & i want to sue you Dom.

[@epickirbyns399]

Dom why don’t I exist?!?

[@minisamuri2]

Max: *Gets Tai as a Lover* Pan is going to kill Tai because she kills Tai often Pan: No I Don't Also Pan: *Procedes to Kill Tai not even 10 seconds later* Me: This is why we can't have nice things.

[@AllieS_0706]

Honestly so true

[@joker1502]

Pan really does tho 😂

[@FangOriona]

Doug's answer: totally, I hate doing them, I will always avoid human interaction no matter what

[@Jackgames271]

same bro it sucks

[@kailewis8832]

Introverts

[@BejadedF]

Doug, blink twice if you are being held against your will and need help, we are here for you

[@quiettitanoboa5096]

idk about anyone else but the lounge segment had me struggling not to ugly laugh in public. and jerry was right about pepperoni making an excellent snack!

[@quiettitanoboa5096]

OHHH I JUST GOT TO THE CAR PART SRGDGHFJGHGFG WHY DO YOUR GGD VIDEOS ALWAYS LEAVE ME IN SHAMBLES /pos

[@runashadow4033]

Funny Geese shenanigans are always a great way to enjoy an afternoon.

[@themanifesto8363]

18:00 it appears max has ptsd from pastrami city

[@Mithzan]

I have PTSD in general from that place

[@nickyb8698]

​@Mithzan I can only imagine from what I have heard, and I'm sure I have only heard the tip of the iceberg. ❤Keeping being strong and I appreciate your existence❤

[@ukalaylay39bluestars87]

I'm so happy and proud of how far the channel is going, You're already past 700K Max! ♡ Btw for Doug's question: yes, I get very bad stage fright. Also, Doug that was some nice editing skills for Max's race!

[@ihazchipsnow]

Doug's QOTD: ironically, being a theater kid who loves to perform, I have bad stagefright

[@Eevee_Tale]

Please understand the amount of laughter I was holding back while drinking my coffee when I kept hearing "maple syrup" being repeated then Opo comes in with THAT. I almost spat my coffee. While at work. Help me

[@camdenreimers9255]

Doug’s question: I get real bad stage fright. I start getting real nervous and awkward. I can’t do public speaking cause of it.

[@chaseaitken-cade5472]

Doug’s question: only a little bit now. I’ve been in choir for around 10 years now and with the amount of solo’s I’ve done in that time, I’ve mostly outgrown it by this point :)

[@shay-la-vie]

DQOTD: Yes but I've gotten waaaay way better than when I was younger. Went from crying at a small middle school talent show AUDITION, to joining theatre in high school and doing actual performances

[@HannahBanana126]

I love when Ross gets called out! He's so salty when his joke is ruined!😂

[@peonpleyamanaka2845]

Doug's question: I terrified of talking on stage, even in front of a class

[@katgrace8834]

I just wanted to say that the lounge segment had me snort so hard that I got a nosebleed and I’ve never laughed so hard at a nosebleed so thank you for the laugh

[@flower7747]

DQOTD: I don't really have stage fright. I've been part of a cast for the past 4 years and while yes, it is stressful and anxiety inducing, I haven't really experienced stage fright it was more of a nervousness because it was new at the time. Anyway theres a reason I don't do musicals

[@DelphineIgnia]

36:42 Then where am I?! I'm certainly not in Canada

[@apossumenthusiast]

Yippee! We goosin’ and we’re duckin’! DQOTD: I used to have really bad stage fright in freshman year of highschool, but I recently did a theater production and my anti depressants make it less spooky :3

[@WilloWisp0]

DQOTD: I do but i was also in theatre for 7 years. I hated doing presentations and such where i had to be myself, but playing a character in a theatre production infront of a huge audience was easy. I guess it was because i wasnt being myself on a stage, i was my character in the scene. Its also what stopped me from getting my anxiety diagnosis for so long, since doctors couldn't figure out how i could perform in front of a huge audience while also having anxiety

[@Thiccremoch162]

Awww yeah, combining my two great loves in life: - Funny goose game - Violent vehicle crimes!!!! :D

[@janewestlady]

i haven’t been having the best of days today but knowing that there’ll be a silly new max video out for me to watch makes it better, even if it’s just a little bit :)

[@kmerte]

I love how Opo and Dare sound like robots

[@starbug1470]

Dqotd: Yes I hate public speaking or anything involving talking in front of a big crowd or people in general. I’ve got bad anxiety so I try to stay away from those types of situations.

[@literally_trash]

Yes doug. Yes.

[@misssunshine420]

I knew the meat meant something. I couldn't remember why it bothered me. I looked it up with a certain person. I remember now. It's sad to see how they have effected you hut I'm happy you're doing great and living your best life.

[@scythin654]

Doug's question: yes I do.

[@skyblue_playz754]

Lifes been a struggle lately with a lot going on and figuring stuff out. But your videos always brighten my day up, always put a smile on my face, ive been watching you since 2017 and your videos always always make me laugh and smile. Thank you max and i hope you hit 1 million by Christians

[@th3_pho3nyx]

Dougs' Answer: ...I don't go on stage. It's that bad. 0-0

[@theenbyleek2428]

Dare has the text-to-speech laugh down perfectly 😂

[@LobsterTrash]

DQOTD: Public speaking has always been and issue of mine. I took a speech class in high school and only managed to get through it with the help of these calming lavender capsules. It made ya burp, but it was funny cuz your burps would taste like a lavender air freshener lol

[@PheonixPhlyingGamer]

Doug's Question: Not really, but I don't like singing in front of friends... So... 🤷‍♂️

[@ToastJelly0]

doug’s question! i have a crippling fear of public speaking or talking to people in general, like even in one on one conversations. i’ve been recovering from selective mutism, a serious uphill battle and Max’s videos do help! i like talking about them to friends!!

[@stasiasworld2840]

Dom: Buffalo NY is not a real place. Me: Hey I'm from Buffalo

[@Meg_h_x]

Hope you’ve all had/have a good day

[@runashadow4033]

While I started to watch the video yesterday my internet went out and was out the rest of the day, so I’m sorry Max.

[@song_system]

Wonderful art, manslaughter title, and a hilarious intro clip? Oh you know it’s gonna be a good one -🔥 DQotD: I do but once I’m on stage going it goes away. It’s always the first appearance but after I’m good

[@Uveriablu]

33:49 I was expecting “If you put max in a lake-“ I am so sorry please don’t be mad XD

[@helloo.kettyy]

to doug: yes i do! as someone whose been in choir for 9 yrs i never got over it! (Hi max!! i hope you have an amazing day. you are the best!!!)

[@Flyingdurito]

To answer Doug, uncontrollably so, I’ve had it since I was 7-8 and I’m pretty sure it’s evolved into anxiety by now So short answer yes

[@RhatGod]

QOTD: honestly depends. before i took drama in school i got really bad stage fright sometimes causing me to sometimes have full on panic attacks, thankfully the frequency of those reduced over the years and the only times i would get them wasnt even when i was on stage but rehearsing for the performance if i was particularly uncomfortable with what we were doing. overall thanks to taking prescribed meds and the drama classes building my confidence i rarely get full on stage fright anymore. (i suppose it also helps that i graduated last year lol)

[@lunargalaxea16]

Doug's Question: Yes, and anxiety don't help.

[@jessicad1583]

Doug: Once. Only once. For choir we had bleachers and a stage. We were to move from the stage, down to the bleachers. GUESS WHOSE LEG FELL ASLEEP AND STOOD ALONE ON STAGE. The other kids were mad with me, but I'm forcing a smile, trying not to cry because IF I MOVE I'LL FALL DOWN. 😂

[@KonDragon008]

DQotD: Yup. I'm not good at verbally expressing myself (due to autism) and I have Panic Disorder, which is a combination from hell. I actually once got points taken off an assignment back in high school because I went through the class presentation too quickly (minimum was like...5 minutes, I think, that it had to be. I sped through mine in under 3 minutes).

[@catsmith03]

To answer Mr Doug question, yes I still have stage fright when I have presented things. So in uni, we have to show our work to the classroom. I hate it so much because I stumble on my words a lot or I just mumble. I don’t think it helps that I had did one back in secondary for a history project and some wee biscuits decided to shout out when I was talking. I was already nervous in general and when someone tries to make you failed, then you even more piss off and scared at the same time. I won the history project btw.

[@Cookie._.Skillz]

Doug's question : yea, but i never have to perform on stage anyway

[@GavinOakes-jx6xn]

I don’t think this ending was worse than the JP ending in the video they did without you max.

[@Th3L0stSt4r]

Doug’s Question: Yes 100% I HATE social interactions, it’s that bad where I would do pretty much anything to stay off the stage/from talking in front of a bunch of people

[@emmamartiny4944]

What the turtle say when it was on it back. This was not the house flipper I wanted.

[@oogabooga9145]

I'm a little late but CONGRATS ON 700K MAX! 🎉

[@joker1502]

Doug’s Question: Yes, I always do

[@emperorwai]

What was that about Buffalo? I mean, there IS no portal but alot of roads. All are basically one big pot hole, so.... Also, it has arbitrary street driving rules. Think you cannot drive both ways on a road between weird hours or whole ass days. Call a cab or uber if you have to navigate that cesspool city. You have better chances of surviving if a native tools you around, trust me.

[@floatingleaff]

Glad we are seeing more of Dare, Dare is so funny

[@sharknamedcoatc5692]

doug’s answer: weirdly, despite my actual anxiety disorder, no! even if they don’t like my performance, that dislike goes onto the character, not me. so i’m a-ok

[@tobecontinued3321]

Doug's question: I don't get stage fright, but I do prefer for someone to steal my show

[@pandamonium21_JL]

Doug's answer: No, I've acted in a a lot of performances and plays when I was younger

[@anicoleww]

Nipple syrup is what I heard too, to be honest lol

[@kaitlyn._684]

i just wanted to say i hope you have a GREAT day max !

[@thelemoncoffee]

Douge's question: yes i do, very badly

[@gastersdaughter2069]

I do get stage fright, sadly.

[@FinneganTheCaptain]

Doug’s question: I do get stage fright.

[@iz_03]

Doug’s Question: Somewhat, but I’ve been able to get over it most of the time! 😊

[@Starkie_Boi]

Doug's Question: Not really, I'm used to it by now. But I always get nervous and have to look at the board.

[@ToastJelly0]

next episode is Ross getting his groove back

[@abeIIe]

yay i love goose goose duck videos!!! also did not expect that title lmao

[@AGENTMYSTERY18]

DQotD: When I was in elementary I didn't, but as my anxiety got worse, I got more stage fright. Like I had to change my major to Photography only because I couldn't do theater anymore.

[@BlueJay888]

Max I know you aren’t going to see bc it’s late now but i just did a college tour in the city(i’m in more of country area) and i loved it, i am considering applying, i’ll be working hands-on with animals and i’m excited

[@Ash_3580]

Whooo love opening KZbin to see y'all posted heck yeah

[@ItzMeTaboo]

DQOTD: I'm just an anxious, introverted person. I had stage fright throughout all of school. Presentations sucked to do.

[@cutedarkarts]

Doug’s question: as a part time performer I shouldn’t have it but sometimes I get anxiety over performing

[@anicoleww]

Happy birthday Daresiel! 🎉🎂🎈 ..and anyone else with a bday today!🖤🩶

[@krystylbeno9143]

Dom: buffalo ny isn't a real Me: then where am I? Am I in an alternate universe?

[@nevin_bts4619]

When ross said salty ocean that brought back memories from the offices :c

[@themadgoat1]

Qotd: actually no! I have social anxiety coupled with the difficulties of being autistic but I love theatre and performing and as soon as Im actually on stage all my nervousness goes away. However when I have to read out something I stutter a lot lol

[@Meg_h_x]

Doug’s question of the day. “Do you get stage fright?”

[@endrenawhite]

Thank you for the video max

[@BooBloop]

Dougs question: I don't get stage fright I'm actually about to perform a song on the 10th.

[@bonnieatitan]

For mr Doug's question: I don't know really, last time I was on any stage of any kind that wasn't for choir was in primary school and like y'know no fear back then lol

[@darkwolf8234]

DQotd: hell yes... I have frozen on stage before

[@hiroyukiinku6455]

I think the video you weren't even in was much worse. Probably the one time I cringed at one of your videos.

[@AnUmbreonNamedRaire]

I want Ross to know that the turtle joke made me snicker

[@Tenshi_Eirian]

Doug's question: yes, I remember have to dance in high school showcase and I messed up the dance

[@thegayoreo1689]

Congrats on 700k

[@BingoBeary]

DQOTD: I think I do, I just get quickly embarrassed when eyes are on me

[@mhmims955]

Ross your should have just made some squirrel jokes for your comedy show

[@Lunio_]

Doug's question: I do but i try to force myself to do it when i need to. Can't learn how to ride a bike without falling

[@Oak_Moth]

yay another goose goose vid :D DQOTD: sometimes (aka most the time) :) Anyway I hope u have a good day or night

[@exaltedwarlock]

I get clown fright

[@FixingGood42069]

I wonder if the titles explain his day in one word

[@Magica._]

8:06 nobody in the recording picked up on the joke, but i thought it was pretty funny

[@Xx__xX-bn7ch]

Doug’s question:Kinda sorta if I get nothing for it then I won’t do it but throw in an orange fanta and I become the best performer in the world

[@getout_inc]

Response to Doug’s question: I sure hope not, I’ve been acting for 10 years lmfao

[@maxlostsomesand]

Dougs question: I am okay when playing a different person like in a play, but if I am presenting something like in a class I would rather curl up and die :3

[@aneliessemonalisa]

DQOTD: I’ve been on stage many times through my life but sometimes the nerves get to me when it’s something new or I haven’t done in a while

[@Zumblien]

I screamed finally so loud my partner had to check on me 😅

[@tarrellee8670]

I hope you have a good day and keep up the good work you're awesome

[@Beanie-The-Gnome]

I have stage freight when I'm alone, but I'm alright when I'm in a group

[@Jesusissavior2.0]

Dqotd: nah I kinda have it but I just go through plays at school. But no comedian talk.

[@captainolucky5510]

Love the vid my favorite vids are goose goose duck

[@captainolucky5510]

Hello like if cool dislike if not liked and don’t do anything if just normal

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[@moonlight-hy2cn]

Doug yes I do