Why did Trump win?

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@Kj16V
@Kj16V 2 ай бұрын
We're still in the weird timeline where Jonathon Goodenough and The Onion aren't satire, but actually hard-hitting, fact-based journalism.
@ChristianeWinzenburg-uo4xb
@ChristianeWinzenburg-uo4xb 2 ай бұрын
I agree 🫣
@Mike-un5hy
@Mike-un5hy 2 ай бұрын
the Onion are back too !
@et34t34fdf
@et34t34fdf 2 ай бұрын
Dems needs to run Terry Crews in 2028, playing his Camacho character, maybe satire isn't satire anymore, and it will work.
@ChrisShelley-v2g
@ChrisShelley-v2g 2 ай бұрын
@@Kj16V it is fact foo ohhh bugger
@12theotherandrew
@12theotherandrew 2 ай бұрын
Oh so painfully true!
@mdaly4179
@mdaly4179 2 ай бұрын
Probably the best take on the US Election I’ve seen.Thanks Matt.
@cinderball1135
@cinderball1135 2 ай бұрын
I choose to believe that we will get through this and be okay, and here are my reasons:
@Terra_Lopez
@Terra_Lopez 2 ай бұрын
Ha ha, well said! 😊
@philthrelfall5294
@philthrelfall5294 2 ай бұрын
Oh Matt, an amazingly bl**dy accurate, but still funny summary of this truly horrible situation. Thanks for helping keep our spirits up!
@eccehomer8182
@eccehomer8182 2 ай бұрын
I think it's a much better situation than it was.
@philthrelfall5294
@philthrelfall5294 2 ай бұрын
@eccehomer8182 Listen, you got what you wanted. Trump now has a clear mandate from the American voters, to do just whatever he wants! As far as I am concerned, you are welcome to it! I want nothing more to do with a country that abandons decency & the truth. I wish you well.
@kyperactive
@kyperactive 2 ай бұрын
​@@philthrelfall5294 Is he a threat to "democracy" you'd say?
@philthrelfall5294
@philthrelfall5294 2 ай бұрын
@@kyperactive From all accounts, Trump has been democratically elected, but even if he only delivers a fraction of what he has promised, then the democratic processes in America will take a huge hit. He threatens to become effective "king" of America. Such a sad end to what was the beacon on democracy across the World.
@andrewmoorhouse687
@andrewmoorhouse687 2 ай бұрын
Remember those halcyon days when you used to think it could always be worse? Loved the Keir apologising for the accurate things David Lammy had said about Trump punchline. Good job I wasn't in the pub sipping on a pint at the time 🤣😂 Top work Matt.
@stargatis
@stargatis 2 ай бұрын
Remember when politics were safe and boring
@elloco1996
@elloco1996 2 ай бұрын
Abolishing the Ministry of Education is high on Trump's to-do list ... the election result suggests this won't make a lot of difference.
@Terra_Lopez
@Terra_Lopez 2 ай бұрын
Ha ha, well said!
@richardswaby6339
@richardswaby6339 2 ай бұрын
Educate yourself on what the Teacher's Union is doing in the USA and how it is failing the students. Trump wants to give parents a choice on which school to send their children to.
@umbraemilitos
@umbraemilitos 2 ай бұрын
Not a ministry... but you are correct on substance.
@rogerphelps9939
@rogerphelps9939 2 ай бұрын
@@richardswaby6339 Wrong. He wans to defund public edducaion to keep them ignorant and compliant.
@jamesoneill5070
@jamesoneill5070 2 ай бұрын
Perhaps you are blissfully unaware that US teachers are leaving in droves. There are many podcasts you can check out in which teachers lament how broken the system is, how they are not allowed to discipline the children, how the parents are unsupportive etc. The podcasts I have seen last about an hour, sometimes involve UK teachers and discuss the problems in depth.
@stevemartin239
@stevemartin239 2 ай бұрын
You have pretty much summed this entire event in a nutshell! Thanks for sharing your spot on satire Matt.
@xyzzdoe3674
@xyzzdoe3674 2 ай бұрын
OMG. Comedy but also more accurate than the majority of media takes. Thank you.
@mihangelap-williams9871
@mihangelap-williams9871 2 ай бұрын
You hit the nail on the head, but missed out, "maybe it's time the world became less dependent on America"
@jabezhane
@jabezhane 2 ай бұрын
Yeah the problem there is if you walk away from America...they invade you.
@jabezhane
@jabezhane 2 ай бұрын
The problem is, if you walk away from America, they invade you.
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 2 ай бұрын
Well if the predictions on what Trumps proposed policies will do to the American economy, and the trend his last term's office foreign policies effect on American influence hold true, then the rest of the world will not have much choice but to be less dependent on America.
@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw
@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw 2 ай бұрын
It's NOT a > More a >.
@mrpositronia
@mrpositronia 2 ай бұрын
We will have to. It's not good to rely on (new) enemies.
@AGerm332
@AGerm332 2 ай бұрын
Because in the US, Wealthcare comes before healthcare.
@stevenchapman5810
@stevenchapman5810 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely right. Look how far we are in death. 36 trillion. Yeah let's take care of people's health first, how is that going to solve that problem?
@eccehomer8182
@eccehomer8182 2 ай бұрын
You might want to investigate the financial situations of the Obamas, Biden and Pelosi before making such a statement... even AOC is cashing in. Trump gave up wealth for his country and the others gave up their country for wealth.
@humanperson8418
@humanperson8418 2 ай бұрын
Democrats supported big pharma. Republicans supported MAHA. Who cares more about healthcare?
@ThreeRunHomer
@ThreeRunHomer 2 ай бұрын
@@stevenchapman5810 I think you mean “debt”. Quiz time: which US president set the record for adding the most to the national debt in one term in office? Yes, it was Donald “Deficit” Trump!
@suzyb7718
@suzyb7718 2 ай бұрын
​@@stevenchapman5810 because a healthier population is a more productive population
@HarryP457
@HarryP457 2 ай бұрын
My personal belief is that an unfortunate number of US voters mistook the election for a game show and were voting for their favourite sociopath.
@jordanna7728
@jordanna7728 2 ай бұрын
Yes yes yes : / and a lot of them LOVE the drama of it… even more than the future of our kids. Another part of that is the “satisfaction” of feeling like your side is the intellectually and morally superior one. The other are dumb fascists or woke people. It’s all so silly….the irony in how ignorant people really act when representing their “team” and then thinking they’re doing something productive when everybody hates each other 😂 god help us all… divide is gonna be our fall just like rome. They keep retaliating against each other in more extreme ways - over the decade it has only gotten more extreme. “woke” should be about waking up from the circus…not joining one side of it and then trying to make fun of the other freak shows like the pot calling the kettle black.
@cl8804
@cl8804 2 ай бұрын
my dude: that is literally every jew-S election
@marcdrees9048
@marcdrees9048 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant roast of … everything!
@MrGezino1
@MrGezino1 2 ай бұрын
Pub! Best suggestion of the day...
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
Good job we'd never have someone like that, who lied, cheated and blustered their way through every shortcoming in the hope that no one noticed and then told us all how great he was.
@clarecrawford9677
@clarecrawford9677 2 ай бұрын
Indeed, and then wreaked havoc on the country.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
I was just thinking, it is basically someone who put all their skill points into charisma at the start of the game.
@JaneAustenAteMyCat
@JaneAustenAteMyCat 2 ай бұрын
@@weswheel4834 Definitely not Keir Starmer then
@howtoappearincompletely9739
@howtoappearincompletely9739 2 ай бұрын
@@JaneAustenAteMyCat Thankfully not.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
@@JaneAustenAteMyCat Continuing the metaphor, the difficulty if you maxed-out your charisma is that you have less points available for other skills. In the real world, charisma can hide other deficiencies. So okay, not Starmer.
@GeorgeKaslov
@GeorgeKaslov 2 ай бұрын
Pub sounds good right noe
@namanbajaj7611
@namanbajaj7611 2 ай бұрын
Definitely not, can't afford it 😂
@ellicel
@ellicel 2 ай бұрын
I have purposefully stayed away from online commentaries and even comedy because I just wasn't ready. But your WTF/OMG Correspondent was spot and actually made me chuckle. In 2016 I was shocked and saddened. Knowing what he is and the people who are going to be in his administration, this time around I'm seriously concerned about the damage he will bring to others--most immediately, Ukraine. What happens in the US has a huge impact across the world and not enough of us took that into account when casting our votes. Thank you, Matt, for a bit of levity without trivializing the somberness of this moment.
@eccehomer8182
@eccehomer8182 2 ай бұрын
You do realise that the war in the Ukraine is a MIC engineered money transfer from the Western taxpayers to their pockets, don't you? It started with a CIA sponsored coup in 2014. And the US political party which is now the party of the warmongering elite is for once, not the elephant in the room... if you catch my drift.
@GariSullivan
@GariSullivan 2 ай бұрын
2016 shocked and saddened, but in 2020 delighted that Trump hadn't started any wars - the first US president to do so in half an century. Never forget Obama started three!
@eccehomer8182
@eccehomer8182 2 ай бұрын
@@GariSullivan And got a Nobel Peace Prize for it.
@ChrisShelley-v2g
@ChrisShelley-v2g 2 ай бұрын
The "second time" addition was perfect.
@edwardgilmour9013
@edwardgilmour9013 2 ай бұрын
A joke allegedly circulating in Germany: What borders on Mass Stupidity? Canada & Mexico
@concilium1
@concilium1 2 ай бұрын
Germany is in deep shite. Dumb arses got rid of their nuclear energy for the green scam and now they’re F’ed.
@Its-Tonal-Whiplash
@Its-Tonal-Whiplash 2 ай бұрын
Pub, definitely pub
@sandrafrancis3631
@sandrafrancis3631 2 ай бұрын
....apologise for the accurate things David Lammy said about him!!😂made me laugh out loud that bit! Excellent as always!👏👏👏👍
@isabellesmith5253
@isabellesmith5253 2 ай бұрын
If the cap fits.....😅
@jonshadow4052
@jonshadow4052 2 ай бұрын
Go cry in your cornflakes, immature fool.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
Also Sadiq and Don both said bad things about each other, and should both resign by the same logic.
@ellicel
@ellicel 2 ай бұрын
Considering the vile things that many who are now his best Republican buddies (including his VP!) have said about him in the past, I don't think any apology is necessary. Trump apparently has the memory of a goldfish. To be appeased, he just has to receive insincere and ludicrously inaccurate compliments about all his accomplishments and abilities (missing though they may be). It's OK if everyone knows you're lying...he won't.
@sandrafrancis3631
@sandrafrancis3631 2 ай бұрын
@ellicel true! Except I heard someone who knows him say that Trump remembers everything. As you say, he's prepared to forget if you change to saying how great he is and, or you are useful to him, like his V.P. who said he was like Hitler! 👍
@tsr207
@tsr207 2 ай бұрын
Please sell Johnathon Goodenough T shirts with "Probably not" printed (a catchphrase is born), - it sums up our times brilliantly - Supreme satire Matt !
@et34t34fdf
@et34t34fdf 2 ай бұрын
I hate this world.
@jamesgrover2005
@jamesgrover2005 2 ай бұрын
Just don't watch the horror unfold.. and you should be ok
@ddguitars1969
@ddguitars1969 2 ай бұрын
I’ve stopped watching the news and am actively staying away from American media……best way. At least I won’t get angry at their fktardery
@Demun1649
@Demun1649 2 ай бұрын
The world is beautiful. It is the Cro-Magnon who ruin it.
@Kodakcompactdisc
@Kodakcompactdisc 2 ай бұрын
@@ddguitars1969 same any video that comes up on my timeline about donald I click don’t like this video. It’s working too, he’s slowly disappearing.
@pdyer7506
@pdyer7506 2 ай бұрын
Make mine a triple and keep 'em coming
@snowy1634
@snowy1634 2 ай бұрын
The Brits understand Americans much better than Americans understand themselves.
@kanedNunable
@kanedNunable 2 ай бұрын
we understand everything better than americans ;)
@derekmulready1523
@derekmulready1523 2 ай бұрын
Not just Britain. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
@NotMoreGames
@NotMoreGames 2 ай бұрын
The world does. They are cattle following Farmer trump to the abattoir with promises of more genetically modified feed. Krusty Burgers coming up for Musk and his billionaire buddies.
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 2 ай бұрын
You mean the British Caliphate?
@zetectic7968
@zetectic7968 2 ай бұрын
Excellent! like a man walking in on his wife......🤣 The answer to all our questions, "probably not" 🎯
@tinagibbs618
@tinagibbs618 2 ай бұрын
Wonderful. thank you. xxx
@christinavuyk2026
@christinavuyk2026 2 ай бұрын
I must have been channeling you this morning; I cracked the exact same joke about living in interesting times as you did in the video 😂😂😂 (Though tbf I used a stronger swear word than ‘bloody’)
@casbot71
@casbot71 2 ай бұрын
I'm just reminding everyone _I'm amazing._
@sssdddkkksss
@sssdddkkksss 2 ай бұрын
Why should David Lammy apologise? It's not as if JD Vance ever apologised for calling Trump a "fascist" and "America's Hitler"
@diamonddog4708
@diamonddog4708 2 ай бұрын
Because Lammy is Foreign Secretary, he represents the United Kingdom as a diplomatic ambassador. A man in that esteemed position should behave with more decorum and professionalism. He's a thick bull in a china shop and needs to go.
@jamesoneill5070
@jamesoneill5070 2 ай бұрын
Are you always this clueless or are you just wilfully ignorant. A quick Google search should do the trick. Sebastian Gorka affirmed that an apology has been made by Vance to Trump.
@sssdddkkksss
@sssdddkkksss 2 ай бұрын
@@jamesoneill5070 Lol - a pro-Trump commentator with known false statements said Vance apologised. Are you always this wilfully gullible? And even if Vance apologised privately, why should Lammy be cajoled to apologising publicly?
@davie12
@davie12 2 ай бұрын
@@sssdddkkksss The point is that if you said these things, an apology is pointless. No one would believe it. What Vance and Lammy said was true. They could have said a lot more.
@olmostgudinaf8100
@olmostgudinaf8100 2 ай бұрын
The closing sentence reminds me of the Mitchell & Webb sketch. "Might as well get shit-faced now."
@robertelliston3002
@robertelliston3002 2 ай бұрын
Brilliant, Matt. Yes satire morphs into very accurate political analysis!
@wildman2012
@wildman2012 2 ай бұрын
Actually, McConnell refused to convict Trump... he was impeached twice, but Mitch was too cowardly to follow through.
@theoztreecrasher2647
@theoztreecrasher2647 2 ай бұрын
No kidding! 🤔🙄
@Manu-Official
@Manu-Official 2 ай бұрын
US companies now cancelling Christmas bonuses and spending the money on max stocks instead, in anticipation for the 2025 tariffs. Trump voting employees asking why, and being explained by non Trump voting employees - I can't imagine the ambiance inside those companies.
@dinogoldie9716
@dinogoldie9716 2 ай бұрын
"Can you give them a note of positivity to take into the weekend?" Yes. Trump is already in his late 70s. Nobody lives forever. #ThisTooshallPass
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
The adult musical "Avenue Q" contained a song with the line "George Bush.. is only for now" (was a song about how nothing lasts forever and so bad things can pass). If only we'd known that Bush wasn't as bad as it could get :D
@boyce3841
@boyce3841 2 ай бұрын
Another tour de force, just brilliant. Wake me up in four years time
@cogboy302
@cogboy302 2 ай бұрын
"And in the end, things will be okay." 'Will they?' "Probably not." - Yep. That about sums it up.
@cw8867
@cw8867 2 ай бұрын
He was president for 4 years before, you do realise... and the world didn't end lol Such a bunch of wet melts
@raistlin3462
@raistlin3462 2 ай бұрын
@cw8867 Trump promised this would be the last election, and those working behind him seem determined for that to happens.
@cw8867
@cw8867 2 ай бұрын
@raistlin3462 quote when he said that...
@raistlin3462
@raistlin3462 2 ай бұрын
@@cw8867 "Get out and vote. In four years you won’t have to do it any more."
@cw8867
@cw8867 2 ай бұрын
@raistlin3462 "or you wont" he was talking about the democrats if he doesn't win 🤦‍♂️😂 Try again....
@dredknots
@dredknots 2 ай бұрын
Well…any political channel I’ve unsubscribed and clicked on ‘do not recommend this channel’ so I can bury my head in the sand and not give a rats arse about politics here and abroad ever again…except for this…Matt…who is the only ‘serious’ channel I can tolerate now amongst all the doggie and cat videos that make me feel good about the planet😘. Thanks Matt ❤
@jamesgrover2005
@jamesgrover2005 2 ай бұрын
Our dogs make up about as much mass as all wild land mammals, the biomass of housecats is about double that of African elephants and four times that of moose. Sorry... I'll get my coat.
@jahjah7495
@jahjah7495 2 ай бұрын
One of your best ones talking about number twos.
@DaveHufton
@DaveHufton 2 ай бұрын
Thanks
@suisinghoraceho2403
@suisinghoraceho2403 2 ай бұрын
Next up, pub? 😂😂😂
@howtoappearincompletely9739
@howtoappearincompletely9739 2 ай бұрын
I was expecting a fourth "probably not" at the end there, but... no.
@dangriffin8211
@dangriffin8211 2 ай бұрын
Yep, me too. Missed opportunity
@bracknellexile
@bracknellexile 2 ай бұрын
I remember joking back in 2016 that it could be worse, we could have Trump _and_ Boris! This time round I'm saying absolutely nothing just in case it was all my fault. 😮 Pub? Pub!
@Quasithere
@Quasithere 2 ай бұрын
Maybe the best ever, Mr. Green. 👏👏👏
@rogerkynaston7654
@rogerkynaston7654 2 ай бұрын
Pub definitely!
@ToCoSo
@ToCoSo 2 ай бұрын
Simply the best political comedy out there, also so on the ball its scary!!
@seanduggan3453
@seanduggan3453 2 ай бұрын
One of the most accurate assessments of the current situation - probably 😢
@nickimags1335
@nickimags1335 2 ай бұрын
Perfect!
@sarkybugger5009
@sarkybugger5009 2 ай бұрын
Stick the kettle on, then 'keep calm, and carry on.'
@TadeuszCantwell
@TadeuszCantwell 2 ай бұрын
Pub? At these prices? I'm back to cans in the field Iike a teenager.
@mikerodent3164
@mikerodent3164 2 ай бұрын
Field? FIELD? Yooo were loocky. We 'ad to squat in t'Medieval plague burial pit full of slag from t'mine.
@pierremartini2229
@pierremartini2229 2 ай бұрын
Excellent stuff as usual.
@wildman2012
@wildman2012 2 ай бұрын
And the Washington Post has a new tagline: "Oligarchy Thrives in Bezos."
@Prince9743
@Prince9743 2 ай бұрын
Terrible news great video 🤟
@JoButterwick
@JoButterwick 2 ай бұрын
That “no” at the end! 😂😂😂😂😂
@tonyclewes8
@tonyclewes8 2 ай бұрын
Like a man walking in... Golden !
@peskycritter6580
@peskycritter6580 2 ай бұрын
Great, a Brit who gets it. We'll done, a voice of reason. I gave up with BBC giving Dump endless passes
@mityaboy4639
@mityaboy4639 2 ай бұрын
Will he hand back power in 2028? probably not…
@Kodakcompactdisc
@Kodakcompactdisc 2 ай бұрын
Very doubtful
@tonyclewes8
@tonyclewes8 2 ай бұрын
​@@Kodakcompactdisc needs to amend the Constitution or bin it. Assuming he lives that long😊
@Kodakcompactdisc
@Kodakcompactdisc 2 ай бұрын
@@tonyclewes8 either is very possible.
@ineednochannelyoutube2651
@ineednochannelyoutube2651 2 ай бұрын
@@Kodakcompactdisc An amendment is not possible given the requirements to do so are so astronomically high. He would need 2/3rds of both chambers of congress, THEN he needs 37 states to ratify the amendment which is not mathematically achieveable unless the dems agree that they need more Trump. I am concerned about the use of loopholes or outright tossing the constitution away however. It may happen, but I refuse to believe anything could be out of reach of the insanity my country has fallen into.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
Poor Rory :D
@SimonFrack
@SimonFrack 2 ай бұрын
Short answer: People thought Biden/Harris have done a poor job in charge over the past 4 years.
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 2 ай бұрын
Things can only get better..... "probably not"!😉
@MrGrantSloan
@MrGrantSloan 2 ай бұрын
Definitely not.
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 2 ай бұрын
I'll raise you an absolutely definitely not!😉
@mikehall7189
@mikehall7189 2 ай бұрын
Americans, that’s what happened.
@philipprudhomme6967
@philipprudhomme6967 2 ай бұрын
It's that many a true word said in jest thing. Your words are very true Matt, very true.
@andrewsingh
@andrewsingh 2 ай бұрын
“A note of positivity?” “No” That sums up life right now
@stevenchapman5810
@stevenchapman5810 2 ай бұрын
😂😂 , why no more money to Ukraine? So we don't go further in the debt? Imagine I owe you $100,000. And I just asked to borrow another $50,000 to go to the casino? Would you do it?
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 2 ай бұрын
Will you still be sending your taxes in Israel's direction though?
@carlpeberdy9086
@carlpeberdy9086 2 ай бұрын
Probably not... OK, I'll just put the kettle on then - will that improve things? I think we all know the answer to that!
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
A cup of tea always makes things better!
@cpuuk
@cpuuk 2 ай бұрын
Loved the fact that Putin sent Trump a congratulations... truly the Red is not only under the bed, he's now in the Whitehouse.
@georget1050
@georget1050 2 ай бұрын
Yawn. Like most world leaders
@flangeclamp4239
@flangeclamp4239 2 ай бұрын
"... No." never a truer word spoken.
@onemoredeadman
@onemoredeadman 2 ай бұрын
Idiocracy has now become a documentary
@eccehomer8182
@eccehomer8182 2 ай бұрын
And you're saying that after the last four years!
@davidbrisbane7206
@davidbrisbane7206 2 ай бұрын
Even if Biden were younger, he'd still have lost as the recovery from Covid was long and hard.
@pabloapostar7275
@pabloapostar7275 2 ай бұрын
Tory Leader: "You are the prime minister of Great Britain. You should immediately ass-kiss the Republican Party of America. And as the Tories are the Republicans of Great Britain, ass-kiss us as well."
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
Also Tory Leader: "Please ignore what I said previously about the Shadow Secretary for Justice, and you don't need integrity to be good at justice, actually." edit: Come on? No one thinks she's a hypocrite for wanting everyone to remember Lammy's words but not hers?
@user-fn4qw8yk6y
@user-fn4qw8yk6y 2 ай бұрын
At least he might stop them eating all our pets.
@theoztreecrasher2647
@theoztreecrasher2647 2 ай бұрын
BINGO! Yep, that is certainly the 1 thing that he will be truthfully able to say. "Now that I'm President they are not eating our pets." Hope he doesn't have an apoplectic seizure from the shock of telling the truth. 😱😵‍💫🙄
@panjak323
@panjak323 2 ай бұрын
Because Merica wanted to officially become Idiocracy
@alfmerck6262
@alfmerck6262 2 ай бұрын
...and birthing-persons, chest-feeding, and "men can be women" is not idiocracy, right?
@christinemiddleton4476
@christinemiddleton4476 2 ай бұрын
I think you mean’t kakistocracy!!😉😆
@juxapostion
@juxapostion 2 ай бұрын
Pub...
@gregweatherup9596
@gregweatherup9596 2 ай бұрын
Why is no form of media immune to this one key change of the Trump era: Even a comedian an ocean away refuses to label Trumps obvious lies as being, in fact, “lies”.
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 2 ай бұрын
I didn’t refuse to do anything. It’s just not in this sketch. I’ll happily say Trump lies. He lies all of the time. Almost everything he says is a lie. But does that help? Probably not.
@gregweatherup9596
@gregweatherup9596 2 ай бұрын
@ yes, thank you, thank you, thank you. Seeing somebody say it shows me I’m not going completely mad. Even our best journalists all refuse to do so. Even that minuscule bit of affirmation from a random stranger is a surprisingly hugely refreshing balm in this utterly upside-down bizzaro world situation I’m trying to process finding myself in. I know it’s not something a comedian wants to hear, but there’s simply too much fear and dread right now to laugh at any of this, especially for those of us quite literally surrounded by the hordes of the maga cult cheering it on with no support beyond the internet.
@tonetoobtwo
@tonetoobtwo 2 ай бұрын
Bang on as ever Matt. Sod the pub, never has there been a better time to experiment with mind altering drugs. Something has to make all of this make sense!
@GuilleSanchez.answers
@GuilleSanchez.answers 2 ай бұрын
I'm sure Kim Darroch will not be designated as ambassador to the US either. 😉 Thank you, for the video! It takes a lot of courage to speak truth to power and you do it all the time.
@davidmcculloch8490
@davidmcculloch8490 2 ай бұрын
Eerily accurate and seems to cover all bases. Satire, yet again, shows that truth is stranger than fiction.
@jeremyspencer5027
@jeremyspencer5027 2 ай бұрын
Depressingly accurate. Still, at least we have the “special” relationship…..hmm.
@Anmeteor9663
@Anmeteor9663 2 ай бұрын
😂
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 2 ай бұрын
"Special relationship", that always sounds sleazy to me!😖
@ChristianeWinzenburg-uo4xb
@ChristianeWinzenburg-uo4xb 2 ай бұрын
Tragically true! Roll in Dystopian Tyranny 🥴 Thanks… concise assessment!!!
@eccehomer8182
@eccehomer8182 2 ай бұрын
What like last time?
@SusannaSaunders
@SusannaSaunders 2 ай бұрын
There is no positive spin you can put on Trump, except that it's not Brexit I suppose... But it might as well be Brexit 2.0 for all the bloody differences going to make!
@roderickmain9697
@roderickmain9697 2 ай бұрын
"...next up, Pub?" THAT is the most sensible thing I've heard. The really interesting thing will be similar to the UK, if, after 18 months nothing seems to have changed, or has got worse....what then? Those are the Interesting times that will be very interesting indeed.
@SkyEcho7
@SkyEcho7 2 ай бұрын
😱 Pub! 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 😥
@greynick
@greynick 2 ай бұрын
Pub
@jackliv23
@jackliv23 2 ай бұрын
well said Matt......
@kellypaws
@kellypaws 2 ай бұрын
A deep desire to make hating totally acceptable, with a soupçon of desire to re-enact Jim Crow laws. Next question.
@12theotherandrew
@12theotherandrew 2 ай бұрын
I don’t bother with other channels, it’s all here with Johnathan Goodnuff!
@JagoSevatar-j6v
@JagoSevatar-j6v 2 ай бұрын
You probably should. Surrounding yourself with only one viewpoint is why the losing side are so bowled over in shock and disbelief when in reality the majority want Trump in office again.
@groovedealerfeaturing-ashl6476
@groovedealerfeaturing-ashl6476 2 ай бұрын
Because it's full of electrolytes and plants need Brawndo! Go away.... 'batin! THAT sums the situation up.
@FazalRehman-k7c
@FazalRehman-k7c 2 ай бұрын
I'm glad I didn't have a dog in this fight.
@stevenchapman5810
@stevenchapman5810 2 ай бұрын
2:39 I could care less of what financial harm we caused to the United Kingdom. Only 2.8 tillion versus our 36 trillion. National debt $35.77 trillion £2.8 trillion Debt as a percentage of GDP 110.15 88.9% in 2023/24, 97.8% including the Bank of England
@theoztreecrasher2647
@theoztreecrasher2647 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for your consideration in being able to "could care less" for the Brits. Most Trumpers certainly "couldn't care less" for anyone but themselves. Everybody else can get trampled over. 🤔
@stevenchapman5810
@stevenchapman5810 2 ай бұрын
@@theoztreecrasher2647 hey the Brits created the mess in Israel so let them solve it. They're the ones that created the country drew the lines
@stevenchapman5810
@stevenchapman5810 2 ай бұрын
@@theoztreecrasher2647 we all will get trampled over if the debt continues to keep going the way it is. What will be the ones holding the bag. Are the rest of the world will prosper.
@theoztreecrasher2647
@theoztreecrasher2647 2 ай бұрын
@@stevenchapman5810 I'm not going to dispute your conclusions. Well not much. If 1 of the major Western Democracies goes down, then it's highly likely that the world's Autocracies will try to overrun the rest piecemeal! However, if ... " Are the rest of the world will prosper." ... ("And" ... maybe?) is any indication, then you'll forgive us if we wonder if your Rithmatic GPA scores were any better than your Readin' or Ritin" ones back in the days there, Cuzzn Stevie. 🤔
@diamonddog4708
@diamonddog4708 2 ай бұрын
Don't you mean you *COULDN'T* care less? If you could care less, it means you care a lot 😆
@waynebillington4766
@waynebillington4766 2 ай бұрын
Because his better, and if you are far left watch him sort the world problems out.
@fig1115
@fig1115 2 ай бұрын
lol .like he did last time ? ffs
@billwill7383
@billwill7383 2 ай бұрын
In multiple terrible ways. Yup. That about sums it up.
@andrewwebster6025
@andrewwebster6025 2 ай бұрын
I had to laugh , it was better than crying
@fireh23
@fireh23 2 ай бұрын
On one hand, Liz Truss betted on the winning horse, prophetic
@kx4532
@kx4532 2 ай бұрын
Because Kamala called Tariffs a sales tax.
@piripi40
@piripi40 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, the Matt is back
@rodneypennington1086
@rodneypennington1086 2 ай бұрын
Peanut and Fred factor
@keestv3116
@keestv3116 2 ай бұрын
you on it
@1138prometheus
@1138prometheus 2 ай бұрын
Imagine how insane Trump would have to get to do as much damage to his own economy as you Brits did with the brexit vote. Got to hand it to you You definitely dropped the mic on that one
@JaneAustenAteMyCat
@JaneAustenAteMyCat 2 ай бұрын
Oh, he's already going to do that. He's proposing a trade war on day one. That's worse than what Liz Truss tried to do. I'd hazard a guess Trump lasts longer than a lettuce, though
@howtoappearincompletely9739
@howtoappearincompletely9739 2 ай бұрын
Fair.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
He probably likes a challenge, but fair point.
@Anmeteor9663
@Anmeteor9663 2 ай бұрын
The difference is that we didn't take everyone else down with us.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
@@Anmeteor9663 Some Brexiteers were hoping to.
@HistoricEvents2000
@HistoricEvents2000 2 ай бұрын
Great video as always. ❤
@MattGreenComedy
@MattGreenComedy 2 ай бұрын
Thank you 🤗
@PrinceVeganin
@PrinceVeganin 2 ай бұрын
I was hoping that last “no” was going to be “probably not”. Very much on the nose as usual.
@rugbygirlsdadg
@rugbygirlsdadg 2 ай бұрын
The worst thing about this is that Bozo will think he has a chance of getting back in....😢
@Zero_Ninety
@Zero_Ninety 2 ай бұрын
The worst thing is probably does. There are a lot of stupid people out there.
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 ай бұрын
I was going to say "No chance, people remember last time, and his hair's not even that floppy any more." But obviously after this, who knows.
@Sofus.
@Sofus. 2 ай бұрын
Pub?🍺
@aweescotsdog8358
@aweescotsdog8358 2 ай бұрын
Yeh well, another four years of the most idiotic, narcissistic, buffoon (clearly suffering from the onset of senility) ever to be in left charge of the nuclear codes. On the other hand, 1p off a pint. Swings and roundabouts.
@Sofus.
@Sofus. 2 ай бұрын
@@aweescotsdog8358 Don't worry a lot of other countries will also build nuclear weapons so the US nuclear arsenal will just be one of many.
@Rejoin_2023
@Rejoin_2023 2 ай бұрын
@@Sofus. Oh yes, I think you're starting a new campaign. The right to bear nuclear arms.
@daikucoffee5316
@daikucoffee5316 2 ай бұрын
Do you guys in Britain really drink beer lukewarm?
@howtoappearincompletely9739
@howtoappearincompletely9739 2 ай бұрын
@@daikucoffee5316 No. Think dark cellar temperature.
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