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[@hatred9427]

I love how innocent Rambo lines are, he's literally just been sent there and has no fucking clue on what is happening, he knows he's in the middle of a war, that's it.

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

Yea, best part is he brought his Camo Banana leafs with him!! 🤣🤣

[@Pearg0ld]

He's so nice on a lot of his lines, truly a man of honor

[@ADTribalChild]

A war in an unfamiliar world as well as a war with himself.

[@myles3856]

@@GamerrZOMBIE 😂

[@dustinmachurick9978]

You Could Not Have Worded That Sentence Any Better!!! Because That's Exactly What Rambo Does he Gets Thrown In the Middle of All Kinds Of Battlefields And Is just Kinda Like No Way We Are Still At War But With Who Though??? Which Equels Out To One Of Rambos Most Savage moments In History=Alright Lets Get The Heck Out Of This Place.

[@HeckingHecker2]

I love how Rambo puts a pile of leaves in the middle of a Colosseum, “Yep no one will see me coming!”

[@Toxic2T]

just like how robocop parks his OCP Taurus in middle of the arena.

[@JoshAllenberg]

Snake peeking out of his box: shit maybe they're on to me

[@Blackkey034]

Everything happening in the koliseum and u notice leafes? U are probably dead

[@UziGameGP]

Well if you come close to investigate he gonna cut you

[@kilo1901]

I mean if it works, it works.

[@meganfaith4052]

“To fight me you must have no fear.” “They just trained me to ignore it.” Wait, that was actually a pretty dope line.

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

I feel like one of Rambo's biggest super-powers is that he has the ability to climb out of any random pile of leaves no matter where they are.

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

LOL!! 🤣🤣

[@Isiauwuehrifi]

Rambo: *climbing out of a pile of leaves in the colosseum* I'm here on a mission

[@bruhbruh6294]

He can fast travel via leaves

[@The_Stumbler]

*Tossed off a cliff* Fighter: that's that! *pile of leaves form behind them* Rambo: in your case, it's the other way around.

[@cjaymcswain7057]

LMFAO you funny as fuck for that 😂😂😂

[@teerboyd]

Rambo: "i'll have a rare bloody steak" Waiter: "sorry, we are all out of steak." Rambo: *menacingly pulls out knife* _"then get me chicken nuggets"_

[@anglepsycho]

Okay but would he be a nuggies guy or a tendies guy?

[@MickMcGarnackle]

@@anglepsycho He's too emaciated to be a tendies guy.

[@lifeofjelllo3596]

@@MickMcGarnackle actually if anything he’s the exact opposite of emaciated. dude is built asf.

[@lifeofjelllo3596]

@@MickMcGarnackle ohhhh gotcha. thanks for the enlightenment

[@TheBetter_LeechPilot]

So lol

[@adamb89]

The fact that Rambo is always hiding in tropical vegetation regardless of the environment is especially hilarious.

[@Davidofthelost]

I do wish that could make it so that cameo changes with the stages to show he has the skills to set them up anywhere.

[@Km-oo6ri]

Lmao 😂 anywhere,any place, anytime.

[@R.NGrant]

Rambo: so your a vampire? Skarlet: I’m a blood mage not a vampire Rambo: the difference being? The Sun: *out*

[@demochris1786]

I'm confused about Skarlet though I get she was created but why does she look like an evil version of Sonya Blade? With an accent

[@burlapjack1464]

Sun killing vampires thing was just an add on later in fiction

[@aaronbennett3966]

So Tremere?

[@LumpyHippo]

@@burlapjack1464 Right the sun killing vampires isnt real....like vampires.

[@Starlight-by3cf]

@@LumpyHippo Yes...

[@andrewvarney5687]

I absolutely love the interactions between Rambo and Sheeva, seeing two lifelong warriors share respect for each other for their kombat skills is oddly wholesome.

[@prostreetfairladyz8402]

what about him and Jade and Sonya ?

[@tiredman99]

Nah Sheeva wants his babies

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

Rambo's??? 😳!!

[@supairo8273]

i love how friendly rambo is, hes just a straight up chill guy chilling in a realm where people just kill each other all the time

[@kriticalitylives]

And strangely enough, he's used to that basic ordeal lmao

[@MickMcGarnackle]

That describes his pre-MK combat deployments so business as usual for him.

[@floralfancy7814]

He's just there to get the job done.

[@mcshadowdrag]

Skarlet: " A Most impressive Specimen" Rambo: "theres nothing here for you" Skarlet: "im came to suck you dry!" went from 0-100 real quick

[@dwaynes6330]

😂😂

[@mattthespyd3r969]

Everyone one of us giggled at that line

[@AnkaraMessi-p8g]

*cough cough* well even women needs some enjoyment sometimes. Ain't been no surprise.

[@KaiTheRedWarrior8244]

Yea, although considering what she can do, I'm scared as to what that implies

[@derrickdavis3888]

You could've text it and make even funnier than that. Skarlet:" A most impressive speciman" Rmabo:" There's nothing here for you. " Skarlet: " I come to suck you dry" Rambo: THAT IS SERIOUSLY FUCK UP! "

[@chubbyperson5609]

When Cassie said “he’s to train me” goes to show how bad ass Rambo is. Training the last games hero

[@mauls_editor6222]

🥴😏

[@prostreetfairladyz8402]

@@mauls_editor6222 im sure Cassie will learn a lot from John, than her dad

[@Thecloaker_]

“I am a blood mage not a vampire” “The difference being” I- well, he has a point.

[@Heavenly_Senshi]

No fangs i fuess

[@samsmith939]

Sus

[@mhead1117]

Ye vampires are well known to make weapons out of blood o wait no they arent

[@Starlight-by3cf]

not the impostor? that's pretty sus of a name

[@jordangarner87]

Doesn't burn in the sun. And no sparkling doesn't count.

[@custer3176]

5:27 a pile of leaves in the middle of s sandfield: Camuflaag

[@mrflux326]

Haha

[@intheendweallsmellthefoot]

He's taking lessons from Snake!

[@truindividual]

@@intheendweallsmellthefoot if a box can work....

[@intheendweallsmellthefoot]

@@truindividual if a box works then a pile of leaves on a factory floor the size of a human works right?

[@tomasagustingonzalezpelleg4898]

Sneak: 100

[@dbzgotmadness]

His interactions are the friendliest of anyone’s I’ve see

[@colinftp3288]

Everybody respects Rambo

[@hazardousroo]

Rambo doesn't need to trash talk. He proves what a badass he is purely by actions, not words.

[@tsukasa9838]

Meanwhile Terminator: WHO WHAT WHERE

[@Sternenherz127]

They feel more like distanced.

[@sxlproductions]

Fujin has more friendlier interactions

[@copporn1615]

D'Vorah: "What brings you to the realms?" Rambo: "DLC Pack"

[@fauzankhairi4502]

Lol They should made that.

[@virtualcynical8515]

"Netherealm needed the money"

[@3DMasterST]

- "Fans wanted me in."

[@valthenvega2434]

“Well the 80’s gave me a call and I just couldn’t avoid the killing instinct”

[@phillewis2630]

That would be a Deadpool line

[@Prince.juni0r]

Imagine rocky being in there and he’s like “yo Adrian I did it”

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

I was hoping there would have been an outro where he yells out Adrian!!! 🤣

[@adriannicholasdecena2478]

Congrats

[@jasonjohnson9132]

LMAO😆😁👍

[@ChrisFouadHabibifromMars]

@@GamerrZOMBIE That was my thought when I heard Sylvester Stallone's voice. Rocky style

[@hyperdrivemeleetm5955]

@HowlingMadness he can, but i doubt it tbh

[@LordSasha_1]

Only Rambo can make me feel that he’s the true protagonist of the Mortal Kombat series

[@prostreetfairladyz8402]

before gaining kronika's powers

[@kalebrodgers7321]

1:47 Rambo: *hides in a patch of grass in an underground tunnel surrounded by acid* _Illusion level 100_

[@jamesoliva9370]

E

[@Jojaynicat]

E

[@Potatochip539]

E

[@bloodyririslefttesticle297]

E

[@chamaniq2.080]

E

[@charlesshelton7989]

The fact that Sylvester Stallone voiced his own avatar is awesome

[@lordgenerias]

Accept no substitutes.

[@Wooktent]

Wait they actually got him for the role?? I thought that was just ab impressionist.

[@Aagggyy]

@@Wooktent Of course that’s him.

[@gamingp3503]

Made him some quick money

[@AntiHeroJohn]

My favorite part about this game is that ordinary people like Rambo, Sonya, and kinda Cassie can go up against literal time gods like its just some miscellaneous person.

[@okaynickiii9565]

Sonya ain't a ordinary person, she literally has few powers😭

[@nurzhanualiev2841]

And cassie has superpowers

[@calvinginn1637]

Rambo: Spares people instead of brutally murdering them MK11 universe: "Wait that's illegal."

[@Exozealots]

Bruh have you seen Robo Cop? Outro? There's at least 2 of him capturing his targets alive.

[@jugg9140]

Dude are you young? It's not so much about mk universe since it's rambo, its a reference to the popular movie , that "mission accomplished" is exactly like the ending scene in rambo first blood part 2

[@thelegalmexican9860]

@@jugg9140 yeah but most mk outros are very bloody and kill the other character

[@raymundor.bautista7151]

I’m your 666th like

[@CameronKujo]

Robocopw

[@NixtySign]

"What do you want with me?" "To feed your flesh to the hive." "That is seriously *FUCKED* up" Best one lol

[@Xienshira]

7:11

[@derrickdavis3888]

Well here is a valuable lesson is never actually play as D'vorah from seeing Kiss of Death Bug Vomit.

[@admiralinvertebrate5649]

The only thing worse that that is literally being bound with your own intestines. THAT is ****** up.

[@rookie4728]

Bro me to when he sa8d that I laugh herd

[@kingbagni6438]

@@Xienshira 1:21

[@alyours2889]

The "Mission...ACCOMPLISHED!" finish is freaking awesome! The look on their faces when they realize they 're still alive!

[@PokeMixr92]

1:20 My gamer girlfriend in front of my house after I bought her a PS5

[@rosidmuhammad7247]

Hmm

[@VeryVeryBlackGuy]

Why is this so specific?

[@Something-Waffle]

At what point of the story do you mention waking up?

[@guzzlinggusher7066]

@@Something-Waffle bruh wake up it's time to go to schooooooool

[@ironspider7465]

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

[@dankeykang4576]

"Every elder God has a plan, until they (almost) take a knife in the face." - Mike Tyson or something

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

Lol, you guys are to funny!!! 🤣🤣

[@justanotherlaid-backdude5297]

Man I was just thinking about this saying today, I don't know why 😁

[@MikaelBetancourt]

Imagine if they put tyson in the game

[@MasterChiefSamus]

@@MikaelBetancourt Johnny Cage's dream boxing fight, biggest payday of his entire career!

[@minishark7630]

@@MikaelBetancourt lmao I would pay 100 bucks for that

[@hashiramasayan162]

Props for the OG, *Sylvester Stallone* for lending his voice in this masterpiece game 👏

[@GeneralHeavy]

Even motion captured

[@biged7204]

“That is seriously f*cked up”

[@TsuriaDragon]

should been You're Seriously F**** up

[@kytinnqueen9454]

😏

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

Me see 2021 God plan " That is seroiusly fycked up

[@Misa28628]

I would like this comment but you play fortnite so no

[@biged7204]

@@Misa28628 I don’t anymore

[@martinhall9497]

“I am a blood mage not a vampire” “The difference being??” LMAO

[@crusty_cookie3099]

The sun could burn her if she a vampire

[@AboveFiction]

@Vanix implying that there is an actual book for real vampires...

[@olyviermonteau4300]

@@AboveFiction but.. there is though..

[@tart3300]

@@olyviermonteau4300 Wait... Wtf?

[@guzzlinggusher7066]

Bruh when she said she's gonna suck him dry

[@assessmentincharge]

Rambo is actually the most normal, sane, practical and humble person in MK universe xD

[@CaptainWaldoe]

4:49 love how they literally mocked Stallone's 90s comedy "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!" lol

[@theintimidatingduck3138]

Your comment deserves more likes

[@lordgenerias]

I laughed way too hard at that line. I wonder if Stallone ever thought he'd be on the receiving endnof that line outside of a convention.

[@akisbestrainsounds]

Arnold must have been really really happy when Stallone did that movie...which proves Arnold was always a politician inside.

[@baidurjya1]

Exactly 😂 Wanted to comment that and then found yours haha

[@Bananaboi6969]

Stop or my grandma will shoot

[@lequack8546]

7:11 That is just straight up art

[@jery3385]

It really is

[@claytonhawk8512]

Rambos mercy spare is honestly why he's my fav character. Even though I know it's a movie reference, it's cool to see mercy in a game where the gory ass finishers is the main appeal

[@yuki_hollow]

They actually nailed him, I’m positively surprised

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Its actually Stallone who voiced him.

[@Davidofthelost]

@@AnakinSkywakka he probably had fun coming back to the young Rambo who’s just out of the war.

[@djbcs]

Voice actor is not Stallone it’s Neil Ross. Could’ve fooled me tho had to look it up

[@elijahbruno2814]

@@djbcs Wrong. Neil Ross only voiced him in an animated series from 1986 called The Force Of Freedom clearly you just looked at the first thing Google showed you and thought you got the answer huh? Scroll down on those results and you'll see on websites like gamerant that Ed Boon confirmed it was Sylvester Stallone voicing him so you were indeed fooled

[@djbcs]

@@elijahbruno2814 Ok I stand corrected.

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

1:21. Well I guess some would consider that flirting.

[@thickgus4289]

Lol, that definitely was some flirting

[@emfbrother]

I was warned to stay away from you lmaooo

[@knuxiellombardiybur8645]

In some circles; it requires better context

[@jsievers1313]

They should have worded that different lol

[@lopog3865]

@@jsievers1313 Exactly why its hard not to think that way 😂 they know what they were doing bruh

[@currybumjenkins5428]

"What's your price to TANGO?" "I fight for country, not CASH." Oh you guys

[@seanwolslau-holdren6731]

I hear you

[@tchalla1708]

The 0:43 intro is so funny, Rambo looks at his knife like "wish mine could do that"

[@Starlight-by3cf]

It does fit with the way he looks at it xD

[@NightSage24]

More like "Pfft. Fancy gimmicks. All I need is this."

[@ericrahman7932]

Lol! You're so right!

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

Omg, that's Hella funny. So many little details in these MK11 intros!!! 😂👌

[@КарлКарыч]

Ахахахах

[@DallasUnchained]

D’vorah: “Truly you are hard to kill.” Rambo: “Nah, that’s Steven Segal. That’ll probably be the next DLC Pack.”

[@ArthurMorgan890]

Reptile being in the next dlc: am I a joke to you

[@greengarnish1711]

That'd be so funny seeing that fat fraud bastard in this game lel.

[@lebitelexie9350]

One of Steven's special abilities will be crapping his pants when grabbed.

[@Ramasenirama]

Wot steven seagal can do 😂😂

[@RicardoGonzalez-ui2fd]

😂😂

[@yasminout]

It's killing me how there's a suspicious bush out of nowhere but he's still hiding 😂

[@crabeatingfrog77]

2:41 "Misshin...akomished"

[@LungCancerMan135]

215 likes and 1 reply that's rare

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

Who is the reply? 🤔

[@LungCancerMan135]

@@GamerrZOMBIE me lol

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

HA!! That's what I was thinking when I saw your comment 🤣🤣

[@joshua2764]

So Kitana,Sheeva,Jacqui and Sonya r like the ONLY ones who cares about him in this game...

[@oxtailpuncake1211]

there's sheeva she cares

[@billydeeuk]

Sonia cares...and Jacqui & Cassie seem to respect him at least

[@joshua2764]

My bad them too

[@jamessayshi5262]

Seems they respect him. I like this tho seeing all the reactions from each character is so cool the detail they put into this game is so cool.

[@mychaeljones7526]

Makes sense. Warriors are warriors.

[@irishgianttinman979]

When he is talking with Jade after he apparently threatened Kotal, I love the line, “Ever occur to you to ask him why?” Such a good line

[@GoldBearanimationsYT]

Lol that thumbnail

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

I liked your comment! 🤣

[@strudelstrudelAnim]

Oh hey there smoke the bear nice to see you here

[@mustafakhan-pn5xd]

Haha clickbait

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

The clickbait is strong with this one! 🤣😅

[@elej98]

@@GamerrZOMBIE Does clickbaiting develop like a skill? lmao

[@angrydouche1830]

"Stop. Or my mom will shoot." Damn, that's like the biggest roast for Sly knowing that he hates that movie.

[@Insanemonk11]

"Have you ever battled.... BLUH-DUH MAH-GICK" ".....no"

[@alifhaiqal9965]

I think she sucked too much blood that she can't even spell right most of the word

[@snapperpapper6703]

who does he flirt with

[@nntytuu]

"Shahall hai givuhyoo a taysutuh?"

[@alifhaiqal9965]

@@nntytuu took about 3 sec to analyze what you said lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Papercut625]

They did his character well. They really nailed it.

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

I Agree. This completely feels like the guest characters like Rambo Robocop & Terminator are genuinely of the Mortal Kombat universe. Voice acting everything is spot on!! 👌

[@nephilima3956]

Every time I see Rambo's knife I'm reminded: I live in the town that made that thing.

[@xQuandaleDinglex]

*DAMN*

[@Wolfrage76]

And Ya really fortunate, 'cause it's the most badass, coolest, intimidatin' survival/combat knife/dagger ever made.

[@3DMasterST]

04:01 Frost: "Our so-called superiors failed both of us." Rambo: "In your case, it's the other way around." Frost's got to apply cold water to that burn.

[@crystaljones1935]

Good thing she's a cryomancer... otherwise Frost would be really embarrassed to ask Sub Zero for ice!

[@Oppagotastuka]

"I am a blood mage not a vampire" "The difference being" No no, Hes got a point

[@sullybully]

"Have you ever battled BLLLLOOD magic?" I love the way she says this, it's funny

[@Samizouza]

Technically she manipulates and bends blood without biting me thinks

[@iloveseeingtheworldburn4035]

Her accent even screams vampire

[@myles3856]

True

[@boy2savege17]

Exactly

[@Ineedhelpig1082]

“To be the best, I need to kill the best” Best is right. Rambo is best.

[@rainbowsquad35rainbow62]

Kitana is the only one who genuinely respects Rambo

[@billboebagginns953]

She wants his Italian sausage

[@samsmith939]

THE ITALIAN STALLION WANTS THE VITAMIN P

[@philipoh9843]

And Jacqui

[@highlandave8507]

Jacqui, Sonya, and surprisingly Frost too.

[@23dayslater95]

She respects alot of people except shao Kahn and Johnny cage

[@MasterZero99]

"They didn't make me, Trautman did." F**kin' classic. OH snap, they threw in a Tango & Cash reference. LOL.

[@brandonanthonyk]

Tautman was a badass in the first movie.

[@TheAngryXenite]

There's also a reference to Stop, or my mom will shoot!, a *terrible* movie from the 80s starring Stallone and Estelle Getty of Golden Girls fame. He only took the role because Arnold Schwarzenegger got the script and publicly feigned interest specifically to bait him into it.

[@MasterZero99]

@@TheAngryXenite caught that one too.

[@TheItalianFun]

scrolled a lot to find this. I thought I was the only one to love that classic

[@redulus1792]

Funny it came from sindel though lmaoo

[@mongoose1618]

I am impressed by Mileena pronouncing words with "M" and "P" without even a lip.

[@mr.grimms4645]

Rambo: Don't start a war you can't win Mileena: speaking from experience? Rambo:...Yeah By far my favorite intro dialogue he has

[@whizthesugoi]

There's no ..., it is straight up Something he isnt afraid of showing

[@CameronKujo]

I chuckled hella when he said “yeah” so blankly. Luckily mileena didn’t activate his PTSD induced Rambo mode

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

LOL!! 🤣

[@sunshineskystar]

its funny how mileena seems to know about vietnam war.

[@shitmymommagonbeatmyass7596]

"What's your price to tango" "I fight for country, not cash" TANGO & CASH!!! God i love these easter eggs

[@2jimis]

I was searching for this comment 🤣

[@aroperdope]

And I love that movie...

[@ruiz2565]

Shit I thought I was the only one LOL

[@SergeantExtreme]

8:01 "Zombies? Is that a thing here?" I feel like that wasn't part of the script.

[@kid.hudson_]

Yeah I was wondering what reference that is

[@kxngvxmp]

I heard that many of his voice lines was from him questioning the game (the voice actor)

[@war4nl1]

@@kxngvxmp don't see stallone as much of a gamer

[@myles3856]

@@war4nl1 yeah

[@kevinsanchez4415]

Tbf, Stallone is not only notorious but highly regarded for his improvised lines. The poem in Rocky Balboa, for instance, was not planned at all, and the entire scene was improvised by both actors.

[@puniopenetrante]

Rambo's warrior skills have transcended the realms, all they know who he is and the sheer respect is awesome.

[@truefrost1385]

4:30 Jaqui: Training the new guy? Cassie: *More like he is training me 😏* Damn girl...

[@jibrael5705]

Bruh.

[@btd6fan356]

Ayo chill

[@jamazuljamaludin5767]

Stop! Or my mom will shoot. Haha... Homage to one of the worst movies by Stallone. Got conned by Schwarzenegger to take on that role.

[@donflamingo5685]

@@jamazuljamaludin5767 yeah we're curious

[@bravomike4734]

@@footballprimex8135 Stop! Or my mom will shoot.

[@samazam4221]

Rambo: [being polite and normal] Literally everyone: Bruh im so wet rn.

[@rat161]

OOOOOOH YEAH but no matter what it is was Rambo that made even the shokan tremble, turned tarkotins vegan, and made even the robot ninjas malfunction from the manliness of Rambo

[@deadmeat356]

women be like

[@strawberryjam6235]

Me if I met Rambo

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

"I'm a blood mage, not a vampire!" "The difference being?" "One is a job, and the other is mental sickness!"

[@thantrus]

"Dad... put mum on the phone..."

[@palblue]

“As long as theres two people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead”

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

"I'm gonna be honest with you. My parents do not care for it."

[@5oglock474]

The difference still being?

[@michaelmorton5698]

@@Tombstone_Active "Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

[@t7mf]

“Don’t start a war you can’t win.” “Speaking from experience?” Me: yeah Rambo: yeah

[@ruschev2]

That moment when Mileena roasts America

[@iancruz6617]

Yea Rambo a fight in the korean war. Communism soviet spreading to say to north korea take, ehile america side was educated south korea and waiting for a moment for borth korea nd sotuh korea after ww2 truly was.

[@kingmustafa3915]

Me also: yeah

[@Chimnitor]

I like how almost noone actually roasts Rambo or never noticed he has any comebacks which is kind of unusual for any of the Mortal Kombat 11 Characters :D

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

Rambo is a Mortal Kombat Character

[@Elthenar]

@Dreamers Radical_CC More like, to grizzled to give a shit. Rambo has never been a big shit talker. He simply tells people whats up and the backs it up.

[@diegogarcicruz6134]

Most of them are like: - Heard you’re strong - Yeah - Ok

[@funkmantim2661]

@@Elthenar Not to mention he is more confused than anything, He is essentially like any of the other normal human fighters at the start of Mortal Kombat, only he is thrust into the middle of a war rather than at the start of a war.... Hell, he is also the first "normal" Human DLC character who is not insane or anything, no powers, no insanity, just a soldier who has seen enough combat.

[@jonathanbrown50]

Well Cassie did say “stop or my mom will shoot”, which is considered one of his worst movies

[@Bing35P]

Cetrion: You're not prepared to face an elder god Rambo: Don't push me like the cop in the first movie!

[@chrismiller966]

Huh, Stallone actually did Rambo's voice, makes me wonder why Arnie didn't do the voice for Terminator.

[@sonic4523]

Health issues probably

[@Nickmcdonald98]

He was filming the latest terminator so he couldn’t do it, I’d say he 100% would of or may still even come re record now Stallone is in it

[@ilysm8802]

Arnie didn’t because he wanted alot of dollars for his voice, so they chose someone else

[@greengarnish1711]

@@ilysm8802 Hope that's not the case and if so he should reconsider it.

[@user-kv5lq9xm8c]

Usually scheduling differences

[@JannahSWT]

I like how they made john friendly to most of the characters

[@michaelkeha]

Rambo has always been polite until someone pushes him he is a troubled worn down soul that wants to be left alone so he can find some peace

[@winteronice]

@@michaelkeha Then why dont they stop making Rambo movies?

[@johncrafton8319]

@@winteronice Because people keep pushing him. Obviously.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@winteronice Wdym? His last movie was in the 2000s. What 2019 movie? Last blood? That shit doesn't exist.

[@BlocktorwhoUnlimited]

Rambo throughout the entirety of this game: “so what the heck is a shirai ryu, anyway?”

[@Thecloaker_]

Aw man I would’ve never seen this man hiding in a bush in the middle of a burning city. No I would’ve never seen him.

[@tofferooni4972]

Or in the middle of a desert.

[@georgecastanza7028]

Sounds like he and Jackie would get along the best working together.

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

She seem very proud and respectful towards Rambo

[@jkiasmoore1112]

Ong I loved when she was like “3rd actually pop pop was a red tail” and he was like “fly boy, eh”

[@Bowen_Landry]

I love all the interactions shown between him and Jacqui Briggs. They're wholesome as fuck lol.

[@agidyne9676]

Cassie "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!" Me "It's like she knows she's gonna get her butt kicked in lol She's even taking a before and after photo! "

[@V1ert]

That reference to movie..

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

It's a movie Easter egg

[@itzdm0r3]

That movie was pretty funny too.

[@Infernonn]

uummm.... what movie?

[@00009kuba]

@@Infernonn "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot"

[@cranburrey]

"This isn't necessary, stranger" "Afraid you can't win?" **takes a selfie** *"Okay. Now it's necessary."*

[@YaBoiDoi]

Everyone: me kill Rambo: what kinda bullshittery Is this

[@alejandrojimenez1685]

"You are not prepared to face an elder god" Few seconds later... "Mission acomplished"

[@lecommentar9851]

Lmao elder gods getting CLAPED by Rambo

[@blackmost]

When skarlet said “I came to suck you dry” my mind went straight to the gutter with that one! 😂🤣

[@garyjones1688]

Right you a mess

[@CurlyHeadTrev1477]

Bruh I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@kevinmorales4405]

Rambo is so normal compared to all these characters its hilarious 😂

[@DD_T06]

1:21 caught me off guard

[@xWagnerPlaguesx]

it's the same line she said to Kung Lao

[@muhammadessa749]

Have a third leg now

[@onejediboi]

@@muhammadessa749 PFFFT🤣🤣

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

@@muhammadessa749 same, she’s one of the top 3 Mk girls I wanna smash badly

[@kiwijedi6442]

@@roderickspencerjr.2482 Go to horny jail

[@ES-dp6tw]

Y'know, Cetrion has really beautiful eyes, the way her pupils resemble glowing stars. Nice touch on her godly status.

[@Demonic_Ruby]

Mans hitting on a God

[@oddgemini2822]

Brotha is Starving

[@YEYawson8376]

@@Demonic_Ruby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HectorGarcia-kh5kf]

I heard Cetrion paid for the first date

[@GamerrZOMBIE]

Rambo would smash!

[@notsolegendary9864]

7:11 "that is seriously fucked up"

[@michaellorah9051]

"he's done movies!" "No way, my dad would know him"

[@Ulrick657]

5:09 : texting "no way, my dad would know him" about Rambo being in movies like she doesn't know about it; 1 sec later: knows he's in movies and that her dad knows him

[@demafelixjaymark905]

Rambo has the most chill entrance, either come out slowly from a pile of grass, or admiring his knife

[@DarkRedPsycho92]

1:15 Skarlet: "A most impressive specimen." Rambo: "There's nothing here for you." Skarlet: "I came to suck you dry." Damn Skarlet! Trying to go down on Rambo? That had me dying of laughter! 🤣

[@2linez439]

She kinda bad though

[@JohnP587]

“There’s no way I’m an action star.”

[@farisaniq1415]

**press x to doubt**

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

*X* 👈

[@reddixieland4731]

Believe it or not he's not wrong

[@LilCinnamonRoll2006]

2:55 and that’s when Sindel realized it’s okay to be dominated

[@davajita]

This just makes me sad they couldn't get Arnie to voice the Terminator.

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

He would’ve been down but he was busy with other things😔

[@TheOriginalPoon]

He wanted to he just didn’t have time. He personally recommended the guy they got instead

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

@A dudes thoughts same

[@venturatheace1]

They should've gotten Joe Gaudet

[@Joao-ur7ey]

@A dudes thoughts Yep. He sounds almost the same.

[@BootyBot]

*building covered in chains and acid* Rambo: this seems like a good place to put a pile of leaves to hide under

[@yasser3268]

John Rambo had a lot of badass dialogue in this

[@joedames7432]

I love how just straight up he is

[@Heavenly_Senshi]

Dont get people like that anymore i guess

[@shinigami9851]

@@Heavenly_Senshi Hes the only me that thinks “Why do I have to kill you?”

[@Heavenly_Senshi]

@@shinigami9851 hmm idk

[@michaelkeha]

@@shinigami9851 Rambo is the only character in the game that understands what killing people does to your soul

[@abdulrehmanhanif3470]

I mean he is RAMBO

[@NameisU]

Rambo: 1:09 Me: No, no. He has a point.

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

She out in the sun

[@Geni-yh1pv]

@@roderickspencerjr.2482 and sun can’t kill vampires, with magic you can kill them , but they will start regeneration after that later ... takes time ... only vampire can kill vampire for ever.

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

@@Geni-yh1pv depends on what vampires you are talking about and yes sunlight can kill them, but if they were Aztec gods like Kars who becomes the life form then they can’t die if they have gained the stone mask + Redstone of Aja powers, as for Dracula from Castlevania? I don’t know tbh, it’s shown in the Netflix series he was out in the sunlight but in the game he isnt

[@CallmeKeyiii]

@@roderickspencerjr.2482 Actually it depends on what you're reading. Different stories depict Vampires in different ways, some can walk in the day and others can't.

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

@@CallmeKeyiii that’s also true

[@zer0sinder]

2:10 was that suppose to be a tango and cash reference? 😅

[@joeyfigueroa4748]

The fact that Jade thinks he's only a military tactician and not an actual fighter makes me laugh because I'm a huge Rambo fan and I'm like "im sorry woman, your gonna get your ass handed to you for thinking that"

[@nishikantaleitanthem9190]

"There is no way I'm an action star." This cracked me up so much... 😂

[@niftyscrusade4291]

I just love how Sonya actually fears Rambo. Only a true man can do that.

[@prostreetfairladyz8402]

life would turn out better if she married him instead

[@yazidefirenze]

Playing video games in a nutshell: "When in doubt, I kill"

[@100sacoalgum]

ikr xD

[@sullybully]

Two reactions : - True, true... - Begone Karen!

[@yazidefirenze]

@@sullybully Why am I being Karen'd? I'm right Can't fight the boss? fight the weaklings Can/t solve the puzzle peacefully? Kill the puzzle Can't kill something? ... Well you're on your own there

[@cipley]

@@yazidefirenze Wait how does one kill a puzzle tho

[@yazidefirenze]

@@cipley YOU KILL THE PUZZLE

[@PrismariLaura]

Cetrion: A literal goddess Rambo: Still thinks the knife is more interesting.

[@firdausgaara2006]

Because he's not a SIMP!!!! XD

[@dunkleham]

Everyone else: sprints in, backflips, triple axle, 920 corkscrew, lands with all weapons drawn Rambo: *B U S H*

[@kareemmorales4904]

Cassie threatening Rambo by saying her mom is going to come after him is crazy, as she seems to already accept the fact that she's most likely going to die fighting him and that her mom is going to get revenge. Well written indeed

[@prostreetfairladyz8402]

nah, he wont kill her but gonna hospitalise her for some time

[@raiden2901]

Also reference

[@namelessone118]

9:40 "I'm Beyonce"

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

I am no singer

[@berryceti9838]

Always

[@blueberrrymika]

😂💔

[@theunholycrusader2829]

"I fight for country, not cash" *Americaning intensifies*

[@burythelight548]

Man,he's the physical embodiment of badassery.

[@donslayote6847]

1:21 well, as the Skarlet' #1 Simp i'll take that...

[@roderickspencerjr.2482]

Same here man!

[@josiah3282]

Ong bro where do i sign up😂

[@donslayote6847]

@@josiah3282 honestly I didn't even expect to have any likes, like WTF guys, she's mine ...

[@josiah3282]

@@donslayote6847 its cause literally most of all straight men wouldnt pass that up😂

[@yungjose3369]

@Mango Dynamite 💀🤣