[MKWii] Best Guide of Shortcuts, Glitches, and Strategies!

[@ZetaSM]

Hey guys, It's Equinoxx. I lost the password to this channel so I'm saying this now; this was made 4 years ago so nothing is good. Kinda sucks this blew up because I was planning on deleting it lol.

[@giorgiavana6031]

zoq rekt

[@brantmkw4783]

taro hey can I have the download for that funky texture?

[@ZetaSM]

it's been 4 years. I don't have a clue where it is.

[@brantmkw4783]

taro okay

[@paoloarco3019]

Zeta it is fantastic

[@VXRPaddy]

Stair cut beginner ( you nearly fail )

[@quacker1668]

7:26 Stay on the green strat. Difficulty: TAS

[@giorgiavana6031]

Quacker ye

[@OsuSweet]

how 2 tas

[@Revengestyle6]

@@OsuSweet press a

[@OsuSweet]

@@Revengestyle6 fair enough

[@AshMK]

@@OsuSweet h

[@JaydenlIl]

2:05 "unwanted wall clip"

[@myykana]

I played mk wii 5 years and i still beginner lol

[@HalloweenFanAUTTP]

I played MKWII for 9 years & I was an expert

[@softcookiefan599]

I played Mario kart Wii since it came out and can’t even do the lake cut

[@HalloweenFanAUTTP]

8:58 That is no dock cut, that is a mud cut

[@hfulouis8513]

This is a great shortcut guide for MKWii

[@jamiee4630]

No it's not

[@remppa05]

Great vid! New sub!

[@Spizzlers]

Nice!

[@HalloweenFanAUTTP]

Level 1: Beginner Level 2: Luck Level 3: Stupid Level 4: Intermediate Level 5: Advanced Level 6: Experienced Level 7: Expert

[@hellfireofdooom8876]

this video is actually hilarious

[@snoopmkwii8744]

Ziemlich gut! ;)

[@fyyyyyynnn447]

Snoop MKWii Als ob, du bist ein Deutscher ?

[@fyyyyyynnn447]

Snoop MKWii Cool, dass es auch Deutsche TAS-Profis gibt :P

[@zekourr]

Snoop MKWii Nein ist es nicht einige vergessen wie MT glitch

[@bibcay2622]

The gap skip on mushroom gorge wasn’t down very well you can cut way more of the gap off Great video anyway

[@thoralfopitz805]

still very good video ;-)

[@Derekblue1_]

It's awesome! BTW It is "GBA Bowser's Castle 3" not the "SNES Bowsers Castle".

[@sagewilde-mcdowell4218]

Special Cup: 10/14 Shell cup: 9/11 Banana cup: 9/10 Leaf cup: 8/10 Lightning cup: 10/10

[@gbates4605]

where's the Wario's Gold Mine Ultra Shortcut?

[@davidh.6098]

1:38 HOLD ON. Did he just say that Lake jump is BEGINNER?? Then why the f*ck am I not able to get it right?

[@maxd1744]

David H. just go straight then drift right shroom and wheelie wait one year ago woops

[@nonononononono2022]

DDR wall glitch isn’t luck, although it may seem that way

[@andrewkoehn2238]

Are you really saying the Luigi circuit sand cut is harder than the toads factory lake jump?

[@mikielau9185]

this definitely needs more views

[@savagejack5714]

Yaaa

[@jden_224]

You gave some things that should've been beginner, intermediate, and same other way around

[@sagewilde-mcdowell4218]

Mushroom cup: 9/13 Flower Cup: 12/14 Star cup: 8/10

[@MadChristoph]

You forgot the Wario's Gold Mine Pipe Bounce

[@heyitsgman6858]

I’m intermediate mostly but advanced in some ways

[@xxoddbodsfanboyxxginger3369]

9:33-10:00 its GBA bowser castle 3 not SNES bowser castle 3

[@paoloarco3019]

XxOddbodsFanboyxX Ginger336Pogo909 you’re right

[@ProEntry]

can you send me the link to the custom flame runner?

[@Redvania]

whats that funky kong texture download please

[@huecolin1403]

So TWD98 is a beginner for you?

[@chris_ss2]

Ha

[@desavagerocky8847]

2:05 SOMTHING

[@jackkeith740]

I’m #2 in the world in ghost valley

[@gdcraig4wr843]

Jack Keith what’s your time then

[@platypusdefender9180]

2:45 wierd cocunut mall glitch thing

[@MadChristoph]

The Gap Jump for me is Intermediate

[@GGamerLiam]

GBA Bowser Castle 3 was said SNES Bowser Castle 3

[@leny1540]

dry dry ruins wall glitch isn't luck at all, there's a very good tutorial out there on youtube that explains it very well

[@savagejack5714]

It is duhh cause just think your online and u have triple mushrooms so u do the ultra and then someone has lightning and they use it so your swimming in sand and it takes forever to get out of so ya it is luck

[@Firexz-je7tq]

Savage_ Jack yo he said wall glitch not ddr ultra

[@gdcraig4wr843]

Savage_ Jack this is for TT’s, not online, plus, this is the WALL GLITCH, not the DDR ULTRA...

[@alejandraorozco6345]

What about the shroomless lake cut

[@JAYUMKW]

Good video but at 9:36 its GBA not SNES

[@Watcha_]

DDR Wallglitch, Difficulty Luck... Wow.

[@paulcritchley9859]

SNES bowser castle 3?

[@dannyvanis3237]

5:06 diffeut stupid XD

[@OrangeAbomination]

Does stupid mean easy or hard?

[@nevadatolands5181]

@@OrangeAbomination it means too easy

[@illegalactivity8168]

It’s GBA bowsers castle 3

[@adrianvielmamoreno6498]

Song 0:45 ?

[@trexitooo]

1:04 i just did that my first try

[@Firexz-je7tq]

TreXito YT nice

[@chriswoolven7252]

Koopa Kape Forgot shel cut

[@maryamm2026]

Grumble Volcano Glitch Difficulty: Luck and Experienced

[@savagejack5714]

Firexz 3759 what is your problem going around and calling people noobs like if your a noob to u rrally want to sit on your couch or chair for like 5 hours just trying to do the fricken glitch

[@Firexz-je7tq]

Savage_ Jack Godsake calm down I do not friken 5 hours trying to do a glitch that not everyone can do

[@savagejack5714]

It takes a while to master

[@Firexz-je7tq]

yup

[@savagejack5714]

Thats what i meant cause holy crap its just annoying mastering where u got to go to hit the checkpoints

[@tino549]

In grumble volcano, the stop rock hop is intermediate, not advanced....

[@michelagioacchini7828]

Gcn bowsers Castle 3

[@tino549]

Nope, it's GBA Bowser's Castle 3.

[@RandomRummageandGames]

9:47, snes, not gba?

[@mikielau9185]

not snes bowser castle it is gba castle

[@goldenARcHs]

your right

[@HalloweenFanAUTTP]

That course is from the Gameboy

[@gdcraig4wr843]

Mikie Lau *gasp* it’s a world changing discovery that everyone cares about!!!!!

[@SlowpokeSap]

why is the shoomless cut easier at 7:48

[@SamSam065]

slow poke Beceause with the mushroom method, you can easilly fall or bump into thd wall

[@BmuXD]

Rainbow Road's Moon Jump VERY VERY EASY Why: I played this gleach with a broken wii

[@zachny]

That was not the king Alex strat

[@alex-wl4sb]

Zachary Gentile yes it was ;)

[@arandompersonwatchingvideo1875]

AleXD no it wasn’t king Alex is when you hit the very und of the ramp and get a low trick

[@alex-wl4sb]

A Random Person Watching Videos I just said because of my name LOL

[@arandompersonwatchingvideo1875]

AleXD ohhh ok

[@alex-wl4sb]

A Random Person Watching Videos lol

[@bosushii]

chevy

[@maxdragonsoul5553]

1:49 - Kingalex did better.

[@Firexz-je7tq]

Yep

[@savagejack5714]

Really

[@xnik5374]

yes

[@ATP980]

I don't even think that's a king alex. king alex strat needs the low jump. otherwise it's just shroomless ramp cut

[@tino549]

4:05 fail LUL

[@zaywoods4892]

Some medium some easy some hard some extreme

[@jagetties984]

9:56 GBA BC3

[@MartinEW]

"Daisy Circuit stair cut - Beginner" *fails it* lmao

[@savagejack5714]

U try doing all these shortcuts perfect and dont rage quit eithet cause it takes like 1 hour and 30 min just doing the shortcuts and another 1 hour just naming them and rating them

[@savagejack5714]

No u shut up im not going to stand here and have people make fun of them cause its hard doing all of these shortcuts oerfect even tho if your a noob

[@savagejack5714]

So u think telling facts bout how much time he spent on the video apparently im roasting by telling facts and cool u beat the game i did to its not that hard and btw by beating the game it does not mean your a pro at the game

[@savagejack5714]

So apparently if you beat the game it means your a pro

[@savagejack5714]

No if u beat the game it does not say u suck at the game even tho it does not take much to to beat the game

[@zaywoods4892]

2:06 was a wallclip

[@gdcraig4wr843]

Zay Woods we know... we have eyes

[@ENJOYERTELEVISION]

It's not snes Bowser castle 3 it's gba Bowser castle 3

[@HalloweenFanAUTTP]

Yeah, that course is from the Gameboy

[@td5376]

why no MT glitch?

[@mkwiicore]

he probably couldnt do it..

[@Firexz-je7tq]

Lol

[@savagejack5714]

Why r u laughing that he cant do it can u do it and it takes lots of practice doing it and probably 1 hour just trying to do it

[@Firexz-je7tq]

Savage_ Jack although it does take a lot practice does that make him lazy well tough he should've spent more time on it

[@savagejack5714]

So u think he should spend like 4 hours on just a freakin shortcut video

[@sashamonsalve]

5:16 Difficulty Stupid..........

[@Editor909]

You think the gap jump is hard...

[@Laxan3000]

5:01 I can't do this!

[@doritos5447]

Laxan3000 good

[@phoenixsky6204]

stop with the hate lmao, it's only a concept video

[@tino549]

The glitches are called Ultra Shortcuts, not a "Glitch".

[@blueshell8206]

The ddr glitch is not hard or luck based

[@savagejack5714]

Getting the right spot ya and if theres ton of people by u its luck

[@johnbarry549]

Savage_ Jack wrong it's just a tiny bit of skill also its time trials

[@savagejack5714]

We know its time trials but he meant how hard it would be if u did it online or in time trials

[@abtxn9086]

TWD98 Did almost all the shortcuts, U didn't.

[@ZetaSM]

Mind I made this 5 years ago, his was made later than mine. Plus I sucked back then

[@silentpuppy5456]

Lake jump is not beginner

[@gdcraig4wr843]

Silent Puppy yea it is..

[@tasryse]

I'm sorry but I can see many errors with your driving, good video otherwise though...

[@savagejack5714]

And can u do all of these perfect probably no cause its hard doing all of them perfect ok

[@savagejack5714]

And he probably dont want to redo all over cause this takes like 1 hour and 30 min just doing all the shortcuts and then another 1 hour just to try naming all of them and giving them a rank

[@savagejack5714]

Ok #1 how does that sound like a roast cause if i made a video and i only have 10 subs i would not make i god like video i would make simple ones OK jeez shut up ok

[@savagejack5714]

Thx

[@savagejack5714]

I GOT A SUB :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD THX

[@bjorkreal0]

Non stop rock hop is not expert

[@thoralfopitz805]

That bike doesn´t even exist in MKWii !!!!

[@SamSam065]

Thoralf Opitz It's the Flame Runner (Bowser Bike) with texture hacks that allow to change the colors

[@savagejack5714]

Ya

[@chrismk4690]

Lol this video is so noob it says snes Bowser’s Castle 3

[@chikkonnnnuggitzz830]

Ur doodoo

[@djdjxcjcj]

None are luck You're just too bad

[@jesseschmitt7805]

This isn't a guide

[@savagejack5714]

jesse schmitt

[@savagejack5714]

jesse schmitt u try doing a guide doing stupid shortcuts, trying to make all of them perfect, and naming them without get angry or quit cause this took awhile like 1 hour and 30 min just to do the shortcuts (trying to make them good) and anothet 1 hour naming them and ranking them

[@jesseschmitt7805]

Savage_ Jack just don't call it a guide

[@savagejack5714]

Why am I here STOP FOLLOWING ME U STALKER IM JUST STANDING UP FOR THIS GUY CAUSE U DONT JUST STAND HERE AND HAVE PEOPLE YELL I THINK THIS IS CRAP WHWN IS GOOD

[@savagejack5714]

STALKER

[@ohkays5]

Bro you can barely even do some of these. You didn't even mention some and failed most of the strats. And I pretty sure that you made up some of the names.

[@savagejack5714]

No duh u try naming all of the shortcuts and lets see how far u get

[@savagejack5714]

Ik

[@clarity3163]

kiwi Neo the shortcuts dont have names tbh so he made them up obviously and there isnt really any that he failed at all and he did most of the tough shortcuts

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

The Mario Circuit/SNES Ghost Valley 2 Wallclip has a name- the Wall Clip. And I'm sure Wario's Gold Mine's Pipe Bounce has a name- oh wait, it doez!

[@charlie-wu5gv]

Tas????

[@_3quinox_768]

no tas

[@zachny]

Highly doubt it

[@jendan131]

What’s tas

[@nahknii]

Dan Guy tool assisted speedrun which is done by a computer program called Dolphin

[@janilindberg5055]

Who else got a cringy idle heroes ad?

[@gdcraig4wr843]

JanixGames thankfully not me