[MMD x APH] Germany Will Make a Man out of You

[@starfaitz]

ALL RIGHT ITALY THATS IT! DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW...

[@sherlynhuerta1971]

hahahahaha

[@SkyYamiJackson]

DISHONOR ON YOUR PASTA! XD

[@lapislazuli9126]

NOT THAT PASTA! ANYTHING BUT THE PASTA!

[@spice_cake]

XD

[@enevy3165]

@@SkyYamiJackson nOT THE PASTA

[@leyalaatasto9096]

Even after all that training, Feliciano can't stand up without falling over yet XD

[@sunshinesprat9179]

Italy accomplished nothing throughout the whole video... XD

[@italy980]

I did too!!!!! I was kawaii during the video, correct?

[@sunshinesprat9179]

Fine. Points for being kawaii

[@italy980]

Yay

[@sunshinesprat9179]

I just realised America didn't do anything at the end...

[@DarkAngelbaby1985]

Italy Lena: italy your so cute

[@AustriaTrinity]

Prussia's face! He's like "Shit! He's found out I'm a girl!!"

[@TheRytherrShow]

XD

[@femaleundertaker9300]

love this

[@femaleundertaker9300]

lol

[@CJCroen1393]

Well clearly he doesn't have a problem with ladies in the military, since Belarus is in there.

[@dbzgtafgirl]

America-I'm never gonna catch my breath. Prussia-Say goodbye to those who knew me. Italy-Why was I fooled in school for cutting gym? Japan-This guy got me scared to death China-I hope he doesn't see right through me. Russia-Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.

[@pookiesamurai7500]

... no remorse germany. throwing prussia like a freking football

[@L0ver0fHumanity]

Welcome to Standing Up School! *Italy falls over* Aaaaand you fail

[@niixo3330]

XD

[@felicianovargas3499]

I thought it was muddy, and i slipped ok

[@L0ver0fHumanity]

Awww! That's ok! It was cute as heck though!

[@BluBerryMasquerade]

Feliciano Vargas But you were standing still...

[@L0ver0fHumanity]

XD

[@OldSnakePerson]

DID YOU SEE ME TAKE VEST VITH MEIN AWESOME SWEEP KICK?!

[@OldSnakePerson]

Take Vest out .3.||

[@browniethehedgehog]

Gilbert Beilschmidt *glompz* hai bruder :3

[@OldSnakePerson]

O Hai .//3//.

[@hondakiku4686]

I am proud of u prussia

[@marianneadams2267]

Of course I did!

[@BlameCo]

Watching 4 years later... still almost cried. X'D

[@potatoe-master191]

Me watching this 9 years or something, still enjoying it Shush once in this fandom, never out

[@aloizaguirre953]

So are they gonna fight Hungary? XD

[@Hallucinationss]

Alo Izaguirre Well good luck than she would slaughter them

[@LilacJuvia]

BUT SHE HAS ALL FRYING PAN MOVES ON LIKE MAX LEVEL! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIGHT HER LIKE THAT

The Huns are not hungarian. They are sibling nation. In the Hetalia Hungary has an older brother and his name is "Grandpa Hun". They are the huns. Sorry for the wrong English, i'm from Hungary

[@skybrineplays4110]

XD i died when i saw prussias face at 0:32 XDDDDDDDDDD

[@randomworksinc]

Same XD

[@RS-un6mb]

I imagine Italy instead of China :')

[@toothlessproductions6635]

Or maybe Oliver(that is if you believe that Oliver's a sweetheart and not a phsyco path)

[@fishy071]

Probably because Italy is supposedly the main character of "Hetalia."

[@toothlessproductions6635]

+fishy071 *not like I'm being Canada over here* ),:

[@fishy071]

Toothless Productions What do you mean you're being Canada?

[@toothlessproductions6635]

+fishy071 not many people notice me replying

[@nijisalem3554]

My shoe was untied so I fell it hurt

[@polarpunk8861]

Are you okay? Do you want someone (not me of course) to kiss it better?

[@nijisalem3554]

si

[@polarpunk8861]

Alright, how about I call Ludwig Beilschmidt or Romano Vargas to help?

[@nijisalem3554]

I would like that gratzi. :)

[@ozd2003]

+Italy Felieciono Vargas It's okay Italy! I'll tie it!

[@nadeshikosama2685]

LOL BELARUS JAJAJA

[@hondakiku4686]

I died laughing

[@LilacJuvia]

BELARUS CHASING YOU IS THE BEST MOTIVATION

[@yanithekit4839]

I like how the first thing I say when it scrolls over the other axis characters I said "*Gasp then quiet voice* Ivan and Yao have baby faces~"

[@yanithekit4839]

and why can't china climb a tree? He climbed one for April fools lol x3

[@keiraw5424]

It would be so funny if Belarus took Germany's place

[@PipRulz09]

2:12-2:19 That was just priceless. (X//w//X) "Ughhh..." -China "Big Brother..." -Belarus *Belarus-Creepy-Stare then Belarus-Punch!* "Ahh!!!" -Japan "Japan!!!!" -China "Go away!!!" -Russia

[@i_love_pokemon417]

1:52 Me and Japan: *Fangirling*

[@nikulyne8807]

1:42 Prussia: (punch) Germany: Fuck no

[@mcartc4755]

same

[@ronaldmcdonald8890]

YES CHINA MY BABY YOU CLIMBED THE TREE -3-

[@LilacJuvia]

HE IMPROVED HIS TREE CLIMBING TO LVL 100000000

[@KeeperOfUntoldDreams]

BAH HA HA HA HA! Japan as Mushu, I love it!

[@KeeperOfUntoldDreams]

***** He sang his line from the song.

[@hondakiku4686]

I sang "this guy's got 'em scared to death!"

[@prettybigpengus]

In Reality: Italy is blowing a kiss to Germany. China is scolding Japan. Japan is reading a yaoi. Prussia is yelling: WESSSSSSSSSSSST. And Germany......is.....Germany. Russia is kolling, planning a way to escape

[@screechingsiren1645]

Pretty much

[@LilacJuvia]

Wut about America

[@frogtato6446]

oh ok forget about Murcia land of the free that’s okay

[@lyl9255]

[Insert joke about China's masculinity here]

[@jordinagel1184]

And from the look of things, America and Italy still have achieved nothing by the end...

[@NyraCider]

"I really wish I knew how to swwiimm!!" x_x

[@rosalinagreenbriar3625]

What did Italy improve!?!

[@Papayagirl23]

Not surrendering

[@blackrosejokerf]

Pasta!

[@Papayagirl23]

LOL!!!!

[@realafah]

So many things that he improved but don't help him at all.

[@littleleggy422]

He improved the greatness of being a derp

[@torisears2495]

Most of it my expression was, what the fuck but the only thing that got me laughing was when Italy fell at the end.

[@marianneadams2267]

Me too.

[@matchymatch8781]

IKR XD

[@ece7076]

3:16 Hello and welcome to standing up school... ... ... And you've failed.

[@kittensruleforever]

Germany's face palm at the end killed me XDDDDDDd

[@kaleygaron9263]

if you want to win let Belarus in the army and say Russia is in danger.

[@erinfox1245]

my childhood just got a thousand times better

[@storylover8198]

Germany: you're the saddest bunch I ever met Me: italy looks really happy though

[@blackdragon5941]

3:19 well Germany, you tried. No one can make a man out of Italy!

[@kim77angle]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SHOWS SOO MUCH ABOUT CHINA! XD

[@cookiecream9697]

China wasn't suited for war...but he's the oldest

[@Marzianpack]

Germany's face when he saw China in the tree is beautiful.

[@Mymy-ql6ho]

I could totally see Germany doing this. Poor Italy.....Germany makes him train hard XD

[@explodingpickles221]

when japan saw miku and started going crazy with his arms i did the same thing and.. i'm glad my mom or dad didnt walk in while i was doing so. they would think i was mental.

[@michaelaharris3190]

LOL! Same here! But can you blame us? Miku's FrUk-ing epic!!

[@i_love_pokemon417]

I did that too!

[@katiemcelvain2573]

SINGS PASSIONATELY

[@gj5748]

1:03 Alfred is a mood

[@noir3911]

0:32 OMG Prussia's face is hilarious!

[@catharine1237]

I was wondering where UK and France were and then I got the feeling that they were "FrUKing" :D

[@MeiMisakii]

Omfg XDDD

[@catharine1237]

Omg it's Mei! :O :D

[@MeiMisakii]

Hello~ :) I'm assuming you've seen Another?

[@corneliusvonsixx2015]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imtoolazyforarealusername2969]

2:50 GERMANYS DERP FACE IS PRICELESS!!!!!!!! XD

[@cecelastname3431]

Italy... XD

[@PercifiedNBright]

I expected Italy to be the one who is supposed to be Mulan..

[@lalainagarma9320]

Me and my friend: watches slowly Friend: "What the-" Me: "MULAN!" XD "Go GERMANY YOU'RE THE BEST ANCESTOR!" Friend: -_-' "ha? HA!"

[@sophono1504]

Japan was priceless But how come most of them look like girls or just overall...weird? And why did Russia look at Japan that way at 0:25 ? Are you hiding something?

[@DairyFreeLemon]

Isnt this like episode 4 of axis powers? my all time favorite episode yet

[@dreamermints5177]

1:02 i am America when showing off

[@Abivial]

DreamerMints when im trying too much

[@roxyrocks8794]

Me in p.e

[@vampyregirl3012]

Aaah, when I'm a little kid, I used to love Mulan so much. Now that I grown up a little, I saw this! Thank you so much for uploading this, it brought back so much memories of my childhood X3

[@SoulidiumHollow]

2:16...ok that got me rolling HARD xD

[@darksparkle6087]

0:52 Germany wtf are you doing? Did you hit your head to the camera?

[@annamariag4757]

This is art I tell you. ART!

[@myriam8396]

That little facepalm at the end was perfect (and Prussia's smile was the best thing ever awwwww)

[@Lemon_Rats]

America at 1:03 is me when i see a bug

[@amzilla]

waaaaaaaaaaah, I love this video! somehow you managed to cheer my up a whole lot ^^ thank you so much *bows*

[@CookieCat-gp9cq]

I saw the title and I knew I just had to watch the video XD

[@TWSTDSHDW]

This was spot-on for Italy during the WW's. Well, at least until he ditched the Axis for the Allies.

[@ecchiedgy]

I can never watch this without singing along XD

[@halpyhal]

Francis Boneyourboy Francis Bone Your Boy. Why.

[@ecchiedgy]

Chara Dreemur XD cause why not? It was in the heat of the moment when I made it my username

[@halpyhal]

Francis Boneyourboy My gawd. Why that of all things?

[@ecchiedgy]

Chara Dreemur Because I found it funny ;0

[@tsubaki4106]

Great video. The only thing is that, imo, Japan could have been a little more courteous at 3:09. I mean, it's great that he stopped fawning over Miku, but he could have at least bowed before turning away, instead of just ignoring her.

[@ThePrincessFarrah]

Why is everyone saying 'poor China'? What about Japan? Lol, it's like a Japa-plane the way Belarus hit him! xD He's off to the moon

[@thetrashcat7685]

Wait..... Didn't they call the German warriors 'the Huns'?

[@spikeharusame]

oh yeah, isn't China supposedly a girl in the Japanese dub?

[@hondakiku4686]

first of all, hetalia is originally Japanese, and no

[@hondakiku4686]

Honda Kiku well actually in both English and Japanese he draws himself as a girl

[@spikeharusame]

Honda Kiku ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaah

[@tsubaki4106]

He's a girly man.

[@LaLobita2011]

nope just very feminine. but his voice actors for english dub and i believe original japanese dub are women though

[@TheMusicboxHeart]

I love their expressions at the beginning! XD LOL when it's "Did they send me daughters" and Russia immediately looks in China's direction 'cause he apparently knows 'her' secret, and Japan freezes because he's facing him. x3 Too perfect. Also, Prussia's 'what am I doing here' face is just awesome.

[@eddsworldislife3647]

China had the hardest struggle

[@Nameless-cy1hu]

1:43 Germany: Just going to throw my brother around.

[@alfredf.jonesamerica1259]

WHY GERMANY WHY I RATHER EAT JUNK FOOD THEN THIS

[@alfredf.jonesamerica1259]

AND I WAS PUNCHING TEH AIR

[@yamiloki2784]

at the end, its funny how Italy falls over and Germany's just like "seriously? seriously, Italy?"

[@janemel123]

2:40 I ship it ;3

[@chibiveggie]

China x Tree XD

[@janemel123]

galwithglasses Yeshhhh!! XD

[@chibiveggie]

Aww, why are you crying?

[@chibiveggie]

All we need is some China x Tree fanfiction and it'll be bigger than Gerita! LOL just kidding.

[@ZuraElectra]

*****'m actually writing one now!!!!!

[@murdocenjoyer1395]

.......Hetalia the musical..... I'm sorry I had to

[@iRisL_tHaT_OnE_giRL]

MMD China is so cute :3

[@TieDyeGirl41]

China should have been Canada, so during the "hope he doesn't see right through me" part, Canada would have literally had Germany see right through him.

[@02PonyLover]

wat?! china and russia? they're good enough! but im not sure about dat guy yet though... *points at france running around naked*

[@alexandrakillworth8213]

1:27 made me laugh so much i fell of my chair XD

[@glaceonlike96748549]

XD Italy Come on I'll help you!

[@toph101fan]

ERMERGERDDD. I love you for doingg thisss. I just like how China's Mulan though >w< And how can Japan ignore miku o-o I've always thought that was impossible xD Well, thank!! I'va always thought of China when I watched Mulan xD

[@philippinesmariadelacruz6160]

I just died.....

[@sophizhong9029]

I love that, omg

[@Crows4Hoes]

I love how Italy just collapses at the end XD

[@sophizhong9029]

I'll make a man out of you, or something, from Mulan

[@sophizhong9029]

..... Um, excuse me, I need to get away from the fangirls

[@sophizhong9029]

I am not ur country, thank you

[@Noobikojo]

There are not even words for how amazing this is!

[@ionedirection1019]

prussia your face, russia survives

[@rebeccasnider4820]

OMG got chills from watching it nice job!

[@sbothebean1742]

Wow this is awesome! This fits perfectly! :D

[@LilacJuvia]

1:49 omg the best motivation

[@JenamDrag0n]

"Hope he doesn't see right through me" Canada would have been perfect for that line since he's already so ghost-like.

[@missscarlet6044]

What i have learned Germany can't train Russia without enlisting Belarus Hatsune Miku was also enlisted. Prussia sounds like shit China somehow climbed a tree without any physical training I think Russia still can't swim Italy can't stand up. He just falls over America might be the smartest trainee there Germany is way to chill.

[@tristanjones1987]

“Hope he doesn’t see right through me” should’ve been Canada

[@hannahdiehl6757]

*Facepalm* Of course Italy falls over. XD

[@yaoiboss9264]

1:03... America: Imma punch you in the face!!

[@LoverGummi]

Just love how Italy STILL manages to mess up at the end XD

[@RachelMWinship]

China's like: I apologize for inspiring this.....

[@shelbyhullum9382]

Germany: Go home China. China: Is it because of my pony tail? D;

[@LadyEvilest]

You know, a lot of GerIta fan art depicts Italy wearing Germany's Iron Cross pendant. Your statement made those pics just that much deeper in feeling.

[@Pppauliii]

THIS IS GENIUS, PURE GOLD

[@sophialubkemann2906]

*tries to regain composure* Wow, that was really epic.

[@AnaAmerica50]

THIS VIDEO ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SEEN IT XD

[@Itscalistarodriguez]

I LOVE THIS. but when China started climbing the tree, I was dying of LAUGHTER😂 great job though. This is great 👍

[@RamenAddict2]

Awesome job! You should totally do more!

[@ThevioletPony]

this was so.... just so.... beautiful =)

[@yutaseragaki1998]

2:05 Poor Italy and America! :(

[@kingkreeps3669]

China: I'll show him! *jumps and hugs a tree*

[@justiceleaguefan1]

this song really suits Germany and his character, great vid!