Nature Not Being Sober for 10 minutes straight (Mndiaye_97 TikTok Compilations)

[@ZeldaboyOG]

"They have a smile that belongs in the sex offender yearbook, next to Subway Jerry." I laughed so hard I scared my cats.

[@dragonbfire999]

Yes u r rit

[@callmemako3510]

Hey whats on ur pic?

[@ZeldaboyOG]

@@callmemako3510 My picture is of a beta Pokemon that was cut from the final version of Gen 2. This Pokemon's name is Urufuman. You can find out more about it here on KZbin or using this link pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Gold_and_Silver_Versions_cut_content

[@callmemako3510]

@@ZeldaboyOG oh thank you!! Hes very cute

[@ZeldaboyOG]

@@callmemako3510 thanks I appreciate it. It is one of my favorites now. Makes me sad so many cool Pokemon were cut. There are plenty of other cute ones too. Like a baby Meowth, a little bell cat, and a chinese vampire panda.

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

“It won’t take your soul even if u probably deserve it” Poor baby...

[@LaughingJokerProd]

"For a bird that claps crocodiles for fun" Holup, we can't just let that side without elaboration.

[@awalkingfire2176]

Sometimes, nature are most beautiful when it is most mysterious.

[@Bobbygoos]

half croc half bird introducing the new species birc

[@sentientchessboard595]

@Frank Ellsworth *Bumpy* Lucas Johnson I lol

[@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733]

Me:ayo wtf I’m not going near that shit

[@Bobbygoos]

@Frank Ellsworth *Bumpy* Lucas Johnson I idk I haven’t watched that in a long tine

[@TigarisRazarShark]

As a dog groomer what he says about chihuahuas is 100% accurate. Please socialize them and no, just because their teeth are small doesn’t mean their bites don’t hurt!

[@ineedabetterusername4803]

Tbh if socialized Chihuahuas are little sweethearts with huge personalities. I think people forget that because they're so small, EVERYTHING is huge and potentially a threat to them.

[@dp2677]

I volunteer at animal shelter Chihuahuas are our #1 biters. There's to many people allow little dogs to act up because they are tiny & cute ... then they snap at a kid or something & get dumped at shelter.

[@SupportMensMentalHealth]

Grooming assistant here, the only time in the 5 years I worked I got bitten was chihuahuas, yorkies and West Highland terriers. Like he said if a big dog acted that way it would be euthanized in a heartbeat but little dogs...aww it's so cute. I have a hatred of little dogs now, give me a deerhound/greyhound sized dog any day

[@pyro-millie5533]

THIS IS TRUE OH MY GOD!!! My grandma used to have a chihuahua who grew up to be Satan’s Lapdog. Yeah I get these creatures are tiny and basically come into this world primed to be traumatized, and I really feel for that. but holy shit, it was an awful life for both the dog and anyone unfortunate enough to be anywhere near it. He was abused by the kids of a lady who worked with my grandma when he was a puppy, and then she went through a lot herself later on, so not only was he a poorly socialized chihuahua, but he was more traumatized than a typical chihuahua. He would actively try to maul anyone who tried to get close to him, even her if she wasn’t careful of his triggers. And by maul, I mean no warning nips - I mean try to bite whatever’s in sight and not let go. I’m an absolute dog lover, but I’m always hesitant around small dogs because of my experiences with thar little hellspawn. After he died of old age, she was gifted another chihuahua puppy. This one, she has carefully trained and socialized, and he’s an absolute angel. I’m still really careful around him, but he’s earned my trust.

[@stupidmangoz]

Just don't fucking breed them into existence.

[@annaa1773]

The thing about eagles is true, in fact, the 'Majestic Eagle Call' used in many movies is actually the sound of a RED TAILED HAWK!

[@dancin5344]

That gave me Hella flashbacks to the animorphs book series

[@lepurpleboi3266]

Can confirm, I have a red tail nest near my house so I hear their call pretty often

[@miristtotallw]

So communism is actually far more embedded in American culture than Americans themselves know!

[@phaethos]

Thank you! I was struggling to remember which bird they used the sounds from :)

[@Gala-yp8nx]

I’ve got a lot of both living near me and it gets confusing.

[@bubby1235]

"Because they wear the same Gang colours" "Sleep Paralysis demon with drip" 💀💀💀💀💀

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

XD HHahahahahaha sleep paralysis demon with drip lol

[@ionlyjest7066]

colors* ( guys its a joke)

[@MembersOfHistory]

@@ionlyjest7066 different spelling depending on where you come from

[@ionlyjest7066]

@Leah Bayer its a fucking joke u fucking idiot

[@ionlyjest7066]

@@MembersOfHistory yes i know idiot god

[@Oshidorinohina]

"If looks could kill they'd do Bundy numbers." LOL.

[@judelagcao2090]

Damn he got me on that what i mean is I laughed so hard when he said that. ✌️✌️

[@flowerstan5616]

I am snek My body long My length is short But jaw is strong But when it time To be fed Sadly I can’t Cuz I’m inbred

[@catenjoyer76]

I don't get that one help pls

[@Oshidorinohina]

@@catenjoyer76 Ted Bundy was a serial killer in the 70s

[@catenjoyer76]

@@Oshidorinohina Oh

[@vsGoliath96]

Having been born in Alaska, I have seen and interacted with more than my fair share of bald eagles. Their stupid little seagull chirps never fail to absolutely crack me up.

[@spindash64]

Where do they fall on the goose-raven-pigeon diagram when interacting with people?

[@jasondashney]

I live in Vancouver Canada and we have so many here that some people call them sky rats. 30 years ago they were never seen at all, and now they are everywhere.

[@givmi_more_w9251]

@@jasondashney Sky rats? I'd expect they take care of actual rats, and other pests ... never heard birds of prey being pests. I live next to a church, and every summer, kestrels nest in the bell tower. They're noisy, but they seem to drive off pigeons.

[@jasondashney]

@@givmi_more_w9251 Bald eagles kick ass. It was a local photographer who told me about the sky rat thing.

[@swapitout5728]

"Hearing that at 3 a.m will bring the hood out of Buddha" lmfao!!!! Bro I'm subbing for life lmao !!!!!!

[@AlphanaII517]

I can't bro 😂

[@saiah_yt795]

The bird: “Pick a god and start praying”

[@Vaehmwah]

Why you screaming so dang much

[@missxmettastars5740]

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@CallMeEmber]

Yeah hes also on tiktok

[@doomslayer2930]

If a cheetah pulls up on me and chirps, I would laugh my ass off, but then I'd get g checked by a lion because I wasn't paying attention.

[@darren2509]

Hood logic 💯

[@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733]

Facts might as well hop on the cheetah and take off XD

[@brickslayerstudio]

The only thing they fear... Is *YOU*

[@darren2509]

@@brickslayerstudio its a joke idiot

[@anonymousapproximation8549]

@@darren2509 Damn, bruv, the joke went so far over your head it smacked a cacodemon in the face.

[@AltairAC]

“They feed on the dead cuz they want no smoke with the living”

[@grotto185]

"Flying Testicle"

[@showsomesignsoflife]

"Homicidal Vacuum"

[@julesthefish3167]

“Acid Trip Water Geco”

[@lorenasousa8643]

"Vocal cords of satan"

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

My dude has the best lines I’ve ever heard

[@MidnightDarkness666]

Everything you said about chihuahuas and small dogs is 100% correct. I work as a dog groomer and it's usually small dogs that are the worst. Which is why I took my Pomeranian X Minature Schnauzer everywhere and introduced her to everything. The end result is a fearless extrovert who loves people and she doesn't give a crap about things being bigger than her because she was raised alongside German Shepherds.

[@spykethespider5070]

Poor babies don't get proper leadership and end up with anxiety. It makes me so sad to see people call them mean or laugh off behavior when they are obviously distressed. Good job for doing right by your small dogs.

[@itiswhatitis_842]

Fun fact: A cheetah sometimes makes that sound for their young, to communicate with their young to see if they are safe while they’re out hunting. The young makes that sound back. The predators who would want to eat the young hears the sound but thinks it’s a bird.

[@ToSP.]

Everybody gansta till the lion says: mmm some birb would be delicious

[@1920pyt]

I was gonna say that thank you for saving me some time lol. 🙏🦋💙🦋

[@madmouse1016]

And then they're also the only big cats that can purr XD

[@Nella_nova]

Cheetahs are wild cats

[@ToSP.]

@@Nella_nova yep. Since they aren’t in the panthera genus with all the other big cats, they aren’t big cats

[@elliottkendall5256]

"It makes them easy targets for hunters and that's why we can't have nice things " 🤣🤣

[@evientually]

The best.

[@sabinasinchuri8623]

Yea so true 😭😢😤😤🤣

[@WILDCHILDNJ]

💯

[@eggboi584]

that's straight up bars yo.

[@samantha2024]

It's true though, people are killing them just to see them closer in nature and they're endangered. People have shot it because they wanted to know what that giant bird sitting in the same place all day was. Then they regret it because they killed such a majestic creature. 😩😩😭

[@adrian4596]

"this australian teddy bear has the vocal chords of satan with acid reflux on a dying honda civic" that shit got me

[@pritammondal4212]

Was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ch3rry850]

Ah, yes my amazing Australian country

[@lilacolypse303]

@@Ch3rry850 HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

@@lilacolypse303 it’s simple, beer, lots of beer… and stupidity. We’re basically a discount Florida

[@BobbinRobbin777]

My car

[@mydogbullwinkle]

I knew a guy who got stuck with a chihuahua after a breakup. That little dog actually ended up becoming well adjusted and well behaved after a few months with his new owner.

[@javinweathersby5240]

I love how he gives us warnings for volume and spiders

[@ceoofracism9625]

But why give a warning for spiders? Are they that actually terifying for people?

[@Venez-tr8th]

@@ceoofracism9625 arachnophobia is one of the most common fears.

[@marcblack960]

I have arachnofobia, and literally can't sleep or stop looking everywhere if i see one. Its not really scary, its just instincts panicking and going crazy

[@korokseed1619]

@@ceoofracism9625 Do you know what Arachnophobia is?

[@ceoofracism9625]

I know what arachnophobia is, I just dont understand why among all animals spiders are that horrifying. I cant sleep, eat or stay in a place if I see a cockroach but I can tolerate seeing them on a game or a video.

[@izzy6033]

“I am willing to bet any amount of money- under three dollars-“

[@p.a.r.c1694]

That could be his capital at the moment, so he is a honest man.

[@tvbnine793]

Harpy Eagles were also the inspiration for Fox the Phoenix in Harry Potter

[@satan5458]

2.99 dollars

[@Bobcat8188]

Crazy how he know so much yet still decided to tattoo his forehead

[@smith2858]

I felt that

[@AtarahTV]

“The harpy trusting humans, meaning they’re easy for hunters to get and that’s why we can’t have nice things” that comment was everything 👏🏾😔😂😂😂😂

[@josephdickson6572]

I mean elephants think humans are cute and yet humans nearly killed off every species for something as stupid as ivory.

[@Lucid_Droid]

Bro I know right

[@Lucid_Droid]

@@josephdickson6572 yep

[@Lucid_Droid]

@@josephdickson6572 wait is that ur true name

[@cardfreak0560]

@@josephdickson6572 that's a myth mate, elephants don't think we're cute, in fact they're extremely aggressive and will most likely kill us on sight if they're having a bad day. Still doesn't mean we should poach them though.

[@snowyboo_gam942]

I always laugh every time he says “this is why we can’t have nice things”

[@doodle_freak]

Don’t forget that the hairs that tarantula throw at you can cause permanent damage if they get into your eyes and cause a lot of itching and irritation so just leave the fluffy spiders alone, if you stress out a tarantula it’s going to be a lot more likely to throw its hairs at you

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Some are more trigger happy than others. A friend of mine has a pet one, and the only time she flicked hairs at her was when she was trying to take her babies away because the babies were trying to eat each other (as baby tarantulas tend to do...) Obviously a pet is going to be much more chill than a wild one though

[@audreym3908]

@@wetsockfullofhotmeat so give them the 5 star spa treatment then

[@cardfreak0560]

@@wetsockfullofhotmeat tbh, I'll take a new world's hair shot to an old world's bite any single day xD

[@doodle_freak]

@xXLil_ShadowyXx my thing with spiders is as long as it isn’t crawling towards me, I’m cool with it

[@pattohorne]

My one rose hair always used to get me it sucked your hands get so itchy 😩

[@liammeaney4227]

It's like if you threw dry british humor, black twitter and shitposting in a blender and made it informative. You struck gold bruh keep at these they great

[@fupoflapo2386]

Black twitter ?

[@avnish9735]

@@fupoflapo2386 yea he's definetly getting cancelled now

[@fupoflapo2386]

@@avnish9735 I didn't know there was a black twitter lol

[@JoeticJustice]

@@fupoflapo2386 Think a Twitter group except the commonality in the posts are events most prevalent in black (usually American, be it north, central, or south; but mostly north) lives

[@fupoflapo2386]

@@JoeticJustice ah alright

[@DTSephiroth]

"They're just cats in dog bodies." I once heard that Foxes were basically Cat Software running on Dog Hardware so... yeah, this checks.

[@ΜιχάληςΠετρομελίδης]

i think it also said something about dolphin soundboard

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@ΜιχάληςΠετρομελίδης With a built-in high pass filter.

[@joeschmoe4034]

very fine Fox Is Not an Emulator compatibility layer

[@sadezem991]

they're like cats in a dog body with the sense of humor of a toddler. they're incredible animals lol

[@josephschultz3301]

As a guy that loves foxes, yes, I'm fully aware that they're basically just fuzzy screams that urinate everywhere, but dammit, they're just way too adorable xD .

[@magnarcreed3801]

I’ve had two chihuahuas and both were sweet. One died young but the other one was about 15 years old and very friendly and calm. She just wanted a lap to sit on or blanket to lay under.

[@ndschau]

That means you must have raised them right. Sorry to hear they passed.

[@magnarcreed3801]

@@ndschau Thank you. I just helped raised the fur siblings the same way we did the bigger ones :) And they both had good well loved lives.

[@stupidmangoz]

​@@magnarcreed3801 or they sucked up to you and hid behind you, sorry you felt connected to them but that is L I T E R A L L Y what E V E R Y single fucking owner says before the owner and a poor kid gets mauled for being over 300 feet away from the Chihuahua and doing fucking nothing. I don't give a shit how they looked at you in the morning, pugs exist and almost every one is a sweetheart despite their size(and the fact that letting them live for 4 minutes should be abuse itself), I met Shi Tsu's who were safe around screaming toddlers. You literally cannot train a fucking chihuahua, it will eat up your ass to make you think it's an angel. And so you think it's a "good dog". Sorry. But I would punch any owner of one.

[@spykethespider5070]

Great to see another good chihuahua owner. My little one loves to get cuddles when people come over. My grandma adores her. Sorry for your loss.

[@vesuvius115]

The Koala bit KILLED ME. LMAO Also god damn. "It fits them to be America's national bird because they look intimidating till they open their mouth, then you realize they're a mess inside."

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Fun fact, Benjamin Franklin wanted turkeys to be the national bird instead, because they were known to attack random British soldiers who tried to raid farmhouses. Apparently, he even made pamphlets on why bald eagles suck to try and get people to vote for turkeys instead

[@vesuvius115]

@@Amy_the_Lizard Oh wow, that's actually interesting. I'm more of the prehistory type of guy, hence why literally part of my name is Direwolf, the extinct prehistoric canine from North America. However, I love history too. The fact that turkeys had the balls to attack soldiers is hilarious, but then again they probably didn't fear man considering we hadn't been in America for too long.

[@JustaDislikeButton]

@@vesuvius115 the bastards still don't fear man

[@garlicbreadstick404]

He got dem bars

[@Only_kelpy]

As an American, that's accurate.

[@OGtheGoat9]

“They share the same gang colors as the coral snake that will actually put you on a t shirt.” That shit sent me.

[@emilybarclay8831]

Nearly in tears at how this guy phrases shit. “Paralysis demon with drip” is absolutely the correct way to refer to the superb bird of paradise

[@eigengrau7698]

I still can't understand the phrase 'put you in a t-shirt'. Mind to explain plz?

[@emilybarclay8831]

@@eigengrau7698 ‘put you on a T-shirt’ probably refers to when murder victims’s families wear T-shirt’s with their face on and something like ‘justice for X’

[@eigengrau7698]

@@emilybarclay8831 aight, thank you for the explanation

[@user-yy4ux9zf4r]

@@eigengrau7698 damn u never been near the hood huh?

[@jesses517]

Fun fact the recording of an American eagle is actually a red tail halk

[@mayteexxis]

i first learned that fact from LEMMiNO

[@faronomus1589]

@@mayteexxis or Top10Memes as the old days

[@jargontaylorzzz8096]

And I heard, and I'm not sure if it's true, they use a tigers roar for a lions in movies and tv shows.

[@RtistiqSkubie]

@@jargontaylorzzz8096 that's true.

[@renatorangel3201]

@@jargontaylorzzz8096 lions don't have actual roars. they just have a very loud sound, that can be heard from kilometers of distance. its used to warn other lions, so i doesnt neccessairily have to be intimidating

[@itwasaliens]

" hearing that at 3:00 a.m. would bring the hood out of Buddha" That one actually made me laugh.

[@piotr7448]

Bhoodha

[@seand.g423]

Ain't even wrong, tho...

[@diegotavel5872]

"Cougars aren´t a threat unless is Happy Hour". That was hilarious.

[@medecindalepeste2866]

can you explain the joke pls

[@tatersalad76]

@@medecindalepeste2866 Cougar is slang term for a middle-aged woman that generally wants to hook up with younger men. Happy hour is a time where bar drinks are being sold cheaper, so it's frequented by cougars looking to shack up with someone

[@medecindalepeste2866]

@@tatersalad76 oh okay thanks!

[@eveakane6563]

Not sure why the comment got deleted but tldr Cougar can refer to the animal or a single woman.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Single Moms in Your Area Be Like :

[@0live0llie]

i had a milksnake. he was the sweetest little guy, he was so docile and would come right up to my hand to be held. the only time he ever bit me was when he got too excited to be fed and missed the food and came out and got my hand (no worries, they dont have proper teeth and it was only a tap and go, no pain and no marks :) ). my cats broke into my room one night and i didnt hear them bust my door down, but woke up to them knocking his tank over. it was 4 am so i picked it up and made sure he was in there and okay and went back to sleep, without realizing that the drop broke a corner and when i woke up, he was gone. in my heart he's living his best life.

[@VenomQuill]

Dang, man! I'm sorry to hear that! Milksnakes are adorable.

[@caiden3910]

I’m sorry to hear that but I thought you said milkshake

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

They can go without food for months, so you should make little traps or something to see if its still there I know there's a video out there that is basically that, if you want me to send the name and creator to you P. S.: None of the ways they do it is harmful for the snake :D

[@samiam7327]

I misread “milksnake” and thought you were saying “milkshake” until i read the replies.

[@marialiyubman]

Lol I only know of two milkshakes and they both escaped. Pattern 🤷‍♀️

[@The_Skrub]

Capybara pups literally just look like smaller capybaras. Like...proportions are all the same, it's weird.

[@4Curses]

Other babies have to look cute, so their horrible parents don't kick them out. Capybaras stay adorable their whole life.

[@VenomQuill]

Life is a game, and they just forgot to make baby capybara assets.

[@vcsa681]

Cyberpunk 2077 kids be like

[@astranix0198]

@@VenomQuill Crunch time is bad for game development

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

You can't improve perfection

[@tameikadansby9042]

I love that you became interested in animals as a child and you were encouraged to learn as much about them as possible. Did you ever get to become a zookeeper or vet? Keep doing what you love and educating people about all the different creatures in the animal kingdom.

[@nh177013]

In reference to the snakes at 1:40 theres a saying that helped me when growing up. "Red next to black is a friend of Jack, but red next to yellow can kill a fellow".

[@slimbhb4565]

If i see a snake i will run no matter what, i don't have time to examine it.

[@Mythikron]

I grew up with avery similar but slightly different version. "Red touch yellow, kill a fellow. Red touch black, poison lack."

[@michaelverissimo2666]

@@Mythikron I always had a slightly different version “red and black venom lack, black and yellow can kill a fellow”

[@toodeadtodie186]

Uhhhh We got king cobras..... Don’t mess with the snake. That’s it. That’s all we got.

[@Extreme2566]

Same

[@annaward4039]

“I’m not even gonna pretend like I haven’t slandered the life outta this Jurassic Muppet” lol

[@Passions5555]

Love your doggo. 😍 Pitbull?

[@Bubblesonaplate]

@@Passions5555 Nah it's a polar bear

[@tasfiazahin7572]

This man needs to start a "How to roast every living thing ever" course

[@vanielgodfrey9049]

Indeedd

[@tracykufigwa4935]

Bruh🤣🤣🤣

[@buddylove5308]

lmao yes!

[@livelikedragons]

How does this dude not have his own show on National Geographic? He could talk about these animals in their habitat. His knowledge would fill hours. Get 'r done!!

[@psicoh5742]

Cuz This is Casual Geographic

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

He’d get every other show cancelled, because they’d only start watching him.

[@shaylatorch]

He's better off on KZbin, he can be his own boss and doesn't have to answer to television executives!

[@kingscrubby6560]

"They're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realize they're a mess inside" Damn. True though

[@crazyfire9470]

It sucks a small group of Americans gives the rest of us a bad name. We just want to chill and watch some Anime.

[@cinnamonthekittenandfangth3545]

bro it's true tho we are a mess inside 💀

[@Tw0Dots]

Me fr

[@Scarshadow666]

@@crazyfire9470 Very true! Alas, people love their generalizations it seems (while I can understand it being a way our brains try to keep ourselves safe, we also limit ourselves and our worldviews when we make harmful generalizations).

[@Trinabiss97]

Tbh still love the fennec fox even with the yapping. If it were ethical, I would in fact have one as a per

[@banan_9672]

"and I don't kink shame but I draw the line there. Jail." 😭😂

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

*Massive Stork that eats crocodiles exists* Human: *bows head* Stork: fren

[@Burn_Angel]

Have you heard the noises they make? Yup, God was having a lot of fun making this animal.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Fren :> @@Burn_Angel Shoebills legit sound like suppressive fire or a Saturday night in rural Kentucky.

[@miith]

His exact phrase was a war veteran's PTSD

[@ferdinand12390]

i want to befriend a machinegun stork

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

@@ferdinand12390 we all do.

[@Thedarkside379]

Thank you for putting spider warnings up. I have severe atachnophobia and close up images of spiders can give me a panic attack. I really do find your stuff interesting, and that warning means I have time to look away while you explain your stuff. Thank you!

[@__D-B__]

There's a huge spider under your bed

[@monstaface5760]

@@__D-B__ BRUH

[@Kaleii08]

Right bedroom wall corner

[@Villey]

Me with a fear of tentacles forcing myself to suffer thru videos cause of the lack of warnings:💀

[@reeld2527]

@@__D-B__ Man you ain't right lol

[@silver._____.turtle7856]

3:15 “you know it makes sense that they represent America because they’re scary until the open their mouths” Bwhahahahahahha. I’m bawling 😭

[@gobalbucs]

GOD ain’t that the truth. Nice to finally realize though, after all my years of living so far, that this is true of virtually every group in America/the country in general, regardless of race, gender, orientation, religion, creed, ideology, political alignment, etc. Man, was that honestly one of the biggest reliefs of my life (it ironically helps me to exercise equality, since everyone sucks equally xD)

[@theemeraldenderman3007]

Doesn’t need a fearsome call to mess you up if you piss it off

[@raptorjesus5870]

Especially when most of the census has enough firepower to start the second veitnam war and win it this time.

[@aim-9sidewinder550]

@@gobalbucs more like every other country too

[@DHGxMcFlurry]

@@gobalbucs Then leave, we don't want you here. Quit your bitching talking about how bad humans are yet guess what you are

[@eiladev1130]

"No matter how ugly this flying testical Gets..." Had me rolling around on the floor laughing 🤣

[@x_tryhard_x6667]

ONG bro🤣🤣

[@donnyshields4450]

Which one was that?

[@eiladev1130]

@@donnyshields4450 it was the one with the vulcher (sorry if I spelt it wrong)

[@donnyshields4450]

@Eila De Villiers vultures?

[@eiladev1130]

@@donnyshields4450 yes, sorry my spelling sucks

[@slicedolives9902]

“Cougars aren’t a threat” my moms friend got killed by a cougar that stalked her down in the bush. Before she could realize anything, she had 250 pounds of fluff and muscle on her back and biting into her neck.

[@myballsareinimmensepain2932]

Damn that fucking sucks😕😕😕

[@MarinesMalevolentRule69]

Yeah,they only do that because they are desperate for food

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

If they caught the cougar odds are it got euthanized. From what I've heard, It's happened for so long that large predators avoid trying to interact with humans because they know we'll come back at them with a vengeance. By the same token sometimes they'll casually approach humans when injured because they know humans can take care of them.

[@an0nym0us_slash35]

Not a threat doesn't mean it's harmless

[@slicedolives9902]

@@an0nym0us_slash35 And harmless is usually perceived as not hostile, but will attack if you attack it. This big cat’s only contact with the friend was killing her.

[@ryanwood9313]

"Cougars aren't a threat unless its happy hour" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@Coyoteari]

Every time he brings up sea otters I think about how the Georgia aquarium has a selection of animal interaction experiences, and most of them are just “get up in there! :)” but with the sea otter they have those bastards behind a hannibal lecter glass with a little slot that they stick a paw thru bc we humans are just DETERMINED to pet those fuzzy sociopaths no matter what

[@thomasnolastname8734]

The otters: "The zookeeper tried to test me once. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

[@koy5902]

Honestly though I just love how much the otters enjoy simply having their paws petted.

[@mothman7430]

i love when he drops a semi-disturbing fact and just says “Jail.” afterwards.

[@RottenHeretic]

"To my knowledge their bite isn't worse than a bee sting" Me being deathly allergic to bees, there goes my dream of owning a tarantula.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

That's a false equivalency but okay.

[@RottenHeretic]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 From what I read, their venom is actually the same in that regard. So both can kill me but okay.

[@fishyretakes2691]

@@RottenHeretic no there are 2 different types of tarantulas, old worlds, and new worlds. Old worlds have venom that is much stronger than a bee sting and last for weeks and don’t urticating hairs, new worlds for the most part have weak venom (however there are some outliers like the Venezuelan sun tiger who have strong venom) and urticating hairs.

[@RottenHeretic]

@@fishyretakes2691 damn, good to know. Still won't tease fate and get myself bitten by one.

[@boredboi6279]

If I ever saw a tarantula I would probably kick it until it was a pulp

[@nonofyb]

FUN FACT: the cyclops legends actually comes from people back in the day finding elephant skulls and trying to find an explanation. A lot of mythical creatures actually have their origins in animal or even dinosaur skeletons.

[@starpeep5769]

Wow!

[@Karak-_-]

I've read that gryphs were inpired by triceratops skull.

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

Huh

[@Xalerdane]

Yep. Some Greek saw an elephant skull without context and came to the conclusion that it was from a giant with a single eye in the middle of its face.

[@sandyhenderson441]

Or the cyclops entered myth/legend because people actually saw one. Not every fetus grows normally and there is a birth defect named cyclopia. Today this occurs in one baby per 100,000, so it would have been seen in earlier populations. These babies don't survive long, but would have been talked about and remembered. And if you want a scary thing, one that actually happened is scarier than an imagined one.

[@xybeptek3648]

The vocal chords of Satan with acid reflux and a dying honda civic - somehow this is a perfect description LOLOL

[@tsucube4377]

Thank god that fennic foxes are actually wholesome. I was terrified for a second

[@languid-4535]

Same

[@mymojo29]

"I'm willing to bet any amount of money under 3 dollars" this dude funny as hell 🤣 😂! That one joke made me subscribe.

[@chellaghwright4636]

😅😂

[@chellaghwright4636]

Hyper Speed your slow 🤣

[@hibouowll7468]

Some days, you give me nightmare. Some days, you make them wholesome. Some day, it's 50/50, some... 90/10.I never know what to expect. This is so exciting!!!!

[@leofobbs8949]

The fact he warns you when a spider is coming up is proof he should get tax returns without paying taxes

[@robertchaney2704]

The last thing he says in the video about elephants looking like cyclops is interesting thought because it’s actually theorized by historians that the myth of the cyclops started with early humans discovering elephant skulls and having no idea what they were. This is in a similar vain to dinosaur bones serveing as the inspiration for dragons

[@theblueswordsman7589]

1:25 look at this video and tell me I’m wrong “Ad pop up”

[@2kisdecent_395]

I run adblock

[@ar_ali19]

Luckily it was edited so I didn’t click it

[@mastershake2473]

You too huh?

[@theprofessionalamateur3090]

That's exactly what happened to me! Some headphone commercial I already forgot the name of...

[@St33phen]

@@2kisdecent_395 ew

[@darlafetterman3598]

"The vocal chords if Satan with acid reflux and a dying Honda civic" is the absolute BEST description of anything I've heard in a long ass time! 🤣😂

[@Cloud_Strife1997]

elk screams are equally the most terrifying and hilarious thing ive ever heard terrifying because hearing it at night when you don’t expect it is absolutely horrifying hilarious because you don’t expect something so huge to sound so high pitched

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Lynxes, on the other hand, sound like humans trying to imitate animals lol.

[@animastersbarbados3041]

Hood at 5:35: They can go into a trance if you rub their belly and if you think I'm lying watch this. KZbin AD: Finally my time to shine

[@secretvillage3033]

Bruh it happened to me too-

[@animastersbarbados3041]

@@secretvillage3033 Lol

[@Supreme-gx3ht]

Same

[@davidnoel1665]

BRO IT HAPPENED TO ME HOW

[@yo-mn4yz]

Me when I stub my toe 2:51

[@soup_5720]

Everyone: Lion growl Tiger growl Jaguar growl Cheetah growl Nature: nah we ain’t basic CHEETAH CHIRP

[@rowanheart8122]

I mean, unlike the others, the cheetah is not in the Panthera genus

[@GodzillaKaijuGK]

@@rowanheart8122 like cougars

[@nathanthom8176]

@@rowanheart8122 yep, lack of retractable claws sets them apart in thier own genus and is the reason they trip rather than pounce (well even with retractable claws pouncing might be dangerous for them).

[@HomosapienNo94628]

My cat chirps too.. I think she might be secretly hanging out with some cheetahs

[@yourmilkisontheway5214]

@@GodzillaKaijuGK Same, I like cougars too

[@puffshrxm]

i love the spider warnings, as someone w arachnophobia it’s hard to research random facts without ppl throwing spiders in my face without warning

[@TheYoungCruize]

Bro the cheetah sounding like a bird chirping is a genius voice disguise to trick prey

[@hayleytyler119]

Yes someone else knows

[@dharmeshmistry342]

“Hearing that at 3AM would bring the hood out of Buddha.” I am deceased. 💀

[@tsarbombawithinternetconne875]

"It actually makes sense that they represent America, they’re intimidating until they open their mouths and you realize that they are a mess inside."

[@Mergatroid_Skittle]

Man that was hilarious and accurate

[@lepurpleboi3266]

_y e p_

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

_True af_

[@sarahsays194]

Am American. Can confirm.

[@DeadmanGamin]

Ouch. True, but Ouch.

[@spykethespider5070]

I'm a shelter worker and have been around numerous different breeds. Chihuahuas are by far my favorites. After owning, raising, and working with several I saw that they are so loving when treated right. Most would look up at me with the sweetest look I've ever seen. Some would come running to me and even jump into my arms for cuddles. Many of the chihuahuas that did have behavioral problems were visibly insecure and scared. Once they had structure and true confidence they turn into love bugs. I honestly felt sorry for the problemed chihuahuas I've met. I could see right away that they were struggling

[@Barbie4U2]

I like this kid. If you were in my class, id give you an A+. You clearly put in the time, effort and patience. Well done, sir.

[@Brind-amour]

Agree 100%

[@Meladjusted]

It's actually thought that ancient people created the myth of the cyclops because of the discovery of an elephant skull.

[@marcusrauch4223]

The myth of dragons came from dinosaur fossils found by vikings I believe.

[@brukujinbrokujin7802]

And Unicorns are just rare mutated horse with horn. Its actually more possible than you think.

[@immikeurnot]

@@brukujinbrokujin7802 No it's not. Narwhal horns.

[@tetravega567]

@@brukujinbrokujin7802 Rhinos are in the horse family. Unicorns were rhinos or the extinct monoceros.

[@Sparrowcide23]

Dear kind man, Thank you for the spider warning. Sincerely by the people with arachnophobia.

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

Imagine liking spider-man and having arachnophobia

[@tayg5621]

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 you rang? 😂😭😭

[@peril.]

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 that’s unfortunate

[@xLimito]

ye man

[@beautifulblackbeauty8641]

You are fantastic! Your research, the way you deliver all that info. Your humor --- incredible! I finally can an animal show!

[@bogdand7138]

"eagles sound like seagulls with laryngitis choking on a Popeye's biscuit" r/rareinsults

[@klanceklancerevolution3339]

This dude is legit the whole subreddit of r/rareinsults

[@maskedgunbamboo8138]

@@klanceklancerevolution3339 he really is

[@maskedgunbamboo8138]

@@abhignavijjapurapu209 BRUH

[@bogdand7138]

@@abhignavijjapurapu209 Dafuq?!

[@amp1480]

as soon as i read this, the part came on lmao

[@LoveRemains]

“No matter how ugly this flying testicle gets, it will never attack a human.” Lmao flying testicle, I died! His jokes are actually pretty funny. 😂😂🤣

[@sree3650]

Yup in some other videos too,he used that particular word to describe that bird which is funny AF 😂

[@commodore1979]

funny thing is it doesn't look like a testicle looks more like a scrotum sack

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

Ur kidding of course they are loll

[@miith]

Satan's Scrotum. 😂

[@lukasmatthiesen7612]

Why the quokka wasn’t in a single one of these clips, actually surprises me. They’re known for being the happiest animal on earth (literally just search up “the happiest animal”), and their smile is insanely cute. They’ll also sacrifice their children to any predators they come in contact with, so that the adults may survive.

[@BrokensoulRider]

sounds like humans

[@rompevuevitos222]

@@BrokensoulRider We def do not use kids as expendable cannon fodder, well, anti vaxxers do, but they are clearly mentally disabled

[@BrokensoulRider]

@@rompevuevitos222 IDK man. I know a few people that had parents that literally chose everything else over them. I've helped them out of those homes; and they're not anti-vaxxers.

[@rompevuevitos222]

@@BrokensoulRider i know, it was more of a "that def shouldn't happen, except it does"

[@ebenezermarboh5849]

The quokka us actually the opposite of these.

[@sakurakittynoir1400]

The armadillo lizard kind looks like a wingless baby dragon. It's kinda adorable. Also, the Mata-Mata looks like a Turtonator.

[@Cwak]

"For a bird that claps crocodiles for fun" That is a quote I need to hear more often.

[@cobaltchromee7533]

No, it actually makes sense they represent America, they're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realise they're a mess inside" This line had me dying lmfao

[@S3verusMyG]

We all talk shit before we realise the closest thing to wiping out the *strongest* military was a slightly worse flu.

[@williamdevine7422]

Lol

[@Razgriz85]

Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be America's national bird.

[@artransformeraqe5692]

@@Razgriz85 I believe that Thomas Jefferson wanted a dove to be the national bird, but someone has to fact check me on that

[@idrovepastyourhouse-9385]

@@artransformeraqe5692 I thought it was a turkey lol

[@zoopzoooom]

i had to pause and come over here to the comments to say “thank you” about the spider warning. although i’m much better now than i used to be, holding my phone in my hand with a spider suddenly appearing on the screen can still cause me to involuntarily rocket fire the phone out of my hand all convulsive like, as if it magically took the form of a hot boiled steaming potato slathered in butter and grease.

[@thisisit7363]

same man i love the spider warnings i can watch the videos without getting panic attacks

[@samaradashwood1491]

yeah phobias are no joke

[@shannonfick7170]

Same here! Got surprised with a picture in college biology and came the closest I ever have to passing out. Vision was tunneling and everything 😅

[@parasharkchari]

Btw, the images of the sparklemuffin were actually not sparklemuffins. They were of a closely related species - Maratus Volans. Sparaklemuffins are Maratus Jactatus. Appearance is very similar between the two, though.

[@thebatmanofneo-gotham5667]

Instead of calling the first segment "Animals that look dangerous but aren't", it should instead be "Animals that aren't interested in hurting you, but will take you off the census if you cross them"

[@xenon8927]

1:39 and remember: "red touches black, friend of jack, red touches yellow, will kill a fellow" EDIT DISREGARD THIS COMMENT IT'S ONLY TRUE IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD AND CAN GET U KILLED IF U MESS IT UP

[@antonhagbox02]

That actually doesn't help at all. Milk snakes and coral snakes actually vary in color patterns.

[@zimvader25]

Yeah way back in elementary school in the 70s we had a snake expert come talk to us after a school kid got bit, and they specifically told us to ignore that dumb as hell rhyme that school teachers love to teach. It's not 100% accurate and you don't want to be the one that finds that out the hard way.

[@MsBabyj318]

I remember Bill nye saying if red touches yellow you’re a dead fellow if red touches black you’re ok jack 😂

[@bosempuchane5631]

We were taught, "red on yellow, kill a fellow; red on black, venom lack."

[@Volyren]

Theres really only one rhyme you need for perfect snake safety. "See a snake outside your home, leave it the fuck alone"

[@catlover109]

this isn't just educating it's entertaining

[@nathanialrodriguez1484]

I hate school but love this teacher

[@cinnamonthekittenandfangth3545]

@Nathanial Rodriguez agreed. if he was a teacher at my school, specifically my science teacher, i would switch my science class to his lol

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

Only teacher I'd listen to tbh

[@themug406]

@@cinnamonthekittenandfangth3545 Its trivia

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

I was more scared of the prolonged spider warning than I was of the spider that got shown. I kept thinking "damn, how bad is this spider gonna be for it to need this much warning?"

[@BvF_Youpi]

"Paralysis demon with drip" Im pretty sure I just had a stroke! 🤣🤣🤣

[@strawberrymilkdarling7279]

Funny enough, those big guys are the national bird of my country. They are just... Weird

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

@@strawberrymilkdarling7279 u.... Actually live in ******* ****** ** bro fucking amazing

[@strawberrymilkdarling7279]

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 whta

[@imperialhighcommand8535]

"No, it actually makes sense that they actually represent America. They're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realize they're a mess inside." I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@DHGxMcFlurry]

Okay then leave, we don't want you here

[@imperialhighcommand8535]

@@DHGxMcFlurry It's a joke, lol.

[@samaradashwood1491]

@@DHGxMcFlurry they're obviously joking , it's a meme

[@angelogaray8019]

@DHGxMcFlurry stfu it’s a joke

[@djroscurro9859]

@@DHGxMcFlurry chill bru

[@naji_moarmy6808]

"But it sounds like a kitchen door when you're trying to sneak ice cream at 3 am" I'M DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@booksarelife3202]

😂😂

[@aleksandarvil5718]

LMFAO 😂🤣

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

As someone who's had experience with this bastard of a species...yeah. it's accurate as hell-

[@tummytub1161]

The way you present your videos is so entertaining yet educational. And thanks for bringing up the pet rat-dog/ purse mouse problem. (I don't even know how to spell the word). Keep up the good work!

[@stop1201]

This man's analogies are unique. One of the reasons why I like it

[@viennacabangon8978]

2:56 *"I am willing to bet any amount of money under three dollars that you thought the bird that represents the united states of america has a shrieking majestic called the beggining of every western movie what they really sound like is a seagull with laryngitis choking on a popeye's biscuit"* -you had me laughing their 😂

[@catonfire5010]

"what they really sound like is a seagull choking on a popeye's biscuit" ad: "i just got a brazilian wax"

[@BabyShe56]

Thanks for the “cc” closed captioning Now I can research some of animals you’ve introduced 💜

[@sharonkaczorowski8690]

I once cuddled a cougar. I was 12 and we were living in mountains in Az. I ran her brought his pet cougar to the grocery store and tied her outside, my mother was oblivious when reading, so I snuck out of the car. She purred and was very happy with the attention. Mom looked up and started screaming at me. The cougar blinked in surprise, gave me a look of pity and bumped my hand with her head for one last ear scratch. It was worth the grief, lol.

[@John_Weiss]

Cougars are basically what happens when you scale a cat up to the size of a Labrador, a Golden Retriever, a German Shepherd, or any of the other large dog breeds.

[@LystroLad]

"For a bird that claps crocodiles for fun" the crocodiles: why are we still here, to suffer

[@thewillowtree727]

Crocodiles are still here because other creatures have just caught up to them.

[@TheSpeedReaper]

They'd never manage to clap Gustav, Dominator or Brutus.

[@ZeonGenesisEvangundam]

@@TheSpeedReaper I don’t know about the other two but gustav was literally and irl SCP-682

[@TheSpeedReaper]

@@ZeonGenesisEvangundam Dominator is a 6.1m Croc, while Brutus is a bit smaller. (5.5m)

[@Servellion]

@@TheSpeedReaper I've heard Gustav finally did get clapped.

[@darrelarno9151]

"They won't take your soul, even if you probably deserve it." bro.

[@ThatStevenLouis]

2:45 "But it sounds like a kitchen door when you're tryna sneak ice cream at 3am. Just wait...it'll make sense" Man I'd forgot what elk sound like 😂😂😂

[@cyberspinosaur1145]

You're spot on with the Chihuahua. The little scrotums have no problem lunging at me (unfazed) German Shepherd, and most of the time the owner just laughs it off as 'small dog syndrome' No, Karen, it's poorly trained, get bent

[@yanirafonseca8013]

Thank god my chihuahua doesn't behave like this.

[@lunargames5246]

I work as a dog groomer and I month or two ago we had a Yorkie come in in a carry purse style cage. I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes because we were told to "Not take it out until we take it to the back for a bath" so we set it on the floor in the corner and like 2 kennels away was this LARGE ass German Shepard and this tiny ass hot pink bag started growling and snapping and jumping at this dog that could CLEARLY munch it like a chicken nugget. I'm not saying that the dog being a literal bitch was funny (A pain to groom, and wash) just the fact this tiny ass dog tried to start a beef with Louie (The shepard) who looked so confused and worried by an angery yipping bag. But yeah most tiny dogs are little fucking hell beasts the big dogs rarely mean it when they nip more just to deter you but the little fuckers go for blood. Out of a thousand and something dogs only 10 big ones need to be muzzled in the large dog list the small ones are at LEAST 4 a week. A WEEK that's a lot higher than any of the big dogs.

[@themustardman219]

"Small dog syndrome" is what the owners always have. They don't try to train them because they're small. The only chihuahua I know of that's actually a nice, sweet dog, is the one my grandparents have that used to have abusive owners.

[@hazsmoothwalker7458]

Awwww I love German Shepherds❣️ little dogs can yap at it and attack it all it wants, and the GSDs just looks at you like "what did I do?"

[@brigidtheirish]

My sister and I run a boarding kennel. Small dogs are the *worst.* There's this one Jack Russel terrier that wants nothing more than to violently murder every other dog staying with us. The only dogs that've bit me and drawn blood were under five pounds.

[@joeypoppyseed]

All is jokes are straight fire. “Cougars aren’t a threat unless it’s happy hour”... 🤣😭 This young man needs to be writer.

[@KivTheKlown]

"And because you think I'm lying, watch this" -mafia ad plays

[@linkybot9395]

I got a taco ad

[@RoboGhost81999]

I got a Fazzoli’s ad….now I want spaghetti

[@youjustgotmollywhopped]

I got a Yoga ad

[@greenhowie]

There's something great about just smooshing a bunch of tiktoks together and just throwing it onto youtube without giving a shit about any editing whatsoever.

[@phaesiareese4393]

"All you have to do is bow to earn their trust..." Me, A Potter head: Hmm, interesting...

[@Konpekikaminari]

yes, Shoebills are pretty much the ugly, bipedal, real life equivalent of what you're thinking of

[@oreo1749]

@@Konpekikaminari just don't say that to their face lol

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@oreo1749 I have no intention of being found before that face

[@davieugenio6495]

@@Konpekikaminari no they are cute and friendly not ugly :(

[@funman-h7w]

@@davieugenio6495 nope

[@malindataylor5285]

bro i cant be the only one that wants a pet sparklemuffin😭

[@wolfieboy683]

Is that literally their name???

[@FlameNugget]

@@wolfieboy683 their actual name is “peacock spider” thank me later

[@iwantes6610]

They are pretty bois

[@Enneamorph]

They’re actually “peacock spiders,” a very tiny jumping spider with wiggly, flamboyant fan-shaped bits on its abdomen that it can flex up and shake around like maracas

[@w.dgaster6386]

@@Enneamorph basically what will born if spider tried to breed with peacock

[@EinsamPibroch278]

"Bring the Hood out of Buddha." Definitely using that one.

[@colleenkochman9656]

love the poetry in your prose sir and the rapid fire delivery.......would be great for high school and college lectures