Roasting Nature for 11 minutes Straight (Mndiaye_97 Compilation)

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[@PhiladelphiaD]

"If a Guy Came Up to me, Broke his Wrist and Tried to Slash me with his Open Bone, Usain Bolt would be the Second Fastest Man" 😭

[@Thegoat-wm3fm]

Kimimaro: first time?

[@azariyelvarro6271]

@@Thegoat-wm3fm I wonder who'd be more terrifying to find in a dark back alley. Broken bone Shanker, or a drunk Bruce Lee looking for a fight.

[@Thegoat-wm3fm]

@@azariyelvarro6271 idk about you but if I saw a guy in a dark alley who broke his wrist and took out his bone to try to shank me I’d probably shit my pants

[@damotoneko1500]

His commentary could drive a suicidal person to his knees from laughter XD

[@heywhydidyousquishme3505]

@@azariyelvarro6271 every. single. thing. has a dark side..-

[@astonsin5570]

"Mufasa about to backhand the lights out of Simba." This man is has an inexhaustible supply of metaphors

[@TheLlama90]

I had to pause cuz I was laughing so hard at that I was no longer listening 😅

[@Total360vibes]

@@TheLlama90 lmfao facts

[@Total360vibes]

@@TheLlama90 bing bong

[@angelamayes8118]

EXACTLY HE IS AMAZING

[@mex1-4]

And if you're here you know you like them all

[@miss.scales7159]

Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH for addressing the "snakes size up their prey" myth. It's dumb as hell, and I can't fathom why anyone would truly believe a snake would naturally just slither up to an animal like, "Hey man, stay right there and lemme see if I can eat you".

[@SpookiCooki]

Right! The reason they can lay next to you is because they like your body heat. I'm sick of that measuring-myth.

[@gabby47389]

Time stamps

[@themug406]

You can fathom it

[@keeperofdimensions]

BRO I'M PRETTY SURE I THOUGHT THAT FOR A LONG TIME EVEN THOUGH I NEVER SAW ANY EVIDENCE REALLY it was kinda like one of those "facts" you don't ever think about or even tell others but when it's mythbusted you feel completely stupid

[@sheikhjesmargilv.cubilla6756]

Snakes have 2 p3nis

[@Cactus_fucker]

Fun fact: the "you eat 8 spiders a year" myth was actually apart of a experiment on how gullible people on the internet are.

[@the_hyrulean_super_saiyan]

Yeah I guess that makes sense

[@themug406]

Fun fact, a part is the opposite of apart

[@tanktank4057]

Fun Fact: It was actually spiders george

[@slimyduck2140]

i have a feeling that you're testing peoples credulity by saying that

[@skumpkin5191]

It was not about how gullible people are, it was about the spread of misinformation, and the rumor was spread before the internet.

[@calamariiiii]

“If you see a purple emperor you might be closer to a corpse than you think” *sees them on animal crossing* *s w e a t i n g*

[@AshDub86]

Or Crazy Redd is in town, since they are also drawn to fox poo, lol

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Looks like someone forgot to pay back the loan. Edit: fucking spelling

[@oolangpeachtea2265]

yes.

[@migueloharasleftboob]

o h n o

[@Lylahkins21]

OH MY GAWD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kngsvg8201]

"Because this young man decided to invoke the name of the lord in my Instagram dms on a Sunday afternoon i am choosing verbal violence" Idk why but that sht had me crying🤣🤣

[@kanekikingstorm2113]

It has the energy of "you do not know what you have invoked"

[@desmondthemoonbear7500]

Martin Luther King Jr in the 1960’s

[@thebirdmanthewhoman6054]

Mh

[@giovannasall8552]

1:02

[@pedrothepinkguy6036]

2.2k likes but 4 replys

[@Winnieistired]

I woyld love this guy as a biology teacher. I love the constant metaphors and a bit of humor but still a tone of seriousness when he speaks.

[@Ricothebrit]

I love David Attenborogh. Love nature shows and have for 40 years. This guy is awesome. Funny as hell, but super knowledgeable! I'm glad to help pay this guys bills.

[@jimtsap04]

This man just wakes up every day and picks chaotic neutral.

[@jesusslefttittie8855]

Unlike me who wakes up everyday and choose violence

[@jimtsap04]

@@jesusslefttittie8855 wtf why

[@jimtsap04]

@@jesusslefttittie8855 I really hope you're joking. If it really is like that you need to either have a genuine chat with them, consult a therapist, or gtfo of such a toxic environment. I don't like to sound cliche but violence really only breeds more violence, please don't do this to yourself and people around you.

[@izzyash775]

@@jesusslefttittie8855 same

[@exoduskamman1413]

Does he though? Or does nature and he just sees it clearly?

[@cassidy8605]

Cheetahs may get bullied by literally everything, but as someone who is a sucker for the underdog trope, I still stan.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

I like cheetahs better then lions.

[@BudDinktrap]

Cheetahs have always been my favorite wildcat. Loved watching them on Big Cat Diary!

[@Kiara-jk2fi]

@@BudDinktrap omg same

[@n0tzyx]

I just think Cheetahs are cool

[@michaellorde8404]

good news they started to live in groups

[@dragonjade8853]

I love the fact that he makes it a point about how fast he'd run away X-D

[@shelazy_wolf1]

8:23 "The Meg lived in a time where nature was on drugs and everything on Earth was on steroids because of higher oxygen content." Jesus

[@ohoshun]

"they could easily take your arm off and turn any conservative completely left" how does he come up with these lmaooo

[@jollyomeatLA]

I had to PAUSE the video on that one.

[@OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations]

Idk but the jokes he makes are awesome

[@MoolyChaos]

Out of all of the ones I've watched that one has got to be among the best of his jokes or whatever.

[@iban4158]

@@MoolyChaos i dead ass stopped the video to laugh at 4 am waking everyone up😭

[@michaelperez81583]

It could also make every leftist completely conservative. Idk what’s worse but it’s sure as shit funny

[@BudDinktrap]

Another weird thing about butterflies: when caterpillars are in their cocoons, their bodies melt in order to change into a butterfly.

[@raaston9761]

the only thing that isn't melted is there nervous system

[@dentedavocado]

Butterfly soup 😋❤😌💖

[@uh4055]

@@dentedavocado cursed

[@n0tzyx]

Yum

[@starspeaker6757]

funner fact: Even though the caterpillar's brain turns to mush, when it reforms into a butterfly it still carries its memories from as a worm. Its soupified brain works better than some humans.

[@bellerain381]

Him not wanting any smoke with the horse community made me laugh so hard! Wise man! Very wise! 😂😂😂❤️

[@LifesGuardian]

Dude, you got a gift. I love animals, but you're on a whole other level. Educational and very entertaining. Thank you!

[@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733]

Plot twist:people tell him he can’t ruin animals just to get content

[@slothfulchimp4110]

Duh that's highly obvious 🤣🤣

[@realo3503]

You must be high if you think he can’t Ruin you favorite animal

[@ehhhhh596]

What's your favorite animal? Want us to ruin it?

[@ttvchannel7679]

No shit Sherlock

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

Then he does it anyway

[@thaddeusbergey3406]

I gotta bleach my eyes after seeing that turtle hammer Imagine what bowser packing

[@slowpokerodriguez5081]

Bru imagine what gamera's packing

[@kitsumekat]

That's why Princess Peach tries to avoid Browser.

[@6inister135]

Ayo bro 👀

[@matthewcarreras1904]

No she wants the bowser hammer

[@kool7320]

Mario got no chance

[@aquamarinerose5405]

I'll admit that I honestly don't think anything's disturbed me more than a degloved horse. Half because it looked freaking terrifying and half because I knew that horse must be in absolute agony.

[@nelus7276]

I enjoyed that picture. Made me put all my torn toenails in perspective.

[@alexsmith6070]

I end up down a rabbit hole with you every time. Thank you for reigniting not only my love and interest for animals for myself, but also educating my daughter who loves animals as well. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@namelessuser5216]

I’m going to show one if his videos at a family reunion

[@jashearsadiq7772]

The only way to Heaven is to be born again by saying out loud "Jesus is Lord" and believing in ur heart that God rose Him from the dead then you must live for Him i suggest getting baptized, repenting(asking for forgiveness of your sins and making a radical turn from ur sin), fasting (doesnt have to be from food), evangelizing(spreading the Gospel), praying, and reading the Bible. God and Jesus love all of you hmu with any questions have a good day God bless✝️❤️❤️ good works dont get u to Heaven God's grace does John 3:16 Colossians 2:6 Romans 10:9

[@theconfusedkulu-ya-ku7587]

I want to see a reaction video to that

[@muymuy9578]

@@jashearsadiq7772 I’m good, I’m not Christian

[@michaelkobbs4176]

@@jashearsadiq7772 take your Christianity elsewhere, not the place

[@finchatforharambe905]

Dude stop

[@ultimateninjaboi]

So a note on the "falling cats," study. As far as im aware, it was a study and not an experiment. They essentially went to a number of cities with large residential buildings, and gathered medical data on cats that had been injured/killed from falling out of windows in the past, and compiled the data based on where the cats had fallen from, and the extent of injury they sustained. IIRC, they might have gotten professional opinions on the injuries to aid in ranking them, but they were mainly concerned with death, major injury, minor injury, and relative lack of harm, and the frequencies of each. So thankfully, scientists werent dropping cats, en mass, out of apartment building windows

[@immaculateorganicsoaps3533]

Not so fun fact: Alley cats can end up being dissected by an anatomy class.

[@noname-kx4cu]

@@immaculateorganicsoaps3533 most of the time yeah because sometimes kill shelters will package the cats they euthanized and gave them to dissect. Would you like a vet operating on a live cat when they never actually opened up a cat before??

[@immaculateorganicsoaps3533]

@@noname-kx4cu it is also for those studying human anatomy and physiology. When you go to a higher level of anatomy study, you disect the human cadavers. Different from being alive then killed for science.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

@@noname-kx4cu i dont think the act of dissecting a cat is, itself, the thing at issue. I think the issue is killing animals solely for having bodies to study is the thing theyre taking issue with.

[@MAndSquared]

@@ultimateninjaboi Those cats aren’t killed just for dissection, but rather due to a lack of resources to keep them alive and healthy

[@mjrchapin]

What a roller coaster ride! So rare that such brilliance with info and wit appears on KZbin (or anywhere) but here we are!

[@4nn13h7]

Thank you so much for the trypophobia warning. So few creators think to do it, but it literally gives me anxiety so bad that I get skin reactions and an upset stomach.

[@themug406]

No it doesnt

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

​@@themug406

[@localolivegarden5352]

@@themug406 lmao how would you even know 💀

[@-axesandrabbits-9441]

Why is nobody talking about the de-gloved horse hoof? It's both really cool and really painful to look at. Imagine how much that hurts

[@richelledecastro7705]

My skin crawled looking at that.

[@dentedavocado]

Because i have trypophobia so i do not want to look at it lol

[@gotrillla608]

I don't know why he didn't mention where the word deglove came from when he was explaining what it would be like

[@endel12]

I’ve seen that picture before, I think it was from a vet class. The horse was already dead before they removed the outer hoof.

[@RogueT-Rex8468]

@@endel12 oh thank god-

[@bredSpace]

Twist: he’s god and he’s just apologizing for his mistakes

[@lalinmoon3610]

underrated comment 🤣🤣

[@dasspaseka5440]

I love this 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️

[@obiwalter483]

Bro😂

[@WolfMikey-xf2my]

Bruh🤣

[@Hype679]

Bro just really out here like "Oh I was drunk when I made that one. That's on me." 🤣

[@ThatOneGoldFishWCUE]

Why y’all out there dropping cats from 32 story buildings- 💀 9:41

[@Stonechild31]

Thanks so much for the trypophobia warnings, I love your videos and just covered my eyes until you were done with that specific fact 😊

[@thatonejerry9092]

I’m glad you brought up the myth about the woman and her snake. Snakes don’t “size up” shit. They just leap in and start eating. That’s why they get into so much trouble with certain prey. There was even a Viper that swallowed a centipede, but the centipede chewed it’s way out and the fight ended in a tie.

[@skylander5884]

Its a snake eat centapide world

[@sweetmimosamommysaranghae3163]

Wait....chewed its way out????

[@RatOfTheWoods]

@@sweetmimosamommysaranghae3163 yeah they do that a lot. Was recently watching some livestream highlights of birdhouses & one of the three remaining blue tit chicks died from it. The other two lived tho & seemed very healthy :}

[@Shanoyu19271]

br where do you see that

[@Fanimati0n]

Sounds like the centipede took that dub

[@alexbarajas5895]

When he said that each turtle fact was more disturbing than the last one and he started off with the sounds of the Velociraptor from Jurassic Park were turtle sex, I just laughed.

[@ssj4gogeta778]

I searched it up and god damm was it disturbing

[@chinacarter8319]

He ain't lying!! Went to the zoo back in 2011 and saw two Galapagos turtles doing it, and I kept hearing this deep ass 'UUGH!' sound, and they looked like animatronics and shit. Then I sawn the male finish and move off and was Ah SHIT!!

[@errortryagainlater4240]

They sound like old men 😭😭😭

[@TRULYHIMM]

@@chinacarter8319 did the stuff look white

[@DR3_34D]

Same

[@Rytonic69]

I subbed to this man because every time I think I've heard every possible way to say "die" he proves me wrong. 10/10

[@katiestott1449]

10:45 the face-planting baby panda is sending me i caaaaaan't they're so goofy

[@spazzetastic]

Actually, male zebras(Stallions) only kill foals when their not his kids, so like imagine your Step dad killing you because you're not his SpAwN. In fact a lot of animals do that, such as Lions and other Equine.

[@mangaanimefan3089]

@Squirlis... ehhhh

[@official_jack]

@Squirlis As a horse owner I can say that they do occasionally do this, but it doesn’t happen extremely frequently. This is because mares are viciously protective of their own foals as well as those of their close companions, and have good memory, so my guess is they may refuse to mate with a stallion who’s killed their foal… but that depends on the mare, and how smart she is. I’m sure mares mate with stallions who killed their foals sometimes, but definitely not as frequently as it does with other animal species. Also, horses usually travel in large groups, called herds. Within those large groups are many small groups (called bands) containing one stallion, a few mares and their foals. If a stallion already has a few mares, there’s a pretty good chance he won’t risk a fight with other stallions and their mares, since these fights are often very bloody. However, sometimes single stallions called bachelors will go out looking for fights and mates, and may attempt to kill a mare’s foal and take her from the stallion she’s with, in order to mate with her and “claim” her as a part of his band. He may also attempt this with mares who are single mothers. Less dominant and aggressive stallions will just fight amongst each other for “unclaimed” mares, to avoid fighting with an already established stallion, since it’s easier.

[@redeye4516]

Apes also do this after killing a rival and taking his women. Humans will do it too, in the distant past it was for the same reasons of denying your enemy his bloodline, while relatively more recent events tended to be royalty or nobles who read Machiavelli's book or US federal hit squads making a few "oopsies" at places like Ruby Ridge or Waco.

[@treich1234]

So how can they tell the difference?

[@reedy_9619]

And humans. Kinda.

[@PeachDragon_]

"Usain bolt would be the second fastest man" Got me dead

[@xxmysticalxx8321]

Same literally

[@CinestesiaAnime]

I appreciate the fact you subtituled some of your videos, because as a non-native english speaker, watching your videos at normal speed is... challenging.

[@beautifulblackbeauty8641]

“ chaotic neutral”. Love it! Great wit!😊

[@finaladvance5085]

Can you do a “creatures that shouldn’t still be alive but are anyway” preferably non human intervention animals

[@sabinajoh]

Kiwi birda 100%

[@TheGunslinger44]

Ceolocanth

[@salorarainriver7278]

Mola Mola

[@cjdziesiuta1995]

Humans

[@knuteknoll6747]

Fucking seahorse

[@Abandoned978]

"this isn't a father building confidence it's Mufasa getting ready to backhand the lights outta Simba" this sentence should not make as much sense as it does

[@momoe9349]

was never a horse girl but my sister and I were sent to a summer camp where we took care of 17 horses with 3 other girls (there was a main summer camp ad two side ones, the side one for girls was taking care of the horses). I learned how to clean a horse's frog pretty well and that if a horse knows they can push you over they will. They may like you and be nice to you but they will still push you over if they can. Being bullied (though in a light hearted manner) by horses can be very annoying.

[@djpanebouef9939]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU! I will sleep so much better with the spider fact!

[@venusblade4ever]

I knew some of these already, but it’s nice to inform people why some cultures consider certain butterflies as souls of the dead or that death is nearby.

[@venusblade4ever]

Also, that he hasn’t pointed out the bat/bird catching spider or the sea butterfly (they are literally terrifying)

[@humanity600]

@@venusblade4ever sea butterflies look normal tho?🤔

[@luma16]

Im slavic and vampires actually originate from slavic mythology and they were not how they are shown in media,they were extremely violent and liked to eat flesh and blood and sometimes they would rip off their victim's heads just to get some of that sweet sweet human juice.Oh also vampires were people who died but were either very evil in their life or died by sewerslide and or torture.They rise from their graves in whatever clothes they were buried in to seek food.And how does this have to do with butterflies?Because hollywood used bats because of the existence of vampire bats but originally vampires turned into either butterflies or moths

[@kaylawoodbury2308]

@Rainy Worries They are far from the first or only culture to come up with the idea of a blood/soul sucking monster... Frankly it's stupid to try and claim that a culture was the "first" in regards to anything spiritual, supernatural or religious as all these concepts were invented by their people's in an effort to explain the world around them. It's only natural for cultures experiencing similar phenomenon to end up with similar explanations despite being 1000s of miles or 1000s of years apart, predating cultural exchanged/ international travel. Like Thor and Zeus, the Greeks didn't copy the Norse or vise versa, both cultures were coastal, both experienced heavy storms including lightning, both came up with a deity responsible for those storms to try and make sense of it. It's the same with the concept of vampires, different cultures all over the world had run ins with something unknown to them that was draining blood out of livestock or livestock would just drop dead, to explain it all of these cultures came up with there own vampire like supernatural monsters to be held responsible. The Slavic people aren't special or unique.

[@humanity600]

@@luma16 no they don't lol. There are several vampire cultures worldwide. The Slavs is just the most popular due to Bram Stoker.

[@jarydjackson8531]

I love how this is all very educational yet savagely funny this man deserves his own National Geographic docu-series

[@missmeeks34]

Agreed

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

And then, he changes his name to just that.

[@seand.g423]

Bruh, y u gotta do him like that?

[@suraya1224]

I've never seen anyone read so fast, it's hard to absorb all the info! This man's vids are vy entertaining, educational, w/funny & smart metaphors. He should have his own show on Animal Planet, or Nat Geo!

[@LELAZYDRAGON]

"The rest gets the Disney's side character treat". Your humour: So many references to pop culture, memes, etc. And the delivery! GOLD XD i love your work. Keep it up

[@jalaniwhite7958]

“they have a higher body count than a kardashian at the end of an nba basketball game.” man how do u come up w this stuff 😭

[@saralee6710]

The butterfly report is highly accurate. The first body I responded to, fresh out of my residency was in the forest, and upon turning the lad over I was met with a bouquet of butterflies. I have hated butterflies for 24 years from that very experience, they are monsters. Spongebob and Patrick were right (I have 5 children, and you need Spongebob after examining a body).

[@SupahTrunks7]

These little insect assholes want sugar. Blood has sugar. Dead body's free real estate

[@Just1Nora]

Every animal has a job to do. You gonna hate on maggots for breaking down decomp so it can be turned into soil while you're at it?

[@Aeririn]

@@Just1Nora yes. fuck maggots. Doesn't matter if they're nessairy people fill hate what grosses them out

[@keketski5430]

My grandma has a job at a voulenteer at a place and a homeless dude came in and his entire leg was tooken over my maggots and it was oozing my grandma got traumatized by that also the dude has a moldy foot so he was having to be amputated or to be amputated from life

[@alchemist4evr]

Dude chill you don’t need children to have a reason to watch Spongebob. Lord knows I don’t.

[@brigittenichols8]

Thank you for being you. I always love your content and commentary, definitely my favorite youtuber. BTW Your book is awesome.

[@krfo3561]

On God! Trigger warning in 3 2 1 🤣🤣😭 The facts and shit are always interesting and your timing is perfection, but If im being honest it's the peppering of comedic... haymakers that keeps me coming back. I BIG love the way your mind works. Thanks for sharing it with me, its mesmerizing and addictive

[@shadowman8905]

danm that turtle be packing HEAT

[@trueiyk5621]

Sir???

[@realatugaming602]

Sirrrrr

[@realatugaming602]

Huhhhh

[@realatugaming602]

Grab me that turtle

[@realatugaming602]

But sir i thought you weren't ga..

[@theelectricprince8231]

"CAN turn any conservative completely left" This man has a way with words that would put Shakespeare to shame

[@CD-Gaming]

Now, steady on! Let's not go throwing insults around here, c'mon, son! There's no need to lower him to Shitespeare's level!

[@malika5076]

Time stamp for his comment please? Watched 7 times didn’t catch it

[@judithcampbell1705]

This young man is a genius, if not, he certainly fooled me! I love this channel ❤

[@lucindahumphries4702]

Thank you so much for the "Spider Warning," it's all I've ever asked for.

[@bottomtext3990]

Anyone else already knew that butterflies fed on flesh? I was a kid and saw them eating roadkill at my cousin’s farm.

[@dentedavocado]

Yeah I remember I saw a meme where they were eating a dead fish and it was like that "cover yourself in oil, wait for it to rain" meme but instead it was like "butterflies are attracted to dead things. Step 1. Die. *gets swarmed by butterflies*"

[@dinosaurlady2]

I had no idea. Yikes!

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Not really for me, but I've seen videos of butterflies drinking the tears of a passing tortoise in some dry area. Heard they only do that when pushed into a tight spot though.

[@rockhistoria2537]

@@brinettevalorie4554 *they drink tears* , now i understand why spongebob hated those little bastards

[@phnompenhapple8180]

One of my uncle is an insect nerd. One day when I was a kid he visit us, my family and I were watching a movie and there’s a scene where a girl smear honey on her arm to try and attract butterfly. My uncle said something like “ she’d have better luck using dog poop” and I ask him why. He explain to me in details. My innocence was ruined.

[@Vers16]

I have had a lifelong fear of insects and I blame that 1 fucking SpongeBob episode for it.

[@Crashman-1005]

@Ahmed Ahmed I think it’s the caterpillar episode he’s talking about

[@BlueBamboo9]

Some of those episodes MESSED me up XD Specifically that episode you're talking about XD

[@vm_uwu]

Same here :c

[@mollusk1207]

@Ahmed Ahmed probably that episode with the butterfly

[@mollusk1207]

@DE'CAMROHN MATHIS but worms aren't bugs

[@mingmerci6103]

I just love the energy and you are a genius with comedy

[@jenniferhanson6467]

I rewatch your videos for mind blowing facts, your wit and serotonin. .. I believe all the stuff you say but I learn more through fools challenging you and you putting them straight. . When watching the bit with the kiwi bird, I didn't cross my legs but I clenched hard enough to crack a walnut shell. Nope

[@shaharlivni6641]

I'm sorry, is NO ONE going to talk about that study about the cats?! Dude literally said "cats that fall from 7 to 32 stories"... 32 STORIES?! Imagine some researchers bringing their cats to work day & just YEETING them off a freaking building

[@flamefierce998]

Yeetly deet. Your life is forfe- oh you survived

[@jollyomeatLA]

OR or, cats falling out of trees or jumping out of burning buildings...plenty of videos on it.

[@shaharlivni6641]

@@jollyomeatLA how many 32 story trees you got in your city? I don't know about you but I don't even have one in my country

[@jollyomeatLA]

@@shaharlivni6641 I never said anything about 32 story trees plus you quoted >7< to 32 stories. >Seven

[@MrGowose]

@@jollyomeatLA Dude chill, they were literally just asking you how many 32 story trees you've seen, not a big deal

[@peytonmac1131]

Honestly, cheetahs being underdogs just makes me like them even more. Also them being really friendly to people they know and needing support dogs for friends just makes them all the cuter, even if they would try to eat me in real life.

[@adamjenkins7653]

They wouldn't, they are tameable, and were simply inferior to dogs so that's why dogs are man's best friend and not the cheetah.

[@TheHillsHaveDragons]

Historically. cheetahs were kept as pets for millennia and my personal theory is that all modern cheetahs are feral rather than wild, which is why they so quickly revert to domesticity if they’re exposed to humans too much. They jump in cars and trucks to escape other predators and lead humans to their cubs to babysit while they hunt.

[@KocaineKapri]

and they have aids

[@peytonmac1131]

@@KocaineKapri Well, don't have sex with them and you'll be fine.

[@KocaineKapri]

@@peytonmac1131 shawty I was just stating a common fact don’t get your panties in a bunch. Clearly I’m not about to fuck an animal. It ain’t that kinda party

[@LadydogC]

You are the best! Love all of your films.

[@DeyluvMi]

This is the one guy I would NEVER get in a Roasting session with 😂

[@NobleLeader6]

"If a guy came at me with a broken wrist and started slashing at me with his exposed bone, Usain Bolt would be the second fastest man." Holy shit that's great.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Fun fact about Shoebill storks: Shoebill chicks will often commit siblicide, which means they will murder their sibling. Some birds like the Shoebill will only lay two eggs. One is the more dominant sibling while the other is the runt. The dominant sibling will given more attention while the runt is often given less love and even food. This is mostly to prepare them for their inevitable death. When the mother goes out to hunt or bring water, the dominant sibling will then peck the runt till it can barely move. If it's still alive when the mother comes back, she will kill the chick while it crawls to her for comfort, or just let it slowly die.

[@artemis754]

That is brutal

[@unknownguyindo4356]

@@artemis754 Nature is always brutal, it's just that we don't always see it.

[@artemis754]

@@unknownguyindo4356 true

[@sluttymctits4496]

You watched that BBC video, didn't you? You literally just described that one video lol.

[@2alien4earth2human4space]

And humans have been conditioned to want to save everyone and we are all created equal

[@didintleangelramolefe4437]

This guy is a riot 🤣 he really knows how to inform you and crack you up

[@FearBlueGill]

You can’t recover from this 😅

[@RevvyTheRealG]

"Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic looking demon" IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[@mariastevens6406]

"higher body count than a Kardashian at an NBA all-star game" BEST ROAST YET

[@wintermoonlightgoddess]

4:34 Oh. Hell. Yes!!! I love it when KZbinrs have F.N.A.F reference in their videos 😎😎💀💙✨

[@kaminoyami30]

man really said "you disturbed my sunday aight imma make sure you have it"

[@mynamese1103]

"I wasn't gonna do this because the horse community is a community I want zero, actually negative smoke with" bruh fax Huh, if only my actual art that I put effort into got as much likes as a stupid quote from a video.

[@zehkiel8018]

The cost of owning a horse is twice whatever your paycheck is and your sanity. I dunno how sellers extract the second but they clearly do

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

"And because this young man decided to invoque the name of The Lord in my DM Instagram on a sunday afternoon I am choosing verbal violence" He even didnt start and went full savage mode already.

[@luna_moon3623]

@@zehkiel8018 how they do this you ask? Bc the horse community it’s kind of like every other community where there are good and bad people, and the way sellers extract your sanity is mainly the ones who dress up the horse they’re selling to be the perfect little pony, when it turns out it’s actually a hell spawn who had a good day when someone was coming to look at him for purchase. I can guarantee that most if not all people in the horse community have had a problem like this before lmao

[@zehkiel8018]

@@luna_moon3623 I see. That checks out. Animal adoption in general can do that, but most animals you adopt aren't bigger than you and break like twigs. The better question then: why do they extract the sanity of horse buyers? What do they do with it?

[@Laeiryn]

having been around them in 90s, horse girls are S C A R Y

[@arnjz7795]

Other kids: man I love turtles did you know that leather back turtles are huge Hood nature: *maniacal laughter intensifies*

[@M_Alexander]

7:13vthe funny thing about thet comparison is that ostriches and emus are closely related to kiwis. So the animal is smaller but the egg somehow isn't.

[@zephyr1212]

4:35 eggs.

[@DanielHernandez-pk4vu]

“It makes me think about how many cats have been yeeted for science” loved it

[@woeisme375]

Jokes on you I watched Island Of Giant Insects, you can’t ruin butterflies for me because that anime already did

[@mr.cranker8086]

let's be real, nature is fucked up

[@PrimordialNyx]

Great... now I remembered all the sad things from that anime. Thanks.

[@mr.cranker8086]

@@PrimordialNyx i don’t understand why people choose to watch horrific things like that, and judging from a quick google search. I’m imagining all the women died a horrible and gory death, right?

[@Killerxrated]

@@mr.cranker8086 I mean your not wrong, but I like the gore and blood it’s fun. That’s why I watched it 😄

[@Trizzzyyyyyy]

@@Killerxrated that is more fucked up then goblin slayer

[@Boodafuldreama]

Thanks for the spider warnings lol love the content

[@Sherirose1]

Thanks for this. Many of these are found in Guyana.

[@djhero0071]

“They will grape with a silent G” you deserve an award for your ingenuity in slipping through censors lmao

[@RabblesTheBinx]

eh, it's an old joke. Look up "the grapist".

[@shadownix7355]

"And the loss of the will to live" I love this mans shit HE JUST GOES HE DON'T STOP HIS VOICE- IT'S GOT NO REMORSE

[@arealhauntedhouse4171]

I've never enjoyed learning so much. You are Funny & informative. And I like the fact that you are nonstop get it done!👍

[@queenviolet3658]

The duck corkscrew wine opener thing is hilarious 😂

[@weeaboojones3850]

Not gonna lie, I love this man’s manner of speaking. I’m sure to some it sounds weird/wrong, but I really enjoy his fairly even mix of intelligence, metaphor, double entendre, and slang.

[@josephinemarieclayton7254]

True. Lmfao.

[@omezey]

"Gets Cosby'd then reverse Casey Anthony'd for her troubles." That is a bad day.

[@raccolt4217]

9:01 This man really be curing 50% of my phobia right now before I get sleep, what a legend.

[@tenner4817]

thank you soooo much for the spider warning. great videos 😀 please make a video on skunks and ferrets if you haven't yet

[@ThisIsJaysWorld]

"Nature was trying to make a point here and I do not approve" 😂😂

[@aura8127]

Ur the 1 person I respect on the internet cause u give spider warnings

[@mr.cherry7747]

facts

[@nevermorethespy7131]

I hate how ppl be like "o yeah that's a spider it's fine" Like YOU KNOW WUT THAT IS, ARE YOU A SCEINTIST? IT COULD PROLLY FOLD YOU WITH A BITE!

[@n0tzyx]

Why does everyone have arachnophobia-

[@nevermorethespy7131]

@@n0tzyx its like a built in thing for some ppl because spiders used to be the size of cats and stuff so some humans are instinctevly scared of them from their ancestry

[@chunkyboi7443]

@@nevermorethespy7131 that's a lie, the only time invertebrates ever grew that big was during the carboniferous period, which was after the devonian period when animals first went on land. Humans wouldn't exist for over 350 million years.

[@koy5902]

YES!! Finally some justification for being afraid of butterflies. All my classmates when i was 4 were chill with them at the garden center, but I was having NONE of it.

[@TheLightBlueNeko]

6:10 u-uh, am I supposed to be flattered or scared..?

[@eric-kirafarley3469]

Dude speaks so matter of factly, no matter how absurdly the generalized truth that nobody wants to hear may be. You vibe like a Sag, I live for these.

[@wednesdayequestrian3275]

I love how he was so polite about the equine community, that really means a lot 😭💞

[@Qimbeaux]

You don’t understand how much I appreciate that trypophobia warning🙂

[@eddie246]

lord THANK YOU for putting up trypophobia trigger warnings they help a lot since a lot of ppl don't do that and it leads me to wanting to rip my skin off most times, thank u ! 🙏🏾

[@kingvitamin7599]

U get it

[@oolangpeachtea2265]

ikr hes so respectful and im glad for u❤️

[@suvashree100]

Omg same... 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ...my skin crawls...

[@LassoOfTruth]

And I get so itchy! The warning is appreciated.

[@fluffypanda75]

I remained cringing and paralyzed for about a minute... imagine without the warning...

[@invaderzimzim4561]

Humans : reject humanity go back to monke Otters: express ticket to the afterlife it is

[@psmith5941]

at 9:33 (of the video) my cat actually fell of our 5 story apartment building because he liked to walk on the railing of our patio and he didn't get hurt! not even a scratch in fact he landed in the patio of the person who lived on the 1st floor and took care of him until they saw the missing cat sign. my dad assumed he hade even used his claws to slow his fall on the side of the building so ya :/

[@JaXDiSTurBeDHiM]

dang man, you are entertaining and humorous. good to find you.

[@vsmith11412]

You can’t ruin narwhals. A group is literally called a “blessing” lol

[@GojiraKingOfKings]

Oh but he did.

[@abigmonkey4606]

Yo don’t challenge him lmfao, i used to think turtles were cute until this guy came along and showed me their throat

[@user-EvilAlatreon963]

When encountering humans they can suffer anxiety so severe they straight up just die

[@thahirshibu5042]

@@abigmonkey4606 and then you saw its pink hammer

[@spacecowboy8295]

@@thahirshibu5042 really makes ya feel bad for the lady turtles, like thats half of their body size.

[@maggiem6209]

The hairy frog segment as me laughing so hard I'm crying. "Usain Bolt would be the second fastest man." 😂😂😂

[@BreaSwindall-iy4sg]

That was beautiful. I just got to say. I enjoy the way you word things very much.

[@myearshurtnoone1367]

you are seriously so freaking funny, thank you so much for sharing

[@ibarelymakecontent6446]

"ruining frogs for 60 seconds" me who owns a frog: HA YOU CAN TR- OH MY GO-