The Sloth Bear’s floppy face somehow makes it even creepier.
@Fanimati0n3 жыл бұрын
Sloth bears look like fursuits.
@toxicbread10323 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@ivythealiencat3 жыл бұрын
@@Fanimati0n 😭 oh come on now maybe some crusty one made by a 12 yr old in the 90s
@Lalaloopsies_United3 жыл бұрын
This is Baloo The Bear if he was in Friday The 13th
@EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me a little of the Blood-starved Beast from Bloodborne.
@zero69kage3 жыл бұрын
"Hyenas never get tired" which means that their depiction in the game Conan Exiles was accurate. As they will just keep chasing you unless you jump off a cliff or climb up one. And sometimes they'll still find a way to get to you.
@GoobieTheGoob3 жыл бұрын
They chase you really far, but they do actually go back to their spawn in the game.
@unifiedhorizons26633 жыл бұрын
Cannon they chase you so I often try find other animals to eat them when I was early in game
@chukyuniqul3 жыл бұрын
I think that's just serendipity. Hyenas aren't the only persistent buggers in that game, no?
@TheTaxMan-bj9zm3 жыл бұрын
Too real 😂😂
@Alexander-lv2xq3 жыл бұрын
Couldnt agree more
@Sunny-Bunny75673 жыл бұрын
Even when there isn't enough food for the whole pack, african wild dogs will still always let the pups eat first. They don't really care if they don't get to eat for a few days or if they have to live off scraps as long as the pups stay well fed. They really are one of my favourite animals. They're also one of the few animals that been found actually mourning the loss of a pack member
@dawildkitcat16623 жыл бұрын
That’s the thing that makes me sad about it too. They’re so amazing, yet they’re critically endangered. It’s getting a bit better, but for such amazing animals it’s very sad.
@sharonkaczorowski86903 жыл бұрын
My favorite African animal…like wolves in this country they are considered pests. They are slowly coming but are still in great trouble.
@some_icedtea52053 жыл бұрын
The only good part about them is you get to see a cute dog as you get mauled to death... cursed dogs...
@amandah28663 жыл бұрын
That's really cool, it shows some level of understanding about how future generations are so important.
@blackwolf8993 жыл бұрын
Lions do the same too. The lead lioness often wont eat if the pride is hungry. Males eat first if they are around but cubs get priority. Lionesses will rebel against the pride males during take over and break away from a pride or die just of the chance her cub may live. Motherhood in the animal kingdom is amazing.
@kierstenB97 Жыл бұрын
The picture of the emaciated polar bear you used was actually from a documentary on polar bears, and was the sister who didn’t learn to hunt early so she struggled later for it when her brother who was honing his hunting skills long before she even tried had no problem finding food for himself. She didn’t make it long after she was filmed in that state but her brother was much healthier than her thanks to his ability to hunt better than her and was found doing quite well as he aged.
@kuroe-chan5190 Жыл бұрын
😢 that’s actually heartbreaking though.
@ArtisChronicles Жыл бұрын
@@kuroe-chan5190 Sad, but it's what happens to animals that don't learn the way of the hunt. It's not instinct so much as a learned skill.
@kevinn4038 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the global warming bear story has been debunked.
@Nodeal757 Жыл бұрын
What a sad situation 😔 I know that not all animals make it in the wild but it's still really heartbreaking to see. Do you know why she struggled to learn or be taught? Like could she just not get the hang of it for no real obvious reason or were there's other factors that caused problems?
@kierstenB9711 ай бұрын
@@Nodeal757 I found the documentary again, it’s “two polar bear siblings struggle to survive” on free documentary nature on YT. From the commentary of the narrator and from watching it again it really does look like sister bear just enjoyed playing too much and didn’t put in enough effort to learn hunting so she didn’t make it. It is sad regardless, anyone who doesn’t think an animal (edit)*dying is sad is a big red flag to me. But it’s harsh being on your own. Nature has no participation trophies.
@AryaLynch3 жыл бұрын
"The only thing your family will have left to bury are memories" That was disturbingly poetic.
@deelakasirdeeedwards79453 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@CommanderNixon3 жыл бұрын
idk how this dude keeps coming up with these
@travisglatthar24883 жыл бұрын
Why you ruined me more
@cohensmith61003 жыл бұрын
@@travisglatthar2488 ? Wdyem
@moderndayphilosopher97823 жыл бұрын
Hey, I knew you from One Piece chapter reaction lol
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
Polar bears are the best example of "looks can be deceiving" It looks so adorable but it's actually deadly af
@JulianW063 жыл бұрын
KZbin is on your side my guy
@petulantpeterturbo3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, that’s just the definition of bear XD
@green_tea54533 жыл бұрын
Hello again Mr. Mustache
@NagatoUzumaki-i3 жыл бұрын
Better put a reply before this blows up .
@Mooshanmut3 жыл бұрын
Lil slamp
@Mooshanmut3 жыл бұрын
Mans said more Halloween content as if his regular shit isn’t disturbing enough 💀
@badoem53533 жыл бұрын
Tbh, mother nature is a very misinterpreted version of life. Even mothers aren't that great in like 80% of species.
@Style_2243 жыл бұрын
True
@Style_2243 жыл бұрын
@DEMEZ,,,,,,, 👇😍 weirdo
@datzfatz23683 жыл бұрын
@@Style_224 that is a bot in case you havent noticed. They have been becoming a really annoying invasion recently. Report and ignore is the best we can do to fight it^^
@midnightaurora94833 жыл бұрын
@@datzfatz2368 I've noticed and it's really fucking weird lol
@mewoozy2 Жыл бұрын
Growing up in Australia we (most of us anyway) are taught very early not to touch anything unless someone else shows you how and that its safe, also never go into an area you havent been before without finding out the dangers first and how to mitigate them as much as possible. Ive litterally broken up with partners because I didnt want to witness their death, I like remote camping and stupidity isn't tolerated by the aussie wilderness. My back hurts from tensing up every time you showed photos of people holding blue rings.
@stretchlindsay3547 Жыл бұрын
LOL don't you love living in a country that even if the public was armed that it is the least of your worries! DROP BEARS, run for your f'ing life! G'Day from w.a.
@oneetatsu Жыл бұрын
@@stretchlindsay3547 yeah nah people are garbage and prone to stupidity and violence which is why most of the developed world restricts access to guns and that unlike the usa that where schools get shot up every week has taken mass shootings off the board, but people still kill more people round the world than every other animal combined
@mangle6850 Жыл бұрын
Oh dear god, people actually hold blue ringed octopi? Jesus Christ, there is no hope for the human race…
@LemonGrain_31327 Жыл бұрын
@@stretchlindsay3547huh
@ArtisChronicles Жыл бұрын
@@stretchlindsay3547 I'd say that country is the reason it should be armed.
@giraffeman3263 жыл бұрын
“If a clan of Hyenas is your series finale then the only thing your family will have left to bury is memories.” - Casual Geograpic
@avi91473 жыл бұрын
He just so casually says that, not even phased
@raggedymuffinz3 жыл бұрын
Such a fucking raw line, made me do a double take IRL, jfc
@phoebusapollo83653 жыл бұрын
@@avi9147 his username checks out
@cjvaye993 жыл бұрын
I hate hyenas. They were complicit in Scar's rule of terror. Simba got screwed man. Simba screwed Simba no I'm not buying that not one bit
@ripleomittsandranchero.47383 жыл бұрын
I love hyenas their my fave animal.. 🥲 (Honestly I only like em because of adopt me LOL-)
@that_chem_guy3 жыл бұрын
I knew a guy who went on an African Safari. He told me that when he got there, the guide told them to stay in the trucks regardless of what happens. Someone raised their hand and said "because of lions, right?" The guide straight up laughed and said "no, lions run. Hyenas chase."
@WoWGirl63 жыл бұрын
Lol or literally any other wild animal the tour could come across 🤣
@aduckingod53283 жыл бұрын
Honestly anything in the Savannah could violate you except cheetahs pretty much
@that_chem_guy3 жыл бұрын
@@aduckingod5328 yeah but knowing me I wouldn't want to cause a fuss so I'd just be like "oh, you want to eat me? Well, as much as I disagree with this, I'm not one for confrontation, so I suppose if you absolutely must eat me, then so be it."
@eileensnow61533 жыл бұрын
@@that_chem_guy I’m an animal lover so my last words would probably be something like, “Okayyyy but just ONE bite!”
@Phebreez3 жыл бұрын
@@eileensnow6153 That ONE bite ends up being enough to swallow you whole xD
@hellxapo57403 жыл бұрын
As a person who has never been in contact with hippos, I find your advices extremely helpful as I fear the chills might hit me when I see one.
@sriracha_sauce3 жыл бұрын
I misread that and missed the word "the" before chills and thought you meant the funny countdown voice guy would come for you and my reaction was "understandable, have a nice day"
@Defender783 жыл бұрын
Basically there will be lots of biting and chomping going on
@michaeldavid68323 жыл бұрын
Chills? When I see one, they'll be in my rearview before my visual cortex can identify it. I've seen too much about those fat grey terminators with an underbite and the worst attitude in the animal kingdom.
@Abandoned_account5343 жыл бұрын
@@sriracha_sauce NUMBER 15: BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE
@Vex3313 жыл бұрын
If a hippo comes after me he just gonna have to catch these hands.
@neelsharma3870 Жыл бұрын
“If it’s white like the president, you finna get heaven sent” is the best quote I have ever heard regarding bear safety EVER
@ryanthompson12442 жыл бұрын
This man knows more synonyms for "will kill you" than anyone else on youtube.
@kenik20232 жыл бұрын
I've adopted "Ending your life subscription" as a personal favorite...
@fillequixote2 жыл бұрын
Not be an asshat, but they’re metaphor (sometimes ppl wanna know these things)
@idontwannaidontwanna73072 жыл бұрын
Being "removed from the census" is my new go-to. 🤣
@shade70332 жыл бұрын
"having your soul divorced from your body" has been a preferred one for me
@cloverthefrog2 жыл бұрын
@@fillequixote bestie, ryan thompson didn't say "simile" they said "synonym" a synonym is a word for a word or phrase that is similar to or has the same meaning as another word for example, kill is a synonym for murder
@Lechgang3 жыл бұрын
Someone hire this man for a documentary, I guarantee you, as traumatizing as it might be, I'd definitely flash back to 1st grade where I was excited to learn about animals.
@DirectorOfChaos92923 жыл бұрын
I doubt they'd let him do his jokes
@chuckaddison51343 жыл бұрын
His commentary makes his the only animal channel I've subscribed to.
@tylerherrod34543 жыл бұрын
Its like Snoop Dogg reacts to Nat. Geo. meets David Attenbourgh.
@49giants33 жыл бұрын
Now if you get the blue check , we gotta see you crip walk like a deranged coconut spider was chasing you
@travisglatthar24883 жыл бұрын
Yes bro
@kristianlanding23103 жыл бұрын
For bears: When it’s black fight back When it’s brown, get on the ground When it’s white, you bout to see the light
@part-timebrock11263 жыл бұрын
Fighting back dosen't work against Sloth Bears... After they attack, you won't be seeing anything bcoz they go straight for face...
@girlbuu94033 жыл бұрын
@@part-timebrock1126 This is North America rules. The rules for other places might be different. Probably the same in Europe and North Asia. You won't see white bears at all in India. If you see any bear in Africa get out your camera you just found a cryptid.
@Stiftoad3 жыл бұрын
@@part-timebrock1126 they got a little white, it's an honorary membership.
@princeramblerose3 жыл бұрын
when it’s white, say goodnight
@kristianlanding23103 жыл бұрын
@@part-timebrock1126 when it’s sloth, your face is broth
@baffledbumblebee Жыл бұрын
"Subscribe or I'll assume you have worms" is the most hilarious and threatening 'please subscribe' request I've ever heard of. 😂 Love your work. Keep it up 😊
@ShortHax3 жыл бұрын
Any animal that intentionally attacks your privates first is truly evil
@shark45083 жыл бұрын
Both that and genius
@Style_2243 жыл бұрын
#1 they are scary
@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@mondoseguendo61133 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That’s straight up bs.
@Dash1013 жыл бұрын
So most intelligent animals are evil, coz most intelligent animals know what will end a rivals ability to continue its bloodline
@kriston8683 жыл бұрын
Not only do you start bleeding after the Komodo dragons bite, another plus is that as you run away dripping with blood, it smells it to find you after you've slowed down from the bacteria in your system. Literally you can't run or hide after a bite.
@sluttymctits44963 жыл бұрын
I'll always remember that old footage (some of it shown in this video) where the Komodo dragon bites the water buffalo (?) and tracks it while it waits to die. How awful would it be to have this gaping, festering wound in your leg and have a couple of dragons just following you around for days and days on end, constantly pestering and taunting you, keeping their distance but occasionally nipping at your heels like "Haha sucka, you gonna die!" while you're just trying to walk away and live another day?
@thebeyonder41463 жыл бұрын
@@sluttymctits4496 ya komodo dragons as casual geographic said r deathly underrated I'd rather get put out by a shark over them aleast that sht can take 1 to 30 seconds unlike with them that will follow you for days on end constantly looming over you as stress and fear eats at ur sanity
@lukky66483 жыл бұрын
@@thebeyonder4146 i'd rather be done with a gunshot to the head or death from high fall than dying by ANY animal period
@LuXLuvsU3 жыл бұрын
The reason ive always been scared if them, like when one came near the glass in the zoo i was kinda scared. Just a small layer of gladd between me and that demon.
@alexheld74533 жыл бұрын
So all komodo dragons are crazy exes. Good tuh know
@christianstorms39503 жыл бұрын
"Anything that tries this hard to be seen is probaply more toxic than the future. This goes for Octopus and People." You really have a way with words, this statement is spot on.
@yoshijb94283 жыл бұрын
And Future! He's mentioning the artist Future. Just saying
@jollyomeatLA3 жыл бұрын
The rapper future not"the future"
@2CanSam10003 жыл бұрын
No hes talking about "Future" in the future
@jamesv69903 жыл бұрын
he's talking about Future
@dannyguz12583 жыл бұрын
@@2CanSam1000 no he's talking about the future tense
@obstipuit7 ай бұрын
i love all your death innuendos thank you for not just saying "unalive" over and over like most youtubers/tiktokers 💀
@MadisonHarvill3 жыл бұрын
African Wild Dogs have an interesting hunting technique. So while the whole pack is chasing the prey, there will be some in the front right up on the animal, while several others hang back. Then when the ones in the front get tired, they will slow down to regain energy, and allow the ones in the back to push forward. It’s awesome.
@marioanthony87873 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats incredibly Insidious
@ryuzayuki19973 жыл бұрын
Play smarter, not harder.
@tidyen3 жыл бұрын
Chimps have this hunting technique too, they use this skill to hunt monkeys.
@HugoStuff3 жыл бұрын
That is, if the chase goes long enough for them to even get a bit tired.
@azuresea71833 жыл бұрын
Yeah awesome unless you're the one being chased by african wild dogs.🤪😱🤨🤔🧐
@5UCK42 жыл бұрын
This video is really affirming my belief that I should keep myself out the damn water
@yingtyson44932 жыл бұрын
Same. If I played Subnautica in real life, I would most likely go insane and die of the bacteria instead of setting one toe past 200 meters.
@meb7772 жыл бұрын
I stay out of water that I can't see through or purify.
@jamescrawley79932 жыл бұрын
Smart Move!!
@albertodeulofeu5277 Жыл бұрын
It’s worth the risk. I’ve been swimming in the ocean, usually at sunset or at night, for 20 years. It gives u something that’s hard to explain.
@Speariture Жыл бұрын
The beach is where I will stay....no more boats and subs
@MrJay_White3 жыл бұрын
one thing to mention is that the way primordial humans hunt is the same as those hyenas. just slower. just imagine half a dozen humans with pointy sticks walking, not running, after you for days. except if they feel impatient, in which case you need to remember, a "marathon" is human recreation. and they didnt sleep. they just walked after the prey for days until it was too exausted to even stand, and would just lay there waiting to get its ticket punched by pointy sticks.
@kore50803 жыл бұрын
Why zombies are scary....
@MrJay_White3 жыл бұрын
@person person you are a demonic skeleton piloting a meat mech suit.
@oreosaregood86333 жыл бұрын
You know if animals could watch this video, humans should be on it. Because even people kill there food before eating it, they keep it in captivity in really poor conditions for it's entire life basically torturing it (well some people) and sometimes don't even eat it, not to mention how well some people can track the animals they are hunting if a "human" has even found a footprint of that animal... its toast
@DecemberDaydreams3 жыл бұрын
@@oreosaregood8633 some people even eat animals alive. We as a species are a nightmare to everyone else T-T
@flamepelt30923 жыл бұрын
@@DecemberDaydreams there's a restaurant that serves live fish
@trevorday7923 Жыл бұрын
That first photo of the Cape Buffalo just says "I see you, I hate you for no good reason and I'm about to Riverdance on your crushed, twitching corpse"
@insuchaway10 ай бұрын
A Cape Buffalo Liam Neeson on the phone says =
@ShigekiHizashi3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the blue ring octopus when handling it, if the rings aren't vibrant, it's not feeling overly threatened. One those rings are bright, you'd better leave them alone cause that's the only warning you've got before they bite
@giyuken72163 жыл бұрын
Why would you handle a blue ring octopus
@aeiztaloraezi76873 жыл бұрын
Marine biology usually (source: aspiring marine bio student)
@axorandom3 жыл бұрын
@@giyuken7216 why not
@aurora36613 жыл бұрын
@@axorandom well if you have a death wish
@LilJ30903 жыл бұрын
@@aeiztaloraezi7687 you can study them without being suicidal We can study the most brute force homicidal animals on the planet But we really about to do the opposite with one of the most venomous creatures on the planet that can kill you without mauling you Cut the shit
@tigris1153 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Cape buffalo tend to not die even if u shoot them vitally with an elephant rifle. They get a ridiculous burst of adrenaline after being shot so it's basically like dealing with a 1 ton methhead.
@MrFinster533 жыл бұрын
lmfao thats terrifying
@jasongibson12253 жыл бұрын
He gonna hit you to an instant overdose all the way up to heaven
@thehelmethead48833 жыл бұрын
There used to be a specialty gun for cape buffalo called a 4 bore. Essentially a smoothbore rifle; that was comparable to a 4 gauge shotgun, that shot a projectile the size of a steel ball bearing.
@Veladus3 жыл бұрын
Really glad to see the murdercow get the recognition it deserves. All you ever hear about is goddamn hippos. There's a reason hippos aren't a part of the big 5. For a big game hunter, a hippo is only really good for being bait to catch a lion or leopard. Hippos are cowards against anything that can actually fight back. Cape buffalo don't care, they'll fuckin' fight you. They'll attack anything from armored trucks to elephants. They don't tend to win these fights, but it doesn't matter. They're hateful enough to pick fights they can't win just because fuck you. Australia thinks they have scary wildlife. LOL. Africa has COWS that are one of the most dangerous animals on the planet.
@gabrielbell48673 жыл бұрын
@@thehelmethead4883 a 4 bore isn't necessarily a speciality for cape buffalo, it was also fairly commonly used for wildfowling in the UK.
@nicholashurst59973 жыл бұрын
In my first aid class, the instructor told us about a guy who had been bitten by a blue ringed octopus. That neurotoxin paralyses you completely, but you're still completely conscious of everything going on around you. He said he remembers the two people performing CPR on him considering giving up on him because they didn't understand the details of the venom and how it works/what it does. They didn't know he wasn't dead.
@horse14t3 жыл бұрын
That is absolutely terrifying!
@shutupiehole123 жыл бұрын
There is no antidote for tetrodotoxin, so how was he alive to give his account of that situation?
@heron1433 жыл бұрын
@@shutupiehole12 he lying
@zacharykenniston7483 жыл бұрын
Natures only goal is to inflict maximum pain. Animals are strong physically almost indestructible… but they are evil and only care about depravity… humans are smart but we are pathetic. We are powerless maggots that sadly are the one who was the ability for compassion… shows that creation feeds of our agony… nature is a parasite. It deserves to be destroyed
@_Eternos3 жыл бұрын
@@Me-yq1fl i can run for like 7 minutes before collapsing from exhaustion where yo proof?
@JesusMartinez-rr2ry2 ай бұрын
20:02 I love the baby manatees pictures at the end after all this disturbing content.
@Lieutenant_Dude3 жыл бұрын
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the mad lad picking up the Komodo dragon and giving it a big ol hug. I will say as an aside, monitor lizards are wildly smart, and with proper rewarding interactions some species can become quite tame and even affectionate with humans. If you put in the work, some species make wonderful companions.
@tvbnine7933 жыл бұрын
My dude I fucking love monitor lizards. And I find Komodo dragons to be cute with their beady eyes and stubby legs fight me
@vcp0093 жыл бұрын
Pls no. :)
@bobbyjohnson47303 жыл бұрын
16:18
@sendmorerum82413 жыл бұрын
Their brain is as big as a German Shepherd's; so they are intelligent and laid back enough to be tame and trainable.
@ZijnShayatanica3 жыл бұрын
For my very first presentation in school, I chose Komodo Dragons & made a big diorama. Some girl called them gross & I kicked her. Not my proudest moment, but... Also not my absolute worst moment. 😆🤣
@thenamesniva51933 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait so see how CG makes me reluctant to sleep at night this time!
@quosmium3 жыл бұрын
Mndiaye is very good at keeping you awake
@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu3 жыл бұрын
His videos are good and satisfying i fall asleep to them lol
@H0SANNA3 жыл бұрын
28 STAB WOUNDS
@ejnova72153 жыл бұрын
Love how he said we should drink water at the end when earlier he said u can get worms from that
@backbone933 жыл бұрын
Pusboi I watch this right now while falling asleep cuz this is less cruel than whats going on
@WilliamPenix3 жыл бұрын
This channel is so good. I used to be a guide/educator at a zoo facility. I have a Biology and Theatre degree so I was a natural at speaking to the public about animals. (I don't like bragging, but I want my compliment to mean as much as possible). It can be very difficult to educate people about animals. There's a ton of misinformation out there, people's attention spans can be shockingly short. Also, a lot of people want to believe that nature is way nicer/less cruel than it really is, and can become angry when that belief is challenged. This is frustrating because a lot of times the things we need to teach the general public are uncomfortable facts. The point of this is that I'm absolutely stunned at how great this channel is. He makes it look so much easier than it is. He has a very fun and interesting way of presenting the raw reality of nature. I wanted to send this as a private message so I could compliment (Just realized I don't know the gentleman's name) him on his talent, but I'm over 40 and don't know how to do that. LOL. I hope he is able to continue doing this work for a long time, maybe even get a Netflix deal. Great Job, Man!
@israelmcclain80973 жыл бұрын
Wow 😂
@shrek126803 жыл бұрын
Congrats to you wow
@MurasakiTsukimaru3 жыл бұрын
In the wild, Herbivore means it USUALLY doesn't eat animals. Because every farm kid has seen a horse or cow just fucking nom on a small bird or rodent
@sharonwolfe52103 жыл бұрын
1000% !!! "But, he's so cuuuuttte ...!" Apex preds or "just" cranky bastards--- if you do not respect the capabilities of these creatures, You. WILL. LEARN !!! I'm glad I'm learning at the hands of this Master, and not by fang, claw, nor beak...
@ThatGuyTySoFlyy3 жыл бұрын
Ignore the rude people. It's a very nice comment especially coming from a animal specialist. I hope you don't let negative people keep you from spreading kindness to others. We all need to hear when we are doing good, as it reinforces our commitment and interest in doing so. Positive reinforcement is FAR more effective and practical than negative renforcement, ask anybody who studies behavioral science and psychology. To the assholes who are gonna say something smart towards this or anyone else; firstly, don't bother because it's your time you're wasting not mine. Also if you want to persuade someone to think or act the way you do then don't be a dick. A wise woman once told me "sugar catches more flies than vinegar, but do we really want to catch flies?" Hope all is well, and you have a wonderful day. I love his videos too, and really hope he sees your comment.
@7deepbreaths.sounds Жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that this channel is a stroke of educational, entertainment and social media genius? That clip with the hyena goin for the "family jewels" was .... (whew!) ... well .... sobering.
@JustSmileyFace... Жыл бұрын
Well, he ain't lying when he said every male will feel that and oh my I did cover my bumbersack like how racoons hold their food when that footage shows up
@kneelingfish437 Жыл бұрын
I ain't even a dude and that made me feel something
@metalmamasue36803 ай бұрын
Same, not even a dude and I cringed for the family jewels I don't even have on behalf of the men I know 😂 Owww, I sure hope adrenaline & shock helps animals not feel it as much, or at all. 😳 Many ppl say even nasty bites or attacks aren't immediately painful. I want to think it works the same way in animals.
@prodigystake2 жыл бұрын
"if you actually enjoyed this video first of all you're a psychopath but also give me money" this man understands business
@Baddknewz2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@10151957june2 жыл бұрын
I'm a psychopath! lol
@InnocentSweetie1232 жыл бұрын
This video deeply disturbed me…
@hafirenggayuda2 жыл бұрын
Honesty is good for long term business
@Speariture Жыл бұрын
He aint wrong lmao 😭💀
@paradoxtatorstudios96812 жыл бұрын
one of my worst fears is being dismembered and eaten alive, and still being conscious through it all there's something extreme about knowing different pieces of you ending up in multiple stomachs as you fade away that just terrifies the living daylights out of me--
@amandaelkins42232 жыл бұрын
Same same same 😩😩😩 I thought my worst fear was drowning but drowning doesn't include PAIN-
@Aderin.2 жыл бұрын
@@amandaelkins4223 same, my fear is drowning too. I hate how it goes through your nose and egghhhh
@margaretblackford54182 жыл бұрын
My worst fear is being paralyzed and slowly knowing your going to die and there’s nothing you can do about it
@estefaniavillamil15672 жыл бұрын
Not just multiple stomachs but also multiple shits
@thecat6582 жыл бұрын
@@amandaelkins4223 drowning CAN hurt, that is if your eyes are open in salt water. It will taste horrible. Unless you like the taste of salt water.. weirdo. It can also if you’re dry drowning. That can and will hurt.
@saulguardado90073 жыл бұрын
Random Angel: "Hey god, don't you think you went a bit overboard this time?" God after creating the ten animals on this list: "No, why?"
@Faith-zv8ik3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@terrancenewton19673 жыл бұрын
Right
@havilavi4723 жыл бұрын
Lol
@michaelgaming19913 жыл бұрын
Nah bro, it do be like that.
@tenacioustigress53253 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nate24raw73 Жыл бұрын
0:52- I can Not stop laughing threw this whole video, I'm still stuck on when you said "can run more then your mental health can handle"😆🙌🏼🤣👍🏼 That was some Funny ass s*** right their man 🤙🏼😆👏🏼🤣🙌🏼
@Artistgirl2542 жыл бұрын
It'll honestly never cease to amaze me how we as humans were surrounded with all these animals and some how survived and now we're learning about them online, or seeing them in zoos. That's wild to me honestly. Like we have the tools/weapons to "fight" or "contain" these animals but without that there's really no competition
@dendrien2 жыл бұрын
The exact reason why. We’re physically weak nor durable, but we got thumbs and creative af also determined to snuff out anything that is a threat to us.
@-DA-ONE-2 жыл бұрын
@ChuckyXII yup like damn we were fighting cave lion cave bears , dire hyena and damn Mammoth
@Natatattatification2 жыл бұрын
Humans don’t have a physical advantage, but we do have an intellectual one. Our brains are our biggest asset
@crash42672 жыл бұрын
That's what a 50. Cal was made for
@UncleAsmos20052 жыл бұрын
@@crash4267 Without a weapon, what would you do then?
@averageknifeenjoyer31083 жыл бұрын
This guy needs to voice a nat geo documentary, I’d literally pay to watch it
@soysprouts3 жыл бұрын
NATGEO HIRE HIM
@mycookiehasnoname3 жыл бұрын
*cough* he has a patreon if you wanna show him support *cough*
@MrGamelover233 жыл бұрын
Imagine David Attenborough talking like him. That would either be amazing or amazingly cringe.
@blacksheep5723 жыл бұрын
Better than Morgan Freeman 🤔 Like Morgan Freeman, but funny (?) The words are all here, just not sure about the order...
@jordanhill3159 Жыл бұрын
I love this guys way of language. Such humorous witty quips
@number1ratedsalesman1997_ Жыл бұрын
we all love it
@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST Жыл бұрын
Yup. He keeps it really fresh and unpredictable! 😄
@des9619 Жыл бұрын
3:58 That sentence was off the chain!!! And I watched Happy Feet!
@luisito631411 ай бұрын
Simpletons
@deecooper156725 күн бұрын
@@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST Exactly 👍👵🏻❣️
@Panthera557310 ай бұрын
I've never laughed so much before. Your funny yet morbid comments throughout the killer list are killing me 😂
@culturewrought3 жыл бұрын
This dude is the future of nature programming. I think he deserves a full production budget.
@Alan_Marin3 жыл бұрын
If I ever make videos on KZbin, I would start to talk like him *which right now, I’m too poor to afford*
@josiahd40733 жыл бұрын
And he put Mrs.Kipling first so extra points for that
@Thecattheratsandthegliders3 жыл бұрын
I like the little mic though 😂
@yoshithesage2 жыл бұрын
Would he go outside to observe these animals? Lol. If he did, he could have a series called Hood Nature: Out in the Hood 😆🙏
@shugahhigh32042 жыл бұрын
Stfu kiss ass. Simple edits with decent commentary and you’re gay for the guy. I bet you’re secretly racist too. Jerk.
@somedandy76943 жыл бұрын
Simba: "But dad, don't we eat the antelope?" Mufasa: "Yes, son; but we get gored by cave-buffalo, out-numbered/run/bit by hyenas, mauled by honey-badgers and don't even get me started on the hippopotamus"
@priscillajimenez273 жыл бұрын
And so we are all connected in the great circle of life
@MarvelSnapAddicted2 жыл бұрын
Eveeybody dies from the Badger even the immortal Thaipan
@zsu-23-4shilka22 жыл бұрын
No one: Honey badgers: *_”NI-“_*
@lyravain63042 жыл бұрын
Well... there's always the gnu. So that's something. Right?
@skillrob10002 жыл бұрын
"Cape" not "Cave". Funny comment though I can totally here Mufasa saying that
@Adventurer-Rikth2 жыл бұрын
My uncle is a vet that worked in tiger reserves all across India, he said that every time a tiger was found gravely injured and needed a stitching up. It was nearly always bears. He is right, sloth bears do attack unprovoked and tigers being the very confident animals that they are often venture too close to these bears and get caught off guard often.
@tj4647 Жыл бұрын
my sisters brother is a prodigy biologist and he said this isn't true.
@BenjaminBoolman-x5i Жыл бұрын
Led me to think
@joshuavaldivieso55 Жыл бұрын
@@tj4647 lmfao no one cares what your brother said
@brennanpawlak3251 Жыл бұрын
Sounds more like caught lacking
@EmpressOfExile206 Жыл бұрын
I remember the huge story made when a mother accidentally dropped her toddler in the African Wild Dog exhibit at a zoo‼️ Everyone was helpless to watch as the whole pack twax-feasted him from the moment he hit the ground till the staff got there 10-15min later 🤕🥩🐕🐕
@kevinflick61 Жыл бұрын
I love your unique approach as you share facts that people need to be aware of.
@papaelf4202 жыл бұрын
My toxic trait is thinking I could survive animal encounters in the wild & I most definitely need a video like this to humble me.
@vehicular-manslaughter2 жыл бұрын
You never know how weak humans are till you see something MUUUUUUUCH stronger
@simplyrohith21632 жыл бұрын
@@vehicular-manslaughter humans aren't weak dummy, we are the top of food chain.
@suitedtomato11062 жыл бұрын
@@simplyrohith2163 We are pretty weak, us humans don't have much bite force and muscle strength. We are actually fit, wich means that we have more stamina, this is because of an ability called sweating. Sweating cools us off whilst running, because of that we can last longer running. Humans are very smart, spears and fire made us one of the most dangerous species alive of course. We're also omnivores, so when we couldn't find prey we would just eat fruits. Those are the reasons that we are on the top of the food chain, so even if we were weak, we still overcame every obstacle.
@kingghidorah81062 жыл бұрын
@@simplyrohith2163 a 16kg doberman can kill a 60kg UFC fighter; humans aren't as agile nor have the same power to weight ratio as other animals
@simplyrohith21632 жыл бұрын
@@suitedtomato1106 trust me I know more about humans and animals than you guess. You don't need bite force, 3inch dik to feel dominant. Pair of thumbs, eq of 7, Exceptional senses, that's it
@WreckinPoints113 жыл бұрын
The "moose steppin on nutsack" statement really got to me because I've recently been researching Alaskan wildlife for a Fallout campaign I'm building and this, naturally, led me to the moose, and I've been learning about moose (among other animals) and I now know how terrifying they are!
@Sinlessdoor3 жыл бұрын
How is it going?
@Sinlessdoor3 жыл бұрын
The campaign I mean
@blahorgaslisk77633 жыл бұрын
You may think you now how terrifying they are, but the moment you're up close and personal you will understand it. Thing is they are huge. Yes. yes I know you've read that already and seen the videos. But being physically close to one really brings it home. You are not at the apex when a moose is staring you down from a few feet. Even if you have a gun you will know you are not the one in control of this situation, and if your weapon of choice is a camera you will probably forget about it the moment you realize just how insignificant you are to this wall of muscles that is staring at you while deciding if you are better of as a smear on the ground or if it has something better to do with it's time... So moose are best viewed from a distance, and then they can be appreciated for what they are, but you do not get the full experience...
@antiquereality31683 жыл бұрын
Are you using the new Fallout TTRPG book for the campaign?
@WreckinPoints113 жыл бұрын
@@Sinlessdoor campaign hasn’t started, I’m still working on the setting
@Ujuani683 жыл бұрын
10:55: In the old days, my Inuit ancestors always said:" The nanoq (polar bear) can hear your thoughts." That is because they sometimes stalked humans, who were out on the ice in winter, catching seals. And they would stalk for DAYS! I have a book, where old folks tell about polar bear encounters. In one story, a bear broke into an Inuit HOUSE, while the family was inside! Luckily, the dad shot the bear. In another one, a man in a kayak saw a polar bear using its enormous paw to keel over another kayak, and eating the man, who tried to hunt it! They were three men, but only two came home...
@_Eternos3 жыл бұрын
yeah that is full of contingency errors tf u mean old days? what time period was that?
@oddydraws48073 жыл бұрын
@@_Eternos I searched it up and the last time they hunted polar bears were Literally this year, they still hunt them so the old days literally could be talking about they're childhood, plus polar bear attacks are now more common.
@starwizzyy3 жыл бұрын
@@_Eternos i'm pretty sure that part is about what the ancestors said...you could chill
@dehartfamily30912 жыл бұрын
These stories would make for great and terrifying reading! Polar Bears just seem like they have no 😨 fear.
@zerophantomyt4332 жыл бұрын
I fucking hate polar bears. I don't even feel bad for those bastards.
@MsM-ld7hh Жыл бұрын
I’m new here. Only ever watched David Attenborough, I live in London. But omg I love this!!! I love that you haven’t code switched and still got people laughing and learning. I love it here. A whole fan. ❤
@marshmallowallen56773 жыл бұрын
“What could possibly be worse than that? Well…” *Barbie ad plays* Beautiful timing lol
@dltr47303 жыл бұрын
I'm a Killer Girl In a killers world Life Is torture There's no future
@OhMoonPresence3 жыл бұрын
He ain’t wrong
@OhMoonPresence3 жыл бұрын
@@dltr4730 come on torture Let me die Nom nom nom no Come on torture Let me die Mmmmm Mmmmm
@matonasesino41533 жыл бұрын
What could possibly be worse than that??? Listening to them laugh at you before they rip you apart.
@coocooformycocoapuffs32353 жыл бұрын
I got Ashley home store 😂
@OceanBlvd5SOS3 жыл бұрын
The way that the hippo's mouth can open to like a 150 degree angle is absolutely terrifying. Nature is really scary when you stop and think about it lol
@lukky66483 жыл бұрын
Seriously , few animals such as dog and cats are intelligent enough to actually "Care" at all , others are just pure evil and hunt with no remorse
@Profeshinal3 жыл бұрын
90 degrees is a bit of an understatement that looked like almost 180 degrees
@minecrafteric27563 жыл бұрын
90? That’s a whole 160
@ultimate_amature52763 жыл бұрын
A gape of up to 150 degrees.
@cc1k4353 жыл бұрын
@@lukky6648 People get like that too, when they have to hustle all day to get by. It's exhausting and removes a lot of energy they might use otherwise on feelings. You can see it in kids living in tough parts of a city, and also in high pressure corporate jobs. Just a thought.
@fmart36172 жыл бұрын
I feel like David Attenburg and snoop dog both trained this young fella in the fine art of verbal linguistics. Well done.
@mandymoore57742 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize Snoop Dogg actually had this extensive a vocabulary.
@palamecianrider73852 жыл бұрын
I can listen to this guy narrating every historical/nature documentary for days
@schechter012 жыл бұрын
*Attenborough. Other than that, your comment is right on.
@vivianv45322 жыл бұрын
@Fmart Why doesn’t this have more recognition?
@HVYContent2 жыл бұрын
Vivian V because he picked a random rapper and not a lyricist like Nas or Em
@xxtigersharkxx0203 Жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering what the Music is called, it’s called Space 1990 by Kevin Macleod.
@CrystalFire7x Жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot
@blue_kitty_33333 жыл бұрын
“Top tiers like lions” My man watches Tierzoo. Mad respect
@tessabakker6623 жыл бұрын
Wondering if they'd ever do a collab. Vastly different vibes between the two of em, but the same knowledge of how absolutely disrespectful mother nature is
@stoelun13993 жыл бұрын
Yooooooo
@SofosProject3 жыл бұрын
@@tessabakker662 They did do a collab. There's a video from 5 months ago about sloths.
@noneofyourbusiness42943 жыл бұрын
@@cold_ap7 well, the phrase "game of life" has been around for centuries. TierZoo just is the first to actually put it into numbers, and it's great!
@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu3 жыл бұрын
Lion wins
@gemmalow65153 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that he brought his content to KZbin. I love this guy and everyone wants him as a teacher.
@jessragan67143 жыл бұрын
He's probably making more money doing this.
@gemmalow65153 жыл бұрын
@@jessragan6714 who knows? I hope his pulling in big money from both platforms because he deserves it.
@theprofessionalamateur30903 жыл бұрын
*_"A gang of Flying Booty Bandits"_* That description alone is enough to make you sleep with one eye open.
@zadtheinhaler3 жыл бұрын
That's a great band name, though I don't know what genre of music they'd play.
@gildedvulture79653 жыл бұрын
@@zadtheinhaler Probably dubstep
@havilavi4723 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@prestigev61313 жыл бұрын
Petrols be like: “I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours”
@michaeldavid68323 жыл бұрын
... so you can make sure your brown eye stay's closed.
@greenbird777Ай бұрын
I've been a subscriber for a few years now, and it only took one video to make me want to subscribe. I love your sense of humor; it makes watching much more fun and I think it helps make what you teach much more memorable. I also love the fact that you tell people not to donate money unless they can afford to. If everyone and every organization looked at things that way the world would be a more prosperous and happy place for everyone.
@Sarena053 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that humans have the same hunting strategy as African wild dogs, run until the prey gets exhausted. We are made to run miles and miles without getting tired.
@vinay2004p3 жыл бұрын
But we have evolved from that point my dude , can't even climb stairs.
@s.s.haswanthselvan70643 жыл бұрын
@@vinay2004p lol yeah we used to be two legged hunting machines to people that can't even climb stairs
@rin0108_3 жыл бұрын
@@vinay2004p i mean we still could, it's just our way of lifestyle which prevents us. Professional sport athletes for example
@quixotica7263 жыл бұрын
Yessiree.. persistence hunting
@norsia19463 жыл бұрын
@@vinay2004p We have not evolved from that point actually. It'll take a lot longer still for that to no longer be a thing for us. its just the average lifestyles people have are absolute garbage. only the people who legit care about their fitness and cardio at this point can do it because they're reconditioned to do it. people being able to run marathons should not be amazing to us, before we got fat and lazy as a species that was EVERY DAY for EVERYONE.
@batspidey76113 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised he didn’t make a video about Komodo dragons. The way they eat you alive is horrifying. 😳
@SlothOfTheSea3 жыл бұрын
The largest lizards on earth, and they are venomous. Terrifying.
@MilloSpiegel3 жыл бұрын
They eat you alive? I thought they have that poisen that is basicly a infection on steroids.
@Style_2243 жыл бұрын
True
@Style_2243 жыл бұрын
@@MilloSpiegel they eat you alive and it a creepy fact
@OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu3 жыл бұрын
Lions and tigers can also eat you alive too
@fkaciggs Жыл бұрын
Apologies if this is weird its cool to see someone my age doing really well researched list-style videos with well-written scripts that make me nose exhale, for once. You and Lindsay Nicole have this corner of youtube on lock.
@sidewinder9258 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they are pretty good at what they are doing
@Xunkun Жыл бұрын
Don't forget TierZoo
@fkaciggs Жыл бұрын
@@Xunkun maybe i will maybe i won't
@bryandungee102910 ай бұрын
Naw it super dope.. I’m 38 and I think it’s extremely cool that’s y I support
@ireneparrish30704 ай бұрын
I am 70 and have a degree in Wildlife Biology. I love his videos. I love his unique way with words. I usually have to watch a video several times to catch everything from his rapid-fire delivery. And I love how cute he is.
@Hank.. Жыл бұрын
The sloth bear is smaller and therefore potential prey for the strong and dangerous animals around it, and because of that, it compensates by being extremely aggressive and using hyperviolence to keep itself safe? Sounds like every Joe Pesci character
@kcolejjr3 жыл бұрын
"’If you actually enjoyed this video.. first of all you’re a psychopath" LMFAO YOU DID ME DIRTY
@nekotempest51573 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this while my legs been parylized..... Its cool but now i need a therapist
@ryugujiken6936 Жыл бұрын
growing up in new zealand i heard a lot about komodo dragons. so when i saw pictures of people taking them for walks and hanging around them knowing they could kill you i was so confused and concerned for thier safety.
@stillhere1425 Жыл бұрын
Darwin Award Winners🤷🤦♀️
@nashbullet3213 Жыл бұрын
That’s the cure for fiery red hot stupidity
@naomii--3-- Жыл бұрын
The most dangerous thing that could happen from the cause of an animal here is like a frickin kea stripping your car down in some hiking park car lot lmao
"anything that tries this hard to be seen is probably more toxic than future" Gems of insight! So So fkin true!!
@Hromovlad13 жыл бұрын
*rainbow of death flashbacks intensify*
@WTFisTingispingis Жыл бұрын
Animals doing Mortal Kombat finishers on each other is a wild subgenre.
@Realog352 жыл бұрын
The blue-ringed octopus despite being so toxic, is actually very shy and has caused a very small amount of deaths.
@wicked35582 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, most deaths were because people are idiots
@giannakisxatzigiannis13942 жыл бұрын
Unlike my ex
@taleseylad12492 жыл бұрын
@@giannakisxatzigiannis1394 your ex even caused deaths!!??
@CLuB_Z2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@zaddy_jokeeh58022 жыл бұрын
@@CLuB_Z can you confirm that octopi are shy or that the other commenter's ex murdered people?
@joshuahardin24363 жыл бұрын
Hearing about the African spotted dogs and hyenas makes me think about how terrifying human persistence hunters must be to the animals we hunt this way
@petrfedor18512 жыл бұрын
It's like that horror movie "It Follows" but actualy scary
@Zeeboklown2 жыл бұрын
That's actually how ancient cavemen hunted in the African savannah I heard. We'd run down big game like the mammoths and such until they were so exhausted someone could get the killing blow. I could be wrong, but it's something I heard.
@jd13dox2 жыл бұрын
@@Zeeboklown I remember seeing an educational video about an African tribe that still engages in persistence hunting. It was amazing to see
@palamecianrider73852 жыл бұрын
There is a chance that it causes fear in the animals that the hunters would chase given that they are wearing the skin.
@ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUnique2 жыл бұрын
@@Zeeboklown nope its the truth, although unlike hyenas and african wild dogs humans would keep sweating to stay cool, unlike exhausting them we'd kill them with heatstroke or we would hit them with some ranged weapon making them bleed while they run.
@suitedtomato11062 жыл бұрын
This actually made me think how strong, or rather fit and strategic, our ancestors must be to survive some of those beasts. Not to forget that in the past the Smilodon and other species could murder us really easy.
@CharlesWilkinson-yc3dm Жыл бұрын
There are several animals that can murder us easily today but yet we survive, you have people still living in remote parts of the world today with out modern technology surrounded by all sorts of animals that could easily kill them but they are surviving.
@StretchtoYourHeart Жыл бұрын
A really sharp stick that's been reinforced by charring it in a fire and thrown by a human trained since birth to send it right into the neck of a predator can do some unbelievable damage that can be repeated by the other ten guys in the hunting party with multiple spears.
@raegangottsch2951 Жыл бұрын
it’s not necessarily them that were just more fit, you’d be surprised how many of us humans could survive without modern technology
@midoevil7 Жыл бұрын
You don't need that much fit if you have fire, weapons, projectiles and numbers
@nocbvideos6458 Жыл бұрын
@@midoevil7 also lets not forget humans umatched ability in long distance running. If a human hunts you eahter make him loose your trail or he will eventually catch up.
@pamelachristie5570 Жыл бұрын
And, about those cape buffalo - I' was told that once they've marked you for death, they can use their tails to flick urine into your eyes, effectively blinding you before moving in for the kill. I also heard about a hunter who wounded one that turned around and chased the guy up a tree. The tree was very small, though, so the man couldn't go very high and his bare leg (he was wearing shorts) hung down far enough to where the buff could lick it. Their tongues, apparently, are rougher than lions'. The buffalo licked all the skin off the man's leg until he bled to death. They found him still in the tree, with one of his legs reduced to sheer bone.
@mastaetony16673 жыл бұрын
All while the penguin is alive and fighting for his life and the sanctity of his booty. He Lost both😂😂 This guy deserves a medal
@13vatra3 жыл бұрын
I did a spit take at that one!
@NotChefCook3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin BRILLIANT .
@g-tall6653 жыл бұрын
🥴🤣🤣🤣
@ulisesreyes47553 жыл бұрын
He got jumped by the booty bandits 😂
@o_o-0373 жыл бұрын
*"Serial Killers on Duracell".* Is my new favourite quote.
@jamallabarge26653 жыл бұрын
What's amazing is that he never stops coming up with new ones. This guy is a fountain of new images and phrases.
@D_A_R_Y_L_3 жыл бұрын
@@jamallabarge2665 He is the human metaphor...Him and the walking Thesaurus would make a great team
@birubu3 жыл бұрын
Humans, an endurance hunter from Africa: “He does exactly what I do!” African Wild Dogs & Hyenas: “But better.”
@HugoStuff3 жыл бұрын
I always forget that we started out as endurance hunters. All we needed was something pokey, time, and something that would make a great meal.
@davidc.3 жыл бұрын
Humans are the ultimate endurance hunters though.
@Nefferduat3 жыл бұрын
The complimentary hunting methods and equal desire to pack bond is one of the reasons dogs were domesticated so early on.
@tambassadorifsomewhat1923 жыл бұрын
Huh, i always thought we came from Australia
@socaliber27173 жыл бұрын
@@tambassadorifsomewhat192 that’s very false
@IdleLancer Жыл бұрын
I Love these videos! Your deadpan delivery and original terms for ways animals will kill you can always calm and relax me after seeing the insanity going on in my country. I also love learning things about wildlife and nature. I haven't watched any of your "If you haven'y smiled yet today" videos, as I have been saving them for when needed. Tonight I will watch the first one... It's been that kind of day. Please keep up your impeccible work and vidoes!
@TNTmasta073 жыл бұрын
Welcome to another episode of “what will CG say to avoid using the world kill”
@necroarcanistxiii3 жыл бұрын
You could almost make a drinking game out of it. 1 shot if he says "Past Tense" 3 shots if he says "Put you on a shirt"
@batspidey76113 жыл бұрын
10 shots if he said “Turn you into a pack”.
@koldraiynedownskayle57443 жыл бұрын
"Take you off the census."
@HarlanHughes3 жыл бұрын
"Make you a hashtag"
@blackbluealexv23 жыл бұрын
"Asking to see god"
@dhirenwirasinha66553 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: some scientists think that the same "venom" found in komodo dragons was also found in the t-rex. This would actually make sense as the t-rex ate anything from fresh kills to rancid carrion left in the sun which would have been collecting bacteria and germs. This would have benefited the t-rex as though they couldn't run very fast for too long if anything was able to survive the disrespect that was that one shot bite it would still either bleed to death or have a slow, painful, infected last day on earth.
@tonymarselle88123 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : T. rex pooped .
@MagnusTonitrum1173 жыл бұрын
that’s actually a myth
@AGenericFool3 жыл бұрын
@@MagnusTonitrum117 It's currently a hypothesis, nothing more nothing less.
@dhirenwirasinha66553 жыл бұрын
@@AGenericFool a very cool hypothesis mind you, and one that furthers the connection between the long gone and what we have around today. Also think of how horrifying that would be, like not only can this thing rip us a collective new one with that bullshit bite, but also if you somehow manage to live through it ur fucked either way.
@MercuryAlphaInc3 жыл бұрын
@@dhirenwirasinha6655 Yeaaaah, there's one BIG flaw with the hypothesis though: There's fossils that show bitemarks of t-rex that have healed. If they utilised a venom like the Komodo, that shit wouldn't happen. Hell, any venom even.
@kaneshabarnes89303 жыл бұрын
"I don't even have an excuse, it just be like that" is going be my excuse for everything
@Alan_Marin3 жыл бұрын
*Me actually getting the right amount of sleep* Teacher: _We already started class, why did you come late?!_ Me: _I don’t have an excuse, it just be like that…._
@xxiSHTAr9000x11 ай бұрын
Simple Buffalo Proverb: “It eats grass, and kicks ass”
@dustingaethje13323 жыл бұрын
"If you have a pulse, they'll find a reason to hate you" So hippos are basically Karens 🤣👌
@LunarEleven3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he put hippos so high on the list. I hate them, they make my sleep paralysis demons seem fking precious. I don't know why people think they are a cutesy harmless animal.
@deplorabledegenerate26303 жыл бұрын
Weigh slightly less than the average Karen tho
@ottofilms64883 жыл бұрын
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
@legion9993 жыл бұрын
Hippos have the power to back it up
@marvthemartian0013 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha you said Karen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so original
@MintyFreshTurds3 жыл бұрын
The tiny microphone, the angle that he records himself, and his underwhelmed demeanor is what keeps bringing me back. I also didn't know anything he is telling me.
@thamonster3 жыл бұрын
And the expressions he uses 😂😂
@kaitospin39443 жыл бұрын
“With a vice grip for a mouth and the eating habits of a coffin, If a clan of Hyenas is your series finale then the only thing your family will have left to bury is memories.” Quote of the decade.
@Alan_Marin3 жыл бұрын
*That single quote sounds very funny and terrifying at the same time….*
@samuelcarstens7358 Жыл бұрын
dude thank you for your content. the way you word things is absolutely amazing!! Thank you!!
@falconfilms19903 жыл бұрын
The worst story I've heard about the blue ring octopus is when a dude got bit and he was paralyzed face up and couldn't tell the people keeping him alive that he was staring into the sun. He burned his retinas and went blind.
@DJSoloSound3 жыл бұрын
😩😩😩😩😩
@Nizzumnuts3 жыл бұрын
F in the reply section for this man
@calebbrown10682 жыл бұрын
If he was only paralyzed face up couldn’t he have just covered his eyes with his hands??
@Raikos3712 жыл бұрын
@@calebbrown1068 Face up, as in he was on his back facing the the sky not that only his face was paralyzed.
@yoshithesage2 жыл бұрын
That's... pretty oblivious of the rescuers. It's great that they're helping, but it would also be great to use some thought. This is why it's good for people to start learning to be empathic.
@socalmsofly3 жыл бұрын
You know the content is entertaining when you're not even waiting for number one, but just preoccupied learning about each animal. This is well done! Love this stuff! Gg
@matematicarka3 жыл бұрын
didn’t even notice he was numbering them hm
@TheAlienHasArrived Жыл бұрын
This guy taught me more biology in 20 minutes then school has taught me for 20 months
@GRINNINK1NG Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain
@JPCPSeto Жыл бұрын
I know this man teaches us a lot, but your school must still really suck.
@skamosthedestroyerofworlds Жыл бұрын
Bro same!
@laserspark123 Жыл бұрын
You still haven’t learned anything about biology in this video
@Memerproductions Жыл бұрын
@Splitting Time its better than being in school, random facts it may be this shit might save yo life one day
@someonejustsomeone14693 жыл бұрын
Sloth bears are like the honey badgers of India. They can and will attack literally anything that threatens them. Including breaking glass windows from cars because why not? But the thing is they are so calm initially you would have no idea when it might pounce on you.
@r.j.penfold3 жыл бұрын
Would a honey badger have any chance against a sloth bear, I wonder? ...This is why Romans had animal fights, isn't it?
@joshuawalters75203 жыл бұрын
Yeah they are so aggressive pretty much everything hates them. Read up that even elephants and rhinos won't tolerate them.
@Szaleos3 жыл бұрын
"If you actually enjoyed this video, first of all you're a psychopath" As always this man is spittin straight facts lol
@nekotempest51573 жыл бұрын
Everybody enjoyed the video it was intresting... Its just nobody's gonna go out in a while
@Szaleos3 жыл бұрын
@@nekotempest5157 I mean, at least you'd have an interesting story in the afterlife. Well unless of course you raised your killer :T
@nekotempest51573 жыл бұрын
And im gonna demonstrate it there
@alex2005z3 жыл бұрын
Guess Im a psyco
@r.j.penfold3 жыл бұрын
I feel weird enjoying learning about this but it's morbidly fascinating the way true crime is... Don't worry, I'm not one of the weird ones, I just find the psychology aspect interesting.
@VM-gt7bg2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. He's so brutally honest.
@solascriptura-e7t2 жыл бұрын
(About the Blue Ringed Octopus) : "Anything that tries this hard to be seen, is probably more toxic than future".
@nicolebailey44262 жыл бұрын
Me too. If you don't listen to him he always states something if you do this say hello to Kobe or make sure life insurance is paid up lol
@magmafeline4134 Жыл бұрын
@@nicolebailey4426 Abra kadabera alacazame put the money in the can
@code-52 Жыл бұрын
"Lizzard Liam Neison". 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 You content is enlightening. Your voice is soothing and yet common. Your humor is stellar. ❤❤❤
@jamie16023 жыл бұрын
Casual Geographic reminding me why my "irrational fear" of komodo dragons was not that irrational after being obsessed with animal documentaries as a child.
@gemini6118 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he includes baby manatees at the end almost like a soul cleanse after the carnage of the rest of the video. Thanks, I needed that!
@capbarker3 жыл бұрын
5:02 this is actually also how humans would sometimes hunt, especially on plains/flatlands. Our ability to sweat is one of the most efficient ways among mammals to cool down and keep going (especially as it can cool us without having to stop and rest). Most prey can't complete a marathon at a human's pace.
@hartincmajor2023 жыл бұрын
Humans marathon for fun. Even untrained people can complete a half-marathon at a slow jog. I think it's easy to forget that we were an apex predator in Africa before we started considering ourselves as above the classification
@Alondro773 жыл бұрын
And yet most Westerners would drop after two blocks...
@capbarker3 жыл бұрын
@@hartincmajor202 humans were not exactly apex predators where we first evolved in sub-saharan Africa. However, our extreme adaptability made humans the most effective invasive species to ever exist on earth, eventually becoming apex predators.
@hartincmajor2023 жыл бұрын
@@capbarker theres a study from Tel-Aviv university that would disagree with you. I'll post the link or you can search the following phrase. Humans were apex predators for two million years, study finds
@kmktruthserum93283 жыл бұрын
what? dude humans are shit at anything athletic... we hold our breathe the worst. we can't run fast because we only use 2 legs. and we arent even scary without a gun because our teeth aren't pointy and our nails are soft. we cant handle heat well. and we cant handle the cold. our skin is soft and we cant eat food without cooking it. we are also the weakest sob, especially compared to our ancestors, apes. if humans didnt have big brains we would be extinct. we die to everything, scared of everything and can't fight anything or run from anything. we need a vehicle, gun, or armor. squirrel is small, runs faster. mosquito is tiny, kills us with a bite. bee can sting us and kill us. bear is huge, runs faster. elephant has tough skin and can crush us. fish can bite us and cause disease. we literally suck.
@kovertjesus239 Жыл бұрын
Love your videos man! The way you break things down and your overall attitude allow you to convey educational information and interesting tidbits in a way that not only holds your attention but is WILDLY entertaining! Thanks for taking the time to make these videos like and put a smile on some faces. 😂
@jf_kein_k85903 жыл бұрын
The way the sloth bears flashes its gums is outright terryfying and calling it a demon would be correct.
@casbot713 жыл бұрын
The Blue Ring octopus doesn't seem _so bad in comparison_ - does it eat you while you're *still alive* … No, it doesn't even eat you. And it won't even hunt you and chase you down. You'll just have to spend some uncomfortable time on a ventilator - and it's not like _those_ are currently in short supply due to high demand … … Oh.
@bobbyy24953 жыл бұрын
while i will say it is a less painful death compared to the rest, imagine swimming or surfing in the ocean and then you just cant move, you fall underwater, you cant breathe ,move or scream as you sink into the depths of the ocean helpless, waiting to pass out from lack of oxygen, never even knowing what happened. Its scary stuff
@siddhisuryawanshi68873 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyy2495 the worst nightmare for a person with thalassophobia
@NeviusZ3 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyy2495 They are not out in the ocean far off I think, probably stick to small rivers or lakes, I am not sure though look it up.
@dusk4974 Жыл бұрын
Parasites are one of my biggest fears. When I first found out about the brain worms in some lakes and ponds I wouldn't even go near a pool for a while unless it was crystal clear. Even now, I'm always nervous to drink normal water. Parasites are everywhere, luckily a lot of them are in raw foods, animals, and unclean water. Which means that since I hate raw meat, obsessively clean my veggies, and don't go near lakes, I'm mildly okay. Still gonna get a parasite check the MOMENT anything weird happens
@stillhere1425 Жыл бұрын
You could boil your drinking water too.
@stillhere1425 Жыл бұрын
@@kosmique yes but they are symbiotic-neither help nor hurt you-not parasites.
@blu4390 Жыл бұрын
take a piece of tape, place it on your cheek. take it off, look at it under a microscope. there are some bugs all over you
@dusk4974 Жыл бұрын
@@blu4390 I don't care about those ones. They're meant to be there. And I can't see them. It's parasites I'm afraid of, not tiny symbiotic friends
@Lilaco_ Жыл бұрын
And if you have cats- it's EXTREMELY likely you have a parasite called toxoplasmosis. :) Not that it's a death sentence, unless you're pregnant, then it could be a death sentence for your unborn child.
@danielterra4773 Жыл бұрын
You're the best, man. I'd trade all the ours I spent watching filler documentaries on TV for your videos. None of that old bs had me prepared for the gruesome reality of nature as your videos do.
@poncho_x44102 жыл бұрын
The fact that those adorable little puppies would be the first ones testing me apart chunk by chunk is equal parts both terrifying and wholesome. "Go ahead young ones, dismember and devour the squirming piece of food before it gets away again."
@noobslayerxxx Жыл бұрын
NEIN! NOT ZE PUPPIES!
@EmpressOfExile206 Жыл бұрын
I remember the huge story made when a mother accidentally dropped her toddler in the African Wild Dog exhibit at a zoo‼️ Everyone was helpless to watch as the whole pack twax-feasted him from the moment he hit the ground till the staff got there 10-15min later 🤕🥩🐕🐕
@WTFisTingispingis Жыл бұрын
You better believe that Baboon got the Captain Rhodes treatment.
@Tyranid_Hive_Mind Жыл бұрын
@EmpressOfExile206 she then sued the zoo for negligence
@Dzagoev-v7z Жыл бұрын
@@Tyranid_Hive_Mind its her fault tbh
@willriseabove68583 жыл бұрын
I remember my school had African heritage day and they played music and told stories. One of which was about hyaenas being very smart to the point of learning peoples names and calling out to them in the middle of the night to ambush them.. after hearing that it gave me a different perspective on hyenas ever since lol
@AshLee924903 жыл бұрын
I learned that on the season one episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Pack", when 5 students get possessed by a hyena spirit lol...
@sharonwolfe52103 жыл бұрын
To think, there's guys in Africa that ride up on you on a hyena's back, or walk into the main road of a village, "controlling" the animals on a tow chain, in a kind of wandering "circus"... These guys'll go into the mountains, into the birthing dens, steal the pups, and "raise" them... They are called "The Hyena Men"... Some big bouncin balls on them dudes...
@magnarcreed38013 жыл бұрын
Jokes on them, I’m okay with that. But seriously such cute and smart critters
@zacharykenniston7482 жыл бұрын
Hyenas are actually good animals spiritually. They should be protected but Komodo dragons are to vile to be allowed to exist their death would be a wise decision. And a mercy even for them. And to think I used to stand up for the demonic megalania lizard. I fucking hate nature more than I can describe and I think humanity is horrible.
@wonderful_whiscash95342 жыл бұрын
@@zacharykenniston748 what
@edwardcrown35933 жыл бұрын
i remember the story of a guy that survivied a wild dogs attack, he basically said that the key to survival is jump, not to escape but to attack, you have to stomp with both feets on every dog you can without stepping in the same spot twice, i did some maths on how this could be possible and i found out that the average wild dog weight is around 22kg while the average human weight is 80kg, which means that if you jump over a wild dog theres 58 kg (maybe more due to gravity) that will crush their bodies, especially their legs because they are not made to bear that much weight, so in a few moments the dogs retreat due to injuries and deaths.
@vcp0093 жыл бұрын
I weigh 55 kg. I guess I'll just die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But seriously if you're attacked by 10-15 wild dogs I don't think becoming a Mario to squish them should work. That guy gotta be insanely lucky to survive.
@paridhigupta49583 жыл бұрын
Umm I will shoot in the air with a gun. And maybe the sound will scare them away. And if that doesn't work, I will just shoot myself.
@vcp0093 жыл бұрын
@@paridhigupta4958 If gun shot scares them then you'd rather try shooting one of them, even if you miss it would scare them off and if you hit there's one less doggo to deal with. And yes shooting yourself will definitely solve the problem, permanently.
@rashonkelly35983 жыл бұрын
@@vcp009 why did Mario come to my mind also when I was reading this? 😂😂😂
@user-unos1113 жыл бұрын
@@vcp009 When you are in a desperate struggle for your life you don't care for statistics
@michellevanguilder6808 Жыл бұрын
This is my first time viewing one of your videos, instantly hooked. Very knowledgeable, great personality, cute. But the best part, the very unique way you tell the story. I would love to hear you narrative horror. Great voice!
@borimaster24123 жыл бұрын
*Casual Geographic:* "I'mma do something I've never done before. viewer discretion is VERY much advised." *me who just sat down for homecooked dinner:* - worry intensifies - (edit; loved this video SO much!! your longer content is absolutely great. I mean, all of it is great because I LOVE learning about nature, especially the more fucked up facts haha. thanks so much for being our teacher! like a black male Ms Fizzle but instead of a Magic Schoolbus, it's more of a large, beaten up ATV and we definitely wouldn't be on PBS Kids lmao.)
@Eloraurora3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the field trips he could take us on if he had a magic schoolbus.
@Pikachew6753 жыл бұрын
@@Eloraurora they would be crazy
@ImSilverbtw3 жыл бұрын
Sudsy me to leave but no answer yet but I liked that one 🕐🕐 I had the time you get it to you said he was a little you said it was way better than expected but no more than a day to get a day out of my life 🧬 lol 😂😂😂 I had the best way better with your mom or something lol 😂😂😂
@joshuahicks77983 жыл бұрын
Ms. Frizzle*
@mojavewastelander40353 жыл бұрын
@Pidgeon Easily the most accurate description of his videos