Kiara finds out Marine's real age in the airport[Animated Hololive/Eng sub]

[@dieblauebedrohung]

"They won't talk quickly in English with you because they'll be talking quickly in German" lmao, so accurate

[@phosphophyllite7290]

in der tat

[@ahmedbaumusvonderstamm]

Das ist richtig so

[@Icetea-2000]

Funny when the Japanese have the impression of kaigai nikkis being only english speakers

[@Tiavals]

@@Icetea-2000 It's always fascinating how people from around the world see the rest of the world. I'd love to see a video of 100 people telling their image of the world.

[@_Killkor]

​@@Icetea-2000 The rest of the world seems to not be well aware of the fact that Europe is in fact a very diverse continent, full of different cultures and separate languages, where English speakers are not always guaranteed, especially in countries that pride themselves in their own language.

[@Pudding404]

Always entertaining to hear Marine's "17 year old" gag. Girl's been 17 for 3 years at the very least and counting, lmao.

[@dracotheshadowphoenix]

ash has been 10 for 25 years...those are rookie numbers xD

[@iPervy]

Only 3 years? Aye thats only 3 seasons, so one more season to go a full year! Still 17 indeed!

[@Counselor-yj8hk]

Keep in mind, Marine doesn't even refute her chat's claims that she is 30 years old anymore. she just runs with it.

[@devinsteele2424]

My mom has been 37 for 10 years

[@eidonium5334]

my 70yo Japanese teacher said he's always 17 in his heart lol, he's a great man

[@usamaepekonis]

Kiara at the end just speaking japanese with an accent to help senchou is so cute

[@yourvenparianen5390]

Its the posh japanese accent

[@SebOuiKin]

Japanese Valley Girl Kiara xD

[@ReaderViaNil]

its the "im confidently foreign in japan" accent

[@falapadieu]

I love how Immigration Kiara becomes fluent in casual Japanese while further enhancing her sass towards poor Senchou.

[@rich1051414]

Almost like she was taunting her poor English by flaunting how easy it is to be multilingual xD In reality though, many people in immigration are multilingual, cause it's quite useful.

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

@@rich1051414 isn't it bilingual, trilingual then polyglot in terms of progression?

[@rich1051414]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Multilingual means speaking more than 1 language.

[@Nubsta5]

Immigration will often have a translator available, and they may be like that, lol.

[@Art-X-W]

I mean they all have to learn at three languages English Japanese Indonesian Kiara knows austrian and possibly german With that logic being vtuber for hololive would be exhausting trying to keep track with that many languages

[@XYousoro]

The immigration officer: "Wait, she's supposed to be 17?" Kiara: "Apparently has been."

[@kingofthelandbaby]

I love how ruthless Kiara was, just straight English like it’s a native speaker, didn’t even make it easy English for her, Marine on the other hand, not sure why she has “monster parents” but I’m sure they love senchou very much and it must be scary traveling without your monster parents for the first time

[@Tiavals]

I think the "monster parents" thing is her way of understanding/realizing what the word "parent" means. Like, some movie has the term "monster parents" and she connected the dots like "She must be talking about my parents, so me saying 17 is the problem! --> Notto sevenbuteenu."

[@flamingspinach]

yeah, "monster parents" is a phrase that was borrowed into Japanese from English. it means parents who always complain to their kid's school about stuff and cause problems, basically a school child's "Karen" parents. so Marine just recognized the sound of the word "parents" from that phrase "monsutaapearentsu" that she already knew.

[@phaolo6]

I wish she talked to Marine in german first lol

[@chinesemassproduction]

Because she's a stupid, inconsiderate Euro.

[@sboinkthelegday3892]

Man, "monster parents", haven't heard that in a decade, Marine sure is old. I bet she watched ＣＹＢＥＲ　ＭＥＭＥ　サイバーミーム in 1992. I bet she read The Selfish Gene the day it came out.

[@zerofox641]

I want them to fully play out that scenario like Miko and Coco’s “Freedom Lady” Marine English isn’t ELITE like Miko’s but it’d be very fun for sure

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

Can you imagine Miko and Marine travelling to foreign countries together?

[@rush51]

@@Naraku-no-Hana-WE elite baby and grandma

[@vladislavivanov2334]

@@Naraku-no-Hana-WE unironically travel to Austia instead Of Australia.

[@01100101011100100111]

Yeah, Miko's English is Elite, while Marine's Vocabulary is Volcano. Completely different.

[@zerofox641]

@@rush51 Coming soon to a streaming service near you The Baby and her “Grandma” Travel Around the World but Can’t Speak Any Languages

[@Ichengo42]

the line "it's okay, they won't talk to you in English, because they will talk very fast to you in German" has me rolling xD

[@TheMajesticMirage]

1:40, if Kiara was savage, she would say "okay so you're xx years old, where are your grandchildren?"

[@Tampenismall]

The “da yo” part broke me badly

[@remyhavoc4463]

"Da yow 😎🎤" 💀

[@eliteotaku]

Soto de taxi yobu yo

[@matthewyeldig4608]

I've got some good news...

[@hkbundle]

@@matthewyeldig4608 ?

[@lilypads3033]

We need more of JP girls learning real world english applications like this, not only it's cute but it's really useful when any of the JP girls wants to travel abroad

[@Insane_Kane]

Fleedom Lady GO!

[@n0madfernan257]

i find japanglish and kansai dialect cute

[@RykenInverse]

If this Corona crap ever ends and it becomes safe to travel abroad again anyway

[@dennishiestermann3055]

@@RykenInverse I mean it already is safe to travel..well not everywhere but for the most part it's fine.

[@RykenInverse]

@@dennishiestermann3055 I'm not going to feel it safe to travel until we can stop wearing masks everyday and the number of infections doesn't skyrocket everytime the government lets foreigners back in.

[@EmuEmuchu]

Captain is so brave to go through such a scary process of traveling

[@mitchellhouser1572]

She's used to only traveling by sea not air!

[@0taku912]

It's amazing how much Mochimiko's art is evolving

[@ChinchillaBONK]

Marine : is a Pirate. Also Marine : "I have never been overseas..." 😂😂😂😂

[@leokhorn]

Local waters pirate

[@askylibrarianoftheoceans4102]

Marine: "I'm 17 year old girl" Kiara: "Wait, that's illegal, where are your parents!?" Marine: "...I'm NOT 17 year old girl..."

[@Phyrrax]

It went from a somewhat realistic RP scenario, to Kiara just having enough and straight up switching to japanese. 😁

[@Zero_Shift]

Its even better, she did a really heavy austrian-american accent while speaking japanese

[@MarlonUmekage]

I mean, it's not too unrealistic for a customs and immigrations worker to know Japanese to the extent demonstrated here, since many will learn at least the basics of one or more major foreign language (in addition to English if it's not their first language)

[@7shinta7]

@@MarlonUmekage At least in German immigration it's somewhat unlikely that they know Japanese. The only exception might be if Marine flies to Düsseldorf. They have a big Japanese population there and the immigration officers might be used to dealing with Japanese guests.

[@RawrFishAE]

I M M I G R A T I O N D A Y O

[@ReXiRa787]

I was surprised when Kiara just replied with "What?", I was genuinely expecting a "Yes, how can I help you?" or something to that effect 😅

[@andrewkful]

"Yeeeh whaddya waant???"

[@pierzchala6]

She went for realistic experience I guess xD

[@switteh8802]

Must be an immigration officer on her 4th 12-hour shift

[@tunnel0]

That's the american greeting. Especially in german speaking countries they tend to be more blunt lol.

[@NLTops]

I love how Kiara starts talking purposefully foreigner Japanese just to mirror Marine's broken English.

[@aprix7977]

~ OBASAN SUKIDAYOO ~

[@-Raylight]

Senchou is like a certain Japanese voice actress. -Oi! Oi!- She'll always be 17 years old in our heart xD

[@jopetdevera]

@Trabelna It's an inside joke on a JP voice actress which is Kikuko Inoue. Tfw she voiced Komi's mom, and Lady D from RE8.

[@justiron2999]

@@jopetdevera Also I'm sure that Senchou has mentioned that she voiced somebody in a game.

[@davidgamarra9664]

I think Marine just took the Kikuko's Joke and adapted as her own

[@n0madfernan257]

immigration officer popped a nerve and talked in nihongo suddenly. cmon kiara give senchou some slack lol

[@TopazNoob]

Kiara's first "what?" is so real. A lot of my friends found it intimidating how cold a lot of people are 😭

[@antimitsu]

"no no, immigration da YO" 😂😂😂

[@Fs3i]

Kiara is impressively fluent in 3 languages, dang

[@dex6316]

She’s fluent in more than just 3.

[@mung01re]

@@dex6316 No, she fluently speaks three. She can kinda-sorta conversationally speak, like, seven.

[@razier5299]

@@mung01re I assume French and Italian are some of the others? I have no clue for the rest.

[@jihamtokanu5387]

Idk why European and Asian can speak many languages most holo Id talents can speak 3-5 language fluently

[@PurpleTako]

@@jihamtokanu5387 europe has a shitton of smaller countries, maybe thats why

[@damusdeshi622]

I like it everytime Senchou saying, "I'm 17 girl" 😅🤣

[@freakcan]

Marine knows the important phrases, "I'm 17 girl".

[@vilmamiyagi2785]

i really know how kiara's japanese speaking and marine's english speaking communication are good

[@Absolute__Zero]

Senchou’s English is actually pretty good and she’ll probably get by well enough with it lol She might have a panic attack though if it’s German xD

[@KyleSolokov]

Idk much if she shown her proficiency in other stream but not being able to hold basic conversation is hardly “good” you know.

[@_Pikahiiri_]

@@KyleSolokov How's your Japanese? Can you ask where the exit is?

[@KyleSolokov]

@@_Pikahiiri_ How does my japanese affects Senchou's English skill ? Or does someone has to be skilled in a language to say something about other people being good at another language ? Thats a classic strawman you have there. Nothing wrong with being positive, but I dont think it should stray too far from reality. Haachamaa is good, Subaru is good, Lui is good, A-chan is good, but from this clip alone its hard to tell if Senchou is good or not.

[@leafy058]

@@_Pikahiiri_ How is your Swahili? You will need to know Swahili before you can talk about language. Oh wait, you have no intention to visit Africa and it’s irrelevant? Still you cannot judge your native language because you DO NOT know Swahili.

[@smaragdwolf1]

@@_Pikahiiri_ If you travel to another area of the World, it would be useful to know atleast some coherent words in a language that is spoken in large areas of the World. Increases your chance to communicate a tiny bit with foreigners. Its also useful to know the Sentence "i can speak english a little bit 🤏". Most people, who are able to speak english, may it their first language or not, will most likely default to a basic version of english and try to communicate with you. See it this Way. Depending what Language-family is, english is probably an "easy" to learn language for international travel. If you would attempt to learn more difficult languages, it will be harder to communicate with natives, because they will probably speak rather fast in their motherlanguage. For the majority of Humans, english is the second language. They will not be as fast as in their motherlanguage AND they know the struggle of learning it, means they can understand YOUR struggle to communicate with few english words. (btw. English is my 2. Language too)

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

I knew this conversation was gonna make for a hilarious animation but you blew it out of the park with all of Marine's nervous expressions, hahaha

[@TheAerialScrew]

Damn, you can feel Marine’s stress from the RP scenario… Aight, time to put her through the real thing.

[@AnthonyAgresta]

Kiara's background makes her really good at an American Japanese accent

[@ProGentleman]

She's also been hanging out with Calli for 3 years. :P

[@apple_pines]

yes, luckily the person in the immigration suddenly knows how to speak japanese with an accent

[@tokukao8987]

Traveling alone without knowing the surrounding language for the first time is very scary

[@Silenthunter199]

Well I got to explain something. I understand that japanese people try to be as polite as possible and are very scared or stressed in that kind of situations. But these people on the airport, you must remember that's literally their job to help you and answer your easy or silly questions (where is the toilet, where to go for taxi, where is your gate). As a mariner (working on sea ships) I travel a lot around the world. Last time I travelled i met two kinds of persons. In Amsterdam I remember that KLM employees on check-in were very patient, nice and helpful. I had problem with checking my baggage (my padlock for the bag felt off and caused error on the weight). They helped me solve the problem very nicely, printed out boarding pass and directed to the safety check queue (rebuilding + covid restrictions on Schiphol). Second time I was repatriating to my country through Hamburg airport (Germany), the woman on the check-in had such german accent with the English I couldn't understand her anyhow. She asked for the things I just never heard of, I've just passed all the travel documents. She just looked very impatient and irritiated. I said "sorry but I don't clearly understand you and I don't understand what you want from me to show, I just pass you everything there". Very angrily she printed the boarding pass and didn't say anything in return. I was just perplexed and kinda sad, but that was clearly her attitude fault. Don't be scared. You are the passanger and if you are behaving nicely and kindly, or even if they see you are stressed and anxious, THEY SHOULD TRY THEIR BEST to help you out.

[@TotemoGaijin]

"Mariner" also being a good alternative name for her fanbase, lol.

[@dsandoval9396]

Wow. Kiara was kinda short with Marine, but TBH that's par for the course airport staff (Immigration/Customs/TSA) for you. So I guess you could say Kiara was preparing Marine for real life scenarios. Gambare Marine! 😲📣

[@MasterQuestMaster]

The thought of Marine coming to Kiara's (and my) home country is pretty unreal xD

[@SuperfieldCrUn]

"Where are your parents?" "Well, you can be my mommy, if you want."

[@ADAM23795]

For everyone scared of airports: I have not traveled a lot in my life but from the few flight trips I was on, airports have a lot of huge signs that make it hard to get lost, sometimes you can get confused for a short while but usually quickly you will find your way. As for people talking to you, people talk to you slowly and quietly because they are tired and in Germany they talk to you in english unless you start talking to them in german.

[@TheLightningYu]

I'm not scared of the Airports, but of the planes. But good to know.

[@lanoche]

God, I love their interactions.

[@burnoutcat2387]

"I'm seventeen girl" *"Sound of sheer doubt"*

[@hwhebasta8617]

idk why but japanese people speaking english is kinda adorable to listen

[@slayerzing2]

that's such a cute little skit, i want more of these like how Miko had her Elite english skits back then

[@qt7115]

NOW THIS IS THE 2ND ONE I WATCH THESE FULLY SO DO NOT WORRY you are one of the best clipper btw:)

[@glkraken]

I love how marine said "vea, vea, vea" in spanish ( that means "see, see, see" in english ).

[@takodachi8283]

Senchou has to be my favorite in these chibi animations, her voice is so cute that fits perfectly in the style.

[@thompsonprum7739]

senchou kawaisoni

[@Gamesmarts194]

I like how Marine backpedals once Kiara says everyone will be speaking in German lol

[@JesseMcCullough]

The running gag of Marine's true age goes on and on and on...

[@Lilitha11]

As long as you are not in a rush, going through an airport isn't a problem even if you have no idea what you are doing and bumble through everything. So first time traveling, just plan to be stuck there for a while.

[@OlioliOxinfree]

Kiawah busting out those last lines in Japanese to help Marine was gold.

[@megahellreaper]

This reminds me of this one time a Chinese guy that basically didn't speak a lick of English was trying to get somewhere and was trying to get some help with busses to get to a place. After trying, unsuccessfully to understand and help him out, I thought "hey, I use DeepL to read Japanese novels, maybe it'll be good to use it here." So, yeah, if you ever find yourself in that situation, MTL's better than nothing.

[@anniemay555]

Kiara finally becomes truly nihongo jouzu.

[@matchesburn]

"You're actually [..] years old." Well, we know it's 2-digits. So at least she's not hitting a century. Yet.

[@seraphinaaizen6278]

I literally didn't even notice Kiara switching back to Japanese. She's just that damn smooth.

[@ventusvero4484]

Smol animated Kiara in glasses, shirt/tie uniform, looking listless, hits different and I like it. =D

[@abros233]

It's such a weird feeling to imagine that Marine will be coming to my town (Vienna). Assuming that Kiara lives here (since it's the only city in Austria and some stories from her imply that she's living in a city) or that, at least, they will visit Vienna for sightseeing and going out.

[@5715klin]

imagine going up to an immigration officer and they just start rapping in japanese

[@GretgorPooper]

I'm mostly just surprised by how fluent Kiara is in Japanese

[@trstmeimadctr]

Tbh I'm worried Marine is going to buy a ticket to Australia on accident lol

[@ForumcoldiArchon]

Considdering they'd meet at the airport with her limited english and no german - it wouldnt happen as the austrian woukd recognize that the destination isnt Austria and make her change the order in time, yet the thought is hilarious and it probably happens a lot.

[@EonsHD]

Your videos always make my day!

[@andrewkful]

"It's okay. They won't talk to you in English." Whew! "...they'll talk to you very fast in German!" AAAAH!

[@VeeZzz123]

I love how she says "Excuse me, excuse me", so cuuuute

[@D.Mom0]

Kiara's acting accent was funny, I can see that actually happening if Marine ask for directions lol

[@rowanblithe71]

Man, that's a job!! Japanese interpreter at the airport, and for extra, country guide

[@NotASummoner]

Kiara out here making the Japanese think that Austrians are extremely terrifying, can't speak English and can't believe that a 17 y.o would travel without parental supervision. In reality you'll be fine as long as you don't jaywalk, I believe that's punishable by death in the German speaking countries.

[@raka1996]

Nah, it's just... Airport do be like that

[@unluckystaravia2352]

Sorry as not a German I'd like to ask you to run me by that last part again, is jaywalking more cracked down on in German speaking countries?

[@cherryrook8684]

@@unluckystaravia2352 The last part was a joke, but it is illegal here so you'll run a risk of getting fined if caught. And culterally speaking its heavily frowned upon by citizens

[@MrNickLancelot]

Imagine Senchou showing up when you're playing Papers Please!

[@xenotiic8356]

The animation was so good!

[@darkeolas6587]

i worked for 11 years at a small german airport, and we managed to find a solution to everything. hands, feet, google translate. we even got some employees taking some stranded passengers home for a night. i think there is nothing to be afraid of.

[@Mat-Gaming-Anime]

I love it when Marine tries to speak English cause it's super cute. And she's not awful at it. Like her English is better than my understanding of Japanese.

[@yaluckyboy]

Kiara sure had fun with that hypothetical scenario

[@TheWhiteMamba3000]

Marine with any level of intimidation: sorry, sorry

[@Art-X-W]

Most of their iconic clips almost always cones from 2023 feb or 2022 summer.

[@VeeZzz123]

Kiara's accent at the end cracks me up 🤣🤣

[@asdf2098]

Marine: "Excuse me, Excuse me..." Kiara: "What?" Yeah, that's somewhat common in America. Most people's "customer service voice" died during the pandemic when the most insane customers started thinking it's acceptable to be asses in public. "What" is justifiable now.

[@OrochiVegeta07]

marine will be just adorable trying to get around overseas

[@blatantslander]

That was quite a helpful view for Marine, but yeah airport staff are pretty tight on time!

[@davidnguyen3469]

Aw, I was waiting for the "niku tomodachi" part. Still amazing though.

[@xdawn]

Her sorry is so adorable 😭

[@SimplyTakuma]

Marine would laughtin more than have to consider...

[@Varler_]

Monster parents??? Lmao! Cute animation! Thanks for your hard work! :)

[@松井良樹-e2y]

まぁ言うて実際マリン船長が地元に来るってなったらキアラは大喜びで空港に迎えに行きそう・・・

[@catsspat]

「いく、いく、と言って2年経ってて…」 When I heard that, I was like, holy shit, that's a long foreplay!

[@saemitatsuya8419]

You can indeed travel alone at 17. I travelled alone when I was 14.

[@ivanpetrov5255]

That was adorable 😀Great animation.

[@CaylexT]

One day, we all hope we will see FURIEDEMU LEAADY in person, but first we have to ask for our exit and where to find in cab with our ELITE ENGLISH

[@dsagent]

Marine really is the treasure.

[@wnyx]

"I'm 17 garu!" Still awesome! xD

[@Rmx2011]

Indeed, they will be talking to anyone in german unless you open the conversation in english.

[@jamoecw]

Kiara is the nicest immigration officer i have encountered, normally they are like hurry up and get out of my face.

[@xastielmuffinz3047]

So basically senchou has been looking at her password upside down this whole time, she's 71

[@zeriel9148]

When Kiara says its okay, it probably isn't.

[@eliteotaku]

That soto de taxi yobu yo! Just sounds so perfect

[@peepance1799]

The surprise when she is actually 17

[@dasharius3021]

Exactly the reason why you wait at the airport for foreign friends coming to your country ;)

[@lootmaster1337]

I can just see an austrian immigration guy with broken english (heavy german accent) getting really confused and asking for backup.

[@TechSY730]

Funny thing is that Marine isn't all that old. Yes, she is in the top 50% of ages of the Hololive talents, but not by much. She's just much worse at hiding it. 😆 (or alternatively, she doesn't care about hiding it)

[@Littlefighter1911]

"They will talk fast to you in German!" *proceeds putting on a fake English accent when talking Japanese*

[@nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978]

everyone's 17 till they need a passport

[@bruchett4799]

Very accurate passport ruthlessness around the world