Mock The Week S18E03 June 6, 2019

[@chrisparti]

"I feel that anyone who says that everything in life happens for a reason, has never shit themselves on public transport" gets my vote as the best opening line to a comedy stand up ever... lol

[@michaelharrison3602]

Stars and stripes burqa

[@leojones1964]

I know a lot of old fans don't like the new MtW, but you gotta admit that Rhys James is pretty good and there are guests that aren't slouches either.

[@myrixica4222]

They are just grouchy old red faced gammon.

[@rosemaryjones5550]

I just would have liked it more is Angela was on less she’s not very funny

[@nothere1396]

Except feminista extreme Angela .

[@Fethos]

Your right. I do hate the new ones. Hate that its cancelled

[@mikewazowksi7938]

@@nothere1396 me when i'm miserable and stupid:

[@fletcher7580]

"why does she need a handbag, she's in her own garden" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼

[@CorvusCorone68]

side note, i heard she always has one so she can signal her attendants to extract her away from an awkward situation

[@nicoladale1668]

I know many people prefer the older episodes but I found the later ones much funnier.

[@phillipyovino3963]

Angela VS. Rhys…Rhys crushed it and could’ve left on his first philosophy bit 🤣🤣🤣 damn

[@cuzned1375]

Isn’t Cannabis Lassie just Scooby Doo? Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh, you’re too kind.

[@wfellow1]

I have noticed having watched this show quite a bit here on youtube that almost 100% of the time if Ed Byrne is on the panel the team that he is on will be the winner that week.

[@myrixica4222]

Perks of being best buds with the host.

[@jonblackk]

Plus Ed is a legend

[@MotRekrab1347]

21:25 Rhys is walking like a speedy Robocop

[@muhaoai4693]

@17:35 You fool, Rhys. First Dara makes the robots fight... then he turns them on everyone who doesn't submit to his terrible power.

[@chenzenzo]

The long game...

[@chrisparti]

...and the ending about the grateful old lady... what a closer

[@rajabuta]

Oh shit. A relatively recent MtW. All I've watched so far was years old.

[@leanneblake4248]

I think it is brilliant , the Queen Elizabeth ll gave him a BOOK. ..

[@VikingCuda]

Shame he can't read.

[@micahgoodwin3513]

@@VikingCuda it MIGHT have pictures... which he would color...

[@hiramcarter]

An abridged copy.

[@RIXRADvidz]

how the hell else is 90 year old woman supposed to bitch-slap a Troglodyte?

[@cideryeti7957]

Also Lizzy wore a broach given to her by Obama.

[@swordsword5593]

This programme is really to sharpen better the comedians...no doubts brits comedians are the best!!!

[@aemelnick]

Angela and Ellie should be on every week.

[@leonnZawodowiec]

I love ellie sarcastic attitude

[@markt1387]

Angela Barnes so brilliant - And Ellie Taylor too, wow!

[@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339]

You're wrong about baron, he's not home alone setting traps to keep Joe pesci out of the white house, he's home alone setting traps covered in garlic for Steven Miller. Unfortunately for baron, his dad invited the guy into his house, poor kid had to fend for himself and survive on his own. Steven Miller can get past the guards!

[@ascendingdemon4801]

lmao

[@patrickdelany8579]

Wahhhey

[@Witnwisdom70]

Angela barnes has really evolved as a comedian now shes up there with the best. On a side note though wheres james acaster

[@micahgoodwin3513]

Putting cabbages in a kids room, perhaps?

[@badgersgetabadname]

Her work on R4 is very good. Well worth looking up

[@kelvynification]

Yes! Getting better all the time👍

[@stevevisel6312]

Not so much. More whiny, trite political lefty jokes.

[@justinamos648]

⁰

[@KaristaSwiss]

4:22 the best flub line... "banged out a quick..."

[@kylestubbs8867]

4:46

[@mattmills3035]

Christ, Angela Barnes was on fire this episode!

[@CorvusCorone68]

wouldn't take much to make her hair look like it was too, just a bit of animated highlights

[@aemelnick]

I've seen the Origami Award a bunch of times on different clips and it still gets me. Milton-level silliness.

[@maxblechman2665]

7:38 I don't know, have you seen how the guy gropes flags?

[@tommullins7631]

How did Rhys not win the stand-up bit??

[@sekara9866]

#notarealquiz

[@sekara9866]

@HappyandAtheist I kind of hope that's just a joke and that you're not one of 'those' guys

[@amberkelly3187]

This isn’t really a competition. The points don’t matter. No one cares. The point is enjoying the jokes.

[@corbeau-_-]

no one is really keeping score -.o

[@corbeau-_-]

@HappyandAtheist Pff, you must be a woman too, nagging and whining xD

[@francaperotti5934]

Banged out a big one. Dara you really should know better. Ed Byrne and Angela barnes love them

[@jaggass]

''Michael Jackson what are you doing in my child's bedroom?''

[@Adrianovaz2007]

that Angela bit started so close to an older bit she did on the exact same topic I felt a strong deja vu

[@Konst_Abel]

Adriano Vaz it’s actually an old bit from Aziz Ansari.

[@biggusdickus5986]

Its funny lm sure I've read your comment before.. 😳

[@lolaice8959]

¡Thanks from Mexico!

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

Rob Beckett did the "drawn out pause at an award's ceremony" joke better

[@francaperotti5934]

I'm starting to like ellie taylor

[@Eisenwulf666]

I mean,aside from being gorgeous, she has some witty jokes sometimes.

[@francaperotti5934]

I dont think she is beautful or gorgeous but she is funny but not like Ángela barnes tiff stevenson or carrie goodlyman

[@biggusdickus5986]

@@francaperotti5934 Claws bank in Franca, she is gorgous. 😂

[@panda4247]

unlikely things to hear at an award show... unless it's hosted by Ricky Gervais

[@micahgoodwin3513]

Theyre right about Baron, the only child of the wife who actually WENT to Britain. The other kids weren't even invited.

[@oscartravis5740]

I always hear the name Barren Trump as a fart that has no smell

[@loritracy1385]

@@oscartravis5740 - He's a kid. Back off. Until he shows us who he is.

[@oscartravis5740]

@@loritracy1385 Admire your protective streak, but he's in their number, he's already a cunt

[@oscartravis5740]

@Potato That's the point, I KNOW I'm a cunt, but they have some mental filter preventing them from seeing they're the biggest cunts out there, that's why the world is in a mess :-D

[@Rammbock]

Oh wow, just popped in after years and the show is but a shadow of itself. Gone is Frankie.

[@jeffreytsao5710]

Cant' believe Liverpool being European Champions for an English record 6 times (well, 5 was already an English record) didn't make the show...

[@dirtmansdnbplaylists250]

They have to slag trump n labour off for 20mins so isnt time for anything else

[@SilverPop28]

I'm watching this on June 6th, 2023.

[@RIXRADvidz]

28:22, and Ellie riffing on a joke done by Andy Parsons 10 years ago.....

[@bredeker]

Frankie Boyle you mean? "as a gay cowboy, I know where I'll be putting this little fellow!"

[@BuildingCenter]

1:07 That, folks, is an Alabama Slamma!

[@Link_Says]

Yeh but it doesn't quite make sense. The mum has the right to not be killed. Just like the unborn child. The mum has far more rights. It's actually a pretty flawed joke and I kinda side with the unborn child now.

[@MissFotini]

@@Link_Says you suck

[@amberkelly3187]

The true meaning of the act of Alabama Slammer is just as disgusting as the new laws.

[@RiotElephantProductions]

The 11 Tory party members running for leadership all look like rejected Bond villains

[@mattmas32]

I love Rhys.

[@LarryTheTubaBoy]

1:19 Would this be because Dominic Raab is presumed to have quite a lot of Vitamin A?

[@jaggass]

''Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Will Smith are just some of the actors that have been blacklisted from this years Oscar's''

[@jennamakesbugs]

Baron and Melania don't actually live in the White House. They live in Maryland with Melania's parents. So Baron was at home with his grandparents.

[@badgersgetabadname]

Are you correcting a joke?

[@jeffcd3559]

That's not just Alabama!

[@padredelaverde]

I wonder if Dara knows Trump was in Home Alone for a fast cameo.

[@KeithofPlanetEarth]

yeah no other president helped him

[@injunsun]

@@KeithofPlanetEarth helped?

[@KeithofPlanetEarth]

@@injunsun watch the movie!

[@injunsun]

@@KeithofPlanetEarth It's been a while since I saw it without his nasty ass cut out for time constraints on network t.v..

[@MissFotini]

Angela Barnes is the best player this game has right now.

[@RIXRADvidz]

26:33, Ed Byrne reprising a joke given to us by Rob Beckett 5 years ago.....

[@c849243]

Sorry, U.K. Hopefully we'll send a real human next time.

[@danwic]

@You got played fool really? What planet are you on? Because clearly it's not earth.

[@karinbarger9192]

danwic, he’s from that ‘alternative truth’ universe.

[@c849243]

@You got played fool You are truly one ignorant person.

[@annother3350]

Trumps doing very well. Thank God it wasn't evil murderous child trafficking Hillary

[@y_strikes2770]

@Rolf Harris I don't think you know what honesty is mate, how goes the disinfectant Injecting? The not real virus?

[@darrenmaclaren5352]

I’ve not watched telly in over 2 years. I saw this on KZbin and now remember why.

[@larabradley5898]

Last Leg claimed there was a 12th candidate. He's who I would have picked.

[@markreid2075]

Always loved this show,but we can,t call any body fat but we can wade in if they,re ugly

[@amberkelly3187]

Mark R You aren’t really upset that you can’t call people fat are you? Come on 😫

[@patriciahopey1384]

Aces Hugh.3cheers from Canada

[@youtubeuser987]

why does hugh always look dead inside

[@KeithofPlanetEarth]

he is

[@rajabuta]

Because that's the best way to live

[@oscartravis5740]

Because Frankie raped and abused him in the early days and he's never emotionally recovered

[@ThatCoalSoul]

5:22 It's not that kind of milk Dara!!!

[@qwertyTRiG]

Angela, besides being very funny herself, is also very generous with her laughter.

[@tophers3756]

The Trump burns are great.

[@vendomnu]

Only if you never leave the echo chamber and have full trust in the MSM. I wonder why Trumps approval rating is so high in the states if he is so bad...

[@karinbarger9192]

It’s not. It hasn’t changed from that bottom third percentage since the beginning. In fact, he’s losing some of them.

[@vendomnu]

@@karinbarger9192 You are wrong. www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president_trump_job_approval-6179.html And a comparison to Obama. m.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trump_administration/prez_track_jun11

[@ShainCaldwell]

@@jgt_ Not to mention we here would not call for the execution of another countries leader like the large red head did with her comment about the military salute not taking Mr. Trump out. I suppose when all the rest of the world only gets their biased news from cnn, I can understand their ignorance of the truth.

[@annother3350]

The trump burns were tired as fuck

[@just-tess]

haunted Eddie Redmayne! that's exactly it!

[@Retr0Whiskey]

16:00

[@KaristaSwiss]

23:25 oh to dream :)

[@innerstandin_wil]

no more uploads? :(

[@MartinWillett]

Does anyone remember when comedians told jokes?

[@thebigdawg61]

I'm still waiting for Rhys' OnlyFans.

[@michaelharrison3602]

Andy Ruiz looks like he trained on do nuts snd watching TV Just goes to show

[@hnnh621]

THEY COULDVE MADE A JOKE ABOUT LEAVING BARREN, SAYING THE WHITE HOUSE IS BARREN

[@soundcrank6214]

Seeing Nish Kumar within the first 3 seconds is an instant stop watching experience.

[@apple1662]

14 min, 30 sec: bike helmet shows shows horrible wart that grew on it's arse!

[@tanukiman3855]

The smug is getting unbearable.

[@jeanthomas3910]

JC4PMASAP

[@celticwolff5429]

I dislike Angela so much that it makes it difficult to watch MTW.

[@thescottishbawbag]

Why is Nish Kumar relevant?

[@DrZaius3141]

Because he's pretty funny and an all around great person. Just look at how he laughs with the others - he is one of the few people that actually listen to other comedians' jokes instead of focussing only on his own. That's why pretty much everyone loves him.

[@decodolly1535]

He's not.

[@RIXRADvidz]

And do you think John Robins and Elis James finally found love in one another? certainly looks like it from here, more than just a BroMance. real, ring buying, Love.

[@injunsun]

@HaB22 Being gay wasn't intended as a punch line.

[@celticwolff5429]

I know humor is subjective but to me Angela is incredibly unfunny.

[@kieranpower3018]

Which one is Angela?

[@StalwartShinobi]

I love mock the week but these days it seems like they only talk about politics.. That or Frankie Boyle would make it light hearted because no one else dared

[@blueqeloxxx]

This is so contrived it insults the intelligence. Take the paperwork away.

[@LP-ii3vy]

I love when foreigners think they know everything about USA political status....that's the true joke

[@Konst_Abel]

Seems that Angela Barnes is a Aziz Ansari fan. The joke at 12:00 was on a special from Aziz in 2015. Same set up same punchline. Naughty naughty miss Barnes. Write your own shit!

[@Radio42]

Trade Angela for Karrie Godliman or zoe lyons or any other of the talented female comedians in the UK

[@wowyaywowyaywow]

I think she was way better than Ed this episode.

[@Konst_Abel]

Or all of them? Or is there a female comic quota on mock the week?

[@cypherglitch]

I would love it if Boris became PM. Its thr same reason half of the people voted for Trump. They just wanna se what would happen.

[@badgersgetabadname]

A lot of people will die.

[@cypherglitch]

@@badgersgetabadname ya reacon he would be as incompetent as Trump? At least he knows political etiquette, and is not a narcissist.

[@badgersgetabadname]

@@cypherglitch He is racist, self interested, frightened of anyone with real power (same as Trump). He advocates cheating the national treasury out of billions in taxes, he has sold out people his entire life so he can get on, he is a hypocrite and he is about a hundred other clear examples why he would be bad for the country. But if you see lots of dead people as a punchline to a joke yeah vote for BJ. Suppose it depends if you want development and a better country or if you are a bellend. Do you think loads of dead people would be funny? We already have 4 million children in poverty. Just let em die eh?

[@cypherglitch]

@@badgersgetabadname if you noticed I did not see it that way. I am not saying I know what you know about Boris. But there is a possibility he could be, now Teresa left. Whats crazy is these selfish narcissistic people are well liked by the public, leaps and bounds above competent leaders who have the countries best interest at heart.

[@mikehenderson7907]

Nazism. Nazism will happen.

[@deanryan8533]

Angela is the funniest female comedian they show has ever had and I was always happy to see her in the line up. In contrast to Nish who with his one track mind gets old very quickly and frankly needs to bore right off.

[@andybk5140]

The panelists laugh at their own wet jokes more than the audience. The show has never been the same since Frankie left.

[@thesting2395]

are u like... deaf?

[@Chaz.hands.]

Felt like the audience were told to laugh and clap at literally anything that was said. Seemed false.

[@matthewevans3543]

Now that you mention it

[@TulilaSalome]

It's the crowd effect more likely. Like watching a comedy with your mates, you will laugh much more.

[@vampyricon7026]

It'd definitely not their best work.

[@FloraWest]

Maybe the warm up act killed and they were all in a good mood.

[@Adam-nb6im]

@You got played fool Jesus Christ grow up.

[@goodiesguy]

A feminist, apart from being glaringly obvious from appearance, it explains why she isn't funny. She makes Nish Kumar sound liked comedy gold in comparison.

[@mdmonroe82]

I love this show but the red head is so annoying. We get it. You hate everyone who doesn't think like you.

[@rajabuta]

10:51 of course she won't have a cat. She'll probably eat it. No judgement. Cat jerky is pretty tasty

[@injunsun]

So, in one way at least, you can admit to having tasted pussy... eeewwww.

[@slugwrench]

I think Angela Barnes should wear a berker 24-7-365.

[@slugwrench]

@@jgt_ Thanks to the grammar nazi for your diligence where would the world be without you burk's

[@slugwrench]

@@jgt_ Please go forth and multiply...

[@30daymissionman]

More left wing, PC, anti Trump nonsense. So boring!

[@thesting2395]

oh look! a twat! fuck off to texas with ur right wing, fascist anti-mock the week nonsense

[@andyaitken4243]

As much as I really love British comedy just watching this does show their lefty side a little too much. Are there an conservative comedians in once Great Britain?

[@thesting2395]

fuck off with u then

[@andyaitken4243]

TheSting already did, the country is a shit hole now.

[@nevillewissmann9605]

Andy Aitken there aren’t too many in the US either.

[@bt3743]

Not if you still want it to be funny

[@biggusdickus5986]

Geoff Norcott, and Simon Evans, both twats

[@stevevisel6312]

More tired, whiny political jokes.

[@emilyjane7027]

What show do you think you're watching?

[@blipus8711]

@@emilyjane7027 Well, yeah, but the show just throws left-wing joke after left-wing joke and it is rather annoying. I am calling them all cows in my head, increasingly as of late. Sure, make political jokes, but stop trying to push left-wing views on a comedy show.

[@etiam5267]

Alexander Roe It’s a political comedy show. They’ve satirised both the left and right wing, but it’s notably easier to mock trump than most other politicians.

[@blipus8711]

@@etiam5267 It is political comedy, and it is, as you stated, really easy to make fun of the orange man, but just listen to about 80% of Angela Barnes' jokes. All about the Tories. The rest are pushing 3rd wave feminist views. I am not against feminism in any way, but only making jokes about that and the Tories gets really tiresome

[@MagicPork]

@@blipus8711 same, shit gets tiring , real fast its yawn inducing. I found myself when she opened her mouth,going "what?" was that a joke? was that meant to funny? I try watching the more recent ones I really do, when Ed gamble is on and her, it makes it somewhat tolerable. Even the ones with Chris as a regular was more funny than this. Well consistently anyway.

[@mike112769]

Angela Barnes really, really likes everyone to know she is a liberal's liberal. Her comments were so cringeworthy that I thought she was playing SJW bingo. She might make a decent comedienne if she quit trying to be a politician.

[@micahgoodwin3513]

SWJ: Right wing for "being human".

[@jenniferhowd7935]

@kiloscott there's no need to project your feelings about your mom onto Angela.

[@thesting2395]

why are people unable to enjoy a comedy show? lighten up u depressed conservative arseholes

[@annother3350]

SJW - right wing for being marxist

[@mrmountain1683]

no surprise that mock the week died

[@mikehenderson7907]

mr mountain Are you unaware this just came out?

[@mrmountain1683]

@@mikehenderson7907 are you unaware that the shows ratings have been taking a massive dip for years now?

[@annemiike7087]

First!

[@talesfromthescrypt]

Stopped being funny when frankie left

[@LordAaronus]

yet you didn't

[@bigdog23345]

another left wing platform

[@badgersgetabadname]

Need a safe space hun? Why is it a "left wing platform"?

[@CrisSelene]

@@badgersgetabadname don't engage with the robots. That's how they gain self awareness

[@bigdog23345]

@@badgersgetabadname Sorry meant to say Left Wing Wankfest

[@badgersgetabadname]

@@bigdog23345 Awwww buttercup you dont know what you are saying. All your exams out the way now? I bet you were looking forward to your summer holidays. Is it A levels next year?

[@badgersgetabadname]

@@CrisSelene Firstly I love the lady of Shallot. Bots etc need interaction on FB/Twitter to grow but google algorithms dont care about any of that. I love that they get so upset about something they dont even try to understand. Sadly in this case its some teen that reads memes rather than books. Imagine being annoyed by satire. It would be a sad and complicated life.

[@Cheese_Boi1986]

These shows lost their appeal once they went mental on lefty agendas

[@taylorelise4742]

Phil Maplesden did. Did you miss the whole segment where they made fun of the Labour Party? Did you just shut your eyes and sing?

[@Cheese_Boi1986]

@@taylorelise4742 it's not just the one episode or show.. yes the take the piss out of labour and they are still mental on lefty agendas and always putting down the right as racist

[@taylorelise4742]

Phil Maplesden it’s called a joke love? It’s a comedy show?

[@Cheese_Boi1986]

@@taylorelise4742 dont love me you know exactly what I'm talking about

[@bt3743]

@@Cheese_Boi1986 surely you should know what a joke is given you are one

[@dominicallin834]

Would quite like to here something different about Trump. It’s been three years and they have just given lazy jokes. There’s so much more to take the piss out of 😂

[@micahgoodwin3513]

But its just so EASY.

[@followtheboat]

@You got played fool oh, the irony of your user name.

[@archstanton6102]

@You got played fool And the most easily triggered award is....

[@rajabuta]

And the snowflake conspiracist award goes to.*drumroll*

[@amberkelly3187]

It worries me that anyone in the UK is a Trump fan. But the I remember The world is going to die soon and it calms me down.

[@rainydaylady6596]

I do wonder what the Queen carries in her purse. If only it were brass knuckles that she used on Trump.

[@kenrehill8775]

Slagging trump off is lazy comedy. Ed Boyle has been funny twice, ever.

[@bt3743]

Who the fuck is ed boyle

[@ft1992]

Does anyone know any good female comedians cause for the love of god.

[@ft1992]

@@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev Can we get you on.

[@kevfromnorwichUKGGKev]

@@ft1992 No.

[@quasarsphere]

Sarah Kendall is brilliant.

[@longago3649]

Lots in the older series. Please get rid of Angela. Bring Zoe back at least.

[@dozog]

@You got played fool Literally your every comment is complaining about how far left you think the BBC is. If you are that sure, may I suggest you stop watching and save yourself from heart-burn. (And the rest of the world from your opinion)

[@Electroporcupine]

Jesus, the Corbyn jokes are frankly embarrassing.

[@donaldcampbell3043]

Back then we all hated Trump, but he was much better than old Joe Biden is... what a cluster f...