Mock The Week - Worst things to hear over a tannoy system

[@AnnaBear971]

Only YOU can hear me.... Second floor... Only YOU can't get out! The lift doors are closing... leaving you trapped in an airless windowless coffin... hurtling downwards at a hundred miles an hour..

[@Lord_Skeptic]

the wheels on the bus go round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long. the brakes are fucked.

[@martin14941]

Second floor ... but you can't get out!

[@CLBB16]

Only You Can Hear Me.......

[@popazz1]

"The train now arriving on platform 3 is ON TIME.There are plenty of seats available and the air-conditioning is working.Enjoy your journey".

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Thank you for choosing Southern Rail.”

[@xtheamazingax]

Not the broccoli!

[@pluto1093]

Whose the comedian that said "we all know that there will be a bomb on the tube but will it be today?!" I don't know what he's called please help!

[@BuddyIbex]

Mark Watson

[@DrBadwolf18]

ONLY YOU CAN READ THIS..........

[@davidtownson1476]

Love the broccoli one

[@jackywackydoodah2821]

0:08

[@kylestubbs8867]

2:46

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

[@India.H]

Frankie actually sounds like someone on an advert.

[@picat6741]

lol i cant read

[@FalconsPOWN2]

Would the woman wearing the poncho and balaclava come to the front desk to collect their latest rape victims unused condom?