Unlikely Things To Hear Over A Tannoy | Mock The Week

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Bring it back!

[@jbcatz5]

“I’m not just a Jedi, I’m also a lawyer. My slogan is may divorce be with you.”

[@rebelraccoon9018]

👏

[@MayorofDipshittery-lq7if]

Some proper belters here.

[@rebelraccoon9018]

Rhys James slaying it with the Christ the Redeemer joke.🎉👏

[@Ceroar]

Ed Gamble dominated as always 😍

[@gustavsvard7955]

0:31 can someone please explain what he’s talking about? Sweden doesn’t have mock the week

[@noir-214]

3:15 Sounds like you've entered the Twilight Zones

[@minibus9]

"Boris Johnson is about to enter th building , please go and fart in the lifts, it will be more popular"

[@just-tess]

Hugh's congested voice and drunk voice sound a lot alike...

[@DavidOakesMusic]

_Joke made up in the comments by someone who's never told a joke in their life_

[@stereoroid]

Could be worse: could be me.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Hahahaha 😂

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Haha yes. All terrible.

[@CricketEngland]

Could be worse it could be Frankie Boyle

[@KaiserRika]

Ikr.

[@pollyllwynfedwen8763]

Just disappointed that no-one said - "This Is The Voice Of The Mysterons"

[@williamcrowe2576]

Things You Wouldn't Hear Over a Tannoy; "This is a customer page, would Amanda Hug report to customer service please?"

[@samuelmellars7855]

She got married recently. You should be looking for Amanda Luvenholt

[@geoffreylee5199]

Tannoy?

[@retnavybrat]

PA system or loudspeaker in the States.

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

1:20 - I was taking a puff on my vape as he said that. 😞 But I was part of the Rave and Britpop generation so it's scientifically impossible for me to be uncool.😜

[@Ethrianor]

That's what you tell yourselves 😁

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

Yeah... you go with that. See how *that* works for ya. smh

[@AutomaticDuck300]

You won’t be saying that when you die from heart or lung failure. Vaping increases the risk of both. Good luck.

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

@@AutomaticDuck300 No doubt. I do need to stop, but I have way too much stress right now to even attempt to quit. Frankly, if it kills me, right now, that's a very, very good thing.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@@Michelle_Schu-blacka then reduce your stress. Nicotine puts incredible strain on your heart and increases your blood pressure. I was addicted for months but I recently quit. It’s not easy but it’s worth it.

[@KeithFraser82]

Unlikely lines from a blockbuster movie: "I'm one of the world's top special forces operatives, and last year I gained the power to control fire with my mind. But I look pretty flabby and pasty with my shirt off, so I'll keep it on when we go to this beach, if that's OK."

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Apologies to all passengers for the turbulence. We are currently flying through a portal to another dimension. Thank you for flying Malaysia Airlines.

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

_We are currently facing a backlog. The current waiting time to be Tory party leader is...ten minutes. Please ensure you have properly filled out your resignation before you get to the window._

[@KaiserRika]

Stop putting jokes in the comments. *They're NOT funny.*

[@KeithFraser82]

Unlikely lines from a blockbuster movie, at least if it's expecting a Chinese release: "I'm John Smith, and this is my husband. He's from Taipei in the Republic of China. His parents fled from Shanghai on a boat during the Cultural Revolution after their village was gripped by famine."

[@FistandFootMartialArts]

😳

[@AutomaticDuck300]

No

[@easy_rider]

1st

[@thepeternetwork]

I dare anyone to compare Mock the Week with Politically Incorrect with Bill Mahr and tell me the two shows are not similar.

[@quokka0.0nraven]

Lmao actually its closer to a mix of HIGNFY and WLIIA but keep trying 😂

[@scottfreckle237]

The brown lady isn't even funny by accident

[@josephchambers2000]

Her name is Sindu Vee.