Things you wouldn't hear over a tannoy | Mock The Week - BBC

[@christeebs]

Rhys was top with the baby in ripped jeans

[@livski10124]

These videos are the best videos if I'm feeling rubbish

[@newmie01]

Rhys James is just fantastic

[@chrisgarton4225]

Attention, to anyone who’s afraid of elevators, take steps to avoid them

[@danimayb]

"please" before the take would have capped it but still good.

[@luuketaylor]

This clip was almost all killer! Everyone was on good form.

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

I'm shocked the "Unattended children will be removed and destroyed" line didn't get a bigger laugh.

[@mackereltabbie]

Not enough parents in the audience

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

Now I have to find out whether somebody did get kicked off the show for saying something racist.

[@musicofdaworld]

Leaving my Comment here in Case there are some answers

[@ipellaers]

Aren't they talking bout Frankie Boyle, though that's a while back.

[@retnavybrat]

I wouldn't swear to this, but I think it was a reference to something that was said during this episode.

[@alleeum]

No, Ed was referring to a joke he made earlier in the episode.

[@stereoroid]

Frankie Boyle wasn’t asked back; not for being racist or bigoted in any way, but for ... well, for being Frankie Boyle.

[@slurjkblohm]

Man I missed this show, been bingeing it all day

[@IlGreven]

"We apologize for the bus breakdown, but please feel free to take advantage of our replacement rail service."

[@martyfowler3072]

Quite funny. “ there’s a shagging item in the shagging area “ lol

[@dancingwithnature5303]

I have to watch MTW after I watch the news. Otherwise I would go absolutely mad! 😳

[@RIXRADvidz]

Ed's got a shirt I used to have back in the early 80's, I had one in white and one in blue

[@iball310369]

The next train to leave platform 4 is the 14:20 to newcastle. This train is running on time

[@thesquad-airsoftgamingnerf9643]

Ha

[@Boss_24785]

Remember when Rhys was on The Football Republic

[@duranduran20133]

Omg the flight ones are so true lol 😂😂 the whistle won't help you literally and especially the non smoking announcements.. Oh dear 😂😂

[@cityonfoot6023]

aviation 2018 for the non smoking announcements, you’ll never know when you’re flying with an idiot who smokes.

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@cityonfoot6023 or vapes

[@Madfattdeeb]

Sindhu Vee is so beautiful and funny 😊🥰

[@horseymad22]

A particularly good one 😂

[@chrisgarton4225]

Attention, would someone help a young man find platform 9 3/4

[@kylestubbs8867]

I think another segment had a joke like that: “Would the boy with the owl please stop trying to run between platforms 9 and 10?”

[@nagaboxe-compvtltd2457]

😂I enjoyed a lot

[@chrisgarton4225]

Bing Bong, can someone get the door please. I repeat can someone please get the door.

[@chrisgarton4225]

In a moment, all heavy metal albums will be replaced by kanye west’s heavy metal album for the rest of eternity.

Love your sense of humor! 😂 But perish the thought! 🙄

[@EuanWhitehead]

As a metalhead the thought makes me sick 🤣

[@chrisgarton4225]

Code Red, Code Red, all of the Code Red Mountain Dew has been stolen!

[@kylestubbs8867]

3:02 Funny thing, I was just reading about a cartoon where that happens. Miraculous Ladybug - “Startrain”.

[@heyysimone]

The last one was the best

[@sugarnads]

Ahhh i love Sindhu.

[@BiggusNickus]

Well the first joke didn't age well.. Finally.

[@chestnutbloke305]

My suggestion: “Could the owners of the dog with no tail please come to checkout no. 4 to collect him? Unexpected item in the wagging area.”

[@diehardrvdfan22]

Better than what Hugh said, if I'm honest.

[@sebastianalegria3401]

Despite not being Mock the week's fan, I watch it because, it improves my English level

[@jackshenton5927]

1:11 that hit me hard lmao

[@eamonahern7495]

Needs more on form Ed Byrne

[@avidgamester7640]

Why does Hugh Dennis make so many Train jokes

[@romainsavioz5466]

You want bus replacement jokes

[@atticusv668]

Probably some kind of trauma

[@kylestubbs8867]

Because train stations are a common place to heart annoy announcements. Edit: Sorry, _hear tannoy_ announcements.

[@mathieuleader8601]

we have an elderly gentleman who has done an impromtu cryogenic freezing

[@TheLaughingMagpie]

Only you can hear me

[@Elephantstonica]

Well children are pretty much baggage.

[@toastoneggs7356]

Who’s the Asian girl she is so funny

[@WilliamAndrea]

Sindhu Vee - from the video description

[@naveeng506]

😆😆😆

[@tyrothethird3081]

"When we said report anything that doesn't look right, we meant more like terrorist stuff, not just a baby wearing ripped jeans."

[@nolankuffner3573]

Was an amazing joke 😂

[@jbaby362]

Boy, I have an American I really had to listen to a few of these examples to be able to understand what the word tannoy I was, I do not think we have a singular word to describe this. It's like either the PA system, the announcements, or the coms

[@eclectica1]

Tannoy is a brand name for a range of PA systems used in the UK.

[@brentcrude8565]

Has Ed Gamble put on a bit of weight?

[@Benimation]

De Lama's waren beter

[@evolassunglasses4673]

Thanks for reminding me why I no longer have a TV.

[@stanfurber1928]

Stealing Ricky gervais’ whistle joke 👌👌👌👌

[@wayne20uk]

Comedians have been doing that joke for decades sorry to break it to u

[@tommieves1404]

Erm, trust me it wasn't Ricky Gervais' joke!

[@jonimitchellneverlies]

TWO women???? Are the BBC ok?????

[@gwishart]

It's due to budget cuts, they get six panellists for the price of five.

[@alzoraig]

What is Angusella Barnes Doing in Mock the Week?

[@romainsavioz5466]

Because she's a comedian You probably don't found her funny but that's ok humour is personnal

[@alzoraig]

@@romainsavioz5466 Of Course She's a Comedian, but Some People Claimed that She Isn't Funny.

[@petergreen2552]

Er she's a comedienne and this is a comedy show?

[@hyprecision1571]

1st comment

[@neomp5]

WTF is a tannoy

[@BadWebDiver]

Public address system.

[@wayne20uk]

That indian woman is about as funny as week old bread

[@Kawdek]

Not too shabby then; I reckon week old bread’s funnier than fresh bread.

[@scottfreckle237]

the plane and whistle joke is stolen

[@craigk621]

Tiresome ...come back Milton

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Welcome to the bakery!”

[@kelly2077]

Wheres the porn at then?

[@benrichards399]

They are about as funny as piles

[@ofisalavea9970]

So um, was i supposed to laugh at this

[@ipellaers]

Jesus the two new Indian / Pakistani "We're just on because of PC and inclusivity" are less than unfunny.

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

You people are unbelievably tedious.

[@ipellaers]

@@ScoopMeisterGeneral Who are you calling people.

[@romainsavioz5466]

Only your point of view

[@retnavybrat]

@@ipellaers You could've just said they weren't funny. Bringing up their race makes you no better than the people you're complaining about who booked them.

[@bremlon]

@@ipellaers true, racists can barely be considered people. Glad you're on the same page as the rest of us.

[@screwgravity1447]

It’s a shame how this show has fallen off. These comedians aren’t funny at all

[@screwgravity1447]

Alan Cogan trust me. I miss the good old days with Frankie😂😂😔

[@joebloggs5186]

This type of show is so dated. I cancelled my TV licence and used the money to pay for Netflix.

[@lavrentivs9891]

Yet here you are, watching it on youtube^^

[@joebloggs5186]

@@lavrentivs9891 wrong. I just saw the title.

[@lavrentivs9891]

@@joebloggs5186 Of course you were.

[@joebloggs5186]

@@lavrentivs9891 as I was celebrating the election result

[@lavrentivs9891]

@@joebloggs5186 By watching Mock the Week on youtube? Well, to each their own.

[@tobiasbrewster-mackinnon1603]

Terrible

[@Starius2]

brit humor has become so... crap.